Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[MrSunshine]

that changes everything doesn't it?

[SoNotHer]

:-) Is it time for me to go to bed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we expected to know?

[MrSunshine]

trouble would have surely followed if I answered that right?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know what time it is?

[MrSunshine]

doesn't it depend on where you are standing?

[SoNotHer]

Does it depend on where you're squatting?

[MrSunshine]

isn't that painful?

[SoNotHer]

Have you ever seen a good squatter?

[MrSunshine]

I lived in Korea for a year so wouldn't I have?

[SoNotHer]

Who won the squatting competition at the Seoul Olympics?

[MrSunshine]

you got me on that one don't you?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't it good to be gotten some times?

[MrSunshine]

what the heck is gotten?

[SoNotHer]

Are we back to heck again?

[MrSunshine]

we could be, do you like it?

[SoNotHer]

Do you have a time share there?

[MrSunshine]

is my time up?

[SoNotHer]

Can time ever be down?

[MrSunshine]

isn't there a thing called "down time"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that down under?

[hopelessromantic69]

Can't not enough time be a downer?

[Gentle Tiger]

How can time stand still if it waits for no one?

[LeftWriteFemme]

is time bipolar?

[MrSunshine]

yes I did and wouldn't it be better to ask a professional?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Whom would you suggest?

[MrSunshine]

do you think Dr. Seuss would be available?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't that be lovely?

[MrSunshine]

why the heck not?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't he dead?

[MrSunshine]

where did he go?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who are we looking for?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you believe in life after death?

[MrSunshine]

is there such a thing?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever walked into the light?

[MrSunshine]

I've walked into a pole once does that count?

[JAGG]

Did you not know that being a professional, is not the same as being an expert?

[MrSunshine]

so does it take a professional or expert to walk into a pole?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a form of pole abuse?

[MrSunshine]

is that possible?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do poles have rights?

[SoNotHer]

Is this a polarizing topic?

[MrSunshine]

whos dancing on the pole?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever?

[MrSunshine]

do you think I would tell if I did?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you whisper in the answer in my ear?

[MrSunshine]

wouldn't that be naughty?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you mind being naughty?

[MrSunshine]

does anyone mind?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do people mind their manners?

[dixie]

Do you? .........

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you what? Is this like knock, knock?

[MrSunshine]

who knocked?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who knocked what?

[MrSunshine]

what fresh hell is going on in here?

[Hollylane]

Is there a not so fresh hell that I have not been informed of?

[hottprof]

What are you talking about?

[Hollylane]

How the hell should I know?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know anything about hell?

[Hollylane]

Can GT ever have enough cake?

[SoNotHer]

Did GT get enough of whatever came out of the cake?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is GT still in the cake?

[MrSunshine]

who's got cake?

[SoNotHer]

Who licked the icing?

[MrSunshine]

who said there was icing?

[SoNotHer]

Well then what's this on my finger?

[MrSunshine]

should I be afraid?

[SoNotHer]

Should you be very afraid?

[MrSunshine]

what the heck?

[SoNotHer]

Are we back in heck again?

[MrSunshine]

why the heck not?

[SoNotHer]

What if I want to keep talking about cake?

[MrSunshine]

is there some german chocolate cake?

[SoNotHer]

Is there whipped cream?

[MrSunshine]

is there a prize inside?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't there always a prize inside?

[MrSunshine]

haven't you been disappointed by lack of prize before?

[SoNotHer]

Haven't I wondered what all the ostentatious, promising wrapping was about?

[MrSunshine]

whats under the pretty dressing anyway?

[Starbuck]

Is this the cake that has the hidden baby in it?

[SoNotHer]

Should be second guessing what is under the right one's dressing or should we be confessing that whatever's under the dressing is simply a blessing?

[MrSunshine]

I'm not messing with any dressing, who's got the baby and the cake?

[SoNotHer]

Did you just call me Babycakes?

[MrSunshine]

do you have the baby?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the baby called Ruth?

[Starbuck]

Who's having a baby?

[Gentle Tiger]

If a cake becomes one with another cake, will it produce another cake?

[SoNotHer]

Do the cakes know how to shake and bake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would cakes become crumb cakes if they could shake?

[Arwen]

Have you seen "Secret Sunshine"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is Sunshine classified?

[Arwen]

If I tell you, do I have to kill you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does it depend on how you tell me?

[Arwen]

Are you going to answer my questions?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't I do that already with a question of all things?

[Arwen]

Wait. What thread is this?

[MrSunshine]

did I miss the sunshine?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Doesn't shine out your.......?

[MrSunshine]

you mean I'm sitting on it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it flattened?

[MrSunshine]

hot crossed buns anyone?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we feed them to hot cross bunnies?

[MrSunshine]

bunnies that cross dress?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they called hair buns?

[MrSunshine]

doesn't sound so good huh?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't delicious cake sound better?

[MrSunshine]

would someone like to finish my laundry?

[Gentle Tiger]

Shouldn't they only finish what they started?

[SoNotHer]

Has the weekend party started?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you start it with cake or donut?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't you be asking if started it with a donut or a popsicle? ;-)

[MrSunshine]

I can't leave this place for a minute can I?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where did you go?

[MrSunshine]

isn't that a secret?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Couldn't that change if you told me?

[MrSunshine]

it wouldn't be a secret would it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it a secret if more than one person know about it?

[MrSunshine]

didn't I just save you from a popsicle?

[Starbuck]

Popsicle ? Isn't that the same as an ice lolly in England?

[MrSunshine]

should we ask GT?

[Starbuck]

Who is GT?

[MrSunshine]

wouldn't that be Gentle Tiger?

[Starbuck]

Is Gentle Tiger from England?

[MrSunshine]

is someone fascinated with England?

[MrSunshine]

this little fucker?

[Janny]

Is that any way for a moderator to speak? :p

[MrSunshine]

do you suppose the shit is about to get deep?

[Janny]

Do you suppose we'll need to wear Wellingtons?

[MrSunshine]

don't you think we'll need more protection than that?

[MrSunshine]

feathers?...................

[Janny]

Am I special enough for a nickname?

[MrSunshine]

doesn't Juney have a way of making you feel special?

[MrSunshine]

do you think Janny ran out screaming?

[Janny]

Are you calling me a coward?

[MrSunshine]

would I do something like that?

[MrSunshine]

is Janny going?

[Janny]

Are you calling me a coward again?

[MrSunshine]

that was are you going to the reunion ?

[MrSunshine]

would you ever?

[Janny]

could you ever trust her?

[MrSunshine]

without question, isnt she the greatest?

[Janny]

Can we kiss your wellingtons instead?

[MrSunshine]

shouldn't that be what it feels like?

[Janny]

You can shoot an ice cube out your nose?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How big are your cubes?

[MrSunshine]

didn't she only refer to your cube size?

[Deborah]

I have a friend that shot one of those little party sausages out her nose...but that's another story :|

[Odarlin]

I have a friend that shot one of those little party sausages out her nose...but that's another story :|

Was lubricant involved? (at least?):pirate-steer:

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do you use to lubricate ice?

[MrSunshine]

wouldn't that require something not water soluble?

[aussiebaby]

Wouldn't they be self-lubricating?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will it be in a tube?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What did you have in mind?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was anything put in the mind?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you mind?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a new hobby that you're researching?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Shall I use you as my guinea pig?

[Starbuck]

Are we going to put it in the pig first?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you like to do it that way?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the blankets?

[MrSunshine]

what the heck is going on?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who have you asked?

[MrSunshine]

who do I need to ask?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you check with the committee?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you on the committee?

[Starbuck]

Will the committee have a meeting if not?

[SoNotHer]

How many committee members does it take to unthread a thread?

[MrSunshine]

are you talking about thread killers?

[SoNotHer]

Are you talking about little pill chillers?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were the pills in the fridge?

[Hollylane]

Is there such a thing as frigid pills?

[MrSunshine]

must I answer that?

[Hollylane]

Did you have a question?

[MrSunshine]

do you have an answer?

[Hollylane]

Aren't I full of them?

[MrSunshine]

whats it like to be full of something?

[Hollylane]

Are you looking in the mirror?

[MrSunshine]

should I be?

[Hollylane]

Does it speak to you when you do?

[MrSunshine]

Isn't that like talking to yourself?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that odd?

[MrSunshine]

doesn't odd describe many things?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time for my rendition of "Strange on the Range"?

[ONLY]

Is it time for my rendition of "Strange on the Range"?

Is that like "home home on the range.....where the dear and the antelope plaaaaaaay"?

[SoNotHer]

Is that like "home home on the range.....where the dear and the antelope plaaaaaaay"?

Would you like it to be?

[LeftWriteFemme]

have you ever lived in a free range home?

[SoNotHer]

Is there a difference between range free and cage free?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will choir be singing Born Free?

[Starbuck]

[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]Will choir be singing Born Free?

When will rehearsals begin?

[Bootsandheels]

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When will rehearsals begin?

Rehearsals begin when I'm free...

[Starbuck]

Rehearsals begin when I'm free...

Are you truly free or is it a figment of your imagination?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you enjoy figs?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Or do you just wear the leaf?

[SoNotHer]

Is it a fig or a figment?

[UofMfan]

Do you have an active imagination?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Can yours keep up?

(thats all I could think of lol as bad as it sounds lol)

[Hollylane]

Is it a race to the finish?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

How far is the finish?

[willow]

Did you finish with a flourish?

[Starbuck]

How flushed am I now that I'm finished?

[SoNotHer]

How much like mush are the flushed?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is this a size thing or a reality thing?

[SoNotHer]

Is there a difference?

[Gentle Tiger]

Between what and what?

[SoNotHer]

Are you naming a pair of anything in particular?

[Starbuck]

Are you naming a pair of anything in particular?

Is there a pair that needs naming?

[Hollylane]

We are talking about shoes right?

[SoNotHer]

Is shoe size an indication?

[Hollylane]

Am I pretty sure that shoe size is irrelevant in my world?

[SoNotHer]

Are you in the shoe closet?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

What about glove size?

[SoNotHer]

Can we handle a glove size discussion?

[Starbuck]

What about glove size?

What's (g)love got to do with it?

[SoNotHer]

Can you hear me groaning at the last question?

[Starbuck]

Can you hear me groaning at the last question?

If you're groaning, are you making a wet spot too? :p

[SoNotHer]

Have I tried hard to keep this thread as clean as the driven snow? (teehehe)

[Hollylane]

You rang???

[SoNotHer]

Have you answered the call to drive us through purer snow?

[Hollylane]

Did you mean toward driven snow? Do I fear that this train of questions could derail before it reaches the depot?

[SoNotHer]

Do we appear to have a loose caboose?

[Hollylane]

Is it safe to cross?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you look both ways, Darling?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I should be cautious?

[willow]

Should I throw caution to the wind?

[Gentle Tiger]

What if the wind doesn't want to catch it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you speaking for the wind or yourself?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does wind speak or blow?

[willow]

Do you blow hot and cold?

[SoNotHer]

How would that be measured?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is size important to you?

[SoNotHer]

Should it be?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think I was placing judgement on preference?

[SoNotHer]

Do you think I think you were thinking that I was thinking that you were placing judgment on prejudice?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do you think?

[JAGG]

What do you think?

Since when does it matter what I think?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Since when does it matter what I think?

Didn't you realize that your opinion counts with me?

[Hollylane]

What are we counting?

[SoNotHer]

Should I get ready stomp out a number, or would you prefer an abacus?

[JAGG]

Should I get ready stomp out a number, or would you prefer an abacus?

Is this going to require a calculator or a banana?

[Starbuck]

One banana, two banana, three banana, four, what's the score?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do the Russian Judges like us?

[UofMfan]

Who is "us"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you mean, who are we?

[Starbuck]

Since when do we worry about what others think?

[SoNotHer]

Is LeftWriteFemme getting on our pronoun case?

[willow]

are you guilty of pronoun evasion?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you say I was getting on you?

[intrigue_in916]

The only rules are:

- no statements (that's obvious)
- no non sequitur (the question you ask has to make sense as a response to the previous question)

I'll go first:

Why can't I sleep?

Are you still awake?:hk36:

[JAGG]

Are you still awake?:hk36:

What do you mean still?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time to go to bed yet?