Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[shadows papa]

Will the brownie wrestling ladies be wrestling in butter creme brownie icing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why would they be wrestling in icing?

[Arwen]

Don't you think the real question is flavor?

[Gentle Tiger]

The flavor of the wrestlers or the flavor of the icing? :glasses:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is there any hot cocoa???

[Arwen]

Did you want whipped cream?:tea:

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the cream naughty?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's doing anything exciting today?

[Daywalker]

Who's doing anything exciting today?

Does tip toeing through something similar to tulips count?

:bluebat:

:daywalker:

[Arwen]

Does tip toeing through something similar to tulips count?

:bluebat:

:daywalker:



Can it be azaleas and do we have to tiptoe?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is someone or something asleep?

[Arwen]

Is this the real life?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we in the matrix?

[Arwen]

Did you just fail the Bohemian Rhapsody test?:seeingstars:

[Gentle Tiger]

Did Bohemian Rhapsody take the test?

[Arwen]

Is there no escape from reality?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't you the teacher?

[Arwen]

Are you a Bohemian student?

[MrSunshine]

Do I need to be?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What makes one Bohemian??

[Arwen]

Are you wearing lederhosen?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You think I do??

[Arwen]

Is it wrong to think about pants?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is it wrong to think about pants?


Are they butch pants??

[Gentle Tiger]

Did Butch pants today?

[Duchess]

Is it wrong to want to want Butch out of pants?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it proper protocol for Butch to be out of pants?

[Duchess]

Wouldn't Butch be more productive out of pants?;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't that depend on what Butch is producing?

[Duchess]

Are pants known for helping Butch to produce anything?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you see the Butch Production?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Why doesn't Malcom have a FB???

[Duchess]

Malcolm has Fiery Balls?

[Gentle Tiger]

Weren't they with Butch?

[Duchess]

Malcolm's balls were with Butch?

[MrSunshine]

What fresh hell is going on in here?

[Duchess]

Malcolm's balls are going to hell?:praying:

[moxie]

His balls are with Sarah Palin?

[Duchess]

Malcolm's balls are in Sarah Palin's pouf?
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/09/23-End/Gov-Palin-2006_Official-disney-damon-head-of-skate.jpg

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't they be like holy water?

[Duchess]

If that's the case, wouldn't Sarah burst into flames?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't she already flaming?

[Duchess]

You mean scorching in the hellfire and brimstone of conservatism?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't you see her name when you look up those words in the dictionary?

[Duchess]

Since most of my years growing up were spent in public schools, am I suppose to be able to read the dictionary?

[Gentle Tiger]

Have you seen Webster?

[Arwen]

Are referring to the MiiriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary thread?

[Duchess]

Webster? That annoying kid from the 80's?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are you pretending that you haven't held Webster in your hands?

[Starbuck]

You held what part of Webster in your hand? All of him or just part of him??

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you ask Webster about "parts"?

[Arwen]

Did you know that parts is one letter away from pants?

[Duchess]

Who shed their pants to show what parts?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a scrabble slam in those pants?

[Duchess]

There's something in those pants slammin' what?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does the answer depend on how slammin' is defined?

[Duchess]

What are the different definitions of slammin'?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who knows?

[Arwen]

Is there going to be a test about slammin' butch parts, I mean pants?

[betenoire]

Slammin' them in what? The car door? Won't that hurt?

[Duchess]

Who's slammin' their what in the car door? :blink:

[Gentle Tiger]

What was the car door doing open?

[princessbelle]

What type of car is it exactly and what time of day?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a correlation between the car and the degree of slammin'?

[princessbelle]

Was it raining or snowing when said slamming took place?

[Chancie]

Is there going to be a test about slammin' butch parts, I mean pants?


Slammin' them in what? The car door? Won't that hurt?

Mightn't you be disappointed in butch parts that are slammed in a car door?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this ethical?

[princessbelle]

Is that important?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the cake in the back seat?

[princessbelle]

Didn't someone leave the cake out in the rain?

[Duchess]

You mean the cake purchased to celebrate the new stripper pole?http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/vanmaz/dancing.gif

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it in a box?

[princessbelle]

The pole, the cake or the stripper?

[Duchess]

Didn't the stripper have a box?

[Fancy]

Was the stripper or the pole in the car?

[Duchess]

Didn't the stripper drive the car into the lake to piss off her baby daddy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why were they slammin in the car door?

[Arwen]

Is this anything like dogging?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did the dogs eat the cake in the car?

[Duchess]

Did anyone feed the dogs today?

[Arwen]

What's wrong with cats?

[betenoire]

what is THAT a euphemism for?

[Arwen]

Could it be a euphemism for June wants her butt licked?

[amiyesiam]

Do we need a butter butt licking recipe for June?

[Arwen]

Is anything better than flavored butt butter, Betty?

[moxie]

Are we talking about salted, unsalted or whipped butter?

[Arwen]

You mean June DOESN'T like getting her salad tossed? Can we go back to an earlier discussion please?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you need clarification on buttery butts?

[amiyesiam]

Are buttered butts shiny?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did someone say they can't believe it's not butter?

[Arwen]

Is it Parkay or is it Memorex?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you trying to hear the buttery butt recording?

[Arwen]

Are we having a talk about butts because they are like donuts? Round with a hole?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't it because Duchess was asking about parts?

[Arwen]

Are you intimating that Duchess doesn't know parts? :|

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there an introduction?

[Arwen]

Are you trying to get yourself in a whole heap o' trouble?

[Gentle Tiger]

Have you forgotten that this tiger is always innocent?

[Arwen]

Did you know that tigers don't eat donuts either?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you forget about the unique gentle tiger?

[Arwen]

Do you think I'm buying this?

[Gentle Tiger]

What store are you at?

[onthemove]

Is that the pole in the hole store?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that next to the cat in the hat store

[onthemove]

Can I get thing 1 and thing 2 in the hole (donut)?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have we formally welcomed onthemove, yet?

Have we? Should we? When can we??

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a procedure manual?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is there a procedure manual?


For being on the move?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the move? What are the moves? Can you move me now?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you know rabbits are giant rats???

[amiyesiam]

why is it that rats will invade one's house but rabbits don't?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are there poles in the land of the giants?

[Arwen]

Do you think we need a poll about holes and poles?

[Duchess]

How about a poll about poles in holes?;)

[Duchess]

Would everyone agree that June's influence is delightful?;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Are all characters welcome?

[LeftWriteFemme]

If accepted will we be graded on a curve?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why does June mistake affection for blame?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is June protesting too much while asking her questions?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a particular protocol to follow when making inquiries about the so called normal life?

[Canela]

Is there a particular protocol to follow when making inquiries about the so called normal life?

Does normal life actually follow a protocol?

[Gentle Tiger]

Which group is playing follow the leader?

[Canela]

Is this a group thing then?

[Arwen]

What if we can't see the leader for the flower?

[Arwen]

Are the rules really that important?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What are y'all talking about?

[Arwen]

Are we supposed to know the answer to that?

[The_Lady_Snow]

The answer to what?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was what even here?

[Arwen]

Are we not where we are supposed to be?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you really ever go where you're supposed to go?

[Arwen]

Are you trying to tell me where to go?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you boldly go where no one has gone before?

[Arwen]

Are you asking me if I like to explore strange, new frontiers?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the frontier really new if it's already been found to be strange?

[Duchess]

Is Gentle Tiger planning to pounce on a new frontier?

[Arwen]

Isn't this tiger declawed?:sunglass:

[Duchess]

Isn't it possible for Tiger to grow claws back after frisky June exposure?

[Arwen]

Is that frisky or risky June exposure?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where are the pictures?

[Arwen]

Dear Gods! Were you peeking?:threadneedspics:

[Duchess]

Didn't you see my camcorder hidden between the Jack Daniels and the Blue Label Johnny?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't you know I don't see it if it's not single malt scotch?

[Arwen]

So we should bait tiger cages with Glenfiddich?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you changing eenie, meenie, miney mo? Any isn't this some crazy spelling?

[Arwen]

Should we talk about entrapment this openly?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the cat out of the bag?

[Arwen]

If we put donuts in the bag, will the cat go quietly?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are tigers the subject of various sorts of confinement?

[Arwen]

Don't we need to be caged at some point to really understand what freedom is?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you always philosophical about cages?

[Arwen]

Are you not?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did I blame Arwen because the Born Free was stuck in my head?

[Arwen]

Is it okay if I don't think you make a very good Elsa?

[Gentle Tiger]

Now what? Hmmmmm?

[Arwen]

Did I just stop the Tiger in his tracks?

[Gentle Tiger]

The Tiger was being tracked?

[Arwen]

Did you know that I am going to work and there may be donuts there?

[Blade]

Why do they call them donuts, are there nuts in them?

[Arwen]

Do you know it's because they are dough knots and it's a derivative?

[Blade]

when does it look like a knot?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does anyone here know how to tie a square knot?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will there be donuts if a slip knot is made?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Wouldn't you rather have sausage gravy & biscuits??

[Gentle Tiger]

Can I just have the sausage and biscuit since I am not into gravy AND have a donut

[moxie]

How can you not be into gravy?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What?????? What about mashed potatoes and gravy????

[The_Lady_Snow]

Shocking isn't it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do electric cords shock you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I shocked at the response to my dislike of gravy?

[princessbelle]

How can anyone not like gravy?

[The_Lady_Snow]

We're still discussing gravy?

[princessbelle]

What would You like to discuss?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can there be a discussion when there are only questions?

[princessbelle]

Is that a question?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Hey!, What's goin' on up in here?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you believe whatever we tell you in the form of a question?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you believe you can?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you repeat the question?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you believe you can???

[Arwen]

Did someone mention Peter Pan?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't Skippy's better?

[Nina]

Isn't Skippy's better?

Skippy's what, is better than what?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Where we skipping to?

[Arwen]

Anyone want to skip this conversation and go back to talking about pants?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Butch pants??

[Nina]

Where we skipping to?

the Chase?

[Arwen]

What do you suggest we chase?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You bank with Chase????

[Arwen]

What if I want to be the chasee not the chaser?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you saying the chase is on???

[Arwen]

Did you want to play Freeze Tag?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will this prevent freezer burn?

[Arwen]

Is that a reference to William Blake, Tyger?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Can you believe January is almost gone?

[Arwen]

Are you looking forward to Miss February already?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who told you????

Grant?????!!??

[Arwen]

Did you know I was once a Playboy centerfold?

[The_Lady_Snow]

So, when can I see?

[Words]

You can't see now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is seeing really believing?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you ever believe in the toothfairy??

[Daywalker]

Is that the tooth fairy, or is it really a out of work dentist
selling black market teeth to feed the family he pretends to have?

:thinking:

:daywalker:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you always this far out???

[Daywalker]

Was I ever really...that far in?

:weedsmoke:


:daywalker:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you inside now?

[Daywalker]

If you have to ask, then wouldn't the answer be an astounding...No?

:jester:

:daywalker:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you know there are 13 people in the :| thread right now?

[Daywalker]

Do you think they brought their own frogs?


:frog:


:daywalker:

[The_Lady_Snow]

And meat in a can?

[Daywalker]

Is it Tea time yet?

:tea:

:grindevil:

:daywalker:

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it time for Harry's Law?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's laying down the law?

[amiyesiam]

why does there have to be law laying?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is justice blind or just sleeping?

[Arwen]

Do you think justice is in to some kinky stuff with that blindfold and sword?

[The_Lady_Snow]

How big is the sword?

:|

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you looking for all of the measurements to be exact?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Can you hear the thunder?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that a phone app?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's phone has it?

[Daywalker]

Haz anybody seen mah lighter?

:detective:



:daywalker:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have you checked your hair?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the head of a person with red hair on fire?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What did Potty do now?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can this day get any longer?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are they ever long enough?

[Licious]

Should I wait to post until there are 14 users in the thread?

[Gentle Tiger]

Whose counting?

[Arwen]

Are you saying we don't count?

[Gentle Tiger]

Have you been counting?

[Arwen]

What am I counting again?

[The_Lady_Snow]

How long did y'all count?

[Arwen]

Can we focus on a queen or a king instead of a count?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are we picking them for Mardi Gras?

[Arwen]

Did you know Mardi Gras is my 50th birthday?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Will it be Mardi Gras themed?

[Arwen]

You don't mind if I feed you gumbo and king cakes while throwing things at you?

[Gentle Tiger]

How's your aim?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do they still make that toothpaste?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a tooth pasting contest?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like tooth gel?

[Starbuck]

Alright, who put the tooth gel all over the mirror??

[Arwen]

I guess that proves my aim is not so good?

[Ebon]

You seriously had to ask?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you fire or just aim?

[Arwen]

Is this about shooting blanks?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you expecting us to know if you shoot blanks?

[Arwen]

Won't you know when the bullet hits you if my aim is good?

[Ebon]

Are you aiming at me?