Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Hollylane]

Can I just show up for jury duty instead?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to tell me a story?

[Hollylane]

Will this be the one with the island or the plastic zip cuffs?

[SoNotHer]

Are those two mutually exclusive?

[Hollylane]

Right??.........

[SoNotHer]

Do you realize how many choices you have?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you count them?

[Hollylane]

Do I have enough fingers and toes for that?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about a neck bone?

[Hollylane]

Is that where the pain starts?

[SoNotHer]

Would you rather know where it ends? :-)

[Hollylane]

Will this be before or after the pie?

[SoNotHer]

Should anything be before pie?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't it be during pie?

[SoNotHer]

Why didn't I think of that?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that what I'm here for?

[Gentle Tiger]

Because it was in the pie?

[Hollylane]

Was it a mince meat pie?

[SoNotHer]

You don't mince words, do you?

[Hollylane]

Will there be mincing about over pie?

[SoNotHer]

Will there be any pie slippage today or otherwise wearing of the food today?

[Hollylane]

Won't I be prepared and ready with the wipes?

[SoNotHer]

Will you be a party hit with those wipes?

[Hollylane]

Are you predicting there will be gravy drips?

[Gentle Tiger]

What happened to the bananas?

[Hollylane]

Am I not falling for the banana in the tailpipe, again?

[SoNotHer]

Is anyone wearing a lovely cornucopia hat today or Thanksgiving tiara?

http://rlv.zcache.com/overflowing_cornucopia_hat-p148167767701121000uh2y_400.jpg

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't a yam and marshmallow tiara be a bit on the sticky side?

[willow]

Do you need help getting out of that sticky situation?

[Arwen]

Why is it that Gentle "Pie"ger is always the one to bring up sweets?

[SoulShineFemme]

Why is it that Gentle "Pie"ger is always the one to bring up sweets?

Does the "pie"ger have a mighty sweet tooth?

[Starbuck]

Does the "pie"ger have a mighty sweet tooth?


Is there a flowing river of chocolate that "pie"ger knows about?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is there a flowing river of chocolate that "pie"ger knows about?

Is there a map to this chocolate river? I got some pretzels I wanna dip....

[ONLY]

Is there a map to this chocolate river? I got some pretzels I wanna dip....

What kind of dip :) ?

[SoulShineFemme]

What kind of dip :) ?

Isn't chocolate the best dip for pretzels?

[Starbuck]

What kind of dip :) ?


It's not the skinny dip is it?

[ONLY]

Isn't chocolate the best dip for pretzels?

I wasn't paying attention was I? :(

For SS (f) :eatinghersheybar:

[SoulShineFemme]

I wasn't paying attention was I? :(

For SS (f) :eatinghersheybar:

You weren't paying attention to the skinny dipping in the chocolate river?? ;)

TY for the candy, Baby! :bunchflowers:

[ONLY]

You weren't paying attention to the skinny dipping in the chocolate river?? ;)

TY for the candy, Baby! :bunchflowers:

um, no? and what makes this smiley :canadian: canadian? (that's what you write to get that smiley)

[SoulShineFemme]

um, no? and what makes this smiley :canadian: canadian? (that's what you write to get that smiley)

Is it cuz It's like the Canadian characters from South Park?

[ONLY]

Is it cuz It's like the Canadian characters from South Park?

lol it just might be BUT dontcha think we are far from the SOUTH?

[SoulShineFemme]

lol it just might be BUT dontcha think we are far from the SOUTH?

Is there such a thing as Southern Canadians?

[ONLY]

Is there such a thing as Southern Canadians?

Do you think Southern Canadians have an accent?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you think Southern Canadians have an accent?

Don't all Canadians have an accent? :p

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you sing to me?

[Starbuck]

Will you sing to me?


Is it okay if my song ends in "eh"?

[Arwen]

Did y'all change "Pie"ger before he got to see us teasing him?

[Starbuck]

Did y'all change "Pie"ger before he got to see us teasing him?



I'm not sure, what happened to "Pie"ger?

[SoNotHer]

Is it possible the tiger has been pied?

http://www.cakehead.com/archives/pie%20in%20the%20face.JPG

[Starbuck]

[QUOTE=SoNotHer;472897]Is it possible the tiger has been pied?


Is it possible the tiger has been roped and hog tied?

[SoNotHer]

Is it possible to be pie tied?

[Starbuck]

Is it possible to be pie tied?


Wouldn't that get kinda messy?

[SoNotHer]

Is that a bad thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that what you were going for?

[mustangjeano]

Can I be tied to some blackberry pie?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that leave stains?

[Arwen]

Are y'all getting a little kinky with a rolling pin?

[Hollylane]

What Can I say, the cook usually gets to determine the kink right?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't a rolling pin work out the kinks nicely?

Are y'all getting a little kinky with a rolling pin?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I look like a ball of dough?

[SoNotHer]

Would you groan if I told you that a money pie is made of dough?


Are you saying I look like a ball of dough?

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[Gentle Tiger]

What shape are you in now?

[Arwen]

Why are you so obsessed with shapes?

[SoNotHer]

What shape are you looking for?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you need a compass?

[SoNotHer]

Has something been geo-cached?

[Hollylane]

Is that catching?

[SoNotHer]

Are you fishing?

[mustangjeano]

Oh no. have I been exposed?

[SoNotHer]

Can we see your rash?

[mustangjeano]

How did you know that I'm rash?

[Hollylane]

Can I get you some cream for that?

[mustangjeano]

Is that cream on sale at midnite?

[Hollylane]

Do I think that "Black Friday" is the best day to wear black and stay home?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like the address to a store that stocks all kinds of lube and is open all night?

[Hollylane]

Is that the one I gave you last night?

[SoNotHer]

Didn't we go through that?

[Hollylane]

Is that why I'm out of wipes?

[mustangjeano]

how did I miss that?

[SoNotHer]

Did you use it for lip gloss again?

[Hollylane]

Aren't my lips shiny?

[mustangjeano]

Does anyone know why I am suddenly wide awake?

[SoNotHer]

Is it hard not letting something slip through them?

[Hollylane]

Was there a stop sign?

[SoNotHer]

Can we go back to talking about slippery lips?

[Hollylane]

Can we talk about slippery slopes?

[SoNotHer]

Didn't we agree to not bring your tits into this?

[Hollylane]

Can I tell you a story about free milk and a cow?

[SoNotHer]

Is this a bedtime story?

[Hollylane]

Can I be Snow White?

[SoNotHer]

Can we rename the seven dwarfs?

[Hollylane]

Can I change my mind and be Goldilocks?

[SoNotHer]

Are you looking for some porridge?

[Hollylane]

Is it too hot, too cold, or just right?

[mustangjeano]

Can it be too hot?

[SoNotHer]

You know what Mae West said, right?

[Hollylane]

I thought it was Marilyn Monroe?

[mustangjeano]

Was it ...and when I'm bad I'm even better ?

[SoNotHer]

Do you two know that it was about too much of a good thing?

[mustangjeano]

can you tell us

[Hollylane]

Is there a time limit?

[mustangjeano]

I'm still trying to wrap my head about too much of a good thing--is there such a thing

[Hollylane]

Doesn't that depend on the context?

[SoNotHer]

Doesn't that depend on what you take out of the context?

[Hollylane]

Don't I love taking things out of context?

[SoNotHer]

Did you like taking things out in general?

[mustangjeano]

am I wrong in thinking that you take things out of context

[Hollylane]

Can I take that out of context?

[SoNotHer]

Is someone missing a question mark?

[Hollylane]

Are you The Riddler?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to see me in a green spandex body suit?

[mustangjeano]

did you fing my missing question mark?

[Hollylane]

Gumby?.....

[SoNotHer]

Does anyone have an erase-her?

[Hollylane]

Is this just a request for more rubbers?

[mustangjeano]

Is spandex hot?

[SoNotHer]

Did I just sit on MustangJeano's question mark in my green spandex?

[Hollylane]

Is that what that mark is on your ass?

[mustangjeano]

May I just say thank you soooooo much?

[SoNotHer]

Is this the point at which I mention shit stains?

[Hollylane]

Have you been surfing Craig's list again?

[mustangjeano]

wouldn't that take some of the fun out of it?

[SoNotHer]

With so much talk about taking things out, why hasn't someone ordered take out?

[Hollylane]

Did you just dial that 900 number?

[SoNotHer]

Are you working the lines tonight?

[Hollylane]

Hello???? Hello????

[SoNotHer]

Do you have me on direct dial?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know I still have a rotary phone?

[SoNotHer]

Where is that phone cord?

[Hollylane]

Were you thinking bondage?

[SoNotHer]

Are you tied up right now?

[Hollylane]

Are you hiding the key again?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time to play hide and seek?

[Hollylane]

Is there something in your pocket?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to see?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you tell me that it was kind of like a shell game?

[SoNotHer]

Can I guess what your favorite ballet is?

http://nutcracker.synthasite.com/resources/aaanut.jpg

[Hollylane]

Wasn't I thinking more along the lines of South Pacific?

[SoNotHer]

So are we talking about coconuts?

[Hollylane]

Do you have a nice pair of coconuts?

[SoNotHer]

If I show you my coconuts will you show me your lei?

[Hollylane]

Does it really look like flower petals?

[SoNotHer]

Did you just drop your palm leaves?

[Hollylane]

Tarzan????

[SoNotHer]

Is that you Jane???

[Hollylane]

Do you want to pet my monkey?

[SoNotHer]

Would that me go apeshit?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that different than batshit?

[willow]

Is your crazy leaking?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a crazy shortage?

[Arwen]

You've stopped dating, haven't you?

[Starbuck]

You've stopped dating, haven't you?



Isn't it dangerous to date a crazy person?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should you bite the hand that feeds you?

[Hollylane]

Is it withholding the frosting?

[Gentle Tiger]

You find frosting taxing? What?

[Hollylane]

Are you taxing my patience by withholding the frosting?

[Starbuck]

Are you taxing my patience by withholding the frosting?

Are we taxing Frosty the Snow Man now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should Frosty be in an exempt status?

[Hollylane]

Don't I just want to make a giant snow cone out of Frosty?

[SoNotHer]

How would that even be done?

[Hollylane]

Got a ladder?

[Starbuck]

Does Frosty have a bladder?

[Gentle Tiger]

There are edible bladders now? What?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that just yellow snow?

[Starbuck]

Isn't that just yellow snow?


Isn't there a rule about not eating yellow snow?

[Hollylane]

Do I hope you have followed the rule?

[Starbuck]

Do I hope you have followed the rule?


Would you be disgusted if I had not?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that be only natural?

[Starbuck]

Wouldn't that be only natural?


What's natural about eating yellow snow?

[Hollylane]

Was I referring to my reaction of you tasting it and not following the golden snow rule?

[Starbuck]

Was I referring to my reaction of you tasting it and not following the golden snow rule?

How can one know?

[Hollylane]

What time is it?

[Starbuck]

What time is it?


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you walk to work or carry your lunch?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can anyone say with certainty?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What did you say???

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you read that back to us?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you forget?

[Starbuck]

Did we forget to do what?

[SoNotHer]

Did you ever forget to remember what you forgot to remember?

[Passionaria]

What was the question?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can I ask you a question?

[Hollylane]

Would I be expected to answer?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you ever answer me?

[Hollylane]

Have we been here before?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you surprised to be back again?

[Hollylane]

Did I ever really go?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't you glad to find me here?

[Hollylane]

Was my head nodding in an enthusiastic indication of "yes"?

[SoNotHer]

Were you perhaps nodding off to sleep?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I blame you for that?

[SoNotHer]

Was it the Mickey I slipped you?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I write my name on my cup?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is your name Mickey?

[Hollylane]

Do I seem meek to you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do I seem mild to you?

[Hollylane]

Are you a bowl of salsa?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you bottled up?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't that better than being a crock of dip?

[Hollylane]

Are you calling me a dip?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a chip on your shoulder?

[SoNotHer]

Do you skinny dip?

[Hollylane]

Now you're calling me a skinny dip?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't you really a water nymph?

[Arwen]

Would you rather be a chunky monkey?

[Hollylane]

Can I just be a mermaid?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How could you be just anything?

[SoNotHer]

Does nothing from nothing leave nothing?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have to have something?

[Hollylane]

Can I have more please?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would I ever deny you?

[SoNotHer]

"Don't you remember I told ya I'm a soldier in the war on poverty?" :-)

G_DV54ddNHE

[Hollylane]

Can I afford cake?

[SoNotHer]

Do you like to take the cake?

[Starbuck]

Where would you take the cake on vacation?

[Leigh]

Can I have My cake and eat it too on vacation?

[SoNotHer]

How about having your cake on a lay-cation?

[Hollylane]

Could you pass the potato chips?

[SoNotHer]

You won't be rattling around in your bag long now, will you?

[Hollylane]

Is that an ice bag? Can I just tell you that I have strong teeth, I do not have a vitamin deficiency, and that the habit of chewing ice is indicative of other issues?

[SoNotHer]

Are there four more things you would like to share with me?

[Hollylane]

Are you set on that number?

[SoNotHer]

What number are you thinking about?

[Hollylane]

Does it matter that I can only count with my socks off?

[SoNotHer]

Would that be like counting missing teeth?

[Hollylane]

Have you found mine?

[SoNotHer]

Shall I look where everything else ends up?

[Hollylane]

Do you think there was room for even that one more thing? Did you bring a flashlight?

[SoNotHer]

Did they name Mammoth Cave after you?

[Hollylane]

Can we hire an anthropologist?

[SoNotHer]

Any skeletons lying around?

[Gentle Tiger]

Weren't you craving something crunchy?

[SoNotHer]

Has the saber-tooth tiger returned?

[Hollylane]

Can you catch a Tiger by it's toe?

[SoNotHer]

Where did he go?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't he usually "what?" and go?

[Gentle Tiger]

You weren't able to identify it? What?

[Hollylane]

What color were it's stripes? Wasn't it kind of a blur?

[Gentle Tiger]

You couldn't find your night goggles? What?!

[Hollylane]

Are we going on a night time safari?

[SoNotHer]

Why do I just feel like I've stepped into "The Silence of Lambs"?

[Hollylane]

Would you like some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

[Gentle Tiger]

You muted the lambs? What?!

[Hollylane]

Can they throw gang signs with hooves?

[SoNotHer]

Shock and ewe?

[Hollylane]

What?!? Am I without response to this? Is this why they have curly coats?

[SoNotHer]

Did that get your goat?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I have hairs on my chinny chin chin? WTF?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know what castrated male goats are called?

[Hollylane]

Are ewe indicating that I should get a wethered butch? :|