Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Hollylane]

Would you like some cocoa?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Will it have marshmallows in it??

[Hollylane]

Big fluffy white ones, or little tiny white ones? What's your preference?

[sarahwho]

Are we talking about snow?

[Hollylane]

Can we have icicles?

[sarahwho]

Are they cold?

[Hollylane]

If they weren't cold, would there only be a puddle?

[Starbuck]

Isn't it too cold to eat icicles?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it ever too cold to eat icicles?

[sarahwho]

Why only eat icicles?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How else will we all look like GaGa?

[Starbuck]

Do what else with icicles?

[LeftWriteFemme]

You have suggestions?

[SoNotHer]

Do you have a suggestion box?

[Arwen]

How did we get from sausage to boxes in one page?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you having trouble keeping up or did you want to lead the charge?

[UofMfan]

Do I look like I would have trouble keeping up?

[Hollylane]

How much trouble would I get into if I answered that question?

[UofMfan]

How much can you take?

[Hollylane]

Have you heard that my middle name IS trouble?

[UofMfan]

Wasn't it Pure and Innocent?

[Arwen]

Do some people need a room?

[Hollylane]

Why? Is your mind in the gutter?

[Stacy]

Isn't that the hottest place to be?

[Arwen]

Have you tried my red pepper jelly that I actually don't make but buy from the store?

[Hollylane]

Is it hot & sweet? Isn't that a perfect combination?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it as hot and sweet as you are?

[Hollylane]

Would you believe that when I am watching football the sweet is completely missing?

[LeftWriteFemme]

is it the spandex or the astroturf that causes that?

[Hollylane]

Don't they both cause irritation?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that why the sweetness is gone?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is that why the sweetness is gone?

Can we get it back with a spoon full o' sugar?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who will get her to eat it?

[SoulShineFemme]

Who will get her to eat it?


Do you think we can if we play the airplane game with the spoon?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you make good propeller noises?

[SoulShineFemme]

I'm on it! :P

Can you fly that spoon like we're dodging enemy fire?

[Arwen]

Are you familiar with the story about the shell, the spoon, the stick, the sock and the can of soup? Did you know you will win my undying regard if you can name that book?

[Hollylane]

Don't I believe you're referring to Skinny Legs and All?

[sarahwho]

What does that have to do with spoons?

[Arwen]

Do you know if you can tell me what other book the main female character was in, I'll ask you to marry me?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't that Jitterbug Perfume?

[willow]

Are you putting the boom-boom into my heart?

[SoulShineFemme]

Are you having palpitations?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you asking what I ate for dinner?

[Starbuck]

This the first week of my life, what can I have for dinner?

[SoNotHer]

Should you start with candy corn?

[Stacy]

Which food group does candy corn belong in?

[willow]

How sweet is your tooth?

[SoNotHer]

Do you want it sweet or sharp?

[Starbuck]

Would you rather average or smart?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you asking if I am bright or dim?

[willow]

Are you a bright spark?

[SoNotHer]

Is that a flame flower or are you happy to see me?

[willow]

How will you show your appreciation?

[SoNotHer]

So many ways - how won't I? ;-)

[willow]

Do you accept requests?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you name that tune?

[willow]

Am I a melody maker?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Merry Melodies your preference?

[SoNotHer]

Are we forgetting Looney Tunes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't they one in the same?

[SoNotHer]

They are, but why would I pass up an opportunity to post "Looney Tunes" in a thread? ;-)

[willow]

Do you want a little one on one with Lola Bunny?

[SoNotHer]

Have I ever been cornered by the likes of Pepe Le Pew?

http://www.alexross.com/forscent.jpg

[Starbuck]

Have you ever been skunked into something you didn't want to do?

[sarahwho]

Did you ever do something you didn't want to do?

[Starbuck]

Cleaning house...but where's the skunk?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a skunk costume?

[Hollylane]

If I am Flower, does that make you Pepé Le Pew? *wicked yet P&I grin*

http://www.acuteaday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/flower-from-bambi.jpg

[SoNotHer]

Are you a succulent?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where's the Pepsi?

[Hollylane]

Will there be ice cubes? Can it be Diet Pepsi?

[SoNotHer]

How did we go from succulents to diet Pepsi? Are you "light, crisp and refreshing"?


http://img4.southernaccents.com/i/2008/11/succulents-m.jpg?300:300 http://images.wikia.com/logopedia/images/5/53/DietPepsiLogo.jpg

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I describe myself more as an eye-opening, crisp, occasionally bubbly, delight to taste, and sometimes non-compliant quirky conundrum on the rocks? Is there a soft drink that fits this description, or is this something that would be labeled as 80 proof?

[SoNotHer]

How soft would an 80-proof soft drink be? And is this wine made for you?


http://runningwithcake.com/files/2010/07/7.11.10-Conundrum-Wine-1.jpg

[Hollylane]

Am I glad that it didn't say "Whine"?

[Arwen]

If I'm not glad, are you going to judge me?

[Hollylane]

Will there be a dancing competition?

[Arwen]

Will you indulge me in a little femme-on-femme if I let you lead?

[Hollylane]

Will this be cheek to cheek?

[Starbuck]

Can cheek to cheek still be plutonic?

[Arwen]

Which cheek to which cheek?

[Hollylane]

Can we dance like that??

[Arwen]

Are you familiar with the Horizontal Lambada?

[Hollylane]

Do I refuse to incriminate myself any further by answering this question?

[Starbuck]

How many other dances do you know?

[SoulShineFemme]

If I said at least 10 would you think I have skillz?

[ONLY]

If I said at least 10 would you think I have skillz?

Hey baby, would you like me to tell them bout your "skillz"? :p

[Starbuck]

Do cats that walk on fence tops have skills?

[SoulShineFemme]

Are they walking on fenceposts to avoid being attacked?

[ONLY]

Are they walking on fenceposts to avoid being attacked?

Did you know I DO NOT like CATS?

[Starbuck]

Or do cats walk on fenceposts to get a birds eye view of the feeding ground?

[ONLY]

Or do cats walk on fenceposts to get a birds eye view of the feeding ground?

How bout you put the cat back in the house?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you live in a cat house??

[SoulShineFemme]

Is that better than living in the doghouse?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How did you get out of the doghouse?

[SoulShineFemme]

How did you get out of the doghouse?

Would you belive I found a dog to go in the doghouse so there wasn't any room for me anymore?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you saying there is no room at the inn??

[Starbuck]

Are you saying we aren't part of the "in" crowd?

[Arwen]

Which crowd did you want to be in?

[Hollylane]

Is it always this crowded at the punch bowl?

[Arwen]

Are you sure that the punch bowl is porcelain?

[Hollylane]

Did you remember the pineapples?

[Arwen]

Are you objectifying the fruit again?

[willow]

Is everyone a fruit and nut case?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What did you say about my nuts?

[Daktari]

What did you say about my nuts?

Guides badges...

[LeftWriteFemme]

Guides badges...

What are you doing up so late?

[scootebaby]

Guides badges...


are you calling her nuts "guides badges"????

[Daktari]

What are you doing up so late?

You ever suffered from insomnia?

[Daktari]

are you calling her nuts "guides badges"????

Oh My Giddy Aunt...totally wrong thread...Insomnia...all sorts of wotnot...cor blimey! :|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know that your friends understand?

[Daktari]

Do you know that your friends understand?

You sure you wanna be my friend?

[LeftWriteFemme]

You sure you wanna be my friend?

Don't you realize it is my privilege to call you friend?

[Daktari]

Don't you realize it is my privilege to call you friend?

Do you have a dictionary?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you like to know how many inches thick it is?

[ONLY]

Would you like to know how many inches thick it is?

um I just walked in, what are we talking bout?

[LeftWriteFemme]

you? Aren't we always talking about you?

[Daktari]

you? Aren't we always talking about you?

Is it all about you?

[Starbuck]

Is it all about you?

How many inches are you? ;)

[Daktari]

How many inches are you? ;)

Do you want to measure?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you mind?

[Daktari]

Would you mind?

If I mind, does it matter?

[scootebaby]

If I mind, does it matter?

would it really matter if u did mind????

[Daktari]

would it really matter if u did mind????

Do you regularly take such liberties?

[scootebaby]

Do you regularly take such liberties?

arent liberties meant to be taken?????

[Daktari]

arent liberties meant to be taken?????

Isn't that stealing?

[scootebaby]

Isn't that stealing?

dont we still kisses? glances??

[Daktari]

Have we ever kissed? :|


typos can be such fun!

[scootebaby]

Have we ever kissed? :|


typos can be such fun!


you ever been to Ky? :rofl:

[Starbuck]

Have we ever kissed? :|
[/SIZE]

Did you ask my name?

[Starbuck]

:|:|:|:|:|

[scootebaby]

Did you ask my name?

are names necessary??

[Starbuck]

are names necessary??

Aren't we getting hitched?

[Daktari]

you ever been to Ky? :rofl:

:cheesy: Is that the jelly stuff?

Did you ask my name?

Would you give it?

[scootebaby]

Aren't we getting hitched?

like to a star?????

:cheesy: Is that the jelly stuff?
\isnt jelly messy??


Would you give it?


would i get something for it?

[Starbuck]

:cheesy: Is that the jelly stuff?

Would you give it?

Would you like it written or typed?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do you want?

[Daktari]

like to a star?????




would i get something for it?

What would you want?

Would you like it written or typed?

Do you have nice handwriting?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that important?

[Starbuck]

What do you want?


How can you ask such a loaded question?

[scootebaby]

Would you like it written or typed?


cant we have both??
Is that important?

would anyone care if it were important??

"]holy hell having to multiquote and stuff [/SIZE]

[Starbuck]

cant we have both??



[SIZE="3"]Why stop at two baby? The world is your play room!

[scootebaby]

Why stop at two baby? The world is your play room!

wouldnt it be selfish to take more??

[Gentle Tiger]

Is more being given?

[scootebaby]

Is more being given?

are you bringing donuts??

[scootebaby]

does SHE have donuts??



ut oh my quoter button isnt working?!?!?! :|

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you see her name on the sign up sheet?

[Arwen]

Do we have to sign up or can we just be a walk in?

[Starbuck]

Do we have to sign up or can we just be a walk in?


Should I call ahead first instead?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did I just read, "should I call fist ahead"?

[Arwen]

Do I even have to ask where your mind is, gutterTiger?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is your mind gutter thinking Arwen?

[Arwen]

Why are you interested in my gutters?

[Starbuck]

Why are you interested in my gutters?

And who will clean them?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you shy about your shutters?

[Starbuck]

Are you shy about your shutters?

Do you think about common decency?

[SoNotHer]

Would you shudder to know?

[Starbuck]

Would you shudder to know?

Would you really lay it on the line if I asked?

[SoNotHer]

Would you drop a line if I laid it on the line?

Would you really lay it on the line if I asked?

[Starbuck]

Would you drop a line if I laid it on the line?


Is overnight delivery fast enough for you?

[SoNotHer]

Is an express package so named because the deliverer is filled with espresso?

[Starbuck]

Is an express package so named because the deliverer is filled with espresso?

Does espresso make you move fast?

[scootebaby]

Does espresso make you move fast?

do you wanna move fast?

[Starbuck]

do you wanna move fast?

Are you afraid of high speed action?

[SoulShineFemme]

Are you afraid of high speed action?

Will a seatbelt be involved?

[willow]

Will a seatbelt be involved?

Did you opt for the belt and braces approach?

[ONLY]

Did you opt for the belt and braces approach?

How bout chains and handcuffs instead?

[willow]

Who will be the key holder?

[scootebaby]

Who will be the key holder?

can i be the key holder?

[ONLY]

can i be the key holder?

You might wanna ask SS (f) bout that, wanna take that chance? lol :p

[scootebaby]

You might wanna ask SS (f) bout that, wanna take that chance? lol :p

why does she have to know?

[hottprof]

why does she have to know?


why shouldn't she know?

[ONLY]

why shouldn't she know?

SS (f) are you here?

[SoulShineFemme]

Did someone call me?

[scootebaby]

Did someone call me?



did u hear ur name??

[SoulShineFemme]

did u hear ur name??

Is there an echo in here?

[ONLY]

did u hear ur name??

Alright BF players who is playing telephone? :|

[SoulShineFemme]

Alright BF players who is playing telephone? :|

Are we prank calling now?

[scootebaby]

Are we prank calling now?

did i miss the phone # list??

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Is your refridgerator running?

[scootebaby]

what came first--the chicken or the egg?

[SoulShineFemme]

what came first--the chicken or the egg?

If I get the right answer will ya cook for me? I'm kinda hungry. :|

[scootebaby]

If I get the right answer will ya cook for me? I'm kinda hungry. :|

are you feeling lucky??

[ONLY]

are you feeling lucky??

I am extremely lucky, how bout you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How about a three minute egg?

[willow]

Who will run a four minute mile?

[Daktari]

Who will run a four minute mile?

Can I cycle instead?

[LeftWriteFemme]

One wheel or two?

[Daktari]

One wheel or two?

If I ride the one will you ride the two?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there tricycle I might try?

[willow]

Isn't three a crowd?

[Daktari]

Is there tricycle I might try?

Are you not balanced?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't my unbalance legion?

[Starbuck]

Isn't my unbalance legion?

can you balance the legion's bank account?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you kidding?

[Starbuck]

Are you kidding?

When will legions come to do the kidding jobs?

[SoulShineFemme]

When will legions come to do the kidding jobs?

Are the legions marching in formation?

[ONLY]

Are the legions marching in formation?

What formation?

[SoulShineFemme]

What formation?

I think the flying V is appropriate. How about you?

[ONLY]

I think the flying V is appropriate. How about you?

I loooooove the "V" formation. Oh we aren't talking bout legs formation are we? ;)

[SoulShineFemme]

I loooooove the "V" formation. Oh we aren't talking bout legs formation are we? ;)

Is that as naughty as I think it is? :praying:

[ONLY]

Is that as naughty as I think it is? :praying:

Is that you praying that you hope it is?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we get back to the naughtiness?

[Starbuck]

How bad do you want it?

[SoNotHer]

Why did we ever leave?

Can we get back to the naughtiness?

[Starbuck]

Why did we ever leave?

Can you re-enter the formation?

[SoNotHer]

Can you stand and deliver?

Can you re-enter the formation?

[Starbuck]

Can you stand and deliver?

where do you want me to stand, darlin'?

[SoNotHer]

Doesn't that depend on what you've come to deliver?

[Starbuck]

Are you going to tip me?

[willow]

Is this a finger tip buffet?

[SoNotHer]

Are we at the monsters' ball?

Is this a finger tip buffet?

[willow]

What sort of monstrous allegation is that?

[SoulShineFemme]

What sort of monstrous allegation is that?


What are those monters alleging now?

[ONLY]

What are those monters alleging now?

Are they sexy? :p

[SoulShineFemme]

Are they sexy? :p

Do you find fur and fangs sexy?

[ONLY]

Do you find fur and fangs sexy?

fangs.....yes.....now where would we find something like this?

[SoulShineFemme]

fangs.....yes.....now where would we find something like this?

Have you tried looking here? RAWR!

http://www.vampfangs.com/Scarecrow-Fangs-s/32.htm

[ONLY]

Have you tried looking here? RAWR!

http://www.vampfangs.com/Scarecrow-Fangs-s/32.htm

Hhhhmmmm would you like me to "wear" some?

[SoulShineFemme]

Hhhhmmmm would you like me to "wear" some?

Do you promise to bite me with them? ;)

[ONLY]

Do you promise to bite me with them? ;)

um *blushing* ........ Is it hallowe'en yet? :p

[SoulShineFemme]

um *blushing* ........ Is it hallowe'en yet? :p

Do you know that Halloween is my favorite holiday?

[ONLY]

Do you know that Halloween is my favorite holiday?

yes ma'am I do........Would you like some candy sweet lady........?

[SoulShineFemme]

yes ma'am I do........Would you like some candy sweet lady........?



Is it chocolate? Thank your for the goodies my Sugarbear. :)

[Hollylane]

Was there a cat hair in the chocolate?

[ONLY]

Was there a cat hair in the chocolate?

Now how would cat hair get into the chocolate?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I just see one of the cats licking it like a salt-lick?

[ONLY]

Didn't I just see one of the cats licking it like a salt-lick?

Who's cat is THAT?

[Daktari]

Who's cat is THAT?

Does a cat ever truly 'belong' to anyone?

[Hollylane]

Didn't my cats just look sublimely at your question and then look knowingly at their owned human?

[Daktari]

Didn't my cats just look sublimely at your question and then look knowingly at their owned human?

Are you happy staff?

[Hollylane]

Don't I get limited affection, from multiple sources, with lots of fur, that equal Happy Cat Staffer?

[Starbuck]

Don't I get limited affection, from multiple sources, with lots of fur, that equal Happy Cat Staffer?

don't you want more affection than what fur can give?

[Hollylane]

Is this a loaded question?

[Starbuck]

Is this a loaded question?

Are you worried that fur will overwhelm your mind?

[ONLY]

Are you worried that fur will overwhelm your mind?

Aren't you worried that the cat jumping all over your bed will leave fur balls?

[willow]

Would you like my salty ball recipe?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do I seem like the kind of girl who is interested in your salty balls?

[Arwen]

Do I seem like the kind of girl who's not?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How many would you like?

[Arwen]

How do you tell someone you like them if you don't want to mention this sweaty balls thing?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you tried winking?

[willow]

Do you have a little something in your eye?

[Estella]

Do you have a little something in your eye?


Do you have a mirror?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do you see?

[willow]

Are you watching me watching you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you see what I see?

[willow]

May I borrow your magnifying glass?