Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[suebee]

Do you think I'm the trusting kind?

[Massive]

does that mean you'll believe anything you're told??

[Massive]

Am I now talking to myself?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you listening when you were talking to yourself?

[violaine]

what was it that i said?

[Massive]

Can I wait for the echo before I reply?

[violaine]

from across the pond?

[Passionaria]

from across the pond?

Do you hear yourself talking now? :phonegab:

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have selective hearing when listening to yourself talk?

[suebee]

Why would I need to?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't you the only one who has that information?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What is your favorite kind of cake Daddy???:blueheels:

[JinxdGirl]

Do they make Pasta Cake?

Why would anyone ever make a pasta cake?!?!

[SuperFemme]

Why wouldn't they?

[Medusa]

Does it come with tomato sauce as icing?

[Fancy]

Now, isn't that interesting?

[Fancy]

Wanna join us tomorrow for girl's-day-out mani-pedis?

[SuperFemme]

why don't you join us here on the west coast?

[Fancy]

Why is the West coast so darn expensive?

[SuperFemme]

don't you know how much it costs to keep Snooki out?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why weren't there any back flips?

[suebee]

Did you know that back flips are rated a 9.8 level of difficulty?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you give the judges a few muffins?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why must people state the obvious? Why?

[Passionaria]

Why not????

[Gentle Tiger]

What are you getting at?

[SuperFemme]

do we have to get at it?

[SuperFemme]

what if my get up and go got up and went?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Depends where it went to no?

[SuperFemme]

i am supposed to know?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who else would know?

[SuperFemme]

get, up or go, no?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you saying no? or are you meaning yes again?

[suebee]

Are you saying you really don't know if I mean no?

[RockOn]

Do you want me to continue more slowly?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is there a fast option?

[RockOn]

Would you like the fast option?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is it an option?

[RockOn]

Have you never been able to have options?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have you always answered in questions?

[suebee]

Haven't you?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Haven't you?

Are you talkin' to me?

[suebee]

Is there anyone else in here? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?

[The_Lady_Snow]

How can I help you??

[suebee]

Hey Lady! Got a quarter to help a sister out?

[weatherboi]

do You have any 18 gauge needles?

[The_Lady_Snow]

do You have any 18 gauge needles?


Aren't you supposed to be setting up the Zune so I can flog you?

[SuperFemme]

is it bad that i am lonely in the empty house tonight?

[The_Lady_Snow]

is it bad that i am lonely in the empty house tonight?


Is anyone joining you in said empty bed?

[SuperFemme]

no, do you know something i don't know?

[The_Lady_Snow]

no, do you know something i don't know?


Are you asking me to join you?

[weatherboi]

may i join please???

[The_Lady_Snow]

You realize this is how it all starts right?

[Arwen]

Can you get me a map on where to go?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Can you get me a map on where to go?



What's your destination?

[Arwen]

What's your destination?

Are you going to stalk me?

[weatherboi]

you do realize i am here right??

[The_Lady_Snow]

you do realize i am here right??


Who are you again?

[weatherboi]

do you misplace property often??

Who are you again?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you say something?

[SuperFemme]

wasn't that more of a sneeze?

[Arwen]

Anyone need a cleanup on Aisle Themselves?

[weatherboi]

you have a mop and some disinfectant??


Anyone need a cleanup on Aisle Themselves?

[SuperFemme]

wow. that WAS some flogging. a mop?

[JinxdGirl]

Can you get me a map on where to go?


Could you please mark my destination with a big pink X?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What if I hate pink?

[Arwen]

What if I use a black Sharpie to color in the pink?

[RockOn]

If you hated pink, would you pink it up anyway for a good friend?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is it baby girl pink?

[Arwen]

Is baby girl pink soft or is it hot pink?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Would a baby girl know that answer?

[SuperFemme]

it's stink pink. isn't it?

[The_Lady_Snow]

it's stink pink. isn't it?

Is that like Pink Panther pink???

[SuperFemme]

no, do you think it may be anal bleach pink?

[moxie]

Is that like Pink Panther pink???

Were you just reading my mind?

[The_Lady_Snow]

no, do you think it may be anal bleach pink?


Are you saying you know about anal bleach?

Didn't someone start that thread here?

[SuperFemme]

did i say that?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you denying it now?

[Arwen]

Are you saying she may be Cleopatra?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you saying she may be Cleopatra?



Was she a wanted woman too?

[Arwen]

If I tell you I want you, will that count against me?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's gonna be counting?

[Arwen]

Are you familiar with the Count from Sesame Street? One, Mistress?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you familiar with the Count from Sesame Street? One, Mistress?


He was purple wasn't he?

[Arwen]

He was purple wasn't he?


If he was, would that be baby boy purple?

[TenderKnight]

Anyone want to dance in the Purple Rain? As long as I don't touch your bike?

[The_Lady_Snow]

If he was, would that be baby boy purple?

Isn't that what color Barney is?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the goal to look like Barney?

[Arwen]

Do you have to have a goal, Baby Bop?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who put the Bop in the baby?

[Arwen]

Who put the Bop in the baby?

Did you like the song MMMMbop?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there baby insertion going on?

[Arwen]

Are you sure insertion is a safe subject with this crowd?

[Gentle Tiger]

What constitutes a crowd?

[Arwen]

Is this handbasket crowded and where is it going again?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about a basket case? :glasses:

[Enchantress]

In case of emergency, do we break the glass or eat the ice cream before it melts? Do you know?

[JinxdGirl]

Who gives ice cream time to melt?

[RockOn]

Do you frequently wake up in the middle of the night and eat ice cream?

(I do! LOL!)

[Gentle Tiger]

Is frequently waking up in the middle of the night to eat ice cream a medical condition?

[Blaze]

Could it be called Lactose sleep walking syndrome? Or LSWS?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is a cure desired?

[UofMfan]

Is a cure even possible?

[weatherboi]

is hope still alive and well???

[UofMfan]

Who does hope live with?

[Gentle Tiger]

I hope living with will?

[UofMfan]

What happened to alive and well?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't they run off with the still waters?

[UofMfan]

Don't they run deep?

[Fancy]

Who's in deep water?

[suebee]

Who's in deep water?

...and can they swim? :pirate-steer:

[JinxdGirl]

...and can they swim? :pirate-steer:

.. or at least float?

[TenderKnight]

Did someone say rootbeer float??

[Fancy]

Who doesn't love a rootbeer float??

[Gentle Tiger]

How can something with root in it float?

[suebee]

I thought it was sink or swim. How did float get into the conversation?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do we need to call a plumber?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who needs a good reaming?
'

Would you believe I read this as rimming?

[Gentle Tiger]

To the brim with rim??

[moxie]

Where's the Sanka?

[Enchantress]

Why Sanka when you can have Folgers?

[suebee]

Won't that keep you awake?

[weatherboi]

Does it show?

[suebee]

Why? Are your pupils dialated? :blink:

[Gentle Tiger]

Well why was di late in the first place?

[Fancy]

I suppose this all has nothing to do with floats, pipes, or rims, right?

[Gentle Tiger]

Ok, are you now saying that di was floating in the rim with pipe?

[Fancy]

Could rim be a verb in this case? :|

[Gentle Tiger]

Was di late because of the rim cake?

[Miss_J]

Was di late because of the rim cake?

Are you curious or obsessed?

[Gentle Tiger]

What's behind door number one?

[Massive]

door number two? Could it be a maze?? :seeingstars:

[Arwen]

Would you be amazed if it were?

[Massive]

Could I go with stunned instead? as in, hit by a bus stunned??

[Gentle Tiger]

So there's a maze that leads to what again?

[Massive]

The Labyrnth? But did you pick the right door??

[Gentle Tiger]

You mean there's a wrong door too?????:hamactor:

[Massive]

Better a wrong door, than no door, right?

[tuffboi29]

But if the door is closed isn't there supposed to be an open window?

[Massive]

What if it's a room with no doors or windows?

[Gentle Tiger]

All this because di was late??:confused:

[Massive]

Did di leave without her lemma again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did she know she was supposed to take the lemma?

[tuffboi29]

What's a lemma?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you old enough to receive such information?

[Gayla]

I just asked Di and she said, "I dunno. What's a lemma?"

[Fancy]

When are we getting back to cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is cake a place?

[weatherboi]

Cake is not the road to peace??

[TickledPink]

Will the cake be chocolate? May I ride in the handbasket?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it a bit curious that June would be interested in what fits in a hand basket? :blink:

[Arwen]

Don't you know that June is the HMFICOE including the handbasket and all that it holds?

[Arwen]

Should I really answer that question the way it just BEGS to be answered?

[Gentle Tiger]

So June has a package now? And can someone pick up weatherboi who may be on the road with a cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

And is it true that Massive found a bus to be stunning??

[Gentle Tiger]

June and Arwin are sharing packages now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that a baking term?

[suebee]

By "baking" do you really mean PACKING?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it possible to be baking and packing at the same time in the same place?:glasses:

[suebee]

Not much experience either in the baking OR the packing here. You? :| Enquiring minds want to know! ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying that baked package has to do with experience?

[Fancy]

Will I get the part I'm auditioning for tonight?
:hamactor:

[suebee]

Would you rather have your package baked by someone with NO experience? :eek:

[Fancy]

Should I pack for the part? Would it go with my purple-flower skirt?

[Arwen]

If you pack for the part, will it make your skirt stick out?

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I the only one who has never heard of baked package served in a purple flowered skirt?

[Arwen]

Does anyone else think that Gentle Tiger needs to get out more and come to Little Rock for an education on purple packages with baked skirt cakes?

Wait. What?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was baked skirt cakes listed as a Reunion tourist attraction?

[Jet]

Is this what you mean?

http://members.westnet.com.au/pnalepa/cakes/Barbie3.jpg

you're funny

[Gentle Tiger]

Are funny and vulgar ingredients to making baked skirt cakes with purple flowers?

[Fancy]

Why did the director keep staring at my skirt?

(you'd think she's never seen a purple flower tent, eh?)

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you think she was hungry?

[Arwen]

Do you think Fancy's director was jealous instead of hungry? Or both? :|

[Massive]

Maybe she wanted cake?

[Arwen]

Maybe she wanted cake?

Is cake a euphemism here?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is someone in a state of euphoria?

[Fancy]

What are the geographic coordinates for the state of euphoria?

[crysy]

isn't a state of euphoria all in the mind?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are people getting into euphoria's business?

[Fancy]

Who wants euphoria inside their head?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who let euphoria into this conversation?

[Fancy]

Is this really a conversation?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the Socratic method being used?

[Fancy]

Do you have a test?

[Rook]

Can I plead the 5th on that one?

[Fancy]

What good will pleading do?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are we suddenly talking about pleats?

[scootebaby]

How many pleats are too many?

[Gentle Tiger]

Now we're doing word problems?

[scootebaby]

Do you have problems with words?

[Arwen]

Why do you always blame it on the words?

[Gentle Tiger]

When did the problem start?

[scootebaby]

Does the problem ever end?

[Arwen]

Why can't we focus on the beginning instead of the end?

[scootebaby]

Why cant the end be a new beginning?

[Arwen]

Have you ever read that book that starts with "in the beginning"?

[Ima Dandy]

Have you ever read that book that starts with "in the beginning"?


isn't that book part of the the beginning of one of the problems?

[Jess]

isn't that book part of the the beginning of one of the problems?

Do self-help books count?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should we count the number of times we helped ourselves to healthy portions of food? :tease:

[Arwen]

Do you think we count?

[Gentle Tiger]

On the count of what exactly?

[Enchantress]

I believe in the ease of the abacus, don't you?

[Ima Dandy]

If she is do we mind?

[suebee]

DO you mind?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does mind over matter really matter in euphoria?

[Queerasfck]

Good morning, who ate the last piece of cake?

Why? Did it have your name on it?????

[suebee]

There was CAKE.......AGAIN??? nobody tells me nuthin' :annoyed:

[Fancy]

Fancy June? Is that like Fancy Fancy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is June in Fancy euphoria?

[Fancy]

If I count letters in the word pharmacutical will I fall asleep?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why would you be dealing with letters on a farm?

[Fancy]

Why does PH say F?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it an acid or a base?

[Fancy]

Don't you know?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you perform the test to find out?

[Fancy]

Did I mention that I got the part?
:hamactor:

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't this call for a celebration?



http://oldrecipebook.com/cakes/congratulationscake.jpg

[Fancy]

Why not have more cake?

[tuffboi29]

Is it really a celebration without Celebration Station?

[violaine]

in the final episode of six feet under, didn't nate dance to a song lyric about celebration?

[Arwen]

If I don't watch that show, can I still dance?:koolaid:

[Gentle Tiger]

Is watching a show a prerequisite to the dance course? And why didn't June get cake when it was made available??

[Fancy]

Is there any cake left?

[SuperFemme]

isn't this a good time for june to admit she has no cake?

[AtLast]

When did my personal cake become anyone elses business?

Yeah! Why is my personal roasted pork anyone's business?

[SuperFemme]

cake and pork are not personal are they?

[Gentle Tiger]

So now is cake and pork the new cheese?

[SuperFemme]

do you think that would be stinky cheese?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you talking about stinky cheese cake?

[Arwen]

Is it old pork or new pork and can I have ribs instead of cake?

[SuperFemme]

you can NOT have ribs. can you?

[Fancy]

Adam gave one of his ribs, didn't he? So, can't we all share ribs?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is Adam's Ribs the new bar-b-que rib shack?

[Fancy]

Don'tcha think that would only go over well in the South?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where are the toothpicks?

[violaine]

carried by incisors of a chipmunk?

[Gentle Tiger]

Well if that's the case where is the red swingline stapler?

[Enchantress]

How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't it pop already from all of the pressure?

[Arwen]

Is it bad to want to put more pressure on it to see if it will pop?

[chefhmboyrd]

when it pops will it make a big mess?

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I the only one who will only eat strawberry pop tarts WITHOUT frosting?

[Ryobi]

I'm gonna guess, yes. Isn't the frosting the best part?

[Arwen]

Are y'all the reason I caved in and bought FROSTED strawberry pop tarts for my break tonight?

[betenoire]

Are y'all the reason I caved in and bought FROSTED strawberry pop tarts for my break tonight?


Do you always have this much trouble accepting responsibility for your own actions?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are you twisting my paw?

[Arwen]

Are you familiar with the term "monkey's paw"?

[Fancy]

Is that anything like a monkey's uncle?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is the monkey being dragged into this?

[Fancy]

Is he dragged or is he on someone's back?