Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you suggesting bribe one get second bribe free?

[Hollylane]

In Oregon, would there be tax added to the discounted bribe?

[Gentle Tiger]

What does it say in the book?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't I just call H&R Blockheads?

[Honey]

doesn't H & R stand for Horrendous Refund ?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't there something we should discuss with the accountant write-off the bat?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the bat for getting refunds with Guido?

[buttercupmuffin]

Is the bat for getting refunds with Guido?

Why would you get a discount on a Guido? Better yet.... why would you be buying one?!

[Hollylane]

I'm not really into linguido, can we have cannolis instead?

[Licious]

I'm not really into linguido, can we have cannolis instead?

Do you know how to make cannolis?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know how to make cannolis disappear?


Do you know how to make cannolis?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you want to do a magic show?

[SoNotHer]

Hide the salami?

[JAGG]

Hide the salami?

Isn't it a little hard to hide that?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that why there are magicians?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to see the Vanishing Bird Cage or Death Saw?

[Hollylane]

Am I voting for the death saw?

[Licious]

Am I voting for the death saw?

Do you feel pressured to vote?

[SoNotHer]

Femme coupee?

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[Hollylane]

Do you have that in a size 6?

[SoNotHer]

A three way?

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[Hollylane]

No, was I not clear when I asked for a size 6?

[Gentle Tiger]

You wanted a size 6 or you want 6?

[Hollylane]

Like 6 cupcakes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that a wishful question?
:chocolate::chocolate::chocolate::chocolate: :chocolate: :chocolate:

[Hollylane]

A woman can dream right?

[Gentle Tiger]

You're dreaming about questions? What?

[Hollylane]

Can I ask you a question? What?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you the questioner?

[Hollylane]

Is this an inquisition?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you making inquiries?

[Hollylane]

Is this the complaints department?

[mustangjeano]

will you please fill out this complaint form in triplicate?

[Hollylane]

Might I ask that you use the xerox instead?

[mustangjeano]

wasn't I hoping to keep you here in the complaint dept. longer?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I should spend more time squeaking the wheel?

[mustangjeano]

Can you get the wheel rolling?

[Hollylane]

Did man discover the wheel or fire first?

[mustangjeano]

Are you sure it wasn't a woman?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that an excellent question? Can I say bravo?

[mustangjeano]

Oh my, doesn't that feel good?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it nice to receive a high five? Am I saying goodnight and have fun?

[mustangjeano]

will I miss you and isn't it time for me to go as well?

[Gentle Tiger]

What's in the well?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we lower the bucket and find out?

[Hollylane]

What if there's a hole in the bucket?

[SoNotHer]

Then it wouldn't it be time to plug that hole?

[Hollylane]

Are you asking for my gum again? Does that make me green? Does recycling gum count?

[SoNotHer]

Are you referring to A.B.C. gum?

[Hollylane]

Don't I prefer to call it GWS (gum with spit)?

[JAGG]

Don't I prefer to call it GWS (gum with spit)?

Have you ever swallowed gum, instead of spitting it out?

[SoNotHer]

Gummy stomach?

[Hollylane]

Would that be a whole new category of bezoars?

[SoNotHer]

Or a pseudobezoar?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to give me a placebo again?

[SoNotHer]

Do you feel strangely better?

[JustJo]

Do you feel strangely better?

What is your definition of strange? (from Rooster)

[SoNotHer]

Should I rephrase the question? Does strange feel better?

What is your definition of strange? (from Rooster)

[Gentle Tiger]

What about Dr. Strange Love?

[Hollylane]

Am I more familiar with Dr.Strange Glove?

[starryeyes]

Should I wear a glove when I touch that?

[Hollylane]

Don't I hope that you dispose of that in the proper container when you are finished touching it?

[SoNotHer]

Does the whip-like snap of a tightly-fitted examination glove fitted tightly make your spine tingle?

[Hollylane]

Have I got a resounding "No" with your name on it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you really have a NO if it's covered with a name?

[SoNotHer]

Would you prefer some Dr. Strangelove gloving?

http://www.yellmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dr-strangelove.jpg

[JustJo]

Can you really have a word if it does not have a physical presence?

(From Rooster)

[SoNotHer]

Is there only one reality?

[Hollylane]

Does it still carry the same weight despite the impropriety of it all? Do I need to carve it out of wood and wear it around my neck?

[Gentle Tiger]

How do you have a physical presence without a word?

[SoNotHer]

Do you think you should also wear garlic and a vial of holy water?

Does it still carry the same weight despite the impropriety of it all? Do I need to carve it out of wood and wear it around my neck?

[Hollylane]

Can I just say that is a mighty fine idea?

[SoNotHer]

Are you the Queen of the Damned No?

[Hollylane]

Though I like that title, can we change it to Queen of the F**k No?

[SoNotHer]

And your subjects are called?

[Hollylane]

How about the Monks of the Declined Order?

[SoNotHer]

The Non Acquiescing Acolytes?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't that have a nice ring to it?

[SoNotHer]

Can we quote you on that?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't the internet do that for me?

[SoNotHer]

Aren't you pretty capable of doing for yourself?

[Hollylane]

Am I really craving chocolate right now? Would it get rid of the yuck or at least work like rose colored glasses?

[SoNotHer]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[Hollylane]

Is the answer, "I don't do tricks for treats, give me the effing frozen treat"?

[SoNotHer]

Do I have ESP, or did just somehow otherwise know that would be your answer?

Is the answer, "I don't do tricks for treats, give me the effing frozen treat"?

[Hollylane]

Is that because you have come to realize that I am not submissive to, hmm let's see, anyone??

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you at least submit the form?

[Hollylane]

Is this where I drop it off?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you stay for awhile?

[JAGG]

Can you stay for awhile?

Just for awhile?

[Hollylane]

Will there be truffles in cream sauce?

[PaPa]

Who wants to know?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Just for awhile?

How long can you stay?

[Gentle Tiger]

Stay where?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you stay fresh?

[PaPa]

Fresh like showered? *Chuckles

[Gentle Tiger]

What do you mean by fresh?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you being fresh now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you asking if a shower/bath was taken?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think that's what I am asking?

[Hollylane]

Was Shower to Shower used?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a fresh girl?

[Hollylane]

If I say I am April Fresh, will you take it the wrong way?

[Gentle Tiger]

What is the right way?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there a left way?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where will you be if you do a U-turn?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you find me if I get lost?

[Hollylane]

Are you fitted with a GPS device?

[Gentle Tiger]

What do you consider fitting?

[Hollylane]

Am I okay with the fit as long as it is not attached to an ankle bracelet?

[mustangjeano]

Weren't you ordered to wear that monitering device?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want to be partners in crime?

[Hollylane]

Who's going to be Thelma?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is Thelma lost again?

[SoNotHer]

Are they in "Deep shit. Deep shit, Arkansas"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that on the map?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we go up the walls, out the window, beyond the edge and off the map?

[Gentle Tiger]

So the world is flat after all?

[starryeyes]

Is this after the fact?

[Gentle Tiger]

What came before the fact?

[mustangjeano]

Wasn't it conjecture?

[starryeyes]

Is it fact or fiction?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't fiction more fun?

[starryeyes]

Is it fun to be mischievous?

[Gentle Tiger]

How should I know?

[mustangjeano]

If you don't know, who would?

[SoNotHer]

Is information around here on a "need to know" basis?

[mustangjeano]

Is it true that ignorance is bliss?

[SoNotHer]

What would Joseph Campbell have to say about that?

[mustangjeano]

Am I in over my head already?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time for a quote?


http://theawakenedlife.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/follow-your-bliss.jpg

[starryeyes]

What that a quote from "Charolette's Web"?

[SoNotHer]

Shall I offer a quote from Charlotte's Web?


“Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders ever quite took her place in his heart. She was in a class by herself. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.”

― E.B. White, Charlotte's Web

[Hollylane]

Did you know that despite my arachnophobia, I adore that story?

[Honey]

spiders, huh ? Did you know that Jagg has a spiderman outfit ?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How did you know that?

[SoNotHer]

Are you caught in a web?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you be caught in the web that you spun?

[JAGG]

Can you be caught in the web that you spun?

Does anybody have a catchers glove?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that called a catcher's mitt?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it contagious?

[starryeyes]

Is her laughter contagious?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does this mean it only takes a laugh to get a laugh going?

[Hollylane]

Don't I feel like passing on a yawn instead?

[Gentle Tiger]

Instead of what?

[Hollylane]

Weren't we talking about laughter being contagious, and if that is not what we are talking about, how about a hot potato?

[JAGG]

Is there any sour cream

[Honey]

Do you need a sweeter gf ??

[Hollylane]

Whoa, can we back this away from how the GF tastes? Isn't that TMI? ;)

[Honey]

Aren't we here to offer comfort and support ??

[Hollylane]

Are you offering me a sports bra or is there underwire involved?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will this happen under water?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you underwater?

[SoNotHer]

Does my voice sound distorted to you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did they project their voices under water?

[SoNotHer]

Would it matter if they did, and can more be said with bubbles?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you been sucking the helium out of the balloons again?

[SoNotHer]

Could I just be imitating the Lollipop Kids?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that redundant, sucking a lollipop vs sucking helium?

[SoNotHer]

Is it possible I've never considered those two things in combination before?

[JAGG]

Is it possible I've never considered those two things in combination before?

Is it possible to have two combinations?

[Hollylane]

Am I thinking that you're going to need a safe cracker?

[SoNotHer]

As opposed to a firecracker?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you trying to set something off?

[SoNotHer]

Short fuse?

[Hollylane]

There's a fuse??

[SoNotHer]

Could you hold this ticking, smocking stack of candles for me while I run to the car?

http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dynamite-alarm-clock.jpg

[Hollylane]

Is there cheese whiz in that thing?

[SoNotHer]

Are you preparing a great spread for the upcoming Ravens' win?

[Hollylane]

If I were to prepare such a meal (not gonna happen), wouldn't it include bird shit and feathers?

[SoNotHer]

Am I flipping you the bird right now?

[Hollylane]

Am I strong enough to prevail?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we thumb wrestle to find out?

[Hollylane]

You do realize I have tendonitis in my dominant wrist right? How about arm wrestling instead?

[SoNotHer]

Knowing what I am sure to lose, may I choose skee ball instead?

[Hollylane]

How can I say "yes" in a question? Did I just do that?

[SoNotHer]

Shall the one lone "yes" I get be my warming thought on a cold dog walk tonight?

http://musinumworld.com/images/jw04a_1250_13_Weeping-Violin.jpg

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it be a good idea to take advantage of that while it is available on this limited time offer?

[SoNotHer]

Is that perhaps the best idea I've heard all evening?

Wouldn't it be a good idea to take advantage of that while it is available on this limited time offer?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you know, the sale just ended?

[SoNotHer]

Who is the manager here?

[Hollylane]

Oh, I am confused by your confusion, isn't it clear that I am always in charge?

[SoNotHer]

So you're the problem and the person I see about the problem?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that the complaints department?

[SoNotHer]

Do I now know what your vanity tag "NJFN" stands for?

[Hollylane]

Am I considering getting some ink?

[SoNotHer]

Are you thinking about NJFN monogrammed towels, sheets and cutlery as well?

[Hollylane]

Can you hook me up with a qualified vendor?

[Gentle Tiger]

You're into hooks now? What?

[SoNotHer]

Sink her...?

[Hollylane]

Do you have a peg-leg too? Can I withdraw the question on the grounds that there is no way to not take that question to the gutter?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to see what I can do with that peg leg? Or the parrot?

Do you have a peg-leg too? Can I withdraw the question on the grounds that there is no way to not take that question to the gutter?

[Hollylane]

Does Polly want a cracker or a buzz saw?

[SoNotHer]

Are you ready to lie down and play "sawing a woman in half" with an amateur magician?

[Gentle Tiger]

Circular saw?

[Hollylane]

Do you think half of me would be like Hollylane-light? WTF? ;)

[SoNotHer]

Hollylane-lite? With sweetener?

[Hollylane]

Could you pass the salt?

[SoNotHer]

Didn't you use it all up with the last vat of margaritas?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know I don't drink margaritas? Don't I just skip the sweet and the sour stuff and head straight for the meat of the drink?

[SoNotHer]

You do realize you have the words "meat" and "head" in the same sentence, don't you?

Don't you know I don't drink margaritas? Don't I just skip the sweet and the sour stuff and head straight for the meat of the drink?

[Hollylane]

Is that similar to cinderblock?

[SoNotHer]

Are you aware I come from a long line of concrete pavers?


Is that similar to cinderblock?

[Hollylane]

Are we building a walkway or are we covering the evidence? :|

[SoNotHer]

Whadda you think, Mikey?

http://www.evenhappier.com/foto/kill_the_mafia.jpg

[Hollylane]

Are you sure we're alone out here?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know somethin' I don't know, Joey?

http://wtpotus.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/gangster.jpg

[Hollylane]

Parts are parts right? Kinda like sausages?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know you're my favorite accomplice?

http://forgingleaders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Grave1-300x200.jpg

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't we do that in the woods? Doesn't the foliage make better cover for the newly formed mound?

[SoNotHer]

Would defecating in the woods have taught you that?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like a grizzly to you?

[mustangjeano]

Are you burying something grizzly in that hole?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it better sometimes not to know?

[mustangjeano]

Wouldn't my life be a lot easier with that motto?

[Hollylane]

Did that make me laugh, but just a little ironically?

[SugarFemme]

Would it hurt to try and see??

[Hollylane]

Do you have some kind of touch the screen option that I don't?

[mustangjeano]

Aren't options liberating?

[Hollylane]

Can't you pin it down a little?

[mustangjeano]

Don't you have to pick your own options?

[SoNotHer]

Is that like picking your seat?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it true what they say about you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose?

[SoNotHer]

Are you picky?

[Hollylane]

Is it safe to say "yes"?

[SoNotHer]

Are your not saying "no" in this instance?

[Hollylane]

Am I also not making a habit of that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Has it been 21 days?

[SoNotHer]

Are you a sister who's habit is a dark cloak of "no"?

[Hollylane]

If I was being disagreeable, wouldn't I say "no" again?

[SoNotHer]

Was there another option besides disagreeable and declining?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't she allergic to any other option?

[Hollylane]

Am I not interested in the cure?

[SoNotHer]

Should we also assume you would find declining preferable to reclining?

[Gentle Tiger]

You don't think she would decline while she reclines with her subjects?

[Hollylane]

Don't I think that is probably a sure bet?

[SoNotHer]

Are we running the tables or pulling the one-arm bandit?

[Hollylane]

Where is your other arm? :|

[SoNotHer]

Pulling another kind of lever?

Where is your other arm? :|

[Hollylane]

Is that the soap on a rope?

[SoNotHer]

Are we somehow sidling on over to "rope-a-dope"?

[Hollylane]

Are you seriously trying to make me watch WWF (not to be confused with WWF/Words With Friends)?

[SoNotHer]

To learn new "piledriver" techniques?

[Hollylane]

Do you spend more time walking or driving?

[SoNotHer]

Couldn't I be peddling (it)?

[Hollylane]

The tricycle?

[SoNotHer]

Did I forget to laugh?

[Hollylane]

Someone stole your funny bone? What? Who would do such a thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you asking for a show and tell doll?

[Hollylane]

Can I have the one that is not anatomically correct? Would that confuse people?