Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Gentle Tiger]

What constitutes a need?

[SuperFemme]

a want? :sunglass:

[NJFemmie]

What do you want?

[NJFemmie]

Oh wait, don't tell me, you want to take a benadryl and go to sleep, don't you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Which comes first, the need or the want?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who needs to know??

[Gentle Tiger]

Can that truly be known?

[SuperFemme]

well. what do you know?

[The_Lady_Snow]

U-haul?.....

[Corkey]

What no Penski?

[SuperFemme]

no common sense?
no respect?
is an anti-woman, anti-lesbian, sexist, misogynistic and homophobic joke funny if nobody laughs?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does laughter require some sort of thought process?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's thinking now?

[SuperFemme]

everyone? :police:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Want to go to dinner with me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will saying yes make it happen?

[IrishGrrl]

Are there any boys on the menu?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Isn't that usually dessert?

[SuperFemme]

lamb is a dessert?

[The_Lady_Snow]

lamb is a dessert?


You didn't know?

[SuperFemme]

you don't remember how much i forget?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Good thing I remember for us both eh?

[IrishGrrl]

who's going to remember for me? :seeingstars:

[SuperFemme]

what? you can't count that high?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it mandatory to count high?

[SuperFemme]

don't you think so when counting the loves in your life?
not just the romantic loves, but all the loves?

[Billy]

don't you think so when counting the loves in your life?
not just the romantic loves, but all the loves?

What are we counting ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was anything left on the counter? Do you remember the last time you ate at a counter?

[Billy]

Was anything left on the counter? Do you remember the last time you ate at a counter?

Which counter ?

[The_Lady_Snow]

We talking about Count Chocula???

[IrishGrrl]

Does the count like blood or chocolate?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Both???

:wine:

[Gayla]

Is that Count Chocula or Count Snow that likes both?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is that Count Chocula or Count Snow that likes both?



Is this a trick question?

[Gayla]

Are there any other kind in this thread?

RAWR

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you saying this thread is full of trickery?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it trickery if one allows the trick to take place?

[Billy]

Is it trickery if one allows the trick to take place?

What trick ?

[SuperFemme]

is it bad that at first glance i read cunt chocula?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it proper to judge the glance of anothern

[betenoire]

Is it proper to judge the glance of anothern

What if they're glancing at my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps?

[SuperFemme]

they just want to know what you're gonna do with all that junk, don't they?

[Gemme]

Don't most people take it to the junkyard?

[SuperFemme]

i thought i was supposed to put it in my trunk?

[Gemme]

And then take it to the junkyard?

[betenoire]

i thought i was supposed to put it in my trunk?

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

[Gentle Tiger]

Yard sale maybe?

[Damara]

Yard sale maybe?

If you have sails in your yard will the house blow away?

[SuperFemme]

one out of three ain't bad, is it?

[betenoire]

one out of three ain't bad, is it?

Isn't that like an E-?

[SuperFemme]

i don't know, is it?
is it bad that i'm still stuck on your lady humps?

[betenoire]

i don't know, is it?
is it bad that i'm still stuck on your lady humps?

Are you trying to trick me into telling you that you're bad?

[SuperFemme]

would i do that?

[pajama]

If she is bad, can I get an introduction?

[betenoire]

If she is bad, can I get an introduction?

Are you hoping to get your ass kicked?

(and I mean not in a good way)

[pajama]

Do you really feel that would be necessary?

[SuperFemme]

have i mentioned how much i adore bete?

[pajama]

So I should stop being playful, if I don't want the 'not fun' ass whoopin? *snicker*

[SuperFemme]

you don't by chance steal mayo do you?

[pajama]

Did you mean Miracle Whip? Same difference right?

[BoDy*ShOt]

whould that be singletail, by chance?

[pajama]

Where can one buy Singletail Mayo?

[PapaC]

Does this have to turn into kink at any given opportunity?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's kinky?

[chefhmboyrd]

who's not?

[Daktari]

who's hot?
:flasher:

[Gentle Tiger]

what are the terms and conditions?

[Medusa]

Have you read the fine print?

[UofMfan]

Have you read the fine print?

Who reads the fine print?

[Medusa]

Who reads the fine print?

Do people REALLY not read the fine print?

[UofMfan]

Do people REALLY not read the fine print?

Isn't that what lawyers are for?

[Medusa]

Isn't that what lawyers are for?

Arent lawyers just in it for the money?

[UofMfan]

Arent lawyers just in it for the money?

Aren't we all?

[Medusa]

Aren't we all?


Is this just a passive-aggressive attempt at getting a raise?

BWWAAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAHA

[UofMfan]

Is this just a passive-aggressive attempt at getting a raise?

BWWAAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAHA



Me, passive-aggressive?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's being aggressive?

[chefhmboyrd]

Who's being aggressive?

who's being passive?

[PapaC]

who prefers aggressive-aggressive?

(ok, that's a stretch and I know it)

[Kätzchen]

What other choices are there???

[SuperFemme]

i prefer straight forward and to the point, don't you?

[suebee]

i prefer straight forward and to the point, don't you?

Do you REALLY prefer straight forward and to the point?

[betenoire]

Do you REALLY prefer straight forward and to the point?

Are you guys talking about me again?

[suebee]

Are you guys talking about me again?

Do you always think people are talking about you?

[SuperFemme]

Are we not talking about her?

[suebee]

Are we not talking about her?



Were we???

[PapaC]

Shouldn't we always talk about her? (straight or otherwise)

[suebee]

Shouldn't we always talk about her? (straight or otherwise)

Don't we have better things to do?

[PapaC]

Don't we have better things to do?

are you implying I'm wasting my precious time or yours?

[suebee]

are you implying I'm wasting my precious time or yours?

Are you implying that I'm implying something other than what I was implying?

[Greyson]

Are you implying that I'm implying something other than what I was implying?


Are you implying that there is in fact an implication of an implicit implication?

[suebee]

Are you implying that there is in fact an implication of an implicit implication?

Is this an insidious insinuation that I'm instigating? :readfineprint:

[Medusa]

Are you implying that there is in fact an implication of an implicit implication?

Did we all just imply that there is an implicit implication of the facts that implicates all of us in this implication?

[Greyson]

Is this an insidious insinuation that I'm instigating? :readfineprint:


Insidious, perhaps. Instigating or Instability? :|

[julieisafemme]

Are you insisting that the instigation is implicit in these posts? I am not reading it that way.

[suebee]

Are you insisting that the instigation is implicit in these posts? I am not reading it that way.

But is the instigation implicit or is the implication insidious? :seeingstars: And I think instability is implicit. No?

[julieisafemme]

But is the instigation implicit or is the implication insidious? :seeingstars: And I think instability is implicite. No?

Are you trying to be inclusive of those who implicitly instigate?

[suebee]

Are you trying to be inclusive of those who implicitly instigate?

Are you trying to be exclusive of those of us who are implicitly unstable?

[julieisafemme]

Are you trying to be exclusive of those of us who are implicitly unstable?

Is it inconceivable that inclusiveness can include both instability and the inherent implicitness in instigatory irrationality?

[chefhmboyrd]

Is it inconceivable that inclusiveness can include both instability and the inherent implicitness in instigatory irrationality?

or could it be that the inevitable instability of the inherent implicitness, is irrationally instigatory in regard to the inclusiveness that is inately inconceivable?

[suebee]

Is it inconceivable that inclusiveness can include both instability and the inherent implicitness in instigatory irrationality?

Ummmmm - Yes?

Are you trying to confuse me?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What the fuck with all of you?

[weatherboi]

will he always play the professional victim?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you want to play tonight?

[SuperFemme]

can i play too? my nerves need pain right now.

[The_Lady_Snow]

You like 18 gauge needles?

[weatherboi]

may i choose how many?
rawr

[The_Lady_Snow]

Greedy isn't he?

[weatherboi]

am i greedy or am i just trying to catch up??

[The_Lady_Snow]

why aren't you making my cookies?

[weatherboi]

have you ever noticed i soften butter before i make cookies? :bunchflowers:

[The_Lady_Snow]

have you ever noticed what I do as you soften the butter?

[weatherboi]

do you mean feel what you are doing behind me while i soften butter Ms?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Meet me in the shower soon?

[Gayla]

Why do they log off just when it's getting good?

[weatherboi]

maybe they have a previously scheduled appointment??

[Gayla]

Does that mean the cookies are done?

[weatherboi]

does still measuring mean done?

[Nina]

how can we ever, really be -- Done?

[moxie]

Doesn't it depend on what it is that you are measuring?

[weatherboi]

does it matter when it comes to butters and sugars?

[Nina]

beating 'till light and fluffy ?

[apretty]

did you use a whisk??

[weatherboi]

does a kitchen aid mixer count?

[apretty]

does it count or mix?

[Queerasfck]

does it count or mix?

WOW, weird, why are you in the kitchen?

[weatherboi]

have you ever had oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips?

[apretty]

WOW, weird, why are you in the kitchen?

are you implying that i can't find the kitchen?

[Queerasfck]

How do you make your oatmeal cookies Weatherboi?

[JustJo]

Why are we still waiting for cookies? :confused:

[Gemme]

Are "making cookies" and "softening the butter" new fangled terms that kids use nowadays for sex?

[weatherboi]

How do you make your oatmeal cookies Weatherboi?
would you believe me if i told you honey is the secret ingredient??

Why are we still waiting for cookies? :confused:
what if i told you i also made taboulli and tacos and that was the hold up??

Are "making cookies" and "softening the butter" new fangled terms that kids use nowadays for sex?

have you ever spoke in code before?

[SuperFemme]

why haven't you all found the cookies i baked you?

[Gemme]

why haven't you all found the cookies i baked you?

Did you forget them on the top of your car and lost them while driving on the freeway again?

[cane]

Why are we stuck on cookies?

[Gentle Tiger]

Could it be that on the night of June 23rd you were stuck on band aids in the car instead of making the cake that was shaped like a shoe that caused Gemme ask questions?

[Gayla]

Am I the only one intrigued by the thought of taboulli tacos?

[betenoire]

Am I the only one intrigued by the thought of taboulli tacos?

Am I the only one who read that as "tabby tacos" and got really irritated for a second?

[Gayla]

Why would "tabby tacos" intrigue me?

[betenoire]

Why would "tabby tacos" intrigue me?

How should I know?

[Gayla]

How should I know?

Don't you pay enough attention to my posts to realize my two favorite food groups are Sonic and brisket?

[Gentle Tiger]

What currency is attention and what is the conversion rate?

[chefhmboyrd]

What currency is attention and what is the conversion rate?

is it one unit of attention per "give a shit"?
or two?

[Fancy]

What does brisket have to do with cats?

[Gentle Tiger]

If a person posts a question and enjoys reading the questions, does this mean they are annoying? And why is the Tiger's stomach growling?

[Fancy]

If a person posts a question and enjoys reading the questions, does this mean they are annoying? And why is the Tiger's stomach growling?

Are you annoying when your stomach growls, or just plain 'ol annoying?

[Gentle Tiger]

What's the difference? And why did a Christmas song just pop into my brain? Isn't that annoying?

[Fancy]

Why do some people celebrate Christmas in July?

[Rook]

Why is it that australia has hot christmas, and we have blizzards???

[Gentle Tiger]

Someone is celebrating?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Why shouldn't we celebrate?

[weatherboi]

shouldn't we always celebrate good times?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you have a good time this morning?

[IrishGrrl]

yes, but should I really have been reading Macho Sluts at work?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is reading really fundamental?

[SassyLeo]

Isn't fundamental sometimes subjective?

[chefhmboyrd]

would you subject someone to your fundamentals?

[Soft*Silver]

are you peeking at my fundamentals????

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you sending subliminal messages regarding the fundamentals of your trade or the fundamentals of your structure?

[Leigh]

Are you sending subliminal messages regarding the fundamentals of your trade or the fundamentals of your structure?


Huh?

:| :| :|

[Fancy]

Are you confused?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's confused?

[weatherboi]

have You ever noticed my confusion works to Your advantage?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Isn't it grand?

[weatherboi]

have i told you that i think the use of the word grand is sweet?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have I mentioned I am sweet?

[weatherboi]

have i told You that is how You taste?

[The_Lady_Snow]

*gasp*

Are you always this dirty?

[weatherboi]

have You ever been inside my mind?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does every day count?

[Nina]

toward what?

[The_Lady_Snow]

toward what?


There you are, up awful early no?

[Nina]

does 5 am count as early?
feeling awful mean count ?
yeah, here I am...can I come and be with you?

[UofMfan]

does 5 am count as early?
feeling awful mean count ?
yeah, here I am...can I come and be with you?

Why would anyone want to be with Snow?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Cause she is fantabulous???

[Fancy]

Wouldn't the world be more fun if we each made up one new word a day?(fantabulous??)

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who doesn't want to have fun?

[Fancy]

...And who wouldn't want to be Fantabulous while having fun?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Oh My Gay!! Right? Who doesn't think Mel Gibson is a crazy ass mo fo??

[weatherboi]

did i tell you his kind scare me??

[The_Lady_Snow]

Australians or racist freaks?

[weatherboi]

have i ever told You i want to go down under and racist freaks have no place in my life??

[Gentle Tiger]

Why can't I just stay under the sheets?

[Medusa]

Why can't I just stay under the sheets?

Does it have anything to do with peanut butter?

[Gemme]

Doesn't peanut butter go well with bananas and honey?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who you calling honey?

[Medusa]

Doesn't peanut butter go well with bananas and honey?


Have you ever tried adding chocolate to that like a Reeses Cup?!

[Gentle Tiger]

Why can't we play scattagories and Dutch Blitz at the same time?

[JustBeingMe]

Why can't we play scattagories and Dutch Blitz at the same time?

What the heck is Dutch Blitz, is that a football game or a Typo for Butch Blitz???

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is it football season yet?

[Gemme]

Who you calling honey?

Isn't your name Lady Honey Snow?

Have you ever tried adding chocolate to that like a Reeses Cup?!

Doesn't that sound delish?

Why can't we play scattagories and Dutch Blitz at the same time?

Who says we can't?

I'm a Gemini. :blink:

[Gentle Tiger]

Were there really tigers, lions and bears?

[Gemme]

Where? :blink:

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you want an element or a compound?

[Fancy]

Why do we have to choose?

[Medusa]

Can I have what's behind door number 2, please?


Is it wrong that I laughed because June said "numnber 2"?

[Medusa]

Isn't Medusa inappropriate and weird?

Are you makin' fun of me, Rizzo?

[violaine]

has anyone tried a recipe for orzo risotto?

[amiyesiam]

Is it wrong that I laughed because June said "numnber 2"?

Is it wrong that I laughed cause Medusa spelled number wrong?:rubberducky:

[The_Lady_Snow]

What is wrong with you all?

[amiyesiam]

What is wrong with you all?

do you want the long version or the short version?

[The_Lady_Snow]

do you want the long version or the short version?


Why you bringing up my height?

[amiyesiam]

Why you bringing up my height?

]do you realize you are taller than me? unless you are shorter than me?[/COLOR]
I am 5'1":cherry:

[TickledPink]

]do you realize you are taller than me? unless you are shorter than me?[/COLOR]
I am 5'1":cherry:

Why is it always about us short folks????

[amiyesiam]

Why is it always about us short folks????

Aren't we just special that way?

[chefhmboyrd]

Why is it always about us short folks????

why aren't you using the proper PC verbage....
vertically challenged?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you know we were the same height?

[amiyesiam]

Did you know we were the same height?

So does that make us both tall in our own minds?

[The_Lady_Snow]

So does that make us both tall in our own minds?


Aren't we all legends in our own minds?

[Leigh]

Tall or short, are we not all fabulous?

[amiyesiam]

Aren't we all legends in our own minds?

Can't I be god in my own mind?

[Gayla]

Is god a cute, little, kitty cat all covered in paint?

[Corkey]

Is god a cute, little, kitty cat all covered in paint?

Yes I think, perhaps no?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is that a clear no?

[amiyesiam]

Is god a cute, little, kitty cat all covered in paint?

Yes I think, perhaps no?

today god is manifesting as a snow leopard cub with da whole world in her paws. I think?

[Corkey]

today god is manifesting as a snow leopard cub with da whole world in her paws. I think?

Therefore you are?

[amiyesiam]

Is that a clear no?

Isn't no a hazy kind of thing?

[amiyesiam]

Therefore you are?

ARe what? ......

[Corkey]

ARe what? ......


A chocolate covered nut?

[Fancy]

Do nuts belong in this conversation?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do nuts belong in this conversation?

Are we having a conversation?

[Gayla]

Are we having a conversation?

Isn't that what it's called when people irritate each other with annoying questions?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Isn't that what it's called when people irritate each other with annoying questions?


Are you saying you are annoying or irritable?

[Gayla]

Are you saying you are annoying or irritable?

Why would you think I'm talking about myself?

[Nina]

why do I leave the TV show 'man v food' on when it makes me want to vomit and smash in the guy's face at the same time?...why don't I change the damn channel?...

[chefhottie25]

Why would you think I'm talking about myself?

well aren't you talking about yourself?

[Nina]

is it okay for me to smack the next person who says to me, using a voice filled with incredulity "wow, you look *really* good"....can I, can I just smack 'em?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Can I smack em for you?

[moxie]

Are you taking requests?

[betenoire]

Are you taking requests?

did somebody piss you off?

[The_Lady_Snow]

did somebody piss you off?


Who needs pissed on?

[moxie]

did somebody piss you off?

Is making me want to hurl a good reason?

[betenoire]

Who needs pissed on?

Where's June?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Where's June?


Did you know she pisses glitter?

[Leigh]

You mean people can piss glitter?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You mean people can piss glitter?


What else would she piss?

[Leigh]

I'm guessing its yellow?

[betenoire]

I'm guessing its yellow?

Do you know what colour of Unicorn she shits?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you know what colour of Unicorn she shits?


Rainbow Brite Pink?

[Leigh]

Maybe Strawberry Shortcake pink?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Maybe Strawberry Shortcake pink?

You are one sick bastard huh?

[Leigh]

You just figured that one out?

[Gentle Tiger]

How was that figured into the equation?

[Gemme]

Which equation?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why can't you eat just one??

[Gemme]

Because you bought more than one?

[Plato]

Because you bought more than one?

.. More than one what???

[Gentle Tiger]

Are there really that many?

[JustBeingMe]

Are there really that many?

Is this talk about how many numbers there are in an equation or how many treats there are to eat ?:blink:

[Plato]

Is this talk about how many numbers there are in an equation or how many treats there are to eat ?:blink:

Which post are you referring to??

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it logical to think that everything is a chemical reaction?