Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Stacy]

Isn't green an awesome color?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it easy?

[Stacy]

Shouldn't it always be easy being green?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a frog fancier?

[Stacy]

Are we talking frogs that are not alive?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you the frog whisperer?

[Stacy]

Do you have to whisper to them before you kiss them?

[Starbuck]

Do you have to whisper to them before you kiss them?

Since when do frogs have ears?

[Stacy]

Have you eaten frog legs?

[Starbuck]

Have you eaten frog legs?

Did you see them jump out of the skillet?

[SoNotHer]

Frogs jumping out of skillets? Where are you people from?

[Starbuck]

Frogs jumping out of skillets? Where are you people from?

Never heard of frog legs jumping out of the skillet if you don't cut that back tendon?

[SoNotHer]

Frogs and back tendons? Do I need to ask for you for your interplanetary passport?

[UofMfan]

Is this the same as "show me your papers"?

[SoNotHer]

Would that include a cavity search? ;-)

[UofMfan]

Isn't that implied? :)

[SoNotHer]

Implied and entered (in an official book, of course)? ;-)

[UofMfan]

Will there be a probe afterward?

[SoNotHer]

A probe after the probe? Isn't it curious how "probe" can be a noun or a verb? ;-)

[UofMfan]

Would you care to conjugate it?

[SoNotHer]

Are we talking about something more than grammatical conjugation?

[UofMfan]

Isn't that a linguistic paradigm?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a cunning linguist?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did someone say linguini?

[Stacy]

How do you know when your pasta is done?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Didn't you throw a strand at the refrigerator?

[Stacy]

Will folks think me crazy if I'm standing in my kitchen throwing limp noodles about?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do people think now?

[Stacy]

How do I know what people think?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you read your own press clippings?

[Stacy]

Where do I find those?

[Midnight]

Aren't they in a shoebox under the bed? Or is that something else? :detective:

[Stacy]

Are you sure you want to ask me what's under my bed?

[Midnight]

Is it scary?

[Stacy]

Are virgins scared of big toys?

[Midnight]

Who is a virgin? Is your toy bigger than mine? :hk31:

[LeftWriteFemme]

could you define big?

[Midnight]

How long is a piece of wood?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can a woodchuck chuck it?

[Stacy]

Are those dang woodchucks messin' with your wood?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think I have wood of my own?

[SoNotHer]

Do I think you have your own forest?

[Midnight]

Do you like forest cake?

[SoNotHer]

Do I even know what forest cake is?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know that many parts of a pine tree are edible?

[Kätzchen]

Do you like the fragrance of my tree?

[ONLY]

Do you like the fragrance of my tree?

Where can I find this said tree? :)

[SoulShineFemme]

Where can I find this said tree? :)

Do you have the map with you?

[ONLY]

Do you have the map with you?

I can show you a body map if you wish? :p

[Kätzchen]

Shall I add a few extra points on the map this morning?

[Stacy]

Will edible paints be used?

[SoulShineFemme]

Can the edible paints be CHOCOLATE? :eatinghersheybar:

[Kätzchen]

What about inedible aspects of seed???

[ONLY]

What about inedible aspects of seed???

Okay, now where did the seeds come from? :seeingstars:

[Stacy]

What even does that mean? :)

[ONLY]

What even does that mean? :)

I meant to say how did we go from maps to seeds and now I want some sunflower seeds, anyone have some?

[SoulShineFemme]

I meant to say how did we go from maps to seeds and now I want some sunflower seeds, anyone have some?

Would you like them roasted, salted and in a tasty salad?

[Stacy]

Will they be hand delivered?

[SoulShineFemme]

Will a tip be provided to the delivery person?

[ONLY]

Will a tip be provided to the delivery person?


Oh so now we gotta tip???????

[SoulShineFemme]

Oh so now we gotta tip???????

Can we come up with something other than money to tip the delivery person with?

[ONLY]

Can we come up with something other than money to tip the delivery person with?

How bout a handshake and a bit of advice?

[Stacy]

How about instead of tips we get pointers?

[SoulShineFemme]

Laser pointers?

[ONLY]

Laser pointers?

do they burn a hole where you point?

[Stacy]

Are we really talking about burning holes with pointers?

[SoulShineFemme]

Ba ha ha!!

Should we be talking about our emergency preparedness plan?

[Stacy]

Ba ha ha!!

Should we be talking about our emergency preparedness plan?

Aren't you suppose to drop & roll is your whole is on fire?

[LeftWriteFemme]

'Com on Did you light my fire?

[Stacy]

Can I get in trouble for doing that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would I ever risk troubling you?

[UofMfan]

Isn't your middle name trouble?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't you thinking of someone else?????

http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/image.php?u=159&dateline=1258549967

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it safe to assume that I am thinking?

[Elijah]

Is thinking a prerequisite to playing?

[sportyspice95]

Don't you think it should be?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it a perfect world you're dreaming of?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying I am dreaming while awake about dreaming?

[willow]

Are you sleep walking?

[daisygrrl]

But, more importantly, is it fun?

[ONLY]

But, more importantly, is it fun?


What kind of fun are we all having?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where is this party?

[UofMfan]

Didn't you get an invitation?

[SoulShineFemme]

Did it come priority mail?

[ONLY]

Did it come priority mail?

Hey you sent a gift pour moi? :)

[SoulShineFemme]

Hey you sent a gift pour moi? :)

Did you open it before Christmas?

[Hollylane]

Can't we get past Halloween first?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we on foot or driving?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you walk to work or carry your lunch?

[Hollylane]

Will you carry my books?

[SoNotHer]

Will you write in my book?

[Arwen]

Will you read my books that I write as Marilu Mann?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you enjoy your work?

[willow]

Do you work hard and play hard?

[SoulShineFemme]

Isn't that the best way to live?

[ONLY]

Isn't that the best way to live?

Life your life to the fullest is what they say, right?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is that what they're saying these days?

[ONLY]

Is that what they're saying these days?

I know what I like to be DOING RIGHT NOW, what you say bout that?

[SoulShineFemme]

Can you see my wicked smile over here?

[ONLY]

Can you see my wicked smile over here?

Yep sure can, but what is THAT I see? *grin*

[SoulShineFemme]

Are you looking at my cake balls? :p

[ONLY]

Are you looking at my cake balls? :p

um baby, um do we REALLY wanna take bout um your cake balls?

[SoulShineFemme]

um baby, um do we REALLY wanna take bout um your cake balls?

Can we talk about tropical beaches instead?

[ONLY]

Can we talk about tropical beaches instead?

What bout fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas ? *flutters eyelashes* LOL

[SoulShineFemme]

What bout fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas ? *flutters eyelashes* LOL

Oooohhhh!! Will you make me one? :D you are so cute!!

[ONLY]

Oooohhhh!! Will you make me one? :D you are so cute!!

Oh so you love when I flutter my eyelashes? :awww:

[SoulShineFemme]

Oh so you love when I flutter my eyelashes? :awww:

Do you have ANY idea how cute you are when you do that? :p

[ONLY]

Do you have ANY idea how cute you are when you do that? :p

WOW really? lol (sorry baby, I am not gonna flutter my eyes, it's just not me lol)

[LeftWriteFemme]

is this love feast restricted to two?

[UofMfan]

Would you prefer a group feast?

[betenoire]

Would you prefer a group feast?

You rang?

:whoop:

[UofMfan]

Do you want me to?

[ONLY]

Do you want me to?

Sure......?

[clay]

Well how can I ring you if I have no digits?

[Hollylane]

Did you misplace your fingers and toes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How many do you have?

[Hollylane]

How many do we need?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is a combined total of 20 okay with you?

[Hollylane]

Would it be more satisfying?

[SoNotHer]

How do you define "satisfying"?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think that happens when all the right things happen all at the same time?

[SoNotHer]

Did you just define synchronized satisfaction?

[Hollylane]

Did I do this with witnesses?

[SoNotHer]

Can I get a witness?

[Hollylane]

Are we going to need a notary?

[SoNotHer]

Are we going to make this legal?

[Hollylane]

Are we going to need to change some laws?

[SoNotHer]

Laws of man or physics?

[Hollylane]

Did you know that I don't answer to The Man?

[SoNotHer]

What laws of nature are we rewriting?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it be best if we asked the author?

[SoNotHer]

Who is writing this book?

[Hollylane]

Can't I remain anonymous??

[SoNotHer]

But what about the signings, the panels, the coteries who will want to surround you at conferences?

[Arwen]

Has anyone seen that darned cat?

[Hollylane]

Should we get it a bell, or ring the dinner bell?

[SoNotHer]

Is the cat out the bag now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Paper or plastic?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't that what George Carlin said is the only real choice we have? :-)

[Hollylane]

Didn't he also say "How do you know you don't like it, if you haven't even tried it?" while referring to yogurt and eggplant?

[LeftWriteFemme]

So, have you tried it?

[SoNotHer]

I've tried so many things - can we narrow down what "it" is?

[willow]

Did the obstetrician know What was the son of It?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that like the definition of the word "is"?

[UofMfan]

Is that the same as To Be or Not to be?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a melancholic Dane?

[SoNotHer]

Would that make me complicated?

[UofMfan]

Isn't that the question?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Or is it??????

[Hollylane]

Would you believe that it all boils down to what it isn't?

[Gentle Tiger]

But will it boil over?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Or will it just simmer?

[Arwen]

Why am I up again?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I rather the Arwen be up instead of down?

[Arwen]

Is upside-down downside up?

[Hollylane]

Did you know that my mother used to call topsiders sidebottoms?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you all using code for pineapple upside down cake?

[Hollylane]

Are you seriously jealous about pineapple upside down cake code talk when you gave us so much lip about the lemon bars?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you telling stories again? How could I give lip when I was enjoying the lemon bars that you didn't get to have?

[SoNotHer]

Is it worse to give lip or give lip service?

[Starbuck]

Who's lip service are we giving up?

[willow]

Are you surrendering yourself to me?

[Hollylane]

Did someone give up?

[willow]

Are giving up and giving in, the same thing?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are putting out and putting in the same thing?

[willow]

Are we doing the Hokey Cokey?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is Coke suspicious?

[Arwen]

Is Coke Zero Coke's Clark Kent identity?

[Gentle Tiger]

How is Zero identified?

[willow]

Shall we insisit on an identity parade?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we parade our super hero identities?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you been peeking under my cape?

[SoNotHer]

Are you vulnerable to my lasso of truth?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you tied up right now?

[Starbuck]

Are you tied up right now?

Does being in the pit of despair count?

[Hollylane]

Is my father's name Inigo Montoya?

[Starbuck]

Do you have six fingers on your right hand?

[Hollylane]

Have you seen the size of those R.O.U.S.'s?

[willow]

Will the Pied Piper need a bigger pipe?

[Hollylane]

Did he tell you the size of the original one?

[willow]

Does size matter?

[Hollylane]

What are we talking about here? Soft drinks or pipes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Lemon bars?

[SoNotHer]

Are you feeling "zesty"?

[Hollylane]

Do I detect a hint of lemon verbena?

[SoNotHer]

Can we talk about why "pucker" and "sucker" are perfect rhymes?

[Hollylane]

Are you bringing the Patron for this poetry jam?

[SoNotHer]

Why didn't I think of that?

[Hollylane]

Did you at least bring the salt & lime?

[SoNotHer]

What do you think I have in my sling bag?

[Hollylane]

Are you sure you didn't mean sling blade?

[SoNotHer]

Would a hot mess in hot dress need a Freudian slip beneath it?

Are you sure you didn't mean sling blade?

[Hollylane]

Are you thinking of a waterproof mattress cover?

[SoNotHer]

Have you heard the term "hot mess" yet? Have you met a "hot mess"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you come to terms with your own messiness?

[Starbuck]

What about a messy dream? ;)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you dream of me?

[Arwen]

If I said yes and they are waterproof hot messes, would you still like me?

[Gentle Tiger]

So, the hot mess is marinating?? :seeingstars::blink::shocking:

[Starbuck]

You are wearing your wet suit, right?

[Hollylane]

Are we looking for Nemo?

[Starbuck]

Is Nemo in a hot mess too?

[Hollylane]

Who the hell said you could make tempura out of Nemo???

[SoNotHer]

Are you hiding Nemo?

[Starbuck]

I can't eat tempura alla Nemo, where's the shimp?

[scootebaby]

Is Dora hiding Nemo,along with the shrimp??

[SoNotHer]

What exactly is "the shrimp"?

[Starbuck]

"The shrimp" ain't that little dude that runs the bottom of the ocean is he?

[SoNotHer]

And what exactly is "jumbo shrimp"?

[Starbuck]

Who knew? Jumbo is "the shrimps" enforcer. Can we get a bounty on him?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it be more musical in here if we brought in Sebastian instead of the shrimp? We are still under the sea, right?

[SoNotHer]

Under the sea? Would you rather be under the host?

[Starbuck]

Does this host have the most?

[SoNotHer]

Would I have it any other way?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Is there another way?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we find out?

[Hollylane]

Do you know the ins and outs of accessorizing?

[Arwen]

You accessorize with In-n-Out?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that look a little too like the Lady Gaga meat dress?

[SoNotHer]

Could anything look like that?

[Hollylane]

Was it medium rare or steak tartar?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was that tartar and feathered?

[SoNotHer]

Or was it well done? ;-)

[Hollylane]

Don't you enjoy a little rare meat once in awhile?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How sharp are your teeth?

[Hollylane]

Who told you I'm a biter?

[SoNotHer]

Is there any other explanation for those indentations?

[Hollylane]

Do you think when I bite that there are only indentations?

[SoNotHer]

Do you think I have a response to that? ;-)

[Hollylane]

Isn't it Halloween weekend? Why shouldn't I indulge? If I can't eat the chocolate, can't I just take a few sharp nips?

[SoNotHer]

Pourquoi pas, mon cherie? What would Halloween be without a few bites and a little loving blood draw?

[Hollylane]

Il ne sera pas fait beaucoup de mal, non? Or is that just in the eye of the bitten?

[SoNotHer]

Bien sur - does a bite every really hurt if its bidden?


Il ne sera pas fait beaucoup de mal, non? Or is that just in the eye of the bitten?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't that depend on negotiation?

[SoNotHer]

Are we talking about a mastication negotiation?

[Hollylane]

When did we move on to chewing?

[ONLY]

When did we move on to chewing?

Who's chewing what next? :|

[SoNotHer]

Is there any other question but that?

[ONLY]

Is there any other question but that?

I don't know, is there? :seeingstars:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you zip up my dress?

[Hollylane]

Are you finished zipping up my boot?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Won't you need your boots on so you can shovel me out of this blizzard?

[Hollylane]

Will there be hot cider afterward?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does anyone have any grey poupon?

[Hollylane]

Are you sharing some sausage?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Links?.......

[Hollylane]

Wasn't I thinking more along the size of summer sausage?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wasn't I thinking more along the size of summer sausage?

Don't you think 10 inches of snow could dim my memories of summer?

[Hollylane]

Did I bring on the heat?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you mind?