Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Gentle Tiger]

Was George always curious?

[Gentle Tiger]

And was George his last name?

[Arwen]

Do we have to talk about George behind his back again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why? Was George overly curious about June's cake or Medusa's red hair?

[suebee]

Was George related to "Dubya"?

[scootebaby]

Who was Dubya?

[suebee]

You don't know who George Dubya is? :|

[Arwen]

Why do we have to get all political and chit?

[suebee]

Would YOU catagorize Dubya as political? :blink:

[Gentle Tiger]

What is the category?
~jeopardy music playing~

[suebee]

I really don't know. Do you?

[Gentle Tiger]

How much is it worth?

[violaine]

a lot less if you have any delicious buckwheat honey to trade?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are monsters offended by the Monster drink?

[chefhmboyrd]

Are monsters offended by the Monster drink?

are they really monsters, or are they just being labeled by the mainstream media as monsters because they are "different"?

[SuperFemme]

are you saying that only different folks listen to lady gaga?

[dixie]

are you saying that only different folks listen to lady gaga?

Are you saying I'm NOT different because i listen to lady gaga?

[SuperFemme]

i thought i was saying you are a monster, right?

[Arwen]

Was your reference to monsters a subtle hint to watch a Pixar movie?

[SuperFemme]

ha. have you EVER known me to be subtle?

[Arwen]

Is this the point in the story where I change the topic to zoo animals?

[Massive]

Could someone please remove the antelope from the restroom and politely ask the hippo's to stop walking through the hot tub?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a certain protocol that a hippo should follow when traveling through the hot tub?

[Ebon]

Where did the hippo get invited to, is there a party?

[Ebon]

Does anybody want to come to the pants party?

[pajama]

Would it need to be engraved on gold, silver, or platinum?

[Dude]

Who the hell in their right mind would'nt want to see a platter of square eggs?

[Ryobi]

I there really such a thing as "right mind"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't it depend on if you've been busy minding your Ps and Qs?

[Stacy]

Can P's and Q's ever really get along??

[Gentle Tiger]

Do they even know each other?

[scootebaby]

Do they have to know each other to get along??

[Arwen]

Why can't we all just get along?

[scootebaby]

Where would the fun be if we all got along?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you hear me now?

[scootebaby]

Could you repeat the question?

[Arwen]

Does anyone hear purring? Really really loud purring?

[Gentle Tiger]

What language is that?

[Stacy]

Can I buy Rosetta Stone here?

[Stacy]

Are you asking me?

[Stacy]

Why am I being ignored?

[Stacy]

Who's the baby daddy?

[Arwen]

Why are you bragging to yourself about yourself...again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who decides if you're bragging, you or yourself?

[Fancy]

Do you think bragging people are as annoying as those people who answer questions with questions?

[Gentle Tiger]

wouldn't that depend on the dessert?

[chefhmboyrd]

:canadian:i think bragging on good lemon bars is fine, but what about bragging on making good instant pudding?

[MrSunshine]

wouldn't that be like bragging about having a small sack?

[Fancy]

A small sack of what?

[scootebaby]

Does the size of the sack really matter?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we talking about dessert containers now?

[Arwen]

Are we getting in the sack before we've even had dessert?

[scootebaby]

isnt getting in the sack like getting dessert?????

[MrSunshine]

that would be true if it were a happy sack right?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should we have a moment of silence for the sad sack?

[chefhmboyrd]

did you say sack?

[scootebaby]

why is it called a sack???

[chefhmboyrd]

is it called a meat sack?

[Fancy]

What's the sack made of?

[chefhmboyrd]

if it's called a meat sack, is it made of meat or made to carry meat?

[MrSunshine]

what fresh hell is going on in here?

[Fancy]

Don't we all want to know?

[chefhmboyrd]

is it a sack lined with meat or is the meat on the outside?

[MrSunshine]

is someone stuck on sack in here?

[Fancy]

Why are sacks so damn important?

[MrSunshine]

it's all about accessories right?

[Fancy]

Gee, does that meat sack match my pearls?

[MrSunshine]

do your pearls hang low?

[chefhmboyrd]

do you wear pearls with the meat sack or just the meat clutch?

[MrSunshine]

true story. growing up there was a meat market on the way to school and the butcher put a big sign up that said "no one can beat my meat" isn't that the funniest shit?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can meat be abused?

[Fancy]

Who wants their meat abused???

[MrSunshine]

What exactly are we talking about here in the "abused" part?

[Fancy]

Who knows?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did meat win?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there an echo in heren

[Gentle Tiger]

Can I have an extra Saturday?

[Arwen]

If I give you an extra Saturday, will you give me another 16 hours of sleep before I have to go to work?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this one for Deal or No Deal?

(welcome back)

[Arwen]

Will your answer change if I tell you that no, it is not for that program?

(Thanks. Make your plans now for next year!)

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are the cat toys accumularing under my bed?

[ravfem]

is "accumularing" similar to accumulating? :cheesy:

:bolt:

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a hidden message?

[JustBeingMe]

Hidden Message? I wonder if there is a treasure hidden?

[pajama]

Hidden Message? I wonder if there is a treasure hidden?



I checked in the kitchen for treasure, should I check in the bedroom too?

[Fancy]

Whose bedroom holds a treasure?

[pajama]

Whose bedroom holds a treasure?

Doesn't every woman's?

[Fancy]

Depends...is she in it?

[Arwen]

If a woman isn't in her bedroom, can you still hear the sound of one bra falling?

[Fancy]

Was that the bra she stuffed in between the couch cushions?

[Spoon]

How is it that I make amazing cookies, but my cakes are forever wonky?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would it be considered a perfect storm if a bra and jockstrap fall together?

[Arwen]

If there's a storm coming, will we need cakes or would cookies be better?

[Fancy]

How many cake-cookies would we need to ride out a storm?

[Arwen]

If I said five for me and one for you, would that make me greedy?

[suebee]

Where is my Hummingbird Cake?

I CAN'T FIND MY HUMMINGBIRD! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM????

[Fancy]

How long until the storm?

[suebee]

How long until the storm?



What's a storm got to do with my hummingbird?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will there be three part harmony humming in the storm?

[Arwen]

Do you think hummers get more dates?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do they have a lot of calendars?

[Fancy]

Would a hummer help in a storm?

[pajama]

Is it raining where you're at?Would a hummer help in a storm?

[diamondrose]

Is the sky pounding with thunder all the way in your neck of the woods :D

[pajama]

We've had enough rain, don't ya' think?Is the sky pounding with thunder all the way in your neck of the woods :D

[Arwen]

IF you are done with the rain, can we have it here in Texas to cool me down?

[jenny]

If I send some rain your way, will you send me a cowboy hat? Pretty please?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it a hat cake?

[Fancy]

Would that be a 10 gallon cake?

[blue33]

Why are you questioning my authority?
Don't we all question authority at one time or another?

[Greyson]

As in "Let them eat ten gallon cake? "

[julieisafemme]

As in "Let them eat ten gallon cake? "

As in "no cake for You, so stop asking?"

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you question an authoritarian cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the knife shaped cake?

[Arwen]

If I bake you an imaginary cake with a knife in it, will you free your mind?

[Ryobi]

will it be baked in a telepathy stone pan?

[Gentle Tiger]

how did the pan get stoned?

[weatherboi]

well was it 4:20?
:mohawk:

[dixie]

Does it have to be 4:20 for the pan to get stoned?

[weatherboi]

does a bear know how to use a litter box?

[pajama]

Do they make multi-bear litter?

[MrSunshine]

are we on weed, beer or bear shit now?

[pajama]

are we on weed, beer or bear shit now?


Would one still be able, or willing, to smoke weed shit? And did the bear shit said weed shit?

[MrSunshine]

Would one still be able, or willing, to smoke weed shit? And did the bear shit said weed shit?


If we were smoking said weed shit could we even figure out what we were talking about here about the bear?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did the bear have the munchies?

[pajama]

Did the stoned bear crave cake?

Why would you stone the bear to get his cake Juney? Is it that hummingbird cake smarm?

[Gentle Tiger]

June is stoning people in a bear shaped pan? What?

[betenoire]

Lordy, what are you people smoking?

[Arwen]

Why is Sunday-hatted Satan taking the Lord's name in vain, again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a cat in the hat?

[ravfem]

if there was, can i have it?

[iamkeri1]

if there was, can i have it?

Do you want the cat or the hat?

[weatherboi]

did you know i am allergic to cats?

[Chaoticsoul]

what was the cat allergic to?

[Arwen]

Can we focus on the real issue? Does the cat like cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is June trying get the cat a stoned pan?

[weatherboi]

have you ever tried to stone a cat with a pan?

[Tcountry]

can we leave the poor kitty alone?

[Arwen]

Are we forgetting that this discussion is about cake not your...cat?

[Gentle Tiger]

How can we have a discussion when the cat is stoned while singing to dancing bear

[pajama]

Would it help if we were stoned too?

:weedsmoke::smokejoint:

[weatherboi]

have you ever been stoned while watching a cat sing to a bear??

:mohawk:

[Gentle Tiger]

Wait, wasn't it the corn that was stoned?

[Arwen]

Is it me or are y'all a bit fixated?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was that in the pan?

[Arwen]

Was it the fixins' for dinner?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying the stoned cat, dancing ear and hat cake were all in the diner?

[Arwen]

Do you think Mrs. Katz-Peacock was hit in the ear with a lead stone in the kitchen?

[Ebon]

Who got stoned in the kitchen?

[Liam]

So the cat's name is Cake?

[princessbelle]

Oh someone made us a cake???

[Gentle Tiger]

What about paddle?

[Fancy]

Did someone say paddle? Where's a kayak when you need it?
:blink:

[Velvetkitten]

Can we have cake in the Kayak?

[Rook]

Are there ants on the icing, do they have assholes?

[paposeco]

the ass-holess ants are not on the icing, the stoned monkey fed the icing to the dancing bear wearing the pan for a hat, while floating down the river without the paddle.

who will the bear find on the other side of the river smoking shit weed?

[Velvetkitten]

Who came first the Monkey or the Bear?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they in a bed or car?

[princessbelle]

Who's in bed?

[dixie]

Better yet, who's in bed with whom?

[scootebaby]

which *whom* was on top?

[pajama]

Can I be the top for a change?

[Pixie]

Can I be the top for a change?


Can you handle it?:blink:

[pajama]

Can you handle it?:blink:

Is that an invitation?

[Pixie]

Is that an invitation?


Do you want it to be?

[paposeco]

wutt?? who's on First?

[pajama]

Isn't Who on second?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the bear bare first?

[ravfem]

can bears and tigers be friends?

[blue33]

WHy can't we all just be friends?

[ravfem]

that's *my* phrase, you know that, right?

[Pixie]

Are you sure???

[Velvetkitten]

Who is sure?

[Tcountry]

Are you sure you can handle it?

[princessbelle]

Is there really any doubt?:spruceup:

[Blade]

Doubt about what?

[princessbelle]

Are you a doubting tom, or is that a peeping tom?

[Kenna]

I thought What was on 3rd?

[Tcountry]

Are we still talking about baseball?

[princessbelle]

I don't like baseball, can we move on?

[Kenna]

I don't like baseball, can we move on?

Certainly....Where ya movin' to?

[princessbelle]

Maybe to the beach?

[Velvetkitten]

Maybe to the beach?

Do you have a yacht?

[KimKawashima]

Do you have a yacht?

Do you have a million dollars?:pirate-steer:

[Ebon]

Do you have a million dollars?:pirate-steer:

Wait you won a million dollars?

[Arwen]

Wait you won a million dollars?

Why do we need a million dollars?

[Ebon]

Why do we need a million dollars?

Do you want something from Starbucks?

[Arwen]

Do you want something from Starbucks?

Didn't we already have this conversation where I told you that even a $2 cup of coffee was too much for me right now?

[Ebon]

Didn't we already have this conversation where I told you that even a $2 cup of coffee was too much for me right now?

Wouldn't that be why we would need a million dollars?

[Arwen]

Do you think if I have a million dollars (and why am I seeing Austin Powers' Dr. Evil right now?) I would not have someone to make me coffee in my own home?

[Fancy]

Do you think you could get more than coffee in your home for that amount?

[Fancy]

Who likes carrot cake?

[SassyLeo]

How can you not love to dip carrots in hummus?

[Corkey]

Does hummus contain entirely too much garlic for one to love?

[Fancy]

Do you think anyone else dips carrots in hummus?

[princessbelle]

Isn't that illegal in some states?

[Blade]

Is it legal in my state?

[princessbelle]

If it's not...shouldn't you be in jail?

[Velvetkitten]

Do they have Dunkin Donuts coffee in jail?

[Pixie]

Wouldn't that be considered a weapon?

[jey_z76]

Wait.... if they had the coffee, would they also have the donuts?

[Fancy]

Can they have cake?

[iamkeri1]

If they have dunkin donuts AND cake would it really be prison?

[Tcountry]

it is really prison anyway?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are Medusa and June peeforming in the jail?

[Velvetkitten]

Doesn't medusa have prior engagements?

[jey_z76]

Would that mean the jail house would Rock?

[Velvetkitten]

Is it between a rock and a hard place?

[Enchantress]

But shouldn't there be cake?

[Fancy]

Why not question authority?

[iamkeri1]

Why not question authority?

Why not share the cake wth the authority and then challenge them on a full stomach?

[Licious]

What makes you think that Authority deserves any of our cake?:seeingstars:

[Enchantress]

Can't one question authority while eating cake and serving tea? Wouldn't Betty Crocker agree?

[Arwen]

Why does it have to be Betty Crocker instead of Paula Deen's cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why can't it be ice cream?

[Arwen]

Would it surprise you to know that there is beet-flavored ice cream?

[Fancy]

Is it Kosher?

[RockOn]

Can you eat it if it's not Kosher?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't you know that beet flavored ice cream is immoral and not natural?

[Julie]

Can you eat it if it's not Kosher?

Are ham hocks Kosher?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are you people determined to defile all that is holy like cake and ice cream with abominations such as beets and the like?

How can I correct the sentence structure when souls are in danger? : confused::sermon:

[Arwen]

Did you just refer to us as "you people?" oooooh! Did you know you are going to get it now?

Can I ask more than one question?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was that phrase used on purpose because I am sometimes a devilish Gentle Tiger?

[Fancy]

Doesn't that just make you think of Devil's Food Cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't that just make you think of Devil's Food Cake?
What are the psychological implications when o in be associates a devilish Gentle Tiger devils food cake?

[Arwen]

What are the psychological implications when o in be associates a devilish Gentle Tiger devils food cake?

Can you please rephrase the question?:blueheels:

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the hot fudge brownie sundae?

[Tcountry]

hot fudge brownie sundae...:blink:...is that even legal?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't the world be a better place if there were universal dessert coverage?:chocolate::tease:

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are they trying to keep people from knowing that peach cobbler is great for breakfast?

[Fancy]

Ha, who wouldn't want a peach for breakfast?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why am I craving chocolate lava cake?

[Arwen]

Not to deny you chocolate, but if we post in this thread, are we annoying people or are we just annoying...people?:tarot:

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that even possible?:blink::glasses:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is that even possible?:blink::glasses:


Are you for reals?

[rlin]

Are you for reals?

is that a question of solidity???

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you prefer the abstract?

[Arwen]

Are you discriminating against the non-corporeal?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What does that mean???

[seashellgirl]

Were you paying attention?

[Gentle Tiger]

What form of payment did you use?

[katsarecool]

May I use your credit card?

[weatherboi]

Ever taken the time to understand bartering?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't the desire to trade facilitate some fun creativity?

[justkim]

Would that be more creative than finger painting?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can't tools be used to enhance the finger painting?

[justkim]

They may, what kind of tools do you have in mind?

[Arwen]

Isn't a high heel a hammer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does that depend on who is wielding the heel?

[Nina]

so...the song de jour would be:

'if I had a hammer...I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the morning
all over this land"

right?