Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Starbuck]

Are we back to talking about punch again?

But what about the special grape koolaid?

[willow]

Did you tread those grapes by yourself?

[Hollylane]

When the grapes were tread upon, did they respond with wrath?

[Starbuck]

When the grapes were tread upon, did they respond with wrath?

Did the dust bowl color your feet?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying my feet are unclean?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are your little toes blue?

[Hollylane]

How did you know they are cold?

[Starbuck]

How did you know they are cold?

Did you know you can buy those little socks with individual little toes in them?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did one of them go to the market?

[Hollylane]

Do you think I could encourage them to go to market by dangling cake in front of them? Would that be a cakewalk?

[willow]

Did you get icing between your toes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would it help if you walked on water?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that be a delicious experience if I were involved with someone who had both a frosting and foot fetish?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you sure??

[Hollylane]

I raised my hand didn't I?

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[SoNotHer]

Isn't it amazing how much we can learn about personal hygiene in a 15 to 30 second commercial, or a post? :-)

I raised my hand didn't I?

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[Hollylane]

How do you learn something by talking to a post?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't you like to find out by talking to the nearest light or telephone pole? And what is in an antiperspirant that stops sweat?


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[Hollylane]

Don't I hear every day at work what happens when squirrels try to have a conversation with a transformer on a power pole?

If you don't sweat, have you really exercised?

[SoNotHer]

Do I cringe at such a thought of squirrels and transformers? :-( And isn't sweat a good measure of many things? ;-)

Don't I hear every day at work what happens when squirrels try to have a conversation with a transformer on a power pole?

If you don't sweat, have you really exercised?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying that I substituted another word in my head when I said exercise?

[SoNotHer]

Have you ever described sweat as a kind of frosting?

[willow]

Does that come with sprinkles?

[Hollylane]

If the sweat sprinkles during sex, does that indicate that it was a love shower?

[SoNotHer]

Can we continue this metaphor using the thunder I hear outside?

[Hollylane]

Don't I love it when the thunder rolls? Is there really anything better than a love shower that thunders and sparks lightening?

[SoNotHer]

Don't I love having a poet in the house who knows how to keep a metaphor going? Now that the thunder outside has stopped, should I have a clove cigarette? ;-)

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't one be out of breath, and unable to smoke, after all the love showers, thunder, and lightening?

[SoNotHer]

Do I need to become a storm chaser?

[willow]

Isn't it just a storm in a teacup?

[Hollylane]

Does the teacup have whiskey in it?

[SoNotHer]

Does anyone know how to make a good hot toddy?

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[Hollylane]

Does anyone else think that "Hot-Toddy" sounds a little dirty?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't that depend on which vowels and consonants were substituted with other vowels and consonants?

[Hollylane]

Was I thinking more along the lines of substituting consonants?

[SoNotHer]

Is this another metaphor? And are we playing a dirty Wheel of Fortune game?

[Hollylane]

What would be the "Fortune" in this fantasy on wheels?

[SoNotHer]

Do you think we should take this game show on the road?

[Hollylane]

Meals on wheels?

[SoNotHer]

Will someone deliver a hot toddy and spicy soup?

[willow]

Is variety really the spice of life?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't hot Soup on the "Toddys" make for an interesting conundrum?

[SoNotHer]

Can some conundrums be fun conundrums?

Wouldn't hot Soup on the "Toddys" make for an interesting conundrum?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't that depend on the eventual resolution to the conundrum?

[SoNotHer]

Am I sad to know what this metaphor implies?

Doesn't that depend on the eventual resolution to the conundrum?

[Hollylane]

Am I sometimes referred to as Trouble? Am I fond of the good kind of "What ifs"?

[SoNotHer]

What your fur babies tell me on this subject?

Am I sometimes referred to as Trouble? Am I fond of the good kind of "What ifs"?

[Hollylane]

If they could speak, wouldn't they really only want to know "what time is dinner"?

[SoNotHer]

Would they want to also know what is for dinner and how it's being prepared?

If they could speak, wouldn't they really only want to know "what time is dinner"?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying they're aristocats?

[Starbuck]

Are you saying they're aristocats?

Isn't that the same name as a boat? Aristocrat?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this another way of beating around the bush?

[Hollylane]

Need directions?

[Starbuck]

Need directions?

Is the monkey chasing the weasel?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did anyone see the snake in the grass?

[Starbuck]

Did anyone see the snake in the grass?

Was the snake smoking the grass?

[SoulShineFemme]

Was the snake smoking the grass?

Doesn't the snake need hands for that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there an app for that?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't you think it would be more likely that you'd find a "snake tongue" app than one for appendages? What?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you speaking in snake tongues? What?

[Hollylane]

Pardon?.......

[Gentle Tiger]

Was I not typing loud enough for you to hear what I just said? What?

[Hollylane]

Could you go buy me some peanut butter?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will that help your hearing? What?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have potatoes in your ears?

[SoNotHer]

Have you ever tried that?

[willow]

Is that, try before you buy?

[SoNotHer]

Can you give me some examples of "try before you buy"? ;-)

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you hungry?

[SoNotHer]

Are you offering a taste of tiger?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't wine tasting be better?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you whine when you get tasted?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are there tasting virgins?

[Starbuck]

Who knows that to taste is to be free?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will the rest follow if you free your taste buds?

[Starbuck]

Will the rest follow if you free your taste buds?


Do your taste buds hide when you roll your tongue?

[SoNotHer]

Are we talking about tiger tongue now?

[Starbuck]

Are we talking about tiger tongue now?


Can't you roll your tongue too?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like my eyes to roll around and for me to spit pea soup while I do this?

Can't you roll your tongue too?

[Starbuck]

Would you like my eyes to roll around and for me to spit pea soup while I do this?


Can you your head turn a complete 360 degrees while you do that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that the new way to make pea soup?

[Starbuck]

Is that the new way to make pea soup?

Can we have a competition to see how far you can spit pea soup?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we have a "What special thing I can do with my body" Olympics?

Can we have a competition to see how far you can spit pea soup?

[Starbuck]

Shall we have a "What special thing I can do with my body" Olympics?


Oooh that sounds fun, anyone been on Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks?

[SoNotHer]

What kind of awards could we give to such an olympics?

[Medusa]

Wouldn't something like that have to involve feathers and glitter?

[SoNotHer]

How could be leave out tassels and tiaras?

Wouldn't something like that have to involve feathers and glitter?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How long are your tassels?

[Starbuck]

How long are your tassels?


Can we tie your tassels in a bow?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who said I had tie-able tassels?

[Starbuck]

Who said I had tie-able tassels?


When did tie-able tassels go out of style?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are yours tie-dyed?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying my roots are colorful?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are they rusted roots?


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[Hollylane]

Are you saying the carpet doesn't match the drapes?

[Starbuck]

Are you saying the carpet doesn't match the drapes?


Why mess with drapes when you can have blinds?

[Hollylane]

Would I prefer a curtain call?

[Starbuck]

Would I prefer a curtain call?


Do you need it customized or will the standard encore do?

[Hollylane]

Did you take a bow?

[Starbuck]

Did you take a bow?


When would you rather I take my bow? At my introduction? Or after my amazing performance?

[Hollylane]

Isn't just arriving enough?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know how to make an entrance?

[Midnight]

Do you need nails and a hammer?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know how to cantilever?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you not able to use the lever because the lever is broken?

[mustangjeano]

Is that a Latin dance?

[SoNotHer]

Does anyone really know how to fandango?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why would dango need a fan?

[Midnight]

Is it hot in here?

[Hollylane]

Cold beverage?

[tapu]

Hot lips?
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[Hollylane]

Chapstick?

[SoNotHer]

Chaps in chaps and lips on lips?

[Hollylane]

Is there going to be a rodeo?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it buck the system day?

[Hollylane]

Am I happy outside of the box?

[SoNotHer]

Is there life outside of the box?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about a lunchbox?

[Starbuck]

Who's your favorite lunch box hero?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are there heroic lunchboxes?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't my hero have packed my lunch for me and included cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that what they would do?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that actually be sabotaging?

[Gentle Tiger]

You want a sabbatical? What?

[Hollylane]

From thoughts of frosting?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why you runnin'? What?

[Hollylane]

If you weren't chasing me with your chocolate meanness wouldn't I be stationary?

[Starbuck]

If you weren't chasing me with your chocolate meanness wouldn't I be stationary?


Wouldn't you be stationary if you were on a treadmill?

[Hollylane]

Is it time to buy stationary?

[Starbuck]

Is it time to buy stationary?


Will Hallmark be creative enough?

[Hollylane]

Will there be boughs of holly in the halls?

[Starbuck]

Will there be boughs of holly in the halls?


If not, what about Santas in the malls?

[Hollylane]

Haven't one too many people sat on their laps?

[ladytiger]

when do the lap dances start?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will too many lapdances raise or lower the lap???

[Hollylane]

Did you just prevent me ever visiting Santa again?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How big is Santa's grin when you visit?

[Starbuck]

How big is Santa's grin when you visit?


Does Santa raise his staff when you sit on his lap?

[Hollylane]

Santa has staff other than elves?

[Starbuck]

Santa has staff other than elves?


Are the elves big enough to go on Gulliver's travels?

[Gentle Tiger]

Traveling Elves? What?

[Starbuck]

Traveling Elves? What?


Sure! Where is the worm hole?

[Hollylane]

Isn't my preference a Stargate? Doesn't it sound more civilized than a "worm hole"?

[Gentle Tiger]

You're trying to be civil now? What?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't you start working on the good now, to avoid the coal later?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you finally admitting that you have to work at being good? What?

[Hollylane]

Looking in the mirror again are you? Shouldn't you keep that to a minimum? Won't people start to talk?

[SoulShineFemme]

Looking in the mirror again are you? Shouldn't you keep that to a minimum? Won't people start to talk?

What do you think they might say?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are the people in the mirror talking to you? What?

[Arwen]

Did some certain Panthera tigri speak to himself again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you ease dropping again? What?

[Arwen]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME EASY?

Who told?

[SoNotHer]

What exactly would "ease dropping" involve?

[Gentle Tiger]

Ease dropping involved with Holly and Arwen? What?

[SoNotHer]

Is "what" your favorite word?

[Arwen]

Can someone give the Tiger an "e"?

[SoNotHer]

Does Tiger need a vowel or a vow?

[willow]

Are you getting all phonetical with me?

[Gentle Tiger]

You bought a vowel? What?

[Arwen]

Did no one notice that the Tiger actually needed a consonant and not a vowel?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know I like you better than Vanna?

[SoNotHer]

But can anyone turn a letter like she can?

[Gentle Tiger]

People are canning letters now? What?

[Starbuck]

People are canning letters now? What?


But! Are cans canning people now? :p

[Gentle Tiger]

If cans are canning people now, will they can them later with frosting? What?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What's with the whats, Tiger?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should there be something there? What?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where?

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[Gentle Tiger]

Have you checked the Twilight Zone?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How?


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[Hollylane]

Can I lend you a manual?

[Arwen]

Do I have to read it before I use the device?

[Hollylane]

Are there left over parts?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are your parts spare?

[Hollylane]

Can you spare a square?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Didn't I mention that I'm around?

[Hollylane]

Shall we ride the merry-go-round?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you suggesting we go up and down on a horse with a pole?

[Hollylane]

Can we skip the horse part?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which part of the horse do you want to skip?

[Hollylane]

Did you know I prefer Jiff to Skippy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you changing the subject?

[Hollylane]

Will you carry my books?

[SoNotHer]

Do you like a little salmonella with your Smuckers?

[Hollylane]

Have I ever been more happy that I don't eat Smuckers?

[SoNotHer]

How would you rewrite the Smuckers' ad?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you have jelly on your turkey sandwich?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know that one of my students told me that grape jelly and cocktail sauce taste good together?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did that combination hurt anyone else besides me? :confused:

[SoNotHer]

Can we ever know how many hurt by that combination or any other "special sauce"?

[Passionaria]

Is your special sauce a main course, a side order, or just a condiment that get passed around freely??????

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you lonesome tonight?

[SoNotHer]

Who's asking?

[Passionaria]

Should you ask questions if your not ready for the answer????

[SoNotHer]

What would la Bruja say?

[Hollylane]

Are you going to ask her?

[SoNotHer]

Why do I always have to be the one?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you raise your hand and jump up and down?

[SoNotHer]

Is it possible I was just signaling that I had to go to the bathroom?

[Hollylane]

Meeting in the ladies room?

[SoNotHer]

Who's bringing the cocktail shaker and who's got the ice?

[Starbuck]

Who's bringing the cocktail shaker and who's got the ice?


Should I bring the limes and the salt?

[Hollylane]

Are we having margaritas?

[SoNotHer]

Do we have a mixologist in the house?

[Starbuck]

Are we having margaritas?


Who's bring the tequila?

[Hollylane]

Am I not the keeper of the Patron Silver?

[Starbuck]

Am I not the keeper of the Patron Silver?


Are the keys missing?

[Hollylane]

Do you have someone locked up?

[SoNotHer]

If I told you to not steal the key from around my neck and go to the end of the long, dark hallway and open the grand, forbidding door, would you?

[Hollylane]

Don't you already know the answer to that? Have I ever been a rule follower?

[Starbuck]

Do you have someone locked up?


No, where is the liquor key?

[SoNotHer]

You don't know where the key is? So now what do we do?

No, where is the liquor key?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know she hides it in her bra?

[SoNotHer]

How many keys will there be in a double "D"?

Don't you know she hides it in her bra?

[Hollylane]

Would there be room for the keys?

[Starbuck]

Don't you know she hides it in her bra?


Can you go all secret agent and swipe it from her secret bank?

[Hollylane]

There are ATM cards in there too?

[SoNotHer]

Is my cleavage your personal bank? And what happened to the drink cart?

[Hollylane]

Do you take tips?

[Starbuck]

There are ATM cards in there too?


What time do you think the bank opens?

[Hollylane]

Do we have the blueprint?

[SoNotHer]

Is it lost on any of us that "tips" and "tits" sound so much alike?


Do you take tips?

[Hollylane]

Was I not speaking of the tips of the tits?

[Starbuck]

Do we have the blueprint?


Yes, do you have team ready to break in?

[Hollylane]

Can I wear gloves?

[SoNotHer]

Can we rhyme ourselves into the hot, white attention of the Planet by adding "hips," "lips" and "unzips" to the mix?

[Hollylane]

How about white hot hips and unzips? Have you seen my shoes?

[Starbuck]

Can we rhyme ourselves into the hot, white attention of the Planet by adding "hips," "lips" and "unzips" to the mix?


Do you plan on breaking the vault wearing your nylons too?

[Hollylane]

Are fishnets in the same category as nylons?

[SoNotHer]

What category are we in?

[Starbuck]

Are fishnets in the same category as nylons?


Can fish in nets stand in the same category you ask? :p

[SoNotHer]

Can you explain how you got from the first to the second sentence?

How about white hot hips and unzips? Have you seen my shoes?

[Hollylane]

Did the unzips distract me?

[SoNotHer]

Can I get an amen to that?

[Hollylane]

Praise the jeans?

[Starbuck]

Can I get an amen to that?


I know they did me! Where do we go from here?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to steal 2nd base?

[SoNotHer]

Did we already make it to first base?

[Starbuck]

Do we need to set up an alarm in case you're accosted?

[Hollylane]

Who's pitching?

[Starbuck]

Are we talking about baseball or softball?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you asking about the density of my balls?

[Hollylane]

Did they roll off of the table? :|

[SoNotHer]

What's that the dog is licking?

[Hollylane]

Can we just stick them back together?

[SoNotHer]

With special sauce?

[Hollylane]

Can I skip the marinara and just have the cream sauce?

[SoNotHer]

Are we talking about a dipping sauce?

[Hollylane]

Would you rather have a spread?

[SoNotHer]

Do I have to choose between them?