Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[sarahwho]

Are you watching my posts?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you tied to your post?

[SoNotHer]

And when we say "post" we're not referring to a job, right? :-)

Are you tied to your post?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you generally get tied up at work?

[SoNotHer]

Was there something more to my boss' comment when she said I was "bound for a promotion"?

Do you generally get tied up at work?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does your boss have a bridle or saddle hanging around?

[willow]

If they are not available will you ride bare back?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is your mane long enough to hold on to?

[willow]

Would that be a two hand hold?

[MysticOceansFL]

Why are you questioning my authority?



Authority , needs to be questioned at times

[Starbuck]

Who has the authority to question authority?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you asking me?

[willow]

Do you see me looking at anyone else?

[Arwen]

Are you channeling Robert DeNiro?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Baby, can I drive your car?

[Starbuck]

What about you? Can I drive you crazy?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we take the clown car?

What about you? Can I drive you crazy?

[Starbuck]

Shall we take the clown car?


Does it have a hemi?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you making noise?

[SoNotHer]

Do I have to be quiet? Can your parents hear us?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you see dead people?

[SoNotHer]

Have I ever worked the third shift?

[Arwen]

Why is it not all about you?

[SoNotHer]

Are you channeling Robert De Niro?

[Starbuck]

Can we change the channel now?

[Arwen]

You gotta problem with DeNiro?

[Starbuck]

You gotta problem with DeNiro?

Hey fugettaboutit...when can we have cake?

[SoNotHer]

"You talkin' to me?"

You gotta problem with DeNiro?
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[Starbuck]

"You talkin' to me?

What if I am?

[greeneyedgrrl]

"You talkin' to me?"


whoooo are yooooo?
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[Hollylane]

What if I want to remain nameless?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you also speechless?

[Hollylane]

Do you think that is even possible? Did I tell you yappiness runs in my family?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did I tell you I run from my family?

[Hollylane]

If I said you were like a sister to me, would you break out the track shoes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can I say it would make the thought of kissing you a lot weirder?

[Hollylane]

Did that make me laugh?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know you're beautiful when you laugh at me?

[Hollylane]

Would I have an easier time believing that if you'd actually witnessed it? ;)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you saying love is blind?

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[Hollylane]

Isn't seeing believing?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you calling me a liar?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like Gepetto?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't you an Allie of mine?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I look like Ali Baba? Wouldn't I prefer being compared to Jeannie?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you be shocked if I was thinking more of Roosevelt and Churchill?

[Hollylane]

As long as we're not talking about appearances, can I take that as a compliment?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you realize that I meant it as a compliment?

[Hollylane]

Does this shirt compliment my eyes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do the aye's have it?

[Hollylane]

Does "aye" imply consent?

[Arwen]

Did anyone else notice that Hollylane is off by one in her 7000th post?

[Hollylane]

Is one really the loneliest number?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Weren't you really just sparing me the harsh glare of posting celebrity?

[Starbuck]

Where do the celebrities come from?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't celibacy be a little over the top?

[Starbuck]

Wouldn't celibacy be a little over the top?

Since when does being a monk disqualify you from being a celebrity?

[Hollylane]

Are you talking about the Monkees?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they singing, Hey, Hey, We're the Monkeys? Do you know that theme song?

[Hollylane]

Is my favorite Monkee's song actually "(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying you are a stone, just not a stepping stone?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I've got a heart of stone?

[Gentle Tiger]

How should I know? :blink:Do you think I am a heart specialist or something?

[Hollylane]

Should we call a chocolate intervention specialist?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will they bring some chocolate cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

And will it look like this?
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[Hollylane]

Am I feeling chocolate envy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you mishandling the chocolate?

[Starbuck]

Are you mishandling the chocolate?

Should we call the cake boss?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't we be better off with a cake whisperer?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you really want to eat a cake whisperer?

[Hollylane]

This is a trick question, isn't it?

[willow]

Is it just an illusion?

[Hollylane]

Are you channeling Siegfried and Roy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is someone always trying to tame a tiger?

[Hollylane]

Did someone summon Tony and I missed it? Does anyone else cringe when they think of both Tony the Tiger and the Frosted Flakes in the same box? What do you think the calorie count would be?

[1QuirkyKiwi]

Could the cereal be sprinkled on a cake?

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Do we need milk with this cake ?

[SoulShineFemme]

Should we have whole milk or 2%?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Could we have hot coco and cake?

[SoNotHer]

Could we bounce off the walls after the cocoa and cake and get peeled off the cieling?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you normally hyper?

[sarahwho]

Do you get hyper with cake and milk?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it spiked?

[SoNotHer]

Do think about the violence inherent to the idea of "punch" that is "spiked" so people can get "hammered"?

Is it spiked?

[Passionaria]

Did you know that getting hammered is considered medicine here in Texas???

[Gentle Tiger]

So is "take your medicine" code for go eat your chocolate cake?

[sarahwho]

Aren't we talking about spikes in the cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is someone breaking out of prison?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you find a file in your cake?

[SoNotHer]

Are we talking about a cake break?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who broke the cake?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What did the cake spend all its money on?

[SoNotHer]

Do cookies have a lot of dough to spend?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What happens to them if they are half baked?

[SoNotHer]

What happens when they crumble?

What happens to them if they are half baked?

[Jarrek]

Do they borrow cache?

What happens when they crumble?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you in a generous mood?

[willow]

How high does your mood pendulum swing?

[SoulShineFemme]

Can I check my mood ring to find out?

[ONLY]

Can I check my mood ring to find out?

Can I check YOUR mood ring? ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you ask for the check?

[ONLY]

Did you ask for the check?

No weren't you getting this one?

[SoulShineFemme]

No weren't you getting this one?

Are we gonna hafta wash dishes for our supper again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you rather wash something else?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you coming over to wash dishes?

[Stacy]

Don't you know the queen doesn't do dishes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you know that I did the dishes already?

[Hollylane]

Were there floating bubbles?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you add trouble to the bubbles?

[Hollylane]

Can't I hear you saying that is my middle name?

[Gentle Tiger]

Your middle name is troublesome bubbles?

[Hollylane]

Did you know I don't have a middle name? Wouldn't I like to add the middle name "eatsfrostingwithaspoon"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it a silver spoon?

[Hollylane]

Will it chip a tooth?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know anyone named Chip? Or tooth?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't that Chip I saw doing the Salsa?

[Arwen]

Do you know that I've now got Don Ho stuck in my head?

[Hollylane]

Is it strange that your earworm just made me crave a Ho-Ho?

[Arwen]

Wouldn't it be stranger if it mad you crave a ho?

[Hollylane]

Am I glad that the Ho Ho cravings are now abating?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the ho ho covered?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like to uncover your own ho ho?

[Hollylane]

Can't Santa just leave his suit on?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want him to leave his hat on?

[Hollylane]

Will he be smoking his pipe afterward?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this new way of saying self gratification?

[Arwen]

Did someone mention book buying?

[LeftWriteFemme]

When's your next signing?

[Starbuck]

Can I be at the front of the line?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't front line to help with fleas and tics?

[willow]

Do you have an itch that needs to be scratched?

[Starbuck]

Do you think you're the one to relieve it?

[willow]

If I scratch yours will you scratch mine?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you buy the scratch tickets?

[Starbuck]

If you win are we splitting the winnings 50/50?

[willow]

Is that the same as half and half?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you tried the fat-free half and half?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about cream?

[willow]

Didn't the cat get all of that?

[SoulShineFemme]

Didn't the cat get all of that?

Is it an orange tabby cat?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that your Kitty?

[Hollylane]

This is another trick question, right??

[ONLY]

This is another trick question, right??

Are we still on the CAT topic?

[SoulShineFemme]

Are we still on the CAT topic?

Can we protect ONLY from any and all vicious cats?

[ONLY]

Can we protect ONLY from any and all vicious cats?

Wanna know what I am really thinking now...........?

[SoulShineFemme]

Wanna know what I am really thinking now...........?

Would you tell me if I ask nicely?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is your cat speaking to you again?

[Hollylane]

Does the kitty purr when you pet it? <--strike that.

Doesn't it wake me up talking to me every night? <---for the love of.

Does it speak more than one language? <--Safe.

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you agree that there are so many questions and plenty of time?

[Hollylane]

What time is the inquisition supposed to start?

[Starbuck]

Is this a true/false test or a multiple guess test?

[SoNotHer]

Do I hear a Monty Python skit coming on?

[Hollylane]

What is your best guesstimate?

[Arwen]

Can I point out that multiple choice is not an option?

[Starbuck]

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb?

[Hollylane]

Did you bring your number 2 pencil?

[Starbuck]

Will a pen work just as well?

[SoNotHer]

What are you dipping in that ink well?

[Hollylane]

Is there a hole in the bucket?

[Starbuck]

Will teachers pet get get extra credit?

[SoNotHer]

Ever wonder how the term "teacher's pet" came about?

[Hollylane]

Have you ever been hot for teacher?

[Starbuck]

Is it because the teacher would "pet" her favorite student??

[Hollylane]

Am I hoping that we're talking about college age students?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will the teacher become the student?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't it be best if we were talking about mature, "returning students"? ;-)

[Hollylane]

Will there be a ruler involved?

[Starbuck]

Will there be a ruler involved?

Who invited the nuns?

[Hollylane]

Don't want to make it a habit?

[SoNotHer]

Do I hear a Cheech and Chong skit coming on? Sister Mary Elephant, is that you?

Who invited the nuns?

[Hollylane]

Up in smoke?

[SoNotHer]

Did you ever get caught smoking in the girls' room?

[Hollylane]

Who told you that lie?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you always feel like somebody's watching you?

[SoNotHer]

Hmmm... Was it Joe Camel or Virginia Slims?

[Starbuck]

What about Mary Jane?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is Joe's Crab Shack open?

[Starbuck]

Does Joe's have warm apple crisp with vanilla ice cream?

Yes, but what about Mary Jane, doesn't she have crabs again?

[Hollylane]

I thought we were talking about warm apple crisp and vanilla ice cream?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can't we have crabs for dinner and the rest for desert?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know that I think that would be lovely, as long as we are talking about the crustacean kind of crab and that the crisp is made from real apples and not the kind that mock me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Apples mock you? How sad is that?

[Hollylane]

Does that make them sour apples?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that better than sour grapes?

[Hollylane]

Is sour the same as bitter?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can't your fine tongue tell the difference?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know it is tainted by thoughts of frosting?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you playing with your food again?

[Hollylane]

Do you think this is new? Don't big cats do that too?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you sing that song for me......Tainted Tongue......oh, tainted tongue, lick me please! I love the way you tease, tainted tongue.......?

[Hollylane]

How about a tongue twister instead?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Whose tongue are you planning to twist?

[Hollylane]

Would that involve tongs?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you normally twist tongues with tongs?

[Hollylane]

Did I see that on TV somewhere?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was it the cooking channel?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't tongue be more likely to be on the Andrew Zimmern show? Or if it is about twisting words with your tongue into perfect snark, the Anthony Bourdain show?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this show and tell now?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What will you show?

[Hollylane]

What will you tell?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can I see what you will show before I say what I will say?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know that I like to keep things on the mysterious side?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know that I will always respect your wishes?

[Hollylane]

Do today's wishes include a need for frosting and blues?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does frosting make his clues sweeter?

[Hollylane]

If he had a clue, wouldn't he be in the know?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know the muffin man?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that what I call the Velcro-kitteh, Max, when he makes muffins with his little feets, like he is doing right now in my lap?

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[LeftWriteFemme]

What kind of muffins does that kitten make?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know that he would only make love muffins?

[Gentle Tiger]

How would we know about love muffins?

[Hollylane]

Should you get your own cat to find out? Does anyone know if Tigers make their own muffins?

[Starbuck]

Who wants a kitteh? Each one comes with their own muffin.

[Hollylane]

Are they throwing a bake sale?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the sale rigged?

[dixie]

Is there cake involved in this bake sale?

[Hollylane]

Could we have a carnival and have a cat cakewalk?

[dixie]

Are there kitteh tea cup rides in this carnival?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't there be? Do you think we could have a kitteh merry-go-round too? Did it occur to me that this Pussy Carnival sounds simultaneously adorable and a little dirty?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will there be a roaring mouse?

[Hollylane]

Did you hear squeaking?

[Starbuck]

Can the squeaker see itself in the house of mirrors?

[Hollylane]

Don't I prefer fen shui for my tiny footed friends?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does your roaring mouse squeak?

[Hollylane]

Are we talking in metaphors?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you using your inside voice?

[Hollylane]

Are we in the library?

[Starbuck]

Are we restricted in how we can show our affection?

[Hollylane]

Is there a section for that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are we allowed in the restricted section?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there restriction or constriction?

[Starbuck]

Who's wearing their corset?

[Hollylane]

Why did this just remind me of GWTW?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Could you spell that out for me?

[SoNotHer]

Can we play charades, and I'll act it out instead?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the pies?

[Arwen]

Pardon me, do you have any square root of pi?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't that yesterday's special?

[Arwen]

Isn't today the BBQ with Ashley and the Tarleton twins?

[Gentle Tiger]

What happened to the Wonder Twins?

[Arwen]

Didn't they have a monkey?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does this surprise you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you draw on surprised eyebrows? ^ ^

[Hollylane]

Are you practicing to be a mime?

[SoNotHer]

What did the one mime say to the other?

Are you practicing to be a mime?

[Hollylane]

Am I pretty sure that it was a whole lot of :|?

[SoNotHer]

Ha! :| Have you ever told a joke and forgot the punch line?

[Starbuck]

Ha! :| Have you ever told a joke and forgot the punch line?

Did Rocky Balboa forget his punch line?

[SoNotHer]

Are we back to talking about punch again?