Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[JustBeingMe]

Do low wicked thoughts combine with high wicked thoughts cause flashbacks?

Aren't flashbacks caused by aftershock of wicked thoughts?

[Gentle Tiger]

Which came first the thought or the flash?

[The_Lady_Snow]

In gayla's ass??

[Leigh]

You mean it can fit in gayla's ass?

[AtLast]

In gayla's ass??

Why would I want to see Gayla's ass? (Sure it is a fine ass, but, im stuck on another's.... ;?) )..:hangloose:

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it tiring resisting the temptation to have pity party since they are pointless?

[Gentle Tiger]

diffrrence as in subtraction or variance?

[weatherboi]

Are you a procrastinator?

[suebee]

Is a bear Catholic? :|

[Queerasfck]

Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular?

[AtLast]

Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular?

How did you find out about my needing Geritol? GRRRRR....

Top Secret!!!

:fastdraq:

[suebee]

Didn't I see that written on a bathroom wall somewhere?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Anyone else here not fond of the public restroom?

[weatherboi]

Does standing water ick anybody else out?

[Gentle Tiger]

Haven't I endured great pain a few times because I waited rather than just use the public bathroom that was disgusting?

[suebee]

Ever heard of "Attends"? Just sayin'! ;)

[Enchantress]

Do you have yours delivered directly to your door in discreete brown packaging? Or do you shop the aisles at the nearest Rite aid?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you get the package?

[chefhmboyrd]

Did you get the package?

do they have "pull ups for men"?

[Fancy]

Why in the world are they called pull-ups?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you in need of pull-ups??

[chefhmboyrd]

Are you in need of pull-ups??

if we are avoiding public restrooms, won't we need to do our business somewhere?

[Fancy]

Why not just use a bush?

[UofMfan]

Do you think George would be available?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Was that idiot ever available? Wasn't he always *vacationing*?

[Fancy]

Why does that family appear so pissy?

[Passionaria]

Speaking of pissy, why will Suave only pee on pristine kitty litter????

:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

[Fancy]

Who is Suave? Doesn't that sound like shampoo?

[suebee]

Do you think she actually shampoos her kitty litter? (must be related to Snowy) ;)

[TenderKnight]

Why would one need to shampoo kitty litter? Isn't it fine, just the way it is?

Is that 2 questions? oh no.. 3??

4?? Why can't I stop??

[Fancy]

Why, indeed? Does Suave in a long forgotten foreign language actually mean cat shampoo?

[TenderKnight]

Does it actually translate to kitty litter cleaner?

[Fancy]

Why does that sound so much more appealing than "pooper scooper?"

[UofMfan]

Why does that sound so much more appealing than "pooper scooper?"

Why aren't you in chat?

[Leigh]

How could someone not have a Facebook account?

[Fancy]

Can you chat in facebook and still appear to be working?

[UofMfan]

Can you chat in facebook and still appear to be working?

You are asking me?

[Fancy]

Why do my coworkers chat rather than get up and talk to each other?

[AtLast]

Why do my coworkers chat rather than get up and talk to each other?

Why do your coworkers gossip so much? Very mean..... Jeep Sakes...

:fastdraq:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is chatting and gossping the same???

[TickledPink]

If it's the truth, is it still gossip if you are chatting about it?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Can people handle the truth??

[UofMfan]

Is it safe to say that some people just like to wind people up because they don't have a Bedazzler to otherwise occupy their time?

Isn't it sad?

[UofMfan]

Shouldn't everyone have a Bedazzler?

http://www.core77.com/ultimategiftguide/2006/images/bedazzler.jpg

Are you freaking kidding me?!

[suebee]

Have you got something against The Bedazzler? :angry:

[Mister Bent]

What's not to like?

[weatherboi]

Ms says You can have me for an hour and bedazzle my ass, is this a limit for You?


Shouldn't everyone have a Bedazzler?

http://www.core77.com/ultimategiftguide/2006/images/bedazzler.jpg

[weatherboi]

Did You know we share that commonality??

i am well aware Ms wants to sometimes cut me open and play with my insides.

[suebee]

Can a commonality be cured? :vigil:

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it the common denominator?

[Fancy]

Isn't it funny how common denominator sounds like common dominator?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't that depend on whether or not June talks to Millie and The Lady Snow bedazzles weatherboi?

[Fancy]

Why do you ask? LOL

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you trying to get me kicked out of the Ask Questions Club?

[Fancy]

Is getting kicked so bad?

[Fancy]

What good would a boss do?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would the boss experience a loss if questions were covered with lip gloss?

[violaine]

a toss of spanish moss ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does it have to be tossed?

[JustBeingMe]

Why don't you use mayo instead? doesn't it spread more easily and taste better than moss?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why does M&M's have an apostrophe? Are they possessing something?

[Gayla]

Does that mean we should be calling them M&Mses?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you trying to distract us from the fact they are possessing something?

[suebee]

Are they possessing or possessed? Should we call a priest?

[chefhmboyrd]

Are they possessing or possessed? Should we call a priest?

are they possessing us with their chocolatey goodness and crunchy candy shells?????
well are they????????

[Fancy]

How much can the possess while they're stuck in a bag?

[Gentle Tiger]

What's the oldest m&m ever eaten that was in possession of the fact that it was possessed by the position of the peanut?

[JustBeingMe]

What's the oldest m&m ever eaten that was in possession of the fact that it was possessed by the position of the peanut?

Isn't that like which came first the chicken or the egg thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying that the M&M's are possessed by chickens and not the apostrophe or position of the peanuts?

[Fancy]

Why am I so confused by these m&m questions?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why am I so confused by these m&m questions?

Is your confusion evidence of the fact that they are possessed by something they possess?

[Fancy]

What? Are you kidding?

[suebee]

Do you think I take my peanut possession lightly?

[Fancy]

Why is whipped peanut butter light yet thick?

[MrSunshine]

Get out! they make whipped peanut butter?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is the peanut butter getting a whipping?

[Massive]

What's with the peanut obsession going on in here??

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we talking about obsession or possession?

[Massive]

obsession can be dealt with, possession would be kinda scary, no? like demonic or as in what's in my pocket's mine?

[suebee]

Who would YOU like to be possessed by? :sunglass:

[Massive]

Would I be taken seriously if I answered with the original cookie monster?

[Gentle Tiger]

The Cookie Monster was here?

[suebee]

Didn't you see the trail of chocolate chips?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did the birds eat the trail of chocolate chips or was that you? hmm??

[suebee]

Why on earth would you think it was me? :|

(where do I change that danged sig line???)

[Gentle Tiger]

Dost thou protest too much?

[suebee]

You want to know if I complain about doing the dusting? (Americans - don't even know how to spell!) :readfineprint:

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying that following crumbs leads to dusting?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is dusting an alternative lifestyle and is it a choice or are you born that way?

[suebee]

Do you really think I would choose dusting as a way of life if I had a choice? :bigcry:

[Gentle Tiger]

Recruited maybe?

[suebee]

So wouldn't you think I'd get to wear a uniform at least? :fireman:

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't that be overkill if you were already in disguise?

[suebee]

Is it a good sign when I look in the mirror and don't recognize myself?

[violaine]

what kind of wayfinding?

[suebee]

What kind did you need?

[Gentle Tiger]

The way to where?

[Fancy]

Is someone looking for the way, the light, and the cookies?

[The_Lady_Snow]

WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?????

[Nina]

are ya lookin' for me?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Perhaps?


Have I told you how talented you are?

[Nina]

have you seen me in an apron then?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you cooking?

[Nina]

is that your pleasure?

[The_Lady_Snow]

or is it a leather apron with deep pocket that will hold all kinds of dental tools?? hmmm???

[Nina]

so...am I to surmise that you'd like me to make you a leather apron with deep pockets for your birthday?....did you know I have a big leather sewing machine, lots of soft leather, and my own apron design?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have you ever seen a Sadist go dreamy eyed???:blueheels:

[Nina]

did you think I am *really* as vanilla and permanently as old as I present ?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you agree there is no time like the present?

[Nina]

or perhaps it is the joy of giving a present, in the present?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Remember when the teacher called one's name out and we had to say...

Present......?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is someone presenting their presence as the present?

[Fancy]

Can I still have cookies?

[Gentle Tiger]

Presenting for cookies?

[Fancy]

That's the only time to be present, right?

[Enchantress]

Right. Now where are the cookies?

[Fancy]

Right. Now where are the cookies?

Wait...Didn't you bring the chocolate covered strawberries?

:)

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't The Lady Snow sharing cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

And what about brownies without nuts?
:eatinghersheybar:

[JustBeingMe]

I want a lemon pie and is this possible?

[Massive]

Is it bad that I'm typing something completely different to what first popped into my head right now???

[Gentle Tiger]

Is typing something while thinking something else considered multi-tasking?

[Massive]

Isn't it multi-tasking for some if it involves typing and thinking all at once?

[Fancy]

Don't you always think when you type?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were innocent brain cells used in the making of multi-tasking exercise: typing and thinking different things?

[Massive]

I'm British, isn't that answer enough?

[Fancy]

...and why don't more people think of spelling and grammar when they type?

(I'm guilty, too)

[Gentle Tiger]

But wasn't the question asked by a brit boy?

[Massive]

Can I plead the fifth by proxy cos My babygirl's American??

[suebee]

Back up a minute....did someone mention cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you want to be responsible for millions of people collapsing because they thought one thing, typed another, AND thought about grammar and spelling all at once? :firetruck::hospital-snoopy::ambulance:

[Massive]

Will the world end if cake is no longer a topic?

[suebee]

Do you want to be responsible for me having a hissy fit because nobody offered me cake?

[Fancy]

Could it be that thinking about cake, typing, and fleeing from the grammar police is illegal in some states?

[Massive]

Do I have to accept responsibility when I wasn't even around when cake of any form was available?

[Fancy]

What is the most popular flavor of cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should I plead the fifth if asked about eating cake while typing?

[Enchantress]

Cake must be respected, why do you try to multi-task while eating it?

[Gentle Tiger]

ummm, isn't it a good thing to be eating the subject of discussion?

[suebee]

Is nobody responsible for my cakelessness? :confused:

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't responsibility a thing of the past, especially when it comes to cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Cake must be respected, why do you try to multi-task while eating it?

And what if the cake is not behaving like a cake that should be respected as one is eating the cake while typing?

[suebee]

Doesn't typing while eating cake make for a sticky keyboard?

[Gentle Tiger]

Haven't you heard of cake play?

[suebee]

Would you think ill of me if I said no?

[Gentle Tiger]

And what about the apron with the cake?

[suebee]

A frilly one?

[Gentle Tiger]

Frilly???????

[Enchantress]

Donna Reed wore frill and lace, didn't you know it makes for fun in the kitchen?

[Gentle Tiger]

Frills can be played with in the kitchen?

[AtLast]

Frills can be played with in the kitchen?

Of course! Have you not ever helped lay out a frilly lace table cloth?

:seeingstars:

[Gentle Tiger]

There's a frilly table cloth AND and apron???:police:

[dixie]

Didn't you know it's to match the frilly lace curtains??

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying that the table cloth and apron together match the frilly lace curtains and NOT the potholders??:seeingstars::seeingstars:

[TenderKnight]

Didn't i just say I was going to bed?? Frilly Curtains?? Who needs curtains anyway? Don't we all like to watch?

[Gentle Tiger]

So now you're watching the frilly apron, lace table cloth and potholders play in the kitchen instead of going to sleep?:shocking: That takes voyeurism to a whole different level doesn't it?

[dixie]

I've lost track...who's the exhibitionist to be voyeured?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't that depend on what is done the cake?

[Fancy]

Why would that matter?

[suebee]

Well, haven't you ever eaten the cake WITHOUT the plate? ;)

[chefhmboyrd]

Well, haven't you ever eaten the cake WITHOUT the plate? ;)

haven't you ever played pass the bday cake?
where you pass the whole cake around and everyone just takes a big ole bite out of it?

@

yum:jester:

[Gentle Tiger]

I was supposed to pass the cake, with these big ol' paws??

[Fancy]

Has anyone made a cat litter cake?

[PapaC]

Has anyone made a cat litter cake?

Did anyone else see that coming? (I didn't)

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did anyone else see that coming? (I didn't)

Where is Medusa during this kind of talk?

[Enchantress]

Does anyone want to play patty cake?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does anyone want to play patty cake?


You know Patty??

Did you know I know her too?

[Enchantress]

That patty, she does get around doesn't she?

[chefhmboyrd]

That patty, she does get around doesn't she?

doesn't her brother, beefcake, get around too?

[Enchantress]

Beefsteak's a gigolo, didn't you know? As for patty, well you know, don't you?

[Fancy]

Get around what?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't Patty getting around the beef cake litter when she comes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't the question how long has patty been in the litter?

[Fancy]

Have I met Patty?

[Gentle Tiger]

You didn't see her at June's litter party?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't Patty always have the scoop?

[weatherboi]

Is Patty measuring something?? :mohawk:

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't Patty eating litter cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Slather Patty's litter in ketchup? What next?

[Fancy]

Why do I think this will return to the multitasking conversation?

[ravfem]

can i go take a nap now?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you all know SuperFemme loves lemon cake?

[ravfem]

*smiling* ty.

did someone mention lemon??

[Leigh]

SF likes lemons in her cake?? :|

[The_Lady_Snow]

Since when are we serving cake???

[suebee]

Sheeeesh! Weren't we talking about cake when I left a couple of hours ago?

[The_Lady_Snow]

How long were you really gone for?

[Fancy]

Did you eat cake while you were gone? Isn't a couple hours a long time to eat some cake?

[suebee]

Is it weird that I don't remember the last time I ate cake?

[Fancy]

Does anyone else make yummy sounds when they eat cake?

[Soft*Silver]

is there anything that doesnt taste better when you make sounds as you eat it?

[Fancy]

Are all sounds created equal?

[UofMfan]

What is equal?

[Fancy]

Why do some foods cause different noises when eaten?

[Gentle Tiger]

If cake is sliced in the forest does it make a sound?

[The_Lady_Snow]

For reals?

Ya'll are still talking about cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you like to focus on the knife instead since the instrument is critical to the process?

[suebee]

If we said no, would it really matter?

[UofMfan]

....Must you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Ummm...how shall I ask this?
Is the clown going to eat some you know what?

[Bob]

Do ya wanna go all the way?

uKbdoRnmEbs

[moxie]

Why must you rebel against the true original?

1EyVzLVGd6Q

[Gentle Tiger]

Can I take rep points away from those who have caused that blasted Send in the Clowns song to be stuck in my brain? Or how about I just give this out to a few folks? :spank:

[Enchantress]

Why must clowns be so frightening, especially when on cakes?

Am I in trouble for bringing up cake again?

[Massive]

Are you thinking a :spank:
may scare folk away? I'm thinking more will come in here, right?

[Massive]

To cake or not to cake? Could that be the question?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't you so right about that?

[Massive]

you think?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did I just see the first one coming in with her innocent question about clown cakes?

[Massive]

Am I the only one who starts getting suspicious as soon as 'innocent' starts being used?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't innocence closely related to suspicious?

[Massive]

would it be suspicious if I claimed innocence to the things I've done that I've forgotten in that case then??

[Enchantress]

Innocent is as innocent does, didn't you know?

[Gentle Tiger]

Well let's see, if you forgot then isn't it a case of tabula rasa and you are then innocent with a continued hint of suspicion because of what might come next?

[Enchantress]

Didn't Elvis cover suspicious minds years ago? And, if so, is it relevant or pertinent to discuss them tonight? Shouldn't we all just go listen to the song?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't that suggestion seem a bit suspicious??

[Massive]

Can I claim innocence if the only time I've heard Elvis's suspicious mind is through the dubious pleasure of karaoke?

[Enchantress]

Is Karaoke real music? Or is it painful to the ears?

[Massive]

if listening to drunks sing totally off-key, with the wrong words, on a nightly basis, is your cup of tea, would that be a pleasure?

[violaine]

would you tell someone he/she was out of tune?

[Gentle Tiger]

would this be a good would you rather question...
ahem! Would you rather hear karaoke sung off key or nails on a chalk board?

[violaine]

the former- and you?

[Massive]

Can I vote for boiling My head in battery acid for both? And I am one of those people who will wince, then tell the person that they can't sing for shit, does that make Me a bad person??

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it surprising that I don't know since both would cause me to pin my tiger ears back?

[violaine]

with safety pins dipped first in battery acid?

[Gentle Tiger]

I was just wondering what happened to the apron that was with the well...you know...with that that shall not be named?

[dixie]

Didn't you know the apron was so yesterday?

Also, does this mean you folks wouldn't sit thru listening to my nails-on-chalkboard karaoke voice just out of the niceness of being a fellow planeteer? :(

[Gentle Tiger]

What day is it?

[Fancy]

Who wants to know?

[suebee]

Does it really matter?

[Gentle Tiger]

How long can I delay going into work today? And can't I be thankful for a job but still not want to enjoy the experience today?

[ravfem]

do you find that sometimes, delaying things can be torturous as well as tortuous?

[Leigh]

Does anyone else realize that half of the week is gone already?

[morningstar55]

why does there have to be soo much .. salt.. in almost all the foods you buy??
AAAaaaRGGHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[Leigh]

Why can't mornings be outlawed?

[ravfem]

why do you hate mornings, Braedon? They are prepping you for school, remember?

and...what happened to the question that pertains to the previous post rule, y'all?

:outfield:

[violaine]

previous questions maybe get easily forgotten?

[suebee]

Doesn't anybody remember how to ask a question around here? :seeingstars:

[jenny]

Wait, we're supposed to ask questions?? Who knew?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Why wouldn't you ask a question?

[SuperFemme]

Who knows?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who knows?

Did you ever watch Dr Who??

[suebee]

You like British shows too?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You like British shows too?


Does it show?

[suebee]

Did you want it to?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you see the movie To Wong Fu?

[suebee]

No. Did you?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[suebee]

Would I dare say no? :|

[SuperFemme]

would you believe it if i said huh?