Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Arwen]

Are you still here?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that the question of the night?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What is the question this morning?

[Arwen]

Can we wait to have a question until I wake up?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you awake yet?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that really the question?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you unable to answer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't this watch dvds and do other things to have fun day?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't a day what you make of it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you forget that I am not very creative?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think you should be leading with that information?

[Gentle Tiger]

Hmmmm....:thinking:
Can the particle model explain the behavior of gases?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you burying the lead?

[JakeTulane]

Can we stop for an ice cream cone? please?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What is your favorite flavor??

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there time to list them all?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Could you start now?

[Gentle Tiger]

What's the rush?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Haven't you ever heard foreplay is a waste?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a golf course?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you get your balls washed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does that happen on Saturdays?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you tried it on Sunday?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't today a new day?

[Nina]

is there a reason people who should be sleeping are awake this early?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you all say pneumonia?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that something that should be said?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it not the thing getting you up this morning?

[amnesia.bfp]

Will you help me figure out who I am by clicking here (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405) to play my Planet game?

[Arwen]

What if I don't want to?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever kissed a spider monkey?

[Hollylane]

Would it have 8 eyes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you an arachnid?

[Hollylane]

Did you want to rub my multiple fuzzy legs?

[LeftWriteFemme]

will you bite me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you want Monk to bite you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who is Monk?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who is Monk??

[Hollylane]

More importantly, what is Monk?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does it wear a hood?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the roller skates?

[LeftWriteFemme]

in line skates?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were there a lot of lines?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you read between the lines?

[Hollylane]

Is there a hidden message?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you see the subliminal message
(You are inspired to write! You are creative!)?

[Hollylane]

Are you sending good vibrations?
(thank you!!!):readfineprint:

[Gentle Tiger]

Is your brain tuned into the fine print?
:glasses::readfineprint:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you exclusively write in fine print?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying that you suspect that my handwriting is overly large?

[LeftWriteFemme]

When did you provide me with a writing sample?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you get my note?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you be a doll and resend it?

[Hollylane]

If I send it via snail mail, do you think it will arrive with a slimy trail behind it?

[weatherboi]

Are you the proud owner of one slip and slide?

[Hollylane]

Would that be using water or slime?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should it be sent express our standard delivery?

[Hollylane]

Is there a standard?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know I'm irregular?

[Gentle Tiger]

If everyone is irregular, does that become the standard?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you an American Standard?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like a poodle?

[weatherboi]

Have you met my schnoodle?

[Hollylane]

Are we still talking about dogs?

[Gentle Tiger]

So now you want hot dogs?

[Hollylane]

Will you share your buns?

[Arwen]

Did I come at a bad time?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did your watch stop?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there a bad time to come?

[Gentle Tiger]

If time stands still how does it move on?

[LeftWriteFemme]

have you moved on?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you rolling on the river?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you Ike or Tina?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying I have to get a rolling pin?

[Arwen]

Are you saying you are not a big wheel?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you playing toddler on the river with the wheel?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it a Wheel of Fortune???

[Arwen]

Are you really wantin' to go there with me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that an open invitation?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you keep me if I do?

[Bohemian Rhapsody]

How long does it keep in the freezer?

[Arwen]

Should I keep that date open for both of you?

[Gentle Tiger]

So you want a table for how many?

[LeftWriteFemme]

You want me to do what on that table???

[Hollylane]

Are you making me something to eat?

[weatherboi]

Has anybody seen my chickens?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that what you are calling them these days?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that why the chickens crossed the road?

[Arwen]

Didn't you hear that the chicken crossed the road to prove to the armadillo it was possible?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't you know that was a rumor started by chickens to throw folks off their trail?

[Arwen]

Have you heard about the coffeeshop smart chickens like? :)

[LeftWriteFemme]

What is it that you like so much about chickens?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't eating chickens the reason why I have teeth?

[LeftWriteFemme]

can you count chicken teeth?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do chickens have lips?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you looked?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where are they exactly?

[weatherboi]

Are we still talking poultry?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it Fowl if we are?

[weatherboi]

Did I leave it out on the counter again?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What were you doing that you were that distracted?

[weatherboi]

did you see that big shiny thing?

[LeftWriteFemme]

could you show me how you use it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it in the closet?

[weatherboi]

are you asking me to go back in?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that okay?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is what ok?

[Hollylane]

Who's on first?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Third base??????

[Hollylane]

Isn't that kind of forward of you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are confusing forward with the left tackle?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I've got shoulders like a football player?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying that I should know?

[Hollylane]

Are you going to bring out the measuring tape?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How long is it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who said it was a straight line? What if it's a liquid?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What if I prefer a solid?

[Hollylane]

Can you do me a solid?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you like fries with that?

[Hollylane]

Can I dip them in your milkshake?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What's your favorite flavor?

[Gentle Tiger]

French fries in milkshake? Isn't that illegal? :readfineprint:

[Hollylane]

Aren't I a breaker of rules?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What rules have you broken lately?

[Hollylane]

Aren't all rules meant to be broken?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you mean to break all of them?

[Hollylane]

Is there a time limit?

[Gentle Tiger]

How many beakers are there?

[PaPa]

Beakers? Are we in science lab?

[Hollylane]

Does anyone else miss Bill Nye the Science Guy?

[JakeTulane]

Who do you think you are..?

Bill Nye the Science Guy? :koolaid:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can I join your Bill Nye missing club?

[JakeTulane]

Can you make all of us a badge?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What should it say?

[JakeTulane]

I Miss Nye?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it in the Lost and Found?

[Hollylane]

If I find it, must I return it?

[Gentle Tiger]

If something is found does that make it a good find?

[JakeTulane]

Finders keepers, losers weepers?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it possible that the character is a weepy finder?

[JakeTulane]

Does the character need a GPS or a tissue?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a GPS with a tissue?

[JakeTulane]

Is it live or is it Memorex?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does GPS stand for Girls play Sometimes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think it does?

[Gentle Tiger]

How should I know what I think?

[Nina]

How could someone not know how to answer the question?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you often underestimate inability?

[Gentle Tiger]

What is the estimate based on?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you base jump?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you see the long jumper?

[lillith]

Does this jumper make me look fat?

[Janny]

You? Look fat? Are you crazy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How did you know?

[Janny]

Do you mean "know" in the biblical sense?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have any biblical sense?

[Janny]

If I did...wouldn't I stay out of trouble?

[Gentle Tiger]

How deep is the deep end?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you going to wade in?

[Hollylane]

With or without clothing?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't clothes impede progress?

[Hollylane]

What do you think about white t-shirts as the attire of choice?

[PaPa]

Must it be white??

[Hollylane]

Would you prefer purple?

[weatherboi]

Are you asking me my preference on bruise color?

[Hollylane]

Don't you like them in a rainbow of colors?

[weatherboi]

Have you seen what's at the end of a rainbow?

[Hollylane]

Is it a pot or is it pot?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you smoke it like fish?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they sleeping with the fishes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Should I make you an offer you can't refuse?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you the God Father?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do I look like Marlon Brando to you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Weren't you supposed to bring the cake?
Folks are really slacking on their duties:|

[weatherboi]

Have you seen my list of requests?
One of em was coconut bars :)

[Gentle Tiger]

Has anyone else noticed Sister June's pattern of torturing us with food she made?

[Gentle Tiger]

Have you seen my list of requests?
One of em was coconut bars :)

Does it sound very sisterly that Sister June is somehow connected to the lists of others?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know I will stand in line to be on June's list?

[Hollylane]

Why is there always a list?

[Okiebug61]

Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which list does LWF want to be on?




Can I be on all the best lists?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a list of the best cakes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever been checked for cake crumbs?

[Gentle Tiger]

Cake crumbs or cake bites?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a preference?

[Gentle Tiger]

Which feels better to you?

[Hollylane]

Is biting someone else one of the choices?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will they taste like cake?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that create a feeding frenzy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would it be cake shark or just shark attack?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't frosting covered shark appeal to you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have a thing for frosting covered sharks?

[Hollylane]

Isn't better when every bite is sweeter?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying a sharkful with every bite?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever had goldfish pretzels with ice cream?

[Gentle Tiger]

Straight from the tank? :shocking:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can't you get your mind out of the tank????

[MrSunshine]

which tank?

[Leigh]

Our minds are in tanks?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did anyone bring the scuba gear?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you good with a bubbler?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that the latest dance taken from an older dance?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Might is actually be something else?

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/70/69913/bubble_dive_lg.jpg

[Licious]

What are you implying?

What makes you think I am implying anything?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the implication in the dance?

[Licious]

somehow got the question wrong.

REDO!

well if it were something else entirely, how would we know?


THERE HEH

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you on first name basis with said dancing cake?

[weatherboi]

Is it a strip dancing cake???

[Gentle Tiger]

You want a cake strip to hang from the ceiling?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to set a Hollylane trap?

[weatherboi]

Is the cage big enough to fit a human?

[Hollylane]

Will we need frosting for the human too?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What is a human without frosting?

[Hollylane]

Could humans be my new vessel for frosting?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are taking bites out of a frosted human on a boat?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think the frosting would get melty?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the frosted human hot?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think if the human is on a vessel, and someone is eating frosting off of said human, that it might be kind of hot?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you trying to make a hot fudge sundae with a bite of human?

[Hollylane]

When can we eat?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that the point?

[Hollylane]

Are you pointing at something?

[MrSunshine]

who are you talking to?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't there someone here?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is pointing the same as talking?

[Hollylane]

Are you giving talking points?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you complete the power point presentation?

[Hollylane]

What am I, your secretary?

[Gentle Tiger]

Personal Assistant?
:D

[Hollylane]

Do I look like the type that follows instruction?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you prefer desktop work instructions or a computer manual?

[Hollylane]

Would it offend you if I pretended to be busy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you tell me who you are pretending to be busy with?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't you busy pretending to be busy if you are pretending to be busy?:glasses:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Couldn't you do that with someone?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who would be pretending to busy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Haven't you ever pretended to play doctor????? that takes two.....

[Gentle Tiger]

Should people play doctor with cake?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Haven't you ever dissected a cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the prize ever found?

[JakeTulane]

Was it a Cracker Jack cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a busy top pretending to spin in it?

[princessbelle]

Is that the same thing as a Top who is busy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a time when a Top is not busy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does the bottom have anything to say about it?

[dixie]

Is the bottom topping the Top?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't that mean there is no bottom?

[Leigh]

Who has no bottom?

[Gentle Tiger]

But what was in the middle of the cake?

[Hollylane]

If we eat the cake, won't we find out?