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Andrew, Jr.
04-25-2011, 10:16 AM
Watching my birds and esp. my owl family this morning. They always make me smile and laugh sometimes.

sweetfemme247
04-25-2011, 10:32 AM
my aunts dog crystal waking me up to kisses

Words
04-25-2011, 11:10 AM
An awakening.

W/we've worked soooooooo hard this weekend, taking advantage of the place that W/we live in is full of Easter tourists and what that means for O/our little collectables business here in town. Profitable? Not bad. Tiring? You bet.

So this afternoon, after working hard all day, W/we take off to O/our local pub for a drink. Nothing fancy, just a long, cool, much deserved beer. Which it was, until I spotted a beautiful old cast iron water feature - a lion - slumped in a corner and clearly not being used. ''What do You think?'' I ask Daddy. ''Do You think the owner would let U/us buy it off him?'' ''I don't know,'' Hy says, ''but it wouldn't hurt to ask''. Which Hy does. Immediately. Because Hy knows it's something I want.

A few minutes later and out comes the owner. ''Yep, you can have it,'' he says, ''Just give a small dontation to the charity of your choice or give it to me for the charity of my choice.'' Which W/we do. Happily. More than happily, because it's a beautiful water feature, one that would look lovely in O/our yard, and I can't bear to see it hid away in a corner.

But how to get it home? It's iron, it's heavy, and B. can't take it in the car because Hy's had a couple of beers. ''I'll carry it,'' Hy says. And does. Not because Hy particularly wanted it, but because I did. Hys girl. Hys love. Hys wife. Who Hy wants to make happy, because that's the kind of Daddy that Hy is. In spite of the heat. In spite of Hys shitty knees. In spite of the fact that I'm a silly, silly girl who is prone to spontaneous flights of fancy.

If that wouldn't make me smile, what would?

I am blessed.

Words

JakeTulane
04-25-2011, 12:16 PM
A knowing.

Random
04-25-2011, 01:53 PM
My professor calling me a writer and giving me a HARD professional critic.

Packin'Boi
04-25-2011, 02:23 PM
The Sanity Of My Life Returning And Moving Forward

jules5041
04-25-2011, 03:54 PM
Finding out she likes me. She really, really likes me!!!!

jules

DamselFly
04-25-2011, 03:57 PM
as usual these days, my animals:
waking up to the sound of the birds outside my window
feeding nickers his bottle
feeding the hounds and the mamacat
seeing and hearing them all during the day!
namaste,
DamselFly:confused:

hpychick
04-25-2011, 04:38 PM
And this made me smile!!! Good for you sweetie!



Finding out she likes me. She really, really likes me!!!!

jules

hpychick
04-25-2011, 04:42 PM
That was excellent! He has an amazing voice - and quite the stage presence!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/25/edward-reid-britains-got-talent_n_853128.html

JustJ
04-25-2011, 05:40 PM
1. Finding out I will have a niece in a matter of months..

2. Working my last Monday at my current job..

3. Eating a giant slice of pizza from the Italian market and pizzeria downtown..

Jesse
04-25-2011, 06:02 PM
Late July Organic Vanilla Bean With Green Tea Sandwich Cookies, 9-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 6): Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food

These cookies taste just like an oreo but with way less guilt.


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K8KF6csnL._AA300_PIbundle-6,TopRight,0,0AA300_SH20_.jpg

miss entycing
04-25-2011, 06:07 PM
a very special delivery did.

msW8ing
04-26-2011, 12:59 AM
An unexpected phone call from a dear friend and hearing Hym laugh.

storyofmylife
04-26-2011, 04:36 AM
peace within:candle:

Miss Scarlett
04-26-2011, 04:39 AM
a lovely "reminder"...hoping it lasts for a while...:innocent:

Legendryder
04-26-2011, 06:26 AM
Sleeping until I woke up, no alarm, no hurry. Fresh coffee with my favorite flavored creamer. Bob being a velcro dog this morning. Lots of dog kisses and cuddling, not fussing about having to go outside because it is nice and warm already. Simply the perfect morning.

storyofmylife
04-26-2011, 06:38 AM
Sleeping until I woke up, no alarm, no hurry. Fresh coffee with my favorite flavored creamer. Bob being a velcro dog this morning. Lots of dog kisses and cuddling, not fussing about having to go outside because it is nice and warm already. Simply the perfect morning.

Bob is too Cute!

Legendryder
04-26-2011, 06:40 AM
He can be, but as a chihuahua, he can be a massive handfull. I love it when he is like he is this morning. Calm and loving. It does not happen often, but when it does I take advantage.

storyofmylife
04-26-2011, 06:55 AM
He can be, but as a chihuahua, he can be a massive handfull. I love it when he is like he is this morning. Calm and loving. It does not happen often, but when it does I take advantage.

I fully understand! ........ I have beagle and he is only calm when he is sleeping or napping LOL! Then I hav a lil' bully and completely calm.....she is my lil' couch potato LOL!
They balance me out :)

JakeTulane
04-26-2011, 06:30 PM
A productive day at work. Now home- with a thunderstorm happening.. having the windows open.. with the rain coming down.. and watching the lightning light up the sky across the lake.

Smile worthy, indeed.

justpjhere
04-26-2011, 07:34 PM
my awesome nephew patrick...while doing homework with him he told me im the smartest uncle ever...hes a great kid and that warmed my heart!!!!

undone
04-26-2011, 08:41 PM
waking up walking across the street in my pj's to sit at the edge of the ocean, in the dark listening to the birds begin to wake up as the sun comes up over the mountain behind me.
driving a long crazy road to Hana having the yummiest fish taco ever from barely a road side stand on the road out in the middle of NOWHERE!
the rare feeling of being off the grid and completely unconnected from anything but nature.
going for a night time stroll and meeting a new soul I had the pleasure of getting to know over the web
and taking lots and lot's of pictures all day long!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1999813111987&set=a.1999811871956.2118870.1143315231&type=1

Rook
04-26-2011, 08:50 PM
-=- Huggin' My old Bulls Jersey -=-
Years{maybe decade} of Hope, finally.....
~w00ttttt!!!!~
I wanna see 'em at least get the Eastern Conference again....

sweetfemme247
04-26-2011, 08:50 PM
winning 25 dollars on a scratch ticket

girl_dee
04-26-2011, 08:58 PM
she loves the blankets that are being made!

Isadora
04-27-2011, 12:46 AM
The family all watching the Canucks win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hockey: Then for punishment making me watch Monster Bugs. :freak:

Kenna
04-27-2011, 04:42 AM
Law of the Garbage Truck


One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out
of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car
by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and
started yelling at us.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was
really friendly.
So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car
and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the
Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around
full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of
disappointment.
As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes
they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.

Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage
and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take
over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,

so ... Love the people who treat you right.

Pray for the ones who don't.

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Have a garbage-free day!

:ohm:

Miss Scarlett
04-27-2011, 05:01 AM
A mountain of fresh strawberries smothered in yogurt and sprinkled with almonds...:awww:

Some delightful "reminders"...:innocent:

Bootboi
04-27-2011, 05:56 AM
Hearing "Good Morning Daddy"

girl_dee
04-27-2011, 06:00 AM
Saying

"Good Morning Daddi"

Sweet_Amor_Taino
04-27-2011, 07:44 AM
Sitting out on my balcony, drinking a strong cup of coffee while my Hercules lay by my feet, a cool breeze and a visit from my friend the humming bird coming to feed from the feeder. I try taking a photograph but my battery needed charging.. I will try this evening when she/he returns. I need to name him /her soon. I always name my humming birds. Each year I have at least two that visit morning and evening.


Its a good day and I wish you all a good day also!!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/lissame73/my%20art/coffee.gif

Andrew, Jr.
04-27-2011, 10:03 AM
Today is the first day I have seen and heard my hummingbirds! I am just so excited. They will land on my shoulders and head to rest. I just love them so. I know what you mean Sweet Amor Taino. It's awesome.

Guy
04-27-2011, 10:34 AM
Knowing my furboy Eddy is going to be okay, after rushing him to the Vet early this morning.

JakeTulane
04-27-2011, 11:14 AM
Waking up to a warm day ... with the breeze coming through My open windows off the lake...and kind words from friends.

Ms. Meander
04-27-2011, 01:33 PM
I am smiling today because I received an A on my research paper and gave a successful group presentation in which I acted as facilitator.

I am smiling today because I am way better at this school thing than I would have dared imagine. It feels damn good and I'm quite proud.

sweetfemme247
04-27-2011, 02:08 PM
going to sleep at 3am waking up at 8am to take the hogs to the butcher......... one was 140 pounds another was 162 and the other was 190 in all without the bones and such....... it was a good day for me, so far.

girl_dee
04-27-2011, 04:47 PM
Windows open !

The_Lady_Snow
04-27-2011, 04:50 PM
Catching up with Mike, and that's about it after the horse story.

violaine
04-27-2011, 05:37 PM
a claw hammer got stuck in a wig during a swing [at a car] and she yanked the wig off her head.

Miss Scarlett
04-27-2011, 07:01 PM
For Administrative Professionals Day my boss gave me some beautiful flowers with a card signed from her and the dog...:awww:

scootebaby
04-27-2011, 07:20 PM
1.) my dr walking in the room and that Lady Antebellum song was playing--something about it being 1am and being drunk she looks at me and says "i love this song--havent we all had a moment like that?"

2)getting results of MRI..as she is reading it to me i start stressing about being off work,not knowing what was next and started tensing up and making myself hurt..suddenly the dr puts her hand on my knee,looks over her glasses at me and says "ok stop acting out its not that bad" then proceeded to pat my leg in an almost motherly way

hpychick
04-27-2011, 07:25 PM
Heard earlier this evening: "Is it okay if I'm a complete pig right now?"

Heard later this evening: "You're a peach."

justpjhere
04-27-2011, 08:21 PM
cheese puffs
cadbury eggs
coffee
toothpicks
more coffee:clap::cracked::pile::happyjump:

Nurse Darlin
04-27-2011, 08:32 PM
My daughter found out today she is allergic to cows. When she was told that now she can't be a bullrider she declared quite convincingly "bulls aren't cows!!":fastdraq:

Yeehaw!!

lionpaw
04-27-2011, 09:31 PM
My wife teasing me lovingly and telling me that she got it honest---from her Dad.

Tommi
04-27-2011, 09:43 PM
Driving around at lunchtime to find a quiet place we could place a conference call we came upon a huge lake. A beautiful park with swans, and geese and turtles.

Bridges over running streams and rocky waterfalls flowing into the lake, The Chinese orchid trees in full lavender bloom. Small model sailboats enjoying the breeze, sails blowing in the wind.

It was hard to go back to the site and finish the day.

Sweet_Amor_Taino
04-27-2011, 09:55 PM
I finally took pictures of my freinds the hummingbird that visits me each morning and evening. I also took pictures of Bluebonnets on Congress Street. I will try and post.

Luv
04-27-2011, 11:13 PM
One of my neighbors asking about my car and complimenting it :) But i still misss my convertible.

JakeTulane
04-28-2011, 08:54 AM
Waking up to sunshine, a cool breeze, and a voicemail.

:moonstars:

bright_arrow
04-28-2011, 09:06 AM
Walking into David Bridal yesterday.. It was entirely empty, our consultant was at the table and the lady that helped us originally was behind the registers. She saw us and said "There's my brides!" :D
Waking up next to my hunny :love1:
Kitty batting at a new toy :blueheels:

We'll be going to see our horse, then back to shower and get ready for the Rainbow Alliance dinner tonight.

Dress and heels, ooh la la! :bunchflowers:

sweetfemme247
04-28-2011, 09:27 AM
Oh I am so happy.... i woke up this morning not knowing but i was approved for my unemployement..... I got a 354 dollar check but it will be all gone in a couple days getting all my bills paid.

violaine
04-28-2011, 10:14 AM
:bunchflowers:two people responded about the homeless elderly woman sleeping on concrete at the publix plaza. she is getting help.

Legendryder
04-28-2011, 10:41 AM
Me and Bob sharing an order of fries from McDonalds. He eats them with gusto and will act up if they are not McDonalds fries. Not saying he will not eat other fries, but he does it under protest.

kannon
04-28-2011, 11:44 AM
1) a phone conversation with a special girl....J

2) and getting a smiley face hug.

justpjhere
04-28-2011, 06:35 PM
seeing the omg i finally understand light bulbs over my trainees heads...

Rook
04-28-2011, 06:59 PM
After almost a week or 2 of Rains in such a way that my yard resembled a kiddie Pool, this morning's Bright Sunrise was a ray of hope for me.
My yard was dangerously close to Landlord-mowed [they charge 65.00 per hour, money-grubbing pricks].
I grabbed a broom, swept up Debris, mumbled a few morning Prayers (including one where I'd snicker with 'sweeping the bad out, major bad, weeds and all..'), lit a few white candles for various personal reasons, and sat under the big Tree, while enjoying the morning, I quietly prayed for an entirely Sunny day so I could at least get some yard work done....
After a stressful day with the Eye Physician {Vocational Rehab wants to cover all bases before the Fall Quarter starts and I pick up on Pre-Law courses through a History/Philosophy Major and work from there...}, I was treated to DQ wafflecone sundae(butterscotch and snickers, yum), I fed a few black birds that had a blue-green "hood" feathers, resembled mother-of-pearl, a few bits of the waffle cone..I'm curious about their species...
Got Home, fed fuel to lawnmower {new lawnmower has a bag, w00000t-joygasm!-}, Looked up, clouds looked iffy, but the sun was out, neighbor chick was mowing across street, waved, I waved back with a small grin.
Turned ball cap back, and went to work...
It did stall briefly....grass clogged..-mumbles-...
Once that was done...I had a blast..
I'd pause briefly sometimes [to rest, and survey my progress...blade still runnin, but i shook it briefly to make sure no clog]..
Once our small piece of land was properly and neatly trimmed -ahem-, I was pleased, felt accomplished..
Relieved.
I saw the skies get very dark, and street lights go on while I was doing final touches, I started cleaning the lawnmower, and Rain started to trickle...
I did collect the remnants, and rain came down more and more...
Looked up and smiled with "Alright, alright, I get it, Most heartfelt humble gratitude for the Blessings! " my brother glanced at me like I lost my mind when I rushed in, cuz the rain just started pouring hard, and I actually giggled when the screen slammed from the wind....
:)

Miss Scarlett
04-29-2011, 04:51 AM
Yesterday - the unexpected opportunity to give a very special young man a gift i had for him, a yummy dinner and loads of silly laughter when i realised i had committed an underestimation and its "consequences"...:giggle:

hpychick
04-29-2011, 05:07 AM
An incredibly sweet message left on my Visitor's page this morning. *blush*

DomnNC
04-29-2011, 08:32 AM
Yesterday - the unexpected opportunity to give a very special young man a gift i had for him, a yummy dinner and loads of silly laughter when i realised i had committed an underestimation and its "consequences"...:giggle:

Yep, unestimation will bite ya on the ass everytime, lmfao.

Abigail Crabby
04-29-2011, 12:16 PM
Coming home and finding out the Wee One hadn't eaten all my sugar free Easter Candy :)

bigbutchmistie
04-29-2011, 12:28 PM
My Boss telling me what a good job I'm doing

A woman at the bbq place today telling me she wished her husband had blue eyes like mine. I blushed lol

PinkieLee
04-29-2011, 12:34 PM
What made me smile today...

Finding fancy margarita glasses at Dollar Tree (just in time for friends coming over tonight)!

Scorp
04-29-2011, 12:43 PM
The beautiful, sunny day here and feeling a cool/warm breeze surrounding my whole being (as I'm hanging out laundry and the winds are taking it everywhere and it's all tangled up as I'm fighting the clothesline). But yeah what a lovely day here in New England...

DomnNC
04-29-2011, 12:53 PM
Yep, unestimation will bite ya on the ass everytime, lmfao.

Well heck, that should be underestimation, lol

Thanks Violaine!!

Pixie
04-29-2011, 03:01 PM
Meeting up with one of the best friends one can have....prepping for tomorrow....almost dying driving around dallas....catching up on all that we missed...eating too much...and shopping for things we don't need.....

How to not smile today? :D

Andrew, Jr.
04-29-2011, 03:04 PM
Watching the Royal Wedding plus seeing Sir Elton John & His Partner David;

Talking with my neighbors;

Dino running around the backyard and then falling asleep like a lamb in the grass with his ears blowing back from the wind blowing;

Getting a doctor's appointment that I needed.

Starbuck
04-29-2011, 05:56 PM
At lunch I saw a brand new baby being held by her daddy; she was so tiny! :balloon:

Jesse
04-29-2011, 06:01 PM
My entire house smells like fresh baked bread and roasted garlic. :)

Miss Scarlett
04-29-2011, 06:24 PM
Yesterday - the unexpected opportunity to give a very special young man a gift i had for him, a yummy dinner and loads of silly laughter when i realised i had committed an underestimation and its "consequences"...:giggle:

Yep, unestimation will bite ya on the ass everytime, lmfao.

Well heck, that should be underestimation, lol

Thanks Violaine!!

"Un" or "Under"...it still bit me on the tail but dang if it wasn't absolutely hysterical and a whole lotta fun to boot! :rofl:

~Bo
04-29-2011, 07:44 PM
Watching the Royal Wedding. It was great. :)

Medusa
04-29-2011, 10:25 PM
Just got back from Toad Suck Daze and the Kris Allen concert- had a ball and bought some limeade!

Have the Gay Rodeo tomorrow and then cookout with friends on Sunday.

Mtn
04-29-2011, 10:31 PM
Watching the recap of the royal wedding with the girl, even over the distance, love making the best of it. Sylvie thanks for being a bright shiny place in my days, xoxo Daddy

WhiteTigress
04-29-2011, 10:49 PM
Finding OutSmart magazine in the foyer of the restaurant where we had dinner tonight. And we were close to home, and nowhere near gay-town. :)

WT

girl_dee
04-30-2011, 05:08 AM
Waking up to the SUN!!!

Daktari
04-30-2011, 06:46 AM
Being woken up at stupid o'clock in the afternoon (it's 1.45pm now and I'm on my first vat of tea) to be told the Fag Father has bought severalty metres of gingham in preparation for our dragged up Big Pride Picnic....woooooohooooooo! :happyjump:

hpychick
04-30-2011, 06:54 AM
a friend using the word *jerkweed*

hahahaha

Luv
04-30-2011, 03:47 PM
Thursady I took a test in my cardiopulmonary class and was all worried about it. Grades were posted this morning,,shock !! I got a 94%,,thats an "A" yay !! :cheer: Time for a coke and a cookie ! :)

Jesse
04-30-2011, 03:58 PM
A funny, sweet friend. :)

bright_arrow
04-30-2011, 04:01 PM
One hour conversation with my 'bro' :sunglass:

storyofmylife
04-30-2011, 04:47 PM
:moonstars:.....................

JakeTulane
04-30-2011, 07:05 PM
As I sat along the edge of a canal bed (eating a slice of pizza) where I had learned how to fish so many years ago taught to Me by My late grandpa. A mama and her ducklings, about six total still small and fuzzy came waddling along the water's edge. You could see how fiercely she was protecting them. She would stop walking when they did. It was definately smile-worthy.

chefhottie25
04-30-2011, 07:12 PM
feeling the love of my baby

Elijah
04-30-2011, 07:17 PM
A friend request.

girl_dee
04-30-2011, 07:31 PM
Spending most of the day outside

Sun on my skin

Ride on Daddi's tractor

Bee pics

Sister coming home early

Good dinner

FIRE!!!

hpychick
04-30-2011, 09:02 PM
Offering Cowboy a piece of ice to chew on, which he refused.

Offering the same piece of ice to Jack, who chomped on it.

Offering another piece of ice to Cowboy, which he tried to chomp on but couldn't, so he licked it - inside his mouth. I chuckled out loud!

Gráinne
04-30-2011, 10:19 PM
Had a great lunch with Medusa, NiceGuy, and several other planeteers :). More than looking forward to the reunion in October. Thank you, friends!

little_ms_sunshyne
04-30-2011, 11:52 PM
A conversation with T about our possible sex life 50 years from now...I love the "What if Game"...

Me: What if you were missing 2 fingers?
T: I have another hand
Me:What if they were two fingers on each hand?
T: Why does all the bad shit have to happen to me!
Me: Cause I am a teacher...You work in a far more dangerous field..It could happen lol
T: Fine..What if you broke your hip then?

Yes and it went on and on...I don't know why I think this is sooo freakin funny!

bright_arrow
05-01-2011, 12:10 AM
Resolving issues that stressed me out the night before
Conversations with multiple people
News that my bestie may indeed be coming in for the wedding
Cat cuddles
Vacation packages with flyers from Vermont - all the rural photos, farms and barns and campgrounds
Coming to the realization that despite my physical age, my mental self is quite content with having a home and a family - no need to get anything 'out of' my system

Mtn
05-01-2011, 12:27 AM
A very silly day at work, sunshine, some yum, and at the end of the day, my girl's sweet voice. :)

Diva
05-01-2011, 08:04 AM
The birth of The Breast Project this morning!

VERY exciting!

JustLovelyJenn
05-01-2011, 09:24 AM
My son... and his new "Ultimate Paper Airplane" book....

Miss Scarlett
05-01-2011, 09:39 AM
Home Depot commercial...reminded me of something i was told last night...:innocent:

Andrew, Jr.
05-01-2011, 10:27 AM
*Forgiveness

*Playing with my furkids

*Talking with my adopted sister

*Talking and spending time with Rosie and her sister

justpjhere
05-01-2011, 12:23 PM
cheesepuffs in bed and a great conversation...:goodscore:

DamonK
05-01-2011, 12:38 PM
Waking up with my baby in bed
Gonna cuddle up....

And finding a warm sleepy Peppa

Playing with Peppa ears

Waffles

hpychick
05-01-2011, 12:39 PM
gKH2z32cs4Q

AtLast
05-01-2011, 12:56 PM
Sunshine and less physical pain! Lets dance!!

Duchess
05-01-2011, 01:45 PM
cz3zi8sweYA

Ms. Tabitha
05-01-2011, 02:00 PM
His Friday!!

:toast:

hpychick
05-01-2011, 02:42 PM
A bag of these. SweeTarts and Spree - all in one.

Can you say *gleeeeeee*

http://media4.candyaddict.com/items/ep.yimg.com/130/ca-I-candywarehouse_2152_1099886659

dixie
05-01-2011, 08:44 PM
A great day with a good friend grilling out and going to the herb festival, and a phone call that totally cracked me up and made my day. :)

BullDog
05-01-2011, 08:46 PM
Lots and lots of sunshine in Portland today, going to a Latin Jazz concert with my friends, the prospect of birthday cake for breakfast tomorrow. :D

WingsOnFire
05-01-2011, 08:53 PM
Seeing my clean table with my scrapbooking stuff I picked back up at my best friends house.. I am excited about being creative. :waitinggirl:

bigbutchmistie
05-01-2011, 08:54 PM
Being told I was rigjt by a friend who HATES it cause I always am lol

violaine
05-01-2011, 11:14 PM
http://www.connecticutspecialeducationlawyer.com/guest-posts/bullying-of-kids-with-disabilities-how-one-young-man-took-back-control/

storyofmylife
05-02-2011, 05:27 AM
my daughter and the baby:stillheart:

hpychick
05-02-2011, 07:33 PM
Not a direct quote, but it went something like this...

"Putting make-up on your face would be like putting a sticker on the Mona Lisa...You don't mess with something that's already perfect."

And...this also later made me cry...because that the sorta girl I am.

justkim
05-03-2011, 06:36 AM
Good morning! With all of the ugliness going on here is something bound to make you smile...
I only know how to do the linky thing because it is not a youtube...
I do hope you enjoy it!

http://www.dogwork.com/kddk2b/

Sparkle
05-03-2011, 07:06 AM
Tuesday morning beginner violins are getting quite *good* :)

I no longer require extra earplugs in my office.

Although I will now have 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' stuck in my head all day. :|

Abigail Crabby
05-03-2011, 07:12 AM
Good results from my bloodwork yesterday

Two more and I'm in the clear :)

PinkieLee
05-03-2011, 12:50 PM
What made me smile today...

Text message girl talking with Diamondrose

wimsiclegirl
05-03-2011, 01:17 PM
A perfectly timed text message and the anticipation of a good night talk :)

Ohhh ohhh yeah...and chocolate cake! (Yummy!!!)

dixie
05-03-2011, 02:43 PM
good friends, random phone calls, and an A+ on my psych project

storyofmylife
05-03-2011, 02:53 PM
he did..........:stillheart:

miss entycing
05-03-2011, 03:02 PM
he did..........:stillheart:


i second that.
:)

Luv
05-03-2011, 03:22 PM
UNITED STATES CHECK LIST
Saddam Hussein ☑
Osama Bin Laden ☑
Westboro Church ☐

UofMfan
05-03-2011, 03:23 PM
0oZv5d4tLKw

hpychick
05-03-2011, 03:31 PM
LMAO LMAO..... 0oZv5d4tLKw

Deborah
05-03-2011, 03:37 PM
Hiring a new work-study student that totally impressed me :bunchflowers:

....after firing two this morning that just didn't get it.....

princessbelle
05-03-2011, 04:25 PM
After having to get up early on my day off (no bitterness here) and having to go in for a meeting at 8:30 (again no bitterness).....

Having a wonderful afternoon in my jammies, coloring, listening to the rain outside, cuddling with bella and watching reruns of "House".

Lovely.

hpychick
05-03-2011, 04:47 PM
You rock my world girl! (You probably detest Country music. LOL)

CymYVnJjK3o

PaPa
05-03-2011, 04:51 PM
Today, I received my grade for our group project. I was not in agreement with the class about the format, but we did pull a 9/10 for the grade. YES! I guess sometimes I just need to sit back and trust others instead of always wanting to take control. Perfection isn't always top priority. *Smile.

justpjhere
05-03-2011, 04:54 PM
a phone convo with my buddy about oreos and whole milk..."wait wait what did you say??? uh what do you mean Ken?? lol" needed that laugh alot...

girl_dee
05-03-2011, 05:17 PM
finding treasures :):present:

Starbuck
05-03-2011, 05:22 PM
Secret kisses in the elevator :seeingstars:

hpychick
05-03-2011, 06:20 PM
disaster averted

Miss Scarlett
05-03-2011, 06:51 PM
Handy little number block thing offered by my cell provider...now if i only had one for the office phone...

Bard
05-03-2011, 09:38 PM
Seeing my Girl smile when we walked in the door as she saw the stuff I got for her at Old Navy . almost as much as i got a kick out of bringing her lunch and flowers to work today golly I like being on vacation

bright_arrow
05-03-2011, 10:15 PM
Getting dropped off at work by the boi so hy could borrow the truck
Boi coming to my work to bring me lunch and a bouquet of flowers
Everyone oohing and ahhing over said flowers :p
Walking arm in arm in the rain
Seeing some new clothes for me at home
Homemade dinner
Talking

Sometimes I just look over at hym and I get all warm and fuzzy inside and smile like a dork :)

dixie
05-04-2011, 06:36 AM
The wake up call that kept me from oversleeping at work. :)

Admin
05-04-2011, 08:21 AM
I'm starting to do some bulk ordering of Dorothy Allison's books for the Reunion :)

(this REALLY needs to go in the "What brought you joy today?" thread because it DID!)

Sparkle
05-04-2011, 08:34 AM
My friends.

Not just because they are so good to me (and they are *so good* to me)

But because they are so good to each other.

Medusa
05-04-2011, 11:09 AM
Thinking about this:


Jack fell asleep and our new kitten, Queen Yoda, took up her proper residence: (and yes, Jack's face is STILL black and blue from her wood-splitter incident over 6 weeks ago!!)


http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt266/butchfemmeplanet/kibby.jpg

JakeTulane
05-04-2011, 12:33 PM
On a day when I needed it more than any other.. I walked outside to find a surprise in My mailbox.. from one of the kindest and sweetest people I know.

:moonstars:

MsTinkerbelly
05-04-2011, 04:35 PM
I pick up my 16 year old niece after I pick up my daughter at school and take her home as a favor to my Sister when my niece has Cheer practice and gets out of school late.

Today I tell my niece via text “I’ll see you later, same bat time...same bat channel”. She responds with “huh?”

I feel sooooooooooo old.

LOL:koolaid:

Soon
05-04-2011, 05:21 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-K4RI1geoivU/TcE8joIY-oI/AAAAAAABE0g/jLWjL2g4XH4/s400/MothersDay.gif

Mister Bent
05-04-2011, 07:21 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/-5.jpg

Miss Scarlett
05-04-2011, 07:35 PM
Windows wide open tonight and loads of cool, fresh air coming into the house...

JustJo
05-04-2011, 07:43 PM
Ice cube attacks :giggle:

girl_dee
05-04-2011, 08:09 PM
Looking at pics of the Ocean I took while spending a fun weekend getaway with one crazy femme I know.

Packin'Boi
05-04-2011, 08:10 PM
Winning a Bet

justkim
05-04-2011, 08:25 PM
Crazy is an understatement... The weather gave us a run for our money the first night... After that I don't think it could have gotten anymore perfect... I would go back to that place in a heart beat just to enjoy that beach again... only to visit you know...




Looking at pics of the Ocean I took while spending a fun weekend getaway with one crazy femme I know.

Bard
05-04-2011, 09:21 PM
my girl stopping playing WOW to play frontiervill :cowboihorse:with me and send me stuff.. golly gee she loves me me don't she:farmtractor:

justpjhere
05-04-2011, 09:26 PM
being reinstated to text status:jester:

bright_arrow
05-04-2011, 09:33 PM
my girl stopping playing WOW to play frontiervill :cowboihorse:with me and send me stuff.. golly gee she loves me me don't she:farmtractor:

My sweetie taking me to lunch while the truck got fixed

sylvie
05-05-2011, 05:29 AM
- my friend (who lives across the street) calling me & laughing at 8am because she looked out her window and could see me dancing and singing while tidying around the living room, and saying she's never seen someone enjoy housework so much LOL..

she should see me doing dishes, when i grab that big spoon and start singing - *does a supastar pose*

it is such fun being me!! *grinz* =)

girl_dee
05-05-2011, 06:32 AM
Printing maps!....
:carride:

Tommi
05-05-2011, 07:23 AM
:greendollar::greendollar: TAX Check :greendollar::greendollar:

storyofmylife
05-05-2011, 07:32 AM
:moonstars:
last night(f)

UofMfan
05-05-2011, 10:30 AM
Planning a 3-day weekend getaway with my dear and close friends.

moxie
05-05-2011, 03:26 PM
The snowflakes one of the kids I see made me.

dixie
05-05-2011, 03:38 PM
Those random phone calls that "echo" as if someone snuck off to the bathroom to call. Cracks me up...LOL

princessbelle
05-05-2011, 03:47 PM
The quietness of the road. The sunshine thawing out my soul. The smell of freshly cut green grass coming through my window. Truth. Friends. Warmth and happy thoughts.

shadows papa
05-05-2011, 03:50 PM
Taking and PASSING my comprehensive FINAL final of my college career then calling Miss Pink and telling her that I really am gonna graduate Saturday.... made me smile BIG!!!!:byebye:

Dreams
05-05-2011, 04:20 PM
Cinco de Mayo celebrates the Mexican victory over the French army in 1862. And it's celebrated the same way it was won, with a lot of shots....Ellen Degeneres

Ms. Tabitha
05-05-2011, 05:09 PM
His Friday!
Relaxing weekend ahead

:byebye:

JustJo
05-05-2011, 06:59 PM
Going for a slow evening stroll with Scoote on the jetty....waves crashing on the sides....sunset over our left shoulders. :lips:

blackboot
05-05-2011, 07:09 PM
Dinner plans in Waikiki to watch the sunset with my love.

StillettoDoll
05-05-2011, 08:10 PM
Went to visit my BFF today! We sat outside on rocking chairs watching the trains go by.

Miss Scarlett
05-05-2011, 08:15 PM
Watching the 2007 version of Hairspray and laughing at how much John Travolta (as Edna Turnblad) looks like my sister-in-law...:rofl:

Bard
05-05-2011, 08:31 PM
A very good day productive to say the least, we got stuff to build our bookcase got the grill my sweetie got for me for our anniversary put together the bistro set that I got for her. stained the wood for the said bookcase cooked a wonderful dinner of Flank steak salt potatoes corn on the cob and asparagus.. then we had desert out on the porch.. a day of just being together it don't get any better then that:wine::bunchflowers:

~Bo
05-06-2011, 03:02 AM
Time spent on Yahoo messenger last night. ;)

Blade
05-06-2011, 03:31 AM
waking up knowing it is Friday

msW8ing
05-06-2011, 08:34 AM
Waking up to a very sweet messege. Talking with someone who proves that chivalry does indeed still exist and there are still good guys out there.

violaine
05-06-2011, 03:53 PM
i went to new smyrna beach today and walked forever. within my view, there were pelicans gliding effortlessly over grassland, and within moments, these lofty birds were close to blue-green ocean breaking white caps; the shoreline was alive with zig-zagging sand-fog about my feet, and i found enough feathers to hold in two hands. seven pelicans eventually left my field of vision, and were spaced evenly in a row over curls in the water- the best. long lifespans, a pelican can reach 43 years of age.

SnackTime
05-06-2011, 03:59 PM
Lunch with GREAT company

WingsOnFire
05-06-2011, 04:29 PM
Seeing Sir's post from this morning on the Dear thread... And knowing Tuesday we will be celebrating our second anniversary..

Andrew, Jr.
05-06-2011, 05:47 PM
Pelicans! I love pelicans. I love to see their pink skin and feet. And watch them eat. Oh what a joy! They are such amazing birds.

Belle, I have to agree with you on the birds. Is this close to Juniper?

Pixie
05-06-2011, 08:34 PM
My papabear coming home from a set up that his coworkers planned, grinning from ear to ear eager to fill me in.....only then to call her as promised and lose time with new beginnings...

A smile....doesn't even begin to cover it!

WingsOnFire
05-06-2011, 09:21 PM
My papabear coming home from a set up that his coworkers planned, grinning from ear to ear eager to fill me in.....only then to call her as promised and lose time with new beginnings...

A smile....doesn't even begin to cover it!


That is so precious Eonni. I am glad you dad had a good time.

dixie
05-06-2011, 09:48 PM
Both of my grandmothers are still living. The younger one (my dad's mother) who used to be the most active now suffers from Parkinsons. The last time I saw her, just a few weeks ago, she just had a slight shake in both of her hands. Now, she also has a "twitch" (not really sure what to call it) in her mouth and jaw, and has started to "sway" her head back and forth (not quite the serious shaking yet). It was really sad to see, because she has always been so vibrant and outgoing, and now because of the illness she rarely leaves the house because she's afraid that people will laugh at her if she spills something or starts shaking more.

What makes me smile, is that today we went over to her house because she called wanting "the full treatment". We trimmed and dyed her hair (the usual burgundy it's been since I was born), gave her a manicure (the usual hot pink), and did her makeup (with the usual fire-engine red lipstick). It absolutely tickled me to death that she wanted to get all dolled up for tonight. Also shocked that she was dolling up because she had accepted my dad's invitation to dinner.

Every year it's become tradition for my dad and my son to take all the ladies out for a Mother's Day dinner. They took me, my mom, both grandmothers and my great aunt out to our favorite seafood restaurant. It made me smile to spend time with the special ladies in my family, and especially that the one grandma had such a great time without worrying about her illness. I <3 my family. :)

Jesse
05-06-2011, 11:16 PM
Phone calls from friends

KatieStar
05-07-2011, 01:32 AM
Thoughtful and sweet words... I am lucky :)

bright_arrow
05-07-2011, 06:59 AM
Waking up to my honey in military uniform :rrose:

Oiler41
05-07-2011, 07:14 AM
The same thing that makes me smile every day,,starting my day off by waking up next to my beautiful wife!

Glynn

Scorp
05-07-2011, 07:34 AM
- Knowing today is going to be a day of leisure. No need to be anywhere at a specific time.

- Cuddling with my honey, while one of our fur babies was contently sleeping on my chest.

- Having coffee and watching the different birds at the bird feeders and the squirrels happily jumping around in the green grass playing with another.

- Weighing in and reaching a 25 lb. weight loss victory (so far)

JakeTulane
05-07-2011, 07:42 AM
Talking to the "flower shoppers". :bouquet:

lionpaw
05-07-2011, 07:55 AM
Waking up with my wife and her beautiful smile....Just hearing her voice the first thing in the a.m......Her infectious laughter and her oh so precious soul....I am very blessed.....That's why I smile.....:)

hpychick
05-07-2011, 08:00 AM
"I'm sleeeeeeeping!"

:beddybye:

Laerkin
05-07-2011, 08:24 AM
Planted my 100% organic, heirloom vegetable garden today! :D

Fingers crossed the babies turn into full grown tummy-yummy food.

LediskoLove99
05-07-2011, 08:33 AM
My best friend, she's good at making me smile or laugh even when I want to be pissed off.

That and I have a slurpee and it makes me happy. Haha.

Blade
05-07-2011, 09:02 AM
2 more gallons of fresh strawberries........now if I could just find the ice cream maker

~Bo
05-07-2011, 09:07 AM
"I'm sleeeeeeeping!"

:beddybye:




Waaaaaaaaaake

Upppppppppp!!!! :drummer:

hee hee hee......:giggle:

Kenna
05-07-2011, 09:52 AM
Making my Mom's recipe for [Low Cal] Strawberry Dream Cream Pie
:cheer::cheesy::cheesy::eating:

Tommi
05-07-2011, 09:55 AM
SCORP's Random Post here--: (http://www.dogwork.com/index-3.html)

violaine
05-07-2011, 10:45 AM
pneumatophores

SnackTime
05-07-2011, 10:56 AM
Morning conversations

Starting a new fitness program

Starting new program on the right foot

The great start to our mornings

Andrew, Jr.
05-07-2011, 12:52 PM
Putting on some shorts from years ago. They fit! WooHoo!

msW8ing
05-07-2011, 12:58 PM
You gonna add some aged balsamic vinegar to it? 2 more gallons of fresh strawberries........now if I could just find the ice cream maker

Daktari
05-07-2011, 01:30 PM
Sitting outside at Toast with the Fag Father eating, drinking and watching hordes of 'young farmers' who have invaded our town in their thousands for their yearly conference (piss-up). Can we help it that they gave us so much to be evil bitches about? :giggle:









...to be fair I'd rather have the YF's in town than the usual Stag and Hen night calamities.

theoddz
05-07-2011, 01:34 PM
Hearing Mother's excitement and joy on the phone when her Mother's Day flowers arrived. :awww::heartbeat::bouquet:

She's the best Mom a fellow could ever have!!! :stillheart::thumbsup:

She also told me that she was looking forward to watching "Becoming Chaz" on the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN), this coming Tuesday evening. It does my heart good to know that she's trying so hard to accept and understand my journey. At 89 years old, I know it hasn't been easy for her, but she's trying. :winky:

Yay Mother!!!! :cheer::kissy::rose:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

Miss Scarlett
05-07-2011, 03:24 PM
2 gallons of the most wonderful strawberries ever!

A delightful (and naughty) new sparkly something! :innocent:

And a couple of other shiny new things...LOL

Dreams
05-07-2011, 03:29 PM
New Math..:glasses:

hpychick
05-07-2011, 03:30 PM
Being loved more than Wal-Mart.

SnackTime
05-07-2011, 04:29 PM
Morning conversations

Starting a new fitness program

Starting new program on the right foot

The great start to our mornings

This is a continuance...

Watching my bro graduate from the PTA Program

Watching Tickled and Shad during the "Pinning Ceremony"

dixie
05-07-2011, 04:44 PM
~Another visit with my Aunt Rosie.

~Going for ice cream with the fam.

~A very unexpected phone call from a sweet, shy Cali boi with an amazing smile.

~My hibiscus is looking bee-u-tiful today.

~The wise and all knowing DaddyJune giving me a much appreciated heads-up. Eventhough she did let Billy's dingo eat my unicorn. :|

It's just been a good day all around. :)

Blade
05-07-2011, 06:21 PM
Making my Mom's recipe for [Low Cal] Strawberry Dream Cream Pie
:cheer::cheesy::cheesy::eating:

It is dreamy too...........yummy lish

msW8ing
05-07-2011, 10:54 PM
Watching my mentally challenged mini scottie chewing bubble gum.

Andrew, Jr.
05-08-2011, 01:07 PM
Having a neighbor call me to pick up a frog that was in their backyard.

Mitmo01
05-08-2011, 01:18 PM
Waking up and coming into the computer room to see my beautiful love sitting there with the headphones on having her own personal concert.....it was so adorable....

WolfyOne
05-08-2011, 01:22 PM
Reading a post one of my brother's put on his FB about his mom, my stepmom in his blog. I thought he did a fine job on it and I added a comment of my own. Thinking about it, still puts a smile on my face.....of course, he is my favorite brother out of 5 :)

Mitmo01
05-08-2011, 02:44 PM
http://www.viceland.com/int/v17n2/htdocs/meow-meow-meow-329.php


lmfaooooooooo i have 4 kitties...two of which would do very well in a tokyo coffee house lol

and this is hilarious too....http://www.slate.com/id/2293232/

Legendryder
05-09-2011, 08:39 AM
I found out this morning that anything 93 or above is an A in my new school. Hell yeah!!! My GPA is gonna be rockin'!!

theoddz
05-11-2011, 08:54 AM
This!!!! :D

7v3d_lJ6UKk

Who couldn't sport a smile with a little good ol' fashioned humor from Bob Hope, everyone's favorite singing cowboy, Roy Rogers...... and oh-so-lovely "legs forever" Jane Russell??? :winky:

~Theo~ :bouquet:......has that song in my head now. :|:winky:

bright_arrow
05-11-2011, 09:09 AM
My partner being hys super adorable, too-much-sugar, goofy self :)
Pastor e-mailing me back (although pre-martial counseling is required)
Finding out that another pastor blessing us, exchanging written vows, exchanging rings and hand-fasting can all be done :rrose:

redrose
05-11-2011, 09:24 AM
a friend from New Jersey visited the Philippines again :)

PinkieLee
05-11-2011, 09:45 AM
What made me smile today...

My mom calling bright & early to ask me out to lunch.

Miss Scarlett
05-11-2011, 08:00 PM
An invitation to my niece's graduation from UNCC this Saturday. i am so proud of her!

Hmmmm....am thinking she was just born...LOL

Leigh
05-11-2011, 08:25 PM
My honey did :-)

JakeTulane
05-11-2011, 08:47 PM
That "french pressed coffee bit".

justpjhere
05-11-2011, 09:23 PM
my mom telling me that shes totally proud of me......

Lillie
05-11-2011, 10:30 PM
one of my residents whom I took off all her meds (due to an unknown allergy) who has alzheimers actually call me by name today. She hasn't done that in a year and a half!..

it make me smile and tear up just a bit.

i love you miss doreen!:rrose:

dixie
05-12-2011, 10:09 AM
Grades are in. All A's except for one B. Woot woot!! :D

Duchess
05-12-2011, 05:24 PM
Solitude..finally :cheerleader:

scootebaby
05-12-2011, 05:40 PM
Even tho i am off work,and am having to fight WC for my weekly paycheck,my sweetie agreed to let me buy $100 worth of Elvis presley stuff(originally for my mom) off Craigslist. After getting it home and skimming thru it all, we realized if we were to sell it off it would bring us 8-10 times min what i paid for it.(now mom isnt getting it) I have such a wonderful girlfriend

JustJo
05-12-2011, 05:54 PM
Even tho i am off work,and am having to fight WC for my weekly paycheck,my sweetie agreed to let me buy $100 worth of Elvis presley stuff(originally for my mom) off Craigslist. After getting it home and skimming thru it all, we realized if we were to sell it off it would bring us 8-10 times min what i paid for it.(now mom isnt getting it) I have such a wonderful girlfriend

:kissy: You did good baby!

storyofmylife
05-13-2011, 06:47 AM
:moonstars:...............

JakeTulane
05-13-2011, 07:43 AM
Sitting on the front deck.. feeling the warmth of a new day... drinking coffee.. and listening to the sound of the train set off it's whistle as it goes through town... and receiving pics of the house.

Semantics
05-13-2011, 08:49 AM
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x404/savith77/turtle013.jpg

Novelafemme
05-13-2011, 10:10 AM
I have a list:)

1. seeing a quail family toddle across the yard this morning...six tiny babies in tow :)

2. picking up my daughters and seeing sienna glowing from head to toe because she finally got braces! And they're AQUA!!

3. Hearing back from my adviser that I do indeed get to graduate in May 2012!!!!!!! Can we say ONLY TWO MORE SEMESTERS!!!!

JakeTulane
05-13-2011, 04:27 PM
The smell of the impending rain... and when it rolls through being able to see it make it's travel across the lake..

Elijah
05-13-2011, 04:34 PM
At work they pulled Me off My lunch to bring Me down in front of My peers and give Me the "Top Gun" award, if that wasn't enough while everyone cheered and clapped they handed Me a $500.00 check! 'Twas a good day. *s

~Elijah

Ms. Meander
05-13-2011, 05:59 PM
- Successfully completing my first semester of college

- Walking amongst ferns under a shower of apple blossoms.

Miss Scarlett
05-13-2011, 06:04 PM
Email and text message induced laughter during my workday...

Ms. Meander
05-13-2011, 06:25 PM
- Walking amongst ferns under a shower of apple blossoms.

http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x385/Ms_Meander/23.jpg

LeftWriteFemme
05-13-2011, 06:28 PM
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up..

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. 'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to,' Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape, 'but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.'

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row... 'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, 'I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ''cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker.. 'And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. 'And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.'

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. 'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway' and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,' the oldster recalled...


'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, 'and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,'right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. 'Then I went in and shot the other one 'as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.' Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in..'

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.'

gotoseagrl
05-13-2011, 06:29 PM
someone sneaky with irreversible magic spells. :hypno:

Diva
05-13-2011, 11:57 PM
Spending an evening with friends and laughter and good food that was yummy....but the real feast was the comraderie with some really intelligent sisters! How refreshing!

storyofmylife
05-14-2011, 05:17 AM
hy did......(f)

hpychick
05-14-2011, 08:47 AM
TO NON-PET OWNERS who visit our homes. Don't complain about our pets. (1) They live here, you don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'Fur'-niture. (3) Chances are, I love my pets more then I like you. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are family ...who are hairy, walk on all fours & don't talk back.

JakeTulane
05-14-2011, 09:20 AM
Talk of going camping this Summer. Sharing memories of the first fish I ever caught when camping with My maternal grandparents. A Northern Pike.. 10 lbs 3 oz. I thought that fish was going to drag Me out of the boat. We are truly blessed to have memories.

:moonstars:

violaine
05-14-2011, 09:22 AM
driving home to care for the pigs [moo.moo and toffee], after bird/dog sitting all night: the traffic was light, reggae [<3 dub!] show on college station, and temperature was a beautiful 78 degrees Fahrenheit. i am going back for another night with [five girl] pets, and am thrilled to death that i get this opportunity because dobies rule!

Legendryder
05-14-2011, 09:59 AM
Finally managed to get that pesky transmission leak fixed on my car. I didn't even mash a finger. Go me.

bright_arrow
05-14-2011, 09:59 AM
Waking up early this morning and seeing my hunny home from work
Falling back asleep in hys arms
Our cats meowing, purring and licking my face to wake me up
A lovey post-it note on my laptop
Texting my hunny at work
A call I JUST got from DB's saying my wedding dress is in - ETA wasn't until June 8!

RockOn
05-14-2011, 10:29 AM
First off, Leftrightfemme's post about the gun-toting Rambo Granny in Australia that she posted in this thread - think it was a "last night post." The story is priceless. I laughed out loud!

Here is the thing that put a smile on my face when I first opened my eyes this morning. I am overwhelmed with such a deep feeling of unshakeable peace. I cannot tell you how thankful I am about this. I finally let go of something 150%. My suffering has ended for all time in this matter. All I feel is a great deal of love and acceptance. It has taken me since February 2004 (a little over 7 years) to find my way to here and all my feelings are good about this.

Hey Gang, this morning, I realized this miracle is here - TODAY!! The magnitude of it is such that ... these type miracles only come around maybe a handful of times or less in a person's entire lifetime.

Thank you, Good Spirit! :)
I am doing the happy stone butch dance all over the house today!! LOL! My beloved dogs do not know what is going on but they enjoy seeing me happy and acting goofy - they are dancing around, wagging their tails, too! Heh Heh!

RockOn
05-14-2011, 10:42 AM
Greetings violaine,

Thanks for rep!

I tried to post a message to you the other night and could not. Maybe it is my computer. It gives me grief at times. I need to wipe the hard drive and reload everything. I spend 8+ hours at a computer coding all day at work .... so far, I have not become interested enough in donating a day to maintain my laptop here at home.

Hope you have a terrific weekend! (f)
:)
Brock

MsTinkerbelly
05-14-2011, 10:43 AM
Smiling at my daughters excitment....it is prom day!

AtLast
05-14-2011, 01:55 PM
Found out my oldest grand daughter's graduation and Homecomming Queen pics are their way along with her graduation invite. She's graduating from my HS- which her Dad attended, and all of my nephews and niece. A small town HS.

I'm going to give her my Mom's wedding ring for graduation- my Mom left it to me.

Can't wait to see the pics! She is quite lovely- and not just in the looks department. Very bright, responsible young woman that has earned entrance into a great university. She is a hard worker, articulate and compassionate.

My Dad and Mom would be so proud- they had no chance of ever getting a higher education- or to go to high school. Mom went to the 8th grade and had to quit to go to work during the Depression. Dad had a 3rd grade education in Italy.

Greyson
05-14-2011, 01:59 PM
Smiled today when I see "oldtimers" find their way to this site. I have not even met some of these people in real time but I am familiar with their screen names (nic) and at least there online persona. I don't need to agree with you to be able to apprieciate you the person and what you may bring to this site, community.

DamselFly
05-14-2011, 02:05 PM
my dog Cece smiling her big doggy smile and wagging her tail upon seeing me-not b/c i was bring food or water, but just the sight of me made her smile w/all her body. now, how many humans will do that?
namaste,
DamselFly

Random
05-14-2011, 04:20 PM
Teasing Mitmo before work to ensure that I am on her mind all night.... Grin..

She asked, "Are you going to be thinking about me tonight?"

I responded.. "Uh, No.... that would be sort of icky.. think about it babe"

(I'm working with a 86yr old woman with demential/Aphasia who is becoming agressive/combative. )

The duh look on her face made me smile and giggle...

Ya... no sexual feelings while at work... no..

gotoseagrl
05-14-2011, 04:40 PM
all last week still has me smiling today.

JAGG
05-14-2011, 05:38 PM
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up..

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. 'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to,' Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape, 'but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.'

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row... 'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, 'I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ''cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker.. 'And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. 'And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.'

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. 'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway' and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,' the oldster recalled...


'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, 'and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,'right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. 'Then I went in and shot the other one 'as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.' Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in..'

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.'

I absolutely love this story!!!! My grandmother would have done something like that . Another good reason to own a gun. She should be mayor, I bet she'd be the best mayor that city ever had. Thanks for sharing this story.

Ms. Tabitha
05-15-2011, 08:13 AM
WOW.. I have a HUGE list of what me smile today!

My son is HOME from Afghanistan for a little
R & R
My daughters, grandchildren and family have been here.

I wake up this morning listening to Neil Diamond-Sweet Caroline with my oldest granddaughter, Lydia who is 16 months old.
She was sitting on my lap, swaying, clapping and singing and saying "bom bom bom"!
:dance1:


(f)

Random
05-15-2011, 08:26 AM
Watching lil baby ducks being herded by their moma... there must have been 10-15 of them.

Watching a black bird building a nest in the tree outside my clients window.

Getting off work!!!!!

I have decided that I do NOT like nursing homes, no matter how nice they look, how beautiful the outside is... I don't like the feeling of helplessness it promotes in me. I don't like how clients are scheduled for the facilities convience rather than their needs. I don't like being told that the client doesn't need to get out of bed, that she had on depends and they are short staffed and they will be in to change her as soon as they can. The note in her file says she needs to get up and walk because she is getting weak.

Nope.. I like my private duty... It might be more work, and harder but at least I know someone is not going to agitate and then exculate because of soiled depends. Cause I get their ass up out of bed and take them to the bathroom!!!!

Getting off work and coming home to spend the day with my baby made me smile....

nekohl
05-15-2011, 08:51 AM
House sitting for a friend this weekend. Have taken care of his baby Henri the african grey parrot and now I am enjoying the Logo channel. An Absolulty Fabulous marathon is THE BEST thing that could have happened to me today. Love it! I wonder if I can teach Henri to say 'SweetieDarling' before I leave.... :)

Miss Scarlett
05-15-2011, 09:58 AM
Listening to the calls of the Red Shouldered Hawks outside my apartment this morning...

hpychick
05-15-2011, 09:59 AM
I miss *you* too.

SnackTime
05-15-2011, 03:26 PM
Amgen Tour of California