Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Gentle Tiger]

Why did you leave it?

[Hollylane]

Does it sometimes give me splinters?

[SoNotHer]

Are you talking about the board with all the names of butches on it?

[mustangjeano]

Did her arms get tired?

[SoNotHer]

Have you seen her biceps?

[mustangjeano]

Am I scared, just a little?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't you be?

http://craighodgkins.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/dicklane.jpg

[mustangjeano]

Are you a roller derby star?

[SoNotHer]

Who knows wants to learn how to do a backward whip?

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[Hollylane]

Why? Did you see my elbow flying toward your eye?

[mustangjeano]

Was that the last think I saw before everything went black?

[SoNotHer]

Why did I know these smelling salts would come in handy?

[Hollylane]

What did you do to the salt that made it smell? :|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you lick the rim of the glass?

[buttercupmuffin]

Did you lick the rim of the glass?

What was in that glass anyways?! *wobbles*

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you feeling it that quick?

[buttercupmuffin]

Are you feeling it that quick?

How often do you think I drink?!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you luscious?

[buttercupmuffin]

Are you luscious?

Is chocolate luscious?

[Hollylane]

What will you do for a Klondike bar?

[buttercupmuffin]

What will you do for a Klondike bar?
What have you done? :P

[Hollylane]

Are you avoiding the question?

[The Oopster]

Where's the klondike bar?

[starryeyes]

Is this the bar that we.. Uh...???

[The Oopster]

wondering if Klondike Bar was the name of a bar would only lesbians from the yukon go there?

[SoulShineFemme]

Would a yeti hang out in a bar in the middle of the yukon? Just curious.....

[ONLY]

Would a yeti hang out in a bar in the middle of the yukon? Just curious.....

Would you sit with that yeti in the middle of the Yukon if it existed?

[SoulShineFemme]

Would you sit with that yeti in the middle of the Yukon if it existed?

UM HELL YA!!!

Wouldn't anyone love a photo opportunity like that?

[buttercupmuffin]

UM HELL YA!!!

Wouldn't anyone love a photo opportunity like that?
Would you let your friends in the picture?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do they know the password?

[buttercupmuffin]

Do they know the password?

Isn't it "Share the effin Yeti?" ;)

[Hollylane]

Is anyone in here sharing yet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What would you like to share?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you play well with others?

[starryeyes]

Was the play a success?

[The Oopster]

are we talking about football?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was the game a blow out?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was someone playing in your hair?

[Hollylane]

Is this your gum?

[mustangjeano]

Can I have it back ?

[Hollylane]

What are you going to use to scrape it off my shoe?

[mustangjeano]

Do you mind if I use a sharp knife?

[SoNotHer]

Are you stabbing the wall with those ginshu knives again?

[Hollylane]

Can I use your whetstone?

[mustangjeano]

Oh, did you notice the holes in the walls?

[Hollylane]

Do you think the gum will hide them?

[mustangjeano]

is hiding allowed?

[Hollylane]

Did you want to play peekaboo?

[SoNotHer]

What about hide the salami?

[Hollylane]

Can I slice it for hors d'oeuvres instead?

[SoNotHer]

Finger food?

[Hollylane]

Did you just give me the finger? WTF??

[SoNotHer]

Did you just poke your fist through one of those holes in the wall and shake it?

[Hollylane]

WTF??? Is this a glory hole????

[SoNotHer]

Fiery fists in the glory hole?

[Hollylane]

Was that her name, Fiery?

[mustangjeano]

Did you even ask her name?

[SoNotHer]

Before or after?

[mustangjeano]

Which do you prefer?

[SoNotHer]

How many wishes do I get?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you already get one when you were shown the glory hole?

[mustangjeano]

Are some people never satisfied?

[Hollylane]

Can I get you a cookie?

[SoNotHer]

Flan, perhaps?

[Hollylane]

Did you mean Flambé, or did you burn your eyebrows off in some other creative way?

[SoNotHer]

Do you think I should point that fire extinguisher at your glory hole?

[Hollylane]

Is that the new brand of shaving cream I've read about?

[Licious]

Did you read about it in Shaving Cream Weekly?

[buttercupmuffin]

Did you read about it in Shaving Cream Weekly

They have magazines for everything theses days, don't they?

[Hollylane]

Do they still have magazines?

[buttercupmuffin]

Do they still have magazines?

You don't think that everyone has the internet, do you? :P

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it be wonderful if a few people didn't?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you keep a list of who?

[Hollylane]

I can't very well check you or I off on that list, now can I?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you ever consider it?

[Hollylane]

Do you like to keep things plugged in?

[buttercupmuffin]

Do you like to keep things plugged in?

Sometimes it's good to unplug things, you know?

[Hollylane]

Isn't conserving electricity always a good idea?

[buttercupmuffin]

Isn't conserving electricity always a good idea
What more can ya do?

[Hollylane]

Recycle?......

[JAGG]

Did she say recycle or bicycle?

[buttercupmuffin]

Did she say recycle or bicycle?

Maybe she meant both?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were the containers properly labeled?

[SoNotHer]

You mean with labels like "Abby Normal"?

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[Honey]

Are YOU, calling ME, normal ??

[SoNotHer]

Is that your name?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't it Donna or Debbie?

[mustangjeano]

What's in a name?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't you save that question for Dick?

[SoNotHer]

Dick Hertz?

[mustangjeano]

Is that a name or a complaint?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they one and the same?

[SoNotHer]

Did you ever ask a librarian for the book Life Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butz?

[Hollylane]

You know that actually got a "hahaha" out of me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Under the one who bleaches?

[mustangjeano]

should I admit that it took me a minute to get that?

[Hollylane]

Does Macallan or Glen have anything to do with that?

[SoNotHer]

Visiting with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam again?

[starryeyes]

Do I have to ask you again?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you hear Jim and Jack have there own place?

[mustangjeano]

Is that the same Jack that I used to party with?

[Hollylane]

Is that the same Jack that I used to party with?

Was his last name Ass?

[SoNotHer]

Did we invite Sam Adams?

[mustangjeano]

How did you know?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to get me drunk?

[SoNotHer]

Is it working?

[Hollylane]

Am I right that you are aware that I am about to say "No"??

[buttercupmuffin]

Am I right that you are aware that I am about to say "No"??

Are you guys drunk yet?

[Hollylane]

Are you aware that no alcohol was consumed? Should people worry that my friend SNH & I are this annoying without alcohol?

[JAGG]

Why do you worry about what people think?

[SoNotHer]

Am I more concerned that people simply don't think?

[Hollylane]

Do I approve of that message or what?

[Licious]

Do I approve of that message or what?

Is it too risky to ask what you meant by "or what"?

:bow:

[Hollylane]

Do you think it would be shocking?

[buttercupmuffin]

Do you think it would be shocking?

You will share, won't you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you stick your finger in the socket?

[Hollylane]

What is it that you were saying about my hair?

[buttercupmuffin]

What is it that you were saying about my hair?

Are you sure it was your hair that we were talking about?

[Hollylane]

Why? Did you see my hare near the stereo wiring?


Princess Buttercup

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[buttercupmuffin]

Why? Did you see my hare near the stereo wiring?


Princess Buttercup

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What a lovely bunny! Is s/he yours?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the ice cream?

[buttercupmuffin]

Where is the ice cream?

I have lots of snow if you'd rather?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you trying to trade snow for snickers ice cream?

[buttercupmuffin]

Are you trying to trade snow for snickers ice cream?

Did you know that boiled maple syrup poured on snow makes a delicious treat called snow taffy?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that be a sticky mess?

[SoNotHer]

Would that be preferable to a "hot mess"?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it messed up when you hear the same fucking song over and over again?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't that an earworm?

[Hollylane]

Have I been buried and I am unaware?

[SoNotHer]

How can you hear the answer if your ears are full of dirt and worms?

[Hollylane]

Would you give me a drink of water for the dirt in my teeth?

[SoNotHer]

Would you prefer an industrial hose?

[starryeyes]

Where does that hose go?

[Hollylane]

Is that what you used to hose yourself down after the incident with the rubber mattress?

[SoNotHer]

You mean the one in which you decided to turn the bed into a trampoline having just swallowed an entire a fruit basket?

[Hollylane]

Don't you remember it wasn't the entire fruit basket? Weren't the bananas already claimed by you?

[SoNotHer]

Was I fixing Elvis a fried banana sandwich?

[Hollylane]

How can you tell such lies when I saw you stuffing them in your pants?

[SoNotHer]

Did that appeal to you?

http://news.discovery.com/earth/2011/03/23/banana-peel-278x225.jpg

[Hollylane]

Why? Did you slip on it?

[SoNotHer]

Are you wearing that Freudian slip I like?

[Hollylane]

Did I just slip past you in line?

[SoNotHer]

Did I just slip you a "mickey"?

Signed Dicky

[Hollylane]

Is it a small world after all?

[SoNotHer]

Have you listened to that song with a dying battery yet?

[Hollylane]

Haven't you bought the plug in model yet?

[SoNotHer]

Which of your sockets are we using?

[Hollylane]

Have you seen my socks?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we look in the usual place?

[Hollylane]

Should we get the flashlight?

[Licious]

You didn't bring the flashlight with you?

[Stacy]

Does an iPhone flashlight count?

[buttercupmuffin]

Does an iPhone flashlight count?


Why doesn't my phone have a flashlight? :(

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you download the app for that?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to see my touch screen?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about voice activation?

[Hollylane]

Who do you think I am, R2D2?

[SoNotHer]

Are you cute, beeping and on wheels?

[Hollylane]

Haven't you seen me spin my wheels?

[SoNotHer]

Do you spin me right round baby right round like a record?

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[Hollylane]

Are you trying to put a positive spin on my morning?

[Gentle Tiger]

You're dizzy? What?

[SoNotHer]

Spinning out of control? Will a technicolor yawn soon ensue?

[Hollylane]

If I yawn, will that make you yawn?

[SoNotHer]

Do you yawn on planes did pop your ears?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't chewing gum resolve that?

[SoNotHer]

Did you like your barf bag present?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I utilize it just yesterday?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will the bag be recycled?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it be compostable?

[SoNotHer]

Do you stay up late at night wandering what kinds of cool things you can make from recycled barf?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it already recycled?

[buttercupmuffin]

Isn't it already recycled?

Are you guys really comfortable talking about this?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't it seem as though we are?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we list all the colorful euphemisms for the act of vomiting?

[Hollylane]

Up for some simulated space travel in the vomit comet?

[buttercupmuffin]

Up for some simulated space travel in the vomit comet?

Can we not talk about the hare again? :P

[SoNotHer]

Want to meet at the new Intergalactic Chew and Spew?

[Hollylane]

Did you accidentally swallow ipecac?

[SoNotHer]

Should projectile vomiting be an Olympic event?

[Hollylane]

How much distance do you think you can get on that? Should we combine it with the shot put?

[SoNotHer]

The hundred foot hurl?

How much distance do you think you can get on that? Should we combine it with the shot put?

[Hollylane]

Do you think you can create yarn from cat hairballs? Wouldn't that clothe thousands?

[Arwen]

Were y'all planning on letting anyone else get a word in edgewise?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the edge?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't the speed of the posting mean we're on the leading edge?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you leading or cutting with your edge?

[Arwen]

I find that too much cutting dulls a girl, don't you?

[Hollylane]

Was that a cutting remark?

[Arwen]

Should it have been?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you giving out slices?

[Hollylane]

Should we get out the first aid kit?

[Arwen]

Did you need a kit?

[Hollylane]

Like this one?


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[SoNotHer]

Would you like to "inhabit the chaparral, grasslands, and scrublands"?

[Hollylane]

Would this be one of the few times I respond with "yes"?

[SoNotHer]

Can we commemorate this historic occasion with a photo session, catered party and balloon release?

[Arwen]

Will there be bulls or is that too much shit?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like some bullbutter with your bullbread?

[Hollylane]

Are you ready to take the bull by the horns?

[JAGG]

Haven't you heard enough bull yet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Haven't you had enough horns?

[Hollylane]

Was I not loud enough when I used the bullhorn?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What did you use it for?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't it for calling the furkids in for supper?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that the only use for a horn?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we converse about the etymological origins of "horny"?

[Arwen]

Is there a reason our default setting is sexual?

[Hollylane]

Would you rather return to the conversation about vomit?

[SoNotHer]

Ejaculation or evacuation, is that the question?

[mustangjeano]

Are we talking about forms of release?

[Hollylane]

Evacuation comp....Com...comp...comple...complete?

[SoNotHer]

Would you need to sign a release form to explore release forms?

[Hollylane]

Didn't we just have a conversation about not wanting to hear about other people's "release" before nighty night time?

[Arwen]

So our choices are puerile humor about bodily emissions or sex (is that redundant) or teasing the Tiger?

[Hollylane]

Is it becoming apparent that antagonizing frequent posters in this thread is also one of the options?

[SoNotHer]

Lauren, are you here?

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[Hollylane]

"Miss I'm not being funny or nothing, but have you seen what you've got on?"

[Arwen]

Is that another pop culture reference I don't get?

[SoNotHer]

Did Bernie step in for Lauren?

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[Hollylane]

Sorry, are you speaking Scottish now?

[SoNotHer]

And is the haggis in the fire now?

[Hollylane]

Were you thinking about ax murders or bad prose?

"Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? "He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks. "

[SoNotHer]

Death by bad poetry?

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[Hollylane]

Can we have a bad prose and writing jam?

[SoNotHer]

With the Beatnik's best peanut butter?

http://dressupwednesdays.com/Dress%20Up%20Wednesday%20Images/Beatnik/BeatnikWeb.jpg

[Hollylane]

Can we stir it first?

[SoNotHer]

Could there be any other way but stirred?

[Hollylane]

Can we shake and bake next?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you help?

[Hollylane]

Did I only help with the baking?

[Gentle Tiger]

You left out the shaking? What?

[mustangjeano]

Is a volunteer taster needed?

[Hollylane]

Historically speaking, has that been a source of employment that does not have much chance of longevity?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you wish to be the cup bearer?

[Honey]

Pssst....whats in the cup ???

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you measuring something or are you looking for a saucer?

[Honey]

Its time to feed the kitty..Is there milk in that saucer ?

[Slowpurr]

Just how many saucers does it take to please you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you lick cream from your saucer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is flying involved?

[Honey]

I will wear my catwoman outfit...do you have a batman costume...grrrr ??

[JAGG]

Shall we converse about the etymological origins of "horny"?

Will you ever stop talking about it, and just do it already?

[Hollylane]

Is there some reason that question was more important than all of the questions that followed? :|

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you know if questions follow or lead?

[Hollylane]

Did you want to play follow the leader?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you lead the witness?

[Hollylane]

Do you think there were bribes involved?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were the bribes having a relationship?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that be expensive?