Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Gentle Tiger]

You only want one?

[Hollylane]

Would it make a difference if I had two? Doesn't one with the lady lumps instead of anatomically correct body parts pretty much cover it, or should I have GI Joe with his anatomically incorrect man bump too? But ultimately, doesn't the lack of anatomically correct parts make them both gender neutral? Have I had too much coffee?

[Gentle Tiger]

What are the rules about this sort of thing?

[SoNotHer]

You're asking Hollylane to follow rules?

[Gentle Tiger]

That is an oxymoron isn't it?

[SoNotHer]

Enough said?

[Gentle Tiger]

What are you saying?

[SoNotHer]

If I had any idea, don't you think I'd tell you?

[Hollylane]

Can't I leave for a little while and not come back to accusations of misbehaving? Don't I follow some rules? Doesn't Haiku count?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you realize that you are poetry in motion?

[Hollylane]

Am I thinking that if that were true, it would be messier, more like a poetry jam?

[SoNotHer]

Is she also blinding us with science?

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[Hollylane]

Was it more likely that my pearly white ass was the deliverer of eye damage?

[SoNotHer]

Could you deconstruct and/or diagram that sentence for me?

Was it more likely that my pearly white ass was the deliverer of eye damage?

[Hollylane]

CIJS "No"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like the Wedding Planner?

[Hollylane]

I haven't seen it, but does it help that I liked The Wedding Singer?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you ever confuse Adam with Jenny from the block?

[JAGG]

Would you ever confuse Adam with Jenny from the block?

Blocks are fun, but wouldn't you rather have lego's?

[Hollylane]

Do I think my preference is Lincoln Logs, and I like the idea that I can build my very own log cabin?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are we going to share preferences now?

[Hollylane]

Oh, like nail color preferences?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Well is that the best we can do?

[Hollylane]

Do you like yours French? ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Who said fries were French?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wasn't that George Bush?

[Hollylane]

Is that guy still a citizen?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't a citizen's arrest in order?

[Hollylane]

Will you bring the stun gun?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have I ever told you that I think you are stunning?

[Hollylane]

Is it because my earrings are sparkly?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they blinding?

[Hollylane]

Did someone tell you to put them in your eye? Am I concerned about you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are we back to science again?

[Hollylane]

Should we give him an eyewash or salve?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you really want my suggestions?

[Hollylane]

You mean you're not being suggestive already?

[mustangjeano]

May I suggest chocolate cake?

[Hollylane]

May I suggest that you just discovered how to get a "yes"? Or did you?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't this my crowning achievement?

[Hollylane]

Am I hoping that is just in the last few hours?

[mustangjeano]

Could it be that the most recent achievement is the sweetest at that moment?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I agree as long as there is at least a 1/2 inch of frosting on that cake?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't it time to feed the horses?

[Hollylane]

Do they really eat this late?

[mustangjeano]

Are they happy to eat at any time?

[Hollylane]

Do I know this to be true from experience? Should you be careful about keeping carrots in your shirt pocket?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why would you keep carrots in your shirt pocket?

[Hollylane]

Isn't the point that you shouldn't when you have horses? Did I nearly lose an anatomically correct body part when I made that mistake one time?

[mustangjeano]

How did you know?

[Hollylane]

Haven't I owned my own horses, or was it that they owned me?

[mustangjeano]

May I guess that you were owned by them?

[Hollylane]

Am I sure that they would agree? Have you ever found your horse standing in your kitchen doorway?

[mustangjeano]

Did you let him/her in? Do I have one who would gladly come in the house?

[Hollylane]

Did she invite herself when I was unloading groceries? Is this what I get for having had a female mustang?

[mustangjeano]

Aren't they so smart? Am I adicted to my 5 Mustangs?

[Hollylane]

OMDays...Five Mustangs? Isn't that awesome? Am I wayyyyyy jealous?

[mustangjeano]

would I loan one to you if your kitchen is big enough?

[Hollylane]

Am I laughing pretty hard picturing that?

[mustangjeano]

Or maybe you would prefer a burro for laughs?

[Hollylane]

Aren't my friend's burros filling in a little of the huge gap that was left by them?

[mustangjeano]

Have you given them Cheetos? Do mine love them?

[Hollylane]

And why wouldn't they?

[mustangjeano]

And don't they look cute with orange lips?

[Hollylane]

Can't I only imagine that they would?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is that?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't everyone, despite the napkins, have orange lips and fingers when they eat the Cheetos?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they cheetos because they cheat or because they are many?

[mustangjeano]

dON'T SOME OF US END UP WITH ORANGE HAND WIPING MARKS ON THEIR JEANS?

[Gentle Tiger]

Self inflicted orange markings? What?

[Hollylane]

Don't you have some stripes and orange markings of your own?

[Gentle Tiger]

But are you drawing on yourself?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like Tony?

[mustangjeano]

Are some people reluctant to share about their stripes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't you know what you look like?

[Hollylane]

Since I am so disagreeable, wouldn't my stripes be more along the lines of Zebras?

[mustangjeano]

Do I try to avoid mirrors?

[Hollylane]

Why, do you think that I am a vampire?

[mustangjeano]

Aren't your teeth too small?

[Hollylane]

What does small teeth have to do with sharp teeth? :|

[mustangjeano]

do you file them into sharp weapons?

[Hollylane]

Aren't I a natural carnivore who needs no sharpening tools? :|

[mustangjeano]

Isn't your sharpest weapon your razor sharp wit?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that a matter of opinion?

[mustangjeano]

Do I think my opinion is valid?

[Hollylane]

Don't you find it difficult to say "yes" in question form?

[mustangjeano]

Am I now trying to answer affirmatively in a question form?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it harder than you thought?

[mustangjeano]

The hardness is surprising isn't it?

[Hollylane]

:| <---Can this not be expressed in question form?

[mustangjeano]

Why did I think it was in question form?

[SoNotHer]

Because you took the wrong pill?

[Hollylane]

How could I possibly need the pill?

[mustangjeano]

Should I go check my pills?

[Hollylane]

Am I being a pill?

[mustangjeano]

AREN'T SOME PILLS EASY TO TAKE?

[SoNotHer]

With a chaser?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it a bit early?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you always start this late?

[Hollylane]

Do they make a "have a good morning" pill? Can I have one?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't that be a perfect complement to a "Good night, nurse" pill?

[Hollylane]

Did you get your sponge bath this morning?

[SoNotHer]

Didn't a hold up with your bed pan change make sure that I didn't?

[Hollylane]

No, don't you remember it was when they were changing your adult diaper?

[SoNotHer]

Do you realize your ass has been sitting on the nurse call button for the last half hour?

[Hollylane]

Am I just waiting on the right one to respond?

[SoNotHer]

You mean the one with the largest hypodermic needle?

[Hollylane]

Can I just say "no" and not be harassed about it?

[SoNotHer]

Was that an option?

[Hollylane]

Don't I always create options where there are none?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't I be lying if I said "no"?

[Slowpurr]

Should anyone say yes?

[Hollylane]

How about "no" as today's theme word?

[Slowpurr]

Does any good deed go unpunished?

[Hollylane]

Do some prefer the punishment?

[Slowpurr]

Are we all the same person?

[Hollylane]

Do we resemble lemmings?

[Slowpurr]

Are you suicidal?

[Hollylane]

Don't they just follow each other into the abyss?

[Slowpurr]

Do you enjoy and perpetuate myths?

[SoNotHer]

Is this the point at which I can enter another Joseph Campbell quote?

"Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths."

Joseph Campbell

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have any more of those great quotes?

[Hollylane]

I'm I betting you don't want to hear any of my quotes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Want to try me?

[SoNotHer]

On for size?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that a size comment?

[Hollylane]

How big was that fish?

[SoNotHer]

Would you believe me if I told you?

[Hollylane]

Is it going to be a she said, I figured, but could you imagine moment?

[SoNotHer]

Wow - were you there?

[Hollylane]

Did you want to use one of my lures?

[mustangjeano]

What's in your bucket there?

[Hollylane]

Did you want to use some of my worms?

[mustangjeano]

ARE THEY STILL WIGGLY?

[Hollylane]

Aren't they always a little wiggly, a lot slimy, and very dirty?

[mustangjeano]

CAN WE JUST PUT THEM BACK?

[Hollylane]

How are you going to catch anything without bait?

[mustangjeano]

Am I way too tender-hearted to hook a fishy?

[Hollylane]

Are you a vegetarian?

[SoNotHer]

What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?

[mustangjeano]

WILL YOU TELL US?

[Hollylane]

Is it "We've got to stop meating like this?". Isn't Google a gem?

[mustangjeano]

DO I LOVE STEAK? IS THERE AN INCONSISTENCY THERE?

[SoNotHer]

Did someone just suck all the fun out of the room?

Is it "We've got to stop meating like this?". Isn't Google a gem?

[Hollylane]

So does that mean you're in love with your meat? :|

[Hollylane]

Did someone just suck all the fun out of the room?

Are you at least happy that someone has achieved suction? :| :|

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to meat me to find out?

So does that mean you're in love with your meat? :|

[Hollylane]

Can I offer you a meat tenderizer instead? :|

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[SoNotHer]

You don't mince words, do you?



Can I offer you a meat tenderizer instead? :|

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[Hollylane]

If I offered you some minced meat pie, would your evening be improved?

[mustangjeano]

Wouldn't that depend on who's meat it was?

[SoNotHer]

How do you like your meat?

[Hollylane]

If I slipped some meat into the pie, who would notice? :|

[SoNotHer]

If Loreena Bobbit baked it with "special ingredients," might John Bobbit notice?

[mustangjeano]

wOULDN'T IT SEEM STRANGELY FAMILIAR TO HIM?

[Hollylane]

Should you not take a helping from John of quiche Loreena?

[SoNotHer]

Am I having a slice of humble pie after that last AQ ringer?

[Hollylane]

On that note, can I say good night?

[SoNotHer]

Can you be told "No," oh sayer of "Nos"?

[Hollylane]

Have I just stuffed cotton in my ears?

[Gentle Tiger]

What abut your mouth?

[Hollylane]

Whoa, am I glad I know you well enough not to be insulted by that? Also too, how would that help those who are mostly victims of what my fingers are saying?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't people experience cotton mouth when talking?

[Hollylane]

Can I offer you a glass of milk and some brownies?

[Gentle Tiger]

What if I would prefer a Pepsi with the brownie instead?

[Hollylane]

Don't the sharp bubblies just really cut the sweet so well?

[Gentle Tiger]

Bubbles are sharp? What?

[Hollylane]

Would you prefer some crisps?

[Gentle Tiger]

A tin of biscuits with tea?

[Hollylane]

Can I have crumpets too?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you hold your fingers properly?

[Hollylane]

Isn't the pinky position important when holding a delicate tea cup?

[Honey]

Is THAT what the "pinky position" is ...theres a tea cup involved ???

[Hollylane]

Am I smart enough not to ask what you thought it was? ;)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you realize you are quite clever?

[SoNotHer]

A kinky, clever June Cleaver?

[Hollylane]

You want to do what with the cleaver?? ;)

[SoNotHer]

Do you think it had already occurred to my dirty, fertile mind that "clever" and "cleaver" in the same sentence might not be such a hot idea when describing what kind of girl you are?

You want to do what with the cleaver?? ;)

[Hollylane]

You do realize I have no idea to what you are referring?

[SoNotHer]

Do you realize I like it that way?

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[Hollylane]

Do you know that I am now going to dream of frigging flying monkeys?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know that you could have always gone back to Kansas?

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[Hollylane]

Am I laughing so hard that I can almost not form a question in my mind?

[Gentle Tiger]

How do you know you laughed that hard? Can that be measured?

[Hollylane]

Am I still breathing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Shouldn't you know?

[Hollylane]

Is it hard to tell while I am choking on the idea of having a doughnut?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you choking because you trying to speak while eating?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know that my willpower is like steel, and I have not touched the doughnuts?

[JAGG]

Don't you know that my willpower is like steel, and I have not touched the doughnuts?

Should willpower and doughnut even be in the same sentence?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they in the same room?

[dixie]

Can they be in my room?

[Hollylane]

Can you believe I only want the willpower in the room?

[dixie]

Can I get mine with a side order of willpower to go?
(For later, ya know.)

[Hollylane]

Can we just will it into our mouths? And if so, should I continue writing my will? ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I laughing because I just saw yet another quote?

[Hollylane]

How the heck did I miss that???

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you busy dreaming about the cake, pie or doughnut?

[Hollylane]

Isn't there a good possibility, if your plan worked, that I am?

[SoNotHer]

Pie in the sky dreams?

[Hollylane]

Would you like a piece of the pie? :|

[SoNotHer]

If I say "yes," will you say "no"?

[Hollylane]

Did someone tell you that I don't share well?

[SoNotHer]

Would the "whole bag of 'no'" have provided some direction in this regard?

Did someone tell you that I don't share well?

[Hollylane]

What does that have to do with my pie? :|

[SoNotHer]

Would that qualify as a....?

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[Hollylane]

Do you need to unload?

[SoNotHer]

How did you know?

[Hollylane]

Do I really want to say "by the droop in your drawers", but I'm afraid you will kill me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does this mean you won't ask, "how's it hanging"?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that Tiger funny sometimes?

[SoNotHer]

Can we not find a better and less confusing euphemism than "droopy drawers"?

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The bazooka. A hard-on. The horn. In one's best clothes. In one's Sunday best. An Irish toothache. Jack. A lance at rest. The Marquess of Lorn. Morning pride. Old Hornington. Old horny. Be on the stand. Be piss proud. Be proud below the navel. The rail. The ramrod. The rock python. The reamer. To rise in one's Levi's...

[Hollylane]

How does "Poopy pants" work for you?

[SoNotHer]

Did "poopy pants" just pull Jeano out of the woody work?

[Hollylane]

Perhaps it was the odor that frightened us all?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't you get that checked out?

[Hollylane]

You didn't get the knock on the door yet?

[SoNotHer]

That knock?

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[Hollylane]

Was that your payment for last week's experimental surgery? :|

[SoNotHer]

Did you tell me you were going to pay be back for that? Did it fall off?

Was that your payment for last week's experimental surgery? :|

[mustangjeano]

Was that a frontal lobotomy?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't it because you were not a good donor match for that particular part?

[SoNotHer]

Does everything seem all peaceful now?

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[Hollylane]

Do I think you missed a spot/cell?

[mustangjeano]

Do I think you missed a spot/cell?

Perhaps a little more sugery is needed?

[SoNotHer]

Shall I go back in? Are you comfortable or do you need more anesthetic?

Do I think you missed a spot/cell?

[mustangjeano]

Shall I go back in? Are you comfortable or do you need more anesthetic?

May I have more drugs please?

[Hollylane]

Shall I go back in? Are you comfortable or do you need more anesthetic?

Have you just been quoted elsewhere?

[SoNotHer]

How many and what kind?

May I have more drugs please?

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[mustangjeano]

How many and what kind?



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May I have what you're taking?

[SoNotHer]

A little of this?

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Or this?


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[Hollylane]

Did you say you wanted to eat a pill bug? Are we still playing truth or dare?

[mustangjeano]

Did you say you wanted to eat a pill bug? Are we still playing truth or dare?

Don't they tickle on the way down?

[SoNotHer]

Did you mean "truth or date"?

Did you say you wanted to eat a pill bug? Are we still playing truth or dare?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't I be a billionaire if they did?

Don't they tickle on the way down?

[Hollylane]

Don't I prefer plums and the word "NO"??

[Hollylane]

Don't they tickle on the way down?

Have you been quoted in another thread as well?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it well in the thread?

[SoNotHer]

Is there no place to hide?

[Gentle Tiger]

What would you be hiding at this hour?

[Hollylane]

What would you be hiding at this hour?

Dare you ask?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time to cock, drop and roll?

[Hollylane]

Do I think that there should have been a block after the....?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this the flop house?

[Hollylane]

Would you like a pancake or a crack pipe?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time for a "whole bag of no"?

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[Hollylane]

Am I laughing on the inside?

[mustangjeano]

Is that very disturbing ?

[Hollylane]

Only slightly?

[Gentle Tiger]

Slightly what?