Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Hollylane]

Appalled?.....

[Gentle Tiger]

How did that happen?

[Hollylane]

Is there not enough time or electricity in the world for me to begin telling you what appalls me?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know my name is A. Paul Ling?

Is there not enough time or electricity in the world for me to begin telling you what appalls me?

[Hollylane]

Is that better than the other "P" I was thinking of?

[SoNotHer]

The kind that involves a clean cup and swipe?

[Hollylane]

Did I just ewwww?

[SoNotHer]

Is that what that was?

[Hollylane]

Well it wasn't a dozen roses, now was it?

[SoNotHer]

Are you a rose by another name, Hollylane? :-)

[Hollylane]

Don't you know that every rose has its thorns?

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[Gentle Tiger]

Are you the rose or the thorn today?

[Hollylane]

Aren't I the thorn every day?

[dixie]

Are you sad that the rose has thorns or happy that the thorns have a rose?

[Hollylane]

Can't I just have the thorns, and tip them with blood, as a warning sign?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't there be more happiness if there were only brownies with no nuts?

[Hollylane]

Did you have to bring up the chocolatey goodness again already?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't you know this a volunteer place?

[Hollylane]

Are you volunteering for KP?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who is volunteering in the King's Palace?

[Hollylane]

Are we playing checkers now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you red or black?

[Hollylane]

Can I have a black and tan?

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[JAGG]

Can I have a black and tan?

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If you can't decide on a color , wouldn't a designer help?

[Hollylane]

Am I quite capable of being a designing woman?

[Gentle Tiger]

Hasn't that show gone off the air?

[Hollylane]

Are you pointing out that I am an 80's lady?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you really think I will walk into that trap?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't the bait strong enough?

[SoNotHer]

Do you like your bait like you like your coffee?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about those who drink tea?

[dixie]

What about those who don't drink tea or coffee?

[Hollylane]

Why hasn't someone asked "Coffee, tea or me.."?

[SoNotHer]

Because they know "no" is coming?

[Hollylane]

No tea or coffee?

[SoNotHer]

Cracker or crumpet?

[Hollylane]

Can I have jam instead of spam?

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[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't jam better unless it is from a toe?

[Hollylane]

Did I just cringe at the mention of toe jam?

[Gentle Tiger]

You heard those words?

[genghisfawn]

Do you not see the look of utter terror on my face?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it still there?

[Hollylane]

Has it been replaced by the "stop showing me chocolate Mars bars UnGentle Tiger face"?

[genghisfawn]

May I plead the 5th even if I'm not American?

[Gentle Tiger]

What does that look like?

[SoulShineFemme]

What does that look like?

Does it look like a nun, hands folded in prayer?

[ONLY]

Does it look like a nun, hands folded in prayer?

WTF are we talkin' bout? :p

[SoulShineFemme]

WTF are we talkin' bout? :p

Weren't you listening closely?

[ONLY]

Could you feel my breath on the back of your neck?

[SoulShineFemme]

Could you feel my breath on the back of your neck? RAWR!



Is it minty fresh?

[ONLY]

RAWR!



Is it minty fresy?

now I ask WTF is "fresy"? lol

[SoulShineFemme]

now I ask WTF is "fresy"? lol

Did you not know it's a combination of fresh and freshly brushed teeth?

[Hollylane]

Does that come in an air freshener?

[genghisfawn]

Would you really want to spray that smell around? :D

[Hollylane]

Was there a cat in here?

[Gentle Tiger]

What are you really asking?

[Hollylane]

Who let the cat out of the bag?

[mustangjeano]

Do you keep your cats in bags?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have your bags mixed up again?

[Hollylane]

Can I not keep them out of my paper grocery bags?

[Shadownthemind]

What type of cats are we talking about? Two legged or four legged? Smirk

[Hollylane]

Is smirking allowed when referring to women as "cats"?

[mustangjeano]

Is smirking allowed when referring to women as "cats"?

Is smirking ever wrong?

[Hollylane]

Do you want me to find a reason to smirk at you?

[mustangjeano]

Do you want me to find a reason to smirk at you?

May I politely decline?

[Hollylane]

Am I agreeing to keep the smirking to a minimum?

[mustangjeano]

Am I agreeing to keep the smirking to a minimum?

Is doing anything in the minimum really your style?

[Hollylane]

Would it be surprising if I said "yes"?

[mustangjeano]

Would it be surprising if I said "yes"?

Am I amazed?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the famous ranger cookies?

[Hollylane]

Do you have some? Don't I NEED them?

[Gentle Tiger]

You need to eat cookies? Really?

[Hollylane]

Do I usually give in to cookies?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that for me to say?

[Hollylane]

Did you not feel the power of my confident "No"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why would you ask that?

[Hollylane]

Can we talk about San Diego weather instead?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you turn green if we talk about the San Diego weather which beyond beautiful?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I tell you that I love winter? But still, wouldn't I enjoy some sunny San Diego right now?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you book a flight?

[Hollylane]

Is it too far to walk?

[Gentle Tiger]

To the Computer?

[Hollylane]

To the bakery?

[Gentle Tiger]

Which is closer?

[Hollylane]

Couldn't I just order the bakery items on the computer and have them delivered?

[Gentle Tiger]

What kind of bakery delivers at this hour?

[Hollylane]

What if I express order? Oh hell...Should I just eat peanut butter instead?

[mustangjeano]

Peanut Butter? Isn't that what I had for breakfast AND lunch?

[Hollylane]

Is it my favorite food group?

[Slowpurr]

Have you ever tasted anything so sweet?

[mustangjeano]

Have you ever tasted anything so sweet?

And doesn't it keep you feeling full for a good long time?

[Hollylane]

Isn't sharing it with the dogs an added bonus?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't sharing it with the dogs an added bonus?

Oh. did I forget to share again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it better to give than to receive?

[Hollylane]

Does that depend on who's pitching?

[mustangjeano]

Is it better to give than to receive?

Don't I prefer giving?

[Gentle Tiger]

You don't like presents?

[mustangjeano]

You don't like presents?

Doesn't giving result in a gift for the giver as well?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying giving the chocolate cake is the same as eating it?

[mustangjeano]

Aren't I struggling with that one?

[Hollylane]

If you give me the chocolate cake, won't we all feel better about it?

[mustangjeano]

If you give me the chocolate cake, won't we all feel better about it?

Would knowing that you are happy be enough of a reward? And maybe a little slice of cake?

[Hollylane]

I thought you were giving the cake to me? ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you asking or telling us about the cake?

[Hollylane]

How can I ask or tell about cake when I can see the cake crumbs on that perfectly ironed shirt of yours, while you're wearing the "What cake" expression, and looking like an unlikely picture of innocence?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you telling us a story about a guy who people thought had cake when in actuality he never had cake? Is this the longest question ever asked?

[mustangjeano]

Hey Tiger, are we busted?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to distract us from the evidence?

[mustangjeano]

Are you trying to distract us from the evidence?

Is it working?

[Gentle Tiger]

What evidence?

[Hollylane]

Will the plan have to be a little more elaborate to distract me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the charge eating cake or thinking about cake?

[Hollylane]

Did you think about the cake while eating it, or think about eating the cake? Would you just give me the frosting so we can call it a night?

[Gentle Tiger]

How can the frosting be given if there was only a picture of a cake?

[mustangjeano]

Did you think about the cake while eating it, or think about eating the cake? Would you just give me the frosting so we can call it a night?

okay, are you happy now?

[Hollylane]

How can the frosting be given if there was only a picture of a cake?

Shall I utter the words "make it so"?

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[Gentle Tiger]

Soo, you want a picture of frosting?

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[Hollylane]

Don't I really just want the frosting in my mouth?

[Gentle Tiger]

So now you're eating the picture of the frosting?

[Hollylane]

Have I just given up and crammed my mouth full of peanut butter?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you still whistle?

[Hollylane]

Is it safe to say "no" without ridicule?

[Gentle Tiger]

Hasn't your relationship with "no" already been established?

[Hollylane]

Should I change it to "not very likely"?

[SoNotHer]

Are you going to offer multiple choice variations of "no"?

[Hollylane]

Would you like to buy a pencil?

[SoNotHer]

Did I see you at the theatre last night with your box?

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[Hollylane]

Doesn't my "box" go with me everywhere?

[SoNotHer]

We are, of course, talking about your pencil box, yes?

[mustangjeano]

Doesn't my "box" go with me everywhere?

Isn't that a dangerous question to attempt to answer?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying you don't like to live dangerously?

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[mustangjeano]

Are you saying you don't like to live dangerously?

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Didn't I think of at least two responses and censored both?

[SoNotHer]

Can I help you find some explosives?

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[mustangjeano]

Can I help you find some explosives?

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Can I express how gratefull I am for your kind offer? Could the answer be no?

[Hollylane]

Can I offer you a nice Chianti with your fava beans?

[SoNotHer]

Is it movie night?

[Hollylane]

Could you pass me the peanut M&Ms?

[SoNotHer]

Why would I give them up?

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[Hollylane]

Can I at least have the green ones?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like that with some Spanish Fly?

[Hollylane]

Will you at least mix it in the Patron?

[SoNotHer]

Do I look like a mixologist?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like a patient customer? Where's my drink?

[SoNotHer]

Can I refuse service and reserve the right now to answer that question?

[Hollylane]

I've got a shirt and shoes on, what more can you demand of me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that what you want?

[Licious]

Are there other options?

[Hollylane]

Socks?..........

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it too hot for socks right now?

[Hollylane]

Would'nt that depend on region?

[JAGG]

Would'nt that depend on region?

Why would you put your faith on one area?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you specialize?

[Hollylane]

So, what are your specialties?

[JAGG]

So, what are your specialties?

Are you so special you ride the short bus?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't most people be offended by that question?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you be shocked to know that I drive the short bus?

[Hollylane]

Did you need me to bus some tables?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How cute do you look in your apron?

[Hollylane]

Should I wear roller skates?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do need to roll around?

[mustangjeano]

Do need to roll around?

Can't rolling around be very exciting?

[StillettoDoll]

In which direction?

[SoNotHer]

Have you been asked to "stop, drop and roll"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you on fire?

[JAGG]

Are you on fire?

Did she get fired?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did someone burn the doughnuts?

[Hollylane]

So they are caramelized donuts now?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you Caramel Miranda?

[Hollylane]

Have you been read your Miranda rights?

[JAGG]

Have you been read your Miranda rights?

I'm confused, did I break a law ?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the pie?

[Hollylane]

Do you have the right to remain silent?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Should we give Jagg the third degree???

[Hollylane]

Would they need ointment for the burns?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What if we are careful?

[Hollylane]

So, should I not run with scissors?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you follow the lines?

[Hollylane]

Will you share your crayons?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it time to take a nap?

[Hollylane]

Are you going to read a story?

[JAGG]

Are you going to read a story?

Why read a story when you can out your own?

[genghisfawn]

Why should I write when I can type?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about speaking?

[Hollylane]

Is this Toastmaster's?

[JAGG]

Is this Toastmaster's?

Wouldn't you rather a grill master ?

[Hollylane]

Will there be steak sauce?

[genghisfawn]

Could I have apple butter instead?

[Hollylane]

Would that be good on steak, like Yin and Yang?

[Licious]

Would that be good on steak, like Yin and Yang?

Isn't Yin and Yang used for Pork Chops?

[Hollylane]

Without making it sound sexual, can I just say that I like sweet with all my meat?

[Licious]

Without making it sound sexual, can I just say that I like sweet with all my meat?

Can you also say it while making it sound sexual?

[Hollylane]

Am I in a frame of mind to say "no"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever been?

[Hollylane]

Have you ever been to Disneyland?

[mustangjeano]

Have you ever been to Disneyland?

Did you like the rides?

[Hollylane]

Are we talking It's A Small World or Matterhorn?

[mustangjeano]

Are we talking It's A Small World or Matterhorn?

How about Mr. Toads Wild Ride?

[SoNotHer]

Or perhaps the Astro Orbitor?

[Hollylane]

Isn't my favorite Space Mountain?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't my favorite Space Mountain?

or was it Lost In Space?

[Hollylane]

Or Lost in Translation?

[mustangjeano]

Or Lost in Translation?

Am I laughing too hard to think?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who made you smile?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't laughing feel much better than scowling?

[mustangjeano]

Doesn't laughing feel much better than scowling?

DOESN'T SCOWLING SCARE PEOPLE AWAY?

[SoNotHer]

You've not perfected the sexy scowl?

[mustangjeano]

You've not perfected the sexy scowl?

SHOULD I GO PRACTICE IN THE MIRROR?

[SoNotHer]

Will you send us a picture of that?

[Hollylane]

Can I second that motion?

[SoNotHer]

Where did Uppercase Jeano go?

[Hollylane]

Where you bovverred by his pumping up the volume?

[mustangjeano]

Where did Uppercase Jeano go?

Did he have hungry horses and donkies to feed?

[Hollylane]

Can I offer a carrot?

[mustangjeano]

Can I offer a carrot?


For me?..............

[Hollylane]

Will you all get your share?

[mustangjeano]

Will you all get your share?

Can I be the one to dole them out?

[SoNotHer]

Can we talk about "Dole" without going bananas?

[Hollylane]

Will it give me better eyesight?

[mustangjeano]

Will it give me better eyesight?

Can you see the problem?

[Hollylane]

Are you holding up more than one finger?

[SoNotHer]

Does it matter if it's the finger that counts?

[mustangjeano]

Does it matter if it's the finger that counts?

Shouldn't we use all our fingers to count with?

[Hollylane]

What if my fingers are busy on the keyboard?

[SoNotHer]

What are you writing?

[mustangjeano]

Are you playing the piano?

[Hollylane]

Does it sound off key?

[mustangjeano]

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Where is the tuning fork?

[mustangjeano]

May I accompany you on my saw?

[Hollylane]

Why not a metronome?

[mustangjeano]

Why not a metronome?

Didn't you get the beat already?

[Hollylane]

Did you just give me an earworm?

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[SoNotHer]

What's your favorite 80s earworm?

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[mustangjeano]

What's your favorite 80s earworm?

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Don't I want to forget most of the music from that decade?

[Hollylane]

Can I mostly relate to that?

[mustangjeano]

Can I mostly relate to that?

Does that mean we are related?

[Hollylane]

Are you Irish, Welsh, Cherokee and Italian?

[mustangjeano]

Are you Irish, Welsh, Cherokee and Italian?

Doesn't that sound like a more lively mix than French and English?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't that seem like a bit shorter and easier to explain, than my family swirl?

[mustangjeano]

Doesn't that seem like a bit shorter and easier to explain, than my family swirl?

are you calling me easy? Who told you?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I describe you as "easy going"?

[mustangjeano]

Wouldn't I describe you as "easy going"?

You haven't talked to my ex have you?

[Hollylane]

Would she tell me the same?

[mustangjeano]

Would she tell me the same?

Can I plead the fifth?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think my assessment was correct?

[mustangjeano]

Don't you think my assessment was correct?

Would I disagree with you?

[Hollylane]

Should I put on some easy listening music or rock the house?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you shake your maracas?

[Hollylane]

Will this tambourine do?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't it be more fun like this?
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[Hollylane]

Can we sing the song "We're a rainbow made of children"?



We’re a Rainbow Made of children
We’re an army Just singin our song
There’s no weapons That can stop us
Rainbow love is Much to strong

I was born in, Mississippi
Saying yes sir to all the men
But I found that it got me nowhere
So I’ll never say it again

We’re a rainbow made of children
We’re an army just singin our song
Theres no weapons that can stop us
Rainbow love is much to strong

I was taught that black was evil
I was taught that white was good
But when you become a rainbow
All the colors are understood

We’re a rainbow made of children
We’re an army just singin our song
Theres no weapons that can stop us
Rainbow love is much to strong

I’m a girl scout with many sisters
There are girl guides all over the world
We have fun and lots of laughter
Come and join us anytime

We’re a rainbow made of children
We’re an army just singin our song
Theres no weapons that can stop us
Rainbow love is much to strong
Rainbow love it much to strong