Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[SoNotHer]

Is time for show and tell?

[Gentle Tiger]

What comes to your mind when you see the words "Jack in the Box"?

[willow]

Are you a little jumpy today?

[Metro]

Are you a little jumpy today?

Is there a compelling reason to jump through hoops?

[JAGG]

Is there a compelling reason to jump through hoops?

Does anyone want to shoot some hoops with me?

[puddin']

can we bring along a hula hoop jus' fo' kicks?

[willow]

How many hoops can you hula with?

[Justin]

How many hoops can you hula with?

How many can I try?

[willow]

How many times can Doctor Who regenerate?

[Metro]

How many times can Doctor Who regenerate?

Who's a degenerate?

[willow]

Who's a degenerate?

Do you doubt my moral character?

[Metro]

Do you doubt my moral character?

Oh my, no -- wouldn't that be totally out of character?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a play or a movie?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is this a play or a movie?

Who has the remote control?

[ForeverBlue]

Who has the remote control?

Can you press all the right buttons?

[SoulShineFemme]

Can you press all the right buttons?

Are there batteries in this thing?

[ForeverBlue]

Are there batteries in this thing?

Whats that buzzing sound?

[SoulShineFemme]

Whats that buzzing sound?

Are you allergic to bees? :|

[ForeverBlue]

Are you allergic to bees? :|

Do you like honey on toast?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you like honey on toast?

Can I get some tea with that?

[ForeverBlue]

Can I get some tea with that?

Do you have an extra spoon?

[JAGG]

Do you have an extra spoon?

Don't you just love to spoon?

[ForeverBlue]

Don't you just love to spoon?

Did you take my pillow?

[SoulShineFemme]

Did you take my pillow?

Was your name on it?

[ForeverBlue]

Was your name on it?

Did you bring your drivers licence?

[SoulShineFemme]

Did you bring your drivers licence?

Will a passport suffice?

[ForeverBlue]

Will a passport suffice?

Does it have your picture on it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it picture perfect?

[Hollylane]

Isn't perfection in the eye of the beholder?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't perfection in the eye of the beholder?

Isn't perfection attributed to the beholdee?

[Hollylane]

What are you holding?

[mustangjeano]

What are you holding?

Why would you assume that I am holding something?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying you dropped it?

[puddin']

was it hot when you dropped it?! like dat?!!!

[Hollylane]

Did someone pass you a hot potato?

[ForeverBlue]

Did someone pass you a hot potato?

why are My hands so red?

[Hollylane]

Were you using the Kool-Aid for your hair, and not as a thirst quencher?

[ForeverBlue]

Were you using the Kool-Aid for your hair, and not as a thirst quencher?

Why did you put kool-aid in the bathroom AGAIN?

[Hollylane]

Does your dog drink out of the toilet?

[ForeverBlue]

Does your dog drink out of the toilet?

Is she a miniature?

[SoNotHer]

Do great things really come in small packages?

[ForeverBlue]

Do great things really come in small packages?

Is that like the bigger they are the harder they fall?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't that be hard on the Lilliputians?

http://images.wikia.com/gulliverstravels/images/1/14/JackBlack-Lilliputians-01.jpg

[ForeverBlue]

Wouldn't that be hard on the Lilliputians?

http://images.wikia.com/gulliverstravels/images/1/14/JackBlack-Lilliputians-01.jpg

why do some people always complain about a lil hard work?

[SoulShineFemme]

why do some people always complain about a lil hard work?

Can we get a chain gang going?...

[ForeverBlue]

Can we get a chain gang going?...

Do you like music from the 70's?

[SoNotHer]

Do you like music from the 70's?

Didn't I pass you the other day in FunkyTown?

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[ForeverBlue]

Didn't I pass you the other day in FunkyTown?

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was the train late that day?

[SoulShineFemme]

was the train late that day?

Was it headed for Clarksville and were you meeting me at the station?

[puddin']

will i eva get dis song outta me head now?!

[willow]

Will it be with you forever?

[SoulShineFemme]

Will it be with you forever?

Aren't the classics worth listening to over and over?

[Metro]

Aren't the classics worth listening to over and over?

Would you say 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' as performed by Eva Cassidy is a good example?

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[SoulShineFemme]

Would you say 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' as performed by Eva Cassidy is a good example?

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Doesn't that song start my relaxing Sunday off just right?

[ForeverBlue]

Doesn't that song start my relaxing Sunday off just right?

When does brunch start?

[SoulShineFemme]

When does brunch start?

Who's cooking the blueberry pancakes?

[willow]

Do you want syrup with that?

[puddin']

and what's on da side?

[SoulShineFemme]

and what's on da side?

Can I get us all a round of mimosas to go with brunch?

[willow]

Can I get us all a round of mimosas to go with brunch?

With fresh strawberries on the side?

[SoulShineFemme]

With fresh strawberries on the side?

Isn't that the best way to have them? :D

[puddin']

could we make ice cream outta dem?

[ForeverBlue]

could we make ice cream outta dem?

Who has dried ice?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that a CO2 compound?

[JAGG]

Is that a CO2 compound?

Are you out of CO2 for your pellet gun again ?

[Metro]

Are you out of CO2 for your pellet gun again ?

Would that be a pellet stove or a wood burning fireplace?

[willow]

Would that be a pellet stove or a wood burning fireplace?

Which is the best for toasting marshmallows?

[JAGG]

Which is the best for toasting marshmallows?

Who would have guessed you loved marshmallows ?

[Metro]

Who would have guessed you loved marshmallows ?

Would reference to s'mores be cliché?

[willow]

Have we overdone it?

[Metro]

Have we overdone it?

Is poor cousin "It" overworked and underpaid?

[puddin']

was cousin it even employed?!

[Metro]

was cousin it even employed?!

Wasn't Itt full of talent?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't it hair that he was full of?

[SoulShineFemme]

Isn't it hair that he was full of?

Do you think he and Lurch were good buddies?

[JAGG]

Do you think he and Lurch were good buddies?

Arev you really going to leave a good buddy in the lurch?

[puddin']

isn't dat considered treasonous?

[Hollylane]

Is this where one would request "Parley"?

[JAGG]

Is this where one would request "Parley"?

Has my request finally been granted?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What is it that you want????

[Hollylane]

Is it sometimes hard to tell the difference between a want and a need?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a need?????

[Hollylane]

Isn't the more important question about whether your needs are being met?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can't we focus on you for a bit?

[Hollylane]

Am I looking fuzzy around the edges?

[puddin']

is it a bit like cousin it?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I need a haircut?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you sit on your ends?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't sitting usually involve perching on your rear end?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are we still talking hair length?

[Hollylane]

Did you want to talk at greater length?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How much greater?

[Hollylane]

Are you using the grater for cheese enchiladas?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Corn or flour?

[Hollylane]

Are you suggesting that I'm corny sometimes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you saying that you're not?

[Hollylane]

Are you tying me up in knots?

[JAGG]

Are you tying me up in knots?

Did you know a tied knot can choke you to death?

[willow]

Did you know a tied knot can choke you to death?

Have you reached the end of your rope?

[Metro]

Have you reached the end of your rope?

As in nautical "lines"?

[willow]

As in nautical "lines"?

Are you in line for the throne?

[Metro]

Are you in line for the throne?

Is that a Royal "No"?

[puddin']

is dat sim'lar to a royal pain in da arse?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you planning to bend over now?

[puddin']

is dat safe wit' you around?!!

[willow]

is dat safe wit' you around?!!

Is there safety in numbers?

[SoNotHer]

Are we now talking about a daisy chain?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would that be fun?

[puddin']

how could it not be?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What if there are too many flowers and not enough stems?

[willow]

What if there are too many flowers and not enough stems?

Could we play love me, love me not?

[ForeverBlue]

Could we play love me, love me not?

do you own a ping pong table?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How big is your paddle?

[ForeverBlue]

How big is your paddle?

is that the biggest ball you have?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why do people think I have big balls?

[ForeverBlue]

Why do people think I have big balls?

havent you heard the rumours?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How can you believe that of me?

[ForeverBlue]

How can you believe that of me?

can you blame me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have I ever blamed you before?

[ForeverBlue]

Have I ever blamed you before?

Are you telling me the rumours are false?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you telling me the rumours are false?

Are you telling me you are a rumor monger-er?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you telling me you are a rumor monger-er?

Do you read the newspaper?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you read the newspaper?



Do you believe it??? :sunglass:

[ForeverBlue]

Do you believe it??? :sunglass:

were you surprised when you won 5 million dollars?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you fallen and can't get up?

[ForeverBlue]

Have you fallen and can't get up?

can you please call 911?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is anything injured other than your pride?

[ForeverBlue]

Is anything injured other than your pride?

do you have a helmet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you mind if it has a Mohawk?

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[ForeverBlue]

Do you mind if it has a Mohawk?

http://motorcyclehelmetmohawks.com/Mohawk/GreenHelmetMohawk.gif

is that a fashion statement?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like that sort of thing?

[puddin']

did i eva suggest such a thang?! and would it matta if i did?

[willow]

If I couldn't care less, would you mind?

[SoNotHer]

Would that be a case of mind over matter?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t493VQcu8y8/Tv61B71gIkI/AAAAAAAADdM/ej4N2WntNsc/s640/mindovermatter.jpg

[Hollylane]

Are you saying brain matter, matters?

[SoNotHer]

"Do you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"

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[Hollylane]

"Didn't you, didn't you use to have that on the other side?"

[puddin']

would dat be when we took a walk on da wild side?

[LeftWriteFemme]

would dat be when we took a walk on da wild side?



Who are you, Lou Reed????


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[ForeverBlue]

Who are you, Lou Reed????


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Do you know him personally?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever wished you could sing like that?

[SoNotHer]

Does it count if I can make something other than my mouth sound like Lou Reed?

[ForeverBlue]

Does it count if I can make something other than my mouth sound like Lou Reed?

Does anyone want to dance?

[Metro]

Does anyone want to dance?

Is that a happy dance?

[ForeverBlue]

Is that a happy dance?

can you do this and then jump this high?

[Metro]

can you do this and then jump this high?

how low can you go?

[ForeverBlue]

how low can you go?

how deep do you think this well is?

[Metro]

how deep do you think this well is?

how old is baby Jessica now?

[ForeverBlue]

how old is baby Jessica now?

didnt her mother marry a Greek?

[Metro]

didnt her mother marry a Greek?

wouldn't Jacki O approve?

[ForeverBlue]

wouldn't Jacki O approve?

is anyone ever good enough?

[Metro]

is anyone ever good enough?

don't you think so?

[willow]

don't you think so?

So, a needle pulling thread?

[ForeverBlue]

So, a needle pulling thread?

are those your pink knitted mittens?

[Metro]

So, a needle pulling thread?

Isn't it a darned shame?

are those your pink knitted mittens?

Would a muff be just as fashionable?

[willow]

Is it true you are a darn good stud muffin?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is it true you are a darn good stud muffin?

Are there blueberries in this plate of stud muffins?

[Metro]

Are there blueberries in this plate of stud muffins?

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Would you prefer butter or margarine?

[ForeverBlue]

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Would you prefer butter or margarine?

is one creamer than the other?

[puddin']

do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?!

[ForeverBlue]

do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?!

is it true that some people eat only the tops?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are there other people who only eat bottoms?

[ForeverBlue]

Are there other people who only eat bottoms?

is it not the same as switches?

[willow]

Did the fairies switch you at birth?

[Metro]

Did the fairies switch you at birth?


Is that fairy dust on your lapel?

[willow]

Is that fairy dust on your lapel?

Does that mean I can fly now? http://images.paraorkut.com/img/emoticons/images/t/tinkerbell-293.gif

[Metro]

Does that mean I can fly now? http://images.paraorkut.com/img/emoticons/images/t/tinkerbell-293.gif

Do you have a reservation?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you have a reservation?

cant I just sit down?

[puddin']

might i join you fo' a spell?

[willow]

Did you put a spell on me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you spell that for me please?

[willow]

Where do I sign up for the spelling bee?

[LeftWriteFemme]

In a hive or is this a ground bee you are joining?

[puddin']

when did you break out in hives?

[Metro]

when did you break out in hives?

Isn't she the queen bee?

[ForeverBlue]

Isn't she the queen bee?

Want some toast with honey?

[SoNotHer]

Why do evenings that start with a toast often end within someone toasted enough to call everyone honey?

[puddin']

if you call ever'one honey, does dat automatically make 'em sweet?

[willow]

Do you drive a stick shift?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you drive a stick shift?

Don't you know that anything else is essentially a go-cart?

[SoNotHer]

Wanna watch me do a twenty-three point turn with my go cart?

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[LeftWriteFemme]

How did you get it unstuck???

[Girl Friday]

How did you get it unstuck???


What if I like it stuck?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you really that kind of girl? ;)

[Girl Friday]

Are you really that kind of girl? ;)

What if I am? :blush:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you come join the rest of us girls who like it stuck?

[puddin']

if i stick it, do we all win?!

[willow]

Do winners take it all?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How far do they take it?

[willow]

Will you go all the way?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which way are we going?

[ForeverBlue]

Which way are we going?

how did you get us lost?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you stop and ask for directions?

[ForeverBlue]

Did you stop and ask for directions?

was that a four way stop?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who has the right of way?

[Hollylane]

Is there always a right way?

[Girl Friday]

Is there always a right way?

Is right always the way?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't 3 lefts make a right?

[Girl Friday]

Don't 3 lefts make a right?

Aren't 3 lefts really just 2 lefts and one leftover?

[Hollylane]

Are leftovers something best served cold?

[puddin']

uhmmm, wasn't dat revenge bein' a dish best served cold?

[Girl Friday]

uhmmm, wasn't dat revenge bein' a dish best served cold?

Do you want to have that with a nice Chianti and some fava beans Clarice?

[willow]

Shall I dress up in my good bag and your cheap shoes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do the cheap shoes squeak?

[ForeverBlue]

Do the cheap shoes squeak?

Have you sprung a leak?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How exactly do you mean that?

[ForeverBlue]

How exactly do you mean that?

Do I have to explain everything? :readfineprint:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do I hear a bit of bass in your voice?

[mustangjeano]

Do I hear a bit of bass in your voice?

Is the brass section playing now?

[ForeverBlue]

Is the brass section playing now?

Do you know how to blow your own horn?

[Hollylane]

Do you need a tissue?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How did you know I am sick?

[Hollylane]

Can I offer you some sprite, soup and crackers?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know how kind you are?

[Hollylane]

What kind am I?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you mind if I say you are the best kind?

[Gentle Tiger]

Has anyone seen the statue of donuts?

[willow]

Is it decorated in gold leaf?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you guessing?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you guessing?

Why do you look so confused so early in the day?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want to make a wager as to why?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you want to make a wager as to why?

Do you have lots of extra cash?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you think I wanted to bet cash????

[ForeverBlue]

Did you think I wanted to bet cash????

What exactly did you have in mind?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there something we could bet that if you lose or I lose we both win????

[puddin']

if i said yes, would you hold it against me?

[ForeverBlue]

Is there something we could bet that if you lose or I lose we both win????

Did you check our contract?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there a lot of fine print?

[LeftWriteFemme]

if i said yes, would you hold it against me?



Are you available now?

[ForeverBlue]

Is there a lot of fine print?

Di you even read the first page?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't it be negligent not to?

[ForeverBlue]

Wouldn't it be negligent not to?

Have you ever did time?

[puddin']

time in a bottle?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Didn't you know I crawled out of that bottle?

[ForeverBlue]

Didn't you know I crawled out of that bottle?

wasnt it sealed properly?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know how tough it was to break that seal?

[puddin']

it was sealed properly, and we crawled out regardless?

[LeftWriteFemme]

is that surprising?

[puddin']

to me? no, is it to you?

[ForeverBlue]

to me? no, is it to you?

What kind of bottle was it anyways?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you be surprised if it surprised me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What kind of bottle was it anyways?


Did it look like this?

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[puddin']

did it look like dat and den some?

[ForeverBlue]

did it look like dat and den some?

was there pickles in there?

[LeftWriteFemme]

If you like them sliced which way do you like them sliced?

[ForeverBlue]

If you like them sliced which way do you like them sliced?

can you cut them right down the center for Me?

[puddin']

can i have mine sliced long and slim, fo' me sammich?

[ForeverBlue]

can i have mine sliced long and slim, fo' me sammich?

cant we have BBQ'd hamburgers instead?

[Hollylane]

What is next, trimming the crusts off the sandwiches?

[puddin']

oh, would you please?!