Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[candy_coated_bitch]

What's the difference between a Chinese whisper and any other whisper?

[agape]

What's the difference between a Chinese whisper and any other whisper?

Did you break my good china?

[o'queery]

Did you break my good china?

Was it the the chinese wine that got you drunk?

[agape]

Was it the the chinese wine that got you drunk?

why does everyone think I'm drunk all the time?

[willow]

why does everyone think I'm drunk all the time?

Did you fall down again?

[agape]

Did you fall down again?

Did you push me?

[willow]

Why did you push me?

Are you a pushover?

[agape]

Are you a pushover?

Are you saying this is over?

[willow]

Are you saying this is over?

Must I repeat myself?

[puddin']

is repetition da name o' da game?

[ForeverBlue]

is repetition da name o' da game?

what kind of game do you have in mind?

[willow]

what kind of game do you have in mind?

Do you mind if I go first?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you mind if if I go first?

Is there only one bathroom?

[willow]

Is there only one bathroom?

Did you form an orderly queue?

[MysticOceansFL]

Did you form an orderly queue?




Are you not in an orderly Fashion?:fastdraq:

[willow]

Are you not in an orderly Fashion?:fastdraq:

Are we in hiding from the fashion police?

[puddin']

do you think i'm not fashionable?!!

[ONLY]

do you think i'm not fashionable?!!

Should I answer that?

[willow]

Should I answer that?

Is it a secret?

[agape]

Is it a secret?

Are you good at keeping secrets?

[willow]

Are you good at keeping secrets?

Do you have a treasured keepsake?

[candy_coated_bitch]

Do you have a treasured keepsake?

Have you been looking through my dresser drawers again?

[agape]

Have you been looking through my dresser drawers again?

was that not allowed? :coffee:

[puddin']

was there a sign put up about it?

[agape]

was there a sign put up about it?

do you always follow the signs? :blink:

[willow]

do you always follow the signs? :blink:

Are rules there to be broken?

[agape]

Are rules there to be broken?

Can you fix what's broken?

[ONLY]

Can you fix what's broken?

Aw maaaaaaaaaaan what's broken now? :hammer:

[willow]

Aw maaaaaaaaaaan what's broken now? :hammer:

Should I expect seven years bad luck?

[Hollylane]

Are you fair?

[puddin']

do you mean fair skinned?

[willow]

do you mean fair skinned?

Is there more than one way to skin a cat?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that the most awful old idiom?

[willow]

Isn't that the most awful old idiom?

Does it rub you up the wrong way?

[Hollylane]

Did you come to that conclusion because of the size of my bottle brush tail?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who are you brushing with that tail?

[puddin']

isn't it a bottle we're brushin'?

[willow]

isn't it a bottle we're brushin'?

Is it dirty?

[Sweet Bliss]

Who said brushing with dirty toothbrush was okay? :jester:

[Hollylane]

Isn't that one only for the grout?

[Sweet Bliss]

Would grout prevent trout from escaping?

[Hollylane]

Are you stocking your pool?

[Sweet Bliss]

Do you believe your pool Boi does a great job of skimming or swimming?

[puddin']

would it be tellin' if I said I had a pool boi?

[Licious]

would it be tellin' if I said I had a pool boi?


Who would it be tellin' on?

[puddin']

well, da pool boi, naturally.

or did you have someone else in mind?

[Gentle Tiger]

Since there is Smart Water and Honest Water, does that mean there is dumb dishonest water?

[Smiling]

Since there is Smart Water and Honest Water, does that mean there is dumb dishonest water?

Is that why Evian written backwards spells naive?

[willow]

Is it naive to forgive and forget?

[puddin']

is it mo' naïve to (intentionally) fo'get and not learn and grow?

[Gentle Tiger]

is it mo' naïve to (intentionally) fo'get and not learn and grow?

If a weed grows in the forest does it make a sound?

[puddin']

uhmm, can you smoke dat weed?

[willow]

uhmm, can you smoke dat weed?

Have you ever had the feeling you spent the whole day shovelling smoke?

[Bad_boi]

Have you ever had the feeling you spent the whole day shovelling smoke?

Have you ever found anything cool while digging?

[JAGG]

Have you ever found anything cool while digging?

Is it too cool for shorts?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it too cool for shorts?

Are shorts cool?

[Nat]

Are shorts cool?

Are culottes cool?

[puddin']

:| are culottes as cool as skorts!

[willow]

:| are culottes as cool as skorts!

Are you hiding something?

[Hollylane]

Did you look for a secret compartment?

[willow]

Who uses compartmentalisation as an unconscious psychological defence mechanism?

[Kätzchen]

Willow, your question sounds remarkably like something I overheard once at a cocktail party: Were you there, too???

[willow]

Willow, your question sounds remarkably like something I overheard once at a cocktail party: Were you there, too???

Were you eavesdropping? :blink:

[puddin']

would it be held against me if I said I was?

[ONLY]

would it be held against me if I said I was?

What would she be holding against you? :blush:

[willow]

What would she be holding against you? :blush:

Is she holding you to ransom?

[puddin']

*wonderin'* would it be paid if she was?

[willow]

*wonderin'* would it be paid if she was?

Shall I demand a raise?

[puddin']

shall i raise a demand?!

[willow]

shall i raise a demand?!

Are you trying to turn this on its head?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you trying to turn this on its head?

Would you rather I turned you on your tail???

[puddin']

what if I jus' turn tail and run?

[willow]

what if I jus' turn tail and run?

Will you give me a run for my money?

[puddin']

could i jus' run with your money?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it fast cash?

[puddin']

would you ratha it be cold?

[willow]

would you ratha it be cold?

Does a cold nose mean a warm heart?

[Erryl]

Does a cold nose mean a warm heart?

Why oh why does my dog stick his cold nose in my face at 3am?

[Redsunflower]

Why oh why does my dog stick his cold nose in my face at 3am?

Is he trying to wake you up?

[ONLY]

Is he trying to wake you up?

Or do you think he is trying to tell you something?

[willow]

Or do you think he is trying to tell you something?

If I answer your question, do I have to kill you?

[LeeaSkyy]

do you want to fake my death?

[silkepus]

do you want to fake my death?

Do I have to do everything around here?

[puddin']

do you not want to be in charge?!

[silkepus]

do you not want to be in charge?!

Do I look like I wanna be in charge!?

[C0LLETTE]

Would you work for 2 peanuts and a bitcoin?

[silkepus]

Would you work for 2 peanuts and a bitcoin?

Who wouldnt?

[~baby~doll~]

Who wouldnt?

Have you asked?

[willow]

Have you asked?

Would you like to swing on a star?

[puddin']

carry moonbeams home in a jar?

[C0LLETTE]

think you're better than you are?

[~baby~doll~]

think you're better than you are?

Do you want me to ask someone else?

[C0LLETTE]

Did you take my question the wrong way?

[willow]

Did you take my question the wrong way?

Do two wrongs make a right?

[C0LLETTE]

how many right turns would get you back to where you started?

[willow]

how many right turns would get you back to where you started?

Are you lost?

[C0LLETTE]

Think you could be my guide to the Universe?

[silkepus]

Think you could be my guide to the Universe?

Haven't you read a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?

[C0LLETTE]

Is there a Dummies Guide?

[willow]

Is there a Dummies Guide?


Is it only dummies who choose to miss out on their share of country goodness?

[C0LLETTE]

Will there be pie?

[~baby~doll~]

Was there cherry or apple pie?

[C0LLETTE]

Which would you prefer?

[~baby~doll~]

What would be your choice?

[C0LLETTE]

Would you mind if I have what you have?

[~baby~doll~]

Do you think it would okay if we just took two pieces?

[C0LLETTE]

Would one of those 2 pieces be for me?

[~baby~doll~]

Did you have to ask? Oh which one would you like?

[willow]

Did you have to ask? Oh which one would you like?

Can we have a taster session so I can decide?

[TruTexan]

Can we have a taster session so I can decide?

what do you think this is, a sampler plate? Who encouraged this ?

[C0LLETTE]

After what we just put the waitress through, did you give her a big tip?

[puddin']

was her tip monetary or verbal?

[~baby~doll~]

Wouldn't you think it would be verbal?

[C0LLETTE]

was it, possibly, a tongue lashing?

[puddin']

how many words do you think were involved?

[willow]

how many words do you think were involved?

How big is the difference between involvement and commitment?

[Redsunflower]

How big is the difference between involvement and commitment?

Do you think the waitress would know?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you think she could count the clauses in each word and find there was no difference?

[ONLY]

Do you think she could count the clauses in each word and find there was no difference?

Would it make a difference if she could or not?

[C0LLETTE]

How will I ever know?

[ONLY]

How will I ever know?

how bout you ask?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you think the question might be misunderstood leading to great embarrassment all round?

[ONLY]

Do you think the question might be misunderstood leading to great embarrassment all round?

Do you think that is a long question with 2 big words? lol

[C0LLETTE]

You wanted a paragraph?

[ONLY]

You wanted a paragraph?

how bout only 2 syllable words?

[C0LLETTE]

Are you asking me to dumb down or just simplify?

[ONLY]

Are you asking me to dumb down or just simplify?

hey pretty sure "simplify" has 3 syllables, doesn't it? :p

[C0LLETTE]

Aren't you the clever one?

[ONLY]

Aren't you the clever one?

Why thank you BUT do you truly believe that?

[willow]

Why thank you BUT do you truly believe that?

Do you believe in fairies?

[puddin']

are you askin' if i believe in fairy tales?

[willow]

are you askin' if i believe in fairy tales?

Have you been telling tales?

[puddin']

would you hate me if i did?

[willow]

would you hate me if i did?

Have you ever walked the fine line between love and hate?

[Redsunflower]

Have you ever walked the fine line between love and hate?

Can I walk it on my hands?

[willow]

Can I walk it on my hands?

Were you caught red handed?

[Rolo]

Were you caught red handed?

Does that make me guilty?

[ONLY]

Does that make me guilty?

Do I look guilty?:byebye:

[willow]

Do I look guilty?:byebye:

Aren't you guilty until you prove your innocence?

[Daktari]

Aren't you guilty until you prove your innocence?

Does this court recognise national laws?

[C0LLETTE]

Do the laws of nature supersede national laws?

[willow]

Do the laws of nature supersede national laws?

Is it in your nature to break the law?

[Daktari]

Is it in your nature to break the law?

Do you break wind instead of the law??

[willow]

Do you break wind instead of the law??

Did you remember the wind breaker for the beach picnic?

[Redsunflower]

Did you remember the wind breaker for the beach picnic?

Do you think we'll need it?

[willow]

Do you think we'll need it?

Shouldn't we bring it anyway as a just-in-case?

[Candelion]

Shouldn't we bring it anyway as a just-in-case?

Isn't that playing it a little too safe?

[willow]

Isn't that playing it a little too safe?

Does being safe happen by accident?

[Candelion]

Does being safe happen by accident?

Do I seem like I know anything about safety?

[C0LLETTE]

Are accidents just acts of fate, negligence or stupidity?

[willow]

Are accidents just acts of fate, negligence or stupidity?

Is this the holy trinity of safety?

[C0LLETTE]

Is this the holy trinity of safety?

What's a holy trinity?

[Candelion]

What's a holy trinity?

Wouldn't that be three doughnuts? :P

[willow]

Wouldn't that be three doughnuts? :P

As a general rule of thumb, do you see the doughnut or the hole?

[Redsunflower]

As a general rule of thumb, do you see the doughnut or the hole?

Don't you eat it too quickly to notice?

[C0LLETTE]

How else do you think I got this muffin-top?

[Redsunflower]

How else do you think I got this muffin-top?

Do you not have a corset to sook it all in?

[C0LLETTE]

Did I give you the impression I was into Bondage?

[Redsunflower]

Are those handcuffs hanging from your belt?

[C0LLETTE]

Think you have the key?

[Redsunflower]

Think you have the key?

Is it F# minor?

[C0LLETTE]

Are you now suggesting I'm a paedophile???????

[ONLY]

Are you now suggesting I'm a paedophile???????

WTF????? :|

[C0LLETTE]

WTF????? :|

Did you read the post that came before?

[ONLY]

Did you read the post that came before?

Am I old enough to read it? :p

[C0LLETTE]

Am I old enough to read it? :p

What does your birth certificate say?

[ONLY]

What does your birth certificate say?

I think it says "please use with caution" but my eyesight is not so great, can you take a look for me, please?

[C0LLETTE]

are you sure you want me know that much about you?

[ONLY]

are you sure you want me know that much about you?

lol pretty sure you might have found out more here than what is on my driver's license dontcha think?

[C0LLETTE]

lol pretty sure you might have found out more here than what is on my driver's license dontcha think?

Does your license mention how much you love your gf?

[ONLY]

Does your license mention how much you love your gf?

WOW do you think I could put that on there?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you know someone down at motor vehicles branch ?

[ONLY]

Do you know someone down at motor vehicles branch ?

hhhhmmmm possibly, why?

[C0LLETTE]

Is it someone with enough clout to counterfeir your license?

[ONLY]

Is it someone with enough clout to counterfeir your license?

Are youuuu TALKING to me?

[C0LLETTE]

You see anyone else in here?

[ONLY]

You see anyone else in here?

I don't SEE anyone in here, do you?

[C0LLETTE]

You think I'm just an illusion?

[ONLY]

You think I'm just an illusion?

maybe more a figment of my imagination?

[C0LLETTE]

can't you decide for yourself?

[ONLY]

can't you decide for yourself?

You are asking me that, really?????

[C0LLETTE]

no offense intended but are you deaf?

[ONLY]

no offense intended but are you deaf?

Would it matter?

*I think I will be heading to sleep.......have a nice night ;) *

[C0LLETTE]

night..... thanks again for the fun

[Breathless]

So.... What's the question?

[willow]

So.... What's the question?

Do you have short term memory loss?

[puddin']

uhmmm... say what again?!

[ONLY]

uhmmm... say what again?!

"What"? Did you hear it that time? lol

[C0LLETTE]

Why are you shouting?

[ONLY]

Why are you shouting?

No cap letters, so who is shouting?

[Gentle Tiger]

No cap letters, so who is shouting?

Did you shout it all out?

[C0LLETTE]

No cap letters, so who is shouting?

Only caps indicate shouting and we should ignore tone?

[ONLY]

Only caps indicate shouting and we should ignore tone?

yes......? lol

[C0LLETTE]

yes......? lol

Are you getting ever more subtle and clever in your responses?

[ONLY]

Are you getting ever more subtle and clever in your responses?

We need to take a poll on that, dontcha think?

[C0LLETTE]

We need to take a poll on that, dontcha think?

Think we can get more than just the two of us to vote?

[ONLY]

Think we can get more than just the two of us to vote?

Thinking I don't want to know what others think if I am subtle or clever soooooooo how bout we stop it while we can?

[C0LLETTE]

Thinking I don't want to know what others think if I am subtle or clever soooooooo how bout we stop it while we can?

Got any extra cash cause we could buy you a few votes?

[ONLY]

Got any extra cash cause we could buy you a few votes?

Did you not learn anything from previous post about my cash?

[C0LLETTE]

Did you not learn anything from previous post about my cash?

Was that a subtle pity ploy to get a loan ?

[ONLY]

Was that a subtle pity ploy to get a loan ?

Loans from the bank but would never go to a loan shark, would you? :|

[C0LLETTE]

Loans from the bank but would never go to a loan shark, would you? :|

Rather risk a low credit score than get your legs broken?

[ONLY]

Rather risk a low credit score than get your legs broken?

What would I do with broken legs?

[C0LLETTE]

What would I do with broken legs?

Are you the type to ask who they belong to first before doing something with them?

[ONLY]

Are you the type to ask who they belong to first before doing something with them?

I am polite like that, didn't you know?

[C0LLETTE]

I am polite like that, didn't you know?

How would I know if "polite" isn't in your profile?

[ONLY]

How would I know if "polite" isn't in your profile?

Hhhhmmmm can't you get that from my posts?

[C0LLETTE]

Hhhhmmmm can't you get that from my posts?

Do I have "mind-reader " in my profile?

[ONLY]

Do I have "mind-reader " in my profile?

I don't know, do you?

[C0LLETTE]

I don't know, do you?

Don't you see it there, right next to my photo?

[Candelion]

Don't you see it there, right next to my photo?

Is that image photoshopped?

[willow]

Is that image photoshopped?

Are you calling me a fraudster?

[C0LLETTE]

Are you calling me a fraudster?

you think my pic looks too good to be real?

[silkepus]

you think my pic looks too good to be real?

Is it possible to look too good?

[C0LLETTE]

Is it possible to look too good?

Haven't you seen plastic surgery before?

[willow]

Haven't you seen plastic surgery before?

Is plastic fantastic?

[silkepus]

Is plastic fantastic?



why, are you a barbie girl?

[willow]

why, are you a barbie girl?

Do you want to go to a party?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you want to go to a party?

Are you planning to bring Ken too?

[willow]

Are you planning to bring Ken too?

Should I pick him up en route?

[C0LLETTE]

Should I pick him up en route?

Is he a little icon on your GPS?

[willow]

Is he a little icon on your GPS?

Do you consider him iconic?

:blink:

[C0LLETTE]

Do you consider him iconic?

:blink:

Wouldn't 60 years of hard plastic make anyone iconic?

[Miss_J]

Wouldn't 60 years of hard plastic make anyone iconic?

60 years of hard plastic and not one bit anatomically correct, isn't that ironic?

[Sweet Bliss]

Is Barbie 60 years old? :|

[C0LLETTE]

Is Barbie 60 years old? :|

Didn't you know she's young at heart ( that lil red dot on her left missing breast) ?

[ONLY]

Didn't you know she's young at heart ( that lil red dot on her left missing breast) ?

Did someone mention breasts?

[Sweet Bliss]

Who fed the cats my chicken breasts? :jester:

[C0LLETTE]

Who fed the cats my chicken breasts? :jester:

Will you punish whoever stuffed the cats?

[ONLY]

Will you punish whoever stuffed the cats?

did you know I dont like cats?

[C0LLETTE]

did you know I dont like cats?

Is that why you have mice in the attic?

[willow]

Is that why you have mice in the attic?

Are they wearing clogs?

[puddin']

d'ya reckon they're riverdancin' up there in them clogs?

[willow]

d'ya reckon they're riverdancin' up there in them clogs?

Is it a rehearsal for their stage show?

[C0LLETTE]

Is it a rehearsal for their stage show?



Who designed those cute lil velveteen outfits?

[ONLY]

Who designed those cute lil velveteen outfits?

Puss N boots?

[willow]

Puss N boots?

We're those boots made for walking?

[puddin']

is that just what they'll do?

[C0LLETTE]

is that just what they'll do?

Have you heard that they'll walk right out on you?

[ONLY]

Have you heard that they'll walk right out on you?

Woooooo WTG, encore?

[C0LLETTE]

Woooooo WTG, encore?

You want more? a Two-step?

[ONLY]

You want more? a Two-step?

Nope, thinking more like hip-hop, whatcha think?

[C0LLETTE]

Nope, thinking more like hip-hop, whatcha think?

You have energy to burn?

[ONLY]

You have energy to burn?

Don't I always? :p

[C0LLETTE]

Don't I always? :p

you figure playing bfp word games is evidence of energy?

[willow]

you figure playing bfp word games is evidence of energy?

What is your kryptonite?

[C0LLETTE]

What is your kryptonite?



Can being aroused make you glow in the dark?

[puddin']

....can it?!!

[C0LLETTE]

....can it?!!

why not just box it?

[ONLY]

why not just box it?

where can I get one?