Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[C0LLETTE]

where can I get one?

You don't save those boxes from the liquor store?

[willow]

You don't save those boxes from the liquor store?

Did you put it in the recycling bin?

[ONLY]

Did you put it in the recycling bin?

Um, which one, the blue, green or black one? :confused:

[Sweet Bliss]

Um, which one, the blue, green or black one? :confused:

What did you do with the remote?

[ONLY]

What did you do with the remote?

We need a remote now for recycling? :confused:

[LeftWriteFemme]

We need a remote now for recycling? :confused:

Do you have one?

[ONLY]

Do you have one?

Where would I get one?

[C0LLETTE]

Where would I get one?

Have you been down to the Recycling Center?

[Sweet Bliss]

Do I have to do everything around here?

[C0LLETTE]

Do I have to do everything around here?

Hasn't anyone given you the list for today?

[ONLY]

Hasn't anyone given you the list for today?

So now there is a list?

[C0LLETTE]

So now there is a list?

How did you ever get this far without knowing there's always a list?

[ONLY]

How did you ever get this far without knowing there's always a list?

Well I always have a list going on but do we really need one for this thread?

[C0LLETTE]

Well I always have a list going on but do we really need one for this thread?

You don't think this thread is way deeper and more intellectual than the others?

[Sweet Bliss]

Oh please, did you put milk on your list?

[ONLY]

You don't think this thread is way deeper and more intellectual than the others?

Do you actually think I come to the fluff threads because of it's depth and meaning?:hamactor:

[C0LLETTE]

Oh please, did you put milk on your list?

How many times do I have to tell you that I'm lactose intolerant?

[ONLY]

How many times do I have to tell you that I'm lactose intolerant?

I don't retain information well, soooooooooooooo how bout at least 10 times?

[C0LLETTE]

I don't retain information well, soooooooooooooo how bout at least 10 times?

Was this because of an injury?

[ONLY]

Was this because of an injury?


I can't remember but might be a sign of menopause? :|

[C0LLETTE]

I can't remember but might be a sign of menopause? :|

How can you be having problems when you keep dragging up all these games from the long forgotten bowels of BFP ?

[ONLY]

How can you be having problems when you keep dragging up all these games from the long forgotten bowels of BFP ?

Moi......?

[C0LLETTE]

Moi......?

You want me to call you "toi"?

[ONLY]

You want me to call you "toi"?

So do you speak French?

[C0LLETTE]

So do you speak French?

Doesn't every Canadian?

[ONLY]

Doesn't every Canadian?

Does every Canadian know what a poutine is?

[C0LLETTE]

Does every Canadian know what a poutine is?

Have you ever checked into the "calorie count" of that glop?

[ONLY]

Have you ever checked into the "calorie count" of that glop?

How much....?

[C0LLETTE]

How much....?

Would you believe 10 million?

[ONLY]

Would you believe 10 million?

Sheesh, how bout a beavertail (YUM)?

[C0LLETTE]

Sheesh, how bout a beavertail (YUM)?

You sure you can deal with the snickering "beaver" jokes?

[ONLY]

You sure you can deal with the snickering "beaver" jokes?

Yes, do you have any jokes?

[C0LLETTE]

Yes, do you have any jokes?

Can you wait a bit while I go let my dog out and think about whether I want to do beaver jokes? I bbs

[ONLY]

What happened?:seeingstars:

[C0LLETTE]

What happened?:seeingstars:

Doesn't your dog ever look at you with pleading eyes?

[willow]

Doesn't your dog ever look at you with pleading eyes?

Is it an attempt at hypnosis?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it an attempt at hypnosis?

Does that work on you?

[willow]

Does that work on you?

Am I feeling sleepy?

[C0LLETTE]

Am I feeling sleepy?
are your eyelids drooping?

[willow]

are your eyelids drooping?

May I borrow a couple of matchsticks?

[ONLY]

May I borrow a couple of matchsticks?

cigarette?

[willow]

cigarette?

Don't you see the no smoking signs?

[C0LLETTE]

Don't you see the no smoking signs?

You obey every sign you see?

[willow]

You obey every sign you see?

Can you not see that I'm a good girl?

[C0LLETTE]

Can you not see that I'm a good girl?



Want to offer some proof?

[willow]

Want to offer some proof?

Is the proof of the pudding in the eating?

[C0LLETTE]

Is the proof of the pudding in the eating?

Are you surrounded by hungry wolves?

[willow]

Are you surrounded by hungry wolves?

Is this the wolf in sheep clothing talking?

[C0LLETTE]

Is this the wolf in sheep clothing talking?

Don't you think some of us might simply be lost little lambs?

[puddin']

do little lambs still eat ivy?

[C0LLETTE]

do little lambs still eat ivy?

Isn't ivy the food of the gods?

[willow]

Isn't ivy the food of the gods?

Aren't you confusing ivy with nectar?

[ONLY]

Aren't you confusing ivy with nectar?

Now I wanna know what's for lunch? :)

[C0LLETTE]

Now I wanna know what's for lunch? :)
How many people on this planet know the difference between nectar and ambrosia?

[Sweet Bliss]

How many people on this planet know the difference between nectar and ambrosia?

There's a difference?

[ONLY]

There's a difference?

Someone educate me, please? lol

[puddin']

who doesn't know the diff'rence between food and drink?!

[C0LLETTE]

who doesn't know the diff'rence between food and drink?!

where would soup fit?

[~baby~doll~]

where would soup fit?

Do You think it would fit before dinner?

[C0LLETTE]

Do You think it would fit before dinner?

lol

in a bowl but under a napkin?

[willow]

lol

in a bowl but under a napkin?

Do you hide your light under a bushel?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you hide your light under a bushel?

Aren't pecks better for that sort of thing?

[Hey You]

That depends, what would be your preference?

[weatherboi]

Have you ever known them to be productive???

[willow]

Have you ever known them to be productive???

Isn't it the productivity managers job to decide that?

[C0LLETTE]

Isn't it the productivity managers job to decide that?

Wth is a "productivity manager"?

[Hey You]

You mean you don't know?

[willow]

You mean you don't know?

Well aren't you going to tell me?

[C0LLETTE]

Well aren't you going to tell me?

If I knew, do you think I'd be asking?

[Hey You]

You think I'm a mind reader?

[willow]

You think I'm a mind reader?

If I say I don't mind, will it matter?

[Hey You]

You think I care?

[willow]

You think I care?

Who is your favourite Care Bear?

[C0LLETTE]

Who is your favourite Care Bear?

whatever happened to all those bears anyway?

[Candelion]

whatever happened to all those bears anyway?

Were they turned into Gummi Bears?

[willow]

Were they turned into Gummi Bears?

Will you save me all the green ones?

[Hey You]

Will you settle for the red ones?

[puddin']

what makes you think i'll settle fo' anything?

[C0LLETTE]

what makes you think i'll settle fo' anything?

Haven't you done that every other time?

[willow]

Haven't you done that every other time?

Is it time for a change?

[C0LLETTE]

Is it time for a change?

Are you asking me specifically ?

[ONLY]

Are you asking me specifically ?

what are we changing?

[willow]

what are we changing?

Is a change really as good as a rest?

[ONLY]

Is a change really as good as a rest?

oh man, is it? :|

[willow]

oh man, is it? :|

Are you a doubting Thomas?

[C0LLETTE]

Are you a doubting Thomas?

Should I read back through the thread to see how you got here?

[C0LLETTE]

You figure he doesn't exist?

[KayCee]

Should I read back through the thread to see how you got here?

What's a thread?

[C0LLETTE]

What's a thread?

You didn't realise you were in one now?

[KayCee]

You didn't realise you were in one now?

Do I have to realize anything?

[C0LLETTE]

Do I have to realize anything?

what's the point otherwise?

[KayCee]

what's the point otherwise?

Who needs a point?

[JAGG]

Who needs a point?

Does this story have a point ?

[silkepus]

Does this story have a point ?

Whats the point of stories?

[C0LLETTE]

Whats the point of stories?

Would you like to tell me a pointless story, please.

[KayCee]

Would you like to tell me a pointless story, please.

What's all this about a story?

[C0LLETTE]

What's all this about a story?

Doesn't everything have a story?

[KayCee]

Doesn't everything have a story?

Aren't stories boring?

[C0LLETTE]

Aren't stories boring?

Are you a good listener?

[KayCee]

Are you a good listener?

Do I have to be?

[C0LLETTE]

Do I have to be?

Wouldn't you think a person has to be a good listener to qualify to judge a story?

[puddin']

what if they're jus' judgin' the book by it's cover?

[C0LLETTE]

what if they're jus' judgin' the book by it's cover?

Wouldn't you think that was risky?

BTW puddin..if you quote the previous response it's easier for this slow thinking person to follow lol

[willow]

Wouldn't you think that was risky?


Do you always play it safe?

[KayCee]

Do you always play it safe?

Isn't it better to not play at all?

[C0LLETTE]

Isn't it better to not play at all?

Do you have a low risk tolerance?

[ONLY]

Do you have a low risk tolerance?

Ever sky dive?

[C0LLETTE]

Ever sky dive?

Ever landed?

[Candelion]

Ever landed?

Do you know a good place to land?

[willow]

Do you know a good place to land?

Can I trust you to land a couple of fish for dinner?

[C0LLETTE]

Can I trust you to land a couple of fish for dinner?

Don't you think it's a bit fishy of you to ask that? Are you carping?

[willow]

Don't you think it's a bit fishy of you to ask that? Are you carping?

Why would I be fussing over fish?

[C0LLETTE]

Why would I be fussing over fish?

Isn't that a whale of a question?

[willow]

Isn't that a whale of a question?

Does size matter?

[MysticOceansFL]

Does size matter?



Can you make adjustments?

[C0LLETTE]

Can you make adjustments?

Are you asking me to compromise?

[puddin']

wouldn't it be mo' like negotiatin' terms o' agreement?

[willow]

wouldn't it be mo' like negotiatin' terms o' agreement?

Will you be signing that with a term of endearment?

[C0LLETTE]

Will you be signing that with a term of endearment?

Do you want a ring or a legal document?

[Hey You]

What if I want both?

[willow]

What if I want both?

What will you do if I get to them first?

[C0LLETTE]

What will you do if I get to them first?

Do you think there are some lawyers out there working in jewelry stores?

[Hey You]

Have you ever looked for one?

[willow]

Have you ever looked for one?

Wouldn't I have to be jacked into The Matrix for that?

[C0LLETTE]

Wouldn't I have to be jacked into The Matrix for that?

Would I be forgiven if I said that I'm not quite sure what "jacked into The Matrix" means?

[willow]

Would I be forgiven if I said that I'm not quite sure what "jacked into The Matrix" means?

Are you asking for absolution?

[C0LLETTE]

Are you asking for absolution?

Do I need to confess that I am?

[ONLY]

Do I need to confess that I am?

When was the last time you confessed?

[Candelion]

When was the last time you confessed?

Do you really think she's ever confessed?

[ONLY]

Do you really think she's ever confessed?

What do you think she needs to confess about?:|

[Gentle Tiger]

What do you think she needs to confess about?:|

Is there even enough time?

[willow]

Is there even enough time?

What is with this stitch in time saving nine?

[ONLY]

What is with this stitch in time saving nine?

Does that have something to do with a cat?

[willow]

Does that have something to do with a cat?

Is she a practical cat?

[Hey You]

Which cat from the musical Cats would she most resemble?

[Sweet Bliss]

Which cat from the musical Cats would she most resemble?

Hey You, are you saying my sewing skills are sup par?

[ONLY]

Hey You, are you saying my sewing skills are sup par?

How did we get from musical cats to Sweet Bliss' sewing skills?

[C0LLETTE]

How did we get from musical cats to Sweet Bliss' sewing skills?

Have you considered that that is the beauty of this thread?

[ONLY]

Have you considered that that is the beauty of this thread?

Why do they call it a drive way when you park in it, and a park way when you drive on it?

[willow]

Why do they call it a drive way when you park in it, and a park way when you drive on it?

Is this thread driving us round the bend?

[Stolen Kiss]

Is this thread driving us round the bend?

Wouldn't that be a better alternative to driving us mad?

[C0LLETTE]

Is this thread driving us round the bend?

Do you think we should divert it?

[ONLY]

Do you think we should divert it?

Wanna take the Crazy Train? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdHbA4GlSI

[willow]

Wanna take the Crazy Train? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdHbA4GlSI

Can you guarantee we won't derail?

[silkepus]

Can you guarantee we won't derail?

Can you guarantee we'll get there in the end?

[ONLY]

Can you guarantee we'll get there in the end?

It be a hellava ride, wanna risk it?

[willow]

It be a hellava ride, wanna risk it?

Does no risk mean no reward?

[ONLY]

Does no risk mean no reward?

Depends what kinda reward you want?

[willow]

Depends what kinda reward you want?

Can I have a gold medal?

[JennaMagia]

Can I have a gold medal?

Would silver do?

[C0LLETTE]

Would silver do?

You think I should settle for second best?

[willow]

You think I should settle for second best?

Do you mean 'settle' like sugar in a sack?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about a sack of potatoes?

[Sweet Bliss]

What about a sack of potatoes?

Didn't you say never mind the taters, get yams? :canadian:

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the Candy?

[C0LLETTE]

What about the Candy?

Is that all you ever think about, candy?

[silkepus]

Is that all you ever think about, candy?

What else would I think about? Other people? World peace? The oscars?

[willow]

What else would I think about? Other people? World peace? The oscars?

What about a chocolate Oscar?

http://www.onceuponachocolate.com/shop/images/154.JPG

[C0LLETTE]

Why is it that whirled peas is never enough for you?

[Hey You]

Can I have corn instead?

[C0LLETTE]

Are you implying there was a kernel of truth in my post?

[willow]

Is this a game of truth or dare?

[puddin']

dare i say it is not?

[C0LLETTE]

dare i say it is not?

Are you being negative?

[Hollylane]

Did you know that I positively love a good book?

[willow]

Did you know that I positively love a good book?

Have you ever judged a book by its cover?

[Hollylane]

Why? Is the dust jacket hiding a different book?

[Hey You]

What if it was? Would you still read it?

[C0LLETTE]

What if it was? Would you still read it?

Can you give me a synopsis?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you give me a synopsis?

Will it be brief?

[C0LLETTE]

why do you always want to talk about your underpants?

[Hey You]

Don't you know where discussions about underpants lead?

[willow]

Don't you know where discussions about underpants lead?

Do you lead from the front?

[Hey You]

Do you lead from the front?

Will you let me lead from the top?

[C0LLETTE]

Would it be ok if I just happily stay in the middle?

[willow]

Would it be ok if I just happily stay in the middle?

If you were a sandwich filling which filling would you be?

[C0LLETTE]

If you were a sandwich filling which filling would you be?

What about tuna... someone might think I was dolphin and try to save me?

[Hollylane]

Is there a tent revival nearby?

[C0LLETTE]

Is there a tent revival nearby?

I know you're good at speaking in tongues but how are you at passing a snake around?

[Bèsame*]

I know you're good at speaking in tongues but how are you at passing a snake around?

Can the snake be caught by you first?

[C0LLETTE]

Can the snake be caught by you first?

Do you mind if I feed it a few rats first to slow it down.

[willow]

Do you mind if I feed it a few rats first to slow it down.

Do you think I give a rats arse what you feed the snake?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you think I give a rats arse what you feed the snake?

Aren't you the official PETA rep on this site?

[lamuymuyfem]

If we didn't have one, would it be the same?

[C0LLETTE]

If we didn't have one, would it be the same?

Don't you think that one good PETA rep can change the world?

[willow]

Don't you think that one good PETA rep can change the world?

When I rule the world will you be my PETA representative?

[sara-bera]

When I rule the world will you be my PETA representative?

Why would you want to rule the world?

[C0LLETTE]

Why would you want to rule the world?

You have some other planet you'd rather rule?

[sara-bera]

You have some other planet you'd rather rule?

Don't you think it'd be a lot of work?

[C0LLETTE]

Don't you think it'd be a lot of work?

Are you doubting my omniscience?

[sara-bera]

Are you doubting my omniscience?

In that case, do you worry you might get bored?

[C0LLETTE]

In that case, do you worry you might get bored?

Can you really imagine an active mind ever being bored?

[sara-bera]

Can you really imagine an active mind ever being bored?

Doesn't omniscient meant that you know all there is to know?

[C0LLETTE]

Doesn't omniscient meant that you know all there is to know?

Once you know everything, don't you think there's great pleasure in moving stuff around to keep everyone on their toes?

[sara-bera]

Once you know everything, don't you think there's great pleasure in moving stuff around to keep everyone on their toes?

Do you think they need the stimulation?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you think they need the stimulation?

Don't you think everyone would benefit from a lil more stimulating now?

[silkepus]

Don't you think everyone would benefit from a lil more stimulating now?

ehrm... what kind of stimulation are we talking about?

[C0LLETTE]

ehrm... what kind of stimulation are we talking about?

Do you need step by step instructions?

[willow]

Do you need step by step instructions?

Are they stepping stones or almost submerged crocodiles? :confused:

[C0LLETTE]

Are they stepping stones or almost submerged crocodiles? :confused:

Do crocodile tears really fool you?

[silkepus]

Do crocodile tears really fool you?

Do I look like a fool?

[sara-bera]

Do I look like a fool?

Does anyone else want to answer this one?

[C0LLETTE]

Do I look like a fool?
No, but what's behind that mask?

[C0LLETTE]

Does anyone else want to answer this one?

Did you just get cold feet?

[sara-bera]

Did you just get cold feet?

Have I given the impression that I'm a flight risk?

[C0LLETTE]

Have I given the impression that I'm a flight risk?

Would I be the first to tell you that your posts are risqué?

[sara-bera]

Would I be the first to tell you that your posts are risqué?

Do you think you'll be the last?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you think you'll be the last?

Aren't you the one that said we were soul mates and would be together forever?

[sara-bera]

Aren't you the one that said we were soul mates and would be together forever?

Do you suppose one could be too optimistic?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you suppose one could be too optimistic?

Do you see any benefit in pessimism?

[sara-bera]

Do you see any benefit in pessimism?

What ever happened to just being realistic?

[C0LLETTE]

What ever happened to just being realistic?

Never occurred to you that being realistic is a dead end?

[sara-bera]

Never occurred to you that being realistic is a dead end?

Would you believe that I've never hit a dead end?

[C0LLETTE]

Would you believe that I've never hit a dead end?

would you believe I believe you?

[sara-bera]

would you believe I believe you?

Should I be worried that you might be gullible?

[C0LLETTE]

Should I be worried that you might be gullible?

If you think I'm gullible will you send me money?

[sara-bera]

If you think I'm gullible will you send me money?

What makes you think I have money?

[C0LLETTE]

What makes you think I have money?

Aren't most people without money out looking for work?

[silkepus]

Aren't most people without money out looking for work?

Where are the jobs?

[C0LLETTE]

Where are the jobs?

Have you seen the breadcrumbs leading into the forest?

[sara-bera]

Have you seen the breadcrumbs leading into the forest?

Are you sure those are breadcrumbs?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they on the yellow brick road?

[C0LLETTE]

Are they on the yellow brick road?

Didn't you see Toto gulping down bits of donuts?

[lamuymuyfem]

What kind of a question can you ask after that question?

[C0LLETTE]

What kind of a question can you ask after that question?

Don't you think there are some 60 or 70 years of questions you could ask?

[willow]

Don't you think there are some 60 or 70 years of questions you could ask?

Is that in dog years?

[Hey You]

Is that in dog years?

What about cat years?

[sara-bera]

What about cat years?

Seeing as cats have nine lives, isn't that a lot of math this early in the morning?

[willow]

Seeing as cats have nine lives, isn't that a lot of math this early in the morning?

Is it worth getting up early if the only reward is a worm?

[sara-bera]

Is it worth getting up early if the only reward is a worm?

Do you consider math a reward?

[Bèsame*]

Do you consider math a reward?

Can you add up your happy smiles?

[C0LLETTE]

Can you add up your happy smiles?

Can I bank my happy smiles for a rainy day?

[willow]

Can I bank my happy smiles for a rainy day?

Do you really trust the bank to take care of your smiles?

[C0LLETTE]

Do you really trust the bank to take care of your smiles?

Can you trust anyone that tries to pay with a smile?

[willow]

Can you trust anyone that tries to pay with a smile?

Is that along the same lines as a free lunch?

[C0LLETTE]

Is that along the same lines as a free lunch?

When will we ever learn that you get what you pay for?

[Hollylane]

Could you explain this concept to my cable company?

[C0LLETTE]

Could you explain this concept to my cable company?

Is your cable company on this planet?

[willow]

Is your cable company on this planet?

Will we require an interplanetary craft?

[C0LLETTE]

Will we require an interplanetary craft?

Would you prefer some earthenware pottery?

[Hey You]

Why would I want that?

[lamuymuyfem]

Why would I want that?

Well, then, what would you want?

[willow]

Well, then, what would you want?

Is there a 'try before you buy' option?

[C0LLETTE]

Is there a 'try before you buy' option?

You can try the earthenware pottery but are you aware that if you break it, you own it?

[ForeverBlue]

You can try the earthenware pottery but are you aware that if you break it, you own it?

I take it you found this out through experience?

[C0LLETTE]

I take it you found this out through experience?

Want to buy a collection of shards and pottery dust, cheap ?

[Sweet Bliss]

Why don't you stick to porcelain?

[willow]

Why don't you stick to porcelain?

Is the porcelain none stick?

[C0LLETTE]

Is the porcelain none stick?

Would you care as long as it's dishwasher-safe?

[ForeverBlue]

Would you care as long as it's dishwasher-safe?

Isnt it your turn to do the dishes?