Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[Dude]

Is there such a thing as TOO much feta? I mean really?




yes.
really
there was this one time I partook of way too fuckin much




I just bought canadian worms for (" > in Texas.
Not 2 dozen but 20.:fastdraq: I want my 4 more.

[tiggs]

Oh my gosh I saw this and had to post it, it was just to dang cute! lol

http://krazybaby.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/parentingtwins.jpg

[Pixie]

Adding to my dumbass list:

Wash hands at least five times after making homemade salsa before doing....ANYTHING!!!!
:fireman:

[NJFemmie]

I was relieved to find out it's not Wednesday again.

[Mitmo01]

Ms. Diva I want you to know just how lovely and inviting and warm your island in Austin was for us.....I cant wait to have some more porch time and Lucy time when we get there...oh wait theres a new addition that i cant wait to meet : ) no seriously i enjoyed and am grateful for the time we spent at your lovely abode and look forward to some more.....

[Enchantress]

Listening to David Gates is never a good choice.

[afixer]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/adorablexxkisses/fab%20four/toes.jpg

[BestButchBoy]

Honking your horn won’t make them go faster.

[Miami]

Honking your horn won’t make them go faster.
Maybe not, but it'll prevent you from reaching into the glove compartment for your GUN which WILL! LMAO

[Enchantress]

I am irritated and irritable.

[Enchantress]

Hormones+Bad love songs from the seventies+ pre-birthday existential angst = nothing good

[Enchantress]

Let's see how random I can be ('O' I rhyme)...

I've been up since 3 am.

[tiggs]

http://www.1saleaday.com/

Okay so I found this site about two weeks ago, every 24 hours the 'one day deals' change. Thought I would share as I know there are others that love a good deal.

http://www.ice.com/home/index_b.jsp

This jewelry site has some great deals too

[Ms. Tabitha]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g196/tabithaintx/image001-1.jpg

That is all :|

[Rook]

~sighs~....have u seen how some places have "A House divided" Flags?
♦Ohio State University/ Michigan

♦ Detroit Red Wings / Random Canadian Team

♦ Ohio Univ. / UConn

♦ New York Yankees / Boston Red Sox { :fallenangel: }

Well...in World Cup...My "House is Divided" :overreaction: :

Spain :

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&

Brasil :

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[BestButchBoy]

Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

[tuffboi29]

I found a lime-green Bic today. Oh, the joy!!

[moxie]

You'd rather be a bitch than be an ordinary broken heart.

[Soon]

I really don't think I needed that popcorn.


*esp. after pizza for dinner

[Enchantress]

I believe that my faith in todays youth may have been restored (for a moment at least).

As I was pulling into my apartment complex this evening there was a young boy who was going to cross the road. He saw me, stopped and waited. Instead of continuing on, I smiled at him and waved him through.

As I was pulling into my parking space, he happened to be walking past. When I got out of the car, he smiled at me and said thank you. When most would have simply ignored me he acted like a gracious young man.

[tiggs]

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This is too funny!

[BestButchBoy]

If you are tempted to wear a cowboy hat, resist.

[Mitmo01]

I have a pretty kick ass cowboy hat that i got in mighty mizzou looks quite good on my head its all straw and scrunched up.....my love looks even better in it than I do


I wanted to linger with my Woman in the bed and not have to get up to go to work..sometimes that just sucks........she was looking particularly beautiful on the sheets.....sigh...

[Enchantress]

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[IrishGrrl]

I slept funny and my back is killing me...I feel old.

:pirate-steer:

[asphaltcowboi]

friends dont let friends drink wine :wine:

[JustLovelyJenn]

You know... while I was sitting in my steaming hot shower yesterday, I realized....

You can't make frog soup out of me...

I know... weird right... but here's the thing... frogs are amphibians. They are cold blooded... so as you slowly heat the water their body naturally gets warmer too... Therefore, they don't notice.

HUMANS!... are mammals. We are warm blooded. Our bodies stay the same temperature, so long as we are healthy, no matter what the temperature around us is like. Therefore... if you slowly heat the water around us... we would notice... AND... that means... NO FROG SOUP!!!

Anyway... something I thought about. Thought I would share.

[Random]

I have a pretty kick ass cowboy hat that i got in mighty mizzou.
It's all straw and scrunched up. It looks quite good on my head.

My love looks even better in it than I do.

I do love that hat.

It's the first cowboy hat that made me want to wear it.

Grin...

[Nat]

I sure would enjoy some real maple syrup and some waffles right now.

[Kätzchen]

I always smile when I watch this video:
it too adorable how they love each other and hold hands.

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[Mr. Moon]

It's getting ready to rain.....

I'm worn out from the humidity and working in the yard....

I ate too much and have a belly ache now.....

I am now tired, but bored....


so there,
-Mr. Moon:moonstars:

[Soon]

Again. Again. Again.

:blink:

[UofMfan]

The more things change the more they stay the same. Tis true...

[Diva]

Does this sounds like a country song?

"I'm ridin' around all nekkid on my purple ridin' mower...."


:|
No. I'm quite sober, thank You. I blame Billy.

[Liam]

Does this sounds like a country song?

"I'm ridin' around all nekkid on my purple ridin' mower...."


:|
No. I'm quite sober, thank You. I blame Billy.




I think it would be more like this:

"I'm nekkiddddddd, ridin' 'round, on my purrrple ridin' mowwwer...I'm nekkidddd...."

[Diva]

I think it would be more like this:

"I'm nekkiddddddd, ridin' 'round, on my purrrple ridin' mowwwer...I'm nekkidddd...."



ROFL! Write it, Mister!
:rockband:

[Kätzchen]

See, Saturday afternoons were made for pecan pie and a cup of coffee (cream & honey with mine, please)!

http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/mag0511/holiday-coffee-punch-af.jpg

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/10-07/1024pecanpie.jpg


:rose: :rose: :rose:

psssst! everyone head to you know who's house! *hehe*



*smoochies to all the pecan pie lovers out there!*

:kissy:

[morningstar55]

http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1211

:koolaid::koolaid::koolaid::koolaid::koolaid:

wondering here.. if I leave a trail of koolaid ..... wonder who would follow??

[Enchantress]

I looked down and there, on my left breast was the largest spider in the history of spiders. Of course I completely lost my mind, screaming, swatting, twirling like a mad woman.

Said spider was then found on the ground without two legs. Yes, I feel badly (sort of). I was forced to put it out of it's misery.

Now how about mine?

Good Lord, where did it come from?

Was I its target or simply a mistake?

It was the same gray shade as the t-shirt I'm wearing, did it blend in to disguise itself?

Did it fall from the sky?

Does it have minion?

Ugh.

[morningstar55]

good morning.... feel like it dwellers

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/breakfast.jpg

[afixer]

I'm missing her quips.

[JakeTulane]

Whew. One sexy Crone.

[Leigh]

The sun is finally shining outside, yay :D

[BestButchBoy]

If you can touch it, you can catch it.

[Leigh]

I thought this story was very touching and sad, but moving as well :)



http://preview3.accesshollywood.com/news/simon-cowell-makes-dying-little-girls-dream-come-true_article_33347?__source=rss%7Cnews

[TenderKnight]

I did something on my netbook and now the screen type is all huge :( It's easier to read, but with this iddy bitty screen, it kinda sucks having to scroll all over the place.. *sighs*

ah well, such is life.

[TenderKnight]

I looked down and there, on my left breast was the largest spider in the history of spiders. Of course I completely lost my mind, screaming, swatting, twirling like a mad woman.

Said spider was then found on the ground without two legs. Yes, I feel badly (sort of). I was forced to put it out of it's misery.

Now how about mine?

Good Lord, where did it come from?

Was I its target or simply a mistake?

It was the same gray shade as the t-shirt I'm wearing, did it blend in to disguise itself?

Did it fall from the sky?

Does it have minion?

Ugh.

hmmm.. now, here, my question would be.. OMG, did the legs fall into my shirt??

Yeah, spiders give me the iggies too :(

and yes.. it has minions, and they are coming for it's legs.. so make sure they aren't still in your shirt..

[Leigh]

I looked down and there, on my left breast was the largest spider in the history of spiders. Of course I completely lost my mind, screaming, swatting, twirling like a mad woman.

Said spider was then found on the ground without two legs. Yes, I feel badly (sort of). I was forced to put it out of it's misery.

Now how about mine?

Good Lord, where did it come from?

Was I its target or simply a mistake?

It was the same gray shade as the t-shirt I'm wearing, did it blend in to disguise itself?

Did it fall from the sky?

Does it have minion?

Ugh.


I'd have honestly screamed like a little girl, as those damn eight legged creepy crawlers give Me the heebie geebies (if I even spelt that right)

**shudders**

[TenderKnight]

Cute video of a baby and dog playing tag.. Gotta tell ya, the dog has the kid totally out classed..

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[Enchantress]

I think sometimes I may share too much. I fear it's sort of along the lines of what the aborigine feel regarding having their pictures taken. It steals your soul, but obviously to a lesser degree. Such as it lessens the memory...

[moxie]

Just when I think I have reached the plateau of dorkiness, I achieve new heights.

[Mister Bent]

Just when I think I have reached the plateau of dorkiness, I achieve new heights.

I'm reasonably certain this revelation requires sharing.

You know where to find me.

[Hack]

Just when I think I have reached the plateau of dorkiness, I achieve new heights.

I agree with Bentie. Spill it.

[moxie]

I agree with Bentie. Spill it.



Well all I am spilling is that it's not Steve Urkel dorky.

Well, if I think about it maybe it is.

[Diva]

Tonight, my daughter and I had our favorite....baked chicken breasts with a raspberry~chipotle sauce. It's a beautiful thing.

But tonight....somewhere along the line, my particular breast (chicken, folks, chicken!) was shaped like a handgun.

:|

Yes....there are all kinds of one~liners, aren't there?

[Rook]

i need to take some time off, again....
i'll miss y'all. stay wicked....
:hangloose:

[BestButchBoy]

The person looking back at you in the mirror is the one you have to answer to every day.

[blackboot]

I wanted to run away, but unfortunately, I had to take myself with me. :chocolate:

[Diva]

Because I appreciate the total irreverence of Jack Handey....


> > Link~a~Loo (http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/yesterday-1.asp?DayW=4) < <

[NJFemmie]

Mare decided to have family BBQ yesterday.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2nq4dqc.jpg

I was shocked to find out that we have family members who are potential kidnappers.

:|

[rubygirl]

I think far too many obstetric doctors have butter fingers.

[Diva]

My puppies are sleeping on the sofa.....and it looks as though Coti is performing "Puppylingus" on Lucy....

:|



I have whore dogs.

[UofMfan]

Paraguay 1 ~ Italy 0 Half-time

I am torn over this one. I love Italy in World Cup Soccer, but you know, Paraguay is well...close to home.

As for France, I hope the cheaters lose. They don't deserve to be there, they should hang their heads in shame every time thy take the field. And of course who can forget the incident in the last World Cup?

Germany showed some class and futbol mastery yesterday. They are so good, it was painful to watch how the Australians were no match.

I can't wait to see Spain, and my other favorite Brazil.

Argentina? God if I had to choose between Argentina or France I may have to shoot myself.


OK done with my World Cup commentary.

[TenderKnight]

I love garlic bagels..

[Sam]

injection day

[TenderKnight]

injection day

Beef? or Pork?

[Sam]

Beef? or Pork?

pork lol...

[TenderKnight]

pork lol...

Heh.. Always my first choice ;)

[Sam]

Heh.. Always my first choice ;)

i had to think a minute, but i went with the better choice.

how you been TK?

[TenderKnight]

Sam,

Been good.. Taking my injection today too, actually, lol. Day off, so catching up on some threads and laundry. Watching old i NASA videos on youtube about the gemini and apollo missions. Other then that, vegging out. Thanks for asking :)

Maybe will post some of the videos here :) I do like to share..

[TenderKnight]

Old NASA documentary about the Gemini 8 mission, including footage of a space walk. Friggin amazing..

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[BestButchBoy]

Close the door, turn it up, dork out.

[TenderKnight]

I found crumbs in my goatie just now.. I still love you, onion bagel.. Even if you do catch a ride on my chin for a bit..

[Ms. Meander]

I love my life and all the freaks, queerdos, geeks, and scruffy angels who populate my sphere.

[Enchantress]

I believe I may have a girl crush on Zoe Deschanel (either that or I simply want to be her). Both scenarios are a bit weird. Oh yes and she has that *I could take you kinda aura* about her.

*blink*

[BoDy*ShOt]

Staples has been bought out visited!

[Sam]

confused.......

[Diva]

A new show is on...2nd episode was this evening ~ Persons Unknown.

It's SO neat...sorta like a modern Twilight Zone......

[TenderKnight]

confused.......

Pork, dude, pork..

[TenderKnight]

just had a pretty nice earthquake here.. lol.. Was in the kitchen, it sounded like someone was trying to break into my apartment.. lol

Yikes..

[Ms. Meander]

I love homemade sangria. Just sayin'...:koolaid:

[Enchantress]

I miss Southern California and all of its earthquakes. Northern California is rather boring in comparison.

[gotoseagrl]

just had a pretty nice earthquake here.. lol.. Was in the kitchen, it sounded like someone was trying to break into my apartment.. lol

Yikes..

LOL i felt it start, stop, then continue ... :bolt:

yeah was no one ... just a little 5.7 passing through lol.

[TenderKnight]

mxxi,

Yeah, not sure I want that side of Mother Earth in for coffee.. lol

It was pretty close too.. 100 miles North of us, I think.

[gotoseagrl]

mxxi,

Yeah, not sure I want that side of Mother Earth in for coffee.. lol

It was pretty close too.. 100 miles North of us, I think.

lol i'll pass on that, too.

yes, seeing responses from all over. strongest aftershock since Easter's 7.2, eep.

[Passionaria]

sǝɯıʇ ǝɯos ƃuısnɟuoɔ os sı ǝɟıן

[Diva]

Wax on, buzz off....wax...I meant WAX! :|

[NJFemmie]

When it feels like only your head is having a hot flash in the middle of the night, check to make sure a kitten isn't sleeping on it first.

:/

I almost forgot that sleeping with a kitten = no sleep.

[Nat]

Brokeback Anne and Diana <3

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Not like there wasn't plenty to work with.

[NJFemmie]

Along with a sweaty head, I was greeted this morning with an eye swat and an attack on my nose. *sigh* Ahhh, the joys of motherhood.

(It was very cute though, really.)

[Jet]

i got up at 3;30 and worked out and had breakfast

[bright_arrow]

Felt like sharing this quote I found while surfing the 'net :)

"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there." --Bob Marley

[Rook]

Am I wrong to be so pissed off I'm spitting nails & Shocked @ how low a state in Our union can Get ?!?

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/06/15/arizona.immigration.children/index.html

[bright_arrow]

Am I wrong to be so pissed off I'm spitting nails & Shocked @ how low a state in Our union can Get ?!?

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/06/15/arizona.immigration.children/index.html

WOW :seeingstars:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Unbelieveable! :seeingstars:

[PinkieLee]

Sometimes when I driving home late in the evening, I look up at the moon and whisper my secret wishes in hopes that they will one day come true.

[Just_G]

Sometimes when I driving home late in the evening, I look up at the moon and whisper my secret wishes in hopes that they will one day come true.

Sometimes when I am driving somewhere and I see the moong shining bright, I want to call friends and tell them to look up at the moon as I am looking at it...because it makes me feel closer to them, knowing that we are looking at something at the same time.

Maybe I need to start doing some wishing of my own...just little ones...the fun ones.

[Rook]

I went to the Olympic Pool after Dialysis..
I saw a few ditzy looking college girls giggling while staring my way....
I ignored it, I have better things to do...
Anyways, Campus pool Policy states you *must* shower for 2 minutes before using the Pool (Vigorously scrubbing with hands on each Limb), and every time you get out.
There's a Lifeguard making sure people do.
Those two bitches turned on the spigot, and "Blessed" themselves...
The LifeGuard peeked over her sunglasses and told 'em both to try again, longer...
This is how it went :

-- "Ma'am, please follow policy and return to the shower for 2 minutes"

-- "But, that waters fucking Cold, I can't deal with it"

-- "If you don't shower, you won't swim, the Water in the Pool is the same temp. as the shower.And make up your mind fast, you're holding up the Line"

They stormed off.
I smirked

[bright_arrow]

The result of attempting to write some freestyle poetry :|

Give me pleasure, take the pain
erase from me the shame I've gained
Remind me more of what I possess
not what I've lost, or my carelessness
Please be tender, please be kind
vulnerability you will find
I do what I can and I mean what I say
and I try to bring joy into every day
Have caution though for I am fierce
inside me lies a heart you can pierce
Fool me once, shame on me
fool me twice, I'm done with thee

[UofMfan]

I am exhausted.

[Rook]

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the more I watch this guy....the more Disturbing ..

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I saw this and chirped "I would smack his ass, and put him in a fuckin corner....all day."....Sadly, my mother was with me watching this too, and said "I was very tempted, when u did that"

:sunglass::seeingstars:

[Enchantress]

Making dinner seems like such an ordeal as of late and I'm just not *feeling it*. So, I've decided not to do it. Cheez it's anyone? (they're the large size so it makes consuming them much more fun)

[UofMfan]

No matter how much you candy coat something, the truth is always painful.

[NJFemmie]

Stomach cramps are never fun.

[Butterbean]

Lenny is seriously pissing me off. He's refusing to go to the vet for his boosters. Today marks another attempt.







.

[Kätzchen]

I am moody today.

[Sam]

i feel a little emotional today, a friend on the west coast is sad, hurt and tired.
probably emotionally drained and theres nothing i can do to help her. makes my heart hurt.

[PinkieLee]

I've been craving red velvet cake for over a week now. So, I bought one from a local bakery for a friend's birthday... and it suffered in comparison to the one the Divalicious made me for my birthday last year.

So.... I'm still craving red velvet cake, and perhaps a lil' :wine:

[Diva]

I've been craving red velvet cake for over a week now. So, I bought one from a local bakery for a friend's birthday... and it suffered in comparison to the one the Divalicious made me for my birthday last year.

So.... I'm still craving red velvet cake, and perhaps a lil' :wine:



If You visit, she will bake. :D
:wine:


:chef:

[Diva]

In today's mail: my latest copy of Everyday Food and a Netlfix movie~Julie & Julia........

I mean, c'mon! It just doesn't get any more perfect that THAT! :wine:

[violaine]

a southern expression about people who are sometimes your friend and sometimes not.

[tuffboi29]

How does a relative you have seen no more than 4 times in your entire life feel they have the f****** right to stick their nose in your business and tell you what to do with your kids and life?Seriously, where do they get off?

[Rook]

mr. fu manchu {the bird} had no more Food after this mornings feeding, Sooo...
After Dialysis I kindly ask my driver to stop me at Wal-Mart..
Resisting Temptation to pause at the magazine Rack to read the latest consumer report or Pop. Mech.{not to mention rather Rude making driver wait}, I made a beeline to the bait section {and we all know bee's do lotsa zigzags*cough*}, I picked about 3 decent "buckets" of Night Crawlers, since the trout worms are, honestly, Pitiful, nevermind that it would piss me off when i'd find itty bitty baby worms, counted as part of the 20, fuckers...
An elderly gentleman was staring, when I started to go he says
--"I think 1 would do the trick, son"
--"One?" -staying out of sheer curiosity-
--"Yes, you dont need 80 nightcrawlers for fish"
--"This is 1 for each day"
--"You're fishing 3 days in a row with 80 of those?"
--"Nahhh...this is for my bird" *Getting antsy cuz I gotta go, quietly cursing manners*
--"Bird food is in the pet area"
--"Not that kinda bird, and he loves fat chopped up worms....with baby food"
The guy at the counter was literally giggling as he watched...
The elderly guy had a "kodak moment" face, I smiled said 'have a nice day' and left....


Why must people meddle with strangers? Eventually, they'll bump into the wrong kind....

:sunglass:

[Passionaria]

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[Nat]

-NKXNThJ610

[BoDy*ShOt]

has learned a valuable lesson - never, ever take your debit card into a strip club. :|

[Sam]

thanks BS

great idea for this summers birthday...

:p

[BoDy*ShOt]

thanks BS

great idea for this summers birthday...

:p

ha! just remember - cash and driver's license ONLY!

[Sam]

LMAO well talked to the ex today, i think she will bring Avery to Md for our birthday week, but DE has great strip clubs that are fun and down the road LOL

i think im getting old

[Softly]

I can't decide if I should sleep or watch dirty videos.
:seeingstars:

[Write14u]

I can't decide if I should sleep or watch dirty videos.
:seeingstars:

I can't believe this even came up for debate. No brainer, darlin! *wink*

[Write14u]

Softly has reminded me that I really should upgrade my porn collection.

Anyway ...

Speaking of mild porno ... I was doing census stuff last week. Dude comes to the door in just a towel. Invites me in to finish census questionaire and goes upstairs, presumably for clothes. Five minutes later, apparently, he finds boxer briefs and walks back down the stairs in front of me on his way to the laundry room. Finally comes back wearing board shorts/no shirt. I do the interview. Dude is higher than a kite on something. Does not know the birthdays or middle initials of his "old lady's" kids. I get a running commentary on how the 19-year-old "thinks he's a man, but he's not."

Good times.

[Delish]

Softly has reminded me that I really should upgrade my porn collection.

Anyway ...

Speaking of mild porno ... I was doing census stuff last week. Dude comes to the door in just a towel. Invites me in to finish census questionaire and goes upstairs, presumably for clothes. Five minutes later, apparently, he finds boxer briefs and walks back down the stairs in front of me on his way to the laundry room. Finally comes back wearing board shorts/no shirt. I do the interview. Dude is higher than a kite on something. Does not know the birthdays or middle initials of his "old lady's" kids. I get a running commentary on how the 19-year-old "thinks he's a man, but he's not."

Good times.

lol Gotta love ur state :sunglass:

[Gemme]

I'm missing her quips.

Awww, thanks! :cheesy:

If you can touch it, you can catch it.

This is true, no matter if you are talking about the stars (as in "reach for the stars") or something a bit more sinister ("You have CRABS??? WFT???").

I looked down and there, on my left breast was the largest spider in the history of spiders. Of course I completely lost my mind, screaming, swatting, twirling like a mad woman.

Said spider was then found on the ground without two legs. Yes, I feel badly (sort of). I was forced to put it out of it's misery.

Now how about mine?

Good Lord, where did it come from?

Was I its target or simply a mistake?

It was the same gray shade as the t-shirt I'm wearing, did it blend in to disguise itself?

Did it fall from the sky?

Does it have minion?

Ugh.

hmmm.. now, here, my question would be.. OMG, did the legs fall into my shirt??

Yeah, spiders give me the iggies too :(

and yes.. it has minions, and they are coming for it's legs.. so make sure they aren't still in your shirt..

I once saw a HUGE spider in my computer room in FL. It was walking on the ground and, I thought, an easy target. I smacked it and....THOUSANDS (okay, maybe 90 or 100) babies came pouring out of Momma Spider.

Twenty minutes later, a ton of cussing and dancing around in my bare feet, several runs with the vacuum, 2/3 of a bottle of bug spray, an unknown number of smacks with the back of my flip flops and the broom and a solid case of the heebie jeebies, I got them all. :|

True story.

Cute video of a baby and dog playing tag.. Gotta tell ya, the dog has the kid totally out classed..

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This is freakin' adorable. I want that dog. It's a great babysitter. Did you notice the kid didn't even CARE that he lost his binky? Just felt around for it and popped that fiber-covered sucker right back in there like nobody's business.

has learned a valuable lesson - never, ever take your debit card into a strip club. :|

Or you could come here. Our closest strip club is one that you wouldn't be the slightest bit tempted to spend money at and you don't have to worry about getting drunk and spending money because they don't have alcohol. :|

I can't decide if I should sleep or watch dirty videos.
:seeingstars:

Video first, then sleep.

[Diva]

I'm a notorious insomniac.....I woke up at 3 this morning.....

So I popped a movie in which I had rec'd yesterday from Netflix: Julie & Julia.


WOW!


I LOVED this movie! How charming! And Julie Powell is from Austin, Texas! The whole movie touched and lifted up my soul.....what an inspiration!

As I watched, I held my only Julia Child cookbook....trying to channel. :chef2:

[NJFemmie]

I'm a notorious insomniac.....I woke up at 3 this morning.....

So I popped a movie in which I had rec'd yesterday from Netflix: Julie & Julia.


WOW!


I LOVED this movie! How charming! And Julie Powell is from Austin, Texas! The whole movie touched and lifted up my soul.....what an inspiration!

As I watched, I held my only Julia Child cookbook....trying to channel. :chef2:





Channel me a banana nut bread.

(I've got a craving).

:)

;)

[UofMfan]

Whether in the philharmonic or real life, no one wants to be second chair. Profound :)

[Rook]

The Force is Strong in this one ~ Yogi Wan

Much he has to learn, Honey to leave, Pic-a-nik Baskets too, DarkSide Tempting it is - BooBoo Yoda


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:blink:
:cracked:

[kassykit]

What you say does not say nearly the same about you.... as your actions reflect who you are on the inside... and we are all failable, imperfect, and human... unless your a robot or alien.. but i've not yet met one of those ...


<=:) <-- smiley with a hat :P

[Sam]

the morning sucked, heres hoping the day gets better.

emotion is a very hard thing, i hope i lose it soon

[Gemme]

The Force is Strong in this one ~ Yogi Wan

Much he has to learn, Honey to leave, Pic-a-nik Baskets too, DarkSide Tempting it is - BooBoo Yoda


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:blink:
:cracked:

He's totally raving. :blink:

Someone get that bear some glow sticks!

[Sam]

e·mo·tion   [ih-moh-shuhn] Show IPA
–noun
1.
an affective state of consciousness in which joy, sorrow, fear, hate, or the like, is experienced, as distinguished from cognitive and volitional states of consciousness.
2.
any of the feelings of joy, sorrow, fear, hate, love, etc.
3.
any strong agitation of the feelings actuated by experiencing love, hate, fear, etc., and usually accompanied by certain physiological changes, as increased heartbeat or respiration, and often overt manifestation, as crying or shaking.
4.
an instance of this.
5.
something that causes such a reaction: the powerful emotion of a great symphony.

[BestButchBoy]

In Monopoly, buy the orange properties.

[Strappie]

I burnt my ass and tummie... ~just saying....

[BoDy*ShOt]

I burnt my ass and tummie... ~just saying....


ooOOooOOOhhhh how i want to comment on this

[Blaze]

This was sent to me and I don't know where it is originally from. :blink:

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out
LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?'

I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards
was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!'

'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's having babies.'

'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom !'

I was equally outraged.

'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly to my wife.

'Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?' she inquired (I think she actually said this sarcastically!)

'No, but you were supposed to get two boys!' I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth).

'Yeah, Bert and Ernie!' my son agreed.

'Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know,' she informed me (again with the sarcasm)!

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

'Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience,' I announced. 'We're about to witness the miracle of birth.'

'Oh, gross!' they shrieked.
'Well, isn't THAT just great? What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?' my wife wanted to know.

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

'We don't appear to be making much progress,' I noted.

'It's breech,' my wife whispered, horrified

'Do something, Dad!' my son urged.

'Okay, okay.' Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug.
It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

'Should I call 911?' my eldest daughter wanted to know. Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.' (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

'Let's get Ernie to the vet,' I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.

'Breathe, Ernie, breathe,' he urged.

'I don't think lizards do Lamaze,' his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean, what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

'What do you think, Doc, a C-section?' I suggested scientifically.

'Oh, very interesting,' he murmured. 'Mr. And Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?'

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

'Is Ernie going to be okay?' my wife asked.

'Oh, perfectly,' the vet assured us. 'This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen. Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And
occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um . . um . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back.' He blushed, glancing at my wife.

We were silent, absorbing this.

'So, Ernie's just . just . . excited,' my wife offered.

'Exactly!' The vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

'What's so funny?' I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. 'It's just that . . . I'm picturing you pulling on its . . its. . . teeny little . . ' She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

'That's enough,' I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

'I know Ernie's really thankful for what you did, Dad,' he told me.

'Oh, you have NO idea,' my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

Two lizards: $140.

One cage: $50.

Trip to the vet: $30.

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie:Priceless!

Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class.

Lizards lay eggs!

[Kätzchen]

My soccer team is squaring off against Serbia tomorrow at 0-dark thirty!

:4femme:

14 hours to go....

[Soon]

I'm not sure if I am liking my new landlord--and we haven't even moved in!

[Sam]

I'm not sure if I am liking my new landlord--and we haven't even moved in!

lmao, sorry

[Scorp]

*sniff sniff* :caveman: Hmmm, I smell bacon... :flyingpig:



I burnt my ass and tummie... ~just saying....

[Enchantress]

I would prefer to just stay in bed with my eyes closed. When I do I dream and the world and all of its stresses melt away.

[Gemme]

I burnt my ass and tummie... ~just saying....

ooOOooOOOhhhh how i want to comment on this

*sniff sniff* :caveman: Hmmm, I smell bacon... :flyingpig:

I'll bite. How in Hell did you do both? I can see one or the other....you fall asleep while laying out or playing around in the sun...but BOTH?

Wait.

Did you go to a tanning booth? :blink:

[afixer]

http://crazy-tattoo-designs.com/big_toe_tattoos.jpg

[Strappie]

...... now it's a little hard to sit.. *smirk*

[tuffboi29]

I am drunkenly posting :nixon:

[Ebon]

Just Let Your Soul Glooooowwww!!!!

[Soon]

The people with their little plastic, heteronormative, smiles, flashing their BLING BLING --- look?! at me! rings. It's ALL about the ring.

I die. And look. And crave understanding and look in their eyes for one woman whom I can share that, for me, it is not about a diamond.

Will she still like me? If I told her?

I say nothing.

They think I am straight. I have a ring...How do I tell them?

I'd like to meet and be friends with a woman where... if I told them my husband was trans...she would be cool.


But I am afraid they would not understand.

[violaine]

homemade vegan ice cream is easy to make.

[tuffboi29]

I drunk-posted lastnight... :eek: ....Im so glad it wasn't that bad...'cause I don't know how to erase anything embarressing :deepthoughts: I need to figure out how...yanno...just in case it gets bad or i open a :canoworms: ...yea...there has to be a way :dots:

[BestButchBoy]

Moby. A musical genius. Unafraid. I respect artists who have no fear and explore all possibilities.

My opinion.

[Mitmo01]

I respect artists who think for themselves and actually create for themselves rather than for their audiences.....the ones who challenge the status quo rather than acscribe to the almighty dollar

[Mitmo01]

But then again sometimes certain music just sounds good to me even if its a total production...ill admit that there is some music that is absolutley worthless but the tune catches my ear in just the right way...so i keep listening...

[Canela]

Feeling like a little chinese take out for dinner today...

[Jet]

Inglorious Basterds is one of the most boring movies I've ever seen.

[theoddz]

Inglorious Basterds is one of the most boring movies I've ever seen.

I have to second you on this. I also found it a bit too silly for my tastes, but then again, I'm not especially fond of satires.

Ah well.

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[Gemme]

Blowing glass....dance classes....artistic expression in general....

[Write14u]

Rock band until the wee hours of the night. I think the pups are tired of hearing us wail away! *grin* Time to give them a break and go to bed. Can't believe I'll be up and working again in just a few hours. What was I thinking?

[afixer]

YouTube- 7 Walkers, "Sugaree" into "Not Fade Away"



I have a hateful blister from dancing last night to these groovy mother fuckers. :grin:

[Jet]

I had a movie marathon yesterday even though I'd seen these:


The Hurt Locker
2012
The Stepfather
The Mist
The Box
Inglorious Basterds (I didn't watch to the end, I didn't like it)

[UofMfan]

Potato soup, you are my best friend.

[Nat]

I still love the bee girl.

dYlAwvz8uwc

It sucks Shannon Hoon had to go die of a drug overdose. I liked his voice. I did manage to go to two concerts where Blind Melon was an opening act, and they had zero stage presence or energy - but maybe they were just run too ragged or maybe there were just too many drugs involved.

I also liked his singing along with Axl Rose in the Don't Cry songs - the two of their voices together was a really unique thing.

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[Rook]

I have never ....in my tomboy post-baby butch years said "eww" about the following until today :......I fed mr. chirpy-cuz-im-fuckin-hungry-chirp a whole worm, ok?...big...nightcrawler....fat.This little...prick...swallows it whole...I'm watching it bulge and go down the GULLET, his chest kinda wiggles, I'm staring in horror-fascination-disgust and I spot in the corner of his mouth a tiny end of wiggly worm..he gulps...then barfs the worm....slimey...eats it...and smuggly gets cozy, in his typical "begone, i'm satisfied" pose, and pooped...a flor de labios It escapes.. "..ew" :mohawk:

[Mitmo01]

I have never ....in my tomboy post-baby butch years said "eww" about the following until today :......I fed mr. chirpy-cuz-im-fuckin-hungry-chirp a whole worm, ok?...big...nightcrawler....fat.This little...prick...swallows it whole...I'm watching it bulge and go down the GULLET, his chest kinda wiggles, I'm staring in horror-fascination-disgust and I spot in the corner of his mouth a tiny end of wiggly worm..he gulps...then barfs the worm....slimey...eats it...and smuggly gets cozy, in his typical "begone, i'm satisfied" pose, and pooped...a flor de labios It escapes.. "..ew" :mohawk:

LMFAO OMG so if im reading this right Rook, he pooped the worm out after he ate it? Im sure he was smug after that lololol
I would run in horror lmfao

[Rook]

now that i'm done laughin like a hyena...

no not quite...
if he did i think i'd run too....
after setting him free...
:blink:
talk about indigestion
lmfao

[Mitmo01]

oh i see now so he jsut pooped after he ate the gynormous worm lol it didnt have anything to do with the one that just went down the gullet hahaha hmy bad lololol

[tuffboi29]

*whispers* Ive been goin around strapped for the past 2 day.....
and I like it :cheesy:

[SassyLeo]

Debating whether I will venture out tonight for Pride festivities or lay low at home.

I worry I am losing my "Pride" excitement over the years :(

[Soon]

Butch sighting on 48 Hours.

[Soon]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/175886/PHONE-BOOKS.jpg

[Scorp]

I'm sure you were relieved Rookstah.

I would have done more than smirked when they stormed off. I probably would have started clapping loudly so they would have glanced over. I hate inconsiderate idiots that feel entitled and mostly snarky bitches like that who want to start unnecessary shit. Good thing they didn't go in the water, I would have made it miserable for them after I did my Jaws routine. :shark::grindevil:

I went to the Olympic Pool after Dialysis..
I saw a few ditzy looking college girls giggling while staring my way....
I ignored it, I have better things to do...
Anyways, Campus pool Policy states you *must* shower for 2 minutes before using the Pool (Vigorously scrubbing with hands on each Limb), and every time you get out.
There's a Lifeguard making sure people do.
Those two bitches turned on the spigot, and "Blessed" themselves...
The LifeGuard peeked over her sunglasses and told 'em both to try again, longer...
This is how it went :

-- "Ma'am, please follow policy and return to the shower for 2 minutes"

-- "But, that waters fucking Cold, I can't deal with it"

-- "If you don't shower, you won't swim, the Water in the Pool is the same temp. as the shower.And make up your mind fast, you're holding up the Line"

They stormed off.
I smirked

[Rook]

Fireflies....in my yard...-grabs a jar- woohooo!!!!


============

A neighbor once asked "are u 2...LezzbeeUns?"...My girlfriend smiled and said yup..
His birthday came by, and we wanted to be extra-nice...
We asked him what he wanted, and went to the Mens accesories shop @ Macy's....
She got all dolled up, I wore my tie and crisp dress shirt, after he blew the candles, he walked over, and she gave him the box...
He opened it and we said "surprise!!"
A lovely Rolex...
His smile turned into doubtful hesitation and he said
Him: "Umm?"
Her: "What? You did say u wanted a watch"
Him: "Naw, I wanna watch !"
Me: "I know, but given the waste of time in having you watch, wouldn't u prefer A watch?..."

[Gemme]

The past day and a half has pretty much been nothing but one long, continuous fuck up for me.

I hope it's just a phase.

:blink:

[Enchantress]

The sound of the wind through the trees is like a soothing, kind and gentle lover. It's as if it knows what my soul needs this evening.

[Write14u]

Home alone tonight. Feels wierd with the roomie off to NYC. The pup dogs just aren't quite as talkative as he is.

[Jaques]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/175886/PHONE-BOOKS.jpg

great picture...................

[tuffboi29]

Just how deep is this "closet" I'm in and how long will it take to crawl the hell out of it??? :deepthoughts: Imma scared of the dark damn it. :worried:

[Rook]

~looks up @ bird, after my Hot Topic hoodie {u can imagine price tag} gets pooped on~
Cute, but not That cute....
-plots while handwashing-
:blink:

[BestButchBoy]

Don’t tip the owner. A handshake will do.

[Soon]

Even though I am checked out, I am having lunch in the pool area and staying longer to enjoy the surroundings!

*one more soak! :candle:

[Sam]

im doing way too much thinking these past few days.

[Sam]

this drama is starting to piss me off

im outta here. have a great day

[Arwen]

Just randomly dancing through because I'm in SUCH a good mood today.

[Mister Bent]

Just randomly dancing through because I'm in SUCH a good mood today.


I'm in a fantastic mood!

Good things abound.

[Medusa]

this drama is starting to piss me off

im outta here. have a great day

Sam,

Your post was reported. It looks like you are having a hard time so Im going to ask you to take the day off and step away from the computer because posting things like this can feel pointed and also upsetting to other community members.

Thanks,
m

[Rufusboi]

Stepped out on the balcony this morning. Glanced at the thermometer. Holy cow, batman. 108 degrees.

Rufus

[Rook]

They really should continue it with Mary, Edward VI and Elizabeth I, after all, it's "The Tudors"....not "Henry VIII & his Bitches"...:readfineprint:

Oh and

Where's Brasil game on tv ?????

[Random]

I scrubbed my kitchen floor yesterday..

I scrubbed my counters and cabinet doors..

I woke up this morning wanting to bake..

I now have bread bubbling up

I have bananna's defrosting and butter thawing..

Sigh..

I also have flour on the bottom of my feet...

So... Did I clean the kitchen so I could destroy it or did I destroy it because it was clean?

[Random]

Just randomly dancing through because I'm in SUCH a good mood today.


Me Tooo!!!!

Mic is playing Dj and I'm destroying my kitchen, reading, and thinking about a card I wanna make..

Today? Today being a gemini is a good thing again.. yea..

[UofMfan]

Elano and Kaka just teamed up to score Brazil's third goal.

If you spoke Spanish you would know how funny this is.

It amused me, I guess I am having a childish moment.

[Arwen]

The second I know. The other I don't. Translate for me? :)

[ButterflyKisses]

Not used to the Washington rain yet. Forget cats and dogs, it's raining elephants and sea lions. Wondering it I should invest in a canoe, and how badly my roommate would freak if she came home to me building a boat in the living room.

[JustLovelyJenn]

Not used to the Washington rain yet. Forget cats and dogs, it's raining elephants and sea lions. Wondering it I should invest in a canoe, and how badly my roommate would freak if she came home to me building a boat in the living room.

I figure us Washingtonians have the most predictable weather ever! If in doubt, plan for rain.... Can't go wrong with that one here!!!

[tuffboi29]

I have a HUGE secret!!!!

But its the good kind....
Just the unsharable kind....



*thinks about it*

Aye it's good.... :nixon:

[Mister Bent]

You're a real piece of shit (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/aa28f161ad/piece-of-shit-clothing), by P.O.S. clothing.

[Enchantress]

I am viciously cranky. So much so that it verges on evil.

[Rook]

Elano?
in spanish would mean El Ano = the anus.....
=BOLMFAO..=

on a seperate note.....

I'm kinda liking "seed of chucky"..... redhead sick sociopathic psychopaths muhahahahaha
:jester:

[Gemme]

I think I bought a bad box of Drumsticks. :blink:

[Liam]

A friend shared this with me, and I thought I would pass it on...


Tick removal

Spring will be here soon and the ticks will soon be showing their heads. Here is a good way to get them off you, your children, or your pets. Give it a try.

Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters or dogs, or anyone who even steps outside in summer!!

A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And it really works!!

I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's some times difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of a head full of dark hair, etc.

Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on its own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me.
Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had one stuck to her back and she couldn't reach it with tweezers. She used this method and immediately called me back to say, "It worked!"
Insects breath through their skin. This acts to suffocate them.

Please pass on. Everyone needs this helpful hint.

I think this technique would be less traumatic for pets, too.

[NJFemmie]

I think I'm shrinking. My foot slid off the gas pedal several times this morning, and I don't usually have that problem.

:byebye:

[Diva]

I think I'm shrinking. My foot slid off the gas pedal several times this morning, and I don't usually have that problem.

:byebye:

I am. The last time I went to the doctor, they measured me 1/2" shorter than I thought I was.... :|

It was disheartening, as I'm already short!

[NJFemmie]

I am. The last time I went to the doctor, they measured me 1/2" shorter than I thought I was.... :|

It was disheartening, as I'm already short!





Avoid hot water. That's what I've heard.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-your-cat-shrank-in-the-wash1.jpg

[UofMfan]

South American teams are kicking ass and taking names in the World Cup :)

[tuffboi29]

This is what I've got today..... :loveBFP:

[Gemme]

I am. The last time I went to the doctor, they measured me 1/2" shorter than I thought I was.... :|

It was disheartening, as I'm already short!




I've been told that dynamite comes in small packages.

[Write14u]

I'm enjoying having a day off after six straight days of work. And looking forward to some sushi tonight! Woot!

[Enchantress]

I awoke with only half a voice this today. It comes and goes...

[Gemme]

I awoke with only half a voice this today. It comes and goes...

That means you can stomp around louder to make up for it, right? :innocent:

[Enchantress]

That means you can stomp around louder to make up for it, right? :innocent:

I believe that I would if I were still viciously cranky like last night. However, since I'm no longer cranky I think I'll just walk normally. That is not to say that I won't stomp my foot if I feel tantrumy. Just sayin' ; )

[JustLovelyJenn]

On a bit of an 80's movies kick...

Teen Witch
King Ralph
The Last Starfighter
Short Circuit 1 & 2

[Duchess]

Sagittarius - The Week Ahead*21st June 2010 - 27th June 2010
Try not to cut corners or leave matters until the last minute. The potential for missteps is high this week and you want to use these powerful alignments to set a great endeavour in motion, not spend the time chasing your tail. Finances could be first in the queue when it comes to unexpected boosts or expenditure so a good plan for Monday would be to check your accounts and make sure you have certain individuals in your corner. On the weekend it'll be hankies to the ready, whether you're overcome with happiness or mopping up other people's tears of frustration. One last thought: maybe the time has come to let something go completely.

Think with your head.

[chefhmboyrd]

so i was wondering??????

why is it that i don't understand women?

one would think i may have at least a little insight, but to be honest, i am freaking CLUELESS!

:caveman:

[Liam]

so i was wondering??????

why is it that i don't understand women?

one would think i may have at least a little insight, but to be honest, i am freaking CLUELESS!

:caveman:

"The only thing you'll ever truly understand about a woman is what she will let you understand."

—Harry White, Havoc, Jack DuBrul

[tuffboi29]

so i was wondering??????

why is it that i don't understand women?

one would think i may have at least a little insight, but to be honest, i am freaking CLUELESS!

:caveman:



I once had the same question...after much pondering I just gave up.

[BestButchBoy]

Don’t stare. People-watch.

[moxie]

I think I need to be assertive and say that I am sick of reading this damn book.

[CrankyOldGuy]

Took C.I.'s Cyclone for a spin.


Another item crossed off my bucket list.

[UofMfan]

So, I was expecting two visitors, now I am going to have 6 :blink:

[Diva]

Does anyone watch (and find Yourself fascinated by) "Persons Unknown"? Third episode was last night......

[Linus]

A friend shared this with me, and I thought I would pass it on...


Tick removal

Spring will be here soon and the ticks will soon be showing their heads. Here is a good way to get them off you, your children, or your pets. Give it a try.

Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters or dogs, or anyone who even steps outside in summer!!

A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And it really works!!

I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's some times difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of a head full of dark hair, etc.

Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on its own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me.
Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had one stuck to her back and she couldn't reach it with tweezers. She used this method and immediately called me back to say, "It worked!"
Insects breath through their skin. This acts to suffocate them.

Please pass on. Everyone needs this helpful hint.

I think this technique would be less traumatic for pets, too.


Sorry but false: http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/tick.asp

[waxnrope]

Sorry but false: http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/tick.asp

yeah, but look at all the trouble the original author went through to sound legitimate ...

for getting rid of ticks, I use a match: lite a match, blow out flame and quickly apply the still hot match end on the tick. The sucker moves out like his arse is on fire ... and this is not from another site or another person, but my from my own experiences.

[afixer]

I use a match: lite a match, blow out flame and quickly apply the still hot match end on the tick. The sucker moves out like his arse is on fire .


well isn't it sorta? ;)

[afixer]

http://www.cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/geek_dice.jpg

[JustLovelyJenn]

*sings*

Clean up, Clean up
Everybody, Everywhere
Clean up, Clean up
Everybody do your share.

*smiles really big and skips off to get some work done*

[Apocalipstic]

I want to go sell hot dogs on the beach, but the beach is gone

[Enchantress]

If I don't get coffee soon I may not make it.

[Rook]

"ok...where are all the --~shakes the black dirt in the container....FWOOMP...big ball of worms plunks out~..uh....worms...thanks, I needed a ball of worms" :mohawk:

[Diva]

I was watching the Today show and there was a segment on 'home made' moneysavers.....

The woman leading the segment made an exfolliation product from lemon juice and baking soda......making a paste and spreading it all over Your face...let it sit a few minutes and then wash it off with cool water.

So I tried it....WOW! It's great! It tingles and now my face is so baby~butt smooth!! I love it!

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[NJFemmie]

I read "up on the poof" instead of "up on the roof".

I'm still chuckling over it.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Re-watching "The Tudors". Love that show.

[NJFemmie]

Max gave me one of these

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cat-punches-dog.jpg

to get my attention this morning.

I seriously need to have a "tawk" with him about sleep time rules.

[Gemme]

Does anyone watch (and find Yourself fascinated by) "Persons Unknown"? Third episode was last night......



I caught it (mostly-was working) and the first episode. I missed the second, but had to admit that the mind game with the gas masks was interesting.

I was watching the Today show and there was a segment on 'home made' moneysavers.....

The woman leading the segment made an exfolliation product from lemon juice and baking soda......making a paste and spreading it all over Your face...let it sit a few minutes and then wash it off with cool water.

So I tried it....WOW! It's great! It tingles and now my face is so baby~butt smooth!! I love it!

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

A housewives tale says if you regularly use lemon juice, it may lighten any freckles. Unfortunately, I don't have any facial freckles to try this theory on but I think I may try that, just to feel the tingle. A good tingle is worth a try, I say. :)

[tuffboi29]

WARNING WILL ROBINSON!!!! EX-s WILL SCREW YOUR CREDIT!!! :|

[Random]

WARNING WILL ROBINSON!!!! EX-s WILL SCREW YOUR CREDIT!!! :|


Nope.. not all of them...


I had one that actually raised my credit score by teaching me about financing...

[Kobi]

Went to buy a twin bed for my guest room. Found one I liked. Lady says it will be $1,100. Since when are twin size beds the same price as a mortgage payment??????????

[Random]

The difference between my lover and myself..

She is a bacchanalia feast..

I am a spirital retreat in the woods with twin beds..


I like that she give me a lil hedonistic..
I like that I give her a lil reflection..

Pretty good deal..

[Rook]

As much as i like bruce lee movies....I can see a shitload of stuff, that in the real world, wouldnt fly...if I really wanted bruce lee dead, nowadays?.....i'm not gonna fuckin sneak around and play hide n go seek....and that's if i dont have a gun{take indiana jones for instance, schmuck with a pair of Scimitars AAAHHHHYAYAYAYAYA -gets shot- Indy walks away busy thinking of other shit, I cheered that, and laughed}another example, the funny handed guy{enter the dragon}....u got very sharp pointy shit....dont just stare at his ass and tiptoe behind him, he's tryin to kick your ass, maybe kill U....dig the fuckin knives, deeply, u putz.

Gotta love old martial arts films.
:|

[afixer]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee23/hillcitytn/text.jpg

[apretty]

today i sunburned my knees--you do this by lying in a pool in one of those blow up floaties for a few hours. (while it's 110 degrees in the shade)

[Rook]

Just thinking out loud....

Big ratings if the World Cup finals are

Brasil vs Argentina

Spain vs Argentina

Brasil vs Spain

Argentina vs Italy....

Brasil v.s. Germany.

[Sam]

We are having horrific storms rolling through the mid shore.

Finally some real rain for the garden

[Diva]

Ok....I'm having a shy, nervous moment.....

But upon encouragement from Someone very dear to me, I have actually figured out how to make a video on my computer.... :| Said video is of me singing "Summertime".....said video has now been entered into the "America's Got Talent" meat market......

I didn't feel like I was quirky enough for that show, but it was pointed out to me that there were serious acts, too, and that I should go for it.

I went for it.

<big breath>

[afixer]

Ok....I'm having a shy, nervous moment.....

But upon encouragement from Someone very dear to me, I have actually figured out how to make a video on my computer.... :| Said video is of me singing "Summertime".....said video has now been entered into the "America's Got Talent" meat market......

I didn't feel like I was quirky enough for that show, but it was pointed out to me that there were serious acts, too, and that I should go for it.

I went for it.

<big breath>


linky please so we all can give you props. :)

[Diva]

linky please so we all can give you props. :)



Oh! Thank You so much....I originally had it up, then felt strange about shoving it down everybody's throats, so I took it down.....

Remember....it's done on my computer, a cappella....UNedited...and I forgot earrings.....sacre bleu!

Anyway.....here it is ~~~> YouTube- Janey Hall singing "Summertime"

[Gemme]

Nope.. not all of them...


I had one that actually raised my credit score by teaching me about financing...

This ex of yours....I should have met them a while back. My exes are of the parasitic persuasion. :blink:

Ok....I'm having a shy, nervous moment.....

But upon encouragement from Someone very dear to me, I have actually figured out how to make a video on my computer.... :| Said video is of me singing "Summertime".....said video has now been entered into the "America's Got Talent" meat market......

I didn't feel like I was quirky enough for that show, but it was pointed out to me that there were serious acts, too, and that I should go for it.

I went for it.

<big breath>

About DAMN TIME.

That is all.

[Diva]

About DAMN TIME.

That is all.



That was harsh.
I'm fragile.


hee hee

[Gemme]

That was harsh.
I'm fragile.


hee hee




My stupid speakers won't play the sound (they're from 2006, bless their lil electronic hearts), although I can see the feed, so I'm going to require hearing this in person, missy miss.

[Diva]

My stupid speakers won't play the sound (they're from 2006, bless their lil electronic hearts), although I can see the feed, so I'm going to require hearing this in person, missy miss.


Oh okayyyyy....if You insist...... :D

[Gemme]

Oh okayyyyy....if You insist...... :D




*nods*

I do!

[Diva]

I think I just saw a junebug poop. :|

[Daktari]

Go England - if you boys don't win today the whole country will disown you. Wayne Rooney, Mr.Potato Head you really need to pull yer finger out mate! After we all got shafted by the Chancellor yesterday we need some good news!