Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[Queerasfck]

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[Queerasfck]

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[DoReMiFemme]

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I love this movie.

[justkim]

Found this on FB and had to share...


BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-WAH-WAAA . This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you don't like this,suck it up cupcake, Life doesn't revolve around YOU!

[Ms. Meander]

http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x385/Ms_Meander/mosquito1.gif

Fuckers.

[UofMfan]

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[Dreams]

the Eucalyptus trees off my patio are home to tons of humming birds and they visit me when i sit out there..a few min ago one came so close to the back of my head i could feel the wind from her wings on my neck..she came around to face me as if to say good morning to you..small blessings..

[Janny]

You're so vain I bet you think this post is about you. :p

[Dominique]

You're so vain I bet you think this post is about you. :p


I love stuff like this. When I come across it, (even though you were playing with the words) I remember exactly what I was doing at a particular moment in time.

My brother (my twin) and I were Juniors in High School when this song was extremely popular, and he was letting his blonde hair grow long. It was just starting to touch his shirt collar, and he was always looking at it, and himself, in the mirror, and I'd belt out this lyric every time I caught him!

He had a nice cheesy grin in reply.

Thanks for the flash from the past.

[tapu]

Wonder what's behind this...?

I was perusing the book The Art of Greed (about the oligarchy that America has become) and I was definitely into it. Then I realized that the author, Jeff Madrick, is the brother of a long-time friend and colleague of mine in Boston. Suddenly, I was less impressed by or interested in the book.

Like if I know someone they couldn't be that big a deal?? I swear that's what it is. Weird.

[ScandalAndy]

I just got my pics back from a photographer friend, and found out one of the images is going to be in a queer art show at the LGBT community center! Win!!

[Daktari]

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[tapu]

I keep wishing I had something random to post....

[JAGG]

I perceive criticism as valuable feedback, which will help me improve my performance. Regardless of the motives.

[Maria]

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[durrrrrrrr]

motorcycles run better when they have gasoline

jus sayin :|

[citybutch]

Got a headache from donating blood today... UGH...

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/a22e93bc-2163-45db-83f4-22a3bc4ddae2.gif

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-you-told-me-i-could-only-use-three-squares-you-didnt-say-they-had-to-be-consecutive.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-catnip-dealer-raid-iz-sucessfull.jpg

[Gentle Tiger]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z9goHrbAL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Dreams]

You're so vain I bet you think this post is about you. :p

it wasnt?..............bummer..

[Janny]

it wasnt?..............bummer..

But of course it's you, Dreams. Who else? ;)

[tapu]

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???? How come the utube video isn't appearing up there ^^^. It shows in the preview. :(


My mother used to play this song when we were little because she thought it funny that we would cry over it. Mom was actually pretty cool, just a little... unusual.

You don't get the full picture until the chorus, which is at 1:35 or so.

[LeftWriteFemme]

http://sz0033.wc.mail.comcast.net/service/home/~/?auth=co&id=707227&part=26

[Janny]

This just in...Victoria Beckham gave birth to a healthy baby girl. She's 7 pounds, 2 ounces. No word yet on what the baby weighs.

[JustLovelyJenn]

I finally got someone to agree with me....

... just because a SOME of a child's issues meet the diagnosis... does NOT mean that ADHD is the only possible diagnosis.

[NJFemmie]

I want a donut.


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[morningstar55]

...back at work .. on the road... heading to Indy......
and its been a awsome week.in the company of Mr Dutch Leonard.. i will sure be missing hym. *sigh*

[justkim]

I have homemade salsa...

[dixie]

This just in...Victoria Beckham gave birth to a healthy baby girl. She's 7 pounds, 2 ounces. No word yet on what the baby weighs.

Love this! :D

Speaking of 7s... Did you know they named the baby Seven? (Well, Harper Seven, but still...) They said they did it because she was 7lbs, born at 7am, on the 7th day of the week of the 7th month...and probably because David's jersey number was 7 when he played for Manchester United, if I remember correctly...lol

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-hallucinations.jpg

[dixie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-dog-pictures-dapper-goggie-is-dapper.jpg

[Charming Texan]

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/star-wars-love-letter.jpg

[JustLovelyJenn]

BBQ at my place rain or shine. 2 pm... if you show up bring something with you. :bbq:

[Leigh]

If I lived closer Jenn, I'd be there in a heartbeat ~ would be lots of fun I'm sure :-)

Sometimes I hate hoping that certain things won't work out but I do, I know i'm crazy but there are times like this where I just don't care!

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Feeeeeling sooooooooooooo stinkin sick today!!! Worst part is I cant even describe what it is....Does "feeling BLAH" count as a valid description?????

[Mister Bent]

Love this! :D

Speaking of 7s... Did you know they named the baby Seven? (Well, Harper Seven, but still...) They said they did it because she was 7lbs, born at 7am, on the 7th day of the week of the 7th month...and probably because David's jersey number was 7 when he played for Manchester United, if I remember correctly...lol



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[girl_dee]

"a side effect from these steroids I am administering is that you will get very very hungry, and very very horny. "



:cheer:

[Dreams]

we were together then you cheated..i'm done..

[wimsiclegirl]

5 Deadly terms used by a woman..1. FINE..this is the word women use to end an argument, when they know they are right and you should be quiet. 2..NOTHING..means something and you need to be worried.. 3..GO AHEAD..this is a dare, not permission..DO NOT DO IT. 4..WHAT-EVER..is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU. 5.. THAT'S OK..she is thinking long and hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake......

I am sure this is posted on here somewhere...but I couldn't resist sharing again when a friend shared with me on FB!

[JAGG]

5 Deadly terms used by a woman..1. FINE..this is the word women use to end an argument, when they know they are right and you should be quiet. 2..NOTHING..means something and you need to be worried.. 3..GO AHEAD..this is a dare, not permission..DO NOT DO IT. 4..WHAT-EVER..is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU. 5.. THAT'S OK..she is thinking long and hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake......

I am sure this is posted on here somewhere...but I couldn't resist sharing again when a friend shared with me on FB!

:huhlaugh: So true , hahahahaha. Thanks wimsy.

[DoReMiFemme]

They should call them "bored" meetings, not board meetings.

[Lady Pamela]

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150312490800930.385882.544600929&l=f6f6b06d84

Sharing some beautiful pictures I have taken while here in Arkansas.

[Violette]

Oh, My Lord, some people are Annoying!




:fastdraq:



Huh! Thank you.

[DoReMiFemme]

Next year for my birthday I'm going to ask for a book of dirty limericks.

[Medusa]

I get grossed out when I go to the bathroom at work and someone is in the "poop stall" talking on their cell phone while crapping.

[Turtle]

http://www.philipstraub.com/assets/illustrations/hidden_treasure.jpg

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Why does the new Winnie the Pooh Movie Trailer make me feel all warm and fuzzy...Perhaps its the song??

[Kobi]

Da Momma has been visiting going on 2 weeks now. I am tired of doing laundry, planning and cooking meals, and running out at 6 am for the morning paper.

It is also a bit annoying when she strides a half mile ahead of me on our walks. I'm 27 years younger....you'd think I could keep up with her pace :blink:

But, I love the company and how she insists on cleaning the house everyday. I might just have to keep her for that!

[dixie]

Yup, that about sums it up.
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-facebook-fails-the-current-social-landscape.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-soon.jpg

[Dreams]

i'm starving so to torture my self that much more, i'm slow cooking pork strip's in tomatoes, onion, crushed red pepper and an assortment of other spices..MMM..burrito city baby..

[justanolecowboy]

___What would I give...
____________________I would give you the blue of the sky
Give you the light of the night storm
Give you the hush of the falling snow
Give you the vastness of the desert..

Because----well --- because no ordinary thing would ever do ----

[tapu]

I haven't figured this out yet:

You know how cold is supposed to contract, and heat expand? Well, how come when a container of liquid freezes, it expands sometimes clear out the top, or it puffs out because the lid is there?

Why would the liquid expand from the cold??

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-if-youd-just-bury-your-poop-like-a-normal-person-i-wouldnt-be-fixing-your-litterbox-every-week.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-can-we-fix-it-yes-we-can.jpg

[Soon]

Barton: "The Due Process Clause of The Constitution Came Out Of The Bible" (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/barton-due-process-clause-constitution-came-out-bible)

[tapu]

Do you ever spend a day with your ex-lover? I do a lot. Sometimes I have the bittersweet thought, "Why did we ever part?" And sometimes I think, "jésuchrísto, get this babe OUT of my car."

[Soon]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101011183910/wikiality/images/thumb/9/9b/Batboymichele.jpg/300px-Batboymichele.jpg

[DoReMiFemme]

Whenever I get a song stuck in my head I hum the National Geographic theme song and, voila!, it's gone.

[uglyboi]

Bad decisions make for great stories.

[tapu]

Whenever I get a song stuck in my head I hum the National Geographic theme song and, voila!, it's gone.

The worst song I ever got stuck in my head was after shopping at FAO Schwarz in Boston. Their employees would have a strong legal case if they sued for the unceasing repetition of

Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
of Toys....

Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
of Toys....

Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
Welcome to our world
of Toys....

I was climbing the walls before I'd been in there 10 minutes.

[Kätzchen]

http://www.mindmapinspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/intuition-mindmap.jpg

[Hack]

I am in need of a roadtrip that is not business-related. Seriously in need.

[UofMfan]

I can't concentrate. I need to concentrate.

[Rook]

A few mammalian species, such as rabbits do not have an estrous cycle and are able to conceive at almost any arbitrary moment. :blink:

In other words...Hi, my names Hopper...Never mind yours, you're fuckin hawt , I can smell it...speakin of ...Wanna boinky-boink? 30 days Later we can have Bob, Fluffy, Lillibet, Jo-Jo, Wanda, Hoppy, Hippy, Flunky the Runt, maybe call the twins from Hell JuJu and HooDoo....After that well..We got that Uncle-Daddy thing, hot Damn, keep twitchin that tail...let's go !!!

{{In one season a single female rabbit can produce as many as 800 children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, since courtship AND "mating" is very brief, 30-50 seconds, tops for fertilizing...A sniff here, a "taste", and 10 hours later, BUN IN THE OVEN eeeee-barf-}}
:|

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[Turtle]

http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.4663459.1.flat,550x550,075,f.on-top-of-a-mountain.jpg

[tapu]

:(
Bananas have, like, a 15-second window of opportunity. I should only buy one.

[nekohl]

I went to a drag pageant last night at the local gay bar. It was pretty entertaining. The queens were working hard for that crown.
I used to go to that bar all the time back in the day. Lots of dancing and drinking and smoking went on. I certainly don't go out as much as I used to and I haven't been there in over a year before last night.
Felt quite old as I watched all the skinny gay boys slithering around each other trying to out pose one another, and all the young lesbians in their wife beaters and boy shorts shaking their bieber cuts to the side.

[Fancy]

I get grossed out when I go to the bathroom at work and someone is in the "poop stall" talking on their cell phone while crapping.

Multitasking.

I ordered Chinese today while heading to the bathroom. It wasn't the "poop stall" though, thank goodness.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-okay-but-this-is-it-from-now-on-you-solve-it-yourself.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-nosy-cat-wonders-what-all-those-strange-noises-coming-from-the-bedroom-ar-dear-god-i-didnt-know-legs-could-bend-like-that.jpg

[tapu]

The one morning I'm wide awake at 5 a.m. and I have a fasting blood test at 8:30. They said I could have black coffee. Well... it's black. Needs half-and-half.

[justkim]

“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.”
Nope . . . duck tape isn't going to work in this instance.
- Unknown -

[Leigh]

Yesterday was an upsetting day, but today *WILL* be better because I'll make it better .......... no time to dwell on the past or what could have been, its time to focus on Myself and the future and what may come :-)

[tapu]

You know that song, "You are my sunshine..."? That song used to throw me into terror as a little kid. It would start out all nice and reassuring:

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me hap-py
When skies are grey :)

You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't... take my sunshine away??? :|

And then the next verse, I don't even want to go there. Still today when I hear that song, I get this queasy, doomed feeling. :twitch:

[Ms. Meander]

The raspberry bushes just keep on putting-out. Amazing! One might think I'd be sick of them by now, but NO!

[JAGG]

I would love to find an old style ski boat, from the late 60's early 70's and totally restore it.

[tapu]

I learned this in Guatemala, and I've seen people in Mexico and the American SW do it, too.

Wring out two wet washcloths and put them in the freezer. Once they're frozen, drape one over the top of your head or lay it across the back of your neck. Alternate them in and out of the freezer so you always have a fresh, cold one.

I mowed a lawn in Palm Springs doing this. It's great if you really need to get something done, in the heat.

[foxyshaman]

If you have a freezer...put your sheets in the freezer and take them out just before you go to bed. If your freezer is big enough put your pillow in it before you go to work and then it is iiiccccyyyyy cold when you need to sleep. I luvers that. <pouty face> now I just have a small freezer and cannot have a cold pillow. I loved doing that for my kids.

I had to use the cold washcloth and ice yesterday for sun stroke. Yeah me.

[JAGG]

Today my horoscope said stop wondering how much is the limit , and find out. I think I will do just that. Thanks for the advice.

[DoReMiFemme]

I don't know what will!

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[rubygirl]

During the days of school, children do not like going to bed and when it's summer time, they REALLY don't like going to bed. :confused:

[Merlin]

Listening to the smashing pumpkins song tonite .. Reminds me of my sister =]

[Dominique]

My throat is sore this morning. My first thought was to blame it on all of this air conditioning. But as I was sitting here, waking up.....I recall I was in the middle of a seemingly good dream, and was awakened from it by alarm kat, who was tapping me (gently) on my face cheeks and my lips. He never does that, He's LAZY. I'm thinking, I must have been talking in my sleep and he was trying to tell me to SHUT UP! :| lol.....good thing I like alarm Kat!

[dixie]

http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-cat.jpg

[JustLovelyJenn]

Eanie
Meanie
Minie
Moe
Catcha
Tiger
By the
Toe
If he
Hollers
Let him GO
Eanie
Meanie
Minie
Moe

[JustLovelyJenn]

Looked out the window... and what I saw made me think....

"The rain is falling straight down, only slightly to the side like."

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-is-it-just-me-or-do-the-garden-faeries-seem-more-aggressive-this-year.jpg

[dixie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-dog-pictures-i-haz-a-happy-cuz-im-going-to-mai-fer-ebber-home.jpg

[little_ms_sunshyne]

http://files.sharenator.com/funny_comment_28_FUNNY_ANIMALS-s382x326-15594-580.jpg

[little_ms_sunshyne]

http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2009/05/64755,xcitefun-funny-picture-photo-sign-bathroom-mrapplegate-pic.jpg

[Turtle]

http://www.naturephotoworks.com/albums/userpics/10001/Bold___Beautiful_Sunset_at_the_Bosque.jpg

[tapu]

Asa was looking in the mirror yesterday and told me he thought he was "male model material."

Of course, he got his looks from me, but he must have gotten that ego from the donor. :p

[Nina]

sometimes I really like eating sandwiches that have not been cut in half...I like how big they feel whole...even though it's not the most convent or lady-like (oh come on, I just like saying that!) way to eat them...it's still fun...and I make believe my hands are big enough to hold it effectively--they are not...I suspect it's the same kind of make-believe that I did when I dissembled about my height on my DL...

it's the simple things for a simple girl like me...

[JakeTulane]

If you are happy and your know it clap your hands.

[tapu]

If you are happy and your know it clap your hands.

Did you see that Ellen episode where she and Faith were back at their childhood summer camp, and they were singing that song but Faith wasn't clapping? And Ellen said, "What's the matter, Faith? Aren't you happy? Or are you happy and you don't know it?"

:superfunny:

[Chazz]

OK, so I'm Irish (dual citizenship).

Why is it that people expect the Irish to be lousy cooks? :|

I'm a good cook. So, there....

[tapu]

I think it's easy to raise a clever child, much harder to raise a pleasant one.

[Merlin]

They murdered princess Diana,i stand by that till my last breath.

[DoReMiFemme]

Today I had the pleasure of talking with a Farmers insurance agent that I deal with on a large account. He spent our entire 10-minute conversation talking to me in the Aflac duck voice. I am not kidding.

I love my job.

[rubygirl]

It is damn HOT out to day :|

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-no.jpg

[rubygirl]

*jaw drop*

I'm flipping through tv channels and came across a program call Hoarders. There is a man who lives with thousands of rats. His floor is covered with food for the rats. Soooooo shocking to see this.

[tapu]

I've seen Hoarders. I found myself having the most complicated and ambivalent feelings about that show. It's so depressing. More so than Intervention or Obsession or the others. Hey, I think A&E offers episodes of all those online, if you get into it.

[rubygirl]

Those shows are all interesting. I know people put down those shows or smirk at them but they do serve a purpose, whether therapeutic or inspirational.

[Tcountry]

Nothing "worth it" was ever easy......

[Turtle]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTx9iJ1cAYQFgILba9DlG90PAHoSpkcE j6WN7fpwmYMUP6KzyjH

[Tcountry]

I missed my 1000th post....gosh I hope it was a good one...lol:|

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I missed my 1000th post....gosh I hope it was a good one...lol:|

Ya, you missed it by a whoooooole bunch!!

[Tcountry]

Ya, you missed it by a whoooooole bunch!!
you didn't tell me either...lol :P

[little_ms_sunshyne]

So I was searching for the states where same sex marriages are legal and I stumbled upon a post by someone that I thought was kinda cool...

He said:

"Yes, there are passages in Scripture which are considered by some to be against the Homosexual and Lesbian life style. However, there are also passages directly related to Heterosexual activity, and we dont seem to quote them quite so often."

Food for thought :)

Random..thought I would share. Made me have an "Aha" moment lol

[Kobi]

I live up north on an island in the Atlantic. Summer is usually a breeze here....pun intended. I like it cuz I hate the heat and we get little heat compared to the rest of the country.

The hell on earth heat wave has arrived here this morning. Temps expected in the 90's (huh?) with heat index in the low hundreds ( double huh?).

So, it's making me wonder, has anyone ever actually tried frying an egg on the sidewalk? And at what temperature does human skin actually boil?

[msW8ing]

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/7f1195c2-5bde-41eb-83c5-daed20f8a203.jpg

[JakeTulane]

Carrots are one of My least favorite vegetables for a reason. Save it.

[Turtle]

http://www.mostphotos.com/preview/707488/steps-in-the-desert.jpg

[DoReMiFemme]

Today I shall wear red lipstick.

[tapu]

I was picking my way across these really hurtful river rocks yesterday in the Ossippee and, being the chronic klutz I am, I fell hard on my butt and it hurt like hell.

There were, like, 15 other people on the river and of course no one else fell--just me.

I can't tell you how many times I have done something similar in front of a crowd, to hear people yell, Are you okay??

Adding insult to injury, they sometimes yell, Is she okay??

:poc-angry:

[morningstar55]

Your situation may endanger your life and limbs, but only your thoughts can endanger your happiness. Telling yourself a miserable mental story about your circumstances creates suffering. Telling yourself a more positive and grateful story, studies show, increases happiness. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, choose thoughts that knit your heart together, rather than tear it apart.

[VintageFemme]

<<< everything old is new again

[Nina]

I wonder if other people's dress choices are dictated by:

1) Pockets

B) cotton

III) light colors

4) slevelessness

and

E) when all is said and done, Pockets!!

these criteria apply to dresses worn in the house, as well as out into the world...thus resulting in me having to change (like) 5 times already today...
I had to search in drawers not opened since the winter to find the perfect dress for wearing inside today since I am planning a day of being home and not venturing into the world filled with strangers...or stores...or other outside things...still, I couldn't find what to wear...untill I did and now I am happy...and comfortable...and lookin' cute...

ahhhhh the joys of being vapid...

[UofMfan]

From my FB feed:

https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/223996_239271926095515_113544412001601_789930_2866 286_s.jpg

[betenoire]

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[dixie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-dog-pictures-lets-shake-on-it-i-get-bacon-u-get-kisses.jpg

[dixie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-dog-pictures-anyone-for-pizza.jpg

[Turtle]

http://www.rixane.com/shots/amazing-bubbles-3d-screensaver-800-1.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-famine-cat-lunch.jpg

[justkim]

Because some days you just have to...

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[Kobi]

I watched Obama's last speech to the nation about the budget deficit and the looming credit crisis. I listened to the Republican rebuttal. I can't decide who was more annoying.

I do know I want to slap both of them upside the head cuz my refinancing is pending and they might mess it up. This is not acceptable.

[Turtle]

http://www.petedelgado.com/images/GalleryC/Huntington-BayNEW.jpg

I'm having a hard day and I'm longing for home...

[JustLovelyJenn]

7 am is really early to wake up... I don't like it.

[Nat]

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[Diva]

..............AND cut.
:giggle:

[durrrrrrrr]

Wimsi isnt feel well. :(

She HATES the taste of the medicine :hospital-snoopy: that I bought for her

I hope she gets feelin better soon :bouquet:

[Kobi]

Was talking to the banker about refinancing my mortgage. Asked him how stable the interest rates are.

His response - "Rates have been relatively stable, but when things are this low, anything can make them bounce up, like a federal default, Greece going bankrupt, Ireland taking over all banks, a terror act, etc etc." :seeingstars:

Life has become so internationally complicated.

[UofMfan]

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/50953/50953,1243689198,1/stock-photo-height-requirement-sign-outside-carnival-ride-31140505.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-does-it-look-infected-be-honest.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-ebil-is-so-misunderstood.jpg

[Mr.Nobody]

what happens if you get scared half to death...twice?

[Kenna]

After picking 6 or 7 huge buckets full of green tomatoes...thanks to the generosity of a friend's parents who granted access to their garden ...I'll be making my Green Tomato Verde Salsa tomorrow!!! *happy dance* ... I've waited all year for this!! I know several friends here have been waiting on me to send them more "care packages" of my salsa!! :cheesy: I can't wait!!

I always appreciate the generosity of a farmer/gardener. Their gift today will make many people very happy. Just like their fresh homegrown fruit did when I shared it with a needy family today.

Never take generosity for granted... and always pay it forward.

[dixie]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-facebook-fails-mail-then-and-now.jpg

[dixie]

Damn! And here I thought I was cool cause back when I was a teenager I would flip upside down when it started going. (Although you had to either flip back around before it stopped or do a hand-stand, otherwise you would faceplant the floor...lol)

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/epic-win-photos-gravitron-win.jpg

[Turtle]

http://www.stephanieannstephens.ca/images/dalia.jpg

[JustLovelyJenn]

I woke up before the kid.... how did that happen??

[JustLovelyJenn]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOO HARD...
http://youtu.be/fyyHevdRubM

[VintageFemme]

ツ favourite today tweets:



weed is bad! WE MUST BURN IT!
aren't rhino's just overweight unicorns
grab somebody hairy, tell them 'SHAVE!'
crazy, messed up world. we take so much for granted. don't lose touch with reality. every breath you take is one closer to your last.
i'm not lazy, i just prefer standing horizontally.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Swagging alone to infinity, and beyond!

[Rook]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/froudFae-1.gif

:sunglass:

[foxyshaman]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/froudFae-1.gif

:sunglass:

The quote in there made me smile. I personally would never trust a fairy... but hey foxes cannot always be trusted either...:blink:

[Fancy]

It seems often my day begins with an ideal...
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-MmWLCHptlW0/TjFgVnsCs5I/AAAAAAAAMJw/KxCHijF2SNk/s512/photo%2525201%252520%2525281%252529.JPG

...and ends up in the grip of practicality.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-M_mJ-4dAxfk/TjFgVtFQGFI/AAAAAAAAMJs/EqhkG6wx33E/s512/photo%2525202%252520%2525281%252529.JPG

Kudos to those who keep 'em on all day!

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/e97a165f-74c3-48b5-92e2-7d55dbbcdb6c.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-jeff-thought-he-was-in-love.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/90d5c540-6ae4-4a6a-806e-0b5acf50cbf6.gif

[jelli]

X4Qm9cGRub0

[dixie]

This was listed as "Nerd Command Center". If I didn't know better, I would swear it was my son's room. :glasses:
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/epic-win-photos-nerd-command-center-win.jpg

[dixie]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/koma-comic-strip-breakups-are-rough.jpg

[UofMfan]

I am so freaking tired, yet here I am. Random indeed.

[Leigh]

Damn My laptop is almost as good as new ~ its SO fantastic having it back in My possession :D

[dixie]

http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rage-comics-what-are-they-planning.jpg

[Random]

I did not know that glitter on the floor equaled hardcore...


You learn something knew every day...
:blink:

[UofMfan]

7 Myths About Making Coffee Answered. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eatingwell/7-coffee-myths_b_911913.html)

[Dreams]

Hang onto yer post's kids..it's going to be a bumpy ride..

Mercury in retrograde...AGAIN???

[dixie]

I did not know that glitter on the floor equaled hardcore...


You learn something knew every day...
:blink:

Apparently you haven't been at the drag club when my friend Adara was performing. ;)

[tapu]

I'm in a lonely mood. It's strange to feel it--I am almost never lonely, regardless of how much I might be alone. This has been going on for a couple of days. Ha, ever since Boy Scout Camp, maybe that's it. I need 8 grimy adolescent boys milling about....

[tapu]

Hang onto yer post's kids..it's going to be a bumpy ride..

Mercury in retrograde...AGAIN???

Yeah, there's certainly something going on. I like to blame barometric pressure changes.

[Random]

Apparently you haven't been at the drag club when my friend Adara was performing. ;)


Lol.... I didn't think of it in those terms..

I was watching this vidieo by some chick and that was a line... How they were so hard core and there was glitter on the floor and she had her drunk txt on but she didn't give a fuck... lololol

All I could remember was this club in Atlanta where you had to watch where you walked so you didn't step on a needle and you could sit and watch some guy getting fisted in the corner...

Lol.. when I was 20 that's what I called hard core...

[SomethingBeautiful]

Oh Kesha. She always thinks she's hardcore with glitter on the floor, and her eyes, and wherever else she can squeeze it in. Don't pay much attention, she also has lines where she says she brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack, and she will kick guys to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. I'm fairly sure she doesn't know who he is LOL

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-just-doing-mah-job.jpg

[JustLovelyJenn]

Up, showered, and dressed... with a smile...

... BRING ON THE WORLD, I'm ready!!

[Queerasfck]

http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/img_vxjvWY.jpg

[Turtle]

http://raymondx5.com/kids%20rain/rain1.jpg

I'm missing the cloudbursts of summer "back east"

[Jeep]

Dr. Zoidberg, we have so much in common.

[rubygirl]

I'm hungry. I want food. I should also go to sleep. Hmmmmm........which one will win??? Food or Sleep....

[Dreams]

I'm hungry. I want food. I should also go to sleep. Hmmmmm........which one will win??? Food or Sleep....

there is left over meatloaf and smushed potato's in the fridge...now im hungry too..

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-youre-welcome.jpg

[Tommi]

Are you shipping your Raffle Donation to BFP?
or
Are you taking your Raffle Donation to the Peabody?

[Softhearted]

I think I lost a friend this weekend... she is not speaking to me anymore even though I apologized 2 times... The only thing I did was that I got angry at her and pouted... but apologized 30 minutes afterward... Perhaps she holds grudges, I dunno.

[Daktari]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/489ce75d9ee98cf8eb93195c6c34893b-1.png










Admin. please feel free to take this post down if deemed inappropriate

[JAGG]

Is it Friday yet?

[citybutch]

Have you ever loved someone so much that you ached... even after more than a decade? Because it is what it is... and they are what they are... and they get what they get?


I am so in love....

No matter who we are... how we identify, what terms we use.... my wife is sitting there working on her doctoral dissertation to find ways to educate healthcare providers to make sure there are ways it is accessible on a gender identity level... no matter if we are butch, MoC, stud, aggressive, lesbian, femme, gender variant...

If no one else gets it... she does... gawd I love her....

[Andrea]

Have you ever loved someone so much that you ached... even after more than a decade? Because it is what it is... and they are what they are... and they get what they get?


I am so in love....

<snip>

If no one else gets it... she does... gawd I love her....

I get it. I feel this all the time. Love my honey great big lots. It is a very special feeling. A very special love. Something to be treasured.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/3e1cda13-518f-46fa-919e-0f7ed2309d2f.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-captions-breakfast-with-eyes.jpg

[JAGG]

Boy my morning coffee is so good today!!!!

[Daktari]

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Highly recommended acoustic version of Valerie.

RIP Amy

[DoReMiFemme]

The message in my fortune cookie from lunch said:

Fame is in your future in bed. Aaaaaawwww yeah!


:)

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-this-pig-is-wearing-boots-your-argument-is-invalid.jpg

[dixie]

This reminds me sooooooo much of a cat I know. (A cat whose advice would probably be the same as this one...lol)
http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-advice-cat1.jpg

[Dreams]

this has been on my mind for a minute now...can we pray the straight away?

[citybutch]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/OPINION/08/05/davis.us.trust/c1main.vote.em.out.ireport.jpg

[citybutch]

http://blogs-images.forbes.com/deborahljacobs/files/2011/08/09Ck46s0fKfu7_61.jpg

[Lady Pamela]

For those who haven't seen this.

Cartoon & Song about MENOPAUSE.


&#x202a;Menopause & Middle Aged Woman Cartoons&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube

[Turtle]

http://www.sonyaworld.com/wp-content/raging_racers_ride.jpg

[JakeTulane]

Just one of the many reasons I buy his wares.



http://blogs-images.forbes.com/deborahljacobs/files/2011/08/09Ck46s0fKfu7_61.jpg

[tapu]

Wait. Does this mean... Kenneth Cole is gay?!?!




;)

[JakeTulane]

One could only wish. However, I have never seen anything in print that he is or bisexual for that matter.



Wait. Does this mean... Kenneth Cole is gay?!?!




;)

[tapu]

Asa tells me that if Sarah Palin is elected to national office, he wants to move to Canada. In the Mama's estimation, this is a vast improvement over the elementary years when he was a staunch Bush supporter.

[JustLovelyJenn]

I am bouncing... that is all.

[citybutch]

Anyone gone to google yet? It changes every time you open it!

Happy Birthday Lucy! :D

[Rook]

~After feeding my Ferrets their favorite treats, one small piece each (liver snaps)...I get thirsty and fetch water...on my way back, what do I see?...A big fat Ferret running right past me......With the whole bag of treats dangling from mouth, and the other one wobbly-runnin right behind *she's very plump, and smooshy-snuggly*~ "Get back here u greedy fat bastards!!!" was all I could say b4 hysterical laughter triggers...

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/0170960607001.png

[UofMfan]

RvRe6lFkOZ0

[citybutch]

Couldn't find a "what are you reading?" thread... found Book threads but no listing of what folks are currently reading...

Is there one? Should I start one?

[UofMfan]

There is one here (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=393199&highlight=reading#post393199).

[citybutch]

Cool... thanks UofMan!

There is one here (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=393199&highlight=reading#post393199).

[sharkchomp]

Wow work was hell today. I am soooo tired blech! And it wasn't just me, my manager was wore the hell out too.

Ok, kiddo, if you and your friends want to sit in my front yard on the curb that's cool but when I take my dogs out to do their business and they bark at you - not a word dude. Not a word. You're on THEIR turf and it's their JOB to let me know a stranger(s) is nearby. Be happy I had a good hold of her, she bites and Scooby, well I have to take him to therapy for the whole 'biting the fleas' thing.

ok, dinner then bed shortly - night :)

~~~shark~~~~~~~~

[citybutch]

I have words I will not post...

[Janny]

If the Kardashians are so difficult to keep up with, why the hell do I keep seeing them everywhere?

[tapu]

I have words I will not post...

But they're not any of those words.... That helps narrow it down.

;)

[Dominique]

But they're not any of those words.... That helps narrow it down.

;)


what (?) silence

[tapu]

what (?) silence

We know that some of the words he will post are:

I, have, words, he, will, not, and post

So that narrows it down for figuring out which words he won't.

[Dominique]

We know that some of the words he will post are:

I, have, words, he, will, not, and post

So that narrows it down for figuring out which words he won't.

mmmm, got it now. Thanks!:balloon:

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-i-wuz-led-unnderstand-dat-in-dis-game-der-would-b-fish.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-captions-iz-pretty.jpg

[JAGG]

If oil prices keep tumbling why haven't gas prices tumbled? The very first time a weather person even mentions a possibilty of a storm developing in the gulf, gas prices sky rocket an hour later. We are told its due to possible damage to offshore wells from the possible storm that may or may not even develop. Oil has fallen to 80 dollar a barrel. And it is expected to keep falling as the stocks do. Gas prices should be about $1.29 a gal. We are being gouged, should be a crime!

[Leigh]

Its nice when things start to come together, and the happiness that's felt cannot compare to anything ............ its nice :-)

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-it-says-to-add-more-tuna-and-a-tweety-bird.jpg

[Ryobi]

It's a big day for Wisconsin today. And, it could be a big day for our Country as a result.
Today we have the senator recall voting. An attempt to oust the newly elected republicans from their seats. When Walker took office as Governor, he duped Wisconsin's people, and these senators blindly went along with him and gave him everything he wanted, no matter the cost to who. Their pockets got lined, what's the big deal, right? Their bullshit took Wisconsin backwards more than 50 years worth of steps. Many of those steps in their forward motion, became a benefit to the nation eventually. (Unionism, collective bargaining, gay rights, to name a few dear to me.) All of those things and more are up to be crushed at republican hands. I'm looking forward to Wi launching another first today. The first state to stand up to the republican death trap and tell them, my rights and life are not yours to play with. Hit the bricks, Jackass!
My hope is the ripple effect across the country. Once people are shown how to defend an attack successfully, the attacks come with less bite and less frequency. I hope Wisconsin can get that ball rolling.

Could be very interesting around these parts tomorrow. If anything, Walker and his cronies will finally understand that Wisconsin's motto is FORWARD for good reason, and we like it like that.

[I'mOneToo]

the only thing worse than breaking a nail while typing is breaking a nail and a freaking key off the keyboard while doing it. this keyboard has about had it. nails grow back... wish keys would too.

[Daktari]

mvXg3iuG_W0
I've not heard the High Tide Organ 'playing' before. It's a bloody windy today so it was singing out loud.

I don't know if any of you know but we're having some nasty riots here at the moment. There was a facebook 'event' today Anti-Riot - Operation Cup of Tea
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=261568193854371

Which of course doesn't achieve anything except to keep those who've been hurt/had their shops looted/vehicles burned out/etc etc, in our thoughts.
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/th_IMG_0224.jpg (http://s132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/?action=view&current=IMG_0224.jpg)

[justkim]

I think I just may take a hike up to Hanging Lake tomorrow morning...
The view alone is worth it...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging_Lake

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[Softly]

I missed the new bachelor pad show tonight :x

I love that my partner will not let me touch the dishes because she had shrimp in one of the dishes and I'm allergic :) she doesn't want me to die. Awe :)

Happy happy happy :D

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-kitteh-komic-ob-teh-day-how-cats-see-humans.jpg

[Andrea]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-kitteh-komic-ob-teh-day-how-cats-see-humans.jpg

This is how it is at my house. LOL

[Leigh]

That cat poster thingy looks exactly like My house too, damn cats LOL

[SimpleAlaskanBoy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-kitteh-komic-ob-teh-day-how-cats-see-humans.jpg

Thirded!
~SAB :ballcat:

[Jeep]

Would love a day to sleep in with my cats, but no. I have this disease called work. It gets me up at 4AM. Horrible living in the real world. I drink coffee and Mt. Dew until i look kinda like :freak:

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/b8ed6e43-e4e9-4266-acdc-7f81fbd494a3.gif

[Bard]

Taken to watching the secrets of Isis on netflix this not being able to work is getting to me I tell you ...grumble grumble

[dixie]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dfedcbbb-0c6a-46c9-bee5-3a749ac136b5.jpg

[Turtle]

http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/hawaii/images/hawaii/big-island-surfing.jpg

I'm ready for a sunset at the beach...

[Butterbean]

After waking up from a deep sleep, I just remembered I have a big submarine sandwich in the fridge. Sweetttttttttttttttttt!

[Abigail Crabby]

Makes me think of home

http://nacken.com/images/fj439xl.jpg

[dixie]

Just read TOP 100 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE, and was surprised to find that YELL FOR HELP was not one of them.

[tapu]

Just read TOP 100 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE, and was surprised to find that YELL FOR HELP was not one of them.

You should publish an off-shoot called, Top Thing to Do Before You Die

[Rook]

I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.

Somebody is going to be wrong.

~~~~~~~~

I don't know why everybody is going on about the Rapture.

I thought Hanging on the Telephone was by far, Blondie's best song.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

This week a swan census takes place on the River Thames. Which is great, as I have always wondered what swans do for a living.

~~~~~~~~

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with Kit-Kats.

I tried to calm her down by suggesting we have a break.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Do pregnant Jelly Fish have Jelly Babies?

~~~~~~

BBC News: Ice Cream Company launches Breast milk flavoured ice cream

I wonder if they will be doing raspberry nipple.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-u-recorded-over-my-dancing-w-the-stars-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you-human.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-two-can-play-the-blame-game-ya-know.jpg

[dixie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-dog-pictures-it-juzz-liek-ezploded-or-sumfin.jpg

[Leigh]

I'm obsessed with Degrassi, that is all :|

[VintageFemme]

I love snapple sorbet bars, don't you?

[Hack]

My tan looks good against white bed linens.

[Turtle]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRaH6Rz8g8ClilXtZmHmFzy-Kh6v_dYuGIHBqRzzyvlIvjhreGH1Q

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/-3-4.jpg

[Turtle]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlfUbIILd7SN1E38cfjVdVlA6WRRxXi ubZF1LUa52brU5vAE6_8A


So.....this mercury in retrograde shit is extra bad for geminis, isn't it???

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-ohai-i-hacked-your-ikea-account.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-missing-parts-poorly-asssembled-yup-its-an-ikea-cat.jpg

[dixie]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-graphs-untitled6.png

[Licious]

I just really like this thread! Fun :) More random thoughts later

[DoReMiFemme]

DHuwGStJT_Y

Sigh. Gene Kelly always makes me feel so happy.