Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[asphaltcowboi]

A Retirement Story:

One day a man decided to retire...


He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.


He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.


After about four months, he was lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rowed up to the shore.


In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"


She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my fishing boat sank."


"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."


"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. " I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."


"But, where did you get the tools?"


"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. " On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in a volcanic vent I found just down island, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."


The guy is stunned.


"Let's row over to my place," she says "and I'll give you a tour." So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small hand built wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and a tree house.


While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Please sit down."


"Would you like a drink?"


"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."


"Oh, it's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Jack Daniels neat?"


Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."


No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells, honed to a hollow ground edge, are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.


"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"


When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but a bandana around her blonde locks and some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of coconut oil. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.


"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you had a really good ride?" She stares into his eyes.


He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,


"You've built a Harley?"

[RockOn]

random ...

[Bèsame*]

http://i.imgur.com/4hSczvR.png

[RockOn]

........................

post.

[RockOn]

me neither

[Lady Pamela]

I don't know where to post this but everyone should see it and make it go viral.
These people are going to be put to death, imprisoned and the family , friends etc are also if they don't turn them in.
THE BILL WAS PASSED. I just spoke to them and the president there is going to sign.
As soon as that happens they will put it in force.

take a look please...and pardon my posting here..I looked all over to find the thread that would fit this and couldnt find it.

http://news.ugo.co.ug/2013/12/parliament-passes-anti-homosexuality-bill-2009/


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[nerdle]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9OO38V-7VE4/T_w-yaXJPQI/AAAAAAAADwo/XAGPemfQ7TQ/s400/376443_10150961503008687_906472232_n.jpg

true that Sir Mix-A-Lot, true that

[Bad_boi]

watch?v=714-Ioa4XQw

HeeHee

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/2c/0d/6f/2c0d6f0fdff719f231a5c80e397c5666.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/45/4b/9a/454b9a7f325601f265734eedf9014743.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e7/f1/ea/e7f1ea99bec9b838b4ac1e35329c0f45.jpg

[silkepus]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/29ea7585aa41526ab26a754ad43e73bc/tumblr_mpiw9p05Nh1r7zjmbo1_500.jpg

[silkepus]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/71281acddf6480888ce8f07dfcfaf094/tumblr_mwwyqfoPr91qdlh1io1_400.gif

[silkepus]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/09de10da27d51e3cd4b31fdf13b5b923/tumblr_myld3z07gK1rlcf1ko1_500.jpg


Sigar Dita is best Dita

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1488959_10151909941631275_895693502_n.png

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zpsb912b57e.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zpsee90c33c.jpg

[Genesis]

http://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/q83/s720x720/1560668_10151909972096275_2012224952_n.jpg

[BestButchBoy]

When you become known for something, it’s time to change it.

[o'queery]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRC_OnNUGIz08xngsGJt9MuchfnRPncC viFCWKFfPDZI_KohoI8Zw

[nerdle]

http://thebelleofthelibrary.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/bdsm.jpg

[TheLoneStranger]

Take off the "washed up, failure" labels. Put on some new labels: "Redeemed, restored, forgiven, approved and talented." -Joel Osteen

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bAIZPjDtT_Q/TUr3iNSgGxI/AAAAAAAAG2w/PJbCitoNbC4/s1600/636x460design_01.jpeg

[puddin']

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrhtdnR6JDC_LshmWX4iHPiu5utRlWL tk7L01ueW4k9WBWhgeERg

[LeftWriteFemme]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tygrlUsO1qlbrp3o1_500.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f6/e7/35/f6e735c3e69619877411f472a8158307.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/44/4d/05/444d05d6eca229af35368bd69c87ec84.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/08/7f/25/087f25cf36f8ce4287638fb2545e36e6.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/92/c6/3f/92c63f2ffb01144cb33d5ef9806460fd.jpg

[Genesis]

http://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/1497792_445611225562453_876282352_n.jpg

[Genesis]

http://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1555543_10152499498454447_875089883_n.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1524745_676300992401226_1435980381_n.jpg

[Soon]

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/772/7260/original.jpg

[Bad_boi]

http://i.imgur.com/bUXiudo.gif

This moving pic takes a while to get going but it is soooo worth it XD

[silkepus]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/2dd60ac7b3e12845d7832f5543555aca/tumblr_msuho2hGiN1somw7ho1_500.png

https://24.media.tumblr.com/d83ae5cde6265de5f6562d95d212ce59/tumblr_msuho2hGiN1somw7ho2_500.png

https://24.media.tumblr.com/0c8ced244d6030b4a8ceb4a5b49bd8c4/tumblr_msuho2hGiN1somw7ho3_500.png

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/4d/31/7e/4d317e71f3d19ff9adda790a2038919b.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/fe/d0/2dfed0869e628ae05230dce4d3853be9.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/68/6e/df/686edf7edf57f286b90c7d03fcaa45f5.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1488646_10151944088007815_776781272_n.jpg

[TheLoneStranger]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WyrQGv45xxs/TorNHWrjZ3I/AAAAAAAAADs/C6z0jvulUBw/s640/274278823_w6nUZmlG_c.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1530380_737611596249821_19369721_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/31/0a/24/310a24b19a67debb1efab3d5c6a2906d.jpg

[TheLoneStranger]

http://maryannsinspirationalpoetry.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/jesus-leading-sheep-beautiful.jpg

[BrutalDaddy]

I'm in love.


Yep,
Brute.

[Ms. Meander]

I'm staying at a friend's house while construction is supposedly happening in mine (been away three and a half weeks so far). My friend is at a meditation retreat and her 22yr old son was away skiing, due back Sunday or Monday. I fell asleep tonight on the couch in front of the fire and was startled awake at midnight by a stampede of 20-something yr old boys! Ok, it was only two, but they entered like a herd of elephants! Anyway, wish I could go back to sleep now. I'm all jazzed up. And switching from "letting it all hang out" mode, to "I'm the mother here" mode.

[nerdle]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8355f6ec96f4190095eda3958a6ed23e/tumblr_mjrrndziMZ1qcx70ho1_500.jpg I just liked this ...hope you do too.

[TheLoneStranger]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-izf7a4JHdhI/TV8uzqRnAQI/AAAAAAAB8MA/6Mh7qkBA0bM/s1600/funny_demotivational_posters_36.jpg

[TheLoneStranger]

http://www.jeremymorgan.com/funny/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/0817-funny-pictures-27.jpg

[TheLoneStranger]

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Funny-meme-pictures.png

[TheLoneStranger]

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/88funny-pictures128.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/66/65/ed/6665edc6a6040fd8163ffeae33a62b11.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/b1/3e/b5/b13eb51dbc3d60d9ff53f150b74a5a7f.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/02/4f/00/024f00983ca917f45e90cac37d4527d2.jpg

[uglyboi]

When things are serious, and you want to yell, “It’s time to lay down the hammer!” be sure you don’t accidentally shout, “Hammer time!”

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1510036_10151852645232945_904607265_n.jpg

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1441421_10151809140592945_155373504_n.jpg

[silkepus]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/59182d3be7966d45da79a4d5e0c541e5/tumblr_mybip5wa1z1r8k679o1_500.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/55/f7/06/55f7068ca79a7e2b709ef5c2a380475d.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/66/37/2d6637835356fff9013ae0487b91f921.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/88/3f/94/883f94b9ccfd2e4cbe07f625d96923c9.jpg

[puddin']

omxXyk2F2is&sns=fb

[KayCee]

http://http://www.simplypimped.com/bilder/auto/bmw_vs_jaguar/bmw_vs_jaguar_01.jpgBMW versus Jaguar

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/994997_700831776617749_1679278434_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/cc/5d/79/cc5d799204958cbb8dc3f76000392064.jpg

[puddin']

was sittin' me neighbour's youngest, marco, last night and was introduced to "annoying frog"...


k85mRPqvMbE

[Soon]

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/778/2608/original.jpg?w=480&h

[silkepus]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/47c75752d3fdbc3b8b869f530b048008/tumblr_mukgjdIMpt1qzpegpo7_500.jpg

https://31.media.tumblr.com/75d86e90230617832f74381ba069aed1/tumblr_mukgjdIMpt1qzpegpo5_500.jpg

https://31.media.tumblr.com/21226cfd0a8c23810406129bf42ca6b9/tumblr_mukgjdIMpt1qzpegpo4_500.jpg

https://24.media.tumblr.com/48bf230e156e7db85c44581852cd9616/tumblr_mukgjdIMpt1qzpegpo1_500.jpg

[BestButchBoy]

The main problem with a lot of people is that when they find something really good, they start looking for something better.
If you're not grateful for what you have, you will never have enough.

[Fancy]

SSWuNZxA1m8
Will I have the guts to audition.
Hm.
:)

[~baby~doll~]

i looked out the window this morning and spotted a fox running through the snow. It was so beautiful. The snow was pristine as the fox made its way into the treeline and out of sight.

[TheLoneStranger]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/49/b3/b3/49b3b3646ff4e9dcb4566e0be4b230b4.jpg

[BestButchBoy]

Don't ever waste your time trying to convince someone that you are worthy of their time. If they can't see it, they are not worthy of yours.

[BestButchBoy]

I've never been a big fan of plaid.

[silkepus]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lughpeCh9i1qdi18ao1_250.gif https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lughpeCh9i1qdi18ao2_250.gif

[uglyboi]

The words narrow catwalk make me tingle.

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1512527_623979510970469_732834413_n.jpg

[C0LLETTE]

Here's some convoluted, self-serving logic: the Dallas "Safari" group that's auctioning off a chance to trophy hunt, shoot and kill one of the almost extinct black rhinos in Namibia because they say they'll give the money to rhino conservation.

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1013355_562867980474867_2080380241_n.jpg

[Jesse]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1545990_10151893221398716_1217658817_n.jpg

[C0LLETTE]

I'm not so sure. Inside this old person are some well-worn, well-used bits and pieces. If there's a young person in there, I wish they'd do a bit of fixing up and replace a few of the rickety pipes and joints.

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/27/a6/42/27a642e6d98c9f80c5dfb97a478c10e4.jpg

[tapu]

.
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pork

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[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps922cfc4d.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps77a93181.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps06e6ea26.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps1d248625.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps728689aa.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps3cbe50e9.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps8fc50f15.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps13948bd2.jpg

[Genesis]

http://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/1525639_805404792810427_2114022464_n.jpg

[tapu]

Ohhhh, the poor Partridge Family.

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/19/95/28/199528ae059bcfefd0a50344fb6f6ca4.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/fb/f8/dc/fbf8dc640e272990fad321051c144d8e.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f3/02/67/f302671d0939e9a3e37fd4a986d9c07f.jpg

[Julie]

I wonder if Dreamer expects me to be a virgin on our wedding night and bleed!?!
Just in case...
http://www.zonaeuropa.com/20050918_25.jpg

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1560772_566017776808505_846959151_n.jpg

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1609685_566016973475252_702605895_n.jpg

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1/1528503_785021148191577_1750552553_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2f/8d/35/2f8d35ac6a14b78b8a07465e96a0de61.jpg

[Jesse]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1538678_595972093812606_225124809_n.jpg

"Dragonfire" - a rare Palomino Tobiano Pinto Gypsy Vanner Stallion!

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1526655_655033437894412_574638340_n.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

These are such beautiful images I couldn't resist posting this link

http://www.boredpanda.com/animal-children-photography-elena-shumilova/

[Jet]

http://www.yahoo.com/food/every-way-to-open-a-wine-bottle-without-a-corkscrew-73520983092.html

[Bèsame*]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/14/ba/35/14ba354f32a78ff3d6e7463ce0a1162d.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/68/d1/e6/68d1e62b48f7093c7fa3e2ba90bd439b.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/51/fd/42/51fd42f90784621de63d9a723af097e6.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d9/00/2d/d9002d56f6cadc2a4f3f2daa37c73b22.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/736x/ef/d5/dd/efd5ddf98f83b472c9e792ea03138985.jpg

[silkepus]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/5374761bbb6c7ded56d92322c4fbb3fc/tumblr_mg4n8uAUDL1s2vr9oo1_500.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f3a5ef7ba4f0c3f5540aa083da760d9/tumblr_mwtpv6nOO51srt2ido1_400.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/7d/be/eb/7dbeeb77bcc3630d7670a43b610a9a68.jpg


It’s hard to believe that this jaw-dropping room is located in an abandoned castle in Tuscany, Italy. Built in 1605 and once housed kings, Sammezzano Castle now sits atop a hill in a Tuscan oak tree grove untouched by modern times. Within the castle you can find the Peacock Room, a hidden jewel features intricate Moorish designs and a breathtaking assortment of patterns and colors. The beauty of the memorizing interiors is simply beyond comparison.

[C0LLETTE]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d9/00/2d/d9002d56f6cadc2a4f3f2daa37c73b22.jpg

People who don't live in consistently harsh climates shouldn't cast snowballs.

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/90/34/b6/9034b64c5b8aeff6d1663d6bcbb1c3cd.jpg

[Katniss]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/90/34/b6/9034b64c5b8aeff6d1663d6bcbb1c3cd.jpg


There are too many d@mn people on my boat!!!! LoL! Unless they are the staff hired to bring me little umbrella drinks, even then one (person, not drink) will do.

[Bèsame*]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Tzmcw-R7AiA/TtkBO66SkqI/AAAAAAAACDA/bjy1csAQa8k/s640/tumblr_llbc158VgX1qfq5z7o1_500_large.jpg

[silkepus]

How to tell if you are in a Bronte novel




1. You have one dream, and it is very small, and everyone around you wants to crush it.

2. Your grandest ambition is to open a small school with four chairs and three well-behaved students, and to someday own a vase with a flower in it, and perhaps to have a second dress.

3. You take that part about the second dress back; you dare not fly so close to the sun, lest Icarus-like, your wings are singed.

4. You have just been walking in the rain, and everyone who raised you is dead, and you are glad.

5. A beautiful and shallow woman that you hate is your best friend for reasons you cannot explain. The more she demands your respect and esteem, the more cruelly you withhold it, which drives her wild. She mocks your station in public; you criticize her morals in private. You suspect her of being Catholic. One night you share a bed and have a fever dream together. She marries a terrible man and sends you fat letters stuffed with passion and longing.

6. Someone compares you to a sparrow. Someone compares your best friend to a scarlet-breasted robin. Someone compares the man you secretly love to a hawk or a crow.

7. None of your pupils are interested in Latin. Your pupils are scatterbrained monsters.

8. You have an enemy who claims to love you. You are competent at embroidering, but not accomplished.

9. You draw horrifying shipwrecks and lightning-ruined oak trees in your spare time. You have never danced, not even once, not even in your dreams.

10. You never tell anyone anything.

11. Someone you have never met has died and left you 20 pounds; you are the richest woman in the world and no man is your master now. You quit your soul-crushing job and move into a cottage. The cottage has whitewashed walls and a small chair for you to sit in; you have never dreamed of so much happiness.

12. You went to France once. You didn’t think much of it.

13. Something has been forbidden to you.

14. You know a man with easily excitable features and very dark whiskers. The two of you argue frequently over points of theology and may very well be in love. He handed you a flower once, and you have never forgotten it.

[Queenie]

igDzM4CyWa8

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/13/d3/fb/13d3fb9c095ab7225497835f0b045fc9.jpg

The Dolomites are a section of the Alps mountain range in Italy. Besides the spectacular views, visitors to the Dolomites can enjoy skiing, snowshoeing, snowboarding, ice skating and sledding in the winter months, and hiking, mountaineering, mountain biking, base jumping, paragliding and hang-gliding in the summer. The

[Kobi]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Tzmcw-R7AiA/TtkBO66SkqI/AAAAAAAACDA/bjy1csAQa8k/s640/tumblr_llbc158VgX1qfq5z7o1_500_large.jpg

Positano, Italy is a village and comune on the Amalfi Coast , in Campania, Italy, mainly in an enclave in the hills leading down to the coast.

Positano has been featured in several films, including Only You (1994), and Under the Tuscan Sun (2003), as well as being mentioned in the 2009 musical film Nine in the song "Cinema Italiano". It also hosts the annual Cartoons on the Bay Festival, at which Pulcinella awards for excellence in animation are presented.

[Daktari]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/Foursfinal_zpsa808385e.png

[silkepus]

Who knew Julie Andrews could be this hot!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/157cf9133e6882e991aef4242c5bc375/tumblr_mz1tjsMEPm1qhdvf5o7_500.gif

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Dayum!

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/1d/87/dd/1d87dd42f77cdf9c363ba659d13cd6a9.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/08/6d/85/086d8501254592dafd3efe247b2b7c89.jpg

[kittygrrl]

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[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zpsdf49843d.jpg

This bit of randomness is just because I happened upon a website this afternoon, of someone who so resented the time and energy spent on eating each week (that takes laziness to a whole new level, lol), that he began researching all the nutrients, vitamins, and minerals necessary to sustain the human body.

His research culminated in a "drink" which he now uses in place of all his meals; with the very occasional exception of coffee, apparently.

He calls his product Soylent. Sound appetizing, lol?

Before it became available for sale, a rabid following of home brew Soylent enthusiasts popped up who shared and exchanged recipes all across the world wide web, lol. That part cracked me up.

lol, now I'm thinking of becoming one of them and replacing two of my 3 meals with it myself. I'm particularly interested in the idea of perfect, unblemished.... nutrition; and it all just sounds so appealing to me right now.

I figure the 3rd meal will just be for the sheer pleasure of it; and to keep my teeth from getting soft and falling out from not tearing anything, lol.

[silkepus]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/32a1c326902602a72a0df8daa9c36a0f/tumblr_mzd9oqU5bY1she6beo1_500.png

[silkepus]

This is how we make gay marriage happen!

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https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mam4kviQeo1qeadgqo2_r1_500.gif

[silkepus]

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[silkepus]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt950c5JDf1qcmyd0o1_500.jpg

[lionesstoo]

I don't like the taste of Chocolate Teddy Grahams.

do you like chocolate chip cookies?

[Jesse]

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/68430_721125151240740_974879062_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/32/ed/db/32eddbe86faba4c35308860ce370587e.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/d9/2f/4ed92f1603f05795a68d8d1a4fe182f8.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1607083_710963405602731_2013505564_n.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/26/34/e8/2634e8dee6f774e5beb45af6155a5e55.jpg

[Bèsame*]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/s403x403/942480_653460251382733_1801631803_n.jpg

[C0LLETTE]

I guess there's not enough glory or publicity in offering a Billion dollar prize to someone who cures a particular cancer by 2020.


"Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Inc. (BRK/A) is backing a $1 billion prize offered by Quicken Loans Inc. if a contestant predicts the winner of each game in the National Collegiate Athletic Association’s men’s basketball tournament.

The prize will be paid in 40 annual installments of $25 million and split among multiple winners if there is more than one perfect entrant, the Detroit-based lender said today in a statement distributed by PR Newswire. The winner also has the option of a single payment of $500 million.

Berkshire has specialized in unusual insurance risks for decades, protecting clients against big losses in return for premium payments. The Omaha, Nebraska-based company won a bet in 2010 on the World Cup after France was eliminated from the tournament in South Africa. Berkshire has previously guaranteed against the potential payout of $1 billion in a contest sponsored by PepsiCo Inc.

“We’ve seen a lot of contests offering a million dollars for putting together a good bracket, which got us thinking, what is the perfect bracket worth?” Quicken Loans Chief Marketing Officer Jay Farner said in the statement. “We decided a billion dollars seems right for such an impressive feat.”

The 68-team team tournament begins in March. Submissions will be limited to one per household and capped at 10 million entrants, according to the statement. "

[Sweet Bliss]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1607083_710963405602731_2013505564_n.jpg

Can I get an Amen?!!!!

[Genesis]

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[Genesis]

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[Bèsame*]

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[Bèsame*]

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http://s59.radikal.ru/i164/1201/96/004dc433411b.jpg

I'm waiting!

[C0LLETTE]

http://ak.dynamic.t2.tiles.virtualearth.net/comp/ch/030223132?mkt=en-ca&it=G,L&shading=hill&og=34&n=z&key=AiQgPd_UrWS6AnTKz1VMV7VQGfzvBiKFcnWoEMlKMrpzYH 9aJ57LbFtWxZ7Vt-dN

[Ginger]

I guess there's not enough glory or publicity in offering a Billion dollar prize to someone who cures a particular cancer by 2020.





No, but there might be plenty of glory and publicity and money in enabling infertile women to bear children. A couple guys won the Nobel prize for that a few years ago. A Nobel Prize. For enabling (the very, very few) people who can afford it, to have a biological child thanks to extraordinary and expensive medical measures—when there are hundreds of millions of abandoned and orphaned children around the world needing homes.

[Genesis]

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[Kobi]

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[Kobi]

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[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/97/e3/3e/97e33e2da58178e5ac4ec2f3fd12af46.jpg

[Kobi]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/s403x403/942480_653460251382733_1801631803_n.jpg


They look like owls to me. Except the one on the left looks like a grumpy monkey. Is this a new Rorschach test?

[Jesse]

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow it's my fault!”

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/8604_786662748029798_757240194_n.jpg

[C0LLETTE]

Allow me to offer up a neat Latin phrase that some folks may find useful at times throughout their working day "Qui dederit cacas."

[Katniss]

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[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/9e/7a/33/9e7a336a11a90f68f949aaeeeff6676b.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/dc/18/d6/dc18d60d3e62cc7ec5cf585ad6ebd6ad.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e3/ce/4f/e3ce4feb1b186983668d8a6a9f81b0ca.jpg

[puddin']

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[Daktari]

tyZeGOsR9IA

[Jesse]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1557581_10151944367607875_119653918_n.jpg

[Genesis]

http://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/s720x720/1555507_625555690814876_1751881722_n.jpg

[Jesse]

http://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/s720x720/1555507_625555690814876_1751881722_n.jpg


I think I may have been the chicken minding it's own business while trying to cross the road. :jester:

[silkepus]

HOW MANY MALE NOVELISTS

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The terrible sex had made him feel deeply interesting, like a murder victim.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: [4000 words from the narrator about his feelings on his childhood circumcision]

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: War is hell.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He straightened his tie. He had lost, but in a romantic way, which meant that he had won. “I’m going to do a pushup,” he announced to his tie. His tie respected him for it, and secretly wished that it could have sex with him.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn’t understand.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He swore curses at his coworkers. He was making a lot of money. Fuck.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: This neighborhood in New York City was very different from the other neighborhood in New York City he’d just been in.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: [4000 words about an isolated encounter with a service worker that borders on racist and goes nowhere]

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: “The cocaine isn’t the point. The cocaine is a metaphor,” he explained wearily over the pile of cocaine. She folded her arms. She didn’t understand his cocaine. “Didn’t you read my manifesto?” The prostitute had read his manifesto. Why couldn’t she?

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: This lightbulb is inauthentic.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: ”It’s only the institution I have a problem with,” he explained to the empty bar.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The time had come for him to go to war, and also find himself, and also reject the rules of your society.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: His alcoholism was different, because someday he was going to die.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: [Nothing happens for 450 pages; receives fourteen awards]

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: "You have so much to learn," he told her. She was only 19, but she was the best student in his undergraduate short story class who was also female and classically beautiful. "I will teach you, and also have sex with you. You can walk around wearing only my tweed jacket after, but only for 20 minutes. You're not ready to wear it for longer."
"Is that the jacket with the elbow patches?" she murmured, her full lips plump as an overripe cherry, already tainted with corruption at the pit.
"No," he said harshly, "it has double elbow patches." He turned to face the window. "I knew you wouldn't understand."

[Kobi]

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[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3e/f8/d2/3ef8d292999f8301177dd4d927457335.jpg

[Kobi]

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[Daktari]

OnoNITE-CLc

[Genesis]

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[The_Lady_Snow]

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[Kobi]

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[Smiling]

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[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps77c6844b.jpg

[Ms. Meander]

My left eye has been twitching for two weeks.

[C0LLETTE]

I should probably shut down this comp and go do something useful... like watch Netflix.

[Smiling]

I like it a lot when people pronounce the word herb with a hard H.
And also when they say nucular instead of nuclear.

And I've no idea why. I just always have.

lol, and no; I do not pronounce either word in those ways.

[C0LLETTE]

I wish I could stop myself from affecting an accent whenever I speak to someone with an accent.

[Smiling]

I wish I could stop myself from affecting an accent whenever I speak to someone with an accent.

Oh, Collette!

When I was about 12 years old, I moved to a brand new school district. I was a terribly shy child and the minute I opened my mouth, I spontaneously affected the most ridiculous accent ever! lmao, it was just like what happened to Ross on that Friends episode (I don't know of you've ever seen it, but it's just absurd).

And no one had ever heard this sort of accent either and so of course everyone wanted to know where I moved from. It was a mess! lol, thank goodness I'm naturally a clown or I would have been annihilated.

So for most of the year I coolly played it off and gradually started phasing it out just like on the show. Luckily, I moved to a different school after that year, too; and I was careful that no faux accent slipped out that time!

[C0LLETTE]

I actually laughed reading that story.. a mix of humour and total empathy. I had no problem imagining your 12 y/o self anticipating each day with dread.

[Smiling]

I actually laughed reading that story.. a mix of humour and total empathy. I had no problem imagining your 12 y/o self anticipating each day with dread.

It was dreadful!!!!!

Worst year of school ever.

[C0LLETTE]

hahahahahah... bless your poor little 12 y/o heart

[The_Lady_Snow]

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[Jesse]

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[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a2/1f/50/a21f50aa44d6a15c75e756c6f456ff6a.jpg

[VintageFemme]

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[The_Lady_Snow]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1544950_589519174462361_982843104_n.jpg

[Soon]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19drde7ky7ijbgif/ku-medium.gif

[Jesse]

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2014/01/xkcd-cold-comic.jpg.662x0_q100_crop-scale.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/9377_713847218647683_56041423_n.jpg

[Jesse]

7xK9qv611sU

[silkepus]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/25d6bf635e4efa783ac81bdd32ead33a/tumblr_mzf9nzlM2W1rhinjio1_500.gif

Whales are cool and I challange anyone who disagrees with me to a duel!

[silkepus]

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[silkepus]

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90% of everything I know about american culture I've learned from The Simpsons:p

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/06/0e/41/060e412295315ebfd4831d122df7ccc9.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1604754_753505577993756_103855831_n.jpg

[Jet]

My favorite home invasion criminal ever.....

1f--GZSptnk

[Genesis]

http://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1380801_510461939047850_679337155_n.jpg

[Jet]

Meet Valentina, the humpback whale who was freed and her great show of freedom and thanks... beautiful video.

tcXU7G6zhjU

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/91/38/349138ab11b7193f1c41f2aca27582c9.jpg

[C0LLETTE]

http://static.squarespace.com/static/50d220bce4b096be51d1bf36/t/513d0826e4b0abff73bd684c/1362954280221/photo%20(3).JPG

[Sweet Bliss]

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90% of everything I know about american culture I've learned from The Simpsons:p

omg Love, now you know why we are no longer a Super Power :jester:

[silkepus]

omg Love, now you know why we are no longer a Super Power :jester:

Why would you want to be a superpower when you can be a nacho man?

[silkepus]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20tuj0TU41r23alc.gif

[C0LLETTE]

http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/hyundaicoupedog.jpg

Tell me that part about your tongue, again.

[C0LLETTE]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Rudolph_%26_mary.jpg

The Mayerling Incident is the series of events leading to the apparent murder-suicide of Crown Prince Rudolf of Austria (21 August 1858 – 30 January 1889) and his lover Baroness Mary Vetsera (19 March 1871 – 30 January 1889). Rudolf was the only son of Emperor Franz Josef I of Austria and Empress Elisabeth, and heir to the throne of the combined Austrian-Hungarian Empire. Rudolf's mistress was the daughter of Baron Albin Vetsera, a diplomat at the Austrian court. The bodies of the 30-year-old Archduke and the 17-year-old baroness were discovered in the Imperial hunting lodge at Mayerling in the Vienna Woods, fifteen miles southwest of the capital, on the morning of 30 January 1889.[1]

The death of the crown prince had momentous consequences for the course of history in the nineteenth century. It had a devastating effect on the already compromised marriage of the Imperial couple and interrupted the security inherent in the immediate line of Habsburg dynastic succession. As Rudolf had no son, the succession would pass to Franz Joseph's brother, Karl Ludwig and his issue, Archduke Franz Ferdinand.[1] This destabilization endangered the growing reconciliation between the Austrian and the Hungarian factions of the empire, which became a catalyst of the developments that led to the assassination of the Archduke and his wife Sophie by Gavrilo Princip, a Yugoslav nationalist and ethnic Serb at Sarajevo in June 1914 and the subsequent drift into the First World War.

Wikipedia

I guess her death was just collateral damage

[C0LLETTE]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/SO!vol49_2_Pete_Seeger.PNG

Folksinger and activist Pete Seeger was brought before the House Un-American Activities Committee in August of 1955. Like many others placed in the same position - not a few of them his friends - Seeger refused to "name names" or to speak about his own political beliefs or alliances. But unlike the majority, he also refused to take the Fifth Amendment.

RIP Pete Seeger.

Great music, decency and courage.

[~baby~doll~]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5lNUoFEwRGg/Toj1gu0YILI/AAAAAAAAAxo/Ub3GQZs3X3w/s1600/pic2.jpg

Itzchak Tarkay was born in 1935 in Subotica on the Yugoslav-Hungarian border.

[weatherboi]

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[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/46/00/4e/46004eb9f21b24cd8c1e7f5873d03f70.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/05/bc/63/05bc63166e1baf344fc0a78dab519f68.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps40e4f926.jpg

[CA_BabyCakes]

http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh547/pabon_family/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_133848910859641.jpeg

[Tommi]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b7JkzoeWQzY/Tvy95hqDfhI/AAAAAAAAAnA/o7bEdO9bhdw/s1600/live-learn-quotes-picture.png

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/64/f2/77/64f27717c1eab2335a95c5843104b295.jpg

[Smiling]

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s577/Bree524/image_zps8cd4e6ac.jpg

[imperfect_cupcake]

I just watched a spoof called twerkin in the rain... And there was a wide variety of men and women twerking and I thought to myself that I just didn't see the draw. Then I imagined a bunch of butches twerking. In tight little boxer briefs. And thought. Oh. Ok. I get it. Nice....

[Daktari]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/homerdrool_zpsbc6f4867.jpg

[Ms. Meander]

Play it safe/risk it all?
Go BIG or go home!
Life is for living.

[Yew]

Sooo, when someone is hunting for a Sugar Daddy, take this advice: 1) don't sweet talk first- get to the point quickly so that We can just ditch you 2) don't think your dashing good YOUNG looks will work- some of us have other very attractive options 3) be smart and don't go after someone who is a student, a future social worker and has a disability...I mean, DUH...talk about not only barking up the wrong money-tree, hun you were in a forest on a planet far far away from Earth and 4) know that many of us 'older men' as you so sweetly put it are cynical fuckers and can see through bullshit long before you even think it up. Not a neophyte, definitely not a sugar daddy- I paid my own bills at half your age and am still interested in doing only that: paying MY bills, not yours! Your pics are indeed delicious, but I'm not your fool :D

[Sweet Bliss]

Sooo, when someone is hunting for a Sugar Daddy, take this advice: 1) don't sweet talk first- get to the point quickly so that We can just ditch you 2) don't think your dashing good YOUNG looks will work- some of us have other very attractive options 3) be smart and don't go after someone who is a student, a future social worker and has a disability...I mean, DUH...talk about not only barking up the wrong money-tree, hun you were in a forest on a planet far far away from Earth and 4) know that many of us 'older men' as you so sweetly put it are cynical fuckers and can see through bullshit long before you even think it up. Not a neophyte, definitely not a sugar daddy- I paid my own bills at half your age and am still interested in doing only that: paying MY bills, not yours! Your pics are indeed delicious, but I'm not your fool :D

Soooo..... is that a NO? :rofl:

[Degotoga]

http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww206/fr33t0/FAIL/Failed-1.jpg (http://s720.photobucket.com/user/fr33t0/media/FAIL/Failed-1.jpg.html)

[C0LLETTE]

Sooo, when someone is hunting for a Sugar Daddy, take this advice: 1) don't sweet talk first- get to the point quickly so that We can just ditch you 2) don't think your dashing good YOUNG looks will work- some of us have other very attractive options 3) be smart and don't go after someone who is a student, a future social worker and has a disability...I mean, DUH...talk about not only barking up the wrong money-tree, hun you were in a forest on a planet far far away from Earth and 4) know that many of us 'older men' as you so sweetly put it are cynical fuckers and can see through bullshit long before you even think it up. Not a neophyte, definitely not a sugar daddy- I paid my own bills at half your age and am still interested in doing only that: paying MY bills, not yours! Your pics are indeed delicious, but I'm not your fool :D

Did I miss some application process cause I'd like everyone to know that I'm not nearly as picky as Yew.:gimmehug:

[Random]

A coworker and I were talking about books today at lunch...

I said that I enjoyed one authors way of telling a story, but I wish she would cut down on the romance scenes as I just skim over them to get back to the story...

Cowork said... Are you crazy? I live for her sex/romance scenes.. I live vicariously through them... how can you just skim them'.. They are fucking hot...


I said... well... I'm sort of gay, so not so hot...


Coworker said... well I can see your point...


lolololol

[Yew]

Soooo..... is that a NO? :rofl:

Yep, that's a big Hell to the No. I prefer an independent, self-determined date, partner etc ;)

[Yew]

Did I miss some application process cause I'd like everyone to know that I'm not nearly as picky as Yew.:gimmehug:

I'm quite picky, and I'm also not into being used for money- pretty clear..and if you missed something, yeah, cuz maybe it wasn't meant for you?!

[Sweet Bliss]

Yep, that's a big Hell to the No. I prefer an independent, self-determined date, partner etc ;)

:glasses: *reading between Yew's lines* :|

So does that mean you would Always take care of your own bills and not expect me to cover your short falls? Or extras like favorite vices, or girlie mags?

Are you one of those weirdos (:rofl:) that give me wet dreams, you know the kind, washing clothes in the river, cleaning dishes by hand, while you wash the vehicles, pick up your dirty clothes and put them in the hamper (where they belong)? :|

Cause if you are, I know a short fluffy Femme artist who likes cats, dogs and assorted other animals. She comes with her own attitude and art supplies.

Don't mind the scars on her chest, was just a broken heart. Dr. Eric fixed it. :rrose:

P.S. Collette is just bragging cause she makes more money than Goddess and can afford Gold Diggers..... she likes me but I won't twerk for her. :jester:

[The_Lady_Snow]

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[Medusa]

Sooo, when someone is hunting for a Sugar Daddy, take this advice: 1) don't sweet talk first- get to the point quickly so that We can just ditch you 2) don't think your dashing good YOUNG looks will work- some of us have other very attractive options 3) be smart and don't go after someone who is a student, a future social worker and has a disability...I mean, DUH...talk about not only barking up the wrong money-tree, hun you were in a forest on a planet far far away from Earth and 4) know that many of us 'older men' as you so sweetly put it are cynical fuckers and can see through bullshit long before you even think it up. Not a neophyte, definitely not a sugar daddy- I paid my own bills at half your age and am still interested in doing only that: paying MY bills, not yours! Your pics are indeed delicious, but I'm not your fool :D



Yew-

We are actually getting some reports about this post because several folks feel as if you might be talking about someone here on our forums because of the way you have phrased your post.

To be clear, we have a guideline in our TOS about making posts with an "unnamed target". Those are posts that are general enough (or pointed enough) to look like you might be talking about someone here without talking to them.

If this is not your intent, then no problem, but to avoid this in the future, please be mindful of making posts on our forum that could appear like they are about someone here. That makes for ugly feelings and can make people feel bullied or unwelcome. We definitely don't want that.

Thanks,
Medusa

[puddin']

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[C0LLETTE]

Ahhhh to be in New Zealand again where it's already Saturday!

[silkepus]

I just wanted to add in that I am also, not that picky:p

https://24.media.tumblr.com/af8f279249b621819d1bad12b0e0c883/tumblr_n0833wKT6p1qfdwsio1_500.jpg

[Bèsame*]

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[Bèsame*]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/35/d4/c3/35d4c3fdfdbf28d4d9270edf9ee78bc3.jpg

[Katniss]

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[The_Lady_Snow]

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs4/PRE/i/2004/264/f/d/horse_by_Grubbyfurball.jpg

[silkepus]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/37077210315f933ddd743ad6ed7634a7/tumblr_n01yk9sUZN1sholl5o4_1280.png

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1606929_809504039075025_150551909_n.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1012288_665850550149053_2131563572_n.jpg

[Yew]

Yew-

We are actually getting some reports about this post because several folks feel as if you might be talking about someone here on our forums because of the way you have phrased your post.

To be clear, we have a guideline in our TOS about making posts with an "unnamed target". Those are posts that are general enough (or pointed enough) to look like you might be talking about someone here without talking to them.

If this is not your intent, then no problem, but to avoid this in the future, please be mindful of making posts on our forum that could appear like they are about someone here. That makes for ugly feelings and can make people feel bullied or unwelcome. We definitely don't want that.

Thanks,
Medusa


My apologies- definitely not anyone here and I misunderstood the 'free to gripe' format- sorry to any one...I was just frustrated that someone who seemed really cool turned out to be not so much

[Jesse]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_N-lLFhD7bxE/TORkBMeJo-I/AAAAAAAAFZ0/Vls1YAFrFkk/odd%20and%20strange%20signs%2017%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax =800

Uhhh no thanks, I think I can manage on my own! :|

[Sweet Bliss]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/35/d4/c3/35d4c3fdfdbf28d4d9270edf9ee78bc3.jpg

not any more.... :rofl:

[Jesse]

http://i.imgur.com/UHZSl.jpg

[Genesis]

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[Genesis]

http://www.google.com/logos/doodles/2014/2014-winter-olympics-5710368030588928-hp.jpg

"The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play." –Olympic Charter

[The_Lady_Snow]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1557627_777207382307039_1103477218_n.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://skreened.com/render-product/c/f/x/cfxasmeeagsoydaiyaag/its-cold-outside.american-apparel-unisex-organic-long-sleeve-tee.natural.w760h760.jpg

[BestButchBoy]

No matter what, don't play small.

[Daktari]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/E8rootsystem_zpsbaf9336f.jpg

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/unifiedtheory_zpsc593936c.png

[Daktari]

http://crankpunk.com/2014/02/08/goddam-punk/

[Daktari]

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[cricket26]

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