Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[Lady Pamela]

"Bruises and broken bones do not define rape - a lack of consent does. Stand up and oppose the dangerous GOP legislation to redefine rape."

Redefining Rape?


A far-reaching anti-choice bill, introduced by Republican Chris Smith and supported by 173 members of the House, includes a provision that could redefine rape in the realm of federal funding for reproductive health care.
Right now, federal dollars can't be used for abortion except in cases of rape, incest, or when the woman's life is in danger. But the Smith bill would narrow that use to "cases of 'forcible' rape but not statutory or coerced rape."
As far too many women know, bruises and broken bones do not define rape - a lack of consent does. Please sign the petition today.
A compiled petition with your individual comment will be presented to your Senators and Representative.

Please pass this along and re-post it where you can..click link below



http://pol.moveon.org/smithbill/splash.html?rc=homepage_splash

[Semantics]

New moon tonight.

[Mister Bent]

Damn near sawed my leg off breaking through the ice crust in my backyard (over knee high snow) on my way to the train this morning.

[bright_arrow]

Mint.com

Coolest thing I've seen in awhile. Helps you see your finances all together and how much you spend where. It's free, and secure :)

[Pixie]

Heard this on a kids show yesterday.....

Lilacs are blue
Rosemary is green
When I am king
You shall be my queen


Made me smile!

[Abigail Crabby]

I'm a little boy with glasses, the one they call a geek; A little girl who never smiles cos I've got braces on my teeth. I'm that kid on every playground who's always chosen last; you don't have to be my friend but is it too much to ask; don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain... we're all the same. EVERY day is Bullying Awareness Day!

[Lady Pamela]

Just In!!!

Hundreds Gather To Protest Global Warming!!!!

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs888.ash1/179622_10150093558994014_295998284013_6077100_7323 04_n.jpg

[Lady Pamela]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-praying-dog-boy-bed.jpg

[Soon]

http://borngaybornthisway.blogspot.com/

[ravfem]

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b_MIb3mYznE

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[Lady Pamela]

You Know It's Cold When....

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs264.snc6/179196_10150135586830930_544600929_8439533_3274240 _n.jpg

[Leigh]

I may actually see a future in sight ~ one can only hope it comes true

[moxie]

Last time I drove through the mountains was the first time I had. I was on my way to Atlanta and I freaked out. Bad. Let's hope it's not so bad this time, and they put me in a decent hotel room.

[Sparkle]

tired. achey. cranky.
the trifecta of fun.
yay me.
:|

[Guy]

if i were my keys where would I be?

[Lady Pamela]

News Bloopers


http://theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tumblr_lapxwqjfCd1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

[Lady Pamela]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-and-dog-play-rock-paper-claws.jpg

[Deborah]

I dont want to sound like I am complaining but tomorrow will be my 3rd snow day this week....just saying :cold:

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/papa.jpg

"Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You ATE my father.
Prepare to die."

[citybutch]

Just.... too... busy....

[Rook]

1. Maybe your dog won’t bite you. But in 2009, 2,863 of us were bitten, an average of nine bites per delivery day. That’s why I wince when your Doberman comes flying out the door.

[Ok, this I believe, when I was a paperboy I winced as well, with the added bonus of shrieking when the dog chased me on my bike....]


2. Remember this on Valentine’s Day: It takes our machines longer to read addresses on red envelopes (especially if they’re written in colored ink).

[Umm....Oops...?]


3. Why stand in line? At usps.com, you can buy stamps, place a hold on your mail, change your address, and apply for passports. We even offer free package pickup and free flat-rate envelopes and boxes, all delivered right to your doorstep.

4. Media Mail is a bargain, but most of you don’t know to ask for it. Sending ten pounds of books from New York City to San Francisco through Media Mail costs $5.89, compared with $16.77 for Parcel Post. Besides books, use it to send magazines, manuscripts, DVDs, and CDs; just don’t include anything else in the package.

5. We don’t get a penny of your tax dollars. Really. The sale of postage, products, and services at our 36,000 retail locations, and on our website, covers all of the post office's operating expenses.

[Ok..So where does that extra penny that always throws me off on exact change go to ??]

6. UPS and FedEx charge you $10 or more for messing up an address. Us? Not a cent.

7. Paychecks, personal cards, letters—anything that looks like good news—I put those on top. Utility and credit card bills? They go under everything else.

[That explains the mess in my mailbox]

8. Sorry if I seem like I’m in a hurry, but I’m under the gun: Our supervisors tell us when to leave, how many pieces of mail to deliver, and when we should aim to be back. Then some of us scan bar codes in mailboxes along our route so they can monitor our progress.

9. Yes, we do have to buy our own stamps, but a lot of us carry them for customers who need them. If we don’t charge you, that’s because we like you.

[Hmm, my mailwomyn must really really Like me....I get stamps, shared m&m's, and local gossip on a good day]

10. Use a ballpoint pen. Ink from those felt tips runs in the rain.


[Crap...I like felt tips -sulk-]


11. Please dress properly when you come to the door. A towel wrapped around you doesn’t cut it. And we definitely don’t want to see you in your underwear!


[Understandable, again, as a paperboy, same shit....with the exception of Mrs. alvarez @ j-10 apt....~wolf whistle~]

12. We serve 150 million addresses six days a week, so we’re often in the right place at the right time. We pull people out of burning cars, catch burglars in the act, and call 911 to report traffic accidents, dead bodies, and more.

[Thank u berry Much]

13. Most of us don’t mind if you pull up to our trucks while we’re delivering and ask for your mail a little early. But please get out of your car and come get it. Don’t just put your hand out your window and wait for me to bring it to you.

[I would ignore the lazy asswipe and keep doin my shyt, u want it that bad? get the fuck on ur feet, late for work? tough shit, it'll be here when u come home...lol]

[Diva]

Oh how I love the magical wonderfulness that is The FaceBook.........

[durrrrrrrr]

check it out

http://www.etradebabymail.com/

[moxie]

Today was VERY weird. If it weren't Friday I'd probably take the rest of the week off due to fear of it getting even weirder.

[Mister Bent]

Today was VERY weird. If it weren't Friday I'd probably take the rest of the week off due to fear of it getting even weirder.

I'm pretty sure my capacity for weird reached a new high today. Or is it low?

[Queerasfck]

http://i51.tinypic.com/2dj9wk9.jpg

[Jesse]

No one was injured thankfully.


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[Blade]

still rolling my eyes at heated eye lash curlers or something like that.....

[Abigail Crabby]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/2/10/23/definitely-cute-have-one-look-at-that-little-face-12805-1234327174-47.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5208/5325053636_3db79b029c.jpg

[JustJo]

Walking along at the dog beach yesterday, when a couple coming the other way says "did you see the spinner sharks?"

I had never heard of them before, so they pointed them out to my son and I ....sure enough, not far off shore, out where the surfers hang out....sharks jumping and spinning in the air.

I love the beach...

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[lipstixgal]

Walking along at the dog beach yesterday, when a couple coming the other way says "did you see the spinner sharks?"

I had never heard of them before, so they pointed them out to my son and I ....sure enough, not far off shore, out where the surfers hang out....sharks jumping and spinning in the air.

I love the beach...

Qqi0263h238

Wow Florida has everything that is amazing...

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/9503a964-478b-4827-aaae-d10cc9cd4f01.jpg

[Diva]

Texas public school education is going to hell in a handbasket...........

Closing schools.....laying off teachers.......but our governor is living in a home that he rents for $10,000/month while the governor's mansion is being renovated after a fire.

Most superintendents are making 6 figures and getting bonuses and perks on top of that.

What is wrong with this picture??????????????

[Sparkle]

has two cats that are seriously aggravated with me and likely to hold a grudge for a few days to come. :|

[afixer]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100630/640/these_funny_dogs_640_13.jpg

[Jesse]

"This three bedroom 2 bath 1 car garage home has everything you need. Comes with washer, dryer, refrigerator and stove. Back Yard is fenced in. Located in the south East part of Palm Bay. Quiet neighborhood. Now this house has been reported as haunted, You might hear talking, singing, door slamming, knocks on the door, water faucets turning on..."

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/apa/2203538368.html

[princessbelle]

"This three bedroom 2 bath 1 car garage home has everything you need. Comes with washer, dryer, refrigerator and stove. Back Yard is fenced in. Located in the south East part of Palm Bay. Quiet neighborhood. Now this house has been reported as haunted, You might hear talking, singing, door slamming, knocks on the door, water faucets turning on..."

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/apa/2203538368.html

OMG how super cool!!!!!!!

I wanna live there!!!!!!!!!!!

http://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/2612/2612439w5sraeatfs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)

[Jesse]

You would seriously live there?

OMG how super cool!!!!!!!

I wanna live there!!!!!!!!!!!

http://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/2612/2612439w5sraeatfs.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)

[Jesse]

See, what I am thinking is that the landlord is using the haunted excuse to get out of fixing squeaking doors and leaking faucets. Lmao!


"This three bedroom 2 bath 1 car garage home has everything you need. Comes with washer, dryer, refrigerator and stove. Back Yard is fenced in. Located in the south East part of Palm Bay. Quiet neighborhood. Now this house has been reported as haunted, You might hear talking, singing, door slamming, knocks on the door, water faucets turning on..."

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/apa/2203538368.html

[Jesse]

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/planes-nearly-collide-midair-12856143 (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/planes-nearly-collide-midair-12856143)


:|

[afixer]

this is post number 600 for me on this board.

[sylvie]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4126/melonsw.jpg

[Kobi]

I wonder if anyone else sees the "chatroom portal" on the
main page and thinks stuff like:

....to boldly go where no butch or femme has ever gone before
or
....its beam me up Scottie time
or
....you are traveling thru another dimension,
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind,
a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries
are that of imagination. Your next stop.....The Chat Zone.

[lipstixgal]

I wonder if anyone else sees the "chatroom portal" on the
main page and thinks stuff like:

....to boldly go where no butch or femme has ever gone before
or
....its beam me up Scottie time
or
....you are traveling thru another dimension,
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind,
a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries
are that of imagination. Your next stop.....The Chat Zone.






That's a good one KObi would love to go into chat but seems like no one is in there that often huh I wonder why???

[Tcountry]

gotta love the pitter-patter of little furry feet...
New kitty...shelter rescue...so soft... ;)

[Lady Pamela]

Sharing my good news!

Feb 8th my latest granddaughter " Paisley "was born

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/180125_10150139444295930_544600929_8497198_7665048 _n.jpg

[Andrew, Jr.]

Lady Pamela,

What a beautiful photograph of you and your new little lovebug! Congratulations! I am so happy for you and your family! What a wonderful gift!

Thank you for sharing that photograph with us all.

Love,
Andrew

[Kobi]

I love getting reps on stuff posted eons ago.
Always have to go back and look at what it was for.

If I am lucky, I can marvel at how insightful it was,
or how sweet, or how diplomatic, or how funny.

If I am not so lucky, I can cringe over how rude
that sounded, or how angry, or how sarcastic, or
how inappropriate.

Either way, it is a useful learning tool for interpersonal
growth.

[JAGG]

The 700 ft of snow we got here in Tulsa is finally melting!!!!! First day above freezing in forever. So it's melting, melting melting, like the wicked witch from the Wizard of OZ!!!!! Be gone you have no power here. :blueheels:where are the ruby slippers? Guess blue will do.

[moxie]

The week from Hell just keeps going and going... :seeingstars:

[Rook]

-=clicks tongue=- tsk
Poor Chuck, perpetually teased by a Red-Head for all Eternity...
Little Red-Headed Girl aka Heather? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Red-Haired_Girl)

:seeingstars:

[Nat]

Guess who forgot to take the lube out of the bag containing her strap-on prior to entering airport security? As this very good-natured guy pawed through my backpack, I told him there was naughty stuff in there and it was a good thing he was wearing gloves. He reached into the bag with my strap-on in it, dug around and pulled out a glittery pink marginally phallic bottle and looked at me questioningly. I said quietly, "whoops, that's lube. You can throw it away. Sorry, I didn't realize it was in there." he said, I've worked here for 9 years - nothing surprises me anymore. It's really much more common than you might think." I said, "good - I'd hate to be the only one."

At the moment I am almost high on embarrassment. And also pretty relieved/happy to hear that many people are bringing their attachable bits through the X-rays.

[afixer]

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4422144_f520.jpg

[citybutch]

:( Not a good day to be stupidly sick... how did I catch THIS flu?!

[lipstixgal]

Guess who forgot to take the lube out of the bag containing her strap-on prior to entering airport security? As this very good-natured guy pawed through my backpack, I told him there was naughty stuff in there and it was a good thing he was wearing gloves. He reached into the bag with my strap-on in it, dug around and pulled out a glittery pink marginally phallic bottle and looked at me questioningly. I said quietly, "whoops, that's lube. You can throw it away. Sorry, I didn't realize it was in there." he said, I've worked here for 9 years - nothing surprises me anymore. It's really much more common than you might think." I said, "good - I'd hate to be the only one."

At the moment I am almost high on embarrassment. And also pretty relieved/happy to hear that many people are bringing their attachable bits through the X-rays.

Did they make you throw away the lube??

[Soon]

http://www.loveisrespect.org/

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/1554e053-dde4-4fd0-945b-e61135e4c62b.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/796632a0-58eb-4fb7-a46b-e65094f028e9.gif

[Random]

you know you are pms'ing BAD

when you are afraid to touch yourself in case you do it wrong and you snap your own head off...


lololololololoolol

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/129201299591575850.jpg

[dixie]

http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-food-photos-onion-breath-in-a-can.jpg

[pajama]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/129201299591575850.jpg

Me too about alllll my couches. :|

[dixie]

Me too about alllll my couches. :|

bwahahahahaha...um, baby...you're becoming a sofa hoarder...LOL

[citybutch]

2nd fever broken in as many days and feeling like I could run a marathon...


thinking it is an illusion ... maybe?

[JustJo]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-kitten-is-tough-and-should-not-be-messed-with.jpg

[Ms. Meander]

"You can also pinch, flick, and swirl you fingers on the multi-gesture touchpad for an intuitive navigation of...", promises the product description of the laptop I just ordered.

I know I can't wait to "flick" it! :|

[sierragirrl]

oh how i love the little 1938 house my daughter and i are about to move our things into. the bahama blue walls and the yellow bedroom. life is GREAT! :hangloose:

[durrrrrrrr]

there was 8,652 pillows on that bed in the hotel room :|

[adorable]

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[Sparkle]

I bashed my head in a hair-drying related incident this morning.
I now have a bump where my bangs should lay flat.

[afixer]

http://anandi3.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/sleeping-baby.jpg

[lipstixgal]

I just broke the whole carton of fresh eggs this morning oh wow that was a lot of...16 in total now to get organic ones and be more careful next time...:blink:

[dixie]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/18efc4ca-e39b-4a72-92ec-c1bd64e434df.jpg

[Kobi]

The weather continues to fluxuate. Was 50 today and more warmth
coming tomorrow. Saturday we are back to winter with the potential
for snow. So I ask:

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/left/bullshit.jpg

[moxie]

If I had lower expectations of people then perhaps I wouldn't be disappointed so often. Maybe the only thing I should expect is that they are breathing, then there would be a potential plethora of pleasant surprises.

[ravfem]

Anybody know what this is? Neighbors left it behind when they moved so i rescued it, but now it's dying i think. The leaves are becoming light brown & dry. i keep the soil damp, but i really am not a green thumb at all. i once killed a Bar Room plant. :seeingstars:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5059/5439025088_36382a81d7.jpg

[Jesse]

It's a plant! :)


Anybody know what this is? Neighbors left it behind when they moved so i rescued it, but now it's dying i think. The leaves are becoming light brown & dry. i keep the soil damp, but i really am not a green thumb at all. i once killed a Bar Room plant. :seeingstars:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5059/5439025088_36382a81d7.jpg

[citybutch]

It was an illusion... I was still sick... but I feel GREAT today! YAY!

2nd fever broken in as many days and feeling like I could run a marathon...


thinking it is an illusion ... maybe?

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/more/wtfweek.jpg

[JustJo]

Anybody know what this is? Neighbors left it behind when they moved so i rescued it, but now it's dying i think. The leaves are becoming light brown & dry. i keep the soil damp, but i really am not a green thumb at all. i once killed a Bar Room plant. :seeingstars:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5059/5439025088_36382a81d7.jpg

It looks like it might be a Lady Palm...

In which case it will like bright light, but not direct sun ....and don't water or feed it too much. In fact, if you're keeping the soil damp, that is most likely the problem. They like to dry out pretty well between watering. Make sure the top few inches of soil are totally dry before you water.

Good luck. :)

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/2formsoftransport.jpg

[Abigail Crabby]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/163670_1709699712955_1551974128_1700235_5724693_n. jpg

[Nat]

It looks like it might be a Lady Palm...

In which case it will like bright light, but not direct sun ....and don't water or feed it too much. In fact, if you're keeping the soil damp, that is most likely the problem. They like to dry out pretty well between watering. Make sure the top few inches of soil are totally dry before you water.

Good luck. :)

How cool - I was gonna guess maybe a type of dragon plant, but Lady Palm looks right to me. I'd never heard of them before - what a cool name for a plant. :)

[Rook]

"Oh, I'm not leaving. You are going to invite me in so I can protect you or have passionate, primal sex with you. How about both?” – Eric {True Blood}[/B]

[little_ms_sunshyne]

You can never own too many pencil skirts...lol

[LadyFlamezzz]

"Oh, I'm not leaving. You are going to invite me in so I can protect you or have passionate, primal sex with you. How about both?” – Eric {True Blood}[/B]
I hit thanks before I read the actual post I just liked
the video in the sig line ! so oops *

[Diva]

Anybody know what this is? Neighbors left it behind when they moved so i rescued it, but now it's dying i think. The leaves are becoming light brown & dry. i keep the soil damp, but i really am not a green thumb at all. i once killed a Bar Room plant. :seeingstars:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5059/5439025088_36382a81d7.jpg


It kinda looks like a version of a False Arelea.....but since the edges of the leaves are smooth, maybe this one's a TRUE Arelea...........

Ba duh bum..........I'll be here all week......try the veal. :eyebat:

[hpychick]

My dogs do not ever roll their eyes when I tell them I've been being silly all day. (Can dogs even roll their eyes?)

My dogs do not care if I've brushed my teeth before they give me a kiss. (Of course it's been a long time since a human has had the opportunity to do so.)

I am one lucky mama.

[UofMfan]

You can never own too many pencil skirts...lol

I would have to agree.

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/more/work.jpg

[durrrrrrrr]

the "thing" to have in a house is wood floors. so ya rip up the carpet that was there , install hardwood / laminate wood floors and then go buy a area rug that covers the majority or some of the area that you just installed wood / laminate floors. :| aint that startin back at square one with having carpet? :|

jus sayin

[WolfyOne]

The non girlie shopper that I am, had to look up what a pencil skirt was :|

See, even I can learn new things when I take the time to read :seeingstars:

[Lady Pamela]

My beautiful new granddaughter
Paisley

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/183282_1559261747816_1423458365_31195857_1052964_n .jpg

[durrrrrrrr]

The non girlie shopper that I am, had to look up what a pencil skirt was :|

See, even I can learn new things when I take the time to read :seeingstars:
does it require a number 2 pencil?? :|

[durrrrrrrr]

the "thing" to have in a house is wood floors. so ya rip up the carpet that was there , install hardwood / laminate wood floors and then go buy a area rug that covers the majority or some of the area that you just installed wood / laminate floors. :| aint that startin back at square one with having carpet? :|

jus sayin

and now i've learned the "area rug" has gotta match. oy vey

[PinkieLee]

and now i've learned the "area rug" has gotta match. oy vey

Watch out buddy.... our I'll buy you a polka dot rug for your new house :winky:

[durrrrrrrr]

Watch out buddy.... our I'll buy you a polka dot rug for your new house :winky:

:|:|:|

rut roe

and I'll get ya that Harley Davidson rug ... lol

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoV9JER7QdXzOSUV_tU_KYrBdxt-DhmjUxj7QDyG4Aso-Qg91a

[PinkieLee]

:|:|:|

rut roe

and I'll get ya that Harley Davidson rug ... lol

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoV9JER7QdXzOSUV_tU_KYrBdxt-DhmjUxj7QDyG4Aso-Qg91a

Ummmmmmmmm thanks but no thanks honey. Don't make me get all scary mean on you... you just moved to town ;)

[durrrrrrrr]

Ummmmmmmmm thanks but no thanks honey. Don't make me get all scary mean on you... you just moved to town ;)

:|:blink::bowdown:

plz don't get all scary on me. I'll buy y'all beer for house warmin party instead of H-D rug. :)

[PinkieLee]

:|:blink::bowdown:

plz don't get all scary on me. I'll buy y'all beer for house warmin party instead of H-D rug. :)

DEAL my friend!

[durrrrrrrr]

DEAL my friend!

how many kegs? :)

[Rook]

Love is:

Z-Pack & Mucinex D...with a Pepsi chaser
:sparklyheart:

[lipstixgal]

Love is:

Z-Pack & Mucinex D...with a Pepsi chaser
:sparklyheart:

Yes Z-pac is excellent so is mucinex D as well...

[Kobi]

The IRS rejected my electronically filed tax return.
Apparently I forgot a stimulus check they sent me.

So let me see if I understand this....the government sends
us, without asking, money so we can stimulate the sluggish
economy. Then they tax us on it? WTF is that?

And when did the IRS update their computer system so it
reminds me of things I forget? This is annoying, unAmerican,
a violation of my right to privacy or something.

[Diva]

I just saw my "Bumblebee" throw pillows on Property Virgins.....

[rlin]

Lesbian 'Housewife' Heading to Dinah


By Advocate.com Editors (http://www.advocate.com/authors.aspx?searchterm=Advocate.com%20Editors)
http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/ADVOCATE/NEWS/2011/2011-02/2011-02-22/FERNANDA_ROCHAx390.jpg

The new lesbian star of The Real Housewives of Orange County, Fernanda Rocha, will be part of this year's Dinah Shore party in Palm Springs, Calif.
Rocha, a 33-year-old trainer, will appear at the giant lesbian festival, which takes place from March 30 to April 3. Rocha's show premieres on Bravo on March 6.
Read more here on Shewired.com. (http://shewired.com/Article.cfm?ID=26752)

[SelfMadeMan]

http://www.perhapanauts.com/uploaded_images/wtf-738425.jpg

[Lady Pamela]

I am posting this for anyone who may be in need of emergency cell phone.

Anyone who is low income..i believe like 30,00 or below...or on assistance of any kind.

Just thought I would pass it along. You will have to check if they have it in your area.

They have diffrent choices you can choose as well.

When you pull up the site, click the first link on the left side. It will walk you though the application process. Then choose what plan you need.

Takes about 2 or 3 weeks to get cell phone.

if you use text messages..each text is considered 1 of the minutes on the phone.

Thought you or someone you know, might be able to use the link.




http://www.safelink.com[

[dixie]

WANT

http://www.retrorebels.com/images/_lib/burleska-ubust-candy-hello-kitty-tafetta-corset-6001924-0-1253205365000.jpg

[dixie]

http://www.perhapanauts.com/uploaded_images/wtf-738425.jpg

chupacabra? :|

[Jesse]

http://www.railbirds.com/gallery/2009/12/40015divas_gift.jpg

[dixie]

http://www.railbirds.com/gallery/2009/12/40015divas_gift.jpg

For once, I don't even have a comeback :|

[Rook]

Have u seen the latest Commercial from Taco Bell?...
Where 1 guy says "Bar bar Coa" in ultra exaggerated slow motion?
Then the Twit follows with the same super-slo-mo stupid pronounce??
Am I the only one out there who really.....REALLY wants to say
"stand over there next to tweedle dum" -=SLAP=- ??

And I thought the "877 cash now" was fuckin' annoying....

:mohawk:

[rlin]

i dont know if this pisses me off... or makes me happy as hell...
a lil of both... but proud of those that stepped up...
lQQSkGJkT8I

[rlin]

chupacabra? :|
i KNEW canines were playing us!
or...
maybe he is just stepping out on his family?

[Mister Bent]

http://www.perhapanauts.com/uploaded_images/wtf-738425.jpg

No, really. What is that?

I know this much - if it were in my back yard, I'd move.

[Semantics]

No, really. What is that?

I know this much - if it were in my back yard, I'd move.



http://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/black-keys-howlin-for-you.jpg


If it were in my back yard, I'd call Todd Bridges.

TLSpj7q6_mM



"I once choked a chupacabra with my own bare hands for not saying grace."

[ravfem]

2 things:

1. i love Prince.

2. i just posted a song by The (frickin excellent) Isley Brothers. One line of it is

With a lover unlike no other

Now, i need some grammar po-po, cause i'm thinking it should be

like no other. i mean, if the lover is unlike no other, wouldn't that mean they're like every other??

:help:
:seeingstars:

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/aed77fd9-a9c5-44b1-8480-c57bfb0c9489.jpg

[Ms. Meander]

Just wondering when I became The Dog Whisperer... :walking-poodle::schnauzer::doghead::bulldog::dog:

[Sparkle]

Just wondering when I became The Dog Whisperer... :walking-poodle::schnauzer::doghead::bulldog::dog:

You're like the Snow White of dogs with wayward traveling owners.

[Ms. Meander]

You're like the Snow White of dogs with wayward traveling owners.


http://images.worldgallery.co.uk/i/prints/rw/lg/9/0/Disney-Snow-White-9074.jpg

Does this deal come with a Prince?

[Sparkle]

I fancy chicken tikka masala.

[Kobi]

The weather guy says we are having snizzle tomorrow.
Snizzle is apparently the new name for freezing mist.
I didnt even know mist could freeze.

[afixer]

http://www.autismcoach.com/Easy_English_Dictionary.jpg

[Diva]

Candace just drove away to move into their new home.......

It's awful quiet in this house now.....

[Abigail Crabby]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/184978_10150194398459554_656584553_8839068_1972374 _n.jpg

[proximitywithoutintimacy]

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww130/truefriend43/awesomeemofariy.jpg


Isn't she cute? Her hair looks like mine ;)

[Abigail Crabby]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/189527_10150113651038516_711163515_6317970_7065415 _n.jpg

[Jess]

Only three episodes left of Big Love. I am so very very distraught.

[Bootboi]

2lcpfe7ocCA

Frankly, I think she is being greedy because she looks pregnant to me.

[Rook]

I went to the "Family" bathroom in "Wallyworld", I prefer those because it's Unisex/Gender Neutral...
Apparently, someone was in a Huge rush, kept knocking, and I did say twice "Gimmie a sec.."
When I managed to finish up, tucking my shirt in I walked out, and the bitch had the fucking Gall to growl "Figures...", walked right past and said "Fuckin' faery faggots everywhere"
I snapped..."Fuckin' cocksuckin' breeder bitches everywhere"
She shot a glare before the door closed, and I smiled, with a handsome Flip-off and went on my way....
Cunt...
:mohawk:

[Kobi]

We are in that weird period between the end of winter
and the beginning of spring. The snow/rain/cold has been
replaced by wind/cold.

Ordinarily I like wind.....in the spring....when a short haircut
gets a tousled look.

But, in the winter, I let the hair grow to keep warm. And
with the wind, tousled becomes a cross between Don King,
Bozo, and Professor Irwin Corey.

It is not a good look.

:|

[justkim]

I don't know who wrote this... but it was too cute not to share...


LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he
turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if

you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming,
universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you
don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

[Jess]

Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign- What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria- Back door to cafeteria.
Barium- What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan- Searching for the cat.
Cauterize- Made eye contact with her.
Colic- A sheep dog.
Coma- A punctuation mark.
D&C- Where Washington is.
Dilate- To live longer than your kids do.
Enema- Not a friend.
Fester- Quicker than someone else.
Fibula- A small lie.
G.I.Series- World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail- What you hang your coat on.
Impotent- Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain- Getting hurt at work.
Morbid- A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates- Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff- A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node- I knew it.
Outpatient- A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear- A fatherhood test.
Pelvis- Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative- A letter carrier.
Recovery Room- Place to do upholstery.
Secretion- Hiding something
Tablet- A small table to change babies on.
Seizure- Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness- Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor- More than one.
Urine- Opposite of mine.
Varicose- Near by
Hospital- The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

[Rook]

I crave ....hmm....
Bosom Buddies, Inspector Gadget & Facts of Life reruns....Yeah
:blink:

[Jess]

I crave ....hmm....
Bosom Buddies, Inspector Gadget & Facts of Life reruns....Yeah
:blink:


say it loud say it proud!!!

INSPECTOR GADGET!


:nixon:

[Rook]

go go gadget rollerskates ! lol

poor brain....

I think this years American Idol will be for the Girls....
:sunglass:

[Jess]

while most of us sleep comfortably at night... little do we know there is a SHEENism about to be born.

to help us keep up with the ever unfolding mess that is Charlie, here ya go:

http://twitter.com/SheenTranslator


this may be my fav:
"I live inside the truth, and you cannot debate me / The truth is a lot like a snuggie. And you can't argue with someone in a snuggie."
:byebye:

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/dapples1.jpg






or is it?

[WingsOnFire]

Why is it that my dogs usually behave ONLY when they are sleeping?

Me: calling "Little Guy" over and over and over.. looking in the dark trying to find a freaken 5 pound chihuahua. Nope.. No answer... then a lady comes over and says "are you looking for a dog?" My other dogs bark like crazy, Peppa ballooing in her beagle voice.

Me: :blink: (I was just calling for said dog for nothing :| )

Her daughter comes over with the little mongrel... I mean sweet little dog that my Sir loves so much...

Me: Grumbles as I walk in the house with the escapee.

Now they are all sleeping.

[Rook]

Yep...
works for Ferrets too...
darling little angels when sleeping / drowsy....
Demonic evil incarnates full of Mischief otherwise....

-Presets tv for Around the world in 80 days *original* & Greystoke, Legend of Tarzan-
w00t !!!
:byebye:

[justkim]

Def Leppard is going to be playing in Denver this summer...
Heart will be opening up for them...
*Blink*
I think I may be having flashbacks...

[afixer]

http://arpgalaxy.com/arpgallery/arpgallery/art/waiting.JPG

[tuffboi29]

:mohawk: I feel like SuperTuff today :darthsmiley:

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.testq.com/nfs/testq/photos/0006/5933/cute-couple-drawing-2951333-816-1456.jpg

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.onecupcoffeetitan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/keurig-coffee-maker-234x300.jpg

[Diva]

"Diva don't play."




:eyebat:

[moxie]

Tonight's top news story : Tickets for a high school basketball game were oversold and people couldn't get in. No fights or brawls or anything. Just oversold.

Middle school kid bringing loaded gun to school, ten minutes into broadcast.

And the state government just passed a bill banning the sale of "bath salts" that are causing hallucinations. People are snorting them.

Oh My Kentucky Home.

[Abigail Crabby]

Got this fwd in an email.
Though I'd share
Maybe we should send to our Congressmen?

So, let me get this straight...
Charlie Sheen can make a "porn family",
Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage over the phone,
Larry King can be on divorce #9,
Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage,
Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE.
Yet, the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage?
Really?

:|:|:|

[Queerasfck]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhk28aAENa1qztdg6o1_500.jpg

[hpychick]

Vanilla, as a flavoring, is wonderful. But, I must say, I like mine with some cinnamon, maybe chocolate, walnuts, caramel. Sometimes vanilla works for me; but most times I like that additional wow factor.

[moxie]

Charlie Sheen is a lot like a child throwing a tantrum; the more attention he is paid, the longer it is going to go on.

I also think there is other stuff going on with him, but that is neither her nor there.

[Mister Bent]

Charlie Sheen is a lot like a child throwing a tantrum; the more attention he is paid, the longer it is going to go on.

I also think there is other stuff going on with him, but that is neither her nor there.

Oh no you don't!

I'm all for a professional opinion. I think you should randomly state it here.

[moxie]

Oh no you don't!

I'm all for a professional opinion. I think you should randomly state it here.

I'm saving it for my one-hour special on E! Television. I'm all about making money off of talking about people and their mental health/substance abuse issues without having met them and relying on media coverage to make a diagnosis.

[Jesse]

http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/growing_homo.jpg

[Diva]

I have crazy artist hair today......


(ok....most days!)

[Diva]

Charlie Sheen is a lot like a child throwing a tantrum; the more attention he is paid, the longer it is going to go on.

I also think there is other stuff going on with him, but that is neither her nor there.



Yes.
I say we leave him in the basket and just walk out of the store.


:)

[Bootboi]

http://www.gogaboo.info/upload//2010/07/bondage-bunny.jpg

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/-1-1.jpg

[Diva]

I feel EVER so much better knowing that the person who left that 1/3 of a bag of Honey~BBQ potato chips behind was aware they were made with ALL NATURAL OIL.

I felt better as I consummed them.

[JAGG]

Ok if oatmeal is healthy and good for your heart and helps lower bad cholesterol, do oatmeat cookies count ?

[durrrrrrrr]

there's this black box, in the kitchen, :|

it says on it " high, low, medium"

it also says on it " bake, broil ..etc etc."

what the hell am i suppose to do with this damn thing.

dust it once awhile, i guess :|

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/6448e64f-cc19-436e-a601-e06a026a4499.jpg

[dixie]

Ok if oatmeal is healthy and good for your heart and helps lower bad cholesterol, do oatmeat cookies count ?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/b7b21c69-ec85-447b-92f0-1e76a0c0f227.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/ef2a2713-5a5f-48d2-82e3-2765b2f14b2a.jpg

[Diva]

I'm way excited....

I've decided to cut the Time~Warner Cable umbilical cord.....I just received my digital antenna AND this morning, I hooked it up, disconnected the TWC box and reprogrammed my TV ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!! I'm pretty jazzed.....those of You who know me, KNOW what a challenge that was! lol

OH!!! And the best part?!?!?!! The manual says I can PAINT my antenna to "match my decor"......Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

I have finished "SPRING"....my latest canvas......picture in my Gallery.

Lucy had a little "breathing episode" in the middle of the night.....it hits fast, and it's a scrary sound. All I can do is massage her throat/chest until it passes. The kittehs were scared to do and scattered (probably hid under the bed).

So we went back to sleep....and then when I woke up a little later, Lucy was asleep at my feet. But the sweetest thing: the kittehs were sleeping right next to her......they love her so much. We're a lucky little family.....

[lipstixgal]

I have to give the dog his medicine for his thyroid so I hide it some cottage cheese but that's not working I think he knows the gig is up..now what??:| I have to give it to him but he is not biting. Maybe baby food is next I will get some today at the grocery store some beef or chicken flavor and hide in that ha!! to you dog!!

[durrrrrrrr]

[B][I]I'm way excited....

I've decided to cut the Time~Warner Cable umbilical cord.....I just received my digital antenna AND this morning, I hooked it up, disconnected the TWC box and reprogrammed my TV ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!! I'm pretty jazzed.....those of You who know me, KNOW what a challenge that was! lol
[COLOR="Red"]
OH!!! And the best part?!?!?!! The manual says I can PAINT my antenna to "match my decor"......Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!



I have plenty of orange and black paint to put the H-D colors and symbol on that! :)

[morningstar55]

i cant believe im drinking grape kool aid
:koolaid:

[asphaltcowboi]

watching the snow melt off the surrounding mountians reminds me of love fading away.

[Diva]

Before too long, my hair will be long enough for a real ponytail....

But a 58-year-old should never wear a ponytail....it would just be wrong.....

:eyebat:

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/ko/expired.jpg

I'm trying to figure out if she might be a former meter maid person or just had one heck of a sense of humor.

[Diva]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............silence.
Much better now...................... :eyebat:

[Peach]

Before too long, my hair will be long enough for a real ponytail....

But a 58-year-old should never wear a ponytail....it would just be wrong.....

:eyebat:



but but but......I'm almost 54, and want my ponytail back!!

[Diva]

but but but......I'm almost 54, and want my ponytail back!!

But SEE?
YOU would look CUTE with a ponytail.....
I would look like a bowling ball with a ponytail.
Not a good look for me!

Just sayin'..... :eyebat:

[Passionaria]

I'm way excited....

I've decided to cut the Time~Warner Cable umbilical cord.....I just received my digital antenna AND this morning, I hooked it up, disconnected the TWC box and reprogrammed my TV ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!! I'm pretty jazzed.....those of You who know me, KNOW what a challenge that was! lol


I would love to hear more about the Digital antenna? After 3 years of no TV I'm in the mood for a lil HGTV and Food Network already! Is there a website???

:cat:

[lionpaw]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/6448e64f-cc19-436e-a601-e06a026a4499.jpg


I loved the picture of the cat....It reminded me of one I had many years ago....

[Diva]

I would love to hear more about the Digital antenna? After 3 years of no TV I'm in the mood for a lil HGTV and Food Network already! Is there a website???

:cat:




I ordered it online. It's an RCA flat, white one....I hooked it up in about 3 minutes and scanned the channels in about 5. (You have to have an HDTV-capable TV for it to work.)

I have a better picture NOW than I did with TWC! Not as many channels, mind You, but I have the news....and the major stations. That's all I need.

Simplifying is a lovely thing!

[dixie]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/iwastiredp1.gif

[Sparkle]

I need an exit strategy. :blah:

[justkim]

I used all the time given for my A&P II quiz and it still kicked my butt... I passed and that is all I can say...

[Ms. Meander]

I'm having the kind of week that makes me wonder if Karma is cashing in. I can't imagine what I have done lately - I swear I've been soooo good. But that has not always been true. Am I being tested? If so, I am passing with flying colors. I now face all challenges head-on. Bring it.
(Okay, please stop bringing it!)

[Ms. Meander]

Bring it.


I woke to find my phone in a puddle. I give up.

[justkim]

Breaking News: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On and crashed into We All Have Problems before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Reporting LIVE from Quitchyer Bitchin' Place.
Author Unknown

[UofMfan]

I woke to find my phone in a puddle. I give up.

Did you put it in a bag of rice?

[Diva]

Today, I sold my freezer to the owner of Austin Scoops. He's going to have a shop set up for SXSW and needed freezer space.

It was a win~win for me......He brought me free ice cream AND invited me to show some of my art at his shop!

And now, I have a coupla bucks in my purse and am one step closer to setting up my studio in that little room off of the garage!!!!

[lionpaw]

There just aren't enough hours in a day I tell you....:)

[morningstar55]

mawning Planet dwellers and peekers
i have landed here just west of St louis...... in Mo .. and soon will start heading up to Des moines....
some know how much i love watching kitchen nightmares.......
well has anyone ever been to this place???
Down City
interesting episode..... :)

http://www.fox.com/kitchennightmares/full-episodes

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/e9880158-a90e-4a49-9b0f-b39cb7e127aa.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-pictures-history-if-you-would-have-looked-in-the-kitchen-of-your-school-cafeteria-you-would-have-never-ate-the-food.jpg

[Sparkle]

I'm not sure if it is colder inside or outside my flat, today.

I would really like it if the boiler started working again, by magic if necessary.

I may have to make scones just to warm the space.

Worse yet, I may have to clean the floors just to warm myself. :|

[UofMfan]

I did a load of laundry. I didn't know this would include my wallet and all of the contents therein.

Said contents are now laying on my dinning room table hoping to return to their normal self.

I hope the Credit and Debit cards are functional.

On the bright side, I am warm.

[Abigail Crabby]

I personally believe in Jesus Christ. The Bible says, if you deny Me in front of your peers, I will deny you in front of my Father. I love God and and I'm not afraid to show it.

[Blade]

I personally believe in Jesus Christ. The Bible says, if you deny Me in front of your peers, I will deny you in front of my Father. I love God and and I'm not afraid to show it.


AMEN Sista I'm right there with ya!

[Kobi]

I have torn apart 2 bedrooms in an early spring cleaning thing.
Wish I saved some energy to put them back together again.

:blink:

[Diva]

Looking forward to midnight.................

[Julien]

I have been cleaning up/out my late father's garage. It is amazing what things of a man's (or anyone's) life that feels important at the time, but not so much when someone else looks through it.

I think the most curious thing I've found so far is a large box of about 20 empty boxes of various sizes. Yet there was one lone box that had 2 glass globes in it:glasses::doh:.

[durrrrrrrr]

ya know you can tell when you're done unpacking your stuff when you have a "junk draw" going on...lol

[Gemme]

I have to give the dog his medicine for his thyroid so I hide it some cottage cheese but that's not working I think he knows the gig is up..now what??:| I have to give it to him but he is not biting. Maybe baby food is next I will get some today at the grocery store some beef or chicken flavor and hide in that ha!! to you dog!!

If it's a pill, put it in a small square of cheese or a small piece of meat. If it's liquid, you are going to have to put it in something with a stronger taste than what the medicine has.

I ordered it online. It's an RCA flat, white one....I hooked it up in about 3 minutes and scanned the channels in about 5. (You have to have an HDTV-capable TV for it to work.)

I have a better picture NOW than I did with TWC! Not as many channels, mind You, but I have the news....and the major stations. That's all I need.

Simplifying is a lovely thing!





Awesome! Those without HDTVs can still use an antenna. They just have to buy a converter.

In other news, Ebon and I discussed what our plan is for when the world comes to an end. :blink:

[Nina]

I think the Giant Cranes are amazing...the ones that pick up Huge things...

what can I say?---size matters!

[Diva]

[B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="yellowgreen"]Awesome! Those without HDTVs can still use an antenna. They just have to buy a converter.

In other news, Ebon and I discussed what our plan is for when the world comes to an end. :blink:


I'm totally fine with mine and I get all the stations I need. NBC, CBS, FOX :| the weather channel and PBS! That's all I need.....


oh....and that chair right there. And this coat hanger. That's all I need.

[smouldering]

Wishes she had a coffee getter this morning.. i want more coffee.. but i don't wanna get up. :( *sniff*

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/-2-1.jpg

[justkim]

- Spell "No Parts" backwards and tell me what you think.

**wanders off to finish cleaning carpets...

[Andrew, Jr.]

Laughing at Kim...I had to write it out. :fireman:

[Queerasfck]

http://www.neobeans.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//2007/07/july_streaker13g_600x515.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/9430c6cf-4288-4776-ae20-20a8abe2c551.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/9ddefe5a-a7ba-4924-a7f7-fe572512bafd.jpg

[JustJo]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/c04f61c4-c6de-41df-96ca-2a40c8e12d88.jpg

[Kenna]

Nobody ever grew old or sick in Tir Na nOg

[Diva]

In Diva's world, lightning bolts can be fuschia and flowers can be made out of buttons......

Happy things.....and totally random....in an organized kinda way! :eyebat:

[lionpaw]

Remembering the days I would walk through the park and past the arboretum on the way to the University of Washington....I would find a quiet spot by the lake, and sit on the bench with my physiology text book open wide upon my lap....

[dixie]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-pictures-history-and-this-is-why-little-betty-page-wasnt-allowed-to-sell-anymore-cookies.jpg

[dixie]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/job-fails-nobody-notices-anyway.jpg

[lionpaw]

- Spell "No Parts" backwards and tell me what you think.

**wanders off to finish cleaning carpets...


Oh....Oh...Oh...I have to tell my wife that one....She will just howl....

[Random]

I have to give the dog his medicine for his thyroid so I hide it some cottage cheese but that's not working I think he knows the gig is up..now what??:| I have to give it to him but he is not biting. Maybe baby food is next I will get some today at the grocery store some beef or chicken flavor and hide in that ha!! to you dog!!

If it's a solid pill, then crush it between two spoons and hide the powder in a spoonful of icecream.. (no chocolate)... If he is a icecream kinda dog.... They eat the unexpected treat so fast, they don't taste the pill...

[Jesse]

"Aflac Inc. said Monday it has fired Gilbert Gottfried, the abrasive voice of the insurer's quacking duck in the U.S., after the comedian posted a string of mocking jokes about the earthquake and tsunami in Japan on Twitter over the weekend..."


http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=134545143

[Mister Bent]

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[Diva]

I took a nap this afternoon and had THE sweetest dream about Bob Green (of "Biggest Loser" fame)......

God only knows why, but he was crazy in love with me....and it was ever so SWEET.....and I was determined NOT to fall in love with HIM, but I just could not help myself ~ the man found joy in every little thing we saw.....and I kept saying to myself "Can't the man see I'm not THIN?!?!?!"....but it didn't seem to matter to him. And I remember how tender he was and how he touched me and how cute and shy and giddy he was.....which made me giddy in return.

Nice dream.......

[citybutch]

“As anyone who has been close to someone that has committed suicide knows, there is no other pain like that felt after the incident”

Peter Greene

For those who know what I mean.... you know what I mean....

When in the midst of coping with this... there are few words.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Thinkin wearing a white button up..messy hair...and an inviting smile is sexy :)

[Diva]

I get the kids' food at The Wal~Market......and I like to go in the wee hours, because there are no screaming children....and I basically have the store to myself.

The stock~boys love me. <smile>

[morningstar55]

good morning Planet dwellers and peekers

Happy St pattys day..... :) hope you all have a awsome green day..
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here are some irish recipes .... in case anyone is interested :)

http://www.karott.com/guinness_recipes.htm

[dixie]

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[little_ms_sunshyne]

This is my 1000th post! How is that for random!

[lionpaw]

Just wanted to say goodnight all....My honey is already asleep, and I can't keep my eyes open much longer....

[Ms. Meander]

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what?

[Diva]

I slept for 7 1/2 hours last night.....lovely, uninterrupted, restful, healing SLEEP!

It was just glorious!

[Kobi]

For the 7th day in a row, the Mom of the "demon seed toddler
from hell" downstairs, sent the lil bugger off with his Dad at 7am.
If my luck holds, they won't be returning until after dark.

A week without screaming, crying, banging, slamming, running-
might of been the kid, might have been the harried Mother.

Either way, life has been peaceful and quiet. I love it.

[morningstar55]

cruizin the fishy dating site and promoting for new members......
spreading the word...... :) the our Planet is a awsome place to be. :)

[morningstar55]

...... the surprise prize is ready for mailing.......
now to find a mail box in this town.... hmmmmm .........
**wondering if i should hit the.. ask Jagg a myster button** .. lol
nahh think hy's buzy doing ahhh flip flopin or somthing like that.. lol lol

[Nina]

I am still sick..

I can't really eat, although more than most of this week...

I can't lay about...

so far I have made:

1) a fresh pear crisp...I sautéed the pears (3 apples as well) in butter and maple syrup and some lime zest...the crisp is made with gram crackers, flour, sugar, vanilla and butter and walnuts...some on the bottom, then the fruit and a whole bunch of the crisp drizzled with maple syrup...it is good, if I do say so myself...

and, finishing up in the oven:

B) 5 cheese mac and cheese...I found some pastas left and cooked them, two kinds...the sauce was basic--roux and then milk, with a bit of left over half and half...a variety of 5 cheese I had left over, including asiago, and emtheraler, cheddar, jack and a bit 'o parm...added some dry mustard, garlic, cyan and sherry...mixed it all together...into a baking pan, covered with panko bread crumbs and into a 400 degree oven...now it's all brown and bubbly and will be out soon...only problem is, I don't Like mac 'n cheese...it just popped into my head so I made it...

on the list are scones...not sure if I will make sour cream scones, or heavy cream scones...I am also thinking of maybe cream scones and then sour cream muffins...

I have lost my physical voice which is why, I think, I am using my virtual 'voice' here to babble away...

I will stop while I still have, a self perceived, modicum of dignity left...I just deleted things with the word 'fuck' in it!

[Daktari]

I just love my touchy feely magic mouse. :hangloose:

[Nina]

I have just taken gingerbread with dried apricots out of the oven...I don't really have much more room for all the dishes I have done...now I am gonna (try) and see if I can stop for a while...

the sun is out !! finally!! so maybe that will help me slow down...

[Kätzchen]

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[Rook]

Today was warm, breezy...
Sat under a tree on Campus, and watched 3 Squirrels play/squabble/forage/stare at me.......
So, I looked for wi-fi and tapped into my droid Galaxy Tab.
Came up with the following on Squirrels....

- Order: Rodentia [ a.k.a. Rats, porcupines, guinea pigs, beavers, etc..]

- Family: Sciuridae [hmm....big rats...some might say cute..it's up for grabs]

- Diet: Omnivores...Squirrels are opportunistic eaters, that is, they are not strictly herbivore or carnivores. However, they rely heavily on Protein, and because they suffer frequent...brainfarts...they forget where they stashed the goods, come spring, said goods start sprouting and growing, forcing the starving [albeit chunky] lil bugger to hunt birds, smaller rodents and maybe bugs.....

-Weight: Ranges from 0.5 oz. – 4 lbs. [see? Chunky rat]

-Offspring: They give birth to 2-8 babies {varies amongst species of Squirrels} which are born blind and naked. They stay with mom until 2-3 months old at least.Unlike beavers, "daddy" disappears until the "kiddies" leave home, y'know, wham bam, thank u, bye, good luck with the brats{again, depends on species...if there's a colony, u get the idea..}
The male will frequently stay in a rather pisspoor made Nest while the Momma raises 'em, if the nest is impressive...it's hers.
Between late winter, and early Spring, you'll notice Squirrels playin "tag"....y'know...chasing, tackling...That's pretty much all the male squirrel cares to do all that time....fuckfuckfuck...so, the female obviously runs off...playin hard to get, dont be fooled...she wanna bow chika bow bow too, the coy, hard-to-get routine...she'll stop, let him get close, run off...stop...allow a sniff....run...
Which...btw, can go on for days until she lets him do the Deed {often}
-Lifespan: The average is about 6 years, however, if the animal lives near traffic, it's closer to 1 year {I didn't add that, but I do see the logic, besides...u ever seen a squirrel run on a power line???..BZZZZZZT.. }

Group name: Because squirrels mostly live a solitary life, and don't live in groups, no formal group name has been given. However, some people loosely call a group of squirrels a dray or scurry.

Some squirrels "fly", some squirrels live underground, some live in trees....
They do hibernate, but wake every 4-5 days to eat, poop...and screw...
They're incredibly Intelligent, which is to say...if you're tryin' to get close [I tried, gave up 3 times and used a Zoom feature, I swear I caught a pic of one that looked constipated] and they pause from whatever they're doing, and resume?
You might as well say fuck it and move on, they spotted u and they're watchin' your every twitch...
On campus though, I've been within touching distance, I don't though...
Considering one of their predators is the Weasel, I'd rather not....Rodent = sharp teeth.....
Weasel = Ferret....feral or domestic...

:mohawk:


Useless....I know , Random too!

[Diva]

I'm reading about a Minimalistic Lifestyle.......minimal everything........

And I just pulled 10 (that was the number they suggested) articles of clothing from my closet that ( A) I have never worn and never will, and ( B) I will never wear again.

I took them straight to the car to deliver to Safe Place in the morning.

That. Felt. GOOD.

[lionpaw]

For the 7th day in a row, the Mom of the "demon seed toddler
from hell" downstairs, sent the lil bugger off with his Dad at 7am.
If my luck holds, they won't be returning until after dark.

A week without screaming, crying, banging, slamming, running-
might of been the kid, might have been the harried Mother.

Either way, life has been peaceful and quiet. I love it.



Yeah, we had that experience one two many times in the past....But you have to train them while they are young....It will only become harder as they get older...

[lionpaw]

Needing to listen to some Native American flute music....

[hpychick]

Throughout my life I have learned - no matter where you live, what your financial status is, who you are with, or who you're not with - it is sheer foolishness to let your happiness lay in the hands of others.

I am as happy as I am today because I know this to be a fact, because I know who I am, because I know who I'm not, and because I'm not afraid to change if it's right for my own soul. I might be a little uncertain. I might be a bit afraid. But all in all, at the end of the concept of time, I know I am safely held in the hand of God.

[morningstar55]

Good news!!!
...........Diva poohs.........
your surprise prize its on its way
droped in a mail box today!!

[Rook]

I wasn't too impressed...
Much like the L Word, they seemed to try and Squeeze everything together for a Big-Bang ending, and all it did was give me Itchy Palms [I wanted to smack someone] Like L word, it left a few questions...
Why did Bill see the Founding "Prophets" wife not once, but twice...?
Will Ben enforce "the Principle" on Heather?
After all, Bill believed in the Principle as a 'lost boy' from Juniper Creek compound, Barb was mainstream LDS until they agreed on it, much to her family's dismay.
Is Barb now the priesthood Holder, and does that mean Marjene and Nikki are sealed to her??
Did they keep the house, did the neighbor go through trial or was pardoned by LDS church Elders??
What about Nikki's kid??
Oh, and Alby, the false prophet closet queer??....
Wtf happened to Adelaine, and why couldnt they explain Romans cross-dressing sister???
ARGH !!!!!!
I been a fan since day 1, as touching the Finale wants to be, I expected more, or better...Maybe an interesting "epilogue"...sheesh
:blink:

[Diva]

Without judgement, chaos.
Without chaos, boredom.
Without boredom, happiness.
Without happiness, judgement.

[Rook]

~twitch~
Penelope Cruz as a Pirate :pirate-steer:
:thud:
~nuff said

[dixie]

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[suebee]

Did anybody see the season finale for "Big Love"?

What the hell was THAT about? :|

[dixie]

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[Nina]

just a little bit of lime zest goes a long way...