Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[BestButchBoy]

Wait for your song to play on the jukebox.

[asphaltcowboi]

just got a call from some bro biker butches i met a few weeks ago in los angeles they are coming here in the morning to hang out then want me to ride on up to vegas over the new damn bridge.. i kinda liked the old one but hear the new one is much faster.. guess i best clean some house, orginize my tool box, get groceries n beer, get the bike cleaning stuff ready. just wish i wasnt fighting this bronchitis crap an felt better

[Isadora]

The Caterer I got for the Progressive Dinner just got another job from someone who attended! Life is good. What goes around comes around. Of course her food is amazing! Simply Luscious Rocks!

[LipstickLola]

I may not be the most beautiful girl or the sexiest girl nor do I have a perfect body. I might not be everyone's first choice, but I’m a great choice. I do not pretend to be someone I’m not, because I’m good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things in my past, but I’m proud of who I am today. So take me as I am, or watch me as I walk away!

~ Unknown

I needed this, right at this very moment! Thanking you...
:lips:

[Kobi]

Fed by this last election.....do You sometimes want that inside voice to come out, look someone in the eye and just say, "You're nuts."?

I know I do.

LMAO. I tend to want that little voice inside to STOP saying things like that out loud.

I wish Olivia Newton-John and the lets get physical song would get out of my head today. It's exhausting me.

[Pixie]

Why is it so hard to get a bed? Just one that will hold a big girl and won't steal all of my money....does that exist? And would it be too much to ask to deliver? Thanks!

[katsarecool]

The bitterly cold weather in the Atlanta area today and worse tonight caught me unaware and unprepared. Oh my it is awful and will go down to below freezing tonight. My little house is not insulated that well. I need to do something about this. Going to WalMart tomorrow and buy a roll of heavy plastic to tape up over the windows and some weather strips for the doors and windows. I am sitting shivering under the electric blanket. It sure would be nice to be cuddled up with a sweet butch right now. Hugging and stuff! :seeingstars:

[justkim]

Some day's you are better off being your own hero...
~ Me ~

[Kobi]

Is it my eyes or did the pink in the logo become red?

[katsarecool]

Is it my eyes or did the pink in the logo become red?It still looks pink to me. Wipe off your screen? LOL

[Kobi]

It still looks pink to me. Wipe off your screen? LOL

LMAO screen is clean. Might need to polish my eyeballs tho. :jester:

[Nat]

7SvCiDLTyJY

[LipstickLola]

Is it my eyes or did the pink in the logo become red?

Mine is still pink!

[Sparkle]

leftover chinese takeaway & a glass of prosecco: supper of champions?

[fiercegrrl]

i've made almost 50 aprons in the past 3 weeks in preparation or a show next week. i'm so nervous that i'm not going to sell as many as i would like (as in all of 'em). eek!

[Diva]

I'm watching "Pretty In Pink"....for the first time.....

It is the sweetest movie..... I love the underdog.....

[sweetfemme247]

I finally got a webcam today and I am so happy

[Gemme]

I'm watching "Pretty In Pink"....for the first time.....

It is the sweetest movie..... I love the underdog.....



I love the combination of Molly Ringwald and John Hughes.

[justkim]

Pixie good luck on your search for a bed...
The sales should be going on this weekend for Veteran's Day...
In order to purchase the perfect mattress you will need the assistance of some of your dearest friends... The key is to having fun... Then it isn't so painful when you spend all of your money...


Why is it so hard to get a bed? Just one that will hold a big girl and won't steal all of my money....does that exist? And would it be too much to ask to deliver? Thanks!

[dixie]

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?


Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?


Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?


Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?


Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

[asphaltcowboi]

have my place all cleaned an everything ready for my company riding in from los angeles.. im still not up to it but im sure it will be fun times for all. they called an should be here bout 10:30 we'll chill for awhile then head up to vegas.. its an awsome sound an feel riding the strip on harleys at night.. ha ha actually anytime!

[Sparkle]

i found a SWATHE of newly formed silver hairs today, i am not best pleased.

my Wednesday appointment at the salon can not come soon enough.

[BestButchBoy]

Don't lie to your doctor.

[lipstixgal]

Just watching tv with the dogs and enjoying my Saturday off!! nothing much doing in these parts in NJ its boring for sure..

[Rook]

Hmmm...

O-Ren Ishii: [after she cuts off Tanaka's head, in Japanese] So you all will know the seriousness of my warning, I shall say this in English.
O-Ren Ishii: [in English] As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic.
If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo.
Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here.
Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
[long tense pause]
I didn't think so, gentlemen this meeting's adjourned.
[smiles]

Rook: ~Twitch~...That was hawt...:mohawk:

[Abigail Crabby]

http://blog.fatfreevegan.com/images/lentil-soup.jpg

[Leigh]

I hate cramps, but I love My girl :)

[sweetfemme247]

we turn back our clocks tonight YAY 1 more hour of sleep.................. I am cold

[Jet]

I love standard time. I hate DST.

[Rook]

Boss Lady: "Leonard, have a Seat..."

Leonard: "Thank u"

Boss Lady:" It's been far too long since we've had a one-on-one."

Leonard: "Well, yes, that is true"

Boss Lady: " There's been so much work, and I very seldom get a chance to just...express myself, let loose my innermost desires, but...today, I will indulge"

Leonard: -adjusts necktie, smile ear to ear, giggle- And how can I help you?"

Boss Lady: "I've had this deep burning, pent up feeling for weeks...months...dare I say -husky voice- Years...

Leonard : - squirm, grin - "I'm at your service"

Boss Lady: "I finally get to unleash today of all days with determined pleasure.....
-whispers- You're fired. ~pats his shoulder~

[Spirit Dancer]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c205/rae0505/Clipboard01.jpg

[tuffboi29]

I came out to my biological father about being a trans gendered less than a week ago. He sent me an email today and ended it in a way I didn't expect to happen so very soon.


"Just thought I needed to share it with you. love you Konstant "



I love you too Da.

[bright_arrow]

Looking in the mirror is all I seem to do lately. Look, look, look. Turn of head, angle change, watching my eyes, the way the light bounces off my hair, the slight curve of my lips on one side as I smirk at my foolishness. Looking for the part of me that you see..

What do you see when you look at me?

[BestButchBoy]

You can never be overdressed: Dressing nicely and appropriately is a compliment to the person you meet, so if in doubt, err on the side of dressing better than you think you might need to.

[asphaltcowboi]

ha ha had a great time riding around in vegas last night but think im going to pay for it now.. it wasnt so wise to ride across the high desert in the cold an middle of the night while fighting a case of bronchitis.. i feel like crap today.

[Spirit Dancer]

Did you know that,
Bullying consists of three basic types of abuse – emotional, verbal and physical.
and yes adults can be bullied as well.

Did you know there are passive people who will explode from bullying.

[adorable]

I found this article both interesting and relevant.

http://media.www.dennews.com/media/storage/paper309/news/2010/10/15/News/tTime.Clarifies.The.Definition.Of.transgender-3945523.shtml

[Nat]

-Ocre0kXgvg

[lipstixgal]

Its getting time to take it down as I have been up since 6 am and tired with the dogs all day long its like a job in and out, in and out otherwise it was a good day with the computer and tv to keep me occupied...

[Nat]

pR98TQVnCQc

[Gemme]

After watching the video of Mahhhtha and Snoop, I want some mashed potatoes, minus the cognac.

[sylvie]

i . am. off. all. week. YAY
and this is my week to get on track, get some sort of routine flowing and feel great again.. thanks to a lot of encouragement ♥

[Kobi]

It is 35 degrees with a wind chill of 27.

It is raining with gale force winds.

If it wasn't for the hot flashes,

I'd have to trade in my shorts and tanks

for sweats and a hoodie.

:jester:

[LipstickLola]

25 degrees........nice layer of ice on the windshield, hands chapped, great :seeingstars:

[Legendryder]

Wow, I never knew Bob could run and pp at the same time. A bit nippy out this morning. He didn't even stop to smell stuff.

[UofMfan]

Must remember not to use the "S" word.

[Guy]

The other line always moves faster, until you get in it.

[BestButchBoy]

Every automobile's gas gauge has contained within it an arrow showing the driver which side the gas tank is on.

[Gemme]

I learned a valuable experience with coriander recently.

[Pixie]

I got a mattress....waiting for the frame later tonight.....making a home...

[lipstixgal]

Just watching the tele and resting in pj's already about to take my antibiotics in a little while very tired from not sleeping at night!!

[Pixie]

3days 5hours 23min and 30 29 28....



....08

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/7aaf3189-4757-40bf-b8b5-c7c007785baa.jpg

[dixie]

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ed09fdfe-dfc1-4cc5-acca-37a68fe6f566.jpg

[Tommi]

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ed09fdfe-dfc1-4cc5-acca-37a68fe6f566.jpg

Awesoooome...

[Jet]

100 Years Ago:

The decade of the 1910s was the age of the great industrialist
and financier, the trust-builder and the tycoon.
The decade was also the age of the manager and the engineer.
From the shop floor to the board room, American corporations were
reshaped in the 1910s as scientific management, efficiency, and mechanization took hold.
One statistic illustrates the sweeping changes under way in American industry:
while the number of wage earners in transportation,
mining, and manufacturing grew by more than 27
percent in the 1910s, the number of supervisory
personnel grew by more than 66 percent.
Perhaps Woodrow Wilson had this transition in mind when he
declared during the presidential campaign in 1912 that
"We have changed our economic conditions, absolutely,
from top to bottom; and with our economic society,
the organization of our life." -From kclibrary.lonestar.edu

FACTS about the decade from 1910 -1919:

Population: 92,407,000

Life Expectancy: Male 48.4 Female: 51.8

Average Salary $750 / year

The Ziegfeld girls earned $75/week.

Unemployed 2,150,000

National Debt: $1.15 billion

Union Membership: 2.1 million Strikes 1,204

Attendance: Movies 30 million per week

Divorce: 1/1000

Vacation: 12 day cruise $60

Whiskey $3.50 / gallon, Milk $.32 / gallon

Facts about 1910:
Speeds make automobile safety an issue

Fuel for cars was sold in drug stores only.

Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.

Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.

There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles
of paved roads.

The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!

The average wage in 1909 was 22 cents per hour.

The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year.

A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,
a dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and
$4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births took place at Home.

Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!
Instead, they attended so-called medical schools,
many of which were condemned in the press
AND the government as 'substandard. '

Sugar cost four cents a pound.

Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.

Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.

Most women only washed their hair once a month,
and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.

Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.

Five leading causes of death were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke

The American flag had 45 stars.

The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!

Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented yet.

There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or
write and Only 6 percent of all Americans
had graduated from high school..

Marijuana, heroin, and morphine
were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores.
Back then pharmacists said, 'Heroin clears the complexion,
gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach,
and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health'

Eighteen percent of households had at least one full-time servant or domestic help.

There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.!

Plus one more sad thought; 95 percent of the taxes we have now did not exist.

[Diva]

The older he gets, the more Harrison Ford looks like Lyle Lovett. :|

[Jesse]

:| :blink: :freetoaster:

The older he gets, the more Harrison Ford looks like Lyle Lovett. :|

[1PlayfulFemme]

Burning a candle that immediately took me back (15 years) to the days when I spent several days a week "burning my buns" in the tanning bed....It smells just like the lotion I used!

[Jesse]

http://entertainment-lobby.blogspot.com/2010/05/inspiration-best-3d-tattoos-ive-ever.html

[LipstickLola]

OMG, I just learned, by reading in another thread, that I was a latent homosexual :tongue:

[Tommi]

OMG, I just learned, by reading in another thread, that I was a latent homosexual :tongue:

Beter Late N never. ;)

[LipstickLola]

Beter Late N never. ;)

AbSOlutely!!!!
I have a very weird sense of humor sometimes, and that totally cracked me up!:LGBTQFlag:

[Tommi]

AbSOlutely!!!!
I have a very weird sense of humor sometimes, and that totally cracked me up!:LGBTQFlag:

Good. Love a late night laugh.

[Tommi]

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ed09fdfe-dfc1-4cc5-acca-37a68fe6f566.jpg

I came back to look at this again. IT is really good. Thanks dixielady

[Pixie]

I have a space that's mine again. I have a alcove of freedom....a place to claim.....happy sigh, it grounds me

[socialjustice_fsu]

Did you know that, the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?



And that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its own past tense, "ate"?



And if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the fuck up you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent hypocrites, and deal with the fact that you nearly wrecked the country under Bush and that our president is black, so try and get over it."



Isn't that interesting

[Tcountry]

Best part of working nights...calling to wake up the big bosses to ask them a question you already know the answer to...because you have to go through the chain of command...lol :blink:

[katsarecool]

Did you know that, the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?



And that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its own past tense, "ate"?



And if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the fuck up you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent hypocrites, and deal with the fact that you nearly wrecked the country under Bush and that our president is black, so try and get over it."



Isn't that interestingVery interesting and funny!!!!

[Pixie]

Headed to the Farmers Market WOOOTTT

[asphaltcowboi]

wish i would have gotten an ipod long ago.. luv it!

[1PlayfulFemme]

Off to the park to enjoy a beautiful day!!!!

[diamondrose]

I'v had SERIOUS cravings for red meat lately!!

[lipstixgal]

Well its 2:45 pm and the dog wants to eat already and crying like a baby for food. So as a dutiful mom I will go and feed him his dinner for tonight and get something ready for myself as well, maybe bake a potato or something (w)

[Gemme]

http://entertainment-lobby.blogspot.com/2010/05/inspiration-best-3d-tattoos-ive-ever.html

Love them! I want to get a backpiece done like that one day.

I'v had SERIOUS cravings for red meat lately!!

Me toooo! If I don't get some steak on our date night tomorrow, I may have to do something horrible.

:|

[dark_crystal]

wondering if Steve Harvey would let me on the Feud as a single-member family. Not b/c the rest of my fam wouldn't do it, but b/c I BET I COULD STILL WIN IT!!!

[justkim]

I seriously don't want to do my math homework... Can someone come and tutor me?

[lipstixgal]

I seriously don't want to do my math homework... Can someone come and tutor me?

I would help you!!

Just found out from a friend that her dog is going blind nothing they can do its retinal detachment that's sad wow I feel awful, its horrible to see a dog suffer especially with their eyes they need them..

[Sparkle]

hiking boots :| .......look very strange on my feet

[Gemme]

I would help you!!

Just found out from a friend that her dog is going blind nothing they can do its retinal detachment that's sad wow I feel awful, its horrible to see a dog suffer especially with their eyes they need them..

Send this to your friend.

http://www.petcarebooks.com/books/living_blind.htm

[Abigail Crabby]

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/spanking.jpg

[Diva]

Today, a lot of kids came into the library today....most of them in wheel chairs and not doing so well.

I'm going to be a great TuTu someday.....<smile>

(But I still think my grandchildren should call me "Diva"....I don't think that's too much to ask. )

[JustLovelyJenn]

I ... REFUSE... to eat canned beef stew!

[dixie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ddcd8750-3d5b-46d0-860f-e6da4abc760c.jpg

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.cookstr.com/photos/recipes/1645/medium/recipe-1645.jpg?1275945211

[dixie]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/19be0ea9-ad39-4227-948d-33adb7dfc941.jpg

[dixie]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-for-once.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/f63b2064-9e85-4f68-8308-dcc6914c1f82.jpg

[Tcountry]

One of those days everything is going great...until you figure out the light at the end of the tunnel is really a train! :|:blink:

[LipstickLola]

Humpty do! it's hump day, yippee

[dixie]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2640/3808747432_fda5f6925c_o.jpg

[JakeTulane]

It is time. Then why do I delay?

[Nat]

RdxNNN9wIwQ

[asphaltcowboi]

i woke up hungry so i fixed sausage eggs toast an coffee.. it was good but now i have to do the dishes an i dont feel like going to the gym.. lol must be hump day!

[Pixie]

Just sitting among the sea of couches listening to music and enjoying the silence of people and the peace of a home.

[Pixie]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_43_ujmeZXgQ/SkzwmCkrTnI/AAAAAAAAA5o/cWoPaSE025Q/s400/Etsy+Apron+2.jpg
Soooooo want!

[justkim]

The weather forecast is calling for 2-4 inches of snow here in Western Colorado... I wanted to ask if that was girl inches or boy inches? If it is boy inches then we are in for a world of hurt...

[Kobi]

It is time. Then why do I delay?

Perhaps it is not the Right time.

[justkim]

For those of you who have asked...
As a hairdresser I can honestly tell you there is a difference between girl inches and boy inches...
Just watch and listen the next time you should go into get a haircut...
Example...
Guy in chair... holding his fingers about 3 inches apart... I only want you to take off about an inch... *blink*

[Kobi]

Kobi watches 2 mallards paddling around
in a rain soaked puddle in the driveway.
Thats different. :eyebrow:

[justkim]

I received this in a email... too funny not to share...

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!
TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE.

1. My husband and I divorced over religion differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs . . . a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

[dark_crystal]

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/spanking.jpg

*lick*

I ... REFUSE... to eat canned beef stew!

heh heh Dinty Moore is a guilty pleasure for me...also Sweet Sue
http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/f63b2064-9e85-4f68-8308-dcc6914c1f82.jpg

aweSOME
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_43_ujmeZXgQ/SkzwmCkrTnI/AAAAAAAAA5o/cWoPaSE025Q/s400/Etsy+Apron+2.jpg
Soooooo want!


me too me too! forward this to Santa wif both our names on it mkay?

[dark_crystal]

Wendy's rollling out new french fries
(http://www.bizjournals.com/cincinnati/news/2010/11/10/wendys-rollling-out-new-french-fries.html)


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo oo

[lipstixgal]

*lick*



heh heh Dinty Moore is a guilty pleasure for me...also Sweet Sue


aweSOME


me too me too! forward this to Santa wif both our names on it mkay?

What's a dinty moore? some kind of stew in a can, sounds easy to make!!

[Sparkle]

i would like a new neck; one that doesn't hurt please.

[Kobi]

[quote=dark_crystal;224965][CENTER]Wendy's rollling out new french fries
(http://www.bizjournals.com/cincinnati/news/2010/11/10/wendys-rollling-out-new-french-fries.html)


The French fry change is part of Wendy’s Real brand campaign launched last year that focuses on real products with authentic, high integrity ingredients and fresh preparation.


Does this mean the old fries were fake synthetic concoctions made to look and taste like a potato?

[lipstixgal]

I just text some women i gotta try and see where it goes if there is something there its time for me to have a girlfriend!!

[Kobi]

Ok I just finished watching Sex and The City 2.
The critics panned it, the audiences panned it....
I liked it, especially the gay wedding with Liza Minnelli part.
Sometimes I wonder about me.

[Diva]

Tomorrow, I begin a 2nd position with Dell Children's at the Main Information Desk. I have asked to be placed there because many times when I was running errands for the library, there would be no one there....and they would come into the library or ask me in the hallways......

So clearly, they need more volunteers.

Well....now I'm hearing that the woman in charge is "nosy and grumpy" and she chases off her volunteers.

<wicked smile>

I've decided I shall kill her with kindness......





....and then I shall have her job. :eyebat:

[Ebon]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/africanamerican-community-calls-for-new-black-nerd,18389/

African-American Community Calls For New Black Nerd Archetype
Hollywood Blasted For Failure To Portray Modern Dorks Of Color



LOS ANGELES—A coalition of African-American activists and scholars released a strongly worded statement Monday citing the "urgent need" for popular media to depict a new black nerd archetype that more accurately reflects the full spectrum of 21st-century American dorkdom.

Enlarge ImageBelieving black nerds deserve better role models, Cornel West chose to appear in the geek-centric sequels to 'The Matrix.'

"Outdated representations of African-American nerds are simply not cutting it anymore," the statement read in part. "Perhaps in the '80s and '90s it was possible for young people to identify with Steve Urkel's hiked-up pants, nasal voice, and lovable catchphrase of 'Did I do that?' But today's black nerds are different."

"They may not carry slide rules and calculators, but they do carry smartphones to make posts on Twitter, Facebook, and Foursquare," the statement continued. "Yet where are the modern-day nerds of color in our films and television programs?"

According to the Dweeb Diversity Coalition, nerds in the African-American community continue, like their predecessors, to be socially awkward, hilariously unstylish, and a source of embarrassment for their cooler black friends. But a recent survey of pop-cultural archetypes found that in the current TV lineup, almost all nerd characters are white.

There is the exception, coalition members noted, of Abed from the sitcom Community—a character, they also observed, who is not of African or Caribbean descent. Meanwhile, the popular nerd action-comedy Chuck stars a white "geek-chic" computer whiz, and the all-nerd cast of The Big Bang Theory is overwhelmingly Anglo-American, apart from one Indian and one Jewish nerd.

"Even more offensively, on Glee, the black nerds are notably cooler than their white counterparts, as if black geekiness is somehow less lame than white geekiness," Professor Cornel West of Princeton University told reporters Monday. "To add insult to injury, the one black man on the show was written out after the first season."

The prominent African-American writer, philosopher, and activist went on to stress that the highest-profile nerds in today's media—Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera chief among them—are exclusively white. According to West, this leaves many nonwhite nerds feeling as though they have no option but to follow in the footsteps of suspect characters such as the reactionary Carlton Banks, who still appears in syndicated reruns of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.



"And remember, we haven't seen a black gay dork on the screen since Lamar in Revenge Of The Nerds, more than a quarter century ago," West said. "When will young black gay dorks be able to look up to something besides Lamar's victorious turn throwing the wobbling flexi-javelin designed by his engineering-major friends to complement his limp-wristed throwing style?"

Baratunde Thurston, a black nerd residing in New York City, complained about the limited diversity in his favorite TV programs.

"There are any number of African-Americans on Friday Night Lights," Thurston said of the Emmy-nominated drama about a racially integrated high school football team. "Unfortunately, all the black characters are charismatic, sexy athletes. The only nerd, Landry, is—what do you expect?—white. What's a young black nerd supposed to make of that?"

His sentiment was echoed by the coalition's statement, which lamented the media's inability to reinvent the societal paradigm of the African-American dorkwad.

"Right now, there are only three major role models in American society for black children to aspire to: the gangsta rapper, the pro basketball player, and the president of the United States," the statement concluded. "And that is just sad."

[Gemme]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2640/3808747432_fda5f6925c_o.jpg

Facebook firings!
:overreaction:

Wendy's rollling out new french fries
(http://www.bizjournals.com/cincinnati/news/2010/11/10/wendys-rollling-out-new-french-fries.html)


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo oo

Here's the funny thing. A few months ago, Jack in the Box STOPPED serving their natural fries and just kept their curly fries. Now, this. I sense recipe swapping. :|

[Ebon]

These guys crack me up every time. I think it's the wheezing that does it.

CvPkUMRE7yg

[dark_crystal]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/africanamerican-community-calls-for-new-black-nerd,18389/

African-American Community Calls For New Black Nerd Archetype
Hollywood Blasted For Failure To Portray Modern Dorks Of Color



LOS ANGELES—A coalition of African-American activists and scholars released a strongly worded statement Monday citing the "urgent need" for popular media to depict a new black nerd archetype that more accurately reflects the full spectrum of 21st-century American dorkdom.

omg! so true. is there a petition i can sign?

[Ebon]

omg! so true. is there a petition i can sign?

Well there is no petition but hopefully they will pick me for the new archetype. :hangloose:

[Arwen]

OrganicButch is a dork and can id obscure music.

[Ebon]

OrganicButch is a dork and can id obscure music.


Are you referring to the Shawn Colvin incident?

[Arwen]

These guys crack me up every time. I think it's the wheezing that does it.

CvPkUMRE7yg

I love the female anchor, "YOU try walking in those shoes." She sounded JUST like a mama. LOL

[Lady Pamela]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs951.snc4/74435_501818235929_544600929_7691503_3929683_n.jpg

Thank you!


A special trubute to My dad who served proudly in World War ll. He severed in Company M, 21st Infantry Regiment, 24th Division

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs946.snc4/73994_501840270929_544600929_7691724_5929575_n.jpg




And special thank you to the one I will be spending my life with! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND AND SOOO PROUD OF YOU!

http://clareloveswebkinz.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/happy-veterans-day-flag-ve.gif

[asphaltcowboi]

went to the doc today.. grrr ive been having this killer pain in my right groin that runs all the way down my right leg... double grr... she said its a hernia... triple grr... she also said stay off the bike until after i have surgery... i say why not just shoot me!

[Abigail Crabby]

Said in my best
Valley Girl Voice

OMG
I so want one of these

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/6b164dd7-ac90-4e9f-bc63-0b5dc2d7fecd.jpg

[Tommi]

went to the doc today.. grrr ive been having this killer pain in my right groin that runs all the way down my right leg... double grr... she said its a hernia... triple grr... she also said stay off the bike until after i have surgery... i say why not just shoot me!

I am allergic to surgery. Considered a Chiropractor? They have healed many things that "surgey" wanted to fix.

[JustJo]

http://www.comicsfornerds.net/Assets/Images/Pics/CatLaptopMadeOfWarm.jpg

[lipstixgal]

I'm just sitting here and relaxing with the dogs its lonely all the time and the holidays are coming up, not really looking forward to them. Maybe I could get away for a while!!

[Ryobi]

These guys crack me up every time. I think it's the wheezing that does it.

CvPkUMRE7yg

HOLY CRAP!! That is some funny! The second time she fell reminded me of my grandpa saying after he fell, "I'm getting faster in my old age. When I was a younger man, I would stumble for 20 feet before I fell down. Now, I just fall down."

I don't know what it is about people falling down. I can keep it together long enough to ask if they're ok. Then laughing my ass off ensues.

[JustLovelyJenn]

From where I am laying on the couch bed pulled out I can see out the windows and into the valley beyond the house. Its raining here, but not real rain, just that misty heavy wetness that hangs in the air soaking everything.

It makes me smile. It makes me thing of things between, magical wonderful things. Small voices that tell you what you need to know. Things half seen in the mist that push you forward, deeper, toward a goal you never knew you had. I love this kind of rain, obscuring the world and highlighting that which is normally passed over as mundane.

[Rook]

gawds....
I'm watching the "Green Carpet" before Latin Grammy's..
Some people there need a fuckin mirror in their dressing room that'll tell 'em "Bitch get your shit back in there and change, u look like hell, go, now, andale andale !!!!"

[BestButchBoy]

Don’t linger where there is a dispute that does not concern you.

[Gemme]

Half a cup is not a proper serving size. Whoever decided that that was what ice cream is supposed to be doled out by was either raging mad or a sadist.

[asphaltcowboi]

its suposed to get in the low 30s again tonight.. i think ill make a fire, find a good movie, get a blanket and lay in a pile on the floor with my dog an enjoy the night.

[Enchantress]

I started singing and listening to Christmas carols this afternoon. Yet, the sight of Christmas decorations in the stores made me cringe.

[adorable]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc162/Lady_J_808/candy.jpg

[Jet]

Cell Phone Virus Attacks Over 1 Million Cell Phone Users in China

Report from thirdage.com

Cell phone virus has attacked over one million cell phone users in China, and Chinese authorities are currently trying to stop the spread of the spam-texting virus, according to DigitalTrends.com.

More than one million cell phones in China have been infected with a virus that continually sends out text messages, costing the country's citizens $300,000 a day, according to InformationWeek, as reported by Shanghai Daily.

How does the virus spread?

The "zombie" virus is hidden in a fake anti-virus app. Once the app is installed, the virus sends all of the names and phone numbers on a user's SIM card to the hackers, who then automatically take control of the phone, sending spam texts out to recipients.

According to Zhou Yonglin, an official with China's National Computer Network Emergency Response Team, about 1 million cell phones had been infected since the beginning of September, and mobile operators were having difficulty eradicating the malicious application, owing to the breakneck pace of new variations appearing.

Cell phone viruses pose a growing problem with the increase in smartphones going on the market.



Read more: http://www.thirdage.com/news/cell-phone-virus-attacks-over-1-million-cell-phone-users-china_11-11-2010#ixzz152INj5Gx

[Daddy Raven]

I can't wait until I get my T-Mobile myTouch 3G slide phone! It's like an iPhone but without the dropped calls and crappy AT&T service. I ordered it on-line today and should have it in about a week. Yay! Android!

[Kobi]

Being retired has it benefits.
The biggest is life slows to a leisurely pace.
It's very nice.

Except,
the rest of the world,
insists on moving faster than the speed of light.
It's annoying.

So,
STOP IT!

[ravfem]

The truth is hard to speak sometimes.

Especially if it exposes vulnerabilities.

But.... the truth is that the truth is always best.

Just sayin (sorry...i had to).

[rlin]

The truth is hard to speak sometimes.

Especially if it exposes vulnerabilities.

But.... the truth is that the truth is always best.

Just sayin (sorry...i had to).

and sometimes there are a coupla truths...
mostly still sucks...

[asphaltcowboi]

i think im going to go nuts now the doc said no motorcycle.. now it makes me want to go for a ride even more!!

[Diva]

It's nice to volunteer....
I called my place just now to tell them I was running a little behind and that I'd be late. They knew I was having a big ol' party this weekend (and the book drive is to benefit them...Dell Children's Family Resource Center ~ library) and suggested I not sweat it and reassured me they were covered today.

They are so great to me! I heart them big!!! :stillheart:

[Abigail Crabby]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs947.snc4/74027_461744308359_148096023359_5377403_6186733_n. jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3428618&id=148096023359)

[Liam]

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/trib.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/0/72/b36/072b367a-ad40-5b6e-96ce-8d6411e64194-revisions/4cd61b0479532.image.jpg


Capitol Christmas Tree 2010

The Bridger-Teton National Forest, at the request of Senator John Barrasso, is leading the State of Wyoming in the delivery of the Capitol Christmas Tree for 2010.
The Capitol Christmas Tree will grace the west front lawn of the U.S. Capitol in December, 2010. The search is currently on in the Bridger-Teton National Forest of western Wyoming for the perfect 65-foot tree. Once the Superintendent of the Capitol Grounds selects the tree in July, it will be cut, loaded, covered and prepped for travel in November.
In mid-November, the tree will be toured across the state of Wyoming before heading east to the U.S. Capitol. In late November, the tree will be delivered to the U.S. Capitol, where it will be lowered into 5-foot deep hole, strung with lights, and decorated with thousands of handcrafted ornaments made by Wyomingites from across the State. In December, the Speaker of the House will light the tree and showcase Wyoming's historical, cultural and natural beauty.
Through the holiday season, the tree will be lit at dusk, where it will be enjoyed by people from across world. The theme of Wyoming's tree is "Wyoming- Forever West."

To read the entire article: http://www.capitolchristmastree2010.org/

To see a great photograph of the 67 foot long Engelmann Spruce with the Tetons in the background:

http://www.powelltribune.com/images/banners/front-page.jpg

[Nat]

jm3dm5J5r0

[Sparkle]

20 consecutive days of work, complete.

15 consecutive days of no-work, to come.

*dancedydancedance*

[Nat]

4ZrSY_ISn4w

[lipstixgal]

Finally finally I got to go to the grocery store but didn't get everything I wanted!! Maybe I'll make some corn muffins for tomorrow morning with blueberries in them yum yumo!!

[Nat]

Meet The Illinois Woman Arrested For Assaulting Cop With A Sex Toy (http://rss.thesmokinggun.com/buster/illinois/meet-illinois-woman-arrested-assaulting-cop-vibrator)

when Bildsten reached inside a dresser drawer to get the purported cash, she instead removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,” held it above her head, and advanced on the cop “in a threatening manner.” The officer responded by knocking the sex toy out of the way before he was struck with the device.

The sex toy, which was not confiscated by cops, was further described by Deputy Chief Kevin Woodside in a TSG interview. The item, he noted, was six inches long and “attached to a nylon harness.”

[justkim]

To those of you on FB...
Go and take a look at La Tee Da Photography...
this young lady has talent... She recently did some beautiful photo's of a young lady in latex... also some other tastefully taken semi nudes... okay the girl is naked but nothing is showing that would be considered tasteless... Check her out and offer your support...
Thanks!
P.S. She has done some awesome photo shoots of my daughter...

[lipstixgal]

To those of you on FB...
Go and take a look at La Tee Da Photography...
this young lady has talent... She recently did some beautiful photo's of a young lady in latex... also some other tastefully taken semi nudes... okay the girl is naked but nothing is showing that would be considered tasteless... Check her out and offer your support...
Thanks!
P.S. She has done some awesome photo shoots of my daughter...

What's your fb address I want to see some nice photos??

[justkim]

What's your fb address I want to see some nice photos??


use my email address... justkim_2_u@yahoo.com you can also search La Tee Da Photography

[Enchantress]

The fire alarm has stopped beeping. The relief is palpable.
However, only time will tell if Lulu is able to overcome
the neurosis caused by the piercing sounds (every 40 seconds for 2 days).

[AtLast]

The fire alarm has stopped beeping. The relief is palpable.
However, only time will tell if Lulu is able to overcome
the neurosis caused by the piercing sounds (every 40 seconds for 2 days).

Oh, I hear you! Those damn things really bother dogs just when they go off for a few minutes! Poor, LuLu!!

[AtLast]

You really should post this in the "Breaking News" thread!!! Too, funny!

Meet The Illinois Woman Arrested For Assaulting Cop With A Sex Toy (http://rss.thesmokinggun.com/buster/illinois/meet-illinois-woman-arrested-assaulting-cop-vibrator)

when Bildsten reached inside a dresser drawer to get the purported cash, she instead removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,” held it above her head, and advanced on the cop “in a threatening manner.” The officer responded by knocking the sex toy out of the way before he was struck with the device.

The sex toy, which was not confiscated by cops, was further described by Deputy Chief Kevin Woodside in a TSG interview. The item, he noted, was six inches long and “attached to a nylon harness.”

[Rook]

Why is it, when you're feeling horridly Ill, and somehow u manage to appear "alright" so the other person won't be worried and stop mid-shopping...Suddenly everything is astonishingly snail pace and frivolous...
"Yum..bagel chips, for midnight snack?"
"Umm, Nah.."
"U sure u dont want Root Beer?"
-twitch- "No, I'm good..Can we pay now?"
"But what about snacks for later?"
"I'm sure I can whip somethin up, let's go"
"We don't have crunch n munch"
-twitch twitch- "Ok, get some..."~adds 5 boxes~
"U ok?"
"Yes, nothing sitting in the car won't fix.."
I never realized how many steps it took to reach the cashier line...
I was thisclose to sitting on the coca-cola display and giving hym my visa card with a "merry christmas" smile..

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/79cc9a7a-2375-49cf-99be-e6de4e875bdd.jpg

[Nat]

jm3dm5J5r0A

[BestButchBoy]

Pace yourself. Slow and steady wins the race.

[JustLovelyJenn]

One should not sleep all night on the couch... ones hips do not appreciate it.

[Isadora]

My grandmother is almost 102. She has always been a feisty bossy woman. (Sound familiar?) We thought she was dieing today, then she sat up, slapped my Dad across the face and tried to bite my mother. And they wonder why I am like I am?

[tuffboi29]

I am in the middle of moving into my new house. :nixon:


This place is trashed...Not in the sense of completely but there's a good amount of trash and things askew.

This is going to take ALL weekend to finish. :|


But I find sitting here smoking this finely crafted wood tipped cigar much more to my tastes. :blink:

Smeh...There's nothing in any contract that says I have to have it finished before my stogie is done... :readfineprint:

[Hack]

GAjLo_guTKs

[Hack]

OrpQLAZdvTc

[LipstickLola]

The kidlet just brought me an old cardboard book from her collection that is at least 10 years old, it's a 'scratch and sniff' book. Ok, this is freaky but the photographs are of food items, strawberries, bananas, pizza, chocolate, when scratched they still smell, exactly like strawberries, bananas......:seeingstars:

[justkim]

I have the cutest dogs in the WORLD!
They are laying next to me snuggled under the covers with their little heads on my pillow...
They are also SNORING!

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.mightywombat.com/toons/clownhead.gif

[Jet]

http://www.mightywombat.com/toons/clownhead.gif

ha ha ha......

[Jet]

I hate clowns. 'Cept for Emmet Kelly and Red Skelton

[Jet]

Fantastic movies, 3 in a row tonight...

The Best Years of Our Lives (my favorite of all time)
Mrs. Miniver
The Little Foxes written by Lillian Hellman

TCM is batting a 1,000 tonight.

That haven't aired a movie that's worth a shit in 3 weeks

[BestButchBoy]

It's not a gang without the cool girl.

[LipstickLola]

After watching CBS Sunday Morning, I remember just exactly why I am sooooo happy Gdubya isn't in the Oval office :cigar2:

[tuffboi29]

YouTube - Godsmack- I Stand Alone Lyrics



Yup... :darthsmiley:

[asphaltcowboi]

grrr someone got my bank card and all the codes!!! they they drained my acct. and i will not be reinbursed untill the 19th!!! grrr least i have other monies... damn!! i wonder where they got my info? im pissed!

[Jet]

10 of the world's ugliest creatures

http://purinaanimalallstars.yahoo.com/?v=8550334

[Abigail Crabby]

MX6N1LqmKYQ

[asphaltcowboi]

grrr someone got my bank card and all the codes!!! they they drained my acct. and i will not be reinbursed untill the 19th!!! grrr least i have other monies... damn!! i wonder where they got my info? im pissed!

sheeez.. got it fixed an my card will be reinbersed. what a friggin pain!

[Rook]

Since you're moving, tuffboi
Here's one for ya :sunglass:
MvgN5gCuLac

[Leigh]

She tugs at My heart, and I love her :heartbeat:

[Enchantress]

Find a penny pick it up all the year (yes, I changed it) you'll have good luck!

[JustLovelyJenn]

Eeny Meany Miney Mo, catch a tigger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, Eeny Meany Miney Mo, My mom said to pick the very best one and you are not it!

Did I win?

[Jesse]

You may be surprised to know that folks are attaching removable card copiers to the readers at gas stations, bank atms etc. I had that happen to me last month, except that I knew the next day when I was alerted by email of a suspicious charge. I have it set to alert me if an online charge is made. I called the bank immediately and by that time a second charge had been added. I had just used my card at the Mobile station to get gas for my truck the night before, so I knew where the culprit had the copier. I am thankful they did not clean out my account. Sorry this happened to you.

sheeez.. got it fixed an my card will be reinbersed. what a friggin pain!

[asphaltcowboi]

You may be surprised to know that folks are attaching removable card copiers to the readers at gas stations, bank atms etc. I had that happen to me last month, except that I knew the next day when I was alerted by email of a suspicious charge. I have it set to alert me if an online charge is made. I called the bank immediately and by that time a second charge had been added. I had just used my card at the Mobile station to get gas for my truck the night before, so I knew where the culprit had the copier. I am thankful they did not clean out my account. Sorry this happened to you.
yea i read about that... and i just had my cards all cancled and code words put on all accts and did a whole bunch of stuff to find it was a bank error in the end. lol but at least im more protected now!

[justkim]

It is SNOWING... I may or may not find it very it very sensual...

[justkim]

This is TOO funny! I made my mom listen to it. She walked away from me shaking her head and left the room. My dad says "Was that for your mom?" I laughed and said "Yes." I hate stuff... I recently moved back to Colorado and realized that half of the stuff I moved back was just that "STUFF!" Seriously if you haven't used it or worn it in 6 months get rid of it! Take it to a local domestic violence shelter and donate it. I don't want to talk about carting around other peoples stuff...



Since you're moving, tuffboi
Here's one for ya :sunglass:
MvgN5gCuLac

[Kobi]

Kobi wonders if she could use the insanity defense
when she pummels the middle aged white neighbor
with his rap music and wrap around sound system
.........it was the voices on the stereo.....
.........the booming......
.........I see dead people too.....
:eatinghersheybar:

[Jet]

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr257/lionoflionsman/Picture1-5.png

[BoDy*ShOt]

the universe is sometimes very,very generous with her gifts.... i am a lucky girl, indeed.:cheesy:

[lipstixgal]

sheeez.. got it fixed an my card will be reinbersed. what a friggin pain!

The same thing happened to my friend in SF, cali and she got reimbursed but you do have to wait wow that sucks, well they broke into my gmail account about 3 weeks ago and now I have a different email address. I feel for ya!!

[Abigail Crabby]

http://nomnomtruck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nom-nom-nom.jpg

[asphaltcowboi]

i think im going to have to bytch slap myself!! ive been over 6 mos with out a cigg. and i just ran up an bought a pack!!! lol tastes sooo good.. guess ill smoke 2 or 3 then give the pack to someone.

[Abigail Crabby]

http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/27/2763/RTCTD00Z/art-print/al-fenn-100-pound-girl-dangling-from-hanging-hook-by-a-paint-brush-and-strong-strain-elastic-rubber-paint.jpg

[Abigail Crabby]

Abby has learned you can't please everyone.... But it is possible to make 'em all mad at the same time! :jester:

[JAGG]

If you haven't read the article about the Westboro baptist church going to McAlester Oklahoma on Saturday , then let me fill you in. As you know the Westboro Baptist church protests at Military funerals, holding signs that say God hates fags etc. telling the grieving families they are glad their son or daughter died, because God hates queers. The reason their son or daughter died is because the military allows queers.
When they showed up in McAlester Oklahoma for a funeral, not only did all the people of the town show up , to counter protest against the westboro church, so that no one in the grieving family could hear westboro's hate message, ( all they heard were the towns people saying God Bless America )etc... But when the westboro church returned to there cars , they found their tires slashed , and not one single tire shop in town would repair their tires. They had to call AAA to tow them somewhere else.
I absolutely love this story and I love the people of McAlester for standing up for what is right. I need new tires on my truck, I think I'll drive down to McAlester even though it's 2 and a half hours away, and get some new tires, before the month is out.
Oh one more thing , they tried to eat breakfast in several cafes but where refused service.

[Abigail Crabby]

http://critteristic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/baby-hedgehogs.jpg

[justkim]

JAGG this makes me sick!
My parents are proud members of The Patriot Guard Riders...
I have had the honor to hear similar story's recently...
JAGG I just read this to my dad, he asked if you could send me the link so that he can share it tomorrow at a couple of funerals...
Today The Patriot Guard Riders were there to welcome home one of our local boys...
My dad said it was incredible... I am tearing up just thinking about it... For the almost 60 miles back here to town there were people standing on the both sides of the road way... My dad was saying it was heartbreaking to have to see this young mans two year old daughter and hear her say... "My daddy is home...

*needs a tissue*



If you haven't read the article about the Westboro baptist church going to McAlester Oklahoma on Saturday , then let me fill you in. As you know the Westboro Baptist church protests at Military funerals, holding signs that say God hates fags etc. telling the grieving families they are glad their son or daughter died, because God hates queers. The reason their son or daughter died is because the military allows queers.
When they showed up in McAlester Oklahoma for a funeral, not only did all the people of the town show up , to counter protest against the westboro church, so that no one in the grieving family could hear westboro's hate message, ( all they heard were the towns people saying God Bless America )etc... But when the westboro church returned to there cars , they found their tires slashed , and not one single tire shop in town would repair their tires. They had to call AAA to tow them somewhere else.
I absolutely love this story and I love the people of McAlester for standing up for what is right. I need new tires on my truck, I think I'll drive down to McAlester even though it's 2 and a half hours away, and get some new tires, before the month is out.

[JAGG]

YouTube - Westboro Baptist Thugs Ran Out of Town on 2 Flat Tires - McAlester, OK

[Abigail Crabby]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Q-tD8eW2rE/SYmmftHeS3I/AAAAAAAACi0/N5axdUXGL9I/s400/KidStickingKnifeinElectricSocket.jpg

[justkim]

I do NOT want to write my paper...
But I must...
I do NOT want to write my math final paper...
See the theme?
I DO NOT want to and you can't make me...

[Abigail Crabby]

5sAF8gMN9c0

[lipstixgal]

Weren't the people afraid of the alligators?? I would have been holy mother of g/d

[Abigail Crabby]

Weren't the people afraid of the alligators?? I would have been holy mother of g/d

I know right???

[JustJo]

5sAF8gMN9c0

I guess attitude is everything... :giggle:

[asphaltcowboi]

omg Mz Crabby.. this reminds me of my nephew he used to sit on his bed and pee at the wall sockets to see the sparks.. evil lil shyt

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7Q-tD8eW2rE/SYmmftHeS3I/AAAAAAAACi0/N5axdUXGL9I/s400/KidStickingKnifeinElectricSocket.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/funny-pictures-disco-i-has-it.jpeg?w=500&h=377

[ravfem]

Kiba is now eating a fish & sweet potato dog food (he has an ultra sensitive digestive system) that make his poots smell fishy. yay me.
:fart:

[lipstixgal]

Yeah for me the cpap people are coming to sell me the mask and the machine so I can sleep now well it will be for a while until I get used to the damn thing but hopefully I will be on the mend. HOpefully insurance will take care of the cost because I have no money for it..I want the best one too.

[ravfem]

Football Widow Attacks Boyfriend With Hammer

After using a hammer to bust up a television, a Florida football widow allegedly turned the tool on her live-in boyfriend, striking the NFL fan in the face as he was watching last night’s Patriots-Steelers game, police report.

Byrdie Davis, 47, was collared at around 10:30 last night after allegedly dropping the hammer on the right side of beau Andrew Rosa’s face. Davis was charged with felony aggravated battery for the attack on Rosa, who suffered a laceration under his right eye. Davis and Rosa, cops noted, have been dating for 16 years.

According to a sheriff’s report excerpted here, Rosa was “laying in the living room watching football” when Davis came in and “began to yell at him about watching football.” She then allegedly retrieved a hammer from the kitchen and, in succession, attacked a television set and her boyfriend.

Rosa then left the couple’s home and called cops. Davis, pictured in the above mug shot, was later arrested and booked into the county jail, where she is currently being held.

[Kobi]

Football Widow Attacks Boyfriend With Hammer

After using a hammer to bust up a television, a Florida football widow allegedly turned the tool on her live-in boyfriend, striking the NFL fan in the face as he was watching last night’s Patriots-Steelers game, police report.

Byrdie Davis, 47, was collared at around 10:30 last night after allegedly dropping the hammer on the right side of beau Andrew Rosa’s face. Davis was charged with felony aggravated battery for the attack on Rosa, who suffered a laceration under his right eye. Davis and Rosa, cops noted, have been dating for 16 years.

According to a sheriff’s report excerpted here, Rosa was “laying in the living room watching football” when Davis came in and “began to yell at him about watching football.” She then allegedly retrieved a hammer from the kitchen and, in succession, attacked a television set and her boyfriend.

Rosa then left the couple’s home and called cops. Davis, pictured in the above mug shot, was later arrested and booked into the county jail, where she is currently being held.

:sunglass:

She must have been a disappointed Steelers fan.

[Kobi]

Slim Jims

ARE a food group.

[Daddy Raven]

I just got a T-Mobile myTouch 3G slide, which is like an iPhone, only without the crappy AT&T service. I love this phone! I feel like I have magick at my finger tips! Yes, I'm a techno geek.

[katsarecool]

I had a Spicy Italian sub for lunch from Subway and it was awesome!!!!

[LipstickLola]

I love Barbra Streisand

[Jet]

5sAF8gMN9c0

geezes anne, those gators are more pussy than the cat.

[lipstixgal]

I love Barbra Streisand

Did you see her on Oprah today I did she is great!!

[BestButchBoy]

A genuine smile involves using the eyes and bearing teeth, making you seem kind, caring and most of all approachable.

[Jet]

So what'cha think of the ugly ooglies and The Walking Dead?

[Julien]

I liked the Walking Dead. Have you read the comics? They are great.

[Julien]

Have you ever felt that you were searching for something and you didn't know what it was? It's not an object, possibly not a person. You don't know what it is. All you know is that you need to find it. Maybe all we have to do is look inside ourselves.:deepthoughts:

[Abigail Crabby]

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-11870311283124/clowns-red.gif

[Pixie]

http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles12683.jpg

[Licious]

It is a little known fact, but if you crack necco wafers in the dark, there is bright blue spark along the break line. :) :princess:

[Jet]

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-11870311283124/clowns-red.gif

ha ha ha.........

[Scorp]

I would love to say this to my boss tomorrow, since she's being an asshole....



http://donkeehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Corner_Dumb_Ass.jpg

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/8thaverat.jpg

[Gemme]

Weren't the people afraid of the alligators?? I would have been holy mother of g/d

Probably Floridians. I had a small family of gators in a retention ditch half a block from my home for years. As long as they don't have a sustained food source (read: as long as dumbass humans don't feed them and/or let their small animals run free next to the water line), they pretty much leave everyone alone. Well, except for mating season. They get pretty testy then.

[LipstickLola]

Did you see her on Oprah today I did she is great!!

I usually do not watch Oprah, but I did watch Barbra :)

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I feel like watching a scary movie...but too chicken to do it alone!!!!

[LipstickLola]

Ok, the first 17 minutes of Good Morning America was devoted to the 'Royal Engagement', enough already, LOL

[afixer]

another father talk. :/

[Scorp]

Today may be the day I end up getting fired...I can't hold my tongue anymore and tired of internalizing and am so sick of the fucking bullshit......I'm so irate that I feel my face all red and hot and my head feels like it's gonna explode....

[Abigail Crabby]

http://hd-wallpapers-widescreen.thundafunda.com/plog-content/images/desktop-images/cute-animals/cute-animals-w1kspidersquirrel.jpg

[asphaltcowboi]

It is a little known fact, but if you crack necco wafers in the dark, there is bright blue spark along the break line. :) :princess:

uh huh also if you take those little tubs of powered coffee creamer an put a match to them they will burn like a sparkler!!
i pass on the powdered creamer thanks.

[lipstixgal]

Probably Floridians. I had a small family of gators in a retention ditch half a block from my home for years. As long as they don't have a sustained food source (read: as long as dumbass humans don't feed them and/or let their small animals run free next to the water line), they pretty much leave everyone alone. Well, except for mating season. They get pretty testy then.

So Florida has the gators but hell I wouldn't get that close to them and the cats weren't afraid either, so they will eat small animals huh?? Wow I guess you didn't like Florida because you don't live there anymore??

[BestButchBoy]

Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

[lipstixgal]

Getting ready for dinner and watch some tv its cpap time tonight don't know how I will do if I am going to get any sleep at all!!:blink:

[Quester]

As I am taking another step on my journey fri, just wanted to say thanx to the few of who have offered me support. I've been on this road all my life, just fine tuning now.

[lipstixgal]

As I am taking another step on my journey fri, just wanted to say thanx to the few of who have offered me support. I've been on this road all my life, just fine tuning now.

Good luck on that road!!

[Jet]

baby toys

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr257/lionoflionsman/Picture3-4.png

[lipstixgal]

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr257/lionoflionsman/Picture3-4.png

It reminds me of Alien movie but with a baby??

[Jet]

It reminds me of Alien movie but with a baby??

baby toys......

[lipstixgal]

baby toys......

Oh that's good but still reminds me of the Alien movie

[Jet]

Oh that's good but still reminds me of the Alien movie

it is the Alien movie. That's why I think it's so funny—especially the baby-size pod.

[Pixie]

It is an humbling experience...to accept that you can not fill some of your own needs...

[lipstixgal]

it is the Alien movie. That's why I think it's so funny—especially the baby-size pod.

It is quite funny because of the pod and the monster!!

[Nat]

LvrcdQWzH-8

[torchiegirl]

i <3 Bill Nye ..... i do

[Abigail Crabby]

In keeping with my
clown fetish

http://www.rainbow-stuff.com/post%20pics/wish.jpg

[Rook]

u have Got to be either Desperate for a Job or Greedy as fuck to try out for Hell's Kitchen, I couldn't....seriously...
At the first personal insult of "fuckin cunt" or "Useless Shit"..
I would snap
"U want the Salmon done That bad? Here, take the Pan, the Coat, stuff the Salmon up yer arse, there, it's grilled with garnish ya prick, not even my momma talks to me that way, fuck u"
I'd walk..:yesno:

[scootebaby]

have you ever noticed how some people are just so predictable

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Late night cravings win!!! SOOO BAD!!!!

[rlin]

i am watching the latest Star Trek for prolly the 10th time...
it gives me more flashbacks than any before...

one of the best storylines of any... the way they take liberties to make things happen is equal to no other movie i have seen...

i love this movie!!!

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/001e9906-a796-4156-91a4-ea7dd6a874cc.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/5425f085-98c5-4179-bd84-e63c3c472bb6.jpg