Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[mountainbikedyke]

Dreaming of kissing the homemade strawberry wine from her lips... sweet and sticky, I linger for much more...

[mountainbikedyke]

Fuck! Am I the only one who has a mild stroke when trying to get that damn strip of tape off of a new CD? Jeezus Christ!

[Write14u]

Sitting in coffee houses makes me happy. I'm very happy right now. Things are in the works. :)

[Lady Pamela]

I just wanted to wish you all
A Very Happy St. Pattricks Day!

Be safe out there!...Smile


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[Soon]

Why does my first (serious) boyfriend pop up out of the woodwork only to try to friend my sis on FB? (I'm not on it).

I preferred him away...far away.

She better not have accepted!

[Rook]

My feet hurt....

happy st. patricks Daaaaaay
~wearin my shamrock antennae~
:drunk::cooking:

[Gemme]

Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

If I had only known (and been able to afford) my current stylist back in High School and College, my life would have been entirely different. :bowdown:

I had one....then she moved from WA to FL. :wtf:

For those who cannot appreciate the irony in my life....I moved to WA from FL.

Why does my first (serious) boyfriend pop up out of the woodwork only to try to friend my sis on FB? (I'm not on it).

I preferred him away...far away.

She better not have accepted!

Been there, hid like a :ninja:

[Soon]

tres leches (milk) cake is to DIE for!

[moxie]

Ewan McGregor and Philip Seymour Hoffman together? Now that would be steamy!

[Soon]

Top 10 Anti-Gay Politicians Caught in the Act of Being Gay (http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-anti-gay-activists-caught-being-gay/joanne)

[Lady Pamela]

Happy St Pattricks Day!

Just wanted to share a pic of our lil lucky charm...Smile
This is Gage my grandson..:superfunny:

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[Rook]

:raspberry:
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.
:wtf::wtf:
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity-yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
:seconddoh::deadhorse::deadhorse:
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this!
I am Mister Ed.

:cracked::nyahnyah:

[Apocalipstic]

I can hardly hold my eyes open this morning....I am sitting at my desk wishing I were back between cool sheets in our Sleep Number bed with my Honey.

There is just not enough coffee to penetrate this fog, and I went to bed on time. Spring time change I guess?

:hanging:

[Enchantress]

Early rising, bunches of activity and a perky mother (all before coffee) does not work well for me...

That is all.

[Butterbean]

Nearly killed myself in the shower this morning...must remember to make sure the sucker things are firmly squashed on floor...

[Rook]

Sun's Shining Bright,
I'm washed and dressed, ready to Go....
Bob Evans !! :mohawk::coffee:
Then Dentist :seeingstars:

[Write14u]

My best friend's chihuahua is snuggled up to me and we're all just chilling and talking. It's a good way to start the day.

[Diva]

The day is just SOOOOOOOOOO lovely it's hard to stay indoors!

I have cleared out my planter boxes.....mixed in some additional good earth and have planted my new plants, mulched & watered them.... how exciting.... let the growing commence!

[Gemme]

My abs hurt, I found a couple extra muscles in my quads I didn't know about, and I couldn't be happier! This mixing stuff up thing is WORKING! Woot! :weightlifter:

[Duchess]

GILBERT, AZ — Alliance Defense Fund attorneys filed an appeal (http://www.telladf.org/UserDocs/OATCGilbertAppeal.pdf) Wednesday with the town of Gilbert’s zoning Board of Adjustment to overturn a decision banning churches from meeting, holding Bible studies, or having any other activities in private homes. The pastor of the seven-member Oasis of Truth Church received a cease-and-desist letter (http://www.telladf.org/UserDocs/OATCGilbertLetter.pdf) ordering him to terminate all religious meetings in his home, regardless of their size, nature, or frequency.

~Alliance Defense Fund

[NJFemmie]

What is poop made of?:fart:

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.:seeingstars:

Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. :runforhills:

~courtesy of www.smellypoop.com (http://www.smellypoop.com)

I'm wondering .... how did I miss this post?

oh ... yeah ..... *holding nose*

[JakeTulane]

68 degrees. Fresh haircut. One day of work left. More retail therapy this weekend. Selling 3 pieces of jewlery. 4 special orders requested. It is a beautiful day.

[Duchess]

68 degrees. Fresh haircut. One day of work left. More retail therapy this weekend. Selling 3 pieces of jewlery. 4 special orders requested. It is a beautiful day.

Hi babe..New pic with a fresh haircut would be nice. :)

Duchess

[Enchantress]

I have Sesame Street tunes running through my head ...

[Leigh]

I have Sesame Street tunes running through my head ...


Funny you should mention this, because My sister is currently listening to a dvd of elmo's re-telling of Peter and The Wolf :fudd:


In other news ~ in ten days from today, I will turn 30 :goodscore:

[mountainbikedyke]

~Say what you mean and mean what you say~ It's not all that difficult!

[Rook]

2 things anderson cooper will never live down from today's celebrity jeopardy.....mistakenly saying margareth thatcher over indira gandhi....and losing to cheech marin
:brightbulb::bolt:

[Soft*Silver]

I heard the spring peepers for the first time tonight...

[Leigh]

Well supper was good, but My gallstone isnt liking it though :(

[Gemme]

I think I work with a bunch of baboons.

We work together? :blink:

[Write14u]

Something I never thought I'd ponder: Hmmm, how long will it take to study for the GRE?

[Enchantress]

I.want.to.sleep.

[Diva]

This afternoon, I bought a lime green box cutter.....I giggled all the way home...... I love tools......:eyebat:

[Leigh]

Watching this show called the Police Women of Maricopa County, and a female deputy was called to back up a fellow officer. She gets there and the guy who is charged with a DUI gave the other officer a fake name and date of birth. Well I guess the bad guy realized that he was caught, cuz when he gave the officers the proper info they found out that he was also wanted for murder :blink:

[NJFemmie]

http://julescosby.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/gay_marriage_opponents-1-7312731.jpg

... so THAT'S why I occasionally belch fire.

:sadangel:

[NJFemmie]

We work together? :blink:

Do you see a lot of this around the office?

http://ladyfi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/baboon.jpg

.. cause if so, then yes, yes we do.

[NJFemmie]

I NEED this kitten.

YouTube- Surprised Kitty (Original)

Seriously.
Right now.

[mountainbikedyke]

~In my dirty old hat and crooked little grin~~I'm goin' out with my boots on!~

[Leigh]

I'm glad that My mouth is feeling better and that I can finally begin eating abit more but, I'll be glad when this tooth is pulled and it can heal so I can finally get My partial bottom plate fitted :)

[Kobi]

Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?

[NJFemmie]

Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?



Don't forget about the intentional and (in some cases) unintentional worm.
It crawls.
Ew.

[NJFemmie]

I am always amazed at the people who argue just for the sake of an argument.

:computer2:

[Enchantress]

As heard just now in my mothers kitchen over breakfast...

"Yes, I did vacuum the lawn. Mr. Lawn says that it's the best way to get the grass ready for fertilizers and such and as you know a rake just doesn't do it. So I took the shop vac and vucuumed every inch of it. The next step is to spread the (and I quote) chickeny doo doo"

Oy, and all this before coffee and little sleep ...

[Write14u]

Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?


Ummm, I'm sure my sheep total is zero and my chicken count is much higher than that.

Don't forget about the intentional and (in some cases) unintentional worm.
It crawls.
Ew.

It counts if it's been in tequila? *grin*

I am always amazed at the people who argue just for the sake of an argument.

:computer2:
Well, in actuality, you know, what do you consider arguing, because maybe it's not and well, I don't really want to argue with you about this. *wink*



My puppies smell like the clover that is springing up everywhere in my backyard. I think it's already time to mow and spring is barely here.

[Random]

yesterday it was beautiful.. almost 70..

today it's snowing..

sigh....

[Butterbean]

I am sick and tired, of being sick and tired, of wound care.

[mountainbikedyke]

I miss football!!!

[Apocalipstic]

I miss football!!!

I don't miss football one little bit!

Maybe you can find some women's league games this summer :)

[Leigh]

I've never known another little girl to be so obsessed with pizza ~ My sister had some for lunch barely 2-3 hrs ago and wants more but its not even supper yet :blink:

[Rook]

I used to think Ohio Univ. was full of pompous spoiled brats drinking cheap beer, hunting cheap thrills in their BMW's.
After their shocking win against Georgia, I now know it....:runforhills:

[moxie]

Who knew that a haircut could be so cathartic?
Plus it looks damn good.

[fiercegrrl]

i wish baked good would magically appear.

[Gemme]

Do you see a lot of this around the office?

http://ladyfi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/baboon.jpg

.. cause if so, then yes, yes we do.

I do. We do. :blink:

Did you know in our lifetimes, we each consume 15 cows, 12 sheep, 24 pigs, 900 chickens, and one thousand pounds of other animals that used to fly or swim?



Like Write14u, my lamb intake is much less than the average. Add in a couple more of the cows, pigs and chickens for me to make up for it.

Is it just me having a v-moment, or does the image of all those critters make anyone else's insides churn a bit? :seeingstars::doh:

yesterday it was beautiful.. almost 70..

today it's snowing..

sigh....

So, what you are REALLY saying is that it's the perfect time to prepare for a trip down South?

*grin*

[Write14u]

I miss football!!!

Football season is when I enjoy being a sports writer most. Watching the best league in the nation (SEC) on a weekly basis with 90-100,000 fans in the stadium, the smells of fall and tailgating. It's pretty dang awesome.

On the random side, I'm considering getting out of the business, going back to school and discovering a much better paying career.

[Random]

I do. We do. :blink:



Like Write14u, my lamb intake is much less than the average. Add in a couple more of the cows, pigs and chickens for me to make up for it.

Is it just me having a v-moment, or does the image of all those critters make anyone else's insides churn a bit? :seeingstars::doh:



So, what you are REALLY saying is that it's the perfect time to prepare for a trip down South?

*grin*

Why yes... yes it is...

[moxie]

It feels good but hurts at the same time and you are puzzled because you aren't quite sure what to think of it. Yeah, it's like that.

[Write14u]

It's cute when my puppies fight to be the one that snoozes on my shoulders. Usually, I have to settle things and let my little girl up there. She's more finicky.

[UofMfan]

I think I am going to be sick.

[Enchantress]

The number 15 ...

[NJFemmie]

Today is a depressing day. It's amazing how a little furball could leave such an enormous space of empty when it's gone.

Shaolyn "Shooshie" Aug 1992 - Mar 2010

You were always my favorite girl.

[Diva]

NJ....I'm holding You in my heart....little fur balls hold ours forever, don't You think?

I have another dear friend who is grieving today, as well.....and I'm holding Him in my heart, too.....

Grief is a wicked bitch.

[NJFemmie]

NJ....I'm holding You in my heart....little fur balls hold ours forever, don't You think?

I have another dear friend who is grieving today, as well.....and I'm holding Him in my heart, too.....

Grief is a wicked bitch.





Thank you, Janey. *hugs*

[Ms. Meander]

My horoscope for today, starts out like this:
"Oh, my. You're a bit angry today, aren't you?"

LOL! That's right, people - stand back! (how did they know?!?!?) :4femme:

[Mister Bent]

Margaret Moth (http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/03/21/margaret.moth.obit/index.html?hpt=P1)

[UofMfan]

I just ordered pancakes from McDonald's, again.

Ms. E, you are a bad influence!

[Duchess]

Daily Horoscopes for Sagittarius......

Even if you’ve got an all-day flight or you’ve run out of reading (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/#) material, you find ways to amuse yourself under any circumstances today. Your social energy means you’ve got friends everywhere!

(This is amusing because all I can think about is not being fucked with today...lol)

[violaine]

laughter is the best medicine

:rollcat:

[Lady Pamela]

This is a piece from my blog:


Take time to appriciate those you love now!

To often I hear from people,
I should have! If I only would have!
Why didn't I do that? Or similar things.

We have no promise other than this minute.
We can do whatever we choose to do, Now!
Nothing is more important than this second in time!

Here is an example of one I did.:
My brother who was still in his 40's at the time. Was alawys asking me to come and enjoy time and sit in his hot tub. Well time and time again I said,"Awesome! I would love to. We will have to set a date to do that."

Time passed and this simply didn't happen.Life had to many things going on for me to take out 1 or 2 hours to simply do it. I had babies to attend to. Meals to make. Meetings to attend. And we can't forget,a house that was dirty and had to be cleaned.

Time passed and now he had offered this for well over 6 months. I never forgot, I simply was just to busy to take time out to play.

One day while I was doing my norml changing diapers/cooking/chasing kids etc. ... There was a knock at the door. It was two of my family members standing there. Both looking very serious. I invited them in and shortly after, they told me my brother had died in a snowmobile accient.My world was crushed. I could not concieve what was being said let alone absorb the news.

I am not saying I hold guilt for not going to visit with him. But what I am saying is, I chose to do things that could have waited instead of creating a lasting memory with my brother.. Had I have chosen to go and spend time,we would have been a wonderful and cherrished memory now!

By the way, I do not recall what I cleaned or did that days I chose not to go...See what I mean!

Sharing moments together is what this life is all about. The connection of the sharing between two souls the key. Memories created through each of those times is what keeps you alive when you pass. It is also what helps those left behind to endure and heal.


Tell those you love today,that you love them. Let them hear from you face to face,the beautiful things you see in them. Remind them of of cherrished memorries you hold dear to your heart,about them. For tomorrow you may be saying, "If I would have only.....!"

A POEM:

Be Mindful of the Moment
bY: Neil Harding McAlister


The here and now is all we hold through times of joy and sorrow.

We may watch fulsome years unfold -- or may not see tomorrow.

Be mindful of the moment. Pay attention to each one.

The past has fled beyond our grasp, the future’s yet to come.



There is no way to measure what ensuing days might bring,

So seize the utmost pleasure found in every daily thing.

The road of life is far too short: no need to travel fast.

Investigate the wonders that lie strewn along the path.



The tender leaves on springtime trees, rough pebbles on the ground,

The snowflakes drifting on the breeze that fall without a sound,

Are all unique and precious, if we take the time to see.

No two have been identical in all eternity.



Is this not true of people too? Be mindful, then, of each.

Both strangers and those close to you have useful things to teach.

The two of us part richer if we pass the time of day,

And don’t just brush each other off, then hurry on our way.



Preoccupied by urgent schemes of business, love or power,

By gambling on our future dreams, we lose the present hour.

A life is forged of moments linked together like a chain.

Live each in full -- for down this road we shall not pass again.


http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/16/now-watch.jpg

[Ms. Meander]

There are beet greens in my salad and I don't hate it.

[Write14u]

I like the rain. Even though I've showered today, I might take a walk in the rain later, then a shower to warm up.

[Corkey]

I'm getting really, really, really sick of hearing repugs try to tell me that they want to deny the average citizen the coverage they get, because they are in Congress. Fuck them! You can bet there will be changes this coming election cycle!:angry::mad::beatcomputer: off my:soapbox: in other news......

[moxie]

Sam Rockwell kicks ass.

[BestButchBoy]

I don't get invited to too many poetry slams, I'll tell you that.

[Diva]

I believe that Jumping To Conclusions should be an Olympic sport......there are so many who are quite gifted in the sport! And there appears to be no Rule Book!

Piece o' cake!:olympics:

[Corkey]

New series "Life" on Discovery tonight. If you loved "Planet Earth", you're gonna be blown away by this!

[Diva]

New series "Life" on Discovery tonight. If you loved "Planet Earth", you're gonna be blown away by this!



Oh yes, I can hardly wait!!!

[moxie]

You know what they say about assuming...
But I seem to be the only one that turned out to be an ass. :|

[Rook]

whoever named that Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajokull was either High as a Kite, Fucked in the head, or frost bitten in funny places....gawds [ careful kiwi's, i've been shown some Dandy natural landscape names in NZ -snicker- :thumbsup: ]

[mountainbikedyke]

Ummm, ever been turned on unexpectedly by something you never thought would do it for you? NOW, I am totally intrigued with it... WOW!

[Sachita]

Ummm, ever been turned on unexpectedly by something you never thought would do it for you? NOW, I am totally intrigued with it... WOW!

wow you gotta share. what did you find?


hmmmm random stuff....

I'm bummed, wanted to go fishing today but have a sore throat. The only thing that made it better was it was cloudy.

but hell I want some of what you got into! lol

[Abigail Crabby]

Just posting cuz I'm sickie poo - and looking for tea and sympathy lol

[Rook]

~shares Tea~

on a seperate note..
I'm still kicking myself for not buying those krispy kremes....
:fallenangel:

[blackboot]

sad day...lost the sweet neighborhood bunny to a car going too fast down our street...we are just heartbroken.

[NJFemmie]

Ambien doesn't always help.

[JakeTulane]

Just when you think you have seen it all. Someone shows you something that is just unreal. ... and very eye opening.

[Sachita]

Sometimes desire overrides reality and you're left disappointed, ashamed at your choices and mistakes. Sometimes you have to take a few steps back, reevaluate and figure out how to work things. Life is full of lessons and if you watch the processes of nature, mother nature you see how she knows the right time to present a storm, a flood, a fire and even through the most devastation something spectacular emerges. The only compass you really need for this life is being true to yourself and honest with others.

[Diva]

The beginning of the Life Series on Discovery was breath~taking.....though I couldn't watch the cheetahs taking down the female ostrich.....it broke my heart to see the male crying for her.


Of course, he ran off and left her to be killed......that's a whole other series......

[Diva]

Betty White's going to be hosting SNL on May 8th!!!!!! How NEAT!!!

[Rook]

while watching an episode of star trek NG, in my groggy state of mind, I mumbled "well, Data , you have now graduated from walking talking empathic Encyclopedia...to Walking Talking, emotionally Stunted Dildo, mazel tov"

on a separate note, Rose Nylund...ermm..Betty White..is my shero...
:bowdown::king::D

[Write14u]

For some reason, it always cracks me up when I get Sir-ed. Poor guy today had no chance. I was standing sideways (reducing boobs) AND wearing a fleece. AND had a hat on. LOL It was kinda funny.

[mountainbikedyke]

I was out to dinner Friday night and went into the bathroom. I had just closed the door to the stall when a woman poked her head into the abthroom and said, "This is the women's bathroom!" I said, " I AM a woman, but thanks for the concern!" :) Poor thing! I'm taller and have short hair and I'm sure she only saw me from behind...

I'm so used to it and it doesn't bother me so I don't get mad about it.

[Write14u]

Yeah, MBD....It's the same for me. My hair is very short and spikey...and faux-hawked. I get some hellacious looks in the bathroom. And I have friends that get it worse than me. It merely amuses me. I answer to about anything.

[Leigh]

I gotta agree here with Mountain and Write ........ even though I identiy as an FTM, I'm not going through any physical changes as of yet and still have to use the women's washroom. Its great when little old ladies or even just women in general will give Me looks for walking into the bathroom, I just laugh cuz honestly I think its hilarious :D

[violaine]

Fledglings:
Baby birds that are beginning to leave the nest are called “fledglings”. Their flight feathers haven't fully developed, but they can flutter from branch to branch. Don't be alarmed if you see a fledgling on the ground. It could be taking a rest from its first flight or it could be waiting for one of its parents to feed it. Do not attempt to replace such a youngster in the nest. Leaving the nest is a part of their normal development and it is best not to interfere with the process.

http://www.birdrescuecenter.org/faq2.htm#bb1

[Diva]

There's nothin' like a nice collection of terra cotta pots.....

[Write14u]

I've been pleasantly surprised at my ability to carry out "meatless Mondays" for a month now. I will say that it's led to some interesting food choices. Oh, and I'm in no danger of becoming vegetarian anytime soon. Still. It's been cool.

[Butterbean]

Violante, your post brought up a memory from long ago when I was around 8.
The neighbor girl and I happened upon a bird nest in a tree and we removed it.

My parents were home so we took it over there first. Across the board, it was a "No, put it back," from my mom and my dad, with an explanation of what we had done and what was to be the result.

So, we went to her house with the nest and I learned the next day, her parents had allowed her to keep it because she wanted it.

For days, I heard all about the feedings and delightful encounters from the neighbor girl. I was pretty ticked off about it all. My mom tried to explain that the reason they would not allow me to keep the nest.

One day, I realized I hadn't heard any more bird stories for a bit and asked the neighbor girl about it.

She only said this: "They died."

I learned a lot about my parents' character that day.

Fledglings:
Baby birds that are beginning to leave the nest are called “fledglings”. Their flight feathers haven't fully developed, but they can flutter from branch to branch. Don't be alarmed if you see a fledgling on the ground. It could be taking a rest from its first flight or it could be waiting for one of its parents to feed it. Do not attempt to replace such a youngster in the nest. Leaving the nest is a part of their normal development and it is best not to interfere with the process.

http://www.birdrescuecenter.org/faq2.htm#bb1

[violaine]

for sharing your story. it carries with it a great message :)

keeping an eye on the family pets while fledglings are on the ground is also a good idea.

thank you-

belle

[Enchantress]

When I woke this morning my mother was tied up on a telephone call. This allowed me to have coffee prior to inane demands being placed on my time (gotta love her)! Yay!

[Rook]

my younger brother's the general manager of a sandwich shop called jimmy john's..
it's in the middle of Campus, so..I always hear the strangest anecdotes about orders placed..
this morning in utter boredom, I wanted to call {when I do, either mum or my brother take a quick 4 minute break-ish} and since they're short staffed today [spring break] bro took orders too apparently

Bro : good mornin, jimmy johns bla bla bla*promo line* how can we help you?
Me: -nasal deep voice- Yes yes, may I have a gargantuan Unwich??"
Bro: "of course sir, anything else?"
Me : ~slightly surprised he doesn't recognize me~" uh, yesh, do joo have guac?"
Bro : "it'll cost extra, but we certainly do, would u like to make it a combo?"
Me : "It'll cost a lot if u actually wrote that stuff down, dingaling"
Bro :"OMG, u fu-- *whispered hiss* we're in the middle of an inspection...I could kill you and get away with it"
Me: "heh heh heh, good luck, if u get out early bring me a cherry coke, there, you're saved"[click]

:seesaw::fallenangel:

[Canela]

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2010/03/23/free-cone-today-at-ben-and-jerrys/?icid=main|main|dl6|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walletp op.com%2Fblog%2F2010%2F03%2F23%2Ffree-cone-today-at-ben-and-jerrys%2F

[Rook]

http://f.e.starz.com/i/37/1382906565/100323_Bunny_SV.HTML

[Leigh]

A friend of Mine (FTM) will know tomorrow if his top surgery will be covered or not ......... that would truly be a cause to celebrate :)

[Rook]

1 pup
2 pups
3 ducks
moo....
:formalbow:

[Apocalipstic]

I am so stressed I am almost numb. Collateral dama sucks. Good thing its hair salon night! Chillin while lovely ladies make my hair beautiful. Yeay.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Apocalipstic,

I had a day like that last week. I need a haircut too. It always relaxes me. I hope you enjoy your day of beauty.

Today I came across 2 of my frogs. They were waiting for their house I put out each year for them. It is like they were just waiting for me.

[Gemme]

When I woke this morning my mother was tied up on a telephone call. This allowed me to have coffee prior to inane demands being placed on my time (gotta love her)! Yay!


I read this as: "When I woke this morning, my mother was tied up with a telephone cord."

I thought, "You too?"

:blink:

[moxie]

I need someone here to twirl my hair so I will fall asleep. Doing it myself just isn't the same and I need to sleep. I have to be on top of things to advocate some serious shit tomorrow. ugh.

[Rook]

im paying more attention to the constant commercial for the new dr. who...
:blink:
I still think the new one's sub-par...but... other whovians tell me to give it a try, tennant was considered sub-par too
:hrmph:

[Butterbean]

I'm going camping this summer and I just can't wait.

[Write14u]

I almost left off an honest-to-goodness, real-life, paid-for color ad from one of our ads tonight. :|
Ummm, that would not have gone over well.
And then, I almost left my roomie at work (he rode there with me). :|
Ummm, I think I was distracted today at work.

[Write14u]

Umm, where is that thread for those who imbibed too much? *smile*

[Lady Pamela]

What made me happy was:

My 12th granbaby was born on the 24thth.
She is 7 lbs. 2 ounces 19 inches long

Both mom and baby are doing well.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s259/dhernandez420/its-a-girl.gif

[AtLast]

What made me happy was:

My 12th granbaby was born on the 24thth.
She is 7 lbs. 2 ounces 19 inches long

Both mom and baby are doing well.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s259/dhernandez420/its-a-girl.gif

CONGRATS!!! I bet she is beautiful, just like her Grammy!!! Grandparents RAWK, Grand Babies Rawk!!!

A new little :angel:

[Write14u]

Rock band is hard when you've had one too many screwdrivers. *grin*

[Apocalipstic]

Rain makes me want to sleep in!

[NJFemmie]

I can't stand emotional vampires.

[Just_G]

I love school, even if I AM the oldest one in all my classes!! :thumbsup:

[NJFemmie]

Some people are just ..... creepy.

[Rook]

I need more hot cereal.....
And Coffee
:twitch:

[moxie]

I hate being this early for meetings. I have 30 minutes to do nothing except fiddle around on the berry when I have so many other things I could do at my office. :|

[NJFemmie]

http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_pms.jpg

[Beau]

pelvic ultrasound completed, mammogram this afternoon --
seriously, what more could a butch ask for?

YouTube- I Enjoy Being A Girl Flower Drum Song Movie


:|

[Liam]

Twice this month, I have had femme friends come to me, and complain to me about some butch being rude to them. Both butches present themselves as Tops, which I confess, I find difficult to believe, given their behavior.

So...for the record, no means no. So stop leaving nasty little voicemails and stop sending hateful personal messages, and walk away with dignity and some semblance of self-control. On the other hand, you two make me look real good, perhaps you should continue to behave like brats.

[WingsOnFire]

:deepthoughts: decisions.. decisions.. take a nap :moonstars: or make no bake cookies :chef::chocolate:

:nailbitin:

ooohh ok, bake no bake cookies.. eat several THEN take a nap... :waitinggirl:

[Jet]

I'm single, self sufficient, great houskeeper, great cook and really able to take care of my own home. That makes me the Toastmaster General.

[moxie]

I was told today that I look like I am married.
How does one "look" married?

[Jet]

Just because you feel something doesn't necessarily make it true or valid

[Write14u]

Coffee just might be the single greatest invention ever. Could I get an IV, please?

[Soft*Silver]

the tops of my feet are stone cold. The bottoms are warm....

[Butterbean]

I am so cozy in my gray sweatsuit today. :hangloose: Slummin'

[Enchantress]

My pup is afraid of the shiny, new, cherry wood, door jam in my mothers remodeled closet and wouldn't step over it to leave said space.

[Gemme]

My boss is totally breathing down my neck tonight, which is not necessarily a bad thing, as I like having hot, steamy breath on the back of my neck (quite a bit, frankly) but not by my BOSS. Ick factor engaged!

[Enchantress]

I am extraordinarily exhausted, but feel slightly odd about going to bed at 8:30 pm. Will I be awake at 3:00 am? If so, will Lulu want to take a walk? Should I simply stay awake so that I may avoid any and all things irregular?

[SuperFemme]

I am extraordinarily exhausted, but feel slightly odd about going to bed at 8:30 pm. Will I be awake at 3:00 am? If so, will Lulu want to take a walk? Should I simply stay awake so that I may avoid any and all things irregular?

This seems to be a recurring theme.
Go to bed.
Immediately.

Then?

We'll find out if you awake at 3:00 am because you shall sign on here and tell us.

We blame Lulu.

:dance1:

[Enchantress]

This seems to be a recurring theme.
Go to bed.
Immediately.

Then?

We'll find out if you awake at 3:00 am because you shall sign on here and tell us.

We blame Lulu.

:dance1:

Then let it be known that any and all informercial purchases will have to be acknowledged as well (another fear)..

Ha!

[apretty]

obsessively checking on my a&p grade, please post test scores now, teach!

[Jet]

I'm watching the Scarlett and The Black based on a true story of a Cardinal who help thousands of jews escape through the vatican during the occupation. Christopher Plummer and Gregory Peck. Excellent story as to how he disguised himself and moved hundreds underneath the Nazis noses.
Incredible courage, but its the ending that's the clincher.

[WILDCAT]

I'm just randomly posting this 'cause I feel like it.

Thanks...


:chocolate:

[Rook]

Was swaying in my office chair, and "Clash of the Titans" promo came up..Mind u, I do wanna see it [I love 3-D...Tron's next]
However..
Classics shouldn't be re-Vamped, Remade, etc etc..
That's why they're Classics..
To be enjoyed as a time capsule of sorts..
Can you imagine if , say, "Gone with The Wind" were re-Made?
What's Rhett gonna do at the end?
"Frankly, you snobby little sniveling 'ho, go fuck yourself' ~ flips Birdie~
What's Scarlett gonna say?
"That two-faced hustlin' fucker, I'll find his egotistic ass with a GPS & Google Earth....Tomorrow !!"

Don't get me started with "Casablanca"....:sugarglider:
Leave 'em alone, let them stay as is, that's their Charm...

:3stooges:

[SuperFemme]

Adele only knows ONE time zone. :loveletter:

[Lady Pamela]

Just stopping by while I have a second to breathe to say hello to everyone. Nothing fancy to say...Smile

But I am home from the hospital and baby and mom are no doing well.
Have a wonderful evening/morning!

My 12th grandbaby.
This is her precious lil hand in mine.



http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h184/born2bdiffrient/GrandmaandShyAnnsfubgers.jpg

[SuperFemme]

Clash of the Titans led to CA being broke.

[Enchantress]

There's nothing worse than being comfy and half asleep when your phone rings and startles you.

But wait, it gets better.

It's your slightly off center sister calling to tell you about some ridiculous drama (which you don't do of course).

Which then manages to wake you up (not too mention she asks "why are you asleep it's only 9:00 pm?") and make you very unhappy, and shockingly, (read: sarcasm) not sleepy any longer.

Yep, the infomercials are looking pretty darn good right about now.

[Write14u]

Got up wayyyy earlier than normal, particularly after working til midnight last night. Horrible night of sleep (thanks pup dogs), but you know what? It's going to be a great day.
Friends and family coming in to give me a hella hard time. You can't beat that.
Have a great day, everyone!

[Licious]

when i sneeze, i make a funny sound like curly from the three stooges. oh gosh, femme wiles bedarned.... :simplelaugh:

[Enchantress]

Is there anything better than volcanic mud on ones face early on a Saturday morning? I think not (okay, there may be but right now this is all I've got)!

[moxie]

I look like a goober when I am smiling in pictures.

[Gemme]

I look like a goober when I am smiling in pictures.

No more than me. See? :cheesy: :bucktooth:

[JakeTulane]

The human race amazes Me daily.


*where is NJ when I need a gas mask*

[Rook]

the new V season starts the 30th March
{ Anna....yumm...don't care if she's a lizard queen:frog:}

[Gemme]

I am so flippin' irritated, I could spit nails! :rant:

Okay, tonight has been lovely. I don't get a lot of 'family' around these parts (at least none that come to see me in my workplace) and tonight I had not only an adorable butch with long blonde hair all dressed up but I had a lovely couple from Seattle come over. Everything went fine with the butch and I sent her off to her room...alone...*ahem*....riiiiight (but who am I to judge?) and then the couple comes in and they take a look around and we talk and they decide to check a few other places out.

I tell them who to look for, who to avoid and general 'you are here' stuff. They leave and then come back about 15 minutes later. The clerk on duty at a 'sister' company BLATANTLY rebuked them and exhibited all the signs of being a prejudiced jackass. So, I gave them the information they needed to lodge a complaint and I talked to them a little more before they left to check another place out. I felt so bad for them and wished that the room they really wanted wasn't already occupied.

Irritated, I say! :rant:

[UofMfan]

I thought the Formula1 race was at 1:00 a.m. when in fact it is at 1:00p.m.This has thrown all my evening plans out of whack. What next?

[Rook]

tonight on history international channel {after Steel Magnolias} : "sex in ancient history : Pompeii, world's oldest brothels, history of prostitution & sexual slavery ".....I'm sold...-grabs krispy kreme
:paw::goodscore::paw:

[morningstar55]

question of the day................ how can a loaf of Unopen bread, be 2 weeks old and have NO mold on it??? would YOU eat it?? it looks ok.. smells ok.... hmmmmmm and then even AFTER opening it days days later it still shows NO sign of mold... hmmmmmm

[JakeTulane]

That your life can change in a split second and how happy you can be for it. Everything truly does happen for a reason.

[JakeTulane]

question of the day................ how can a loaf of Unopen bread, be 2 weeks old and have NO mold on it??? would YOU eat it?? it looks ok.. smells ok.... hmmmmmm and then even AFTER opening it days days later it still shows NO sign of mold... hmmmmmm



*laughs hard*... morningstar.. I am loving the "peep show"...

[morningstar55]

*laughs hard*... morningstar.. I am loving the "peep show"...


lol .. thanx..... im buying a bunch for this summers camping trips.. if i get to go on any.. for toasting ..lol
was thinking of getting yellow chix n the pink bunnies and making shishkabob toasted peeps.. yes?? no??
anyways just a thought

[Enchantress]

I just has the most amazing shower in the history of showers. Luxuriating in sweet smelling soap, sea salt scrub and fabulous silky, heated, water...

In a word: Delectable!

[Rook]

~Rinnnnng~:phonegab:
Me: 'Sup?'
Brother:"I was checking my neighbors, on facebook y'know..and u gotta feed your pet, and tend the farm"
Me: "Was there some really important reason for u to call?"
Bro :" Mum wanted to know if u needed eggs"
Me: "Nahh, I got enuff till the 3rd"
Bro : "Farmville eggs?"
Me ~sputtering~ "Get bent"[click]

~rrrriiiing:phonegab:
Me: "'allooox?"
Mum : "Did u bother with your garden today? or your Cafe"
Me : :angry: "Mum...u know I love u right?"
Mum : "of course"-snicker snicker-
Me: "Unless it's really...a pressing issue...try not to call, u know how I loathe the phone..
Mum : "I bet if that gurl called, u'd be paying attention to your stuff...-hmpf-
Me : "That......gurl....despises facebook, and lately, I'm starting to understand why"
Mum : "I can do it for u ...Im bored"
Me : "u two keep up, and you will see just how Terribly neglectful I can be with my games, Bendición Mami, bye"
:annoyed::beatcomputer:
So....yeah..My day thus far has been peaceful otherwise.

[Gemme]

question of the day................ how can a loaf of Unopen bread, be 2 weeks old and have NO mold on it??? would YOU eat it?? it looks ok.. smells ok.... hmmmmmm and then even AFTER opening it days days later it still shows NO sign of mold... hmmmmmm

What kind of bread? :blink:

Oh, and where was it kept?

[morningstar55]

What kind of bread? :blink:

Oh, and where was it kept?

all kinds of bread...... oatmeal, rye, i keep it in my micro wave in the truck..
when im home sometimes i get kiaser rolls. but i only get like 4 cuz they go stale super fast.

[Gemme]

all kinds of bread...... oatmeal, rye, i keep it in my micro wave in the truck..
when im home sometimes i get kiaser rolls. but i only get like 4 cuz they go stale super fast.

And none of them got moldy?

[morningstar55]

And none of them got moldy?

....... nope.....
[CENTER]

[Gemme]

....... nope.....


You got a magic vortex in your truck's microwave then. :blink:

[morningstar55]

You got a magic vortex in your truck's microwave then. :blink:

ummm ??? ........ lol ....... i think i need to just get all fresh bread.. lol

[Gemme]

ummm ??? ........ lol ....... i think i need to just get all fresh bread.. lol

I meant that that's unusual that you would not have any sign of aging at all on any of the loaves. Your microwave must have special powers. :)

Give the bread to the birdies!

[moxie]

I could eat Greek food all day every day for the rest of my life.

[Enchantress]

I have a pain in my neck (literally not figuratively) and it's making me a bit sour puss like. No joke

[Jet]

Nothing is more aggravating than recording a movie and having direct TV go out because of rain. My movie just got ruined.

[Enchantress]

...that having nothing to eat in the house could end up so delicious. Whole wheat pita, deli turkey breast, crumbled feta and sliced roma tomatoes with a drizzle of vinagrette = yummy.

[Jet]

Good dinner tonight. Baked chicken with whole garlic, baked potato and apples on the stove, ( cinnamon, brown sugar butter, topped with half and half)

[friskyfemme]

question of the day................ how can a loaf of Unopen bread, be 2 weeks old and have NO mold on it??? would YOU eat it?? it looks ok.. smells ok.... hmmmmmm and then even AFTER opening it days days later it still shows NO sign of mold... hmmmmmm
It's definitely full of preservatives! But you probably won't grow another leg or anything! I say go for it. :)

[moxie]

multiple regression.
*shudder*

[Enchantress]

I have the strangest urge to watch St. Elmos Fire.

*blink*

(don't judge)

[SuperFemme]

I identify with the chick wearing the girdle in St. Elmo's fire.

Talk about a mood killer....

[Enchantress]

I was just about to edit my post to write that I once told my sister she looked like Mare Winningham (the girl in the girdle). She didn't speak to me for almost a month. To this day, she snarles at me when it comes to mind.

Who knew.

[Gemme]

I slashed my finger on a sticky note. Two bandaids later and it is under control. :blink:

[SuperFemme]

I slashed my finger on a sticky note. Two bandaids later and it is under control. :blink:

Oh puh-lease. Just rub some dirt on it and go back to work.


I was just about to edit my post to write that I once told my sister she looked like Mare Winningham (the girl in the girdle). She didn't speak to me for almost a month. To this day, she snarles at me when it comes to mind.

Who knew.

Ahahahahahaha. Tell your sister to chillax. Mare is cute.

[JakeTulane]

My BFF and I having a "catch up" phone call and her words "did you look at that photo... it is a hairless chihuahua....so scary." I might have actually sent My beverage down the wrong pipe on that one.

[Gemme]

Oh puh-lease. Just rub some dirt on it and go back to work.



Dirt is unprofessional, so I'm told. I have suggested mud baths and mud wrestling to spice things up and jumpstart some more revenue but management still says no.

[cara]

I am bringing home empty boxes from work. Surely some sort of mad woman has possessed me? I didn't have enough of this last year?

:|

[SuperFemme]

Dirt is unprofessional, so I'm told. I have suggested mud baths and mud wrestling to spice things up and jumpstart some more revenue but management still says no.

Bastids. Offer up jello wrestling. Nobody can turn that down...xoxo on your booboo

[Rook]

while taking a relaxing Shower:bath:
I started thinking about paul mooney's segment in stand-up Comedy
In there he picks apart sex and the city, he remarked "them chicken legs lil bitch whatcha call it....sex and no titties?"
I did mumble "now hold up.Last I checked, Samantha...had some Very decent tits & dont go dissing Miranda either, dont care if she fucks men on HBO, or IMAX.:perv:
In the real real? cynthia got herself a Hella good Butch [ a pity it aint me, but I digress]...
:seesaw:

[moxie]

Human bite marks that broke the skin and a swollen jaw... looks fabulous. Now see me already dammit...I am sick of waiting and it hurts!

[Lady Pamela]

Getting ready for summer...Drum Circle...Rainbow Gathering and the camp out we all do together..About 500 campers...Yippieee
Doin a happy dance...It isn't far!


Drum circle people and gathering...I love it there.

YouTube- Liberty park drum circle slc 8.2.09

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r320/artistniko/DancerAnimated.gif

[Rook]

I got bored...
So..
I grabbed a pic of a character that always crax me up....
and..

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/RookFB-1.jpg

:hiding:

[morningstar55]

i think i need to go bk to bed...... :worried::cough:

[Enchantress]

I can't post a song on the "What are you listening to now" thread unless the YouTube box actually shows up. When it's just the link I have to delete it because the look of the post bothers me. Odd but true.

*blink*

[Jess]

that's my shit, that's all I'm sayin

YouTube- KATT WILLIAMS: Every Day I'm Hustlin'

[Enchantress]

The new season of Deadliest Catch starts on April 13 sans Captain Phil : (

[sweetcali]

Why is there always one shoe on the side of the highway? Why isn't there ever a pair of shoes; it is always one shoe?

sweetcali

[cinderella]

Why isn't there any interesting conversations going on? Well, I guess it depends on the subject, I suppose.

Ok. Here's the deal. I am old-fashioned - meaning, I abide by the old-school rules, etc. I am a femme who is an achronisim. I am out of my element most of the time (should I confess and say 'always'), and am so 'out of it' that it's difficult to find folks to talk to.

I could go further into this discussion, but I am very tired right now, so I won't. Just want to say, that I wish I could find some old-fashioned minded folks to talk to - maybe I'm on the wrong website...

[Write14u]

I freaking love my new tattoo. (not so much having to sleep on it tonight, but love the tat)

[apretty]

i'm starving! i could eat the village people! :ymca:








. i bet the cowboy tastes like chicken.

[Butterbean]

Beginning this afternoon, I am not supposed to drink coffee for 24 hours.
That's really gonna suck.

[NJFemmie]

Rain. I'm so over it already.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cats-umbrella-rain-flood.jpg

[moxie]

My face and arm are a nice dark shade to match my black/grey ensemble today.
Color coordination is where it's at.

[Enchantress]

I want my own barista, chef, masseuse and dog walker this morning.

[UofMfan]

I could never call a woman a "chick" or a "lass", it just seems so crass. It reeks of male chauvinism.

[sylvie]

i am 37 yrs old and i've never tried coffee or tea..
most people find that very strange about me, LOL.

[afixer]

" little bits of me were raining down all over the place."

[Soon]

i am 37 yrs old and i've never tried coffee or tea..
most people find that very strange about me, LOL.

:| strange, indeed! wow!

[Kenna]

So.... I know I'm really cracking up and my brain has got some serious blank spots after all the recent flood of events.... when I open my fridge to put the new carton of eggs away and find FIVE AND A HALF DOZEN eggs already there!!! What on earth am I gonna do with that many eggs!! I can't very well start a chicken hatchery!!

Ummmmm.... my brain is saying "ON OVERLOAD.... ON OVERLOAD!"

Before I left for my dad's funeral, I had bought an extra carton of eggs to make REAL pickled eggs (here in PA at the deli, they don't use vinegar, sugar, beet juice and cinnamon to make theirs... just beet juice).... when I got back from the funeral, I forgot all about my extra eggs and when I was shopping I thought "Ummmm, I could really go for some REAL pickled eggs"... so I bought MORE EGGS!!

Anyone want some REAL pickled eggs, deviled eggs, egg salad, egg sandwiches, egg gravy, scrambled eggs or MORE eggs?? Cuz I think my brain is already scrambled!!

...... I'm off to make some REAL pickled eggs.... about 3 dozen worth!

Ohhhhh maybe I should make Easter Eggs? Anyone wanna loan me a few kids to volunteer to mess up my kitchen with food coloring and sparkles??

[Rook]

2nd Season of V the final battle {new one}....
TONIGHT !!!!!

:trampoline:

[Pixie]

Wew paycheck......BOOOOO bills!

[Enchantress]

Sometimes it just feels so amazing to get undressed at the end of the day, make a delicious dinner and curl up on the sofa with a bit of television. I have that *content* feeling that simply comes with being alive.

[Rook]

:blink:
I no longer have a Crush on "Visitor" Queen Anna.....
:candle::eek::candle:
That was just.....fucked ...poor Drone...tsktsk
:runforhills:

[Enchantress]

I just realized I have a bag of cheddar fishies! Time to munch while I watch "V"!

[Lady Pamela]

http://lustyprofiles.com/pics/comments/How_Are_You/0016.gif

Feel free to message and tell me how you are...Smile

[Kobi]

I'm thinking my tv turning itself off and on is not a good sign. Better mark down 2010 as the year to replace every freakin electrical thing.

[Lady Pamela]

Just wishing you all a very great day!


http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd281/kayla_xander/hump%20day/HappyHumpDay-2-1.jpg

[MsTinkerbelly]

A squirrel just ran by my office door.:farmshotgun:

[SuperFemme]

yeah. happy hump day.

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/1_ugly_people.jpg

[Cyclopea]

http://www.hauntedventures.com/2007NEWTEMPLATES/EasterCostumes/EasterBunnies/SmileyRabbit.jpg

[Diva]

It's payback time!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea for Karma!!!

:pile:

[Pixie]

Giggling about pic swap.... *snicker*

[Gemme]

yeah. happy hump day.

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/1_ugly_people.jpg



But, really, how does she wash her face??? :thinking::doh:

[Enchantress]

It's raining, but I'm contemplating braving the elements for dinner. I suppose I should make a decision soon based on the time..

[moxie]

Sleepytime Tea has no actual tea in it.
Isn't that false advertising?

Sleepytime hot beverage doesn't have a nice ring to it.

[afixer]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff27/plokmqaz85/womans-sexy-and-weird-body-tattoo.jpg

[Jet]

I'm so upset for my baby, Sandra......

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/a-line/sandra-bullock-didn-t-pose-for-those-magazine-covers/421

[Enchantress]

Popsicles are delicious late at night!

[Pixie]

But, really, how does she wash her face??? :thinking::doh:


That was a girl???

[JakeTulane]

Listening to the jingle of keys... then tossing a windchime and a rabbit.

[WingsOnFire]

Wew paycheck......BOOOOO bills!
Hiya bestie... boooo bills!! I hates em! Ucky.. Mean... Ohhhh chocolate!! :eatthebunny: Ok, I go night night now... home from work sick.. ughhh...

[Random]

Listening to the jingle of keys... then tossing a windchime and a rabbit.


Good for you.. out with the old, and in with the new... Although I really did like that wind chime... if you wanted to send it back to me...

Just saying...

[JakeTulane]

Good for you.. out with the old, and in with the new... Although I really did like that wind chime... if you wanted to send it back to me...

Just saying...

Coming from someone that states they never loved Me.. not hard to do. I will let the Mods deal with all this. Not getting sucked into the drama. Be Well.

[Random]

Coming from someone that states they never loved Me.. not hard to do. I will let the Mods deal with all this. Not getting sucked into the drama. Be Well.

nope.. didn't say that.. said who I loved didn't exist.. there is a difference..

But you are right.. Drama belongs in the bedroom.. you wouldn't be getting any from me...

[Admin]

Random and JakeTulane,

Please do not use these threads to play out any personal drama with one another. It squicks the rest of us out and brings unnecessary negativity to The Planet.

Just place each other on ignore or at least refrain from making swipes at one another.

Thanks,
Admin

[Lady Pamela]

Good Morin!
Nuttin better on a chilly morning than to curl up and enjoy the warmth of a cozy spot and sip

http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/10752/_image17_n.gif

In front of the

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b214/4HisChurch/FireplaceAnimatedFire.gif

with great company....Smiling

Thanks for being here!

[Enchantress]

I dislike awaking to icky things (various and bothersome), no creamer in the house for coffee (that must be taken with cream), a headache (still) and many decisions that must be made. That is all.

[Lady Pamela]

I dislike awaking to icky things (various and bothersome), no creamer in the house for coffee (that must be taken with cream), a headache (still) and many decisions that must be made. That is all.

Good moring to you Enchantress,
Thought you could use a hand...Thats what friends are for afterall..right...smiles!

Here is your coffee,
Your creamer and
Your magical desison maker.

Happy April Fools

http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/10752/_image17_n.gif


http://www.coffeeforless.com/images/uploads/intro/frenchpump1.JPG


http://classroomclipart.com/ImageFolio4_files/gallery/Clipart/Animated_Clipart/Cartoons/genie_an.gif

[Mitmo01]

"Coming from someone that states they never loved Me.. not hard to do. I will let the Mods deal with all this. Not getting sucked into the drama. Be Well. "


hahahhaha your drama central and you know what keep your own shit in your own bedroom your the one that starts it and now the admins finished it

and by the way pot meet kettle lmfao

[UofMfan]

A conversation I just had...

Me: "I would love to know what you are thinking"

You: "So do I"

: )

[Linus]

OK. Mitmo, JakeTulane and Random, in the most polite terms: KNOCK IT OFF! This is not the place for this discussion. If you want to this, take it out to the playground.

Next one who does this is out for a timeout of at least a week.

*growls*


:angry:

[Enchantress]

I want to use Latisse (you should see the results ladies) but I don't want to risk brown iris pigmentation. Long, ultra long lashes (natural) vs changing eye color. Eye color wins. Pfft!

[JakeTulane]

I can't post a song on the "What are you listening to now" thread unless the YouTube box actually shows up. When it's just the link I have to delete it because the look of the post bothers me. Odd but true.

*blink*


Now I am blinking too.. it just did it to Me twice.. and I feel the same way..

[SuperFemme]

I want to use Latisse (you should see the results ladies) but I don't want to risk brown iris pigmentation. Long, ultra long lashes (natural) vs changing eye color. Eye color wins. Pfft!

How can that even change ones eye color? Frightening.

[Kenna]

I LOVE my new temp, PT job!! And my boss is TOO COOL!
The boss made it sound like the phones would be DRIVING me crazy!

it's rang 5 times today...

So I've used the extra time to learn more about his company and possibly running my own franchise in another State south of here.... I'd LOVE to get back into the construction field!

[Lady Pamela]

How can that even change ones eye color? Frightening.

That is one of the main warnings...That an eye lid darkening...Not worth it.

[moxie]

How can that even change ones eye color? Frightening.

If I am remember correctly, Latisse is made from a glaucoma medication. Side effects of said med was eyelash fullness. So, onto the cosmetic pharmaceutical market.

I am a fountain of useless information. :|

[SuperFemme]

That is one of the main warnings...That an eye lid darkening...Not worth it.j

Right?

If I am remember correctly, Latisse is made from a glaucoma medication. Side effects of said med was eyelash fullness. So, onto the cosmetic pharmaceutical market.

I am a fountain of useless information. :|

No. That is useful info. Who knew?

[socialjustice_fsu]

If I am remember correctly, Latisse is made from a glaucoma medication. Side effects of said med was eyelash fullness. So, onto the cosmetic pharmaceutical market.

I am a fountain of useless information. :|

You are absolutely correct. In the script form it is Alphagan. Latisse is probably 10 times more expensive. This is NOT something to mess around with for the sake of vanity. It is a drug with a number of warnings...it is before the DEA for a possible black box warning. Maybelline Great Lash is safer, smarter and sexier.

[Blade]

86 degrees is way to damn HOT for April 1st. I hope this isn't an indication of how hot the summer is gonna be.

[Linus]

86 degrees is way to damn HOT for April 1st. I hope this isn't an indication of how hot the summer is gonna be.

Well. I imagine it's better than -83F on April 1st. :| (http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/89606.html)

[Jet]

I think Tilapia and a big salad is in order. Later all.

[JakeTulane]

My landlord raising the rent again today. The second time in a year. This is where not having to sign a lease becomes a curse.

[Gemme]

That was a girl???

I went with the physical presentation. :blink:

If I am remember correctly, Latisse is made from a glaucoma medication. Side effects of said med was eyelash fullness. So, onto the cosmetic pharmaceutical market.

I am a fountain of useless information. :|

Never useless. I keep watching the commercials to see if Brooke's eyes have started to change color. My eyes are already brown but I don't know if it would change the shade of brown. Mine are sherry brown, which is much better than say, oh shit brown. :1femme:

[Random]

whilst removing 1500 layers of paint from 30000000000000000 million hinges, I noticed somethings..

Part of the hinge looked like hello kitty's face....

and

My gloves were melting from dipping my hand into the soaking vat..

So.. I'm looking at hello kitty and thinking.. I'm melting.. which we all know brought a certain movie to my mind...

Helooooo Kitty.. I'm melting... Oh look.. hello kitty... I'm melting..

I thought.. where Qwork and the Sureal Thread when a girl needs it..