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Hollylane
11-11-2011, 09:28 PM
http://blogs.wickedlocal.com/files/TheArnoldsFeignDeath-Larson.jpg

Hollylane
11-12-2011, 01:52 PM
np-L48PwIDA

sara-bera
11-12-2011, 06:47 PM
g8LBnZOjHqA

Turtle
11-12-2011, 11:48 PM
http://jamsidedown.com/images/2007-small/09/01/wiley_coyote_splat.jpeg

Boy, I sure do hope I'm done moving!!!

Scuba
11-12-2011, 11:57 PM
Felicity Shagwell: So Austin tell me about the future.
Austin: Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by DAMN DIRTY APES.
Felicity Shagwell: Oh My God.

persiphone
11-13-2011, 08:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/298733_259878920731787_244753448911001_758944_2108 191229_n.jpg



hahhahahahahahahaaaaa

UofMfan
11-13-2011, 09:29 AM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/Babymilk.jpg

The_Lady_Snow
11-13-2011, 10:31 AM
" Face Book should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status, AFTER 5 it should default to "UNSTABLE"

:|

Nat
11-13-2011, 11:33 AM
Yku4aNUkjnI

This so makes me want to have a kid

VintageFemme
11-13-2011, 05:30 PM
I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.

Hollylane
11-13-2011, 05:55 PM
I will be watching this alone tonight, that kind of makes me sad, but I'm not waiting another day to watch it. I'm even sadder that I didn't see this in the theater.

http://www.coversdaddy.com/cdcovers/harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows-part-2-2011-r0-customized-dvd-cd-cover-10051.jpg

Starbuck
11-14-2011, 12:12 AM
http://carreleasedates.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Cool-Car-Pictures.jpg
Is this Lamborguini not the coolest you've ever seen?!

Jeep
11-14-2011, 03:22 AM
Got another tattoo this weekend.. now to figure out what I want the next one to be.

luv2luvgirls
11-14-2011, 04:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/378532_10150937576590254_480488100253_21858691_138 8720683_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-14-2011, 04:49 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/386249_10150938479245254_480488100253_21863645_866 256007_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-14-2011, 04:49 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/302266_10150938486415254_480488100253_21863676_180 949784_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-14-2011, 04:50 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/312175_10150935738485254_480488100253_21847745_538 11470_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-14-2011, 05:50 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/382870_261985473854465_244753448911001_765382_1187 246267_n.jpg

Stacy
11-14-2011, 07:14 AM
I love watching Sister Wives.
I love my husband.
I am excited to be back in college and actually know what I want to do now.
I love my life and I am truly blessed.
I have a semi-charmed kinda life.

tapu
11-14-2011, 12:10 PM
You know my dog? Silas? Well, last night I took him for a walk in this big cemetery,
and when we were a ways into it, I told him it was a Pet Semetary.

Man, you shoulda seen his face! :pointing:

Hollylane
11-14-2011, 12:53 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1lGFYYNkw_o/TEdQumsZAlI/AAAAAAAABbk/YsTUTOzpWEo/s1600/elephant_in_the_room.jpg

dixie
11-14-2011, 08:53 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/cat_fireplace.jpg?w=500&h=428

luv2luvgirls
11-15-2011, 06:21 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/379550_10150939716060254_480488100253_21870515_609 74215_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-15-2011, 06:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/313640_262402107146135_244753448911001_766257_1152 506821_n.jpg

:D

luv2luvgirls
11-15-2011, 06:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/374212_262409037145442_244753448911001_766276_4519 3439_n.jpg

:sunglass:

luv2luvgirls
11-15-2011, 06:27 AM
nananana nah! :p
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/297076_262356387150707_244753448911001_766156_8100 14378_n.jpg

JustLovelyJenn
11-15-2011, 09:30 AM
todays breakfast was made possible by almond milk and reeses puff cereal... mmmm.... chocolate...

willow
11-15-2011, 03:55 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/103094/80498342.jpg

morningstar55
11-15-2011, 04:44 PM
ok when ordering ice cream at Mc Donalds...
2 ice cream cones in a cup ... $2.98 ok ..
or
2 plain sundae's for $2
nothing on them ... just plain.. ice cream in a cup right???

dixie
11-15-2011, 08:44 PM
http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-i-needz-medical-assistance.gif

luv2luvgirls
11-15-2011, 08:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/47372_1579414811385_1416106866_31565976_4527533_n. jpg

Lady Pamela
11-15-2011, 09:14 PM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/309674_268627416507926_100000820086011_663774_2087 759940_n.jpg

Lady Pamela
11-15-2011, 09:41 PM
How many faces do you see?

http://www.eyecanlearn.com/hidden10.gif

dixie
11-15-2011, 10:52 PM
How many faces do you see?

http://www.eyecanlearn.com/hidden10.gif

I'm never good at these. I see 10. lol

dixie
11-15-2011, 10:53 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-seems-boring-back-to-skyrim1.jpg

Lady Pamela
11-15-2011, 11:02 PM
I'm never good at these. I see 10. lol



Your better than you think..lol It is ..ha

dixie
11-15-2011, 11:02 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-movies-in-present-day.jpg

Hollylane
11-15-2011, 11:03 PM
http://images.dailydawdle.com/eat-it-cat.jpg

morningstar55
11-16-2011, 05:02 AM
last night i was in chat.......... and all of a sudden there was a fly crawling around on my screen ..... for a dew sec. there thought it was Durrr's...... but then thought.. nooooo .. and swated it..
i was right ...... it wasnt Durrrr's.. lol

luv2luvgirls
11-16-2011, 07:10 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/389072_262938817092464_244753448911001_767703_1351 972607_n.jpg

BOLMFAO

luv2luvgirls
11-16-2011, 07:11 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/374124_263103233742689_244753448911001_768121_1218 178258_n.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/377473_263081137078232_244753448911001_768106_9232 08818_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-16-2011, 07:11 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/383277_263093777076968_244753448911001_768116_5337 58243_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-16-2011, 07:13 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/383073_262889857097360_244753448911001_767640_1274 935610_n.jpg

dixie
11-16-2011, 09:21 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-hold-it-hold-it-puur-fect.jpg

dixie
11-16-2011, 09:25 AM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-dog-pictures-goggie-spa-day.jpg

Alurra
11-16-2011, 02:50 PM
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6217/6351556794_db43687611.jpg

willow
11-16-2011, 04:48 PM
http://thezombieguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/zombie-manger.jpg

Random
11-16-2011, 05:38 PM
How many faces do you see?

http://www.eyecanlearn.com/hidden10.gif

I see 11, so that probably means there is 12, but the image is now locked into my brain and I can't unsee it... darn it..

Lol.. make that 10.. the other one is a cats butt and tail..

Turtle
11-17-2011, 12:00 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2698/4393937277_5824864422.jpg

VintageFemme
11-17-2011, 12:10 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/316532_323637774318091_100000156148237_1546566_116 5424160_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-17-2011, 06:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/380344_10150943345670254_480488100253_21886933_929 161254_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-17-2011, 06:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/310393_262882000431479_244753448911001_767637_1937 968971_n.jpg

dixie
11-17-2011, 06:27 PM
i2iG9NQk9mI

dixie
11-17-2011, 06:27 PM
gvRt7AcG7-U

dixie
11-17-2011, 06:30 PM
iZiG6OoFPkw

ao2A-eEIkA4





www.theshelterpetproject.org

dixie
11-17-2011, 06:31 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/b94f4908-a428-45d3-84de-befc18f7d4a7.jpg

dixie
11-17-2011, 06:34 PM
http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-captions-i-always-get-my-tlc-shows-mixed-up1.jpg

LeftWriteFemme
11-17-2011, 07:36 PM
IfYUatpBCrU

dixie
11-17-2011, 09:57 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/demotivational-posters-i-swear.jpg

Turtle
11-18-2011, 12:10 AM
http://www.mauirealestate.com/blog/blogpics/bigcutback2.jpg

msW8ing
11-18-2011, 02:14 PM
http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-captions-i-always-get-my-tlc-shows-mixed-up1.jpg

Stolen from a FB page.." Someone needs to tell her that it's a vagina NOT a clown car". :|:jester:

msW8ing
11-18-2011, 02:15 PM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/381000_290451754321935_273879369312507_923661_1619 560234_n.jpg

Hollylane
11-18-2011, 09:41 PM
http://ws.elance.com/file/zombierockalypseweb.jpg?crypted=Y3R4JTNEcG9ydGZvbG lvJTI2ZmlkJTNEMjQzNTIxNDIlMjZyaWQlM0QtMSUyNnBpZCUz RDIwMjQxOTI=

morningstar55
11-19-2011, 06:01 AM
good morning to all you random planet dwellers
hope you all have a awsome weekend.
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/thumbnail-2.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-19-2011, 06:29 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/308982_265014563551556_244753448911001_771350_2663 54930_n.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/384690_265029453550067_244753448911001_771356_9136 46602_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-19-2011, 06:30 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/313114_265000073553005_244753448911001_771274_3554 18056_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-19-2011, 06:30 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/318610_263948180324861_244753448911001_769626_8957 80316_n.jpg

msW8ing
11-19-2011, 10:28 AM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/308314_139685402803625_118031484969017_159067_1497 729197_n.jpg
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/313661_160851577345728_139485122815707_268874_6986 4282_n.jpg
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/378782_216327635106011_211472482258193_593474_5473 98492_n.jpg

sara-bera
11-19-2011, 10:33 AM
Ta9K22D0o5Q

Hollylane
11-19-2011, 12:59 PM
_O1hM-k3aUY

Sparx1_1
11-19-2011, 01:23 PM
I love this video
GlPMEdQKzJc

Medusa
11-19-2011, 02:32 PM
Red Headed Woman (Truer words were never spoken!)
by Bruce Springsteen


Well, brunettes are fine, man
Blondes are fun
But, when it comes to getting the dirty job done,
I'll take a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

Well, listen up, stud,
Your life's been wasted
'til you've got' down on your knees and tasted
A red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

Tight skirt, strawberry hair
Tell me what you've got, baby, waiting under there.
Big green eyes that look like, son,
They can see every cheap thing that you ever done.

Well, I don't know how many girls you dated, man
You ain't lived 'til you've had your tires rotated
By a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

Hollylane
11-19-2011, 03:03 PM
http://www.counterfeitchic.com/Images/Magic_Mirror_Evil_Queen_Snow_White.jpg


.


Mirror
by Sylvia Plath

I am silver and exact. I have no preconceptions.
What ever you see I swallow immediately
Just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike.
I am not cruel, only truthful---
The eye of a little god, four-cornered.
Most of the time I meditate on the opposite wall.
It is pink, with speckles. I have looked at it so long
I think it is a part of my heart. But it flickers.
Faces and darkness separate us over and over.
Now I am a lake. A woman bends over me,
Searching my reaches for what she really is.
Then she turns to those liars, the candles or the moon.
I see her back, and reflect it faithfully.
She rewards me with tears and an agitation of hands.
I am important to her. She comes and goes.
Each morning it is her face that replaces the darkness.
In me she has drowned a young girl, and in me an old woman
Rises toward her day after day, like a terrible fish.

UofMfan
11-19-2011, 08:57 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/Engteacherssnap.jpg

LeftWriteFemme
11-19-2011, 09:09 PM
NkR_5Sjhp7o

JustJ
11-19-2011, 09:31 PM
IfA2MuUJDyI

Queerasfck
11-19-2011, 09:41 PM
Pizza is not a vegetable.

dixie
11-19-2011, 09:47 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/6868da8b-7a6c-47ca-b3dc-8b52e93bf79f.jpeg?w=382&h=512

dixie
11-19-2011, 09:48 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-jumpy.jpg

dixie
11-19-2011, 09:56 PM
http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-captions-trust-your-feelings.jpg

Queerasfck
11-19-2011, 10:04 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XHe4ht_6QHE/TOHXqFSKZPI/AAAAAAAADIQ/dl27Ry1pZEE/s1600/Vintage%2BMacys%2BParade%2B11.jpg

UofMfan
11-20-2011, 11:26 AM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/endoftheworl.jpg

tapu
11-20-2011, 11:36 AM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/Engteacherssnap.jpg




Someday, when I just happen to have a Sharpie on me....

Look out express check-out line and your "10 items or less"!

The_Lady_Snow
11-20-2011, 06:22 PM
vqFz8bxf0FE

Soon
11-21-2011, 05:37 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ck4IvG1Kokg/Tsp92LKSOdI/AAAAAAABMCs/SC0B6nE6kh4/s1600/pepper_spray_founders.jpg

Nat
11-21-2011, 07:46 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/384671_290620307638988_162657530435267_991049_4712 60766_n.jpg

Nat
11-21-2011, 08:35 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386829_142642999168614_100002687453804_142288_8685 83224_n.jpg

VintageFemme
11-21-2011, 08:42 PM
never sleep with a tight ponytail all night.

dixie
11-21-2011, 10:20 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/315747_10150927434265363_852470362_21756653_118208 1280_n.jpg

Nat
11-21-2011, 10:29 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/393666_261333753914359_238489946198740_669347_8794 63064_n.jpg :)

Nat
11-21-2011, 10:41 PM
t62Qw_NzgHQ

dixie
11-21-2011, 10:49 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/314504_257933647587703_238489946198740_660486_3755 33055_n.jpg

dixie
11-21-2011, 10:52 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304184_256635857717482_238489946198740_657410_1313 878193_n.jpg

Hollylane
11-21-2011, 10:55 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304184_256635857717482_238489946198740_657410_1313 878193_n.jpg

Oh wow. That was so frigging morbidly funny. I love that Scooby is lapping up the blood. Thank you.

Kätzchen
11-21-2011, 11:03 PM
http://rantz72.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/bummerbirthmark.jpg

dixie
11-21-2011, 11:53 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304174_239267452787656_238489946198740_601740_2069 878746_n.jpg

atomiczombie
11-22-2011, 12:21 AM
kQTW7Pd1vqc

:blowingitup:

UofMfan
11-22-2011, 06:36 AM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/21centuryAmerica.jpg

girl_dee
11-22-2011, 03:57 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8SbYNufmwAk/TKCixmK6oqI/AAAAAAAAAHM/K3mrQnJXgMc/s200/toddler-temper-tantrum2.jpg

Rook
11-22-2011, 05:36 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/303283_10150500709123465_129446698464_10715306_120 1711558_n.jpg

.....just sayin'

Starbuck
11-22-2011, 07:48 PM
Migraines are like hemorroides. They hurt like hell and they're the shits to get rid of!

Gentle Tiger
11-22-2011, 09:06 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/389447_273117589401039_236124369767028_845186_1202 330048_n.jpg

dixie
11-22-2011, 09:53 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/ab850b4a-afed-4b04-834a-d3813b60639e.gif

Abigail Crabby
11-22-2011, 10:00 PM
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/310264_10150361069227554_161852507553_8730803_1847 413501_n.jpg

dixie
11-22-2011, 10:04 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-your-panties-are-now-crotchless-you-can-thank-me-later.jpg

dixie
11-22-2011, 10:05 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/595dc7ec-78de-462e-8ef6-718f1b7cadff.gif

dixie
11-22-2011, 10:57 PM
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-facebook-fails-seven-deadly-sites.jpg

Leigh
11-22-2011, 11:44 PM
Its wonderful to know someone loves Me :-)

dixie
11-22-2011, 11:51 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-this-creeps-me-out.gif

dixie
11-22-2011, 11:53 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-i-cut-you-good.jpg

atomiczombie
11-23-2011, 12:39 AM
http://i813.photobucket.com/albums/zz56/atomiczombie/lookatthisdog.jpg

Hehe.

Kenna
11-23-2011, 01:19 AM
Thanks to my dog being scared of the rain...no thunder, no lightening, just ordinary rain... I'm wide awake at 2am. :overreaction: :wallbreak: Has he completely lost his mind?! He used to be so secure and laid back.

I'm tired. So tired I've lost my mind. :thud:

I'm grouchy!! I just might move to Middle-Of-Nowhere Wyoming to live in an underground house where it's stone-cold quiet and become a hermit.

on another note... I'm thinking about taking a friend up on an offer ... :carride:

dixie
11-23-2011, 01:33 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/312955_265705273447282_173570305994113_1052226_299 5148_n.jpg

smouldering
11-23-2011, 10:24 AM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff238/alexmi16/sandcastlehate2.jpg

UofMfan
11-23-2011, 12:18 PM
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Y_GU8F4lVGg/TszRrz527LI/AAAAAAAAKug/Aju9ibZTJRw/h301/390627_295899753763877_266484180038768_1060842_186 1439692_n.jpg

Hollylane
11-23-2011, 03:26 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpxjgcZFxp1qd8gmjo1_400.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-23-2011, 04:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/thumbnailCAL92H8H.jpg

Nat
11-23-2011, 05:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/28Sd8.jpg

Nat
11-23-2011, 05:32 PM
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/ht_pepper_spray_meme_09_nt_111121_ssh.jpg

asphaltcowboi
11-23-2011, 05:58 PM
this is going to be an interesting thanksgiving... at first i thought i would go over to the casino's on a thanksgiving comp they sent me but my neibor called an his wife is out of town this year. so were going to try to make a thanksgiving dinner.. we also invited the 74yro drag queen next door.. so it will be a red neck biker dude a drag queen and a butch in the kitchen trying to make thanksgiving dinner.. oh well if it doesnt turn out we'll go to cracker barrel.

MysticOceansFL
11-23-2011, 05:59 PM
Happy ThanksGiving everyone!!

deb_U_taunt
11-23-2011, 06:03 PM
I watch Chicago, AGAIN. Wonder how many times I have seen this movie. hmmm

Nat
11-23-2011, 06:09 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383939_10150381848426762_629406761_8243373_2077980 369_n.jpg

smouldering
11-23-2011, 06:46 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/28.jpg

dixie
11-23-2011, 07:36 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-dog-pictures-thanksgiving-reminder.jpg

blackboot
11-23-2011, 08:53 PM
Yoo-hoo. Shake It!

http://theaprilblake.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/yoo-hoo-chocolate-drink.jpg

Arwen
11-23-2011, 09:03 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-dog-pictures-shake-ur-bootie.jpg

Rook
11-23-2011, 09:09 PM
To Celebrate or Mourn Thanksgiving? (http://racerelations.about.com/od/historyofracerelations/a/ShouldYouCelebrateThanksgiving.htm)

:seeingstars::candle:

LeftWriteFemme
11-23-2011, 10:10 PM
Every year I submit this piece for Thanksgiving because it captures, in my humble opinion, the best way I can express my outrage of the genocide of Native Americans that is summarily glossed over with a national celebration and an annual holiday of its occupiers.

As I prepare for the Thanksgiving holiday, I am reminded of the autumnal harvest time's spiritual significance. As a time of connectedness, I pause to acknowledge what I have to be thankful for. But I also reflect on the holiday as a time of remembrance - historical and familial.

Historically, I am reminded that for many Native Americans, Thanksgiving is not a cause of celebration, but rather a National Day of Mourning, remembering the real significance of the first Thanksgiving in 1621 as a symbol of persecution and genocide of Native Americans and the long history of bloodshed with European settlers.

I am also reminded of my Two-Spirit Native American brothers and sisters who struggle with their families and tribes not approving of their sexual identities and gender expressions as many of us do with our families and faith communities.

"Yes, there's internalized homophobia in every gay community, but as Native Americans we are taught not to like ourselves because we're not white. In our communities, people don't like us because we're gay," Gabriel Duncan, member of Bay Area American Indian Two Spirits (BAAITS), told the Pacific News Service.

And consequently, many Two-Spirit Native Americans leave their reservations and isolated communities hoping to connect with the larger LGBTQ community in urban cites. However, due to racism and cultural insensitivity, many Two-Spirits feel less understood and more isolated than they did back home.

But homophobia is not indigenous to Native American culture. Rather, it is one of the many devastating effects of colonization and Christian missionaries that today Two-Spirits may be respected within one tribe yet ostracized in another.

"Homophobia was taught to us as a component of Western education and religion," Navajo anthropologist Wesley Thomas has written. "We were presented with an entirely new set of taboos, which did not correspond to our own models and which focused on sexual behavior rather than the intricate roles Two-Spirit people played. As a result of this misrepresentation, our nations no longer accepted us as they once had."

Traditionally, Two-Spirits symbolized Native Americans' acceptance and celebration of diverse gender expressions and sexual identities. They were revered as inherently sacred because they possessed and manifested both feminine and masculine spiritual qualities that were believed to bestow upon them a "universal knowledge" and special spiritual connectedness with the "Great Spirit." Although the term was coined in the early 1990s, historically Two-Spirits depicted transgender Native Americans. Today, the term has come to also include lesbian, gay, bisexual, and intersex Native Americans.

The Pilgrims, who sought refuge here in America from religious persecution in their homeland, were right in their dogged pursuit of religious liberty. But their actual practice of religious liberty came at the expense of the civil and sexual rights of Native Americans

And the Pilgrims' animus toward homosexuals not only impacted Native American culture, but it also shaped Puritan law and theology.
Here in the New England states, the anti-sodomy rhetoric had punitive if not deadly consequences for a newly developing and sparsely populated area. The Massachusetts Bay Code of 1641 called for the death of not only heretics, witches and murderers, but also "sodomites," stating that death would come swiftly to any "man lying with a man as with a woman." And the renowned Puritan pastor and Harvard tutor, the Rev. Samuel Danforth in his 1674 "fire and brimstone" sermon preached to his congregation that the death sentence for sodomites had to be imposed because it was a biblical mandate.

Because the Pilgrims' fervor for religious liberty was devoid of an ethic of accountability, their actions did not set up the conditions requisite for moral liability and legal justice. Instead, the actions of the Pilgrims brought about the genocide of a people, a historical amnesia of the event, and an annual national celebration of Thanksgiving for their arrival.

In 1990, President George H.W. Bush ironically -- if not ignorantly -- designated November as "National American Indian Heritage Month" to celebrate the history, art, and traditions of Native American people.

As we get into the holiday spirit, let us remember the whole story of the arrival of the Pilgrims and other European settlers to the New World.

On a trip home to New York City in May 2004, I went to the Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture to view the UNESCO Slave Route Project, "Lest We Forget: the Triumph Over Slavery," that marks the United Nations General Assembly's resolution proclaiming 2004 "The International Year to Commemorate the Struggle Against Slavery and Its Abolition."

In highlighting that African Americans should not be shamed by slavery, but instead defiantly proud of our memory of it, I read the opening billboard to the exhibit that stated, "By institutionalizing memory, resisting the onset of oblivion, recalling the memory of tragedy that for long years remained hidden or unrecognized and by assigning it its proper place in the human conscience, we respond to our duty to remember."

It is in the spirit of our connected struggles against discrimination that we can all stand on a solid rock that rests on a multicultural foundation for a true and honest Thanksgiving.

And in so doing, it helps us to remember, respect, mourn and give thanks to the struggles not only our LGBTQ foremothers and forefathers endured, but also the ongoing struggle our Native American Two-Spirit brothers and sisters face everyday--and particularly on Thanksgiving Day.

Nat
11-23-2011, 10:17 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379052_263822040332197_238489946198740_675556_2035 078452_n.jpg

SoNotHer
11-23-2011, 11:33 PM
http://motorcrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sex-sells1.jpg

ruby_woo
11-23-2011, 11:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/acox35/377889_313628685333258_205344452828349_1198334_588 185908_n.jpg

Leigh
11-23-2011, 11:58 PM
I really do have to take a very proactive approach to My weight loss ~ that begins the moment I wake up tomorrow :)

Hollylane
11-24-2011, 12:09 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9L8RP7C9mHO6eeJ7Wf4Oft92zwnofv rcIaWLsaiyQVuPwClzktbgNLjwdWw

Hollylane
11-24-2011, 12:10 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/10/3f78fb96-568a-4c3c-90f6-c40cf5dc157c.jpg

uglyboi
11-24-2011, 06:13 AM
Why when you tell a crying child "You can have it as soon as you stop crying" does the child become inconsoleable like instead you said "I will now be chopping your arms and legs off with an ax"?

Hollylane
11-24-2011, 11:45 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UjYEcQ5Hl0E/Sw_0vASr5mI/AAAAAAAAJo8/W4_Lmni_K-U/s1600/tiger-turkey.jpg

Rook
11-24-2011, 12:09 PM
LbV9Xae2SX0

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/tday.jpg

uglyboi
11-24-2011, 12:55 PM
A couple of weeks ago my 6 year old nephew's teacher asked him to write a sentence using the word "woke". So he writes "I woke up this morning feeling like P Diddy!"

morningstar55
11-24-2011, 03:58 PM
happy thanksgiving everyone

yTgVpadLaaM&NR

yBt6IhjAvyw

luv2luvgirls
11-24-2011, 05:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/302639_1640510269641_1743354113_865166_198330922_n .jpg

uglyboi
11-24-2011, 08:16 PM
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

Rook
11-24-2011, 08:32 PM
can·ni·bal·ism
noun \ˈka-nə-bə-ˌli-zəm\ : the eating of the flesh of an animal by another animal of the same kind..

Based on that definition...
After watching Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving, Woodstock is a Cannibal :blink:
{yep, post-Turkey Day dinner rambling....}

uglyboi
11-24-2011, 08:57 PM
Have you ever noticed at the end of a really good party there is always a girl crying.....

Nat
11-24-2011, 11:14 PM
BPnP_zlYU44

Hollylane
11-25-2011, 12:49 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Mh1TZAM-AWU/Sw9rPXQVIII/AAAAAAAACpE/n-m2HzZgb30/s400/repjesusblackfriday.png

Hollylane
11-25-2011, 12:50 PM
http://www.knittingandpurling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/natalie-dee-comics-black-friday-shopping.png

Hollylane
11-25-2011, 12:52 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_k6ArJkJUtzA/Swv_OsxwdKI/AAAAAAAABn4/JyHZNgmezD4/s1600/FRIDAY%252013th%2520TOPICAL%2520AD.jpg

smouldering
11-25-2011, 05:10 PM
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k50/dougj9675/Animals/i-haz-a-corset.jpg

smouldering
11-25-2011, 05:14 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w19/animeangel73/babababa.gif

dixie
11-25-2011, 07:06 PM
http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/4cd04f73-e463-46e8-a259-8b136d8e0eea.jpg

Leigh
11-25-2011, 07:19 PM
My Winnipeg Jets are winning their game yay!

DapperButch
11-25-2011, 07:59 PM
I would be bummed if Taco Bell ever went out of business.

Passionaria
11-25-2011, 08:16 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/376707_1648956321174_1754950960_849757_1912334512_ n.jpg

Gemme
11-25-2011, 09:23 PM
My baby toenail came off again.

I may or may not have tormented Ebon with it.

:blink:

Nat
11-25-2011, 11:04 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317604_264757556905312_238489946198740_677899_9388 40072_n.jpg

Starbuck
11-25-2011, 11:15 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pQ5eJu1gKUI/Td1fwiSxuhI/AAAAAAAAAbU/YbOWyrGbUBc/s1600/easter-card_1.jpg

uglyboi
11-25-2011, 11:18 PM
There is no way in hell that anyone can look sexy throwing a frisbee!

Starbuck
11-25-2011, 11:19 PM
http://forums.funny-games.biz/picture.php?albumid=2434&pictureid=18849

uglyboi
11-26-2011, 12:57 AM
I was thinking about how mothers feed their babies with those little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use....Toothpicks?

uglyboi
11-26-2011, 01:30 AM
How you like my big red shoe?






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luv2luvgirls
11-26-2011, 09:23 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/320744_269126969806982_244753448911001_781951_9205 81141_n.jpg

DapperButch
11-26-2011, 01:02 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317604_264757556905312_238489946198740_677899_9388 40072_n.jpg

My office is directly across from the unisex bathroom at work. When I am not with a client, my office door is open. I am proud to say that all of my coworkers wash their hands (or at least run the water), after they use the bathroom.

One of my Friday clients does not. :| This is a bit TMI, even for one's therapist. Wish I could shut my ears sometimes. :twitch:

greeneyedgrrl
11-26-2011, 01:06 PM
I would be bummed if Taco Bell ever went out of business.

methinks you need to come for a visit and have a real burrito! :|

UofMfan
11-26-2011, 01:15 PM
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6053/6304171180_3fa0c45d4e_o.jpg

uglyboi
11-26-2011, 01:28 PM
I'd like to see "Real Housewives of the Australian Outback." These would be the most bitchin' women of all time! Plus they wouldn't be whining about how they look, they'd be too busy disemboweling a gazelle. Perfect prime time TV right there folks.

smouldering
11-26-2011, 01:29 PM
http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/ad269/NewBeginnings2/Funny/hu5-2.gif

Dominique
11-26-2011, 02:55 PM
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2011/08/10/Thanksgiving-2011_EI0707-eggs-in-purgatory_s4x3_lg.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-26-2011, 04:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/317125_269371573115855_244753448911001_782609_1847 119778_n.jpg

tonaderspeisung
11-26-2011, 05:18 PM
EAlfr7wsqcM

Alurra
11-26-2011, 09:40 PM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7021/6409059851_30df9bd5d5_o.jpg


http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7159/6409059845_54d8f05162_o.jpg

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7005/6409059835_78c11432a5_o.jpg

ruby_woo
11-26-2011, 10:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/acox35/4ecfa1dcc5ad9.jpg

Dominique
11-27-2011, 08:19 AM
y4AelQt5Fv0

Princess
11-27-2011, 08:23 AM
I am way addicted to Sriracha, and am starting to wonder if my tastebuds will ever be the same...

dixie
11-27-2011, 06:30 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391187_133793343396460_113971872045274_166626_1128 079074_n.jpg

dixie
11-27-2011, 06:30 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/376067_133792560063205_113971872045274_166621_1116 632387_n.jpg

dixie
11-27-2011, 06:39 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/377091_131325930309868_113971872045274_159388_1757 90930_n.jpg

SoNotHer
11-27-2011, 11:49 PM
http://www.g4g.it/phpnews/images/Star_Trek_funny_pics_01.jpg

smouldering
11-28-2011, 06:50 AM
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

luv2luvgirls
11-28-2011, 08:15 AM
*snickers*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/391010_228891663848436_204152432989026_587377_1109 686386_n.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/392107_228892667181669_204152432989026_587378_5064 02125_n.jpg

:cheesy:

luv2luvgirls
11-28-2011, 08:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/393493_228948060509463_204152432989026_587453_3672 60448_n.jpg

Inked_Trinity
11-28-2011, 10:57 AM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313191_1984016859710_1821909286_1347875_1072805277 _n.jpg

Inked_Trinity
11-28-2011, 04:47 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/384914_294887777211544_143791405654516_933803_1619 106495_n.jpg

funkyfemme
11-28-2011, 05:30 PM
http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/masturbate.jpg

dixie
11-28-2011, 06:14 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380386_233005033432622_180601905339602_608346_1899 483632_n.jpg

Kenna
11-28-2011, 06:22 PM
Thanks to the storm... we do not have a Frog Pond in the middle of the driveway... we have a Frog LAKE!!

dixie
11-28-2011, 08:08 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-requires-orange-cat-rotation.jpg

Turtle
11-29-2011, 01:21 AM
http://bluemoonchalet.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Skiing_NC.31273855.jpg

NJFemmie
11-29-2011, 06:51 AM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/382948_296125347076886_191103547579067_1001503_230 459128_n.jpg

NJFemmie
11-29-2011, 06:52 AM
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390039_295495147139906_191103547579067_999948_7359 62682_n.jpg

NJFemmie
11-29-2011, 06:53 AM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305141_2354274250137_1048604665_32101091_645607976 _n.jpg

ruby_woo
11-29-2011, 11:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/acox35/oatmeal.jpg

dixie
11-29-2011, 03:13 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n149/cdsilv1/299353_244220162292385_238489946198740_618301_3460 20597_n.jpg

dixie
11-29-2011, 03:26 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/291929_293374430680366_173570305994113_1159290_104 8123367_n.jpg

dixie
11-29-2011, 03:34 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/392462_296746683676474_173570305994113_1174248_172 987560_n.jpg

Passionaria
11-29-2011, 03:39 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/314299_299790793380620_166854740007560_1267031_962 069506_n.jpg

girl_dee
11-29-2011, 04:17 PM
http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/16.jpg

dixie
11-29-2011, 05:25 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/268640_235383506479459_173570305994113_928422_4471 832_n.jpg

dixie
11-29-2011, 06:48 PM
Wondering how I will ever find this scary again after seeing this photo. How disappointing.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/389560_309565029061306_173570305994113_1214618_107 035371_n.jpg

Alurra
11-29-2011, 10:34 PM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7006/6428966821_86f8ca8bd5_o.jpg

I thought I was just taking a picture of the turkey but look who snuck in the background
and was very interested in what was happening to that bird. That's my brother's dog, Terra.

Abigail Crabby
11-29-2011, 10:58 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KtiwkQL2p5g/TjBusQnM_NI/AAAAAAAAA1A/fl47o8XAQlc/s1600/Forever-and-A-Day-Movie-Poster.jpg

SoNotHer
11-29-2011, 11:26 PM
The post made me think of one of my favorite poems:

For All
Gary Synder

...I pledge allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the soil
of Turtle Island,
and to the beings who thereon dwell
one ecosystem
in diversity
under the sun
With joyful interpenetration for all.


https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/314299_299790793380620_166854740007560_1267031_962 069506_n.jpg

Turtle
11-30-2011, 12:47 AM
http://images.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/167832_S/Car-Surfing.jpg

Hollylane
11-30-2011, 02:37 AM
XY66ZJ0TFUI

willow
11-30-2011, 02:41 AM
http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l587/flutter11/308469_281363281906376_152560524786653_806900_1989 271979_n.jpg

UofMfan
11-30-2011, 01:02 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/385466_298779366822183_212514318782022_989003_1351 709874_n.jpg

Hollylane
11-30-2011, 01:07 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/380496_1979204779097_1812482381_1346588_759810890_ n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-30-2011, 02:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/384308_229749233762679_204152432989026_588768_4849 84175_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
11-30-2011, 02:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/390878_229809450423324_204152432989026_588809_9172 72495_n.jpg

smouldering
11-30-2011, 02:57 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/Glitters/i45313205_90316.gif

kannon
11-30-2011, 03:23 PM
muffins anyone?

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/391362_2688917939072_1140155012_33099510_186914113 7_n.jpg

smouldering
11-30-2011, 03:25 PM
http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp190/FindStuff2/Quotes%20and%20Sayings/Pick%20Up%20Lines/pul.jpg

dixie
11-30-2011, 07:44 PM
http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-teh-plot-thickens.jpg

dixie
11-30-2011, 09:55 PM
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-whoa-bro.gif

Alurra
11-30-2011, 10:03 PM
y/EAAkaDBhA



.

Gemme
11-30-2011, 10:18 PM
y/EAAkaDBhA



.

I love the mama coming up, like 'what are you kids watching?'

:)

dixie
11-30-2011, 10:33 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/demotivational-posters-that-akward-moment-when-you-realize.jpg

Rook
11-30-2011, 10:48 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/314936_2688887145760_1363897071_33019472_100299475 7_n.jpg

{-grins-}

Leigh
12-01-2011, 12:34 AM
Can you believe that a 500ml bottle of 7-Up has 70g of sugar? 70! :|

And all of that in a small bottle? Thank goodness I'm not drinking that anymore!

luv2luvgirls
12-01-2011, 06:42 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/375539_318494841495587_100000052212804_1334290_905 168252_n.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/390999_230626447008291_204152432989026_590615_1205 55397_n.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/Thud.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/16.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/380374_236299119769880_180601905339602_617239_5741 0749_n-1.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-01-2011, 07:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/390303_230643727006563_204152432989026_590672_9339 97106_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-01-2011, 07:28 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/393410_271907869528892_244753448911001_789598_1650 034207_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-01-2011, 11:27 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/377447_271954286190917_244753448911001_789655_6580 50341_n.jpg

rofl :cheesy:

Turtle
12-01-2011, 09:33 PM
http://bedandbreakfast.van-nederland.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/madurodam-stadion.jpg

dixie
12-01-2011, 09:57 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n149/cdsilv1/299949_265207716830371_173570305994113_1050163_534 4831_n.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-they-see-me-rollin.jpg

dixie
12-01-2011, 10:03 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n149/cdsilv1/294222_257797670904709_173570305994113_1019012_747 3227_n.jpg

dixie
12-01-2011, 10:28 PM
This is slightly freaky to me.

http://lovelylisting.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-real-estate-sit-on-my-face-and-tell-me-that-you-love-me.jpg

Rook
12-01-2011, 10:38 PM
I was at WAL-MART buying a big bag of dog food for my brothers' Siberian Husky "Enik", in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? Right.
So on impulse I told her no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened inside ICU, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms (Proceeding to show Dialysis needle scars). I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again, (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.). Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy shit to say........
:|

Scuba
12-01-2011, 10:40 PM
This is slightly freaky to me.

http://lovelylisting.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-real-estate-sit-on-my-face-and-tell-me-that-you-love-me.jpg


I concur...a bit...odd.

greeneyedgrrl
12-01-2011, 10:52 PM
I was at WAL-MART buying a big bag of dog food for my brothers' Siberian Husky "Enik", in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? Right.
So on impulse I told her no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened inside ICU, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms (Proceeding to show Dialysis needle scars). I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again, (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.). Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy shit to say........
:|

:cracked: can i be your shopping buddy??

smouldering
12-02-2011, 12:47 PM
Because i freakin love this song and the story the video tells :D
cggNqDAtJYU&feature=g-logo

smouldering
12-02-2011, 12:52 PM
This is slightly freaky to me.

http://lovelylisting.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-real-estate-sit-on-my-face-and-tell-me-that-you-love-me.jpg


Ok so my mom had a santa toilet cover kind of like that she INSISTED always putting on the toilet seat each Christmas.. when you put the lid up, it showed Santa covering his eyes... no lie!

Inked_Trinity
12-02-2011, 01:38 PM
You might be a redneck....

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381279_283497268358759_100000954648322_796030_1810 074505_n.jpg

asphaltcowboi
12-02-2011, 01:57 PM
http://65.55.72.7/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=affae8a1-1d07-11e1-bf56-00215ad9bd04&attindex=0&cp=-1&attdepth=0&imgsrc=cid%3aADF9F2E30AFB4F1180C53A835A4B4C71%40Ch ipsOfficePC&hm__login=susanbush&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10.13.118.8&d=d6345&mf=160&hm__ts=Fri%2c%2002%20Dec%202011%2019%3a55%3a40%20G MT&st=susanbush&hm__ha=01_8424ac85cc9eeccdd8623badb4f94ff415ae7934 4d554dc55cc043d557a9848d&oneredir=1

morningstar55
12-02-2011, 07:25 PM
I was at WAL-MART buying a big bag of dog food for my brothers' Siberian Husky "Enik", in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? Right.
So on impulse I told her no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened inside ICU, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms (Proceeding to show Dialysis needle scars). I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again, (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.). Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy shit to say........
:|

ok this had me laughing into tears.. lol ........
please come post this on my FB wall..... my friends n family will get such a charge reading this one.. lol

you can find me there via.. my email ......
morningstar5588@yahoo.com

Gentle Tiger
12-03-2011, 01:40 AM
Thanks to teh Arwen character.
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/386347_270380319681647_244753448911001_785568_1871 987606_n.jpg

Hollylane
12-03-2011, 01:45 AM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rjo0972l.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-03-2011, 09:11 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/388524_273101409409538_244753448911001_792548_1708 633437_n.jpg

:bolt:

luv2luvgirls
12-03-2011, 09:11 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/389798_236899179709874_180601905339602_618589_1393 968989_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-03-2011, 09:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/381595_236926626373796_180601905339602_618641_1314 18369_n.jpg

remember this is only a test :cheesy:

Queerasfck
12-03-2011, 09:33 AM
Wow.


Virgin Diaries Promo. (http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/virgin-diaries/)

uglyboi
12-03-2011, 11:46 AM
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when I walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" I can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

Hollylane
12-03-2011, 11:54 AM
Wow. Just wow.

HIU2UXUlFyM

Hollylane
12-03-2011, 12:17 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/wlacmu.jpg

Hollylane
12-03-2011, 12:39 PM
http://geeks-have-feelings-too.net/contents/images/lolcats1.jpg

Rook
12-03-2011, 01:20 PM
** Let's play a game called Karma..you continue being an ass and I'll laugh when Karma kicks you in it!

** My "give a shit" has reached its expiration date but, I am giving away heaping helpings of "go fuck yourself" absolutely free...

** I have been misled. Life is not a box of Chocolates. It's a tin of mixed nuts at best

** My day has begun..Ready? Set..!!...Wait a minute!!! Stop!! Pause!!!.......I need more coffee.

LeftWriteFemme
12-03-2011, 01:30 PM
I finished writing my latest novel! It is YA fiction called The Vegan Witch's Toad and I am very excited this is my 30th book!!!! I am so relieved to be finished!

Rook
12-03-2011, 01:43 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/393697_251143901612241_159166914143274_706371_1195 019907_n.jpg

Hollylane
12-03-2011, 02:38 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_By-JVFjHOMI/TKlcbNnDgPI/AAAAAAAAA0c/UfGKvugk8Wc/s640/Poor+Kitty.jpg

Hollylane
12-03-2011, 03:08 PM
http://www.mcmh.org/imagefile/no_carbs.gif