Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[NJFemmie]

The LOLZ critters make me very happy. Too happy. I wake up and tap fingers waiting for miss NJ to post them. Sometimes, she is late.

jus sad, ain't it?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-you-are-making-the-little-bird-blush.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Now THAT'S an oreo!!

http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129164332718096638.jpg

... to hell with double stuffed!!

[Rook]

ugh, it's too early for this
I crave pizza...

:blink: :badcook:

[NJFemmie]

Last night I lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

[Rook]

So, I see Farmer's Market is open today {weds. & saturday mornings}, and I felt adventurous..Told receptionist I was gonna Hunt for a Drink..to tell my techie i brb...
I waltzed over...they dont accept debit, they accept EBT... :seeingstars:
Bumped into a relative that happily asked "why are u in the Market, and not hooked up yet?"
My response ? "5 more minutes wont kill me, it's such a nice day...U got 2$? I pay u when u pay me for your dogs treats..I'm jonesing for a homemade popsicle..."
:blink:
"is that a yes? and u're late for work, sooooo....?"
~enjoyin pawpaw-pomegranate-blueberry popsicle~
gotta love blackmailing siblings

[Gemme]

The LOLZ critters make me very happy. Too happy. I wake up and tap fingers waiting for miss NJ to post them. Sometimes, she is late.

jus sad, ain't it?

You do know she gets the weekends off, right?

*grin*

[LeftWriteFemme]

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[Queerasfck]

I'd like to dedicate this to my lady! She's almost done with another semester of school and the last few weeks have been really difficult but she's hung in there, despite the distractions around her. She turns my world on with just a smile, she's never afraid to let everyone know how she really feels! And even though the world is sometimes a scary, unfriendly place she jumps up each day to take on new challenges and trudges onward. I'm proud of her.

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[apretty]

thank you, baby. on the worst day you make me smile and i lose track counting all the good stuff in our lives.

I'd like to dedicate this to my lady! She's almost done with another semester of school and the last few weeks have been really difficult but she's hung in there, despite the distractions around her. She turns my world on with just a smile, she's never afraid to let everyone know how she really feels! And even though the world is sometimes a scary, unfriendly place she jumps up each day to take on new challenges and trudges onward. I'm proud of her.

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[Sybelle]

Why do birds, suddenly appear?


LOL!! And that's where I was. Muppet version, though.

[Nat]

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[Diva]

Letterman just said that George W. Bush was making final revisions in his book and his computer screen was covered with white out.....

:giggle:

[Write14u]

Today was such a good day. Don't even know where to start. *smile*

[Sybelle]

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[Diva]

So.

Tomorrow, my handyman is coming over to give me a quote on building a chicken coop! Yes. I'm SO excited!!!!!

EGGS!!!!!!!!!!! Baby chicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NJFemmie]

http://www.talkingtranny.com/pics/diorama_close_f.jpg

[Rook]

A new Public Supermarket opened in Manhattan,NY. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. :rainsing:

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay. :farmcow: :farmer:

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brauts.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite. :drunk:

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. :farmeggs: :farmchicken:

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies. :cooking:

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
:sunglass::cracked:
:rollcat:

[Gemme]

Today was such a good day. Don't even know where to start. *smile*

Nappy Roots "Good Day"

You know today I just woke up and I said you know instead of waitin' on a good day waitin' around through up's and down's waitin on something to happen I just say

{Chorus: sung by children}
We're gonna have a good day and all my homies gonna ride today and all these mommies look fly today and the only one we wanna do is get by today heyyy, we're gonna have a good day and ain't nobody gotta cry today cause ain't nobody gonna die to u save that trouble for another day heyyy we're gonna have a good day

Caroline fresh new cologne on feelin' so good changed the color to my phone orange kool-aid go good with patron a naw hell naw boy steal my ring tones free car wash had to clean up the dodge gice back when I can just playin' my part church folk had a fish fry mustard, hot sauce, light bread, and french fries love for the big guy hit the park boys showin' off their hops Nappy Roots on the radio and you know it bops last nighr I hit the pick tree bought some Air Force ones 4 tall tees man I love the Begees

We're gonna have a good day and all my homies gonna ride today and all these mommies look fly today and the only one we wanna do is get by today heyyy, we're gonna have a good day and ain't nobody gotta cry today cause ain't nobody gonna die to u save that trouble for another day heyyy we're gonna have a good day

We're gonna have a good day and I fin to worry bout what no'boy say I'm still above ground that's the reason I pray got my car cleaned up now I'm ready to play make call to the sticks say I'm headin' dat way heard my cousin cookin out I gotta get me a plate got new outfit ain't even out in the states so if they ain't speakin' to soon but this is a hell of a day and these dickies got me sitin' in a hell of a place got my stunna shades on a grin on my face my grill looks mean but I swear I'm straight and the hood showin' love so I'm a okay

We're gonna have a good day and all my homies gonna ride today and all these mommies look fly today and the only one we wanna do is get by today heyyy, we're gonna have a good day and ain't nobody gotta cry today cause ain't nobody gonna die to u save that trouble for another day heyyy we're gonna have a good day

We might as well do what the children sayin' take a day off hit park and just hang barbque roll a few and put up your dukes if it's beef put down the peace and put up your dukes it's time to change our ways so we can save the day for the children sake and make a better place to play and if it's all good break out your click and grip your wood and if you ridin' dirty just light your swift abd blow yor sss... but dot real big exactly like a player should enjoy your 24's do your thang and rep your hood the world is all yours but still we all bound forever in a day the choice you make is relly all fine

We're gonna have a good day and all my homies gonna ride today and all these mommies look fly today and the only one we wanna do is get by today heyyy, and ain't nobody gotta cry today cause ain't nobody gonna die to u save that trouble for another day heyyy we're gonna have a good day, We're gonna have a good day and all my homies gonna ride today and all these mommies look fly today and the only one we wanna do is get by today heyyy we're gonna have a good day

So.

Tomorrow, my handyman is coming over to give me a quote on building a chicken coop! Yes. I'm SO excited!!!!!

EGGS!!!!!!!!!!! Baby chicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Does Lucy know that none of them are for HER? :blink:

[Diva]

[B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="YellowGreen"]Does Lucy know that none of them are for HER? :blink:


We are having discussions. She hears: Blah, blah, blah, blah CHICKEN (re: cookie)......


:|

[Gemme]

We are having discussions. She hears: Blah, blah, blah, blah CHICKEN (re: cookie)......


:|




Yeah, I've heard that cookies taste just like chicken. Hopefully, she doesn't put two and two together and figure out that chicken may taste like cookies. :blink:

[NJFemmie]

We are having discussions. She hears: Blah, blah, blah, blah CHICKEN (re: cookie)......


:|




Yeah, I've heard that cookies taste just like chicken. Hopefully, she doesn't put two and two together and figure out that chicken may taste like cookies. :blink:

mmmmmm, chicken cookies.......
http://blog.menupirate.com/images/drooling_homer.png

[Diva]

Yeah, I've heard that cookies taste just like chicken. Hopefully, she doesn't put two and two together and figure out that chicken may taste like cookies. :blink:

Thankfully, Lucy's cookies are 'beef & cheese' flavored, so maybe she won't catch on and just think they're cute...and her pets.... :D

[NJFemmie]

Thankfully, Lucy's cookies are 'beef & cheese' flavored, so maybe she won't catch on and just think they're cute...and her pets.... :D




Keep her away from those Perdue commercials.
She "might" catch on.

... just sayin'

[Diva]

So Ya know (or maybe Ya don't) that I moved into my childhood home.....

And I've begun to purge with a passion....and I'm out in the garage, going through my Dad's old books...most of them religious commentaries...and I pick up a book that's called The Power of Love: Concentrated Virility Foods.......

Chapter 1: Food & Sex..................

And I'm like.......:eyebrow:.......then...:|............

And I think....should I put this in the same box as the religious commentaries....which I'm going to drop off at his old church (the church in which **I** grew up)?????

Hmmmmm..........here comes the EJ*...................





* ~ Evil Janey

[Write14u]

Ya gotta love EJ! Just sayin'.

I'm having fun with cheap margaritas. Woot! I love having day shifts sometimes. *grin*

[Nat]

p8RYM0SoYBE

I love this performance.

[Licious]

So you know, in the hills of Croatia, many of the Romanian immigrants speak a dialect of Romanian called Vlashik.

[Eddie]

The Big Gay Coat is on hiatus until I leave for Burning Man.

[Lady Pamela]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h184/born2bdiffrient/reahseye.jpg

~*~Translucent Eyes~*~

I gaze into your translucent eyes,

As my mind is drawn within.

A world of many truths and lies,

Reflecting now and then.


Your secret desires never told

Of things you've wished to be

Protective walls built very strong

Created for personal safety


A glimpse of Innocence shining through

From things you do not know

Yet an unwavering sense of maturity

Of which you clearly show


Hidden emotions of fearful thoughts

Tucked away for none to see

Those making you feel vulnerable

From being all you can be


A proud secure woman, head held high

With integrity and confidence

You present yourself with pride and grace

That everyone can sense



~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~


© Written By: Lady Pamela

© Photography By: Rhiannon "Of her own eye"

Dedicated to: Rhiannon "My daughter"



For giving me inspiration to write.

[Rook]

been picking on the scrapes Matilda left in my wrists 2 nites ago this mornin', i told her earlier today "u're lucky im giving u any treats today, pretty gurl"
:D

[Rook]

well, that was certainly Odd...I closed my eyes debating Sleep, of course the headphones are gonna be a buncha faded mumbles, im not focusing at the persons lips...I went from being introduced to something or other by Anthony Bordain, all the way to my guess is top 10 exotic bathrooms....i mumbled "no way" checked the time, it was almost time to go Home..

[JakeTulane]

Did you get a good look?

[Enchantress]

While walking my :dog: this afternoon, I was followed by three beautiful dragonflies. They flew here and there keeping pace with me. It felt like a sign. But Of what, I know not.

It was lovely...

[SuperFemme]

While walking my :dog: this afternoon, I was followed by three beautiful dragonflies. They flew here and there keeping pace with me. It felt like a sign. But Of what, I know not.

It was lovely...

My daughters and I all got a dragonfly tattoo this past year.
I believe dragonflies are souls that have passed on coming by to check on you. :smelling-flower:

[Enchantress]

My daughters and I all got a dragonfly tattoo this past year.
I believe dragonflies are souls that have passed on coming by to check on you. :smelling-flower:

That's so lovely. Thank you for sharing it with me...

[Enchantress]

I've decided that I need to give back in life a bit. So, I'm going to volunteer to excercise, play with and clean cages of bunnies without homes. It will be all sorts of bunny fun!

[Random]

Dragonflys are also messengers, and harbinger of change..

Tis a good thing...

While walking my :dog: this afternoon, I was followed by three beautiful dragonflies. They flew here and there keeping pace with me. It felt like a sign. But Of what, I know not.

It was lovely...

[Nat]

anthony kiedis can pull of a skirt and fishnets

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[Nat]

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These have some great moments. I so miss the 90s.

[Duchess]

I'm in the mood to watch Spartacus whup some AZZ..:popcorn:

[Write14u]

I'm with you on the signage, Enchantress.

I see lots of things in my backyard when I'm out there with the pups, but for the first time today, I saw a butterfly. It was a beautiful one, colors ranging from midnight blue to turqouise. It meant something to me. It actually was a direct answer to a question for me.

What it wasn't, however, was a harbinger of a good day. Man, things went to hell after that, with problems with my lawnmower and weed whacker, and running behind all day. BUT, it ended up great because I'm with my besties for the night and a couple hours closer to tomorrow's destination.

Overall, a good day.

[Enchantress]

My sister is driving me m.a.d.

No joke.

If she rings me once more to tell me icky things I'll have to strangle her.

[Enchantress]

Kill me. She's still talking.

Save yourselves.

[moxie]

It's going to help me be unruly...I can't wait.

[Rook]

Macaulay bought Marilyn Manson his first pack of cigarettes for Manson's role as Christina during the filming of Party Monster (2003). He said he found it so ironic considering that Manson is considered "the Antichrist" by many, and it's Macaulay Culkin who's corrupting him.

:blink:

[Leigh]

I finally got the call today for My gallbladder surgery: May 14th @ 1:30pm I will be in surgery and will be in the hospital for 5-7 days afterwards (because they are cutting Me open to do so) ............. I'm not looking forward to being in the hospital but I am glad they are finally going to get that thing out of Me :)

[Diva]

Ok.....it's official......I have lost my mind!

I've been doing The Major Purge~a~Rama at Your Chez Diva for the past few months.....I've been moving SOME of this stuff around with me for years!!!

And I have a pretty serious collection of Beanie Babies (oh the joys of being a teacher!).....I had 2 boxes which I thought I'd consolidate into one big Rubbermaid tub. (No, as a matter of fact, I'm NOT getting rid of them!) Dumped one box.....lovely. Dumped the 2nd box ~ which was bigger ~ and at the bottom of that box (which became the top of the tub!) fell ~ oh, probably 100 letters....old letters! They date back from the early-mid 1940's! And they are from a young Marine to his mother. She lived in Iowa. He was stationed in CA. His first name is my daughter's first name!

I know. Eerie.

Here's the deal.......I don't know WHO this guy IS! I don't know WHERE those letters came from!!!!!!! (I swear, if ANY of You say...."They came from California, Diva" I'll smack You over the head with a big ol' smackin' thang!!! I mean it! ;) )

:|


It's sorta freakin' me out a little.......


His penmanship is lovely, though!!!

[Enchantress]

I woke up at 10:00 am with a :dog: cutting off my blood flow as she pressed her paw (and all of her weight) into my jugular, all my hair on one side of my head (don't ask, I haven't a clue) and a blurry mind.

I'm waiting for my mind to clear.

When that happens I can safely take a shower to wash away the freakish hair.

As for the dog, she's eaten and been walked and is currently staring a hole through me as I write (I'm not making eye contact though)...

[Butterbean]

I should plant the tomato plants I bought.

[Rook]

Today's Kentucky Derby should be very Interesting...
Drenched muddy Track....
{Hopefully last years tragedy doesn't repeat}

Mum called and told me she likes watching the "Before" of the Derby, she found out "Average" Horse owners rub shoulders here with Multi-Millionaires..
heh

We agreed we'd rather attend an after-party from those 25 people, than the multimillionaire...

I just want a mint julep ~drool

:candle::rose:

[Queerasfck]

http://the-adventurers-club.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/01/kungfugrip_2.jpg

causes blindness

[Pixie]

Children's laughter is my favorite sound

[Kobi]

Am watching Wanda Sykes in Sick and Tired....her live comedy show in Seattle. Can't tell if it is funny or not cuz she thinks saying f*** and mutherf****** every few seconds is a good thing. Yet, profanity in comedy, to me, takes the place of saying something really funny.

[moxie]

Captain America is too a famous captain. *insert eyeroll here*

[Mister Bent]

Captain America is too a famous captain. *insert eyeroll here*

Don't start!

What's next - Superman wasn't all that super?

[moxie]

Don't start!

What's next - Superman wasn't all that super?

Hey now!
Someone else said it, not me.

Aquaman isn't very fishy though.

[Queerasfck]

Captain America is too a famous captain. *insert eyeroll here*


Don't start!

What's next - Superman wasn't all that super?

So is Captain Morgan. Hey look at menage a trois multi-quoting!
Also, I miss June.

[Mister Bent]

Hey now!
Someone else said it, not me.

Aquaman isn't very fishy though.

Aquaman always seemed to be stretching it as a superhero.

So is Captain Morgan. Hey look at menage a trois multi-quoting!
Also, I miss June.

You need someone to be mean to you? Where's Betty?

[moxie]

So is Captain Morgan. Hey look at menage a trois multi-quoting!
Also, I miss June.

Getting all French on us. Oooh la la.
Hell, if we are going to count Captain Morgan we need to consider Captain Kangaroo.

Aquaman always seemed to be stretching it as a superhero.



You need someone to be mean to you? Where's Betty?

He does have the super sonic capability though.

[Mister Bent]

Getting all French on us. Oooh la la.
Hell, if we are going to count Captain Morgan we need to consider Captain Kangaroo.


Now I want cereal.

[Queerasfck]

Aquaman always seemed to be stretching it as a superhero.



You need someone to be mean to you? Where's Betty?

He can breath underwater and talk to sea creatures with some sorta super sonic wave thing.
Who's Betty????

[Mister Bent]

He can breath underwater and talk to sea creatures with some sorta super sonic wave thing.
Who's Betty????

Sorry, was getting cereal.

I'll give you that about Aquaman, but what did he ever really do?

You know Betty. Betty Noire.

[moxie]

Sorry, was getting cereal.

I'll give you that about Aquaman, but what did he ever really do?

You know Betty. Betty Noire.


Hello?!
He used his sonic capabilities to summon sea creatures to help him fight evil. The first environmentally-friendly superhero.
And you say you know superheroes.
I scoff at thee.

[Mister Bent]

Hello?!
He used his sonic capabilities to summon sea creatures to help him fight evil. The first environmentally-friendly superhero.
And you say you know superheroes.
I scoff at thee.

I'm blaming age.

I forgot.

Mea fucking culpa!

[Hack]

Now I want cereal.

Cap'n Crunch?

Regular or Peanut Butter?


God, now I want cereal too.

[Enchantress]

Cap'n Crunch?

Regular or Peanut Butter?


God, now I want cereal too.

Oh.Dear.God.

Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

Ugh.

[sharonsuburbia]

:dots:

im in a i dont give a fuck mood

saturday night and a vibe grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


:tongue:

[moxie]

Cap'n Crunch?

Regular or Peanut Butter?


God, now I want cereal too.


Oh.Dear.God.

Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

Ugh.

The Cap'n tears up the roof of my mouth.

Mind. out. of. gutter.

[Mister Bent]

Cap'n Crunch?

Regular or Peanut Butter?


God, now I want cereal too.

Crunch Berries!


Oh.Dear.God.

Now *I* want peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

Ugh.

The PB is gross, no!

The Cap'n tears up the roof of my mouth.

Mind. out. of. gutter.



My mind, get out of it!

[Diva]

So. I channelled Pinkie Lee last night and bought a box of wine.

:|

I know.

And usually I just punch the perforated place and pull the little twisty thing out and stick it in the freezer, right? But I was having difficulty doing that for some reason. The perforation place was hangin' on for dear life.

SOooooooooooooooooooo...............

I got my handy~dandy trusted lime~green box cutter, right? And I just helped it along a little and stuck it in the refrigerator.

Fast forward 1 hour......

I open the door to get a glass and the shelf on which the box sits is a little pool of red wine......it had dribbled down even, into the produce drawer...what a MESS!

It seems in my enthusiasm to get to that wine, I knicked the plastic bag inside (I cannot bring myself to say "bladder", thank You.) and created a slow leak.

I have one pitcher. It had a little bit of juice in it, which I dumped into a glass. And now, I have one pitcher, 3 big mason jars and 2 drinking glasses full of chillable red wine sitting on the now~clean shelf (with a matching clean produce drawer, I might add)......

Life is good. :dozey: (Though there WAS about a half a glass WASTED in the spill....<sigh> )

I know how BP feels now........

[Enchantress]

I wish I could somehow record the way it feels when my pup snuggles up behind my knees in bed at night. That way, no matter what, I will always remember and have this feeling.

Time for bed.

[Gemme]

Wine should never be wasted and Cap'n Crunch cereal *does* tear up tender mouths. I don't care if anyone's mind goes in the gutter, just as long as they don't try to set up shop in my corner. :weightlifter:

I prefer Pops or Lucky Charms, if I'm being honest.

[Enchantress]

Wine should never be wasted and Cap'n Crunch cereal *does* tear up tender mouths. I don't care if anyone's mind goes in the gutter, just as long as they don't try to set up shop in my corner. :weightlifter:

I prefer Pops or Lucky Charms, if I'm being honest.

Sugar Pops! It's even fun to say...

They'reeeeeee great. NO, wait, that's frosted flakes.

*blink*

[Butterbean]

Wut about Apple Jacks?

[Diva]

So last night, I had a dream about a meeting with our not~so~illustrious governor, Rick Perry, and his wife. It was to get some stuff on the table....i.e. for me to tell him what a complete jackass he is (and he is, even when I'm not asleep).

We had to have a mediator.

It was Oprah. :goodscore:

[Mr. Moon]

well...took a really old pain pill last night for the ever so aching arm...

I am STILL GROGGY.

=|

damn

[Enchantress]

I just bit into the reddest, largest, juiciest, sweetest, strawberry I have ever encountered. So much so that it felt slightly obscene.

[Hack]

Monster Trail Mix from Target will be the death of me.

[turasultana]

well shit, one more hour and i think i'll be too in love to adopt out this kitten. is 6 cats too many?

oy.

[Leigh]

Its amazing what My 12 yr old sister can find on youtube ......... you be the judge:

YouTube- If Rabbit Were Gay


:|

[JakeTulane]

Is it :santa1: yet?

[moxie]

It's official. He's obsessed.

[Mister Bent]

It's official. He's obsessed.

You be quiet.

Now I have you to blame for Florence. My new redhead.

Hubba.

[Hack]

You be quiet.

Now I have you to blame for Florence. My new redhead.

Hubba.

HvAlSuqo174

[Enchantress]

I need something (although I'm not sure what exactly). But I guarantee that something is not within reach...

[Enchantress]

I want to nap. It's rather late and the odds are I'll wake up all discombobulated and possibly cranky (read:growly). But I think I'm willing to take this chance.

Ah, sweet, pillow topped, bed of mine, I love thee so.

[Enchantress]

Is thinking *nada* ...

I suppose this should be my (other) word of the day or what's on your mind, eh (but if it were posted in what's on your mind it would be nothing, right?)?

Things come and go quickly in life, when you blink they're gone.

This message brought to you by a growly (read:yep, I napped) girl who is definitely discombobulated. Oh yes and I need (yes, need) chocolate.

Any questions?

[SassyLeo]

It is April. It has been cold enough that I have actually turned my heat on this month.

:wtf:

These are times I actually do miss CA weather :(

[Queerasfck]

Just heard this...."my art project is ugly, ugly, ugly! I can't do sh*t."
She's so Jan Brady. Almost.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vI0RnBDDwQo/Re2MsNo8JGI/AAAAAAAAAS4/QYsCCRHTW0g/s320/jan+brady.jpg

[apretty]

Just heard this...."my art project is ugly, ugly, ugly! I can't do sh*t."
She's so Jan Brady. Almost.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vI0RnBDDwQo/Re2MsNo8JGI/AAAAAAAAAS4/QYsCCRHTW0g/s320/jan+brady.jpg

oh dear! i'm about to accidentally unfriend you!

[moxie]

Just heard this...."my art project is ugly, ugly, ugly! I can't do sh*t."
She's so Jan Brady. Almost.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vI0RnBDDwQo/Re2MsNo8JGI/AAAAAAAAAS4/QYsCCRHTW0g/s320/jan+brady.jpg

Now now. Jan isn't so bad.
I used to rub lemons on my face as a kid to get rid of my freckles because Jan did.

[Softly]

my partner got HOLE tickets for end of June and ALL I've been hearing about since is Hole Hole Hole and in the car? HOLE. UNTIL JUNE I WILL HAVE TO HEAR THIS :(

:farmshotgun: :censor:

[apretty]

this weekend was TOO short, dang it.

[Queerasfck]

this weekend was TOO short, dang it.


yeah, I didn't get to go to Popeyes.

[Lady Pamela]

~*~ Soar~*~

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/dorothy_forbes2000/Spirit_Soar.gif


Healing the Heart

Open your heart, for it wishes to be free.
To enliven your Spirit with endless joy.
It wishes to sing and dance and forget that it was ever closed in the first place.
This dance of joy also wishes to enliven and heal those around you,
for nothing furthers compassion more than to share it.
Your heart has wings you see, to let your Spirit soar within it's infinite light of Joy.
So open your heart to loving and being loved, for that is the only way that it can heal.

Whatever it takes, open your heart.

[redrose]

i cooked hotdog for breakfast,,, it's a milestone,,, LOL!!!
well, i got a kiss from my nephews ,,, (f)

[moxie]

Is it immature of me that whenever I see a cute dog I giggle?

[apretty]

Is it immature of me that whenever I see a cute dog I giggle?

totally!

*i scream, 'OH MY GAWD! A BAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEE!'

(ez accuses me of only being with him for the pug)

[SassyLeo]

yeah, I didn't get to go to Popeyes.

But have you been to http://www.eatatovereasy.com/?

(It was on Diners Drive-ins and Dives...)

apparently they have delicious biscuits and gravy ;)

[moxie]

totally!

*i scream, 'OH MY GAWD! A BAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEE!'

(ez accuses me of only being with him for the pug)

I say something similar: "OH MY. LOOK AT THE PUPPY!" no matter how old the dog is.


I have a book of puppies that I keep in my desk at work that whenever I get in a foul mood I can pull out and giggle. Co-workers think I am weird.

[Queerasfck]

But have you been to http://www.eatatovereasy.com/?

(It was on Diners Drive-ins and Dives...)

apparently they have delicious biscuits and gravy ;)

No, we haven't been here, but thanks for the tip! Sadly, we've been really slow about finding good spots to eat at. You know, you get kinda used to your old standbys and we had ours in San Diego. Best Mexican, Robertos, best deep dish pizza Lefty's, best sushi Sushi Deli, best deli D.Z. Atkins, I miss my old spots. We need to find ours and we haven't yet. Wap wah (sad trombone).

[Lady Pamela]

http://rlv.zcache.com/trying_to_grow_peace_of_mind_poster-p228059591972962059tdcp_400.jpg



We can only help make our lives and our world more peaceful, when we ourselves feel peace. Peace already exists within each of us, if we only allow ourselves to feel its comfort. Peace of mind begins when we stop thinking about how far we have to go, or how hard the road has been, and just let ourselves feel peace. Peace of mind gives us the strength to keep trying and keep walking along the path that we KNOW is right for our lives.
-- Robert Alan


People say "I want peace." If you remove I (ego), and your want (desire), you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba


If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, there will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, there will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, there will be peace in the world.
-- Chinese Proverb


Peace starts within each one of us. When we have inner peace, we can be at peace with those around us. When our community is in a state of peace, it can share peace with neighboring communities, and so on. When we feel love and kindness towards others, it not only makes others feel loved and cared for, but it helps us also to develop inner happiness and peace.
-- 14th Dalai Lama

[Enchantress]

I believe that I would like to be referred to as "Your Majesty" from this moment on.

Mm hmm

If Queen Victoria was allowed the honour I don't know why I shouldn't be as well, do you?

this is a rhetorical question of course

[Enchantress]

I've decided to give up all Diet sodas and for some strange reason I chose today to do it (they say there's no time like the present. I say, ugh).

Thinking I need to rethink this one. Diet Coke, my lover, my friend, how I will miss thee...

[Gemme]

I was listening to my favorite radio station and they are doing a pledge drive because they are listener/donation-and grant-funded and the kid says something about thanks for letting them (the kids that run the programs...it's based out of a high school and gives kids a chance to try out the radio field before committing to college, etc as well as some really good real world experience) be WEIRD. That made me happy because it reminded me of the Austinites I hold so dear in my heart. The little bugger then followed that with "...since we're the Marilyn Manson of radio stations..."

:blink:

I still love the music though.

http://c895worldwide.com/web/

[afixer]

:rubberducky:
bathing handsome creatures today.

[SassyLeo]

The cramps. They hurt. I hate them :crybaby:

[UofMfan]

If it keeps raining like this I am going to have to start looking for that diving suit again. Seriously.

[SuperFemme]

This may be the worst tattoo in the universe.

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mugshot1__oPt.jpg

[Enchantress]

Baby Jesus doesn't give to just anyone. Just sayin'.

[Enchantress]

Jaws is on.

I fear I may have a "water" issue after watching (ala everytime I watch it)

Water issue as in: Fear of bubble baths because you can't see the water. Walking in surf (no matter what the water level) fear of faucets and sinks.

No joke.

Yikes.

[Rook]

Saw an Episode on House M.D. today
When he said "Breeder Boot Camp" I almost choked on my food, caught me offguard *lol*
Good one too...

[Pixie]

I believe that I would like to be referred to as "Your Majesty" from this moment on.

Mm hmm

If Queen Victoria was allowed the honour I don't know why I shouldn't be as well, do you?

this is a rhetorical question of course


Well Your Majesty, how was Your day?:admin:

[Enchantress]

Well Your Majesty, how was Your day?:admin:

Ha! It was grand, thank you sweet Pixie for asking (in such an appropriate manner) ; )

You're a dear.

[SuperFemme]

Well Your Majesty, how was Your day?:admin:

Her juice cup died and she sliced her tootsies open.
Hello Kitty made it better.j
Don't let her tough exterior fool you.

[UofMfan]

Her juice cup died and she sliced her tootsies open.
Hello Kitty made it better.j
Don't let her tough exterior fool you.

I am glad the fact checker was here to set things straight.

[SuperFemme]

I am glad the fact checker was here to set things straight.

Shhh. I'm holding a cute baby whilst I eat a delicious dinner.
Neener Neener.

[UofMfan]

Shhh. I'm holding a cute baby whilst I eat a delicious dinner.
Neener Neener.

That is so wrong! teasing me with the baby and dinner.

Hand over the baby, now!

[SuperFemme]

That is so wrong! teasing me with the baby and dinner.

Hand over the baby, now!j
I am so NOT handing a baby over to someone with an unused oven.
No pun intended. Swear. :|

[UofMfan]

j
I am so NOT handing a baby over to someone with an unused oven.
No pun intended. Swear. :|

Haha, I will start using it STAT!

Now hand over the baby!

[SuperFemme]

Haha, I will start using it STAT!

Now hand over the baby!

Ok.
Know of any good overnight freight companies?

[Enchantress]

I don't want to sound like a whiner. When one is a "majesty" it's important to put on a happy, pretty front ; )

[UofMfan]

Ok.
Know of any good overnight freight companies?

Yeah, one or two. DHL :) Oh and make sure to use the correct shipping box, they are really picky about that, hmm, yes they are.

[SuperFemme]

I don't want to sound like a whiner. When one is a "majesty" it's important to put on a happy, pretty front ; )

You can whine pretty.
I'm sure of it.

[SuperFemme]

Yeah, one or two. DHL :) Oh and make sure to use the correct shipping box, they are really picky about that, hmm, yes they are.

Who is picky?
The baby or the shipping co.?

[UofMfan]

Who is picky?
The baby or the shipping co.?

The shipping company. The baby is precious, perfect, super cute, and she can pick and whine all she wants.

Now hand her over!

[Enchantress]

You can whine pretty.
I'm sure of it.

You flatter me so.

*blush*

[SuperFemme]

You flatter me so.

*blush*

See?
You are FAR too cute for broken glassware.

[Write14u]

Because this cracked me up again tonight:

YouTube- Toyota Design It with Kyle Busch Commercial 2010.mpg

Who doesn't love kittens and bunnies ...and baby seals?


AND...

YouTube- Denny Hamlin Design It Enter It Commercial 2010 [HD]

Who doesn't love love?
I love love!

[Pixie]

Ha! It was grand, thank you sweet Pixie for asking (in such an appropriate manner) ; )

You're a dear.

:eyebat:;):rose:

Her juice cup died and she sliced her tootsies open.
Hello Kitty made it better.j
Don't let her tough exterior fool you.

Ooooo that's no good,yay for hello kitty to the rescue! It totally fooled me for a second, thanks for clearing that right up!

I don't want to sound like a whiner. When one is a "majesty" it's important to put on a happy, pretty front ; )

I'm pretty sure the title gets all the glitz and glam and whining privileges!!!

[Gemme]

Because this cracked me up again tonight:

YouTube- Toyota Design It with Kyle Busch Commercial 2010.mpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYXiwlDBCZc)

Who doesn't love kittens and bunnies ...and baby seals?


AND...

YouTube- Denny Hamlin Design It Enter It Commercial 2010 [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvTcBDdT2P4)

Who doesn't love love?
I love love!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, that was funny!

"I love you."

"I love you, too."

"No, put that on the spoiler."

:blink:

Priceless.

[Billy]

Non-Nashvillians: please spread the word, in case folks don't grasp the severity of what's going on. Temporary shelters are at capacity, missing people are unaccounted for, many homes are under water, we're in a water conservation emergency, much of Nashville's economic base is threatened by flood damage, etc, etc. We're going to need help. Text 'REDCROSS' to 90999 to donate $10 to disaster relief. Thanks
:titantic::titantic::titantic:

[Write14u]

So I'm stuck in this training session. The woman leading it appears (reads) butch by presentation but is the married mother of 3. *grin* Down here in the South it's not usually that hard to decipher.
Disclaimer: this is merely an observation, not a presentation discussion.

[Enchantress]

My total posts just hit 666 (667 now).

Does this make me officially evil?

If so, did my evilness last for that short period when I was at 666 or did it just begin?

Uh huh. Profound and possibly evil

[SuperFemme]

My son turns 12 today.
I'll miss him until he's 21 and back to normal. :tongue:

[Enchantress]

http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/satin-slingback-pump.html

[Venus007]

I guess I have to start working out, ugh
wait, wait that is a bad attitude
I guess I have to start working out, oh joy, oh bliss, oh glee

[Enchantress]

Another evenings sleep filled with nightmares. Up to try and dispel them. Not really the way I like starting my days (especially when I have at least three more hours of sleep left). Ugh.

[Bad_boi]

POOP: If you laughed you are immature.

[Diva]

I just changed a door knob! So now my guests can go to the potty and POOP <looking up> and not worry about whether or not someone will walk in on them!

Can I hear an "AMEN!" please? :elefant:

[suebee]

I just changed a door knob! So now my guests can go to the potty and POOP <looking up> and not worry about whether or not someone will walk in on them!

Can I hear an "AMEN!" please? :elefant:







AMEN DIVA! :thumbsup: Da :floatbee: hereby awards you the pink screwdriver award!

[Diva]

AMEN DIVA! :thumbsup: Da :floatbee: hereby awards you the pink screwdriver award!



OH! Thank You, Little Beehive! That's good, cuz now, I'm about to change the front door knob! (I was using the bathroom door as a warm~up! :simplelaugh: )

[suebee]

OH! Thank You, Little Beehive! That's good, cuz now, I'm about to change the front door knob! (I was using the bathroom door as a warm~up! :simplelaugh: )





Oh LAWD! She may never get in her house again! :missing:

[Diva]

Oh LAWD! She may never get in her house again! :missing:



Well I got started, but then I had to stop and watch the 7~year~old tap dancin' boy on Ellen....and then I had to stop and watch Melissa Etheridge. <sigh>

The new front door knob/dead bolt is in, but I didn't do as good a job on it as I did the bathroom door. It's bothering me that it doesn't close easily. Locks just fine! Hmph! ;)

[Butterbean]

Think I'm gonna order a big box of See's chocolate...







.

[Enchantress]

.. Yo soy ..

[SuperFemme]

I just changed a door knob! So now my guests can go to the potty and POOP <looking up> and not worry about whether or not someone will walk in on them!

Can I hear an "AMEN!" please? :elefant:







People poop at your house?
I'm not able, I get scaredy poop.

[Diva]

People poop at your house?
I'm not able, I get scaredy poop.



I think now that I have a lock on the bathroom door, they will.....

Don't be askeered, A.....Lucy will protect You! :doghead:

[Gemme]

http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/satin-slingback-pump.html

I have shoes similar to those. Tre cute!

I just changed a door knob! So now my guests can go to the potty and POOP <looking up> and not worry about whether or not someone will walk in on them!

Can I hear an "AMEN!" please? :elefant:







AMEN! :praying:

[Hack]

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[Hack]

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[Hack]

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[Gemme]

My turn!

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[Write14u]

Margaritas are awesome. Even better if it's Cinco de Mayo and they're a buck off. *grin* Work friends who can be coerced into having a few of them with you are even better.

[Write14u]

Random pondering of the day: How long should one display awesome birthday cards on the mantle before reluctantly packing them -- and the sweet memories -- away?

[Apocalipstic]

The air all around is heavy with emotion

it hangs on everything like a damp shroud.

[Butterbean]

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[Leigh]

I love watching CSI, especially if its a marathon :thumbsup:

[BestButchBoy]

The artists are different. They took a leap. They weren't pushed. They jumped.

[Nat]

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[sylvie]

i, too, love CSI marathons!

[Enchantress]

My pup Lulu sat in a stream of sunlight today and tried to eat every little bit of dust that was illuminated.

Not only did this cause great amusement, but it kept her busy for a good half hour or so.

I'm so proud.

Ha!

[JakeTulane]

Birds of a feather, flock together.

[shadows papa]

My pup Lulu sat in a stream of sunlight today and tried to eat every little bit of dust that was illuminated.

Not only did this cause great amusement, but it kept her busy for a good half hour or so.

I'm so proud.

Ha!

Doing that would have probably occupied ME for at least 45 minutes!:tease:

[Enchantress]

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[moxie]

I am SO smart I cannot stand it!

[Gemme]

I want a life 'do over'.

[UofMfan]

"I don't have time to get turned on" LMAO!

[Lady Pamela]

Just an update and a Thank You!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs529.ash1/31045_389569079421_681939421_4196920_6496818_n.jpg

Update on my Great Great Nephew Kaison:

He had his breathing machine removed and is almost 5 lbs. now.

Thank you to all who kept him in your thoughts and prayers.

Hopefully he will get oxygen off soon so he can come home.

Thanks again!

[Nat]

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"This is not about charity as you know here in this room. This is about justice: justice and equality"

""Love thy neighbor" is not a piece of advice, it's a command."

[moxie]

I just broke the 11th Commandment.

[Mister Bent]

Freeze tag. Precursor to voguing.

[redrose]

i believe in you, no matter what they say, i will stand by you, i always value your opinion,,, (f)

[BestButchBoy]

Cool isn’t manufactured. Cool doesn’t ‘try’ to be anything. That’s what makes it cool. Cool is organic, innovative, and intangible. Cool just is. ~ from Mark VV

[Leigh]

Oy, its too early to be awake on a Sunday :blink:

[Just_G]

Woke up today with horrible regret about the weekend....I am all up in my head today and need to stop thinking so much. UGGGGHHHHHH! I hate feeling this way. I need to find something positive, something to take my mind away from the place it is in....it is so rare that I find myself here.

[UofMfan]

Reading this article from HuffPo, it is a wonderful way to start the morning!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/09/hottest-female-actions-st_n_562983.html

Scarlett, by a mile :)

[Mister Bent]

Reading this article from HuffPo, it is a wonderful way to start the morning!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/09/hottest-female-actions-st_n_562983.html

Scarlett, by a mile :)

Damn. Thanks for the distraction!

That's a long way from Lost in Translation or Girl With a Pearl Earring for Scarlett Johansson.

[femmedyke]

Reading this article from HuffPo, it is a wonderful way to start the morning!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/09/hottest-female-actions-st_n_562983.html

Scarlett, by a mile :)

I gotta say Charlize...... damn! Smokin' ...all of em... and inspirational too, I've wanted Hamilton's T2 arms for years now!

[UofMfan]

Damn. Thanks for the distraction!

That's a long way from Lost in Translation or Girl With a Pearl Earring for Scarlett Johansson.

How about a long way from the girl in The Horse Whisperer!

Hey I figure if I was distracted I may as well share.

I gotta say Charlize...... damn! Smokin' ...all of em... and inspirational too, I've wanted Hamilton's T2 arms for years now!

All of them are, it really was tough rating those pictures :) And believe me, I think we ALL wanted her arms!

[Nat]

Interesting bit about Ayn Rand's worship of a sociopathic murderer (http://www.michaelprescott.net/hickman.htm)

[Gemme]

I was informed that I'm being stalked.

I think I like it. :blink:

[BornBronson]

I always found Stephen Hawking (famous astrophysicist) fascinating.But he kind of caught me off guard with his warning about contacting aliens from space.Well,I haven't been trying,much.But he is right in a lot of ways.I do think they are far more advanced than humans,and if they know we exist they might try to take over our planet,or worse,destroy the human race.Mercy.We must fight them,then.

I suppose that's what Spock meant by "Good Luck".

:smokejoint:



*Snort*

[Rook]

I do Agree with Hawking on those Aliens...
Sometimes it's best left alone...
I mean c'mon..if early Explorers fucked over the Natives, can u imagine E.T.???
I love watching V, but I'm happy not knowing in reality..
:brainsucker:

[Rook]

El significado de ser madre estaba ligado entre las taínas al misterioso mundo de sus dioses y creencias.

Según Fray Ramón Pané (1495-98) y Pedro Mártir (1525), la Diosa Madre taína tenía cinco nombres, que parecen denotar distintos aspectos de la Madre Tierra. Veamos la etimología de algunos de sus nombres en el idioma arahuaco: Attabeira se descompone en atta “madre” y beira “manantial”, o sea “Madre Manantial”. Esta sería una manifestación de la Madre Tierra de donde nacen los manantiales dadores de vida. En los petroglifos en Caguana se representa a la abuela ancestral como una combinación de rana y tortuga, animales muy fecundos asociados al agua.

Guacarapita, otro de sus nombres, se descompone en guácara “cueva” y apito “principio y fin”. Esto significaría La Cueva del Principio y el Fin o la vagina cósmica de la Madre Tierra, que da origen a los seres de la creación y recibe en su seno al difunto. Los taínos enterraban a sus muertos en posición fetal, lo que probablemente es un regreso al vientre de la Madre Tierra. Dice el mito que el héroe mitológico Guajayona, se llevó a todas las madres taínas a Matininó, la Isla de las Amazonas, y los hombres quedaron sin sus esposas dentro de la cueva del origen.

Al despertar, los bebés lloraban diciendo -toa, toa-, llamando con gran pena a sus madres y se convirtieron en ranas y coquíes, que en recuerdo de este suceso, anuncian la primavera con su canto.

Mientras tanto, los hombres, que buscaban desesperados a sus esposas, avistaron a cuatro animales sin sexo que se deslizaban entre las ramas de los árboles.

Con la ayuda de los cuatro caracoles, dioses mitológicos capturaron a estas criaturas e idearon la manera de convertirlas en mujeres. Llamaron entonces al pájaro carpintero quien, creyendo que eran árboles, les talló con el pico la natura femenina.

Desde ese día, el pájaro carpintero picotea los árboles engalanado con las plumas rojas que adquirió de un salpicón de sangre que manchó su pecho. Así se rememoraba en el areito ese instante en que los dioses les concedieron a estas primeras madres el maravilloso privilegio de dar a luz a nuestro pueblo taíno.

Happy Mothers Day ..-s-:praying:

[Diva]

I always found Stephen Hawking (famous astrophysicist) fascinating.But he kind of caught me off guard with his warning about contacting aliens from space.Well,I haven't been trying,much.But he is right in a lot of ways.I do think they are far more advanced than humans,and if they know we exist they might try to take over our planet,or worse,destroy the human race.Mercy.We must fight them,then.

I suppose that's what Spock meant by "Good Luck".

:smokejoint:



*Snort*


Aliens........republicans/tea party..........


I choose the aliens. :fastdraq:

[Rook]

hmm, I always did have an aversion to acid puking aliens...{although, republicans could always surprise me, horribly..}
:|

[Enchantress]

A day of rising early, baking, dipping strawberries in chocolate, cooking brunch, cleaning up after brunch and being pretty, witty, charming and gay has left me utterly exhausted (but happy). Best of all, my mother (and others) smiled and enjoyed the merriment...

Now, no more of this for at least another 6 months until Thanksgiving.

*blink*

[IttyBittyFem]

Ya gotta love it, that's if you're in to this sort of stuff:

http://childhoodmemorykeeper.blogspot.com/2009/03/psa-forest-fire-prevention.html

[Nat]

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[Rook]

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gotta love baby dykes & puppy love..

:fallenangel:

[BornBronson]

I do Agree with Hawking on those Aliens...
Sometimes it's best left alone...
I mean c'mon..if early Explorers fucked over the Natives, can u imagine E.T.???



Somebody fucked over the Natives??? Are they still here?,point'em out!!! :furious:


This Elena Kagan,there's something I like about her.

[moxie]

I need some tickets to the gun show.

[Pixie]

*Currently inventing the over analyzer emergency shut off switch*

[Rook]

i forgot how pathetically funny ren & stimpy show is lol
:fallenangel:

[AtLast]

Random Pooh-Pah!
:nerd:

[Butterbean]

So, this black teenage kitty appeared a few days ago. She's scrawny and has a hunchback and never stops meowing. As cats go, she's got a face only a mother could love.

Today, she and my dog made friends..and she decided she likes me. She came in the house everytime I opened the door while I was trying to hang laundry. She seems to enjoy my ankles. She's lonely. She wants to be heard. She smacks up the dog when necessary.

She lets me pet her and isn't feral. I have no idea where she came from. Tonight, I noticed her humpback is due to a large cyst or spongy growth on her shoulder blade. It's not painful to the touch and she's full of energy so I'm not sure what to make of it.

I told her if she's still around in the morning, I'll take her to the vet. Bear in mind, I don't want a cat. They make me itch. They leave hair on my pillow. They get on the counters at night. I like feral cats..who live outside.

The cat and my dog are obsessed with each other and are communicating through the kitchen window. The cats sits on the chair on the patio on the outside of the window..and BLossom sits on the chair at the table in the kitchen. And, they communicate. A lot.

I've been sneaking around my kitchen for the last 3-4 hours. The cat has been eating at the feeders, sitting on the patio chair, and now she's in the entryway off the kitchen. Resting comfortably. She doesn't appear to have plans to go anywhere. I hesitate to have her in the house until she is checked over by a vet..but I feel awful thinking about her out there.

I have company arriving Wednesday. I need a mani/pedi. Blossom is getting a bath and a shave.

Blossom just had a $260.00 surgery bill and needs shots in June. She has an Secondary AV heart block and her vet care is expensive.

I DON"T NEED A $300.00 VET BILL FOR A SCRAWNY HUNCHBACK CAT!!!!

Yet this kitty has adopted us. Blossom has adopted her. Try as I might, I can't NOT like this cat.

Ughhh... I might have been adopted against my will. Again. Sigh, I'm taking a comforter out there for her to sleep on.




.

[Rook]

figures..I stay home cuz it's pissing cats and dogs....and the sun starts shining by 2 pm..
:rainsing:

[Random]

The cat and my dog are obsessed with each other and are communicating through the kitchen window. The cats sits on the chair on the patio on the outside of the window..and BLossom sits on the chair at the table in the kitchen. And, they communicate. A lot..

I once had an orange stripped tom cat fall madly, head over ass, in love with a wiener dog who lived across the street..

His love was returned...

It was the strangest thing to watch..

Sis would start pawing at the door and meowing up a storm when his star crossed mate was outside... The lil dog would do a mad dash for our door as soon as she was let out...

Sigh...

*No interspecies hook ups were the result of this love.. they just wanted to be together*

[Andrew, Jr.]

You cannot fight Mother Nature. No way no how. Mother Nature wins all the time. :floatbee:

[WingsOnFire]

What causes ants to invade ones home when it rains?!?!? Ughh... sigh...

[Enchantress]

Setting the scene:

Early, Monday morning.

Me: Guest bedroom in a twin bed (at my parents)

Me: Rolling over to get comfortable (blissfully sleepy)

The mattress: Not completely centered on the bed. 4 or so inches hanging over the edge of the box spring (unbeknownst to me).

Me: suddenly falling (on my back) slowly as the mattress wedges itself on one side between the bed and me and the closet on the other side.

Me: Panic begins to saturate my being as pillows topple onto me posing possible suffocation issues.

Me: thinking "I'm falling and I can't get up"

Me: wrestling desperately with the top heavy mattress in the hopes of making my way to safety.

Me: Finally finding an *out*

My dog: Staring at me from the other twin bed across the room with a WTF look on her face and utter shock.

Me: Thinking, seriously?


The rest of the morning and day continued on in such a vein. Jealous aren't you?

Uh huh.

[JakeTulane]

Naps are good. Naps are even better with a human alarm clock.

[SuperFemme]

Gosh Enchantress.
The only thing that hit me today was a thought.

[UofMfan]

Gosh Enchantress.
The only thing that hit me today was a thought.

Yeah and we can't post it on here.

[Enchantress]

Gosh Enchantress.
The only thing that hit me today was a thought.

You're lucky. If you wish hard enough maybe you'll have a nifty experience like mine. Wish really hard now...

[Lady Pamela]

http://www.dreamstime.com/celestial-event-thumb8509000.jpg

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein

[UofMfan]

I just got the funniest Rep point comment, thank you my friend, I needed a laugh. You know who you are ;)

[Strappie]

My friend called me tonight she was feeling a little "blue" so she said "I called you cause I know you always make me feel better" I thougth that was sweet. She continued the conversation as I'm trying to make her feel better then the bombshell came.. She says, "I'm feeling a little guilty cause everyone says I text too much" she continues to say "I don't text anymore then the next person" (I'm thinking to myself... "OH GOD DON"T ASK ME HOW MUCH I TEXT IN A MONTH" then it she did it.. she had to ask me how much after she told me she texts about 6-7k texts a month she says it's average. Here's were my part that I'm suppose to be "making her feel better" comes into play or NOT....

I swallow and say umm about 300 ... she says..."In a day?" I'm like "No a month" .... she hung up on me.... lmccao

[Jet]

Have you ever bought a boatload of groceries, everything is organized and abundant and colorful in your fridge, and so you don't want to eat anything because it looks so nice and so do the cupboards?

Yep

That's where i'm at tonight...starving.

[Enchantress]

My toes are cold and I may have to resort to putting on socks...

[SuperFemme]

If I put on socks will the mattress swallow me like the dryer does my socks?

Or is that just wishful wishing?

[Rook]

Wa66d2ctAH8

:cluck: :cluck: :cluck: :cluck: :cluck: :cluck:
srs randomness no?
hehe

[UofMfan]

Last night I came to the realization that I am surrounded by wonderful, caring, sweet, let's not forget beautiful, femme friends.

To all of you, I would add you to my list, but there is not enough room and Natalie, Scarlett, et al get first dibs :)

[rubygirl]

Feels like sometimes there are not enough hours in a day yet on other days, if feels like the day is too long.

[Diva]

I guess things have come full circle and my life as I have known it for the past 3 years is about to come to a screeching halt.....

My daughter ~ who was not supposed to arrive until later today ~ showed up ringing my doorbell at midnight thirty last night!!! lol

Yes, yes, yes, she got that damned spontaneity from me..........

And You guys thought I was crazy NOW............:runforhills:

:giggle:

[Lillie]

This was something I posted about her in the "other" forum...I read it today and it made me smile..

I am in awe of her daily so narrowing this down will be tuff but here goes!

The way she hugs!..she is the best hugger
The way she acts like its no big deal that she just made me the best dinner ever...
I love watching her dress...t-shirt..button fly jeans...oh my..
How she let me wear the "vest" if only once and just smiled when I acted like a child cause she let me wear it
Her silly ass morning hair!..oh my they are a duzzy at times..
Her text messages at random times saying ((baby)))
Hearing her moan first!
Kisses that last so long we need to sit down !...ya those are the best

I love you my sweet girl..you know this!

Live Love Be
Lillie

[Gemme]

It's my Saturday and I have to go play at the library. If it were for enjoyment purposes, I'd be ecstatic. However, I am not since it isn't.

*le sigh*

[Lillie]

YouTube- Are Men and Women born this way???

[Massive]

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This has got to be the oddest and yet most compelling commercial on tv here at the moment ...
I can not not watch this whenever it comes on
But I have to admit, I love the 'duck'!

[Enchantress]

I have bing cherries. I won't share. I won't.

[moxie]

The logic of some people baffles me to the point where I wonder why someone hasn't gone Darwinian on their ass.

[Hack]

ApjoS1mYhBA

[Lady Pamela]

http://www.hecatescauldron.org/goddess%20triple%20moon%203%20animated.gif


The Law of Attraction states that all forms of matter and energy are attracted to that which is of a like vibration. The implications of this law are vast, and the law holds true for all known Universes. "That which is like unto itself is drawn." The thoughts we hold attract similar thoughts and become large masses of thought called thoughtforms. The general vibration that a person holds is representative of the balance of their thoughts. As we become aware or conscious of our thoughts, we can raise our vibration by setting forth thoughts that are more in harmony with our desires. When our thoughts are in harmony with our highest desires, we are filled with joy and ecstasy. When we learn to set forth our thoughts consciously, we are no longer victims of our own outdated programming. We increasingly attract thought of a higher vibration and raise the level of thought at which we habitually vibrate.

[Lillie]

I have bing cherries. I won't share. I won't.

:wtf: why not! :bigcry:
:sparklyheart:
:bouquet::bouquet::bouquet::bouquet::gimmehug::gim mehug::gimmehug::gimmehug:
now will you share them?

[Lady Pamela]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/19/dreams.jpg


It's not your work to make anything happen. It's your work to dream it and let it happen. Law of Attraction will make it happen. In your joy, you create something, and then you maintain your vibrational harmony with it, and the Universe must find a way to bring it about. That's the promise of Law of Attraction.

[JakeTulane]

Two heads are not always better than one.

[Enchantress]

:wtf: why not! :bigcry:
:sparklyheart:
:bouquet::bouquet::bouquet::bouquet::gimmehug::gim mehug::gimmehug::gimmehug:
now will you share them?



You asked so nicely. Of course I'll share. But if they're gone before you get here it's not my fault. Nope. It's not.

[Enchantress]

To my knowledge it has nothing to do with Butch Femme being antiquated terms...

*blink*



I bought a rib eye, marinated it, cooked it and couldn't eat it. Instead I chose a chocolate snack cup of pudding.

Ugh.

Is rib eye good the next day?

[Oneida]

Why won't my calla lillies push through?

[Just_G]

Why won't my calla lillies push through?

Sit by your flower garden and do some le mas. Let me know if it works...lol

[Oneida]

Sit by your flower garden and do some le mas. Let me know if it works...lol

Ha ha! :bucktooth:

[rubygirl]

Why won't my calla lillies push through?

They're not rude enough to push through?

-------------------


YAY I found my cell phone :cheerleader::dance2:

[Random]

Chocolate Creme Brule tastes like tootsie roll

Custard oven baked french toast works...

[Rook]

I know that sometimes life feels like you got hit by a car, but does it have to keep backing up and trying again?

:blink: :raspberry:

[Diva]

Why does this feel like Saturday? I'm pretty sure it's not.

:floatbee:

[Spirit Dancer]

Why does this feel like Saturday? I'm pretty sure it's not.

:floatbee:

Are you sure???? It feels like a lazy Saturday here too?:huhlaugh:

[Ryobi]

Why won't my calla lillies push through?

If the tubers are still in the ground from last year, they won't push through. We in cold snowy climates, have to dig the tubers up in the fall, and over winter them in a dark 50ish degree place until early summer, and plant them again.

If you did all that, they might just be old and done. If you just bought and planted them, take them back and tell the greenhouse people you want ones that are alive this time.

Hope this helps.
Ryan, who is also a fan of the Callas

[Enchantress]

I had a doctors appointment this morning at 9:00 am. Was I there? No. Did I cancel? No. Did I remember the appointment even after a confirmation call was sent to me? No. Was it on my Google calendar? Yes. Is this the only reason I know about said appointment this morning? Yes (because I received an e-mail from said calendar telling me).

Niiiiiiiiice.

Not.

[UofMfan]

I had a super duper wonderful lunch, now I need a nap. I think I will take one!

[Apocalipstic]

A nap would rock!

It's been crazy since the flood and my neck and back muscles are in knots.

[UofMfan]

A nap would rock!

It's been crazy since the flood and my neck and back muscles are in knots.

Naps should be mandatory. I for one take one whenever possible. Now all I really need to do is get that hammock I have been dreaming about for months!

Naps, it does the body and soul good :)

[Just_G]

Gullible: –adjective
easily deceived or cheated.

hm, I think it fits nicely. :brainsucker:

[BestButchBoy]

I feel the same way about 4pm meetings as I do 7am meetings. They're just wrong.

Shall we meet to discuss?

Yeah, no.

[Oneida]

I feel the same way about 4pm meetings as I do 7am meetings. They're just wrong.

Shall we meet to discuss?

Yeah, no.

I was in a 10am meeting today wherein they decided we would regroup tomorrow at....wait for it....4pm. What????!!!!!!!!!

[Oneida]

...4pm FRIDAY

[moxie]

I can take my contacts out now. Yay!

[Lillie]

got a new "title" today

Life Enrichment Coordinater :badscore:

I sorta liked the old one :watereyes:

what ever happened to don't fix it if it ain't broke :overreaction:

and why can't that chick in HR spell my name right!..its seriously 4 letters :watereyes:

"sigh"

[Nat]

Laura Bush - Pro-Choice and Pro-Gay Marriage

HtNabdDx_mU

[Enchantress]

Starbucks is having *Frappacino Happy Hour* every day through the 17th of this month.

That means that between the hours of 3pm and 7pm any drink is half price!

This is cause for celebration, no?

Let's all stand on our chairs and give a round of applause.

What could be more deserving than cold, creamy, coffee confections?

Seriously!!