Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[Rook]

cousin: "dude, count your blessings, u got Family with u..."

me: " yeah...lovely food, and twilight zone reruns, yay"

cousin: "don't knock it that sounds great, now, me? i'm all alone"

me: "what happened to that drag king??"

cousin: "turned out he was married, so..."

me: "ew"

cousin: "besides, i gotta work..."

me: "Ok, I fuckin' hate u....I'm stuffed in bumfuck Ohio, with fireworks on TV....meanwhile, you're bitching cuz u gotta go to work with Mickey Mouse, Pluto, Goofy and all those Princesses??"

cousin: "it aint all that, trust me"

me: "oh...fuck you...go watch the fireworks at Epcot, prick"

cousin: "i love u too..i'll give Snow White a pinch in your name, it is Dopey right?"

-snort- :blink:

Happy New Year's Folks..

[BestButchBoy]

http://i1038.photobucket.com/albums/a464/BestButchBoy/NY2011.jpg
Photo by: Inga Sarda-Sorensen

"Fireworks in Central Park to ring in the New Year, with cityscape."

[morningstar55]

afternooners and HAPPY NEW YRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! LOL

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/colorful-champaign.gif

ya know i been posting this new yrs comment in profiles..... but gawwd....... there is just to many of you. soo im putting in a couple threads.... lol

[Rook]

Ok, I think I realize my fave part in the Original "Die Hard"...
Hard-ass AK-47 toting "terrorist" bank robber Finds enough time to pilfer a Crunch Chocolate bar, and probably a Mars Chocolate bar..

om nom nom nom, eeee....gotta kill some cops...

:spit:

[lipstixgal]

I'm cooking my veggies for my dinner tonight not really sure what to have...there is so much food I have no idea but will figure something out soon enough..just did laundry today like 2 loads too but finished for a couple of days. Tomorrow the floors get washed and continue with the sewing...maybe a skirt.

[Rook]

A local comic made me think long and hard about sea salt.
Whales have huge dicks {or so marine biologists claim},
Walruses are notorious for having the worlds biggest, then there's elephant Seals with their Incredibly Gooey Boogery Noses, Dolphins....and random fish, like Salmon....when they "fuck", oftentimes {90% of fish anyways}, the male "fertilizes" the eggs externally, which is to say they "Shoot" their Milt, and let the chips fall where they may, won't even get into Fish Poop....sooooo, I wont buy sea salt anymore....thanks..goodnight...
:seeingstars:

[Corkey]

Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD ~ At The Doctor's
BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent
FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas!
ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA ~ Wet The Furniture Again
WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?
WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H

ETA: I resemble some of these, you'll just have to guess which ones....

[suebee]

Guess who's making brownies?

Yup, that's right!

Doncha wish you were here right about now?

:floatbee:

[Jet]

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Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ha!.............

[fiercegrrl]

i'm eating so many oranges that my mouth is starting to hurt. i do this in the summer with tomatoes as well. why do such delicious things have to be so acidic?!

[Enchantress]

Tacos = muy delicioso

[Rook]

Kingdom Hearts (http://na.square-enix.com/khbbs/)

~twitch
:mohawk:

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.cutepuppydog.net/pictures/cute-Chihuahua2.jpg

[Jet]

ha ha ha ha

[suebee]

January in Canada. Where the HELL did that mosquito come from? :|

[BestButchBoy]

Watch Location = Right Wrist.

[blackboot]

so I hit the edit button to make sense out of a comment I made. ummm, yeah. it timed out. :byebye:

[JustJo]

...and makes me want to tell Scoote....."You get in the bowl"....which would make absolutely no sense :giggle:

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[torchiegirl]

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[Mister Bent]

It's a BULL not an ox!

[lipstixgal]

Just finishing making pumpkin bread so in the mood for it with butter on the slice...for dessert tonight!! and watching tv with the dogs they are so good being right next to me all day long so loyal its amazing....

[JustLovelyJenn]

I just spent a half an hour laughing at the "People of Walmart"

[afixer]

I think this may have been Jeff Fisher's last game with

http://www.sportsfanhome.com/gridiron_collection/Tennessee%20Titans.jpg

:(

[durrrrrrrr]

yesterday was a surprising day. My family surprised me with a "moving away" party. all of my family was there. It was nice spending that extra time with them. but, once the goodbyes started, It was rough. especially saying goodbye to my niece. She has been and will be the apple of my eye. but, I will visit them as soon as I can.

[BestButchBoy]

Don't hesitate on how you want your steak done.

[Gemme]

I haz a super sweet tooth tonight.

[Jet]

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[Ms. Meander]

All of my pens ran out of ink on the same day. What's up with that?
Some kind of conspiracy, I tell you!

[JustLovelyJenn]

There is $50 missing form my purse....

[ravfem]

All of my pens ran out of ink on the same day. What's up with that?
Some kind of conspiracy, I tell you!

it's cause you're queer!

fuckers.

[dixie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/funny-celebrity-pictures-team-draco.jpg

[katsarecool]

And now that I have discovered the camera on this laptop; I will be setting it up to make my own cat videos. Staring Mimi and Frankie doing there thing. Two boy cats who love each other; play often and chase each other around the house. Camera is going to be sitting on the floor to catch all the action. LOL

[Enchantress]

Why does morning have to be so early?

[BestButchBoy]

Common sense is always in style; it's the new black.

[lipstixgal]

Its a boring day today would love to crochet but can't find my needles or hooks as they are called and the car is still in the shop since Friday oh boy what is taking so friggin long to fix I just hit some snow..what could it possibly be?? the waiting is forever..

[tuffboi29]

http://cdn.static.telepixtv.com/photos/ellen/gallery-images/2010/12/123010-conflicting-signs_full.jpg



To go..Or not to go... :|

I believe that is the real question here.

[JustLovelyJenn]

O M G . . . . . . SALSA TOO HOT!!!!!

[little_ms_sunshyne]

If love like this exists sign me up please! *sigh*

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[Diva]

I'm very disappointed the spinning plate in my microwave has stopped revolving. It was like my own personal carousel, sans ponies.

I'm going to blame Alpha Dog, Strappie or Mister Bent. Maybe Jesse, too. And Mr. DomnNC.

All suspects.

[sylvie]

lucas silveira is delish!
(lead singer of the cliks)
canadian born..
i stalk his covers on youtube all the time :)
this is a leonard cohen cover - chelsea hotel
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[Jesse]

S'plain Lucy!

I'm very disappointed the spinning plate in my microwave has stopped revolving. It was like my own personal carousel, sans ponies.

I'm going to blame Alpha Dog, Strappie or Mister Bent. Maybe Jesse, too. And Mr. DomnNC.

All suspects.

[Sparkle]

breaking point.

[torchiegirl]

mix it up, mr. dj! your tunes are a hit!

http://www.thenewblackmagazine.com/Photofiles/big_vinyl_rules_1.jpg

[Diva]

S'plain Lucy!



:eyebat:
I call it random blame-age.
It's part of my charm. ;)

[BestButchBoy]

The best suit is a tailored one.

[dixie]

Aww...I want a kitty who will put on its own costumes... :)
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/776807a6-8529-4ad9-9d75-921ac3132aaa.gif

[Gentle Tiger]

Aww...I want a kitty who will put on its own costumes... :)

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/776807a6-8529-4ad9-9d75-921ac3132aaa.gif

Brilliant!!

Happy 6th of January!

[Rook]

I need my very own personal, private deep Jacuzzi Hot Tub with Jets.....

[lipstixgal]

Aww...I want a kitty who will put on its own costumes... :)
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/776807a6-8529-4ad9-9d75-921ac3132aaa.gif

That's funny and the cat is hilarious!!

[Rook]

watching "if these walls could talk 2" on Logo Channel, Vanessa Redgrave is very...emotional, makes me wonder what would I do, and the Butch/femme one {Chloë Sevigny} hits close to Home..big-time

[lipstixgal]

watching "if these walls could talk 2" on Logo Channel, Vanessa Redgrave is very...emotional, makes me wonder what would I do, and the Butch/femme one {Chloë Sevigny} hits close to Home..big-time

i'm watcing it too its very good and I wonder what I would do too...the butch woman is nice looking..

[BestButchBoy]

A flat head screwdriver is not a good replacement for a chisel.

[katsarecool]

watching "if these walls could talk 2" on Logo Channel, Vanessa Redgrave is very...emotional, makes me wonder what would I do, and the Butch/femme one {Chloë Sevigny} hits close to Home..big-time

Wonderful movie!

[fiercegrrl]

my dog really likes people food including drinks. she'll often grab my starbucks cup and rip it enough to lick the bottom. but tonight she got the soda cup (she's never had any interest in soda before) off my night stand and brought it onto the bed. where it dumped allllllll over my pillows.
she's lucky that shes so freakin cute.

[Diva]

Dear Mother of Gay and all things holy....
I have run out of Vlasic Zesty Bread 'n' Butter Pickles.

<le pout>

In happy news, I bought a new hair brush.

[dixie]

This REALLY made me laugh cause I'm sitting here eating cheezy poofs at the moment...(NOT the bulk container, however) LOL

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ba88b602-6ef0-489d-bb9e-48afb53c0108.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/648197c6-e64b-4807-9d13-a5a6f030826b.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/song-stuck-in-head.gif?w=500&h=350

[Just_G]

I have been on a research run lately...trying to find books to help me figure these things called "relationships" out. I feel like I keep making the same mistakes over and over again when it comes to communication. Soooo, I found two books that come highly recommended by friends that will help me on this path to better communication and also a better relationship the next time around...some day.

"Receiving Love: Transform your relationship by letting yourself be loved"
and
"The 5 Languages of Love: The secret to love that lasts"

I am very excited to expand my mind and perhaps learn some things about myself that will make me grow and become a better person all around.

HeLLO 2011!!

[Scorp]

Pony pop icons click on each slide 1- 20 via the link below:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/40950241/displaymode/1247?beginSlide=1

[BestButchBoy]

For the wrong woman, you work hard on seeming like a certain guy. For the right one, you become that guy.

[lipstixgal]

my dog really likes people food including drinks. she'll often grab my starbucks cup and rip it enough to lick the bottom. but tonight she got the soda cup (she's never had any interest in soda before) off my night stand and brought it onto the bed. where it dumped allllllll over my pillows.
she's lucky that shes so freakin cute.

My dog loves tea with creamer and sugar I don't know why?? its odd that the dog got into the soda though, what can you do just scold I guess..

[Gemme]

Dogs shouldn't eat people food. It's not good for them.

[JustJo]

Dogs shouldn't eat people food. It's not good for them.

Shadow ate 4 raisins while we were waiting for Rooster to get out of school.
I had about 20.

:byebye:

[Gemme]

Shadow ate 4 raisins while we were waiting for Rooster to get out of school.
I had about 20.

:byebye:

*covers eyes*

I see nothing!

[lipstixgal]

Dogs shouldn't eat people food. It's not good for them.

That's true but I don't give him any tea when I drink it I just put the cup down and he drank out of the cup one day..and the dog likes raisins too I think..

[Gemme]

http://pets.webmd.com/dogs/slideshow-foods-your-dog-should-never-eat

Number 5 talks about caffeine, like teas and coffees and number six talks about grapes and raisins.

Don't make me come over there!

http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?c=2+1659&aid=1030

The first is in a slideshow format and the second link is in a listed format or, if someone's feeling lazy, just read below.

Items to avoid feeding dogs and why:

Alcoholic beverages-Can cause intoxication, coma, and death.

Avocado-The leaves, seeds, fruit, and bark contain persin, which can cause vomiting and diarrhea.

Bones from fish, poultry, or other meat sources-Can cause obstruction or laceration of the digestive system.

Cat food-Generally too high in protein and fats.

Chocolate, coffee, tea, and other caffeine-Contain caffeine, theobromine, or theophylline, which can cause vomiting and diarrhea and be toxic to the heart and nervous systems.

Citrus oil extracts=Can cause vomiting.

Fat trimmings-Can cause pancreatitis.

Fish (raw, canned or cooked)-If fed exclusively or in high amounts can result in a thiamine (a B vitamin) deficiency leading to loss of appetite, seizures, and in severe cases, death.

Grapes, raisins and currants-Contain an unknown toxin, which can damage the kidneys. There have been no problems associated with grape seed extract.

Hops-Unknown compound causes panting, increased heart rate, elevated temperature, seizures, and death.

Human vitamin supplements containing iron-Can damage the lining of the digestive system and be toxic to the other organs including the liver and kidneys.

Macadamia nuts-Contain an unknown toxin, which can affect the digestive and nervous sy-tems and muscle.

Marijuana-Can depress the nervous system, cause vomiting, and changes in the heart rate.

Milk and other dairy products-Some adult dogs and cats may develop diarrhea if given large amounts of dairy products.

Moldy or spoiled food, garbage-Can contain multiple toxins causing vomiting and diarrhea and can also affect other organs.

Mushrooms-Can contain toxins, which may affect multiple systems in the body, cause shock, and result in death.

Onions and garlic (raw, cooked, or powder)-Contain sulfoxides and disulfides, which can damage red blood cells and cause anemia. Cats are more susceptible than dogs. Garlic is less toxic than onions.

Persimmons Seeds-Can cause intestinal obstruction and enteritis.

Pits from peaches and plums-Can cause obstruction of the digestive tract.

Raw eggs-Contain an enzyme called avidin, which decreases the absorption of biotin (a B vitamin). This can lead to skin and hair coat problems. Raw eggs may also contain Salmonella.

Raw meat-May contain bacteria such as Salmonella and E. coli, which can cause vomiting and diarrhea.

Rhubarb leaves-Contain oxalates, which can affect the digestive, nervous, and urinary systems.

Salt-If eaten in large quantities it may lead to electrolyte imbalances.

String-Can become trapped in the digestive system; called a "string foreign body."

Sugary foods-Can lead to obesity, dental problems, and possibly diabetes mellitus.

Table scraps (in large amounts)-Table scraps are not nutritionally balanced. They should never be more than 10% of the diet. Fat should be trimmed from meat; bones should not be fed.

Tobacco-Contains nicotine, which affects the digestive and nervous systems. Can result in rapid heart beat, collapse, coma, and death.

Yeast dough-Can expand and produce gas in the digestive system, causing pain and possible rupture of the stomach or intestines.

Xylitol (artificial sweetener)-Can cause very low blood sugar (hypoglycemia), which can result in vomiting, weakness and collapse. In high doses can cause liver failure.

[Gemme]

That's true but I don't give him any tea when I drink it I just put the cup down and he drank out of the cup one day..and the dog likes raisins too I think..

A dog is like a child. You don't let the child do what he or she wants to do or eat whatever they want to eat, you show them and discipline them and make it your responsibility to keep toxic things out of their reach. Their health is YOUR responibility.

[lipstixgal]

A dog is like a child. You don't let the child do what he or she wants to do or eat whatever they want to eat, you show them and discipline them and make it your responsibility to keep toxic things out of their reach. Their health is YOUR responibility.

I didn't know that all that stuff is toxic for dogs wow what an education thanks for the list, I just give dog food from now on no ifs ands or buts for these dogs...

[Kätzchen]

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*sweet dreams*

:stillheart:

:moonstars:

[Gentle Tiger]

I like Mr. Bean. Truly hilarious!

[Rook]

What to watch?
star trek marathon, tyler perry marathon or hellboy marathon, aint even gonna try Bridezillas

[lipstixgal]

What to watch?
star trek marathon, tyler perry marathon or hellboy marathon, aint even gonna try Bridezillas

iTS A star trek marathon I didn't know that??huh

Went outside to put trash out for the night its cold brrr waiting for spring inside that is all you can do!!

[Kobi]

The new “Favorite Things” song sung by Julie Andrews to an AARP audience:

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and hand rails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillac’s and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
polident and Fixodent, and false teeth in glasses,
pacemakers, golf carts, and porches with swings,
these are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, when the bones creak,
when the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
no spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
these are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains, and no need for sinnin’,
thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinning,
and we won’t mention our short shrunken frames,
when we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break,
when the eyes grow dim,
then I remember the great life I have had,
and then I don’t feel so bad.

[Jet]

I like...........






The new “Favorite Things” song sung by Julie Andrews to an AARP audience:

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and hand rails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillac’s and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
polident and Fixodent, and false teeth in glasses,
pacemakers, golf carts, and porches with swings,
these are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, when the bones creak,
when the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
no spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
these are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains, and no need for sinnin’,
thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinning,
and we won’t mention our short shrunken frames,
when we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break,
when the eyes grow dim,
then I remember the great life I have had,
and then I don’t feel so bad.

[Soon]

If a Detroit Muslim put a map on the web w/crosshairs on 20 pols, then 1 of them got shot, where would he b sitting right now? Just asking.

about 9 hours ago via OpenBeak

http://twitter.com/MMFlint

[BestButchBoy]

If a woman offers you a mint, take it.

[afixer]

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[Tucker]

9 degrees outside. Must make the nest deeper.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Make up your mind Weather Gods!!!! Pick a temperature range and go with it!!!!

[sylvie]

i sooo love the muppets version of mahna mahna.. it's my happy song, and i'm always singin' or hummin' it lol !!!

but a friend of mine posted this version on my facebook yesterday by Cake..
i sooo don't like it, so thought i'd share with you all, cuz i'm feelin' evil like that..

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[Rook]

Waitin for the Snow to fall...
Gonna watch "The Ladykillers", Tom Hanks & Marlon Wayans version...
Kinda grew on me, like a fungus :blink:
One of those where the comedy is "exaggerated" but comical nonetheless...
Tom Hanks portrays a conman that resembles colonel sanders, with a PhD in bullshit...
~snerk
:mohawk:

[Diva]

I broke down and bought some new walking shoes....it got embarrassing to hear the sole of my shoe flapping against the bottom of the rest of the shoe. :|

ANYway.....I got a pair of Skechers (yes, that's how it's spelled....that in itself is wiggin' me right out!) and I'm wearing them for the first time today.
I know this is going to sound strange, but they are really triggering my vertigo!! They rock! I mean....not they ROCK rock. But they rock forward and back...like a rocking chair!! I'm not kidding You. It is the strangest sensation! They're very comfy otherwise....I guess I'll get used to the rest of it.

They DO make me taller AND they're sparkly~shiny!! Diva likey... :eyebat:

[moxie]

I am dumbfounded about how easy some things (not material things) come for certain people. "They" say that the harder it is the more you appreciate it, that's bullshit because how can you appreciate something you don't have and probably never will. It's not appreciation, it's envy. And it sucks.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/2865a25b-1554-4729-96a9-5ab7fe4cbd82.jpg

[Write14u]

Must. Stop. Procrastinating.

[Kobi]

Please DO NOT use the "Dear *" thread, the "Random thought" thread, or any other thread to post passive-aggressive, negative, or shitty posts.




Everytime I see this, I am wondering if it is a warning to be nice or,
an invitation to start a special thread for passive-aggressive, negative shittiness.

We could use the acronym PANS - passive, aggressive, negative, shitty.

Some days my mind goes to weird places. :jester:

[Jet]

Snow in 49 states due to US Winter Storm according to NWS Weather Forecast

Hawaii included

Posted by Alex Madlangbayan on Jan 13, 2011 in United States, Weather

Having snow in 49 states in the US has happened before but not often, according to a report by the National Weather Service (NWS).The winter storm that hit the US on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, has dumped snow in all but one state. It was unusual that Hawaii has been included in the states covered with snow. Florida is the only state that did not experience winter snow. The (NWS) estimated that 70.9 percent of the country is now covered by snow.

According to James Peronto, NWS public affairs officer, last December 2010, the US had an average of 35 percent of snow on the ground. One of the unusual scenario is the presence of snow in Hawaii. NWS estimated the snow on top of Mauna Kea volcano to be about 7 inches. Hawaii also experienced heavy rains that prompt authorities to issue flash flood warning on Wednesday, January 12, 2011.

The winter storm has shut down majority of the Southern area. It caused heavy traffic and forced the cancellation of flights in the Northwest area due to heavy snowfall.

Earlier reports say that school closures and delays were announced due to the winter storm.

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~mflatt/bumpy/jpegs/aliens.jpg

[Julien]

What do you do with a person who refuses to help themselves. If they did the situation would be a lot easier for all concerned.

[Gemme]

What do you do with a person who refuses to help themselves. If they did the situation would be a lot easier for all concerned.

You can't make anyone do anything, unfortunately. There are plenty of people I'd love to give a push in the right direction but until they want to do something for their self, you can't do very much.

[JustJo]

A friend put this on FB today....

Go to Google maps...put your destination as Japan...your starting point as USA. Ask for directions.

Check out step #31 :blink: I don't think I'm up to that....

[Kenna]

A friend put this on FB today....

Go to Google maps...put your destination as Japan...your starting point as USA. Ask for directions.

Check out step #31 :blink: I don't think I'm up to that....


OhMyWord!!
I believe Blaze will get a serious kick out of that?

[Jet]

Suspicious activity on my account, the company disabled it without me knowing until I tried to buy something. It's a hassle to deal with.

[Canela]

My uncle died yesterday. He was the most amazing fisherman. When we'd go fishing with the family, it seemed to me he'd no sooner cast in his line and out come a big ole fish. He'd do it again and again...and sometimes he'd even get his picture in our local paper with all his catch. He had a gift.

He was very tall (6'4"), dark and okay not so handsome but he sure had a way with the ladies...which is why my aunt divorced him one day and moved to California.

But I digress...

I will miss my tio Goyo...RIP.

[Jet]

My uncle died yesterday. He was the most amazing fisherman. When we'd go fishing with the family, it seemed to me he'd no sooner cast in his line and out come a big ole fish. He'd do it again and again...and sometimes he'd even get his picture in our local paper with all his catch. He had a gift.

He was very tall (6'4"), dark and okay not so handsome but he sure had a way with the ladies...which is why my aunt divorced him one day and moved to California.

But I digress...

I will miss my tio Goyo...RIP.

Condolences

[afixer]

I'm so lost here today...more coffee?

[bright_arrow]

"To serve people takes dignity and intelligence. But remember, they're only people with money, and although we serve them, we are not their servants. What we do does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling."

[Leigh]

Very soon I will legally be known as Matthew ~ how could life get any better? Well it did, but I wanna just keep smiling :D

[Ms. Meander]

Mad Men yourself!

http://www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/madmenyourself/


http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x385/Ms_Meander/madmen_standard.jpg

[Diva]

I always liked my 1963 kitchen.....even in the beginning, when it was heinous with it's 2-of-4-burners-working-electrical cooktop and an oven that ran 100-degrees too hot. :| Even with the brown sink and a black dishwasher and gold and white formica.

But today......I'm in LOVE with my kitchen! Slowly but surely, it's turning into a really neat place to bake & cook!

I :heartbeat: my kitchen!

[MsTinkerbelly]

My uncle died yesterday. He was the most amazing fisherman. When we'd go fishing with the family, it seemed to me he'd no sooner cast in his line and out come a big ole fish. He'd do it again and again...and sometimes he'd even get his picture in our local paper with all his catch. He had a gift.

He was very tall (6'4"), dark and okay not so handsome but he sure had a way with the ladies...which is why my aunt divorced him one day and moved to California.

But I digress...

I will miss my tio Goyo...RIP.

I am so sorry for your loss.:bunchflowers:

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/19floors.jpg
But the view is worth it: 19 Floors above 5th Ave.

[Canela]

Condolences

Thank you Jet, I appreciate that.

[Canela]

I am so sorry for your loss.:bunchflowers:

Oh MsTinkerbelly, you sweet thing you...thank you for that...

[BestButchBoy]

The quality of your friends matters more than the quantity.

[lipstixgal]

Just starting to get the dinner ready and checked my email got one rejection from a job in Austin that sucks I really want to move to Austin and live there or Florida whatever comes first well I keep on trying...

[Sparkle]

Once every few years my (otherwise ineffectual) BFA in Costume Design comes in handy...I have just pulled together a Mad Men-esque ensem from my wardrobe in ten minutes; replete with a fake snake skin handbag and little white scallop-edged gloves circa 1961 previously owned by my Grama.

[Kätzchen]

there's a sweet tree frog who is croaking right out side
my bedroom window...

[durrrrrrrr]

...............Uh

[sylvie]

is sooo ready to squash durrrrrr's bug! LOL :| *grabs a shoe*

[durrrrrrrr]

is sooo ready to squash durrrrrr's bug! LOL :| *grabs a shoe*
:|:|:|:|:|

[Spirit Dancer]

That bug is Hys signature,
everywhere Hy goes that bug follows:|

[sylvie]

i knooow, ive been watchin' it for years LOL! :| and keep wantin' to swat at my screen haha

[durrrrrrrr]

That bug is Hys signature,
everywhere Hy goes that bug follows:|

da bug is my buddy, just like my dog :dog: and my bike :harley:

dont be jealous. :|

[Spirit Dancer]

da bug is my buddy, just like my dog :dog: and my bike :harley:

dont be jealous. :|
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/mwgarrett/DOGOS/FlySwatter.jpg

[sylvie]

da bug is my buddy, just like my dog :dog: and my bike :harley:

dont be jealous. :|

awwhh how is Harley?
and lol, oh i'm jealous *rolls eyes* and runs for another bug squisher thingybobber like Spirit has!

[durrrrrrrr]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/mwgarrett/DOGOS/FlySwatter.jpgrut roe :|

awwhh how is Harley?
and lol, oh i'm jealous *rolls eyes* and runs for another bug squisher thingybobber like Spirit has!Harley is doing good. thanks. i am gonna hide the rest of the flyswatters...:cigar2:

[sylvie]

rut roe :|

Harley is doing good. thanks. i am gonna hide the rest of the flyswatters...:cigar2:

lol, go ahead, i'll find 'em.. i will!

[Jet]

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr257/lionoflionsman/Picture3-5.png

and

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr257/lionoflionsman/Picture5-5.png

and

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr257/lionoflionsman/Picture4-7.png

[Gemme]

I released a baby lizard back into the wild today. I hope the lil guy makes it. If my manager would have seen him, he would have gotten squashed like durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's bug. :blink:

[Leigh]

http://i881.photobucket.com/albums/ac11/coley001_927/71235g.gif

[dixie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/funny-celebrity-pictures-if-harry-and-ron-catch-me.jpg

[dixie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/1ffe5e0d-e853-4bc0-9d04-c11c552ae4d5.jpg

[Nat]

HSq7_ZXpx-U

[Jet]

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr257/lionoflionsman/Thisyear.png

[Sparkle]

Long Hot Shower = SO! GOOD!

[Gemme]

y8Qo0PwxOeg&feature=related

[Nat]

I released a baby lizard back into the wild today. I hope the lil guy makes it. If my manager would have seen him, he would have gotten squashed like durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's bug. :blink:

Yay! I found a dead dry lizard at my work on Thursday. I felt so bad for it. I took it outside and put it in the dirt. He was so sad - up against the window with a green garden just on the other side. It was sort of heart wrenching to just imagine his last moments - just not being able to figure out how to get back out there.

I'm glad you saved that lizard from a similar fate.

[durrrrrrrr]

I released a baby lizard back into the wild today. I hope the lil guy makes it. If my manager would have seen him, he would have gotten squashed like durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's bug. :blink::|:| hope the lil guy makes it ok

[Diva]

A friend put this on FB today....

Go to Google maps...put your destination as Japan...your starting point as USA. Ask for directions.

Check out step #31 :blink: I don't think I'm up to that....


Ok this was hilarious!

I'm wondering why one must go all the way up to Washington, instead of straight across to CA?

And those TOLL ROADS!!!!!

Oh....and they forgot Step #23B ~ get out of car, squash durrrrrrrrrr's bug. :eyebat:

Yes....Step #31 made me go :| ..........then :seeingstars: .....but then I thought to get to the :sushi: it would be ALmost worth it.....









I said ALmost.

[katsarecool]

Dear Sun:

thank you for making an appearance the last two days and then most of the day today. You sure got working on melting all that ice and I thank you. There are some spots in the shade that still needs your attention. And you warmed up the temp nicely. I was able to go for my walk today with just a hooded fleece jacket.

Sincerely,

Sun Worshiper!

[asphaltcowboi]

http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu137/ASPHALTCOWBOI/cattalkingonphone.jpg?t=1295176839

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dbf0f5f3-b18e-4bf8-a9b1-576a92676b60.jpg

[Diva]

My washer backed up today.......what a mess. Even into my sink in the kitchen! BLECH.

I'm too tired to deal with it today.....I'll deal with it tomorrow.....
:seeingstars:

[Mister Bent]

No matter where I've worked out over the years, there's always been some freak show dressed like the Unabomber doing some bizarre workout that involves using the equipment in ways it wasn't designed to be used.

At my current gym, this guy inexplicably wears sunglasses perched on the end of his nose and, I can assure you, he needs to wash his gym clothes more often.

[durrrrrrrr]

Ok this was hilarious!

I'm wondering why one must go all the way up to Washington, instead of straight across to CA?

And those TOLL ROADS!!!!!

Oh....and they forgot Step #23B ~ get out of car, squash durrrrrrrrrr's bug. :eyebat:

Yes....Step #31 made me go :| ..........then :seeingstars: .....but then I thought to get to the :sushi: it would be ALmost worth it.....









I said ALmost.

:| :| aww, you're wantin to squish Theo, da bug? :|:sunglass:

at least on the directions , there is a stop in Hawaii!!

[sylvie]

the bug has a name :|

[durrrrrrrr]

the bug has a name :|ayup. dog is named Harley. da bug is named Theo :|

[Enchantress]

Doritos has brought back their original 'Taco Flavored' chips (in the original packaging)! Is it sad that this makes me happy and nostalgic?

[Kobi]

:football:

My beloved Patriots
failed to execute
a comprehensive, coordinated, successful game plan
against the trash talking Jets.

I am not pleased.

[Diva]

So last night, I went for an extravaganza at my Sissy's house....Mmmmm.....queso and brisket and Diet Root Beer (among other things). AND a new beret, hand knit by The Mini~Berry!!!!! (It's looks great with my "Wild Artist Hair"!)

ANYway.....so I'm on my way home, yes? La, la, la......Josh Groban cranked up to the baby Jeebus (who also loves Josh Groban, btw).....and I'm at the light, about to turn onto the feeder road of I~35. I pull up next to this hot cop. I may have noticed.....

Then the light turns green, the guy ahead of me goes.....so I go, right? Isn't that what one is supPOSED to do?

And all of a sudden.....flashing red lights. :|

I'm thinkin'...oh dear...the red tape over my tail light must have come off in the rain.....(but I wasn't worried cuz I have the NEW tail light in the back seat....in the box.....) And I pull into a parking lot.....the cop (did I mention she was hot) comes up to my car and asks for my license and all that other stuff I have to have. And then she says....."Wait right here."

And off she goes to talk to the guy in front of me, who had also pulled into the parking lot. Don't know why.

Another officer drives up and I'm starting to get a little scared at this point....

The woman officer comes back to me and I asked, "Did I do something wrong?" (Then almost gasped because I've been told never to ask a police officer that for some reason. But I didn't KNOW!)

She said, "Yes, you ran a red light back there..."

:|

She said, the way the lights are set up ~ and I don't know why they did it like that because it IS confusing ~ you were looking at the light at the next intersection. So was the guy in front of you. And you just followed him.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh......oh no, I said.....I'm so sorry. Ok.....(I really wanted to stick my wrists out for her to cuff me, but I refrained.) I apologized again.

She said, "I can't give you a ticket, so I'm just going to warn you to be careful."

:eyebat:

And then, before I drove off, I noticed both officers helping the man in the other car, OUT of the car.....he may have been a little wobbly. :|

Rut roh.

Just another exciting evening in the life of Diva. Any day I have a brush with the law is a GOOD day! Her cuffs may have glistened in the headlights a little.......

<sigh>

[BestButchBoy]

Swagger is earned. It's [“Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick” ~Theodore Roosevelt].

[blackboot]

mmmm...mmmm...mmmmmmmm. Kona coffee.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41dPVPl587L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Ms. Meander]

I went to the college bookstore today to get my books and supplies. I left feeling more exhilarated and excited than I thought possible. Next week, this 38 year-old begins earning her undergraduate degree! Because I want to!

[Soon]

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/16160/slide_16160_225245_large.jpg?1295307508734

[Enchantress]

Beware big, ugly, heavy cinder blocks.
They are dangerous and may cause a delicate girl
to become broken or bruised.

[cinderella]

I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, with a WONDERFUL GUY!! :)

[Rook]

Still sleepy from a much-needed nap...which incidentally carried the added bonus of Weird..
I went from a 'sex and the city'-type narrative in Scotland, to participating in what seemed to be some trailerpark style justice..My ex was limping to a pedo's trailer, one of the "leaders" said 'let her, thats what she wants'...come nightfall, we trapped him in the outhouse, doused kerosene, set it on fire, and for some fucking reason they started chanting "sontar-ha" rapidly, I was blissfully woken up...while draggin my ass off of bed to take meds i mumbled "i need to stop watchin tv"

[Canela]

I'm really tired...I'm not sure why...I feel a bit overworked...not a bit, alot.

I have been burning the candle at both ends with work, family, friends, a little bit of socializing and I'm just tired...

High stress levels with the family these last few days...

Okay, enough wallowing...

Breathe in breathe out, breathe in breathe out....

:praying:

[Diva]

My new favorite show is "Harry's Law"....with Cathy Bates.....!!!!

[moxie]

Is honesty and being up front about things too much to ask for?
Apparently it is.

[dixie]

You know, I’ve always wondered what it’s like to look through the hole on your magical photo-taker box… do you mind if I take a peek?
http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/153adc40-f6d8-41d9-a81d-210741813ca0.jpg
… WAIT. YOU’RE LOOKING AT AUNT BERTHA’S RUMP THROUGH YOUR MAGICAL PHOTO-TAKER BOX! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? … you’re a disgusting person. I’m ashamed to have ever liked you.

[dixie]

http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/funny-food-photos-go-speedy-go.jpg

[Kobi]

Cheney was talking about how he might have to make a decision soon
r.e. a heart transplant. This is a good thing cuz I'm not sure
how he survived this long without having a heart.

But, then my mind wanders.....and I see Cheney as the tin man,
thumping his empty chest.

And then I wonder, which politicians would play which roles in
the rest of the cast?

Karl Rove would have the be the wizard cuz he is a brilliant
yet dangerous strategist. He would also get my vote for
the antichristbut thats a totally different wandering.

And GW would have to be the scarecrow in search of a brain.
After reading his book, "Decision Points", a brain with better
logic circuitry would be good.

The wicked witch would have to be Sarah Palin...
they look alike and both have nasty personalities.
And I can see her barking orders to a group overanxious
tea party flying monkeys.

Barney Frank would be my choice for the Cowardly Lion only
cuz I can see him standing on the House floor saying....
cmon cmon, I'll fight ya with one hand tied behind my back.
The lion suit would be a vast improvement in his wardrobe too.

I just cant decide who would play Dorothy.

[JustJo]

I just cant decide who would play Dorothy.





I think Barbara Boxer might work...

I don't know how she'd rock the ruby slippers, but other than that...

http://reddogreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Barbara-Boxer.jpg

[lipstixgal]

Oh its just one of those days where its raining and nothing to really do, oh I guess I could sew for a bit and get those new pants started and then get the elastic by tomorrow morning and some fleece for a skirt maybe or maybe I could watch some tv or look for a job at indeed.com in Austin or Orlando that would be nice to be where its warm and sunny..I really don't know..*sighs*

[Sparkle]

I am often amazed at my ability to procrastinate. :|

[MsTinkerbelly]

I am often amazed at my ability to procrastinate. :|

Oh Amen!!!!

[Leigh]

http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Just%20For%20Fun/rawreditedit.png

[BestButchBoy]

One basket of bread will suffice. [But, you know I want more.]

[justkim]

I received this from my dad, not sure who the original author is but it is too funny not to share... Enjoy!


The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again and it won again.


The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT..

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day the local paper headline
read:


BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!

Have
a nice day!

[Soon]

OtgmreAhqPs&feature=player_embedded#!

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.hazelandmelvin.com/files/hazelandmelvin/images/Monkey_Dress._original.jpg

[dixie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/7a79dc52-922b-43c3-9704-f8e9bfaf6c58.jpg

[dixie]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/1d4503ba-2b83-4197-893c-d86248b87a37.jpg

[Jesse]

yuzKxovZz3w

[Enchantress]

I have a freckle on my right hand, on the palm under the thumb.
I've decided it's a defining point of character.

This is what happens when you can't sleep.

[Jesse]

I have one on my palm right below the pinky. I tend to think of it as my alien identification mark. :)

I have a freckle on my right hand, on the palm under the thumb.
I've decided it's a defining point of character.

This is what happens when you can't sleep.

[morningstar55]

i love kitchen nightmares
watching this , has made me soo soo more aware where and what im eating, cuz even the most popular places can have scarey things at them.. heh...
d0ZoYsuv3lE

[JustJo]

Wow...I wouldn't have guessed that Sarah Palin read Sinclair Lewis...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzsihhmTQE1qzo8mdo1_500.jpg

[Jet]

Wow...I wouldn't have guessed that Sarah Palin read Sinclair Lewis...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzsihhmTQE1qzo8mdo1_500.jpg

I wouldn't have guessed that Sinclair Lewis wrote this. He wasn't alive in 1835. What...she fucked that up too?

[JustJo]

I wouldn't have guessed that Sinclair Lewis wrote this. He wasn't alive in 1835. What...she fucked that up too?

Guessing that's a typo, since he wrote "It Can't Happen Here" in 1935, not 1835.

And no....I don't think she did that....but she sure does like to wrap herself in messed up patriotism and even more messed up religion.

[Blade]

Have you noticed the moon tonight. WOW WOW WOW!!!!!

I went outside to let the dog out and it looked like all the lights on the property were on and working....it's beautiful

[Abigail Crabby]

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/0/4/3/9/4/0/webimg/332072070_o.jpg

[Ryobi]

I am often amazed at my ability to procrastinate. :|

I could tell you a thing or two about procrastination. I don't feel like it now though, I'll tell you later.

[Enchantress]

Big pink slippers with monkey's on them are cute, but may cause a balance issue.

[ravfem]

I could tell you a thing or two about procrastination. I don't feel like it now though, I'll tell you later.

You will always have the ability to make my eyes roll.....

i'm just sayin is all.

:byebye:

[Gemme]

Have you noticed the moon tonight. WOW WOW WOW!!!!!

I went outside to let the dog out and it looked like all the lights on the property were on and working....it's beautiful

I saw it all during my commute home and when I got home it was still high in the sky and a lovely creamsicle orange color. I went up the stairs, asked Ebon to come downstairs with me, waited for a moment for him to put his shoes on, went back downstairs and it was GONE.

Color me peeved.

It was sure pretty though.

[Leigh]

I missed seeing the moon - that sucks :(

[scootebaby]

so im over on yahoo looking at stores and the headline "Mall Fall Lady may Sue"....hmmm sounds interesting let me watch video...seems this lady was at a mall up in Reading Pa. somewhere and was walking thru the mall texting on her phone, somehow didnt notice the BIG fountain in front of her and when head first in.......now im sorry i laughed to the point i was gonna pee on myself...but as i read i ended up with a "zombie face" look bc shew is actually thinking of suing bc noone came to her aid....note...she fell in,got up gathered her stuff and climbed out..from my take noone even saw it happen

[Erountree]

ehhhhhhh........

[moxie]

Was listening to the original of this in the car today and it made me think of this cover. I love PS22 (you should hear them do Bjork).

HOfXytNKwxY


They are performing at The Oscars this year.

[lipstixgal]

so im over on yahoo looking at stores and the headline "Mall Fall Lady may Sue"....hmmm sounds interesting let me watch video...seems this lady was at a mall up in Reading Pa. somewhere and was walking thru the mall texting on her phone, somehow didnt notice the BIG fountain in front of her and when head first in.......now im sorry i laughed to the point i was gonna pee on myself...but as i read i ended up with a "zombie face" look bc shew is actually thinking of suing bc noone came to her aid....note...she fell in,got up gathered her stuff and climbed out..from my take noone even saw it happen

She fell in and she is going to sue the place I don't think so but the story was kinda of funny though I laughed..thanks

[CeriseNin]

If I don't find a way to get these Louboutin's I'll die.

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/7100/16910305.jpg

[Semantics]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/Holly3257/coachella.jpg

oh hell yes.

[dixie]

http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/247baee6-c082-4602-ba39-d59ba119a251.jpg
I don't think I've ever seen such a cute lil fuzzy wuzzy! WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[dixie]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/funny-pictures-history-dont-call-us-well-call-you.jpg

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Dammit! Slept from 5:30-10:45pm!!! I did myself in!!! Oh why dont I know how to take power naps! My naps are more like marathons!!!

[dixie]

I think I would like to have these shoes with a flapper style dress and headband...yes, I think I would...

http://chzifshoescouldkill.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/1ae9a11d-6be6-485d-be20-0f3de15ea138.jpg

[Diva]

There's a part of me that wants to have a Femmie Only Party, become totally inebriated, and then go to Denny's for breakfast at 1 am.

:eyebat:

[dixie]

What's with these damn streakers? I kinda wish this would happen to anyone who tries...teehee


http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/976e7080-d1db-49ad-b8e8-f7063cd8a8e5.gif

[Enchantress]

Frosting. Need I say more?

[Canela]

Hanging out with friends and my Godson...
Drama at the Beauty Shop...
Walking down the seawall...
Got to see the Selena statue...
Fabulous Chinese dinner with something new to try...

Chilling last night in a huge leather chair wrapped in a throw,cuddling my Godson and 3 count them 3 yorkies, watching movie after movie...lol...
til we finally fell asleep...

Peace of mind...
Tranquil sleep...
Great hair day today...
Loving this road trip!

I'm so glad I got that wild hair and decided to come. The business end of this trip wasn't too shabby either...

[Kobi]

My horoscope (horrorscope?) for today:

"There's one particular condition that's absolutely lethal to your sign
when it comes to relating to the rest of us: Righteous anger. You're
feeling that now, and for good reason. Warn any innocent spectators
to step away before the explosion occurs -- especially since the
heavens have endowed you with the ability to let whoever pushes
your buttons have it with every bit of intellectual anger and perfect
prose you've got -- in no small amount, either. "

Think I best crawl under a rock until tomorrow......

[Blade]

I was thinking the other day about surgery....FTM/MTF. Seems to me that FTM surgery would be more advanced than it is since seemingly the main surgeries are chest and figuring out how to make a functional penis.

Seems to me like MTF surgery would be more behind since there seems to be more issues, like body hair and getting rid of the beard and getting breast and vagina just seems MTF's have more things to take care of in order to transition.

But ya know what after thinking about it some, I'm guessing it comes down to privilege.

[Soon]

The Top 5 Happiest countries in the World

1. Norway
2. Denmark
3. Finland
4. Australia
5. New Zealand (http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-37522775)

[Jet]

I was thinking the other day about surgery....FTM/MTF. Seems to me that FTM surgery would be more advanced than it is since seemingly the main surgeries are chest and figuring out how to make a functional penis.

Seems to me like MTF surgery would be more behind since there seems to be more issues, like body hair and getting rid of the beard and getting breast and vagina just seems MTF's have more things to take care of in order to transition.

But ya know what after thinking about it some, I'm guessing it comes down to privilege.

I know many MTFs Their surgeries were mostly done in Trinidad CO (well known, where most go) and the Phillippines. Some in Canada, It's down to an art and far more functional than FTM

[Abigail Crabby]

http://bluntcard.com/images/1259879823outofmyway.gif

[afixer]

The one of a kind Grabber Blue 2012 BOSS 302 Laguna Seca edition sold for $450,000. (http://www.themustangnews.com/content/2011/01/2012-boss-302-sells-for-450000-at-barrett-jackson/)



http://www.themustangnews.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2012bossgb1.jpg

[HumV4me]

Peaking in to do some random reading...

[citybutch]

Who controls the science of it... simple answer... and not the one that works for me... on ANY level of medicine.

I was thinking the other day about surgery....FTM/MTF. Seems to me that FTM surgery would be more advanced than it is since seemingly the main surgeries are chest and figuring out how to make a functional penis.

Seems to me like MTF surgery would be more behind since there seems to be more issues, like body hair and getting rid of the beard and getting breast and vagina just seems MTF's have more things to take care of in order to transition.

But ya know what after thinking about it some, I'm guessing it comes down to privilege.

[citybutch]

Suicide is rarely the solution for those left behind ....

[ravfem]

So last night i had the opportunity to watch a player play....made me smile, to think they thought they had good game.

Then i felt ashamed because i was judging the player on only what i saw, not knowing one bit of their behind-the-scenes feelings/stuff.

Then, it made me think about me....i've been called a player, and it hurt. So i tried to think what is it that made me any different than this other playa?

For me, when i was called a playa, i really got my feelings hurt because i knew that i wasn't playin, i was being very real and was feeling very intense feelings toward the person....but all he saw was how i was behaving and stuff like that...he had no way of knowing what i was feeling (i remember telling him i wished i could make him read my brain or something like that).

So, my lesson learned was to stop judging on what i can see on the surface, because i am ignorant about what the real story is. The only person who knows the real story is the person being judged.

How unfair of me.

[Gemme]

Ebon does accents better in general, especially Australian since he lived there for a few years, but I kick his ass at imitating Elmo's voice.

[Diva]

I do believe the Chillable Red sustains me..........


Where's Pinkie Lee when I need her??????? :eyebat:

[lionpaw]

I just saw some great recipes on youtube.

[sharkchomp]

Awwww man I'm so sad tonight. I friended this guy on facebook almost two years ago and he was always posting pics of him and his dog. So we got to know each other - based on his dog cause everytime he posted a picture of himself it was with his dog - Tater. He'd post a picture and I'd respond saying Hi Kev - give Tater a Tater treat! Well, tomorrow morning he is putting Tater down. She got cancer and it's time. Sigh, so sad :(

~~~shark~~~~~~~~~

[Rook]

Had a funky-weird-confusing Dream this morning....


Somewhat foggy, with random colors....
Almost like petrol spilled in a puddle..
It was lightly raining, for some unknown reason I was balancing on a bannister next to a Venice-like Canals Bridge..
I swore I smelled 'tuberoses'..
A familiar voice chirped 'Be careful', I turned to see who it was and of course lost my balance, a firm grip on my wrist hoisted Me away from a watery disaster, a charming chuckle resonated followed with 'Told ya', I kept trying to see a face, and all was Blurry, the figure started walking away with a smooth swagger, I had a determined sensation and followed, the cobblestone ground disappeared, almost into a black foggy blur, I managed to tap shoulder and asked 'Wait, why did u leave?', a small whisper when turning was replied 'I never left', the figures hand clasped into Mine, a familiar, warm, heart-thundering sensation, and yet as if by unnatural Force..
We both let go..
I suddenly felt myself falling, flailing endlessly as the figure faded, my arms trying to reach, desperate, grasping at foggy clouds, I heard distant church bells louder and constant...
This is where it gets weird..
I could see myself fall and dive into the ocean, waves crashing against a Cliff...
Gets confusing because I can breathe underwater, and see the waves from under , curling and crashing...wondering how I got there, I seemed to get caught in one wave, and wake up on the Floor...In pain {bruised coccyx, owwie}
:blink:

[Liam]

Jack LaLanne died yesterday, at the age of 96.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/73f63b05-e5f5-47cd-8f03-645aede6cd8f.jpg

[citybutch]

Young love (new love).... cute to watch it... and always a wait and see policy by those of us who are OLD! LOL...

Do I miss it? With all the excitement of new love, the tensions, the vibrations.... my answer is...not at all... Nothing can compare to long lasting love... which has been tested, which has evolved, which has seen the ups and downs of every day life... and all that means...

I guess I never thought I would get here... so I just had to share... :)

[Softly]

I don't compromise and I don't pretend
I don't even care if I ever see her again
Most of the time.
:duck:

[Rook]

Snark 101:
Never did understand the correlation of carrot top, and redheads...
I did get my brothers friend to stop using it...
"Hey carrot top"
"U either lost your damn mind, or washed it down the drain today...my hair's not green, but i can happily show u the difference.."
"how?"[with a smirk]
"Get me a carrot, and bend over..."
[his smirk fades fast, my turn]

[moxie]

Today, Rand Paul declared that he wants to cut education funding by 83% and get rid of the FDA, among other things. I wish my not voting for him would have resulted in him not being elected. What a maroon.

[Diva]

I love, love, love my hospital volunteering gig.....but today was harder than hard....disturbing and difficult........

[Diva]

So this morning, I had my car inspected....and a new tail light installed (probably not in that order).

I have to go back in the morning because my car makes this "eeh~aw~eeh~aw" sound on the rear passenger side (I have witnesses!). My daughter's bf said that I needed a bolt in my bushing. :|

He's awfully fresh, don't You think?

And also, they will check out a sound I heard on Monday evening.....sorta like Willie Wonka talking to the Ooom~Pah~Loompahs under water. And then it lunged three times! My daughter's bf doesn't know about that! No telling what he'd say. I'm getting it fixed before he has a chance to look at it!

Then, I shall have my oil changed and all my other fluids and airs in tires.

I'm taking a trip to the north/central country on Friday and I need to not hear those sounds.

This was a long random thought.....forgive me. But I also bought some stone~washed grey demim ....j.....j.....JEANS!!!!!! I'm not sure why I did that.

[ravfem]

.....
I have to go back in the morning because my car makes this "eeh~aw~eeh~aw" sound on the rear passenger side (I have witnesses!)....


Have you asked them to look & see if there's a donkey back there?

:byebye:

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ffc02a05-0a71-4913-ad65-2425c52b0c98.jpg

[sylvie]

- i am such a music whore..♫

[dixie]

http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/party-fails-how-did-you-get-him-up-there.jpg
http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/party-fails-that-will-hurt-when-he-wakes.jpg
http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/party-fails-pay-no-attention-to-the-man-under-the-stuff.jpg
http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/party-fails-need-money-for-bathroom.jpg
http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/72fe7a85-5d61-408c-9968-7be305b73f91.jpg
:|

[Rook]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/ewGah.jpg

Possible Captions:

"Ok..Okokok, I wub u too!"

"Easy on the kissin', dude, they already think I'm gay!"

"Umm..Garlic much??"

"Dude, I saw some tic tacs in your pocket, please....please....eat 'em all"

"MENTOS!!!! MENTOS is your Friend!!"

"Lemmie guess, today's Mr. Veterinarian Day...?"
:mohawk:

[Rook]

*WARNING* my wings are broken, the Halo is shot to shyt, the horns are sharp n showing, the tail is growing deadlier. Watch your back!

[dixie]

I'm noticing that with the DroidX I am having more and more "damn you autocorrect" moments. The most memorable ones lately:

her: I got you prezzies!
me: Baby! You didn't have to get me pygmies!

her: Could u do it there or is your research at home?
me: Yes, all my darn wasatch is at home.

I don't know wtf a wasatch is, or why my phone would even use it as a correction... :|

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/9f275d9d-14b0-41ee-9f93-02dc8104ee86.jpg

[dixie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/2f68cd7c-be27-4b7d-be37-c54c8c7bf02c.jpg

[dixie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/b18fa934-d17e-4a18-8480-570c040a6a9f.jpg
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/svu2.jpg?w=500&h=291
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/svu32.jpg?w=500&h=156

[dixie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/funny-celebrity-pictures-after-this-lets-tp-rachael-rays-house.jpg

[Diva]

I just closed my dresser drawer on my one arthritic knuckle.

That hurt.

And now, it's swollen.....& there's no one to kiss my boo~boo.......<sigh>

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/c3901efc-3398-4abe-a08a-05a37bbda6d0.jpg

[citybutch]

I want a cookie

[Leigh]

Today has been the best Saturday I've had in awhile :D

[Kobi]

It is 4:30 am. I have been up since 1:30 when banging and yelling
and general mayhem erupted next door. Unsupervised teenagers
are a pain in the azz. Police are pretty fast in arriving tho.

Guess I'm going to the gym at 6am today. Sigh.

[Sparkle]

i wish i had arepas con queso this morning.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/6aa42b84-1612-4c51-aacd-bad47de80188.jpg

[durrrrrrrr]

it's not delivery

[moxie]

I need to move to Capri. It's like lemon heaven! It seems like most everything both sweet and savory has lemons in it.


And the weather and scenery aren't so bad.

[Sparkle]

I need to move to Capri. It's like lemon heaven! It seems like most everything both sweet and savory has lemons in it.


And the weather and scenery aren't so bad.

I'm a big fan of Sardinia, myself...
But I wouldn't say no to Capri, Corsica, Malta, Gozo or Sicily.

Lemon AND Pasta heaven, all of 'em.

[Canela]

My puppies are at 4 weeks now...they are precious, precocious, fiesty lil babies! They run and play and nip at each other and they have these teeny tiny lil growls....oh sooo cutie cute!

At the moment they are penned up in a corner between the sofa and the love seat and they are running and playing with stuffed toys and having a great old time...I'm letting them get tired so they can take a really good nap.

Did I mention they are starting to eat food? Well, kinda, they eat puppy proplan food soaked in weaning milk that I have to feed them each individually (mostly) but they are starting to make their way INTO the plate so they kinda get the idea...oh I just love playing Grammee!

(Happy dance)...

[afixer]

http://sassywire.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/mideast-egypt-protest-2010-4-13-14-48-46.jpg

[durrrrrrrr]

i downloaded Netflix on my Wii, :|:|:| system. works really good.

unlimited movies, DVD's shipped to my house. watch movies, t.v. series..etc etc instantly. not bad for 9 bucks a month

[Sparkle]

hot coffee, peanut-butter toast, cozy pajamas, 'girl who kicked the hornet's nest' on netflix instant, 80lb dog snoring in my lap = snow day perfection.

[afixer]

It's raining, it's pouring.
The old man is snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head,
And he couldn't get up in the morning.

http://local.citizenseye.com/karachi/files/2010/06/raining.jpg

[Canela]

Apparently, even we in the southern most part of USA will be experiencing very cold weather and "maybe" even some snow...snow....:|

I went out and grabbed some supplies in case I have to stay home tomorrow due to the inclement weather...

Can I just say, that the Hershey's Drops are some amazing little chocolate candies and oh so worth the calories...OMG!:sparklyheart::huhlaugh:

Just thought I'd share...

Stay safe and warm y'all!

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Road Trip! YAY!!! Alone in a hotel room for 3 days..BOOOOOOO! Why did they reserve a king size bed!!! That makes it lonelier....The plus side to this: I get to learn from Astronauts!!! :)

[citybutch]

I am watching the Today Show... and feeling like it is cold here in San Diego! LOL...

Seriously thinking that I am thrilled my mother is on a boat in Belize and floating around the Cays there. She is 83 and took a bad spill in December... If she were home in Boston right now I would be freaking out she would slip and fall on the snow and ice if she went out.... cuz, she would... cuz, she does things like that... cuz, she likes to challenge herself... and would take a walk or something silly like that...

Also grateful she was in Egypt a year ago... and not today!

[JustJo]

http://media.cutebreak.com/kittenkiss.jpg

[rlin]

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/thumbnail_crop/600/_images/pictures/20091123060718_IMG_8848.JPG

3 days... dang... its gonna be good!

[StillettoDoll]

Meow means "woof" in cat
http://www.britishbluekittens.com/fanny/pawla3.jpg (http://www.britishbluekittens.com/pawla.html)

[moxie]

Yet another reinforcer of my disdain with going to the doctor. Dammit.