Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[dixie]

This should be me today...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/b0a77ec7-8499-458c-929f-2399451d3ebb.jpg

[Diva]

All of a sudden I am very, very tired on the inside.....

I think a nap is in order, but I wish I had that cat's bottle of wine! ;)

[foxyshaman]

so unrelated to anything but work... is it necessry to use the same wording over and over and over in the reports that are yearly or every six months. Is there anything other than cut and paste... I am ready for that wine Diva and Dixielady expressed an interest in.

and spell check is a great tool, one I think is under-utilized in my industry.

and I want a new white shirt to go over my new red corset.

and I found out that corsets are NOT made for foxy dancing

and I was reminded how much Femmes are not appreciated in my community. Why o why was I the ONLY ONE wearing a corset at the Pride Bash?? And then why is it so necessary to ignore said Femme??

I should just go back to always being a normal spiritually minded dirt dog and forget my totally cool kickass with beautiful breasts in a corset personality. :rainbowAfro:

Yeah that's it....

Now I will return to said reports and stopping my desire to stab a pen in my leg in protest to redundancy....

:canadian:

[Jess]

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I know it's just wrong, but I have pulled this up like six times today just to feel that grin creep across my face. I wonder how hard it's going to be to find homes for all those flat headed pussy cats :byebye:

[Soon]

watching kittens on youtube is good for my mental health

[JAGG]

The home inspector found no discrepancies on our latest flip house!!! That has never happened before , they usually find some piddly little things. But nothing not even one!!! SWEET!

[Leigh]

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx218/fonghoming/Cute.jpg

[Ms. Meander]

I forgot how much John Stewart cracks me up, and that I can watch The Daily Show on Hulu. It's always good for an OLL (Out Loud Laugh).

[hpychick]

I cannot believe I have allowed myself to run out of popcorn and orange juice.

I must be out of my tree!

(I didn't even know I had a tree, but if I've ran out of popcorn *and* orange juice, I'm certainly out of my tree.)

[Violette]

Did you know that the hyoid bone is the only bone in the human body that is not articulated to another bone?



There. I said it.

[StillettoDoll]

Social Engagements:
You stay by her side the entire party...............0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy.........-2
Named Tiffany......................................-4
Tiffany is a dancer ................................-6
Tiffany has implants...............................-8

[justkim]

This took place here in Colorado.. I think she only wanted to play with him...

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I honestly don't think she was trying to eat him... She just wanted a hug... No, really...
The news here is reporting that the family went to the zoo because they heard on a cloudy and cool day the animals are much more active or would that be agitated?

[Tommi]

Did you know that the hyoid bone is the only bone in the human body that is not articulated to another bone?

There. I said it.

Yes, you sure did say it. and yes I did. I loved A & P.

and you have a saddle like depression in your skull that your pituitary gland rides in called the sella turcica.

[Tommi]

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx218/fonghoming/Cute.jpg

Awww. Matthew this is really very very cute. :seeingstars:

[tapu]

Guess what. Chicken butt.
--asa, the now-famous minor, this morning before breakfast

[UofMfan]

I hope that is nervous laughter coming from the parents.

jT7_CtjEVFU

[tapu]

grrrrrrrrr (not lion or tiger, just tapu), I uploaded a couple fotos on here and now I can't get back to them. Thank god I don't have too much pride to ask!!

[The_Lady_Snow]

I hope that is nervous laughter coming from the parents.

jT7_CtjEVFU



Awwww, lion baby!

[tapu]

Hey, I just found the Thank-You Notes!

How'd you guys do that...?

[Dreams]

it's magic..Tapu..:hypno:

[Nina]

I found a really cute, sleeveless JJill dress, with Pockets yesterday at the junk store...cost $5.95...it is already washed, I dried it on the clothes line in the sun and now it's ready to wear...it was a good find...and, today is a whole 'nother day!! ;)

[tapu]

it's magic..Tapu..:hypno:


<< simmer >>

[Starrynightaw]

I really am craving some BBQ chicken.

[Dreams]

<< simmer >>


LOL..did you find the thanks button?..bottom rt corner of this post..:goodluck:

[Lady Pamela]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253720_10150281152725930_544600929_9572934_1725611 _n.jpg

EXCITED!!! Today I am on my way with my son to Jessieville,Arkansas to see my daughter,son in law and three grandbabies I have not seen in a year.

Will be staying there for 2 months...SMILES

May our travels be blessed and our stay be great beyond our imagination.

[Diva]

Shhhh.....my 6-day headache is GONE!

[tapu]

Young Son tells me this morning: We were a nerd family but I saved us with my awesome.

[tapu]

LOL..did you find the thanks button?..bottom rt corner of this post..:goodluck:



I did find out about it, thanks... now I'm using it for my real friends who jumped forward to let me know about it as soon as they could!


:poc-hmph:

[tapu]

^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^
That was a joke! Apparently it didn't come off like that? Maybe I should get to know people and let them get to know me before I'm too dry with the humor!

[foxyshaman]

I don't understand sour candy. :blink: <- perplexed...

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-basement-cat-is-here-to-steal-your-soul-and-your-last-two-tupperware-lids-that-still-actually-fit.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-dumbledore-dies-cat.jpg

[dixie]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-facebook-fails-if-i-had.jpg

[Abigail Crabby]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247174_225392854155741_100000550843181_898752_5699 280_n.jpg

[Guy]

http://www.lol-site.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/7f190_funny-dog-pictures-like-dad.jpg?w=125

[nekohl]

I've been singing this damn song all day long! But it's ok because I love it :eyebat:

YouTube - &#x202a;You Gotta Have A Gimmick - from "Gypsy"&#x202c;&rlm;

[Turtle]

http://img.brothersoft.com/screenshots/softimage/t/time_machine-august_9-two_horse_on_beach_wallpaper-392773-1281355480.jpeg

[tapu]

I used to have this doll named Little Miss Noname. It was really... weird.

[tapu]

I also had a Barbie doll and a Tammy doll. Tammy was a knock-off Barbie, I realize now. I always felt sorry for Tammy because she had only about half the wardrobe Barbie had. Tammy was a little bigger than Barbie, so Barbie could wear Tammy's clothes and look really great, but Tammy couldn't borrow Barbie's.

I made it up to Tammy by always letting her drive Barbie's car. She and Barbie would go on lots of adventures--like camping--and they had a great time!

I don't know where Ken was at that point.

[Violette]

I don't understand sour candy. :blink: <- perplexed...



Me either!!! Perplexing!!

[uglyboi]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

[Ebon]

Apparently a having a degree or going to fancy schools means that you can talk as loud as you want on your cell phone in public. Some "smart" people lack some serious social skills.

Huw3RvaACvI

[Leigh]

Life is too short to let people bring you down, to waste your time on people who won't even give you the time of day and to expect people to be the ones to make you happy. I've relied far too long on others to create My own happiness but I've gotten to the point where I'm gonna make Myself happy, not wait for others to do it for Me. Making decisions are hard, and I hate doing them, but sometimes you just have to ......... life is hard, but doing what one needs to do to be happy is only going to benefit them in the long run!

Its time to own up to My own happiness, one step at a time :-)

[UofMfan]

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[morningstar55]

.... alrighty ...... i have landed just a hair west of Anne Arbor Mi.. yay.. lol
its a awsome day here... warm and sunny...... and **Yaawwnnnnnn** i feel a nap coming on.......
will be hangin here till..... sunday afternoonish.. have to be in Mitchell, Ontario very late tomorrow night .

[Starrynightaw]

I spend so much time trying to normalize everything around me, I've become a chronic micro organizer.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I'm craving a long hot kiss. God I miss kissing.

[tapu]

RZlKteUESeQ



¡Tan interesante! Nunca he oído <<El día de Español.>>

Claro que usted habla la lengua, pero es ¿porque viene de latínomerica? O, ¿porque ha estudióla en el colegio o en la universidad?

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-community-service-day-bookmark-for-old-woman.jpg

[Mr Nice Guy]

I need some Femme attention. Some flirting or???:)

[princessbelle]

I do not appreciate mosquito bites.

They are itchy and ugly and make me so mad i want to scream!!!!!!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

I want to be chased by a Femme who doesn't own a u-haul.

[Queerasfck]

http://77.78.0.147/movies/pic1/Desperado.jpg

[Turtle]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_DeVkd7Dag10/S3N99eTaaLI/AAAAAAAABNc/fiD4rpw6DjA/Best%20Castles%20and%20Palaces_www.wonders-world.com_58_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

[moxie]

m_wFEB4Oxlo

[UofMfan]

http://www.signpictures.net/pictures/are_you_a_loser.jpg

[NJFemmie]

Glenda Jackson makes the best Elizabeth, hands down.

[Nina]

I wonder if Dave and Cody miss me as much as I miss them ?

[suebee]

The bad news: Our neighbour has to tear down his two shore-front rental cottages because of the damage done by the huge flood last December.

The good news: He says we can have anything we want from them if we can take it out ourselves - including an AWESOME antique fireplace and an aerial photo of my grandfather's farm from at least sixty years ago!

Suddenly the summer seems very, very busy.

Busy :floatbee:

[Diva]

This weekend has been THE most wonderful and "normal" weekend that I have experienced in roughly 4 1/2 MONTHS!

IT. WAS. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tcountry]

2 more days of work then off to Denver with Sunshyne to pick up her sister & nephew... :)

[Abigail Crabby]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/252956_225393070822386_100000550843181_898766_3077 292_n.jpg

[asphaltcowboi]

this cracked me up

http://www.maniacworld.com/which-is-the-guilty-dog.html (http://www.maniacworld.com/which-is-the-guilty-dog.html)

[Tommi]

this cracked me up

http://www.maniacworld.com/which-is-the-guilty-dog.html (http://www.maniacworld.com/which-is-the-guilty-dog.html)

That is funny.

Here's Ellen and Jennifer Aniston funny video. Elen is sooo serious.

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[little_ms_sunshyne]

That is funny.

Here's Ellen and Jennifer Aniston funny video. Elen is sooo serious.

xWcHaRZaMy8

Vibrating bra.....would be a great christmas gift for the not so nice siter-in-law..MUUAHAHAHA *evil laugh*

[Tcountry]

Vibrating bra.....would be a great christmas gift for the not so nice siter-in-law..MUUAHAHAHA *evil laugh*

She would just say she could do better....Lmao funny tho... for sure ;)

ur naughty...

[pajama]

What a beautiful morning. Went out and rode around just as the sky was changing, not quite dawn. It was finally cool-ish. I went out at 230 to walk Mo and it was muggy. The neighborhood is quiet. All these old houses are beautiful. I love seeing everyone's landscaping or decorating. Wondering who lives there. Didn't ride far, but got out and did it.

[Sparkle]

My electric kettle is on the blink.

Why *this* morning, kettle? Why?

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-dont-let-your-cat-watch-simons-cat.jpg

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[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-yur-undeez-being-irrelevant.jpg

[tapu]

I came in here to post something, randomly, and found that I didn't feel like it.

[Rook]

Marilyn Monroe is as much a Blonde as Lucille Ball is a Redhead....
Which is curious...
Many people try to measure Natural Blondes & Redheads with both these Classic Dames...For various Reasons... Ranging from idiotic, Ditzy & clownish, to Shrewd, Savvy, Pioneer...
And yet both were born Brunettes.. Hm...
Mind u, Blondes DO have more fun, thanks to Marilyn, and Redheads get away with A LOT -grin- :sunglass:

[NJFemmie]

We don't always know whose lives we have touched, uplifted and inspired by a simple act called kindness, because actions many times have unforeseen ramifications. What's important to remember is that you treat EVERYONE with kindness, even those who are rude to you ~ not because they deserve it, but because you deserve it!

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.dreamstime.com/sturgeon-warning-sign-thumb14497802.jpg

[Bella~Vita]

Some of these postings are funny . Good job:hangloose:

[hpychick]

http://www.glogster.com/media/2/4/50/34/4503458.gif

[Mister Bent]

Green roof, tray system, E 9th street.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/greenrooftraysys.jpg

[Abigail Crabby]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/cute-puppy-pictures-they-told-me-i-could-be-anything-i-wanted.jpg (http://chzb.gr/9BoL9o)

[Nat]

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[Bard]

Very agravated at the state of NY right now the Senate is very close to passing the bill on gay marraige and now the leader of the senate wont put it on for a vote just makes me angry.. Either way I will BE marrying my beautiful Princess next May weather or not the damn state aproves we will just go to VERMONT to make it legal so THERE...

[amnesia.bfp]

I don't know who I am. Can you help me? Click here. (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405)

[bright_arrow]

Very agravated at the state of NY right now the Senate is very close to passing the bill on gay marraige and now the leader of the senate wont put it on for a vote just makes me angry.. Either way I will BE marrying my beautiful Princess next May weather or not the damn state aproves we will just go to VERMONT to make it legal so THERE...



You tell 'em babe! :readfineprint:

[morningstar55]

making plans for july4th wekend......... for some in person quality time with someone whom is giving this girl huge huge smiles these days. ;)

[Diva]

Why hell no I don't care....because you are just wrong!

:giggle:

[Lady Pamela]

YouTube - &#x202a;Bleed Red -- Ronnie Dunn (LYRICS!)&#x202c;&rlm;

[tapu]

That wasn't a rhetorical question. It just seems like it because you don't know how to answer it.

[tapu]

I'm not playing devil's advocate. I sincerely think your opinion is stupid.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-thanks-for-nuthin.jpg

[foxyshaman]

There are multiple signs 1 KM up the road that your lane is ending. I have waited three, count em, three lights to turn and now you want me to let you in... you have a great sense of entitlement. :police:

[Ms. Meander]

http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/perm.php?c=83&q=95

[Jess]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3zmmyzPhd1qzcve1o1_500.png

"Hell hath no fury like a vampire queen broke"

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-doll-indifference-training.jpg

[Dreams]

Did you know today is National 'Let It Go Day'!? So whatever is eating you up inside, let it go. Unless its Ice Cream, in which case, eat it back!..heh..:cheesy:

[Kobi]

Its been a good week.

Toyota called to tell me the parts are in for them to re-fix my front brakes. And, because I was a persistent but nice pain in the ass, they are replacing the rear brakes for free. :blink:

And my KD Lang tickets arrived today. Her performance is smack in the middle of my mothers visit. This should be interesting.

And the pest guy is coming Saturday to find the source of my carpenter ants he cant seem to exterminate.

[Sparkle]

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa371/careysparkle/paris01.jpg

[girl_dee]

Worms, are gross.

[Softly]

<3 FC

Worms need love too.

[tapu]

Worms need dirt. And moisture. Actually, I had a really freaky experience with worms when I was little and if I know anything, anything at all, I know that worms need moisture.

Oh god! It's too painful to recall!!!!!

[moxie]

Today I had to call the Post Office in my future town and find out my address. My physical address where my place resides is not my official address apparently. They're going to call me back tomorrow and inform me of said address. I could get all existential and talk about my place in the world is not actually the place I am and stuff, but I am already too mopey.

[dixie]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/koma-comic-strip-the-i-evolution.jpg

[Nat]

"The president spoke at a gay fund-raiser tonight in Manhattan on the night that the New York State senate is wrangling into the wee hours over whether or not New York State will legalize same-sex marriage, which of course President Obama opposes - though he hints that his feelings on the subject are 'evolving.' And that is one definition of an awkward dinner date: 'I don't really believe in the rights you are fighting so hard for right at this very minute, but I do believe in your right to give me your money.'" - Rachel Maddow, 6/23/11

[Kenna]

I had a VERY interesting night, thanks to yesterday's two VERY LARGE iced Kona Coffees....
it's amazing where you mind will go when soaked in a serious caffeine high!!

[tapu]

I was getting kind of bummed that I never win anything in the Lottery, but then I realized that I don't play the Lottery.

[JakeTulane]

you might want to look that up first.

:glasses: :|

[Nina]

people who go from night-people to people-of-the-light in less than a week, and do it in a good mood, are my favorite people...

and...people who quit smoking, and quit smoking in the midst of lots of other changes and challenges, and quit smoking and are still nice and not scary are my Best Person, people..

just sayin' is all...

[dixie]

Please don't let this be my mechanic. :|

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/truckservicefailp11.gif

[dixie]

I also think I will pass on this restaurant...
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-restaurant-fail.jpg

[Dreams]

i have been performing low impact test's this week...one on the rear bumper of my car and the other on one of my toes..it's good to know both have survived these impromptu test's..

if you are a friend on FB you can also read about my "grace under pressure" test..it's been a bit of a week for me..

[citybutch]

ONE MORE EXAM ... DONE

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-we-havent-decided.jpg

[dixie]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/demotivational-posters-betty-white-slash-a-snake.jpg

[tapu]

When I walk around the mall or wherever, here in Columbus OH, people look at me like I'm some new kind of BUG. Is it the hairstyle? Maybe it's just that I have a hairstyle.



And for those of you in or from Columbus, GO BUCKS!


Oh, I just realized why they stare. I'm not wearing an OSU shirt. I'm not even wearing red! And absolutely... everyone else... is.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-betsey-had-clearly-been-reading-jane-austen-again.jpg

[dixie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-dog-pictures-has-u-ebr-seen-a-pillo-espload-cuz-i-has.jpg

[dixie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-dog-pictures-caring-is-for-the-birds.jpg

[tapu]

Overheard:


Hey, do you have a lighter?

No, sorry. I don't smoke.

I didn't ask you if you fucking smoked.

[Mister Bent]

You're not getting me on those ladders.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/laddernothanks.jpg

[UofMfan]

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[deb_U_taunt]

My partner says everything he has learned about being a man he learned from Louis LaMour. I think I hear a book in that statement.

[LeftWriteFemme]

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[Mister Bent]

My partner says everything he has learned about being a man he learned from Louis LaMour. I think I hear a book in that statement.


True:

I once sold a horse to Louis L'Amour's widow for her ranch in Durango, CO.

[tapu]

I am so very sick of little girls all being dressed in nothing but pink. Thank. God. I had a boy.

[dixie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-celebrity-pictures-screw-the-dark-side.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT13lqmG7jeI3OKUPg3uwZTm81OVPHMy ukwaIgs7N_Ij3IhTT7a

[NJFemmie]

http://www.sadmuffin.net/cherrybam/graphics/graphics-funny/funny146.gif

Use it wisely. Heh.

[DoReMiFemme]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/5875071728_a3c8136429_m.jpg

Someone is tuckered out.

[Tommi]

http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/images/Cabbage_soup_diet.jpg

[Diva]

I have a neat camera.
But it was dropped recently and it's been making noises ever since.
Now. Should I get a new one for my trip?
Or should I just trust that it's going to make it.
(It's taking fine pictures since then....just noisy ones!)

What to do, what to do!

[Turtle]

http://www.wishlantern.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sky-lanterns-from-wish-lantern.jpg

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Scared of storms...alone...one headed this way...booooooo:watereyes:

[Nat]

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[Dreams]

has anyone seen the security tapes of "the people of walmart" the ones that come out at 3 in the morning in their jammies videos??

[dixie]

has anyone seen the security tapes of "the people of walmart" the ones that come out at 3 in the morning in their jammies videos??

Hey now. I resemble that remark. :giggle:

[Dreams]

Hey now. I resemble that remark. :giggle:


LOL...but have you seen the security Videos?

[LeftWriteFemme]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6SKbsJX5606I6L6rHyq63dkxC_OZW7 gsWxk_UZzs_Wqq_cTZ-

[Ebon]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSND3f6fNG_eI8O7ys0UtzGjDNI80ZQG HPOGl-U_EuCq1bwfqPshA

[Okiebug61]

I am 1 step closer to getting away from the corp world and making more money.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Creepers suck!!!!

[Dominique]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6SKbsJX5606I6L6rHyq63dkxC_OZW7 gsWxk_UZzs_Wqq_cTZ-


Is this Dancing with the stars?........I'm sorry, I need to take my silly ass to bed.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-stitches-must-be-destroyed.jpg

[Softly]

Are cute shoes really worth this pain?? :/

[Nat]

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[Andrea]

TJH1IKqF8PA

Goose bumps and tears..... Thank you for sharing this.

Andrea

[amnesia.bfp]

Who am I?

I can't remember.

[tapu]

Who am I?

I can't remember.

Unidentified White Male. See IMDB.

[morningstar55]

ever drink down a ice cold drink .. and feel its coldness all the wway to your nips?? lol

[Kobi]

A couple of months ago, I had a wild turkey who decided to claim the entrance to my stairs.

Last night, I had a fox looking up at me from the bottom of the stairs.

Tonight, I had a chipmunk sitting on top of my sneaker.

Is it my turn to be Dr. Doolittle or something?

[tapu]

Kobi, do you live, like, in a forest or something? It sounds like Thumper will be Thumping in next. Watch out for Flower.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ac38c4a4-8ed7-4974-a32e-f05fda8c3053.jpg

[Dominique]

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Is this the walmart video? They must not be showing it my area (?)

[Charming Texan]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SsGZMThFZII/AAAAAAABI-o/i64u03pM_QI/q61.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fixed.jpg?w=382&h=512

[dixie]

I have no idea why, but this just strikes me as so cute! lol

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-my-stick-is-amazing.jpg

[Ebon]

oCG4lJVO1zM

[dixie]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/demotivational-posters-if-i-am-correct.jpg

[dixie]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-graphs-the-dog-is-trying-to-kill-me.png

[amnesia.bfp]

I don't know who I am. Can you help me? Click here (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=368001#post368001) to play my Planet game.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Feeling uneasy...hmmmmmm

[DoReMiFemme]

Post links to tips on how to make a cool-ass lamp out of rulers. (http://www.designsponge.com/2011/05/before-after-ruler-pendant-lamp-gilded-floral-mirror.html)

http://assets4.designsponge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/blair_after.jpg


It's geeky, but I dig it.

[Rook]

◘ The name of the Internets most popular directory is an acronym. According to the company, the name "Yahoo!" stands for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle !"

• The Official beverage of Ohio is Tomato Juice.

◘ After the husband of Genghis Khan's daughter was killed at Nishapur, Iran in 1221, she ordered the death of all in the city (approx. 60,000), and the skulls of men, women, and children were piled in pyramids by the Mongols {wow, now that's grievous & Pissed off} :angry:

• The 15th World Scout Jamboree was scheduled to be held in July 1979 and was to be hosted by Iran, near the Afghan and Turkmen borders, it was cancelled due to the 'Islamic Revolution', because of the sudden cancellation, there were souvenirs already made, such memorabilia are of great value to Collectors nowadays, and demand a lot of $ if they show up on the market {rarely}.

◘ Catnip can affect Lions & tigers as well(or badly) as house cats, it excites them because it contains a chemical that resembles an excretion of the Dominant females urine.

• Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the Immune system (so yes, laughter IS medicine. :huhlaugh: )

◘ The Lied Jungle located in Omaha is the worlds largest indoor rain forest.

• Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair (-eyeballs mine- hmmmmm..)

◘ Flamingos pee on their legs to cool themselves off (and being birds, surely you understand, they can't only Pee...ew.)

• Camel's milk, which is widely drunk in Arab countries, has 10 x more Iron than cow's milk.

◘ In Athens Greece, a Drivers license can be taken away by Law if the driver is deemed poorly dressed , or unbathed. :bath:

• Bluebirds can't see the colour Blue.

◘ Most lipstick has fish scales.{I kiss fish?!?!} :fishswim:

• The University of Alaska stretches over 4 time Zones (none of which Palin is sync'ed with, I'm guessing)

◘ Microsoft threatened 17 yr old Mike Rowe with a lawsuit when the young man launched a site named MikeRoweSoft.com

• In Utah it's illegal to swear in front of a dead person.

◘ Lions are the only truly Social cat species, and usually every female in a pride, ranging from 5 to 30 individuals, is closely related. :rollcat:

• All major league Umpires must wear black underwear while on the job {in case their pants split}

◘ Disney World in Orlando is twice the size of Manhattan New York. (that explains why some parents are allowed to lose their damn mind when a kid "poofs" for awhile cuz they *the parents* saw chip & dale and wanted a hug..)

• The African Elephant has yet to be "successfully" trained, the Indian Elephant, however, has been.

◘ Catfish have 100,000 tastebuds.

• Greyhounds can reach a speed of 45 MPH { I suppose this means if you're a paper boy and a rabid greyhound chases u, you're fucked} :dog:

◘ Monty Python's "The Life of Brian" was banned in Scotland.

• To make much noise when eating soup in China is a good thing {Slurp & Burp, loud and proud? Nice date}

:dance2::dance2:

[Abigail Crabby]

Well I didn't win the lottery
:(

So I'm back to

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u1RAiLACcts/SsQVn76pxoI/AAAAAAAAAWo/zcH0GKMfV8k/s400/working_girl_sticker-p217647569624196743qjcl_400.jpg

[JAGG]

I love this time of year. I'm sure it's just me, but the sun seems to shine a little brighter ,so does the moon. Even colors seem brighter. Makes my heart happy!

[citybutch]

I woke up and looked at my ledger for my broker dealer.. and was furious that I am not paid for a case I have worked my butt off...

Then I saw the Caylee Anthony trial on the news... and realized my problem is fixable and I can deal with it.... ( :( so sad for the beautiful little child... someone who is lost in all this TV drama/hype/ridiculousness)

SO grateful I have so much love in my life...

[Nat]

Put in your Zipcode to find out if you are connected to mountaintop removal

http://www.ilovemountains.org/my-connection

[UofMfan]

2s13X66BFd8

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-will-say-this-is-cute-will-punch-a-hole-in-the-screen.jpg

[tapu]

Posted by Rook:

◘ Catnip can affect Lions & tigers as well(or badly) as house cats, it excites them because it contains a chemical that resembles an excretion of the Dominant females urine.


I understand it equally affects about 1 in 10 to as many as 1 in 6 female cats, with the reverse proportion in male cats.


(yes, I'm joking.)

[durrrrrrrr]

I found the lil yellow cups :|

[Kenna]

I could swear someone spiked my cranberry banana smoothie after work! There's NO WAY I should be this awake after today's heat and 7 Provider Visits!
I think the left side of my brain is loopy from over-load and being roasted too much! The right side of my brain got grilled with garlic butter and the left side got roasted with taters and carrots!

Please pass the salt!

[Turtle]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PQkzQtnlUhw/TdJCoQEfroI/AAAAAAAAAaA/kg3ha-wr5fg/s1600/rozne-cute-birthday-fifi-ceca-Bliss-Photography-color-joy-rainbow-Balloon-happy-confetti-labrujita-happy-birthday-General-balon-faves-bellas-cuori_large.jpg

[Kobi]

There is an article in Yahoo Sports where Charlie Sheen admits to using steroids during the making of the movie Major League. :blink:

I wonder if this was to help his pitching or acting?

Either way, I am sure Congress is very happy he came clean before they wasted a bizillon taxpayer dollars holding hearings on the matter.

[Tcountry]

My heart flew away today...
Thank goodness it is only for a week...

Dreading the end of July...

[Diva]

Dear Lord.
Lucy :doghead: is snoring and she sounds like a motorcycle! :giggle:

[Mr Nice Guy]

Just tired. Have to work Friday and Saturday.

[NJFemmie]

Sneezing almost non stop for a half an hour can be quite scary.
Damn allergies.:seeingstars:

[dixie]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-win-photos-dollar-bill-origami.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-angry-birds-irl.jpg

[tapu]

So I said, "Sure, son, we can pull an all-nighter! Neither one of us has to get up!" He seems to be doing pretty w-.... zzzzzzz... I'm sorry! Was I snoring?

[tapu]

http://assets4.designsponge.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/blair_after.jpg



Want.

mkdlsa;

[NJFemmie]

Weeeeeeee weeeeee weeeeeeeeeee

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/bawanaal/tumblr_lcs23gbA1p1qbxut3o1_r1_500.gif

[UofMfan]

I have the ability (gift) to make women laugh.

Unfortunately they are usually laughing at me :)

[Nat]

"We thought an organ like a gallbladder would have a pure genetic origin as probably most people do. Just as a short anatomical review, a gallbladder is a thin-walled sac in the duct between the liver and the small intestine, and it regulates the flow of bile to the small intestine and helps in the digestion particularly of fat in the small intestine.

The ptarmigan and other species of grouse don't have them. Presumably, their diets are so low in fat that the gallbladder is unnecessary, but some years ago we found gallbladders in captive ptarmigan that we raised from eggs at the University of Alaska, and we couldn't figure out why that would be. Eventually we tracked it down and attributed it to our inadvertently feeding the chicks a diet that was considerably higher in fat than they would get in the wild. This we believe is a classic example of a very important phenomenon called epigenetics, which literally means "beyond genetics."

Traditional genetics deals primarily with the absence or presence of genes, whereas epigenetics deals with the action or inaction of genes that are there, and the effect of the environment in turning genes on or off. So, in the case of the ptarmigan, they likely had genes for gallbladders, but they weren't operating - they weren't turned on - but when the birds received a high fat diet, it essentially turned on the gene. So this is an example of feedback from the environment - the environment affecting genes. This is becoming a major field in biology. It can be a whole revolution in our understanding of biology and it has huge potential and significance in many ways, including in human medicine."

- John Theberge, co-author of "The Ptarmigan's Dilemma: An Exploration Into How Life Organizes And Supports Itself"

[tapu]

Since I just got here and everything, and I don't know very many people, sometimes I send a PM to myself. >:-\

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-people-who-live-in-glass-houses-should-not-become-nudists.jpg

[DoReMiFemme]

I love cold veggie sandwiches with all of my being.

That is all.

[tapu]

I have a vendetta against Juggalos.

[dixie]

I have a vendetta against Juggalos.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8ijTiEMI_khifTyh2Cfm0NhRcL3kRV 4picapRns9nH9VhgPSL&t=1

[TexZen]

:fart:

It was the dog, I swear!

[Dreams]

I have a vendetta against Juggalos.

ok i give up...what is a Juggalos?...

[tapu]

ok i give up...what is a Juggalos?...

They're a gang of mostly teenagers and young adults who follow the group Insane Clown Posse. I have to admit, in a mumble, that I don't totally dislike ICP's act. (See Miracles on YouTube.)

This gang calls themselves Juggalos and Juggalettes (man, the femmes got short end of those naming conventions, huh?), they wear clown make-up, and SOME of them--not all--are trending toward violent crime. In NH in the last year, there have been at least 3 brutal crimes committed by people who identify as Juggalos.

Here's a (badly written) run-down of 10 crimes connected to Juggalo adherents: http://www.ranker.com/list/10-most-violent-juggalo-attacks-ever/michael-gibson

A friend of mine lives a few houses away from where some young guys entered a home, stabbed the mother to death, and stabbed her 12yo daughter almost to death.

I don't want to blame the music--I mean, I really do not blame the music. But I do think the group dynamic should be looked at seriously.




**OMG, I must be getting old.** NTTAWWT

[Turtle]

http://grandrants.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/tammy-bruces-pet-raccoon.jpg?w=255&h=300

[LeftWriteFemme]

BN4xUDpHo5o

[Queerasfck]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7ozvjrai1qdhogv.jpg

[Queerasfck]

http://www.pumpispumping.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hello1.jpg

[Blade]

Hzgzim5m7oU

[Andrea]

Hzgzim5m7oU

Very powerful. Thank you for sharing this.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-fun-is-subjective.jpg

[dixie]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-dog-pictures-skwirl-flavored-r-da-best.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-i-love-these-new-sippy-cups.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-history-my-eyes-are-up-here.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-history-your-safeword-is-studebaker.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/afc0ab86-ef94-4513-8ffb-38427eb48dc1.jpg

[NJFemmie]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fixed.jpg?w=382&h=512

[swan]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-will-say-this-is-cute-will-punch-a-hole-in-the-screen.jpg

Cute! Most definately cute!

[dixie]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-celebrity-pictures-tim-curry1.jpg

[dixie]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/epic-win-photos-long-weekend-shopping-win.jpg

[NJFemmie]

My heart hurts.

[JustLovelyJenn]

Heres hoping life will let me have a little time for myself.

[dixie]

This is the kind of craziness my buddies do. Even though I think they are kinda nutty doing it, I can't help but be totally amazed and impressed.

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[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-rly.jpg

[dixie]

5YbDOEEbGZg

[moxie]

Today's top news story in my new town as of next week is about a black bear that goes dumpster diving in town.

I'm never going outside. Ever.

[dixie]

Today's top news story in my new town as of next week is about a black bear that goes dumpster diving in town.

I'm never going outside. Ever.

We had a large black bear cruising around the parking lot of the local grocery store the other day. It tried to come in the automatic doors but an employee noticed and hit the door latch in time.

[BoDy*ShOt]

my Alpha son graduates Navy bootcamp on Friday!!!
~one damn proud momma :cheesy:

[tapu]

We had a large black bear cruising around the parking lot of the local grocery store the other day. It tried to come in the automatic doors but an employee noticed and hit the door latch in time.

You were hallucinating.

[tapu]

Hey, how come the controls for fans always go Off, High, Medium, Low? Why wouldn't they go the other direction?? This has bothered me for years. (Off and on.)

[dixie]

You were hallucinating.

Nope. There was photographic evidence. I even posted it on the facebook. :stickingmytongueoutatyou:

[dixie]

Hey, how come the controls for fans always go Off, High, Medium, Low? Why wouldn't they go the other direction?? This has bothered me for years. (Off and on.)

I've wondered this myself. At the moment, however, I'm wondering why the fan at the end of my bed started making an unbelievably obnoxious squeaking sound about ten minutes ago.

[tapu]

I can fix that. I'm handy that way.

[tapu]

Nope. There was photographic evidence. I even posted it on the facebook. :stickingmytongueoutatyou:

Photoshop. I bet in the original it was a dark-haired hobo hanging out by the store, minding his own business.

[dixie]

Photoshop. I bet in the original it was a dark-haired hobo hanging out by the store, minding his own business.

We don't have hobos who hang out by our stores. Come to think of it, I've never seen a "hobo" in my town at all.

[tapu]

No wonder you thought he was a bear.


(Sorry--that was just too easy.)

[dixie]

No wonder you thought he was a bear.


(Sorry--that was just too easy.)

:sunglass:

[Ms. Meander]

http://gfx.tarot.com/images/decks/rider/full_size/62.jpg

Your Sixth Card
Higher Power: Queen of Swords

As core truths emerge, accept their influence and allow your life to be changed.

The card in the Higher Power position reflects the broader perspective and influence of your conscience, Guardian Angel, inner wisdom.

When the Queen of Swords comes up in this position, your inner grandmother is taking her throne. Male or female, we all have living within us a wise crone or powerful Queen of Heaven figure, a mature mother archetype. She is stepping forward now in your own psyche. Her higher reasoning is flowing into your consciousness, helping you see things in a broader way.

This involves a peeling away of appearances to yield a clearer disclosure of core issues. She is trying to remind you about what is true, what works and what you can do to positively affect your situation. Don't resist her; accept her influence.

[tapu]

Asa and I were playing around with making up our own rap lyrics, and he said mine sound like nursery rhymes. <steam> ~>:-I

[Rook]

{{Has a sudden Headache from the way they 'explain' things...Already knew it, but I was still asked to watch it & maybe have a chuckle @ how they explain....Soooooo }}
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-=shares painkillers=-

[Kobi]

There was a story on the news last night that teaching cursive writing in schools has now become optional and keyboarding is now mandatory. I dont know if it was a local thing or a national thing.

Seems weird to me. Bad enough kids today cant spell, or construct sentences to say what they mean, or conjugate verbs properly. Now we wont teach them how to write? And this helps them compete in a world economy how?

[ScandalAndy]

There was a story on the news last night that teaching cursive writing in schools has now become optional and keyboarding is now mandatory. I dont know if it was a local thing or a national thing.

Seems weird to me. Bad enough kids today cant spell, or construct sentences to say what they mean, or conjugate verbs properly. Now we wont teach them how to write? And this helps them compete in a world economy how?



I saw that, too, and it bothered me. I can't quite put my finger on the reason why, but it probably has something to do with the fact that I still hand write (in cursive) letters to my grandmother and mail them to her. She treasures them and keeps them on the table to proudly show off when friends come to visit.

I write and receive letters from military friends, and it touches my heart that they took the time out of their day to write me. I think writing (especially in cursive) shows a dedication and commitment to thinking about someone long enough to compose a letter. Mandatory keyboarding means they spent 10 seconds responding and won't give you another thought. :(






Oh, and here's my random: I woke up this morning with "I am a pirate king" from Pirates of Penzance stuck in my head.

[dixie]

There was a story on the news last night that teaching cursive writing in schools has now become optional and keyboarding is now mandatory. I dont know if it was a local thing or a national thing.

Seems weird to me. Bad enough kids today cant spell, or construct sentences to say what they mean, or conjugate verbs properly. Now we wont teach them how to write? And this helps them compete in a world economy how?


I thought the same thing. My son is 13. Pretty much the only cursive writing he has learned has been from me. His schools did not teach him one single aspect of it. The majority of all classwork though is done on computers. It does seem weird.

[JustJo]

I thought the same thing. My son is 13. Pretty much the only cursive writing he has learned has been from me. His schools did not teach him one single aspect of it. The majority of all classwork though is done on computers. It does seem weird.

I'm with all of you....my son is 13 also and his writing (cursive and printing) is horrific. The teachers in NY just accepted it and shrugged it off ....and taught him cursive incorrectly so that he was writing as if he was left-handed (which he isn't).

Luckily, his teachers here in FL took one look at his writing and said "we need to work on that" and it's much better. Still bad, but better.

I'm hoping the high school continues the work, and I need to work with him more myself, too.

I think both keyboarding and writing by hand are important....why in the world would the schools seem to feel that they're mutually exclusive? :seeingstars:

[Andrea]

There was a story on the news last night that teaching cursive writing in schools has now become optional and keyboarding is now mandatory. I dont know if it was a local thing or a national thing.

Seems weird to me. Bad enough kids today cant spell, or construct sentences to say what they mean, or conjugate verbs properly. Now we wont teach them how to write? And this helps them compete in a world economy how?


My honey wants to know how this kids will be able to read cursive. Will documents like the Declaration of Independence need to be translated?

I have such mixed feelings about this. I never use the cursive I learned. If I must hand write something, I print. However, it feels as if we are destroying a right of passage or something. Sort of makes me sad......

[Gentle Tiger]

http://0.tqn.com/d/marriage/1/G/K/2/davisdee.jpg

[tapu]

In my hometown there is a drive-thru carry-out. You drive into this garage, they sell you your ice-cold Bud or Pabst or whatever, and then you drive on out the other end. There's something wrong about that.

[UofMfan]

Why is it that when I get a headache it usually lingers for more than a day?

[uglyboi]

We had a meeting in a conference room that overlooks the parking lot. We saw a person who works on our floor go out to their car and sit for a long time. Apparently this is a common occurrence, so my boss went down to clandestinely investigate while we all watched the show. He pretended he was on the phone (agitated hand motions and all) while inching closer and closer to the car. They think that this person goes down and drinks several times a day and were trying to witness it. Funny stuff. Sadly, he couldn't see anything. Too bad we didn't have any binoculars.

[dixie]

In my hometown there is a drive-thru carry-out. You drive into this garage, they sell you your ice-cold Bud or Pabst or whatever, and then you drive on out the other end. There's something wrong about that.

There's one of those in the town over from mine. I do think that's a little funky, but then again, my county and all the ones surrounding were dry until about a year ago. *shrug*

[Dominique]

There was a story on the news last night that teaching cursive writing in schools has now become optional and keyboarding is now mandatory. I dont know if it was a local thing or a national thing.

Seems weird to me. Bad enough kids today cant spell, or construct sentences to say what they mean, or conjugate verbs properly. Now we wont teach them how to write? And this helps them compete in a world economy how?


We have a second year law student *clerking* in our office. That would be, he has completed 5 years of college and is entering his 6th year. He saw me typing an envelope yesterday and asked me what I was doing. (typing an address) Him: Why did't you just print a label? Me: This was just as quick, if not quicker Him: Is that electric? ok, I let that go....later in the day I overheard one of the attorneys say to him *What did you write on here?* and he said what ever it was....then the attorney said *Are you left handed?* Him: No, Why? I told him, because we can't read your handwriting. It's true they don't write. He'll send some one an email, that is 6 desks away. Makes me crazy.

[justkim]

Random... :blink:

[tapu]

Stuff?




.....

[Janny]

Free the Gummy Bears...down with plastic bags!

[JakeTulane]

Request: Denied

[musicman]

I'll take Kind Hearted Women for 400, Alex.

[Soon]

x sometimes doesn't mark the spot

[Corkey]

Why is it that when I get a headache it usually lingers for more than a day?



How much booze did you consume? I find it is directly proportioned.:blink:

[AtLast]

Although I have always (and I mean since childhood) not been a good sleeper- I have had it with insomnia!!! It has become worse with aging which I know is normal, but I really hate it!!!

[Sparkle]

I'm on/in/over at Google+ ... and I don't really understand what is so fancy about it.

[Nat]

1pJuedzzLXE

[justkim]

I could not stop laughing... For the love of all things bully... The second one is funny too...


http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?lid=24038709&vid=25897076


http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?lid=24038709&vid=25897076

[tapu]

I wish someone would get me this jacket....

http://www.dressthatman.com/view-SUIT416.htm

I swear I won't ask for another thing.

[UofMfan]

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