Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[Words]

Susan Boyle's version of Wild Horses is incredible.

[JazzyLady]

I really wish I could find another lesbian who wanted to live in Las Vegas. :ambulance:

[WILDCAT]

Just when I thought the TV line-up for the night was sucking, I stumbled onto the movie Fargo!!! :clap:

I love this movie! Too much fun... (I'm SO VERY easily entertained.)

And it just started! Great!!

:popcorn:


:byebye:

[morningstar55]

Susan Boyle's version of Wild Horses is incredible.

i agree...... i cant wait to get her CD

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Zingers are not curbing my craving for chocolate

[hpychick]

Zingers are not curbing my craving for chocolate

I think it's b/c they don't contain any real choccie.

:byebye:

[NJFemmie]

I haven't really talked to my friend Karen since we graduated high school. We recently re-connected, but we haven't been able to actually "catch up".

She does however, send me the occasional email that seems to bring a smile to my face or crack me the (#&*@ up.

The ultimate New York teddy bear:
https://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animations/1.swf

*sigh* There's no place like home.

Warning - the above link contains graphic New York language. If you don't think you can handle it, don't click the @#)(*$@)(# link.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I think it's b/c they don't contain any real choccie.

:byebye:

ok than that has to sucks, the devils food cake ones should be chocolate :cool:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I haven't really talked to my friend Karen since we graduated high school. We recently re-connected, but we haven't been able to actually "catch up".

She does however, send me the occasional email that seems to bring a smile to my face or crack me the (#&*@ up.

The ultimate New York teddy bear:
https://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animations/1.swf

*sigh* There's no place like home.

Warning - the above link contains graphic New York language. If you don't think you can handle it, don't click the @#)(*$@)(# link.



This made my morning thanks NJFemmie

[morningstar55]

there's fog here

[NotAnAverageGuy]

there's fog here

Where is here?

[Scorp]

This one will make you melt. I had to just post it here:

YouTube- Twin baby moose in sprinkler

[Dean Thoreau]

not sure where to post this but I ahve been cracking up all day....

background: I teach computer sceinces in an elementary school,,we got these new laser printers to save money....they break frequently..and our IT Director tells us it is our fault.

Ok last thursday the printer in my classroom stopped functioning,,this time it said error 1505....... no toner problem, no paper jams error 1505...i called the IT dept who said duh i dunno..so i talked ot the Director of It he siad look in the printer book..i told him i did..and there was no error 1505 listed....
so he drove 4 miles over to my school my classroom to see for himself...(rme)
and he read error 1505..so he calls the sharp people (name of the printer) they tell him to check again their is no error 1505....so we loose thursday no printer.....friday..we condinue the turn it off..turn it on..it stillsays error 1505, and we have another printer in the school that is flashing error 1505...........finally today at 1pm after several dozen phone calls to the sharp people...they send out a technician....to see this error that does not exist...
sure enough he reads the screen error 1505......and printer is not working no matter what. so Sharpy starts dismantling the printer to troubleshoot...
about 2 hours into this I am watching all interested and stuff... and I saw this "stink bug" that is sort of stuck to the laser drum.that is now laying on the floor..and big brave Butch that I am I say ewwww and point...and he removes it and says..nooooo that cant be it...
sure enough error 1505= stink bug.......printer works fine. technician went to next printer immediately removed the laser drum ..found a stink bug and removed it..that printer works fine.

printers 3000. repair person 1200. stink bug ......priceless

[Eddie]

I am out of butter and don't know if I will be able to get the cookies done and out in time for the holidays.

[atomiczombie]

Is it just me, or is the site running REALLY slow today?? :beatcomputer:

[Eddie]

It appeared to be running slow earlier but seems to be ok now.

[Surayna]

We are watching Julie and Julia, Harry Potter (even though I have seen none of them to this point), and Sunshine Cleaning. All while eating pizza and snuggling on the bed together. I can't wait till this flood mess and ceiling collapse mess are over with! I want to put up a Christmas tree.

[Diva]

Last night, I dreamt that Someone proposed to me......it was sweet and lovely and tender, but for the life of me, I do NOT know how He got down on His knee on the floorboard of the car......

I said 'Yes', of course, but I woke up before I saw the ring.....

That's just cruel. :drool:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

AZ and Eddie, the site has been running slow for me as well, especially after I was in chat for a bit this morning.

[suebee]

Gonna put the outdoor lights up tonight! :smileyXmasTree: But the big :cuttree: will have to wait. Got a little one in the window though! The :playingcat: don't knock it down more than two or three times a day. :batmoose:

[weatherboi]

:dogwalking:
Squirrel.....

[dixie]

My gf and I, standing at the kitchen door of our apt, looking out to see what the morning's weather is like. Watched a 9 year old boy on a bicycle ride by and smack the side mirror on my gf's truck (her baby). Opened the door and asked the boy nicely to please not do that anymore.


boy: "you're tripping dude, I didn't touch your truck"

my gf: "we were standing right here watching you"

boy: "wasn't me" (he is currently the only child outside)


Boy goes upstairs. Boy's father walks by, gf asks him nicely to ask the son not to do it again. Father is very nice and thanks us for letting him know. Father goes upstairs to talk to the boy. Father then leaves for work. A few minutes later, our screen door is ripped open, breaking the latch, loud knocking on the door. Open door, there is boy. Boy's mother is standing off to the side, a few feet away.


boy: "can you show me how I supposedly hit your truck?"

gf: "we watched you ride your bike by and hit the mirror"

boy: "is it hurt?"

gf: "no, i think it's ok"

boy: "then what are you making such a big deal out of it for?!"

boy's mother: "get your bike and get upstairs NOW!"


Boy fusses as he walks upstairs. Mother doesn't say a word to us.

We stand there in open-mouthed shock at the audacity of this little kid. My gf now checks the windows repeatedly because she's afraid the boy will do something to her truck in revenge for her tattling on him. I just can't believe the boy has that much attitude, or that neither he nor his mom even apologized for him breaking our door. Even my 11 year old son was shocked by the boy's bad behavior, and said "well, we know Santa won't be visiting him this year." lol

[Diva]

70 years ago tonight, the epic film "Gone With The Wind" premiered in Atlanta....... evidently, there was a children's choir who sang at that premier....and one of the choir members was 10~year~old Martin Luther King, Jr. <smile>

I love some good trivia now....:awww:

[hpychick]

ok than that has to sucks, the devils food cake ones should be chocolate :cool:

Oh you're right...I think they do! Did you get that um...craving satisfied?

[Gemme]

:dogwalking:
Squirrel.....


I love Up! I saw it with Diva. :stillheart:

[morningstar55]

slippin in here for a moment...........
been driving all day just to end up bk here in charlotte land... heh........ unwinding and then gonna watch some mindless tv .. until i fal asleep.
story of my life..
me handsome truckdriver:awww: is somewhere in Oklaahomma heading to kansas..
anyways... gd niters

[morningstar55]

My gf and I, standing at the kitchen door of our apt, looking out to see what the morning's weather is like. Watched a 9 year old boy on a bicycle ride by and smack the side mirror on my gf's truck (her baby). Opened the door and asked the boy nicely to please not do that anymore.


boy: "you're tripping dude, I didn't touch your truck"

my gf: "we were standing right here watching you"

boy: "wasn't me" (he is currently the only child outside)


Boy goes upstairs. Boy's father walks by, gf asks him nicely to ask the son not to do it again. Father is very nice and thanks us for letting him know. Father goes upstairs to talk to the boy. Father then leaves for work. A few minutes later, our screen door is ripped open, breaking the latch, loud knocking on the door. Open door, there is boy. Boy's mother is standing off to the side, a few feet away.


boy: "can you show me how I supposedly hit your truck?"

gf: "we watched you ride your bike by and hit the mirror"

boy: "is it hurt?"

gf: "no, i think it's ok"

boy: "then what are you making such a big deal out of it for?!"

boy's mother: "get your bike and get upstairs NOW!"


Boy fusses as he walks upstairs. Mother doesn't say a word to us.

We stand there in open-mouthed shock at the audacity of this little kid. My gf now checks the windows repeatedly because she's afraid the boy will do something to her truck in revenge for her tattling on him. I just can't believe the boy has that much attitude, or that neither he nor his mom even apologized for him breaking our door. Even my 11 year old son was shocked by the boy's bad behavior, and said "well, we know Santa won't be visiting him this year." lol


wow....... that kid needs a attutude adjustment and his parents need a wake up call.
i lived in some apt's once where someones kida about that same age and couple of his friends went into a empty apt upstairs from where i lived and eggd the whole front end of my car.
the dad made him and his friends clean the car.
i heard later that he and his x ( wife) have a lot of problems with this kid.
that was around 10 yrs ago......... wonder if this kid is in trouble with worse things by now.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Oh you're right...I think they do! Did you get that um...craving satisfied?

Nooooooooooooo LOL I still want more chocolate :lol2:

[Semantics]

70 years ago tonight, the epic film "Gone With The Wind" premiered in Atlanta....... evidently, there was a children's choir who sang at that premier....and one of the choir members was 10~year~old Martin Luther King, Jr. <smile>

I love some good trivia now....:awww:

I watched it last night. There was a special on where they included all of the original introduction and intermission entertainment.

I've seen it so many times and will never get used to how maddening and fascinating Scarlet is. :lol2:

[NJFemmie]

YouTube- Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making donut


...


*sigh*

[Diva]

I love the blue of Hanukkah......:2driedel:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Peanut Butter Capt N Crunch cereal isnt that bad until it scrapes the roof of your mouth

[Jet]

I want an El Gato for my Mac. (won't happen, but it's nice to dream)

[Surayna]

If I never see a bouncing penguin again, it will be too soon! Haha

[little man]

i just used the word maudlin and the phrase "alas and alack" in IM with a friend.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

People on Farmville are selfish when it comes to getting gifts from mystery eggs

[Diva]

Just heard a tre cool song: "Tore My Heart" by Dave Tweedie & Oona

YUM.:stillheart:

[Gemme]

Our conference room scheduling book for 2010 is pink and brown and has polka dots on it. I might have had something to do with that. :princess:

[Diva]

Today, I got a sweet letter from my daughter.....a Christmas card from my recently reconnected bio niece......and a great surprise in the form of a Shoe Calendar (and candy cane pencil AND candy canes) from one of my best femmie sissies.....

Life just doesn't get much better than that, Ya know?

:cheerleader::cc:

[FeminineAllure]

“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.”
Charles R. Swindoll quotes

[Gemme]

I wish I could shrink down teeny tiny like the guy in Innerspace (or whatever that movie with Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan was called) and see what was and is going on inside my body.

[Just_G]

I am tired of that commercial for Kay Jewelers...every kiss does NOT begin with Kay! :annoyed:

A majority of my kisses begin with Miller Lite or Patron! :winky: (or even perhaps some box wine:clap:)

That is all....carry on.:hammer:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I just watched two youtubes that we so fun and happy. The first was the wedding dance, and the second was the baby dancing to Beyonce. I like the happiness.

[Dean Thoreau]

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
>From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tigers sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."
She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year....


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Pixie]

The past haunts
People change
The world goes on
Love leads life forward...

[morningstar55]

jumping up and down here.... running in circle's..... waving my NEW cd around.. LOL wooHoo i got myself a christmas prezzy..:santa1: hahaha................ the new release......... offfffffffffffffffffffffffffff


Suzan Boyle CD !!!!!

[cara]

I am realllllllly hoping my pair of Danskos arrive tomorrow or Saturday morning so I can wear them for the concerts this weekend. I'm also reallllllllly hoping they are just what my feet need to not hurt so much throughout the concerts.

*crossing my fingers and toes*

[Dean Thoreau]

:angel:

After the School year ended in June '09 I decided that I would semi-retire and after my summer vacation only teach part time..I have a great deal of time on my hands
So with that time this summer and fall the wife has insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most butches, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, the wife is like most femmes - she
loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Thoreau,

Over the past six months, your husband/partner/person of interest has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband/partner/person of Interest Dean Thoreau are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose
time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.


:rofl:

[morningstar55]

:angel:

After the School year ended in June '09 I decided that I would semi-retire and after my summer vacation only teach part time..I have a great deal of time on my hands
So with that time this summer and fall the wife has insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most butches, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, the wife is like most femmes - she
loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Thoreau,

Over the past six months, your husband/partner/person of interest has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband/partner/person of Interest Dean Thoreau are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose
time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.


:rofl:



OMG..... you got me crying here from laughing so much,,, love the last one.

[Gemme]

I am tired of that commercial for Kay Jewelers...every kiss does NOT begin with Kay! :annoyed:

A majority of my kisses begin with Miller Lite or Patron! :winky: (or even perhaps some box wine:clap:)

That is all....carry on.:hammer:

Silly G...of COURSE every kiss begins with Kay.

See?

K ~ I ~ S ~ S

Kiss!

:kissy:

[morningstar55]

:angel:

After the School year ended in June '09 I decided that I would semi-retire and after my summer vacation only teach part time..I have a great deal of time on my hands
So with that time this summer and fall the wife has insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most butches, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, the wife is like most femmes - she
loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Thoreau,

Over the past six months, your husband/partner/person of interest has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband/partner/person of Interest Dean Thoreau are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose
time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on
layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.


:rofl:

do you write this stuff ???? LOL LOL LOL ........ its very good.. lol

[Jet]

I just made the best Cajun soup....warm inside, cold outside...good movies...

and my gym piece arrived today for a workout later. It's a blessed night.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

There is a tiger roaming around oyster creek, texas

[Gemme]

I wish I'd known about porn by numbers before now.

[Tommi]

:cheesy: I got to open Christmas presents from the :2driedel: girl tonite...

Yes...it's early. Yes, I'm spoiled. Yes, it was all good stuff, as she knows me better than anyone..:smileyXmasTree::snowballfight:

[Diva]

Here in Austin.............

For jail release.........call 777-7777


That's good to know...............................right? :huhlaugh:

[Diva]

There is a tiger roaming around oyster creek, texas



I have NO clue where Oyster Creek IS...........

Share.

[WILDCAT]

... I watched Ray's new show: Men of a certain age, and I really could "relate" to many of the thoughts/lines - the writing. I think it will be a success.

Hmmmm, but I wonder what that means that I could identify? (Well, I have my thoughts, but they are private... BLUSH.)

:rollcat:

__


This emoticon, :leatherdad: (termed "leatherdad" here) may look like the leather gay guy from Southpark a little bit, but otherwise it reminds me of a prisoner from the old days of the island penitentiaries. (Like Devil's Island, part of the French Guiana with the movie Papillon - doesn't this look like the Dustin Hoffman character in this, sans the thick eye glasses? Well, no I don't think he had a mustache in that either, but oh, the hat/part of the uniform is so very close!)

*So/and is there an intentional "correlation" here for the "attire" then that I was not aware of...(?)

:deepthoughts:

___

And finally, I've been watching the Cold Case show here. I really didn't know that disco dancing competition was THAT serious back in the day. My only reference point was that Travolta movie... (I mean I danced on those floors and to that music MYSELF as a "yout", but how serious were "we" about it in my area (?) - not very...) My goodness, "burn baby burn" lyrics from Disco Inferno song takes on NEW meaning for me now!

:firetruck:


:byebye:

[Leigh]

I have a new breakfast of champions .............. cheese popcorn :thumbsup:

[Bob]

From Sarah Palin's Twitter stream:

Earth saw clmate chnge4 ions;will cont 2 c chnges.R duty2responsbly devlop resorces4humankind/not pollute&destroy;but cant alter naturl chng
(http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/6823906156)

Seriously? Aside from any substantive questions about climate change, STOP WRITING LIKE THIS, PEOPLE! Christ. It just makes you sound like a twat with a Palinesque intellect.

[Vlasta]

Ok ... now , I am finishing my coffee and I am really going shopping . I dread that , but I have no other option . I became allergic to this madness .

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I have NO clue where Oyster Creek IS...........

Share.

We call it the OC and it is near Clute/Lake Jackson/Freeport area, which is about 75-80 miles south/south west of me

[Jet]

bob's post is too funny.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I got told I was sick HAHAHAH

[hpychick]

bob's post is too funny.

Totally agree!!!

[Gemme]

I haz the illness. :rant: :cough:

[Softly]

so much snow outside!
tomorrow we may make an igloo! and go sledding
tonight we have watched wizard of oz 3 x

[Vlasta]

good grief !!!!! ..... I was thinking the country it's in recession . I must been wrong or someone it's reporting inaccurate news . Each year with my friend I sponsor a family for Christmas . This year we sponsoring a single mother with three children .

Today, I was going shopping for a few more things that I felt they would enjoy in addition of things they need and few more presents for my friends . I left 2 PM and I got home about a hour ago and HUNGRY ! I haven't even have energy to wait for a table . I took shower and warm up leftovers from yesterday .

It was a madness as I was expecting . People shopping like tomorrow it's the end of the world . I dreaded to go a last weekend before Christmas , but I didn't have much time this year .... life is busy here .
Needless to say my SUV was packed to the roof and I have to carry all that stuff on the third floor in my house where I got set up for wrapping presents .... very smart :( ... things will change next year for sure .

and when I was out there I find few things for myself ;) and a pair of awesome boots that I cannot wait to take them out .... well , it's Saturday and something it's happening in town , but I would need to call 911 to get me there in my new boots . ;)

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Picking a new apartment complex isn't as easy as expected, some require doggie interviews

WTF

[Blaze]

This is for your entire life! And I wanted to know if anyone else has done any of these things?
The Bucket List ;

(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
(X) Been to Hawaii
(X) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
(X) Been to Central America
(X) Been to Asia
(X) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Been on a helicopter
(X) Been on a cruise ship
( ) Visited all 50 states
(X) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke (Rock Band)
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made a prank phone call
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
( ) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
( ) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
(X) Been deep sea fishing
(X) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
(X) Been sky diving
(X) Gone snowmobiling
(X) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty
(X) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
( ) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
(X) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
(X) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
( ) Been to Niagara Falls
( ) Ridden on an elephant
(X) Ridden a camel
(X) Swam with dolphins
(X) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
(X) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
(X) Been water-skiing
(X) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

These are things that my mind had forgotten about and I was surprised how much I have traveled. Anyone else care to try?

[Corkey]

[QUOTE=Blaze;23805]This is for your entire life! And I wanted to know if anyone else has done any of these things?
The Bucket List ;

(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
(X) Been to Hawaii
(X) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
(X) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been on a helicopter
(X) Been on a cruise ship
(X) Visited all 50 states
( ) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
( ) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke (Rock Band)
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) Made a prank phone call
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
(X) Been deep sea fishing
(X) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
(X) Been sky diving
( ) Gone snowmobiling
(X) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
(X) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty
(X) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
(X) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
(X) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
(X) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
(X) Been to Niagara Falls
(X) Ridden on an elephant (at Busch farms years ago)
( ) Ridden a camel
(X) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
(X) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
(X) Been water-skiing
(X) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

[FeminineAllure]

When one door closes, we always hope another one will open.
There are times however, when every door slams shut and you're keys don't fit the locks in any of them.
Take heart. You haven't run out of road.
The key to the next door is no longer
in your ready hand. It's hidden deep in your heart.
Retrieving it isn't an easy task. Nor is it meant to be.
We gather a lot of junk in our travels, hanging on to bits and pieces of people
and circumstances we've encountered along the way.
Then, one day, we find ourselves sitting on a large pile of baggage, facing a bunch of doors and wondering why we can't find an open one to drag ourselves and all our junk through.
It's time to change your course, lighten the load and let go.
Whats happened in the past, belongs in the past. Carrying it with you and allowing it to taint your future, serves no good purpose.
You are capable of changing and rearranging the way you do things. The sound of slamming doors is your signal to stop, sit down, take a break, take a look at the lessons from the past, learn from them and figure out a better plan.
In the face of those closed doors, a realization strikes, the dawning of a new
thought breaks free.
You deserve better.
Never ever "settle."

[Tommi]

good grief !!!!! ..... I was thinking the country it's in recession . I must been wrong or someone it's reporting inaccurate news . Each year with my friend I sponsor a family for Christmas . This year we sponsoring a single mother with three children .

Today, I was going shopping for a few more things that I felt they would enjoy in addition of things they need and few more presents for my friends . I left 2 PM and I got home about a hour ago and HUNGRY ! I haven't even have energy to wait for a table . I took shower and warm up leftovers from yesterday .

It was a madness as I was expecting . People shopping like tomorrow it's the end of the world . I dreaded to go a last weekend before Christmas , but I didn't have much time this year .... life is busy here .
Needless to say my SUV was packed to the roof and I have to carry all that stuff on the third floor in my house where I got set up for wrapping presents .... very smart :( ... things will change next year for sure .

and when I was out there I find few things for myself ;) and a pair of awesome boots that I cannot wait to take them out .... well , it's Saturday and something it's happening in town , but I would need to call 911 to get me there in my new boots . ;)

I can see it all now....as I sat home watching football today, Refusing to go into the madness out there...I enjoyed it vicariously on TV

[Paphigleo]

I'm happy.

that is all

[Diva]

This is for your entire life! And I wanted to know if anyone else has done any of these things?
The Bucket List ;

(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
(X) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
( ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been on a helicopter
(X) Been on a cruise ship
( ) Visited all 50 states
( ) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke (Rock Band)
( ) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) Made a prank phone call
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Been deep sea fishing
( ) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
(X) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
(X) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
(X) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
(X) Traveled by train
( ) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
(X) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
(X) Been to Niagara Falls
( ) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Ridden a camel
( ) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
(X) Been water-skiing
(X) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

These are things that my mind had forgotten about and I was surprised how much I have traveled. Anyone else care to try?


Loved that movie!! Love this list!!! (Those are my answers in Blaze's quote, btw!) :D

[Softly]

IIIIIIIIIIII want a hippopotamus for chrissssstmas :D

we made a freakin' igloo last night.
it was awesome. cold but awesome.

I made tacos for dinner.

watched some Lisa Lampanelli before bed.

my shoulder hurts from heavy snow! :o

[Surayna]

Copied this list from Blaze and put in my own answers.
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Watched someone die (it was one of the most intimate things I have done)
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
( ) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
( ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Been on a helicopter
(X) Been on a cruise ship (it was a small one)
( ) Visited all 50 states (not quite, but getting there)
( X) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons (do sharpie markers count?)
( ) Sang karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made a prank phone call (only to friends)
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch (it was closed the times I was there)
( ) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Been deep sea fishing
(X) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
(X ) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
(X) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
(X) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
( ) Been to Niagara Falls
(X) Ridden on an elephant
(X) Ridden a camel
( ) Swam with dolphins (had some within touching distance while on a boat, but didn't swim with them)
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
(X) Been water-skiing
(X) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

[Softly]

Copied this list from Blaze and put in my own answers.
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
(X) Been to Hawaii
( ) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
( ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Been on a helicopter
(X) Been on a cruise ship
( ) Visited all 50 states
( X) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made a prank phone call
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X)Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Been deep sea fishing
(X) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
( ) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
(X) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
( ) Been horse back riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
(X) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
(X) Been to Niagara Falls
( ) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Ridden a camel
( ) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
(X) Been water-skiing
( ) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

[morningstar55]

i need a trip the art supply store....... and get more paint
:ballcat:

[morningstar55]

This is for your entire life! And I wanted to know if anyone else has done any of these things?
The Bucket List ;

(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
() Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
() Been to Hawaii
() Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
() Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
() Been on a helicopter
() Been on a cruise ship
() Visited all 50 states
( x ) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X ) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
() Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke (Rock Band)
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made a prank phone call
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
() Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
() Been deep sea fishing
(X) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
( ) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
(X) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
(X) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
(X) Been to Niagara Falls
(X) Ridden on an elephanT
( ) Ridden a camel
( ) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
( ) Been water-skiing
( ) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

[Dean Thoreau]

X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
() Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
(x ) Been to Central America
( ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been on a helicopter
(X) Been on a cruise ship
( ) Visited all 50 states
( x) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
( x) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke (Rock Band)
( x) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( x) Made a prank phone call
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( x) Been deep sea fishing
( x) Driven across the United States
( x) Been in a hot air balloon
( x) Been sky diving
(X) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
(X) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
(X) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
(X) Traveled by train
( x) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
() Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
(X) Been to Niagara Falls
(x ) Ridden on an elephant
( x) Ridden a camel
( x) Swam with dolphins
(X) Swam with the sharks
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
(X) Been water-skiing
(X) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean
(XXXX) Loved and been loved by the most beautiful extraordinary, intelligent woman in the world.
(XXXX) Witnessed the birth of my grandchild.

The greatest of these experiences were the last two.....and there is nothing that will ever top them!

[Gemme]

(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
( ) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
( ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been on a helicopter
(X) Been on a cruise ship
( ) Visited all 50 states
(X) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
( ) Sang karaoke (Rock Band)
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made a prank phone call
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
( ) Gone ice-skating
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Been deep sea fishing
(X) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
( ) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
(X) Seen the Statue of Liberty
(X) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
( ) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
( ) Been to Niagara Falls
( ) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Ridden a camel
( ) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
( ) Been water-skiing
( ) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

[blackboot]

The key. You have it. Now I know for sure.

[Paphigleo]

2 hours in the car with my beloved grandmother, 2 hot chocolates and a plain burger for the Moose. On a beautiful December Night.

A wonderful gift of love and joy... and grandma thought it was just a gift for her...

silly grandma

[Rook]

( X ) Gone on a blind date
( X ) Watched someone die
( X ) Been to Canada
( X ) Been to Mexico
( X ) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
( X ) Been to Europe
( X ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
( X ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
( X ) Been on a plane
( X ) Been on a helicopter
( X ) Been on a cruise ship
( ) Visited all 50 states
( X ) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
( X ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( X ) Gone to Washington D.C.
( X ) Swam in the ocean
( X ) Cried yourself to sleep
( X ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
( X ) Sang karaoke (Rock Band)
( X ) Paid for a meal with coins only
( X ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( X ) Made a prank phone call
( X ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
( X ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
( X ) Danced in the rain
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( X ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( X ) Watched the sunrise with someone
( X ) Blown bubbles
( ) Gone ice-skating
( X ) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( X ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
( X ) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Been deep sea fishing
( X ) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
( X ) Gone snowmobiling
( X ) Lived in more than one country
( ) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
( ) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( X ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
( X ) Traveled by train
( X ) Traveled by motorcycle
( X ) Been horse back riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
( ) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
( X ) Believe in the power of prayer
( X ) Been in a rain forest
( X ) Seen whales in the ocean
( X ) Been to Niagara Falls
( ) Ridden on an elephant
( X ) Ridden a camel
( ) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
( X ) Been water-skiing
( X ) Been snow-skiing
( X ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( X ) Swam in the Mediterranean

[Pixie]

Heart burns
Mind wanders
Scars itch

Pain speaks
Ears listen
Friends console

Past returns
Then fades
Its passed

Face smiling
Heart cooling
Pain receding

Thoughts stop
Mouth thanks
We move on

[Rook]

:candle::candle:
Sister,
you've been on my mind
Sister, we're two of a kind
So sister,
I'm keepin' my eyes on you
I betcha think
I don't know nothin'
But singin' the blues :blues:
Oh sister, have I got news for you
I´m somethin'
I hope you think
that you´re somethin' too

Oh, Scufflin',
I been up that lonesome road
And I seen a lot of suns goin' down
Oh, but trust me
No low life's gonna run me around

So let me tell you somethin' sister
Remember your name
No twister,
gonna steal your stuff away
My sister
We sho' ain't got a whole lot of time
So shake your shimmy,
Sister
'Cause honey the 'shug
is feelin' fine :rrose::2butch:

[Paphigleo]

:bullwhip:

it's payday!!

wahoo

and a happy Yule to my witchy/pagan pals...

~ a happy :rabbi:

[Gemme]

DammitalltoHell!

Our checks were supposed to be good for tomorrow, not the 24th!

*grumbles*

I wanted to have everything done tomorrow.

[lillith]

I love staring at my stucco ceiling to see what images pop out.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

ok 3 days till Christmas and I still aint in the mood for it

[Gemme]

ok 3 days till Christmas and I still aint in the mood for it

You need snow.

And mistletoe.

Snow and mistletoe and LIGHTS!

Snow and mistletoe and LIGHTS and annoying relatives telling you about their colons and dissing your life choices.

Wait. Scratch that. Unc told me about his appendix, not his colon. ;)

[NotAnAverageGuy]

You need snow.

And mistletoe.

Snow and mistletoe and LIGHTS!

Snow and mistletoe and LIGHTS and annoying relatives telling you about their colons and dissing your life choices.

Wait. Scratch that. Unc told me about his appendix, not his colon. ;)


HAHAHAH

snow would be great since we don't get it down this way in Texas and I can't tell you honestly the last time it was I saw mistletoe, but the lights are up in the neighborhood and the annoying relatives are already telling me stories, I am just looking forward to being an Uncle again VERY soon.

[Gemme]

HAHAHAH

snow would be great since we don't get it down this way in Texas and I can't tell you honestly the last time it was I saw mistletoe, but the lights are up in the neighborhood and the annoying relatives are already telling me stories, I am just looking forward to being an Uncle again VERY soon.


Christmas is where you find it. I'm sure when you see that bundle of goodness on....the 31st if I remember right?....it will feel like Christmas. :cheesy:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Christmas is where you find it. I'm sure when you see that bundle of goodness on....the 31st if I remember right?....it will feel like Christmas. :cheesy:

The C Section is scheduled for the 31st but last night I had gone to the hospital with the bestie because we thought he might be ready due to many things (its a long story lol) but the docs sent us all home, so it is now wait time to see if the baby might show up in the next couple of days.

[Gemme]

The C Section is scheduled for the 31st but last night I had gone to the hospital with the bestie because we thought he might be ready due to many things (its a long story lol) but the docs sent us all home, so it is now wait time to see if the baby might show up in the next couple of days.


Maybe he'll come at Christmas! Oh, wouldn't that be awesome? :clap:

If so, make sure he doesn't get shorted pressies, now, mkay?

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Maybe he'll come at Christmas! Oh, wouldn't that be awesome? :clap:

If so, make sure he doesn't get shorted pressies, now, mkay?

Oh yes Christmas day would be awesome and NO never shorted pressies :clap:


:jester: < thats me

[Andrew, Jr.]

I look at the clouds in the sky. I know of someone who looks at the sky and gets symbols from them. Like a tarot card reading.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

off brand dr pepper tastes off brand

[Pixie]

I need a glass of iced tea for these customers.....

Yay crappy phone!!!

[Gemme]

Twizzlers. 'nuff said.

[Rook]

Hendrix
Joplin
Cobain
Morrison
all died at 27
==========
Hitler was a strict vegetarian
==========
Declaration of Independance was written on Hemp paper
==========
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
==========
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
==========
Alexander the Great was an epileptic
==========
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
==========
Hugh Hefner & George W. Bush are Cousins
==========
Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box
==========
A pregnant goldfish is called a Twit
==========
All the clocks in "pulp fiction " are stuck on 4:20
==========
Nicole kidman is scared of butterflies
:drunk:

[turasultana]

[QUOTE=Rook;25321]==========
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
==========

Its not actually an insult, just not done since all gratuities are always included. I tipped in Iceland for exceptional service and they were quite happy to accept with a smile. (I was hanging with icelanders and double checked the custom first ).

gorgeous country - i want to go back! :)

[Linus]

Hendrix
Joplin
Cobain
Morrison
all died at 27
==========
Hitler was a strict vegetarian
==========
Declaration of Independance was written on Hemp paper
==========
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
==========
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
==========
Alexander the Great was an epileptic
==========
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
==========
Hugh Hefner & George W. Bush are Cousins
==========
Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box
==========
A pregnant goldfish is called a Twit
==========
All the clocks in "pulp fiction " are stuck on 4:20
==========
Nicole kidman is scared of butterflies
:drunk:


The $2 statement is incorrect. The flag is either Canadian one or the Ontario Flag. http://www.snopes.com/business/money/redensign.asp

[Diva]

Because I believe....


> > SANTA TRACKING (http://www.kxan.com/generic/weather/santa_tracker)< <

:heartbeat::cuttree::heartbeat:

[Diva]

I just saw a Dos Equis (sp?) commercial (it's beer) whose main character was "the most interesting man in the world"......that in itself made me giggle.....but as the voice was describing him, one of the things he said was, "He once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt".........

OMG! I laughed so hard!!!! Isn't that a hoot!??! :giggle:

[Pixie]

I just invented teleportation in my mind...

(yes some may call it wishing, imagination, or pretend....but I am as close to where I wanna be as I can get atm) lol

Oooo and made a fabulous dinner....

[Paphigleo]

finally post 100!

had to be random!

garlic stuffed olives are awesome!

[atomiczombie]

It fucking IRKS me that my 16 year old daughter smokes. :twitch: Of course, I smoked between the ages of 12 and 18. Karma is a biotch. :annoyed:

[NJFemmie]

I'm sick of being sick. It's been over a week and I am tired of blowing my nose. I'm tired of coughing, and tired of feeling like poopies.

On the lighter side of things ... I can crash on the couch and watch the DVD set of Mel Brooks movies I got for Christmas. A little Madeline Khan always makes me feel better.

".... putting on the riiiiitz"

heh.

[Semantics]

I have two beloved pets and one is a giant goldfish.
I bought him for ten cents out of the feeder tank at the pet store five or six years ago and he's grown into a monster fish.

I call him Hoover because he sucks up rocks all day and spits them out. He goes on rock spitting benders where all I'll hear is the pow-pow-pow of rocks hitting the glass like Space Invaders.

[Rook]

is it me or when bing crosby sings "white christmas" he looks and sounds like he not only wants to die, he wishes someone would fuckin shoot him? :blink::hamactor:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Cowboys 14, redskins 0

[Gemme]

I just saw a Dos Equis (sp?) commercial (it's beer) whose main character was "the most interesting man in the world"......that in itself made me giggle.....but as the voice was describing him, one of the things he said was, "He once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt".........

OMG! I laughed so hard!!!! Isn't that a hoot!??! :giggle:

Those commercials have been on for years, but have made a comeback lately. He's the original guy too.

I'm sick of being sick. It's been over a week and I am tired of blowing my nose. I'm tired of coughing, and tired of feeling like poopies.

On the lighter side of things ... I can crash on the couch and watch the DVD set of Mel Brooks movies I got for Christmas. A little Madeline Khan always makes me feel better.

".... putting on the riiiiitz"

heh.

I'd hate to see what you would do if you were sick for a month.

:scarytv:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

YAY for ATT mobile to mobile

[Andrew, Jr.]

The weather has drastically changed. We are back up in the high 60's. Now, don't get too excited. The temp. is going to drop back down next weekend, and snow is back in the big picture. Crap. Just what I want to do is shovel more of the white stuff all weekend long. :cold::woodchop::censor::rant:

[Paphigleo]

Arby's is evilly delicious!

[Gemme]

Communications are not my strong point right now. I feel like :byebye: for the next few days.

[Enchantress]

My sister really irritates me.

[Soon]

I just dunked some almond biscotti in milk and--nomnomnom--delicious!

[NotAnAverageGuy]

Dinner was yummo

[Andrew, Jr.]

Enchantress,

I just had a horrible spat with my sister.:slapfight: :annoyed: She was just on her 'she is right I am wrong' rants. :explode: I have even made up finger pupets to tease her. :furious: She was so mad at me. :cheesy: You could see steam coming out from her ears. And I was just rotflmao at her. :rofl: She is something else. Our fight was over a present. :cracked: :piratelaugh:

I wish you luck!

Peace,
Andrew
:cigar:

[FeminineAllure]

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.

He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and

set about nailing it to a post on the edge of

his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the

post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked

down into the eyes of little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your

puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat

off the back of his neck, "These puppies come

from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then

reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a

handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take

a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out

a whistle.. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran

Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain

link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the

dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy

noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably

smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat

awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward

the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the

runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,

"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able

to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,

reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his

trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down

both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made

shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,

I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone

who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and

picked up the little pup

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"

answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love.."

The world is full of people who need someone who

understands..

[SuperFemme]

I am lucky to be married to the guy who suffers through family visits with me and comes out the other side loving me more.

I am lucky to have friends who love me for me. What a gift.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I ate too many cookies

[Hudson]

Ha, I love the guy in the window seat with the ball cap who is thinking if he just doesn't look at her, she will vanish. At least she didn't set her pants on fire.

YouTube- Crazy Lady on Airplane! (The Landing)

[Gemme]

I love it when my guests have the same kind of quirky sense of humor as I do.

[Bob]

I hope someone can help me with this. Just a few minutes ago, I was reading on another board 'blah blah what're the most depressing episodes of a sitcom'.

And one person says "Last Episode of Roseanne (yeah it was crappy but still sorta sad) where we learn Dan has been dead the whole time and Roseanne is all alone."

Wait, WHAT? DAN WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME? Can someone explain this to me?

[Mister Bent]

I hope someone can help me with this. Just a few minutes ago, I was reading on another board 'blah blah what're the most depressing episodes of a sitcom'.

And one person says "Last Episode of Roseanne (yeah it was crappy but still sorta sad) where we learn Dan has been dead the whole time and Roseanne is all alone."

Wait, WHAT? DAN WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME? Can someone explain this to me?


DUDE!!! Next time announce a spoiler alert!

Now I have to toss my complete set of all 9 seasons of Roseanne.

[dixie]

I hope someone can help me with this. Just a few minutes ago, I was reading on another board 'blah blah what're the most depressing episodes of a sitcom'.

And one person says "Last Episode of Roseanne (yeah it was crappy but still sorta sad) where we learn Dan has been dead the whole time and Roseanne is all alone."

Wait, WHAT? DAN WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME? Can someone explain this to me?

I never got to see the last episode either. My gf told me about it a couple weeks ago when we were talking about the show. I had no idea. That's just crazy! I can't believe I missed that episode, but I also can't believe that they'd end it like that! Grr!!!

[Gemme]

I have a view of the grocery store parking lot next door and today the seagulls are swarming the rooftop and light fixtures. They are split into groups and the groups are taking turns flying in a a figure 8 formation and then swooping up and down and up and down like a ride in a carnival. Once that group has done its maneuvers, then the next group goes. They've done this for several minutes now. It's beautiful to watch all of those white and gray bodies moving in perfect synchronization.

[Rook]

So im in the ER last night feeling fuck-all sorry for myself, wondering if i'll live through new years eve, when out of the blue we hear a baritone voice crystal clear shriek "MOTHERFUCKERS!! GET AWAY!! I'LL FUCKING PEE FOR U, I'LL PEE, GET AWAY DONT SHOVE THAT SHIT UP MY PRICK!! PLEASE, I'LL FUCKIN PEE GODDAMNIT FUCKIN BITCH GET AWAY", half the nurses station was in stitches by the time he was done, and i kinda sympathized with the bugger..
I'm very familiar with how this particular ER is with catheters...
But then, I needed a giggle...
:huhlaugh:

[Softhearted]

randomly posting this :amsmiling: cause I fell like that !

:snowysmiley:

[turasultana]

why am i at work? there's like 5 people here on my floor. The building is mostly empty (company fills up a 50 story building ).

not only is it new years eve day, its snowing for fux sake. i should have stayed in bed.

blah. ugh feh.

[Queerasfck]

why am i at work? there's like 5 people here on my floor. The building is mostly empty (company fills up a 50 story building ).

not only is it new years eve day, its snowing for fux sake. i should have stayed in bed.

blah. ugh feh.

Turasultana, in honor of you, hard at work today whilst others lolly-gag around doing nothing or things like staying in bed, drinking hot coffee, eating donuts I give you sad trombone (http://www.sadtrombone.com/). Feel free to use it anytime.

[bonne-maman]

Turasultana, in honor of you, hard at work today whilst others lolly-gag around doing nothing or things like staying in bed, drinking hot coffee, eating donuts I give you sad trombone (http://www.sadtrombone.com/). Feel free to use it anytime.

awww, you're a sweetheart EZ chair!

I'm just sayin.

Look! They have a smiley of the YMCA guys!

:ymca:

That was fun.

[Queerasfck]

awww, you're a sweetheart EZ chair!

I'm just sayin.

Look! They have a smiley of the YMCA guys!

:ymca:

That was fun.

Ohhhh, I feel a mutual admiration society starting! You're pretty special yourself. Doctor Love is very lucky! Happy New Year Bonne!

http://letustalk.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/earth-day-bon-ami.jpg

[NJFemmie]

why am i at work? there's like 5 people here on my floor. The building is mostly empty (company fills up a 50 story building ).

not only is it new years eve day, its snowing for fux sake. i should have stayed in bed.

blah. ugh feh.

I'm with you. Why am *I* at work?
I slid (and I mean SLID) my way through snow to get here, only to sit and babysit a phone that isn't ringing.
We're getting out early, but still ... wtf?
I should have slept in.

[bonne-maman]

WHY do you INSIST on wearing shoes without socks ez chair?

http://www.corbisimages.com:80/images/42-20675878.jpg?size=67&uid=F852FED0-F296-46A3-AF74-6CBD6E525BDC

[turasultana]

there's 4 of us here, they're talking about stock options that they should have cashed in and didn't before the stock went boom. i'm contract, got no options. :) I'm here cause i get no paid time off either.

but I'll be grateful for the paycheck and stop my whining now. :crybaby:

thank you for the trombone ya bastid.

[NJFemmie]

I have like ... tons of PTO time I need to take before February - I could be off of work today. But NOOOOOOO .... I came in knowing damn well my car would slide all over the freakin' place because it HATES SNOW.

I could be home, warm, cuddled up, watching movies, playing wii, or napping with the Boo.

Three more hours.... just three more hours.....

:twitch:

[Queerasfck]

I'd like to tap that tonight.........

http://www.gourmetgiftbaskets.com/images/products/Champagne-Gift-Baskets/Dom-Perignon-1995-Champagne-Gift.jpg

[Gemme]

Turasultana, in honor of you, hard at work today whilst others lolly-gag around doing nothing or things like staying in bed, drinking hot coffee, eating donuts I give you sad trombone (http://www.sadtrombone.com/). Feel free to use it anytime.

Dammit! :doh:

I, as another NYE worker, decided to take a peek.

Phooey.

[IrishGrrl]

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.

He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and

set about nailing it to a post on the edge of

his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the

post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked

down into the eyes of little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your

puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat

off the back of his neck, "These puppies come

from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then

reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a

handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take

a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out

a whistle.. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran

Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain

link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the

dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy

noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably

smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat

awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward

the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the

runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,

"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able

to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,

reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his

trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down

both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made

shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,

I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone

who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and

picked up the little pup

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"

answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love.."

The world is full of people who need someone who

understands..


Dammit!!! I'm crying again!!!

[apretty]

tonight we watch, 'a woman under the influence'.

we're on the best of the 70s kick.

plus, champs cocktails and good cheeses and bread. swooon.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l4z_uk_P7MU/Si3trG4xXoI/AAAAAAAAFqA/xtFdMLRWWac/s400/woman_under_the_influence.jpg

[JakeTulane]

What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?

[apretty]

What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?

i know! i know! --they went the way of common sense!

[Mister Bent]

What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?

They died with Cary Grant.

[Queerasfck]

Chester can read!

http://i21.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/1f/95/f223_35.JPG

[Gemme]

They died with Cary Grant.

I miss Archibald. He was the epitome of debonaire.

*sigh*

Chester can read!

http://i21.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/1f/95/f223_35.JPG

I don't care who you are, that's just adorable.

[apretty]

Chester can read!

http://i21.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/1f/95/f223_35.JPG

he writes, too.

..."every dog loves a fascist" --he wrote that, really he did!

[suebee]

It's past midnight in my time zone, and this poor ole :floatbee: needs to go to bed. :tiredcomputer: Happy New Year everyone! :turkeyday: WHY is ther no New Year's smilie? Hmmmmm? :rant:

[Rook]

I swear....
I was buzzing on meds, musing with my relatives after much new years Loving Huggies, if someone fucking punched Dick Clark....and he spit nuts and bolts, sporting a red eye? I'd sit back and mumble "figures"
:eek::deepthoughts:

[morningstar55]

mawning.......... everyone well another new yrs eve and day has came and went...Its a new year a chance to start fresh in what ever you chose to do in your life. Ok .. now did yesterday feel like a sunday to any one......... or is it just me?? heh:anothersnowman:

[suebee]

My kitties smell so nice.....I wish they made fabric softener called "Georgie and Gracie". :playingcat::playingcat:

[hpychick]

(X) Gone on a blind date
( ) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
( ) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
( ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been on a helicopter
( ) Been on a cruise ship
( ) Visited all 50 states
(X) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X ) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made a prank phone call
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X)Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Been deep sea fishing
( ) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
(X) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
( ) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
(X) Been to Niagara Falls
( ) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Ridden a camel
(X) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
( ) Been water-skiing
(X) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

[weatherboi]

I never noticed the Wii fitness trainer having a pony tail. Think I am gonna switch over to the female trainer.

[Diva]

I just need to claim dibs on 2010.......it's MY year....sorry.....it just IS......:eyebat:

[suebee]

So have you SEEN that game in the arcade - turbocharged penguins? :eek: I couldn't play it anymore than a couple of times. I felt so bad for the little penguins! :penguin:

[Eddie]

I went to check my email just now and had a new message, which was from my local Burning Man group. The subject line read "Anyone have spandex and lasers for an event". While I knew what it was for, my friend sitting next to me saw the line and gave me the WTF look. I smiled and said "I do love my kinky freaky Burners".

[morningstar55]

wondering........
does anyone play board games anymore???:sunglass:

[Pixie]

wondering........
does anyone play board games anymore???:sunglass:

I love board games!!! LOVE!

Wew practice today!! Hopefully I can stay my happy butt awake!

Looking forward to the drive home after...

....touchy feely....shrug

[hpychick]

I just need to claim dibs on 2010.......it's MY year....sorry.....it just IS......:eyebat:


Diva, I may have to fight you even though I'm not a fighting kind of lady! I hope this is your year sweetie! I truly do.

[Diva]

Diva, I may have to fight you even though I'm not a fighting kind of lady! I hope this is your year sweetie! I truly do.





We no fight.
We share. :rrose:

[Andrea]

Why is it the few times a year when I make my own coffee, it isn't nearly as tasty as when Rene makes it? :(

Does every office have a gossipy co-worker that makes stuff up? :furious: :hammer: Who would of thought I was so interesting?

My honey has been sick for almost two weeks and I am tired of it. Me, me, me!!!!

It is good to see the elder cat with emotional issues :playingcat:. Who knew a kitten would be so good for her?

I am looking forward to a new job, ongoing love with Rene, a fantastic vacation and time spent with good friends in 2010 and beyond. Hitting the lottery would be good too.

Andrea

[Diva]

I have no excuse any longer to blame my typos on the missing "L" key and a space bar that sticks since Cyd loaned me her laptop but dear sweet baby infant Jeebus.....please.....let's all discover Spell Check, shall we?

Go ahead. Be angry with me. I KNOW I'm a Dictionary Snob.:pendulum:

[Mister Bent]

I often think I would like to wave to other members also viewing Who's Online.

[turasultana]

ok the room is torn apart, threw out tons of stuff, all the files gone thru and shredded... Now it's time to put it all back together and motivation... gone.

hate that.

[morningstar55]

I often think I would like to wave to other members also viewing Who's Online.


well ya see Mr Bent ..... i like try and always give a greeting in threads to the dwellers and peekers.. lol lol:snowballfight:

[hpychick]

We no fight.
We share. :rrose:

Truly a beautiful and lovely lady you are. Why hasn't someone snatched you up?

I'm all for sharing :) (in relation to this...lol)

[suebee]

I think I'll make some brownies! Mmmmmmm!

[Dean Thoreau]

Little kid at my school came down with the swine flu...right before halloween...he has been in the hospital in various states of consciousness ever since.on xmas eve they had to amputate both of his legs right below the knee...
he still is not breathing on his own...i am so saddened...and distraught....
the little guy had been growing his hair long so he could donate it to Locks of Love...when the nurses heard that,,they started brushing and combing his hair and made sure everyone knew so no one would cut it on him....
I am in desperate need of a haircut..but I just cnat bring myself to get it cut..As much as I do not like long hair,,do not wear long hair...I think I am going to join the little guy at school and grow my hair long (it has to be 10 inches long and in a braid from top to bottom and then they cut the braid off for mailing).....so i was thinking about if i just left my hair grown in the back long...but i will be damned if I have a mullet.....so anyway... if anyone sees me for the next 19 months or so... human hair grows on average of 1/2 inch a month

[atomiczombie]

Okay, I didn't know where to post this, so I am putting it here:

My dad is in the hospital. He has been in since Saturday night. He has a serious heart condition and may need major open-heart surgery to replace his aortic valve. His heart is pumping 20% less blood than it should because his heart muscle is weak, and he has an arrythmia (not sure how to spell it).

I am asking you all to please send your thoughts and prayers his way. I am pretty scared and I am now off to the hospital to visit him.

Thanks everyone, and *hugs* to you all.

[Diva]

AZ.........You and especially Your Dad are in my thoughts.....

:rose:

[Pixie]

:twitch:Withdrawls:twitch:
:blink:
:seeingstars:
:worried:

[Eddie]

I got a new phone today and I f'n LOVE it!

Still not giving into the iPhone.....

[Rook]

nuthin' beats watchin "lord of illusions" on a cold winter snowed in mornin..

[morningstar55]

mawning planet dwellers

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/0827080840a.jpg
((((((((( dean)))))))) ((((((( atomiczombie)))))))))

sending thoughts and prayers (f)(f)(f)

it snowed here again during the night.... *sigh* .. hope i can get a load south .. would be nice.

[morningstar55]

I got a new phone today and I f'n LOVE it!

Still not giving into the iPhone.....



i got one last week.......... lol
and its been keeping me preoccupied learning my way around it.. lol
only 1 problem had to call my carrier and fuss at them on the rings tones i bought and having them credit me onto my new phone so i could get them bk.

[Gemme]

I still can't believe that two perfectly sober, goal-oriented adults watched several episodes of Jersey Shore in a row. :blink:

I'm getting :twitch: remembering it.

I think I lost a few IQ points. :eyebrow:

Help. :hanging:

[Penelope]

a winter wonderland :anothersnowman:

[Diva]

HOOK 'EM

HORNS!!

:farmbull:
(That was the closest we had to a Longhorn! You get the idea!)

[Rook]

Well, I suppose I got what I asked for...enough snow for Matilda's "first snow"..
Now to keep warm '
:paw::paw::anothersnowman:

[Rook]

In purple rain that shit Prince pulls, standing behind appolonia...bug-eye sunglasses{at night no less}....back then? ok, nice & dark whatever...nowadays?....creepy, annoying with a side of ew


I still dig the songs in the Film though...
~dances to the Time~
:dance2:

[Semantics]

It's pronounced Obama not Obamer.


:twitch:

[Random]

Life sucks..

Everything smells weird, I don't want to eat anything, I feel greasy, and life has lost all meaning..

I don't like being a non smoker...

Pout.. Pout.. Pout..


HOW long till this faze passes????

[Andrea]

Rene gave me cooties and now we are both sick. Yuck!!!!!

He is in sooooo much trouble when I am well enough to deal with him. :hrmph:

Andrea

[Gemme]

HOOK 'EM

HORNS!!

:farmbull:
(That was the closest we had to a Longhorn! You get the idea!)


You know when someone says something along the lines of "roar like a lion" and then you hear a kitten mew a little bit? That smiley reminds me of that. I wonder if, once the server migration is complete, if Linus could locate some horns or a pic of the front of a caddy or something a bit more fierce than "farmbull". Yanno, something to strike fear in the hearts of those that oppose your team....instead of the feeling of wanting to pet ole Bessie.

Note: I do realize it says 'bull' and there aren't any udders showing, but still....doesn't he LOOK like a Bessie?

*laughs hysterically*

Maybe this one for now? :batmoose:

[Mr. Moon]

If I hear one more Hook em!!

LOL and Miss Jane? Really?? ;)

(Go Ravens) LMAO!

[Diva]

If I hear one more Hook em!!

LOL and Miss Jane? Really?? ;)

(Go Ravens) LMAO!


REALLY, Mr. Moon.


HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!
:farmbull:

I couldn't resist.....<giggle>

[Diva]

You know when someone says something along the lines of "roar like a lion" and then you hear a kitten mew a little bit? That smiley reminds me of that. I wonder if, once the server migration is complete, if Linus could locate some horns or a pic of the front of a caddy or something a bit more fierce than "farmbull". Yanno, something to strike fear in the hearts of those that oppose your team....instead of the feeling of wanting to pet ole Bessie.

Note: I do realize it says 'bull' and there aren't any udders showing, but still....doesn't he LOOK like a Bessie?

*laughs hysterically*

Maybe this one for now? :batmoose:


There IS a Bessie....she has udders.....I just couldn't use HER! ;)

:rrose:

[Gemme]

There IS a Bessie....she has udders.....I just couldn't use HER! ;)

:rrose:


I saw her! She looks more like a Dottie to me. :cheesy:

[morningstar55]

i LOVE this song......
lets sing along now.......... ready??



YouTube- Montgomery Gentry My Town

[IrishGrrl]

Ever since I had a professional massage about 2 wks ago, my back has been killing me..???

[morningstar55]

Ever since I had a professional massage about 2 wks ago, my back has been killing me..???

really?? hmmm . i been wanting that done....... wonder why that is happening???
im gonna ask a couple friends in the med field .. good ?? though.

[morningstar55]

Ever since I had a professional massage about 2 wks ago, my back has been killing me..???

i just heard it may feel that way for a couple days... sorry .....but is suppose to mean it was a good massage.. lol
take care..

[Jet]

Still moving through severe difficulties. Exhausted on mental, physical and emotional levels. Cooking a great dinner and will really chill all weekend.

[apretty]

Ever since I had a professional massage about 2 wks ago, my back has been killing me..???

that doesn't sound right at all... could they have aggravated an old injury or could you have stepped down from the table wrong?

[Gemme]

Irish, it's not unusual to be sore or tender or both for a couple of days, but since it's spread out over weeks of time, I'd go to a chiropractor if you can.

Like apretty said, it could have aggravated an old injury or brought to light an issue (like you subconsciously creating an imbalance by carrying heavy weight consistently on one shoulder...purse, book bag, kids, wrought iron...you get the picture) that was previously unidentified.

As someone who completely reversed the curvature of her neck (not fun, I assure you), please don't mess with your spinal heath.

[Diva]

After a massage, one needs to drink a LOT of water, to flush the toxins out of one's body that were released by the massage.....

All the difference in the world!!!! :D

[blackboot]

Some days, working to help broken and damaged young human beings sort out their lives is just too fucking much.

[morningstar55]

mawning planet
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/0725080604.jpg
breakfast is on me...... :tease:
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/60664474_21544412e9.jpg

[Random]

That steak looks hella good!!!!

[Random]

It's going to be 25 out today...

I may open up the windows and let the house air out..

It's always so strange when 25 degrees is balmy and spring like..

[morningstar55]

Some days, working to help broken and damaged young human beings sort out their lives is just too fucking much.

tried to give u some reppie points for all that you do ...... i bet what you do can be over whelming at times.. i know it would for me...

[morningstar55]

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Please Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace

[Arwen]

I think the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about.

[Rook]

redrum.....Redrum.....REDRUM!!!!

:cold:

[IrishGrrl]

YouTube- I Am NOT A WHORE by LMFAO (Lyrics)


*chair dancing*

[Just_G]

I love mixed martial arts!

[Eddie]

vent

Last night, a beloved member of our Burning Man community was being thrown his 66th birthday party at someone's home. One of his rental homes to be exact. This person who rents his home, posted all over the place on meetup.com as well as our Yahoo group about this party saying that EVERYONE was invited to this party.

One of our 10 principals (actually the very first one on the list) is RADICAL INCLUSION. Everyone is welcome to our community. We embrace the stranger.

I wasn't going to attend this party because I had to work early this morning, even though I was promised to be home at a reasonable hour by a designated driver at the party. Then, I saw on FB that some friends were going so I called them and asked them if in fact they were going and they said yes but were not going to stay long due to the fact that they and the host of this party do not get along. I told my friends that I wanted to go but didn't want to stay long due to the work thing and was afraid that the designated person who was to give me a ride home was going to be too drunk, high or "getting busy" with someone.

When the four of us showed up at the party, they were pretty much rushed out the door by the host and saying that they were not welcome in her home but I, however, could stay. The host went on saying that they caused too much drama in her life (when in fact it was her causing her own issues). They were insistent on going inside to wish our friend a happy birthday, give him his gifts and leave which is exactly what they did.

I'm just absolutely FLOORED that anyone would do that after inviting everyone to this party for a man that is adored by all.

Radical inclusion.

I did not stay at the party. I am livid and upset over this whole ordeal. I have already lost one community and I don't want to lose another.

/vent

[cara]

I am looking forward to spending the night in the woods next weekend during a woo woo women's retreat. :D

[Rook]

i got a few icicles danglin outside my kitchen window that look like they could seriously maim someone
:bananasplit:

[Diva]

We're havin' a heat wave here today....it's supposed to reach 50!!!

:blink:

[Words]

Someone dropped dead at O/our local grocery store the other day only moments before B. arrived there. W/we heard, at first, that he'd slipped on the floor (it's thick ice and snow here), but I found out today that he'd *simply* overheated whilst walking up the hill to the store and then *just* died.

I can't stop thinking, 'What if that had been B.?' And being grateful that it wasn't, although perfectly understandable, is making me feel like a really, really bad person. Which is stupid, I know, but even so...

Life is so unpredictable. Almost as unpredictable as our responses to it.

Words

[cara]

Us, too, Diva! It's pouring down rain! Surprisingly, it hasn't been a very rainy winter, thus far.

:stillheart:

[violaine]

http://www.tonyrogers.com/weapons/images/high_speed_photos/webready/22_bullet_a.jpg

[Diva]

I like that, just because you write in a thread, it doesn't automatically subscribe you to that thread!!

That's cool. :D

[Jet]

Today is a day for bitter herbs.

[Gemme]

I like that, just because you write in a thread, it doesn't automatically subscribe you to that thread!!

That's cool. :D

It doesn't? :blink:

Crap.

:danglecarrot:

Here thready, thready, thready.....

[Andrea]

I like that, just because you write in a thread, it doesn't automatically subscribe you to that thread!!

That's cool. :D

It's worked that way for me so far....... I mean, I have been auto subscribed to the threads I have posted in.....

:deepthoughts: <------ I love this guy.

Andrea

[Tommi]

I have a 1991 autographed baseball signed by A's Big Mac the druggie... :deepthoughts:

APNewsBreak: Mark McGwire admits using steroids (AP)

AP - Sobbing and sniffling, Mark McGwire finally answered the steroid question. Ending more than a decade of denials and evasion, McGwire admitted Monday what many had suspected for so long — that steroids and human growth hormone helped make him a home run king.

:baseball::outfield:

[NJFemmie]

The cat thinks he's a dog and is chasing his tail on the couch.
It is actually quite amusing.

[always2late]

I looked, I listened, and then...unfortunately...I learned.

[NJFemmie]

My cats eat pea soup.
I'm learning something new every day.

[Diva]

It is ALMOST funny when I discover that there are people who do what they accuse ME of doing.

Funny.....in a sad sorta way...... :kettlepot:

I love being human......wouldn't you like to be a human, too?
:superfunny:

[Diva]

If WE can't get married, then I think hetero divorce should be illegal.....I mean....they think THEIR marriages are all that, right? But we won't discuss how more than 50% of their marriages end in the Big D (no, precious wonders....not Dallas)...........

I know, I know....but this IS the Random Thread! :D

[NJFemmie]

The pea soup originally had ham and potatoes in it.
By the time I put down the bowl, the only thing left was the soup.
My girl cat was always a picky eater and rarely ever ate table food.
She's very old now and has changed a lot of her ways. She surprises me every day with the things she does. LOL
(But she's still as cute as the kitten I brought home 17 years ago).

[NJFemmie]

I gave the dog at work some carrots not too long ago. I wonder if she pooped orange.

?

[NJFemmie]

My boy cat likes to eat broccoli, and need I say more?
(Not a good idea)

[NJFemmie]

I used to have a cat named Ebony (the cutest little kitten on the planet), and she used to play fetch with me. She would jump up on the bed with her little ball in her mouth and drop it in front of me. She would then jump off the bed and stand in position, anticipating the throw.

That cat would play fetch for HOURS and I mean HOURS. There was no tiring her out or boring her.

God I miss her.

She was given to me by one of the guys I used to work with. He came in to my office, placed her gently in my mail slot (it was a pretty big mail slot, but she was as small as a minute so she had plenty of room).... knowing that even though I didn't need another cat, I would end up taking her home. (He found her on the streets of Newark somewhere and brought her all the way to Hoboken, lol). What a guy.

She kind of looked like this ----> http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/images-misc-sizes/black-kitten.jpg
but her eyes were bronze.

And I need to stop torturing myself now.

*sigh*

[Just_G]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H! :explode:

[Arwen]

OMG OMG OMG. Really? Really really really REALLY? OMG.

[cara]

ummmm...Really! :D

(hope that clears everything up) ;)

:stillheart:

cara

[Jet]

Clever cats NJ

When I get a kitten again, she'll be a Scottish Fold. I heard they raise them in Georgia. Their ears fold naturally, they are even tempered and love children.
The breed is short and long haired.

I'll name her Hildy.

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/sara_elise/Scottish-fold-kitten.jpg[/IMG]"] ("http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr257/lionoflionsman/Scottish_Fold_Katzenbabysblack.jpg

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/sara_elise/Scottish-fold-kitten.jpg


http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm89/Lucy-_-/cats/scottish_fold_eared_cat_2.jpg

[Mr. Moon]

It is ALMOST funny when I discover that there are people who do what they accuse ME of doing.

Funny.....in a sad sorta way...... :kettlepot:

I love being human......wouldn't you like to be a human, too?
:superfunny:

Only if you insist I do, Miss Jane.
I'd much rather be a dog owned by either you or me..

and ya know that's just projection, don't ya? (and I hate it too!!!!)

[SassyLeo]

really? your shit does stink. :argue:

[KayCee]

aww, how cute! I love kittys too...

[Rook]

7.3 earthquake strikes port-au-prince Haiti, 5.9 aftershock 5 miles off the Coast, Bahamas, cuba, Dominican republic,Puerto Rico on Tsunami watch...

[HeartBreak Kid]

The color of Why Part 1




Why is it that every time I turn on my television I have to change the channel to BET or UPN to find someone who looks like me. Why is it that if I speak well I am “talking white”. While on that note why is it if I speak well some asshole (usually old and white) tells me that I “speak so well”. What does that even mean. It is almost like I am some kind of mentally challenged person that was never supposed to learn proper English, and above all odds did and now must be praised like a trained animal. What the fuck. Why is it when people find out I voted for Barack Obama they assume it was because of his race not because of his policies. Why do people ask me generalized questions like “do all black people like chicken” like I am some kind of ambassador for my race. Why is it so hard to have a civilized conversation about race and racism in America with people not of my ethnic background. Why do most black and Latina dolls look just like the white ones but with darker skin. Why are most black women in the media fair skinned with light eyes, and light colored (if not blonde) hair. Wait and why the fuck is Beyonce getting lighter and lighter with every damn commercial she shoots. Where did the “passé Blanc” misconception start. Why are we as human beings still segregating ourselves from one another. Why is it ok for a black man to date a white woman but God forbid a Black woman show interest in a white man. When did it become cool to adopt “designer” African babies only to show them off for pictures then leave the nannies to raise them. Why is it that when black folks get some money they don’t better their communities, or give it to historically black colleges. Why are there still historically black colleges? I mean I understand their original need but now what’s the point. The reality is the world is not segregated and therefore your education shouldn’t be either. Speaking of education why is the education so bad in urban areas. Why are the majority of athletes’ black, but the majority of college graduates not. Why is my hair a topic of discussion. You wouldn’t blurt out who dyed their hair to cover their grey, so why would you blurt out who wore a weave, wig, or natural hair.

I AM MORE THAN JUST MY HAIR.......



:wallbreak: :confused::canoworms::praying::deepthoughts::2cent s::soapbox:

[Jet]

7.3 earthquake strikes port-au-prince Haiti, 5.9 aftershock 5 miles off the Coast, Bahamas, cuba, Dominican republic,Puerto Rico on Tsunami watch...


I was just thinking how things look pretty disasterous everywhere.

[hippieflowergirl]

i dont like that sloppy stage between snow and rain, especially when it freezes overnight and makes it all slickery outside the next day.

but i do like the sunny blue skies that come with Winter. it's so beautiful!


:hippie:

[Jet]

The Geico commercials are getting better. They were really shit before; must have changed ad agencies.
Now if they would overhaul those terrible JG Wentworth spots, it'd be a perfect world..

[Rook]

when I want Hostel 1 or 2....Maybe Halloween {rob zombie version}, dash of Aliens or whatever...something violent....
or maybe 3 stooges...
they put romantic bullshit on almost every fucking channel...
Im stuck with foodie channels and maybe hellboy 2..
:beatcomputer:

[blackboot]

Korean Drama is "Sparkling." Song Ok Sook is #1

[Diva]

Oh dear....I just saw a commercial with a very pregnant Shannon Miller (remember her? Olympic gymnast?)...and she is advertising for a business which will store her baby's umbilical blood.

Now don't get me wrong. I know it's a technology that is needed, but I guess, while I'm having my morning coffee, it wasn't something I expected to see on TV. :|

[NJFemmie]

I get beyond-annoyed when some asspin decides to tailgate me - it makes me want to slam on my brakes and give the fucker the scare of his/her life.

[Diva]

I had no idea that Haiti was on a fault line.....

The devastation is mind~boggling.....

[labete]

This morning on the way to work, I saw a guy who looked a lot like Fidel Castro (hat, beard, the works) driving a red beater wagon and vogueing with a big smile on his face. :dance1: :dance2:

[NJFemmie]

I want to drop kick the bitch at Dunkin Donuts. How hard is it to butter a freakin' bagel? (and not give me attitude about doing so ....)