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Hollylane
12-03-2011, 03:52 PM
4rb8aOzy9t4

Hollylane
12-03-2011, 03:54 PM
s13dLaTIHSg

Gemme
12-03-2011, 06:09 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/wlacmu.jpg

I've had enough soap in my liftetime. I'll pass on that, and most of the other flavors too.

But thanks for offering.

ruby_woo
12-03-2011, 08:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/acox35/stalktodeath.jpg

uglyboi
12-03-2011, 08:43 PM
I wonder while I wander why.

Nat
12-03-2011, 08:51 PM
1dxRYXAKDs0

Rook
12-03-2011, 09:48 PM
Puerto Rican Medical Disorder Terminology:

:puertorico:

Monga:
Mysterious body temperature, not high enough to be considered fever, but serious enough to miss school and work. Illness is unknown by the American Medical Association (AMA) and only understood by doctors of Puerto Rican origin, Puerto Rican Teachers tend to be immune and see right through it, unless they're underpaid.

Patatú:
Falling attack of obscure origin that can strike at any time. Could be serious enough to require hospitalization, yet is undetected by medical technology. Victims tend to be males and females over the age of 50 years, or Teenage girls after a recent bad break-up.

Sereno:
Occurs when someone steps outdoors suddenly at night and is sprinkled by a mysterious substance produced by the night air. There are no physical symptoms and it can only be detected by the Puerto Rican elderly. The effect of having this disease is unknown. Children younger than the Older person demanding it shall not be taken out at night without proper clothing (read: wrapped up like a suffocating coccoon) or risk of contamination is certain.

Empache:
Digestive disorder which occurs after the consumption of a large Puerto Rican meal. The only known cure for this disease is "una buena criolla" or "tirarse un buen peo". (Alka-Seltzer is completely ineffective, don't sleep in the same bed, you'll regret it.)

Colta'o:
Frequent and mild condition of unknown etiology. Symptoms include but are not limited to fatigue, lack of energy and chronic whining.Treatment is usually ignoring them, or try to find something better to do in another room.

Moño Parao:
Psychological imbalance of short duration that causes strange mood swings, violent irritating behavior as well as general unpleasantness.Treatment is same as Colta'o

Cocotazo:
Also referred to as the "Fuácata". A clenched /closed cripple! Caused by left or right fingers flexed to not quite make a fist with middle finger slightly raised higher than the rest and delivered to a child's head with a quick snap to the wrist (my uncle's favorite).

Chichón:
Elevated cranial protrusion usually caused by the fall after a patatú. Can also be caused by the sudden or unexpected encounter with a cocotazo.

Caquita:
Also known as "churra" or " a chorro". This occurs after eating a lot of "arroz chino", "mofongo", and drinking "malta" at the same time. Your bum feels on fire from so many trips to the bathroom.

Gentle Tiger
12-03-2011, 10:55 PM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/390216_279203062125825_236124369767028_860584_1773 64318_n.jpg

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/376094_2336186402474_1184273479_32138001_127163619 _n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-04-2011, 07:37 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/ninja-cat.jpg

wahhhhh!!!

luv2luvgirls
12-04-2011, 07:56 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/166943_236954203037705_180601905339602_618680_1061 77772_n.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/384384_232491486821787_204152432989026_594947_1176 305962_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-04-2011, 08:35 AM
This gives new meaning to the term shitfaced :cheesy:



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/381029_232104993527103_204152432989026_594109_1085 937386_n.jpg

UofMfan
12-04-2011, 08:46 AM
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/trump-debate-moderator.png

Queerasfck
12-04-2011, 08:56 AM
It's good to be alive today.

Abigail Crabby
12-04-2011, 09:09 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-ralph-was-part-smurf.jpg

uglyboi
12-04-2011, 09:15 AM
Friday afternoon while at work I realized that if I had a nickel for each time I’ve accidentally hosted a meeting with my fly unzipped, I’d be very wealthy.

msW8ing
12-04-2011, 09:32 AM
Friday afternoon while at work I realized that if I had a nickel for each time I’ve accidentally hosted a meeting with my fly unzipped, I’d be very wealthy.

Ahahahahahaha this one made me lmao i spit my coffee out.

smouldering
12-04-2011, 09:57 AM
Are you ready for some football? lol welcome to Sunnnndaaaayyyys!!! blah!

dixie
12-04-2011, 01:12 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-actions-speak-louder-than-words.png

dixie
12-04-2011, 01:14 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-it-took-both-of-us-but-we-got-rid-of-him.jpg

Hollylane
12-04-2011, 01:15 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L9NOf-r4F1E/S9vTveA3UgI/AAAAAAAABXY/ccO7aZuBbIg/s1600/funny_cat_pictures_19.jpg

Hollylane
12-04-2011, 01:16 PM
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4100000/Funny-Cats-animal-humor-4172462-500-375.jpg

dixie
12-04-2011, 01:17 PM
http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/party-fails-cats-drunk-people-antisocial-snow-white.jpg

dixie
12-04-2011, 01:21 PM
Ha! This one reminded me of L2L...lol

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-captions-if-you-love-them.jpg

dixie
12-04-2011, 01:25 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/job-fails-monday-through-friday-poor-guy-was-just-doing-his-job.gif

VintageFemme
12-04-2011, 01:28 PM
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p173/gypsyfw/MJ737.gif

Hollylane
12-04-2011, 01:38 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-invisible-check.jpg

asphaltcowboi
12-04-2011, 02:14 PM
for those who love outdoors and nature..one of my favs in Az. it gets better as it goes along

qAD7FquKASM

asphaltcowboi
12-04-2011, 03:01 PM
vLa5jPgIEGI

asphaltcowboi
12-04-2011, 03:35 PM
befbA2-XCwE

msW8ing
12-04-2011, 04:52 PM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/376353_299292956768940_130810663617171_1017913_938 926907_n.jpg

Leigh
12-04-2011, 05:26 PM
Watching the Cowboys and Cardinals on tv :)

JackMcGrath
12-04-2011, 05:52 PM
Thinks Sandusky has buried himself with his interviews, and rightly so.

weatherboi
12-04-2011, 06:12 PM
Agrees with JackMcgrath

msW8ing
12-04-2011, 06:39 PM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/393459_2291914453605_1121328846_31994722_318933617 _n.jpg

dixie
12-04-2011, 08:36 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-even-the-office-cats-are-turned-off-at-night-to-conserve-energy-where-i-work.jpg

atomiczombie
12-04-2011, 09:15 PM
http://i813.photobucket.com/albums/zz56/atomiczombie/realstockmarket.jpg

softheart
12-04-2011, 09:21 PM
What a difference in a day. Jeepers it is getting cold. BRRRR

atomiczombie
12-04-2011, 09:28 PM
O7NcfDOL71o

chanel
12-04-2011, 11:19 PM
Watching the Cowboys and Cardinals on tv :)

You know you're a femme if you read this and think, "Is that like Cowboys and Aliens?"

-----

And...
http://www.buyzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/zombie-manger.jpg

Random
12-04-2011, 11:25 PM
My lil brother died last night..

I don't know what I am supposed to feel...

Mostly I'm so numb that It suprises me when I start crying.

My heart is broken for my parents...

Losing a child... I can't fathom it..

I know that when I get down there tomorrow and I see my parents, the walls will fall and It will become real..

But right now, it's just not real...
It was realer two years ago when he went into his first coma....

UofMfan
12-05-2011, 07:06 AM
My lil brother died last night..

I don't know what I am supposed to feel...

Mostly I'm so numb that It suprises me when I start crying.

My heart is broken for my parents...

Losing a child... I can't fathom it..

I know that when I get down there tomorrow and I see my parents, the walls will fall and It will become real..

But right now, it's just not real...
It was realer two years ago when he went into his first coma....


Random, I am so sorry for your loss and that of your family. My thoughts will be with you.

Hollylane
12-05-2011, 10:41 AM
My lil brother died last night..

I don't know what I am supposed to feel...

Mostly I'm so numb that It suprises me when I start crying.

My heart is broken for my parents...

Losing a child... I can't fathom it..

I know that when I get down there tomorrow and I see my parents, the walls will fall and It will become real..

But right now, it's just not real...
It was realer two years ago when he went into his first coma....

Random,
I am so sorry for you and your family. This must be devastating and your reactions are completely understandable. I hope you all find some comfort and support through this.

Rook
12-05-2011, 10:49 AM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/WHO.jpg

Hollylane
12-05-2011, 10:50 AM
http://cdn.front.moveon.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/boycott-MAIN.jpg

msW8ing
12-05-2011, 11:06 AM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/hhhh-54020422729.jpg

foxyshaman
12-05-2011, 11:08 AM
My coffee is super great this morning. That is all.

smouldering
12-05-2011, 01:34 PM
HAHAHA!!!http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Funny/sticker1.jpg

Princess
12-05-2011, 02:56 PM
Peppermint Patties are like a delicious blizzard in my mouth. YUM!

Leigh
12-05-2011, 02:57 PM
You know you're a femme if you read this and think, "Is that like Cowboys and Aliens?"

*laughs* Why yes it could very well be ....... I'd imagine that may be a heck of alot more interesting than football to alot of people :)

My lil brother died last night..

I don't know what I am supposed to feel...

Mostly I'm so numb that It suprises me when I start crying.

My heart is broken for my parents...

Losing a child... I can't fathom it..

I know that when I get down there tomorrow and I see my parents, the walls will fall and It will become real..

But right now, it's just not real...
It was realer two years ago when he went into his first coma....

I'm so very sorry for your loss hun, take care of yourself and I send My deepest sympathies to you as well as your entire family!!!!

citybutch
12-05-2011, 08:51 PM
I had the most aggressive dental hygienist today that I have a headache... And I floss every day... I usually get stellar reports... OW!

And she was talking to me like I was a baby! ugh

(mini whine over now)

smouldering
12-06-2011, 06:44 AM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/Swag.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-06-2011, 10:01 AM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/385139_232264403510146_212147665521820_552107_8659 6493_n.jpg

smouldering
12-06-2011, 02:46 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i265/glitterprincess615/jello.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-06-2011, 02:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/381581_232510926819843_204152432989026_594971_5757 58126_n.jpg

cinderella
12-06-2011, 03:49 PM
...we should take a closer look at Hillery...


O7NcfDOL71o

asphaltcowboi
12-06-2011, 08:08 PM
http://i859.photobucket.com/albums/ab157/MRS_DOC/Biker%20stuff/myhappyface-biker.jpg

NorCalStud
12-06-2011, 08:37 PM
Michael Moore on piers morgan 2 nite

Alurra
12-06-2011, 08:51 PM
5Q-e_T4WRcs


Sing along now:
"Everybody's going for those kinky boots, kinky boots, kinky boots. Low boots high, boots, lovely lanky thigh boots..."

JAGG
12-06-2011, 09:44 PM
Ok Chai and I are doing an experiment. We think a fruitcake can be used to build a house and would work better than bricks. So if anyone receives a fruitcake for xmas and isn't using it as a door stopper, and would like to donate it for the tree house experiment let me know. lol

chai~
12-06-2011, 09:50 PM
lol!!! The Never Ending Life of a Fruitcake!!!!

Rook
12-07-2011, 01:31 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a236/dsivard/Christmasfunny.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c226/Blaze_The_Chronic/funny-toon-pic074.jpg

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/Margie077/Pic%20My%20Space/my%20pic/SantaSexSuit.jpg

:jester:

Rook
12-07-2011, 01:43 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381546_10150530285643465_129446698464_10810477_169 1404620_n.jpg

asphaltcowboi
12-07-2011, 07:33 AM
Ok Chai and I are doing an experiment. We think a fruitcake can be used to build a house and would work better than bricks. So if anyone receives a fruitcake for xmas and isn't using it as a door stopper, and would like to donate it for the tree house experiment let me know. lol

great idea.. ill be sending mine from the last 10 or so years!! they are not even good for re-gifting! maybe do the floor in ugly xmass gift sweaters

asphaltcowboi
12-07-2011, 07:47 AM
Watching the Cowboys and Cardinals on tv :)


it was a good game!! go cards!! we / ill see how they do against SF this week.. the say they want to beat them to make a statement.. cards have a young team this year but watch out next year!!

Inked_Trinity
12-07-2011, 08:44 AM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/386166_306016776085167_196332717053574_1048489_208 8658880_n.jpg

Hollylane
12-07-2011, 11:23 AM
prNQJm2pe2k

funkyfemme
12-07-2011, 11:32 AM
http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/jesus.jpg

Hollylane
12-07-2011, 11:41 AM
Feds: Couple claimed welfare, lived in $1.2M home (http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/06/9257355-feds-couple-claimed-welfare-lived-in-12m-home?fb_ref=.Tt-Z4jn3CFA.like&fb_source=home_multiline)

Really?!?!?

smouldering
12-07-2011, 02:42 PM
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. :|

NorCalStud
12-07-2011, 03:12 PM
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpacific northwest

Inked_Trinity
12-07-2011, 03:30 PM
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/384931_10150442497408605_337541338604_8581804_8873 07464_n.jpg

ruby_woo
12-07-2011, 03:42 PM
Spotted on my way to work:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/acox35/rudolph-1.jpg

UofMfan
12-07-2011, 05:08 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/Fiscalconservative.jpg

funkyfemme
12-07-2011, 05:22 PM
http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/oral.jpg

dixie
12-07-2011, 08:03 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Q6QtNO0uiUE/Tr-A2C7a3JI/AAAAAAAAL-I/p6UU9Sqq6zg/s1600/You%2BCan%2527t%2BSay%2BMmmmm%2BFor%2B7%2BSeconds% 2BWhile%2BHolding%2BYour%2BNose.jpg

dixie
12-07-2011, 08:15 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-dog-pictures-you-are-not-the-boss-of-me.jpg

dixie
12-07-2011, 08:37 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/mobile-phone-texting-autocorrect-autocowrecks-i-request-that-you-evacuate-the-premises-immidiately.jpg

dixie
12-07-2011, 08:38 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dating-fails-dating-fails-all-the-english-majors-out-there-know-what-im-talking-about.jpg

SoNotHer
12-07-2011, 09:52 PM
http://tarikbenidir.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/christmas_merry_santa_jokes_funny_yum2.jpg

chanel
12-07-2011, 10:24 PM
I am ashamed to admit how long it took me to get dixielady's grammar post.:|

In honor of the recent freezing weather...
http://i44.tinypic.com/160ehc5.gif
http://i39.tinypic.com/2rc3900.gif

Gentle Tiger
12-07-2011, 10:27 PM
I am ashamed to admit how long it took me to get dixielady's grammar post.:|

In honor of the recent freezing weather...
http://i44.tinypic.com/160ehc5.gif
http://i39.tinypic.com/2rc3900.gif

Calvin and Hobbs is one of my all time favorites! I even have a couple of books.

Gemme
12-07-2011, 11:32 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Q6QtNO0uiUE/Tr-A2C7a3JI/AAAAAAAAL-I/p6UU9Sqq6zg/s1600/You%2BCan%2527t%2BSay%2BMmmmm%2BFor%2B7%2BSeconds% 2BWhile%2BHolding%2BYour%2BNose.jpg

I did it! It sounded like crap, but I did it. My cheeks didn't puff either.

:blink:

msW8ing
12-08-2011, 03:31 AM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/384409_274432909276388_244753448911001_796887_1124 297211_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-08-2011, 07:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/387936_230865240317745_204152432989026_591081_4839 316_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-08-2011, 07:22 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/funny-cat1.jpg

thats not the tanning bed :|

Inked_Trinity
12-08-2011, 09:46 AM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386364_307500345938504_114270361928171_1047815_116 5497810_n.jpg

smouldering
12-08-2011, 02:12 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/wtf.jpg

smouldering
12-08-2011, 03:52 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/pokedyermom.jpg

UofMfan
12-08-2011, 04:54 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/Opinions-Internet.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-08-2011, 07:27 PM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380789_231327096939398_211472482258193_627475_9965 08692_n.jpg

Gentle Tiger
12-08-2011, 07:36 PM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/378931_284102878302510_236124369767028_871381_2361 87276_n.jpg

dixie
12-08-2011, 07:39 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317706_266284593408067_203327903037070_659252_2076 130331_n.jpg

girl_dee
12-08-2011, 07:50 PM
http://officeforward.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/beggar2.jpg

dixie
12-08-2011, 11:27 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185383_228685110501349_203327903037070_556976_7710 487_n.jpg

kannon
12-08-2011, 11:35 PM
http://leetlady.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/barbie-serial-killer-9-610x935-290x290.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-09-2011, 10:31 AM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/390930_306698912685096_204904669531188_1015089_862 60942_n.jpg

Gentle Tiger
12-09-2011, 12:43 PM
http://www.womanaroundtown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/d6070649-7f00-0001-48bf-917eadb98745.jpg

Gentle Tiger
12-09-2011, 01:11 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kLRpswHUS_Y/TUKcJEexPUI/AAAAAAAAAAY/GYXdrdio2Bg/s1600/Tiger.jpg

Elijah
12-09-2011, 02:12 PM
http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hello-kitty-sushi-e1312455778273.jpg

Gentle Tiger
12-09-2011, 02:20 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/11/9/1289328844932/Tiger-face-006.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-09-2011, 05:42 PM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/381750_284957211541161_182967001740183_723554_7214 84787_n.jpg

pajama
12-09-2011, 09:52 PM
Oh my dear sweet god!!!! The Boy has just stunk the house up so bad my eyes are watering. peeeeeee-ewwwwww

Inked_Trinity
12-10-2011, 12:59 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/387651_214818901928148_100002001206151_484293_2013 850061_n.jpg

Tommi
12-10-2011, 03:41 PM
http://www.sheckys.com/files/2010/07/072010_ChristmasinJulyTree.jpg

smouldering
12-10-2011, 05:11 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/fatawesome.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/215820_176313712419259_100001218935692_463202_3982 930_n.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/karmaisyourbitch.jpg

funkyfemme
12-10-2011, 06:05 PM
EEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! I want that HK sushi!!!! **femme squeal**

http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hello-kitty-sushi-e1312455778273.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-10-2011, 06:54 PM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381481_10150451372958758_578748757_8558610_4393522 88_n.jpg

msW8ing
12-10-2011, 11:13 PM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/390655_302246119807814_229020663797027_976844_1216 410424_n.jpg

msW8ing
12-10-2011, 11:14 PM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/377375_212309402180158_100002032995505_441423_2056 279122_n.jpg

Turtle
12-11-2011, 02:15 AM
http://www.horsewallpaper.net/wallpaper/four-running-horses-in-the-winter.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-11-2011, 07:46 AM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/389923_10150447766783605_337541338604_8595735_2827 73697_n.jpg

Queerasfck
12-11-2011, 10:31 AM
Pointless Apologies of 2011 (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-pointless-apologies-pg,0,4642116.photogallery?track=icymi)

Inked_Trinity
12-11-2011, 11:08 AM
The new ipad...LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/376149_10151018540525013_543830012_21659028_726929 124_n.jpg

Hollylane
12-11-2011, 03:52 PM
There is a Dixie missing from this thread. I ask for her return, and her brand of humor. Make it snappy. :)

Alurra
12-11-2011, 04:36 PM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7002/6495311003_3521766ab2_o.jpg

Elijah
12-11-2011, 08:36 PM
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/389786_338905522791513_100000162033408_1668924_884 933100_n.jpg

Duchess
12-11-2011, 08:44 PM
I cancelled a trip with my mom a few months ago and accepted a few really good paying gigs and she won't let me forget it. Like many other people, I'm budgeting my ass off. The thought of turning down work, especially being a freelancer with this economy, makes me cringe.

I no longer have an assistant and this means working longer hours and feeling even more exhausted. This makes my free time even more important. I have a house and three dogs to care for. I think my mom has forgotten what it feels like to juggle work and responsibilities at home when time is an issue.

She has the free time to talk on the phone all day, a cleaning lady that cooks, a yard guy that also keeps her car clean, travels wherever she wants, stay in bed all day if she chooses, etc....

Why she doesn't understand that I no longer have the time or the psyche fortitude to stay in touch everyday is beyond me.:praying:

willow
12-12-2011, 09:20 AM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/388874_2713135794847_1450481495_32746784_358831456 _n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-12-2011, 10:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/393387_237327446338191_204152432989026_605313_3307 57588_n.jpg

dixie
12-12-2011, 07:13 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-i-didnt-see-this-one-coming.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-12-2011, 07:17 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/382615_244201875646878_196013200465746_644430_1141 66249_n.jpg

Alurra
12-12-2011, 08:54 PM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7027/6502902143_12ac62cb33_o.jpg

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7002/6502902267_7c8f66b070_o.jpg

Daktari
12-13-2011, 11:12 AM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/390927_10150423681550777_705800776_8993900_1483176 461_n.jpg

msW8ing
12-13-2011, 12:26 PM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/307220_254221881281248_144021348967969_635221_1070 823800_n.jpg

Alurra
12-13-2011, 02:52 PM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7026/6502902031_606d22b1ac_o.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-13-2011, 05:12 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/392038_207634655985687_177394442343042_461571_1034 796302_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-14-2011, 06:37 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/390998_143230005786127_113971872045274_191146_1381 410296_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-14-2011, 06:53 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/387462_330022617009155_321687357842681_1498712_144 092844_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-14-2011, 06:53 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/380491_330649113613172_321687357842681_1500544_777 038637_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-14-2011, 06:54 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/390576_330363766975040_321687357842681_1499718_554 842914_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-14-2011, 06:55 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/383577_330021563675927_321687357842681_1498710_457 755558_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-14-2011, 06:56 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/378374_331354673542616_321687357842681_1502430_178 0375638_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-14-2011, 06:57 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/377461_331209273557156_321687357842681_1502063_104 7289919_n.jpg

willow
12-14-2011, 08:23 AM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqt38087MNBdEXfwNic1LcdbPgAPiGA FAUJEcXqbi9YvvWGOAGag

willow
12-14-2011, 08:49 AM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSo6fRedxvk-40VjQaDEU7kPPVqkvqH4Lhpgs3J10kIndBuEBAi

smouldering
12-14-2011, 10:04 AM
Just posted on Fb... :|

"Opinions are like orgasms..Mine matters most, and i could care less if you have one"

sara-bera
12-14-2011, 10:15 AM
u-yLGIH7W9Y

luv2luvgirls
12-14-2011, 12:53 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/383183_291493960892097_227970240577803_798857_6991 14728_n.jpg

luv2luvgirls
12-14-2011, 12:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/rubydoo2/386029_238626662874936_204152432989026_608859_1044 901827_n.jpg

Gentle Tiger
12-14-2011, 12:58 PM
"Say hello to my little friend"

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdXxQLKI8L-Kq2T1Lfi3UVgRgjN20Ln1YPvg1hOOMyfb-yYGiqIg

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:31 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/hidingcats.jpg

http://chzmemeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/advice-animals-memes-most-interesting-cat-christmas.jpg

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:31 PM
http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-the-difference-between-dogs-and-cats.jpg

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:32 PM
http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-contemplating-the-giving-of-a-fuck-oil-on-canvas.jpg

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:37 PM
This was too cute...lol

O6Xo21L0ybE

Hollylane
12-14-2011, 02:42 PM
This was too cute...lol

O6Xo21L0ybE

Holy Hannah...WANT! That is adorable!!

Someone once argued with me that it was not possible for adult bears to be cute. Only cubs can be cute was their argument. I got a whole lot of "whatever" to say to that!

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:43 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/393742_336577686367858_307975465894747_1425189_415 943588_n.jpg

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:45 PM
Unfortunately, this isn't just my mother. It is every member of my family. :|
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/379105_336561676369459_307975465894747_1425135_929 424871_n.jpg

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:46 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/384418_10150520645395631_636445630_11315439_146579 3993_n.jpg

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:47 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/390284_336426466382980_307975465894747_1424908_615 914660_n.jpg

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:58 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/385868_334378103254483_307975465894747_1418802_157 7489064_n.jpg

dixie
12-14-2011, 02:59 PM
Why yes, this fits me perfectly.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/374177_199150993506524_184658378289119_438980_1994 504557_n.jpg

SoNotHer
12-14-2011, 07:24 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jV5j8lsq8EM/TQ5rN5DRR1I/AAAAAAAAAGo/U3C41MuECGM/s1600/Xmas-Tony%2BStamosis%2B2008..jpg

Soon
12-14-2011, 07:35 PM
pMuy5CIsxHI

Ebon
12-14-2011, 11:02 PM
My friend emailed this to me.

Smart ass answers.

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%
I would have given him 100%



Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

· his last battle



Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

· at the bottom of the page



Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

· liquid



Q4.
What is the main reason for divorce?

· marriage



Q5. What is the
main reason for failure?

· exams



Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

· Lunch & dinner



Q7. What looks like half an apple?

· The other half



Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

· it will simply become wet



Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??

· No problem, he sleeps at night.



Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

·
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..



Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

· Very large hands



Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

· No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

· Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Gemme
12-15-2011, 02:44 PM
Mayer Hawthorne (http://www.spinner.com/interface/mayer-hawthorne-just-aint-gonna-work-out-interface/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing8%7Cdl2%7Csec3_lnk2%26pLid%3D120495)

willow
12-15-2011, 03:55 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWbWLFVxhB4YFDR9WCP3GjkmLoZ1aQ5 yUacRlNoSldgInUg16P

Inked_Trinity
12-16-2011, 08:22 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/376108_220309014711268_177387432336760_506044_1509 312567_n.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-16-2011, 04:10 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383321_278627762183355_236124369767028_858776_2025 52051_n.jpg

Random
12-16-2011, 04:24 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/385868_334378103254483_307975465894747_1418802_157 7489064_n.jpg

How old are you if you see a hairball in your fav shoes because of a pissed off cat?

willow
12-16-2011, 05:03 PM
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/items/302.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-16-2011, 06:00 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/316666_316687938342801_249155248429404_1260472_902 344000_n.jpg

UofMfan
12-16-2011, 08:32 PM
I just got one of this for Christmas, yum!


http://www.thegreenwellystop.co.uk/whiskyshop/images/uploads/glenlivet12April2009.jpg

willow
12-17-2011, 06:42 AM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_OOpmZgOBPxRx73qu7Vj1awip2QU5c SDeaAqtaiRqmEg_avfQRQ

durrrrrrrr
12-17-2011, 07:48 AM
-qPGHn4iHKk&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL


1uYK955Egkk&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

luv2luvgirls
12-17-2011, 07:56 AM
"To All The Girls I've Loved Before"......

sorry was having a Julio Iglesais minute :| well it was random :cheesy:

uglyboi
12-17-2011, 08:07 AM
My heart has a boner for funny people.

Inked_Trinity
12-17-2011, 08:56 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/383066_218590258217679_100002001206151_493102_1914 375664_n.jpg

UofMfan
12-17-2011, 09:54 AM
I seem to have misplaced the earphones for my iPhone.

I am not in the habit of misplacing things.

Soon
12-17-2011, 08:06 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-f7g_OVw5UZc/Tuv3DMjeJgI/AAAAAAABNdM/Ro1FFcztbfA/s1600/WhichBan.jpg

uglyboi
12-18-2011, 06:00 AM
I am exceptionally skilled at getting in peoples way. If I find myself walking down a sidewalk, through a hallway, or across a wide-open field and another person is walking directly towards me, it’s as if we suddenly become confined in a tiny, invisible space. As we go to step out of each other’s way I will, and without fail, always step to the same side that they do leaving us awkwardly face to face again. This of course leads to the frustrating process of moving left and right together trying to step around the other person repeatedly muttering things like, “Excuse me” and “Oh, I’m sorry.” Eventually both parties step out of the way to let the other one pass, and then both attempt to take the others offer leading us right back into the beginning nose-to-nose position. It’s a vicious circle that I find myself repeating numerous times a week. I don’t even try to avoid the situation anymore, as I spot the other person walking towards me in the distance, I breathe a heavy sigh and prepare to dance.

smouldering
12-18-2011, 08:55 AM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/jesussaves.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-18-2011, 11:22 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/400945_219135248163180_100002001206151_494762_1060 261697_n.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-18-2011, 02:40 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/384625_306415002714203_271008419588195_1034026_203 4642433_n.jpg

msW8ing
12-18-2011, 03:22 PM
One winter morning a husband and wife in Cornerbrook were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Damn honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice, that all men who are married to blonde women exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

smouldering
12-18-2011, 04:55 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/SexObject.jpg

smouldering
12-18-2011, 04:56 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/scream.jpg

sara-bera
12-18-2011, 07:15 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvki5xTYG11qei4dzo1_500.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-18-2011, 07:45 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386745_176119332487299_155620114537221_281014_1800 41730_n.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-19-2011, 07:19 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381128_219549198121785_100002001206151_495927_1990 306153_n.jpg

Honey
12-19-2011, 07:32 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/381128_219549198121785_100002001206151_495927_1990 306153_n.jpg
yeaaah...I KNEW I liked you ! Naked twister...it adds to any holiday get together !!!

Honey
12-19-2011, 07:37 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386745_176119332487299_155620114537221_281014_1800 41730_n.jpg
And FYI,...you are sooo twisted !! I totally want to know who you are !!

Inked_Trinity
12-19-2011, 08:53 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/379045_301262119904133_179125092117837_1022708_115 9655772_n.jpg

asphaltcowboi
12-19-2011, 10:08 AM
ok so no im not going to run my red truck threw the mud!! im keeping her clean!! "for dates an stuff" at least until i get a decent dating car.. ugh.. my black truck is my mud runner .. till i get her all dolled up too.!! lol so dont even dare me to run the red one threw !! not gonna happen!

msW8ing
12-19-2011, 02:48 PM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/402367_344811532199783_100000128166513_1640247_130 6032038_n.jpg

msW8ing
12-19-2011, 02:49 PM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/128964923716216763.jpg

smouldering
12-19-2011, 05:19 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/funny.jpg

smouldering
12-19-2011, 05:21 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/Animation7.gif
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/SEX0FFLY1.gif

puddin'
12-19-2011, 06:31 PM
so i'm tryin' to decide what type o' brine i wanna use on da turkey fo' mah annual christmas day lunch fo' da residents at work?!!

Gemme
12-19-2011, 07:58 PM
yeaaah...I KNEW I liked you ! Naked twister...it adds to any holiday get together !!!

Oh, no.

:blink:

I do NOT want nor need to see my Aunties and Uncles playing Twister of ANY kind, especially naked.

:scared:

Alurra
12-19-2011, 10:34 PM
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7008/6541772763_60d34e09b3_o.jpg

Kätzchen
12-19-2011, 10:44 PM
http://www.ninasgallery.net/images/Goldfish_in_Pointillism.jpg

willow
12-20-2011, 01:47 AM
http://chicswithaview.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chfunny3_funny_christmas_comics_counting_down_to_x mas_2-s500x369-269899-580.jpg

JackMcGrath
12-20-2011, 09:08 AM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/scream.jpg



I am now scared I think I have this bunny suit in my closet.

*quietly closes the door*

:|

JustLovelyJenn
12-20-2011, 10:54 AM
Children who don't sleep and house guests, don't mix well...

asphaltcowboi
12-20-2011, 11:33 AM
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/402367_344811532199783_100000128166513_1640247_130 6032038_n.jpg


hey! i just got this same pic on a xmass card!!

Butterbean
12-20-2011, 12:32 PM
Visualize world peace http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1026000/1026049_e158_625x1000.jpg

Yes, http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KCNVqQ5WJsc/TcLuShKAEsI/AAAAAAAAERE/gj3m2ptMmQk/s400/corn.jpg +Y

TheDreadPirateRoberts
12-20-2011, 12:50 PM
there are 2 people i simply just...cant get enough of....to hear their voices....to see them smile...melts me everytime

softheart
12-20-2011, 03:55 PM
Can this day go any slower? (Sigh) no need for an answer thank you.

Cid
12-20-2011, 04:13 PM
K, here's the thing..I have 3 strands of garland that light up (outdoor lights). I bought them last year. Well, one of them has blown every light..I have no idea why. So I go back to the store that I bought them from to buy replacement bulbs. I replace every bulb (not an easy task since you have to change the base of the bulb now)...still not working. So I buy a new strand of garland to replace the one that blew out. It doesn't match last years garland so I go back to the store to see if I can find a matching one. No such luck.
So I come home tonight and a second one has blown! So now I either have to replace all three strands of garland or just not put the lights on at night (but it looks so pretty with the lights on!)
Why do they have to change everything every year?! I think it's just to f**k us up!

btw....Merry Christmas everyone! :xmascandle:

(really trying to stay in the spirit here...sigh)

Soon
12-20-2011, 04:47 PM
23NBQNWCoao&noredirect=1

Dreams
12-21-2011, 12:51 PM
i think my burrito leaked on my robe...i should shower..:blink:

smouldering
12-21-2011, 05:03 PM
i think my burrito leaked on my robe...i should shower..:blink:

i HATE when that happens!!

Leigh
12-21-2011, 05:18 PM
Xmas is coming wayyyyyyyyyyy too fast this year :blink:

dixie
12-21-2011, 05:42 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-yes-im-paying-attention-although-you-just-bored-one-ear-to-death.jpg

dixie
12-21-2011, 05:45 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-arts-crafts.jpg

dixie
12-21-2011, 05:58 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-gifs-productive.gif?w=1000&h=

TheDreadPirateRoberts
12-21-2011, 06:04 PM
candycane hot cocoa is delicious! ....add 1-2 candycane hershey kisses to a cup of cocoa mix in the mug...and stir....mmmmm ...add whipped cream for an extra treat :D

Scuba
12-21-2011, 06:23 PM
In a time when fun(ny) things are few and far in-between I humbly offer my special holiday cheer. Enjoy and get creative...make and share your own! I know I'd love to see them!

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/wtt1a7syAHVFL125

Cheers,

Scoobs :)

TheDreadPirateRoberts
12-21-2011, 06:29 PM
happy holidays to you! ...i love the grinch quote :)

Inked_Trinity
12-21-2011, 07:34 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/400406_207045426047031_174252539326320_446800_1486 256120_n.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-21-2011, 07:39 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386592_10150526749975359_199905080358_10985819_164 0180941_n.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-22-2011, 09:58 AM
Top Ten Things That Upset Your Dog

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello ? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ?

Inked_Trinity
12-22-2011, 01:25 PM
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msW8ing
12-22-2011, 01:57 PM
candycane hot cocoa is delicious! ....add 1-2 candycane hershey kisses to a cup of cocoa mix in the mug...and stir....mmmmm ...add whipped cream for an extra treat :D

I make chocolate covered candy canes for the kids just for this purpose..they love to stir their hot chocolate with them :)

willow
12-22-2011, 03:35 PM
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msW8ing
12-22-2011, 10:57 PM
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Rook
12-23-2011, 08:21 AM
After visiting a very much packed Mall, mostly with a Line leading towards a Dubious lookin slightly slender Santa...
I looked to my brother and out came the following..

"This is the ONE Holiday where Parents will eagerly allow their children literally on the lap of an old Stranger that often reeks of Booze, with a cruddy attitude who'll give a kid a strange toy, after taking a picture with the kid, next to an even more dubious usually Tall looking elf."

Bro: "No different than halloween though, knockin on strangers houses, wearing costumes, asking for candy that later have to be checked for itty bitty shards of razors & poison pellets, remember?...."

Me: "We've officially become curmudgeon adults, right?"

Bro: "I plead the 5th..."-proceeds to grab m&m's from a quarter machine-


http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/happyholidays.jpg

Enjoy the Holidays 'round the World Folks, whichever u may celebrate close to Heart...Chanukah, Christmas, Solstice, Yule, or Kwanzaa

tapu
12-23-2011, 08:44 AM
my heat went out last night. it's 54 degrees in here. heat and hot water use one boiler, so we have no hot water either. this is friday. before christmas weekend. my landlord will be getting "someone" over here "in a coupla hours."


am i in a play? a really long, dark play? like a sartre play?

Alurra
12-24-2011, 01:20 PM
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Inked_Trinity
12-24-2011, 05:34 PM
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Gentle Tiger
12-24-2011, 10:55 PM
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Turtle
12-25-2011, 03:31 PM
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Dominique
12-26-2011, 06:07 AM
the water is glass. I think I'll put it into the wall some place odd, and maybe frame it. I LOVE it!http://data.uncommongoods.com.edgesuite.net/images/newweb/product/12788_zoom1.jpg

Inked_Trinity
12-26-2011, 07:32 AM
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Andrea
12-26-2011, 08:12 AM
About six weeks ago, we found a kitten on our driveway nearly starved to death. She was so sick and weak she couldn't walk.

Food and water, expensive vet visits, and daily medications have made her much healthier. In addition, we found out she isn't a kitten after all. She is a very petite 10 year old.

The problem (besides the fact we didn't need or want another cat)? She came into heat on Christmas eve.

I will be making Velcro a spay appointment as soon as the clinic opens today but in the meantime what do I do about her discomfort? Any advice is appreciated.

Inked_Trinity
12-26-2011, 07:53 PM
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Alurra
12-26-2011, 08:15 PM
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Canela
12-26-2011, 08:25 PM
@Slick Willies, Westheimer and Montrose, gettin' ready to kick some butt in a minute.
I love Houston! Woohoo!

Honey
12-27-2011, 03:20 AM
My Christmas was very "Unusual"...It started Friday evening when the neighbor I accidentally sent the dirty text to showed up at my house with a wagon full of wine and snacks !!!! Yeah....I could have tapped that if I wanted to !! ....I'm just sayin'.......

Inked_Trinity
12-27-2011, 10:33 AM
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Lady Pamela
12-27-2011, 07:46 PM
Just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy new year! And if you so need it..A number to get home safely and free.

No excuses, folks. Don't drink and drive and don't ride with anyone who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don't have to be a AAA member from 6pm-6am on New Year's Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE!!!!!!!!!!
Save this number... 1-800-222-4357 Please repost.......save 1 life!!!!!

bright_arrow
12-27-2011, 09:21 PM
So I bought an Oster blender at work the other night, and it is also a portable 20 oz. cup with a screw-on top. All I can say is I LOVE IT ♥ I have had three drinks today - this morning was a half banana, a cup of pineapple, a cup of raspberries, a cup of milk and a tbsp of sugar. Second was milk, with some coffee and vanilla chai powder and chocolate syrup. Then I made one with oj, a banana and a cup of pineapple. Decided I needed to eat some of our fruit salad from last week (apples, pineapple, grapes, watermelon, peaches and pears) so I put it all in the cup with a dash of milk - awesome! Totally worth the $23.99. Clean up is just rinsing a blade!

Thinking this will help my losing weight all the better, if I don't mind buying fruit constantly ;)

Going with Bard to hys physical therapy appointment tomorrow and working out on the machines - something I haven't done in a few years :| Secretly looking forward to it though :)

tapu
12-28-2011, 12:26 PM
I thought the only words in the English language that didn't rhyme with anything were orange and purple.

Today I discovered that oink is like that, too. (Discounting boink as too slangy.)

Does anyone know any other ones??

msW8ing
12-28-2011, 01:44 PM
Proudly commenting for more than a decade without actually reading the OP. . . .



Your sig line cracked me up ahahahahahahaha:rofl::rofl:

UofMfan
12-29-2011, 08:55 AM
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msW8ing
12-29-2011, 01:30 PM
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smouldering
12-29-2011, 04:12 PM
"Im a naughty girl with a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs.."

Whew there!! that has been in my head ALL day and i needed to get it out lol..

Its from Summer Height High by Australian Comedian Chris Lilley :D that is all!!

Inked_Trinity
12-29-2011, 07:28 PM
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Turtle
12-30-2011, 12:39 AM
http://apresski.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/wayne-wong.jpg

JackMcGrath
12-30-2011, 07:47 AM
Adele - I Can't Make You Love Me (Live) Itunes Festival 2011 HD - YouTube

Alurra
12-30-2011, 12:39 PM
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SoNotHer
12-30-2011, 12:55 PM
It's my favorite artist's birthday. Merci beaucoup et bon anniversaire, Monsieur Mattisse.

http://www.henri-matisse.net/paintings/thmbnls150/fn.jpg

http://www.henri-matisse.net/paintings/thmbnls150/bp.jpg

http://www.henri-matisse.net/paintings/thmbnls150/goldfish.jpg

http://www.henri-matisse.net/paintings/dance1_thmb.jpg

http://www.henri-matisse.net/paintings/thmbnls150/gl.jpg

Rook
12-30-2011, 01:06 PM
I'm in dialysis, and to my left theres a new guy with Arbys and 3 stations (chairs with nachine) away, a lady with taco Hell...one tech. is chowing on lo mein......VENGEANCe shall be MINE!!!!....!....all i have is strawberry- apple sauce, small cup of mandarin oranges + ginger ale...*tough small whimper* ...oh yes, my vengeance shall rain down upon
them piggies!!!!! /invader zim rant *pantpantpant, curled fingers*

uglyboi
12-30-2011, 01:12 PM
Late night I wrote and performed a song for Beasley. Instead of throwing underwear at me, she made me dinner. Rock Stars worldwide filled with envy.

Soon
12-30-2011, 01:19 PM
SAIEamakLoY

smouldering
12-30-2011, 06:48 PM
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Inked_Trinity
12-30-2011, 08:11 PM
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Lady Pamela
12-30-2011, 09:07 PM
Wishing everyone a safe and happy NEW YEAR! I won't be on tomorrow night probably and want to make sure I didn't miss telling you..smiles Headed to my sons for new years eve. Be safe !

SoNotHer
12-31-2011, 03:56 AM
This woman makes me laugh out loud....

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msW8ing
12-31-2011, 04:39 AM
This woman makes me laugh out loud....

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OMGGGG ahahahahahahahahahahaha made me laugh so hard i snorted