Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[Rook]

after watching "underworld: rise of the lycans" for probably the 12th time...and of course watching Lucian do acrobatic fucking with Sonja.....I somehow sympathize with Viktor...his daughter, in a way....did fuck animals..so yeah I'd be a little bit on the sickeningly Furious side too
:cracked:
i need a hobby

[suebee]

And the winner of the fabulous prize of a hearty handshake for being the 600th member on BFP is....... can'twaitcan'twaitcan'twaitcan'twaitcan'twait..... ..:pursebee:

[Rook]

-dog cuts a fart-

me: OMG, EW, OMFG, im gonna fuckin die, ewww aagh! the putrid scent is choking me EEEEEK, i cant breathe, oh lord my asthma!!!-cough cough gag-...

mum : fuck you ~acid glare~

me:~snicker~ now u know how u sound when u carry on about my ferrets

[Gemme]

I'm indulging my inner 13 year old and watching ABC Family and a couple of googly-eyed teen "love" flicks.

[morningstar55]

hmm well i couldnt find a football thread....... maybe i missed it somewhere......
anyways.......... who is your team to get to the super bowl??? haha
:football::football::football::football:
YouTube- Toby Keith - Should've Been A Cowboy (1992 Dallas Cowboys)

[morningstar55]

oorrrrrrrrrrr a Saints fan..

YouTube- "MY TOWN" NEW ORLEANS SAINTS ANTHEM

[morningstar55]

where r all the football fans at ???
YouTube- 2008 COLTS NEW FIGHT SONG "NOW STOMP LET'S STOMP"

[morningstar55]

ok . i gotta share this..........

ever go to a fishing supply place?? and they got these ahh hmaybe quart size containers open .. filled with different plastic worms of all colors and size's and such???

i dont see them around much anymore at the bigger places..... but OH MY lord..... did I LOVE :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat: to run my fingers in them.... lol lol i ENJOYED that soooooooo much.

[Gemme]

ok . i gotta share this..........

ever go to a fishing supply place?? and they got these ahh hmaybe quart size containers open .. filled with different plastic worms of all colors and size's and such???

i dont see them around much anymore at the bigger places..... but OH MY lord..... did I LOVE :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat: to run my fingers in them.... lol lol i ENJOYED that soooooooo much.

I like doing that with gummy worms. Well, once I've bought them and washed my hands, that is. :cheesy:

[morningstar55]

I like doing that with gummy worms. Well, once I've bought them and washed my hands, that is. :cheesy:

gummy worms?? lol
sticky i bet.......
the plastic worms had umm some sort of oil on them........ still had to wash my hands.. lol ok i know im wierd

[morningstar55]

alrighty............ where are all the football freaks at???
who are you rooting for

YouTube- Faith Hill ~ Sunday Night Football 2009

[morningstar55]

Someone dropped dead at O/our local grocery store the other day only moments before B. arrived there. W/we heard, at first, that he'd slipped on the floor (it's thick ice and snow here), but I found out today that he'd *simply* overheated whilst walking up the hill to the store and then *just* died.

I can't stop thinking, 'What if that had been B.?' And being grateful that it wasn't, although perfectly understandable, is making me feel like a really, really bad person. Which is stupid, I know, but even so...

Life is so unpredictable. Almost as unpredictable as our responses to it.

Words

((((((((((((((((words)))))))))))))))))))

[morningstar55]

mawning planet dwellers...
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/0827080840a.jpg

im waiting for this mc donalds to open so i can grap a coffee... i have some oatmeal and kashi cereal in my truck.

but not hungry ....... well yet anyways..... heh

yesterday i bought and made this awsome looking pork tenderloin roast.....

it was in one of them vacum packed plastic bag things..anyways.. cooked it up.. smelled great.... but OMG.. it was soo full of salt. BIG time.... i couldnt eat it..and then it started messin up my tummy a lil bit..and i had to do bathroom runs.... oYYY .... good thing i didnt eat more of it.. it was awful....... and i got this at wal mart. and told them about it.. they gave me my money back ..

the roast got tossed out...

DONT buy meat at wal mart... or at least in them vacume bag things.. thats the 1st time i bought meat like that..and it will be my last.

[Gemme]

mawning planet dwellers...
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/0827080840a.jpg

im waiting for this mc donalds to open so i can grap a coffee... i have some oatmeal and kashi cereal in my truck.

but not hungry ....... well yet anyways..... heh

yesterday i bought and made this awsome looking pork tenderloin roast.....

it was in one of them vacum packed plastic bag things..anyways.. cooked it up.. smelled great.... but OMG.. it was soo full of salt. BIG time.... i couldnt eat it..and then it started messin up my tummy a lil bit..and i had to do bathroom runs.... oYYY .... good thing i didnt eat more of it.. it was awful....... and i got this at wal mart. and told them about it.. they gave me my money back ..

the roast got tossed out...

DONT buy meat at wal mart... or at least in them vacume bag things.. thats the 1st time i bought meat like that..and it will be my last.

I've eaten stuff out of those type of bags. That stuff is marinated in very salty marinades and, over time, it just sinks into it. Glad you are feeling better!

[Diva]

I'm watching a show on HGTV and the girl who is looking for a rental has a speech pattern that is making me insane......all of her phrasing ends as though she's asking a question.....Where do people learn to talk this way? I thought Valley Girls were a thing of the past......

:eyebrow:

[Jet]

It's midnight and I feel like making mashed potatoes. Go figure.

[always2late]

Sigh...the power of suggestion...potatoes...now I want waffle fries.

[Rook]

i can honestly say, i really like almost all tyler perry's movies....almost.....i think 1..or 2 kinda stretched the issue for me..
but, yeah..even got Madea's book
:glasses::2butch::cool:

[Ryobi]

Please visit your local Red Cross and give blood. That small donation could be a huge gift to someone.

[Diva]

I love my new LIME GREEN PLAID shoes with purple insoles I got at the Walmarket!!! (for $5, I might add!)

[Rook]

huh...the way i had the tv set...turned on to desperately seeking susan....they were giving that this morning, i get home and it's on again, u'd swear that crap lasted 5 hours..
needless to say i switched it to lord of the flies.

[Rook]

hmm, one of the candy's i grabbed at the chinese restaurant tastes like yellow cake batter mixture...
i'm glad i got 2..heh
:outfield:

[Rook]

I love my new LIME GREEN PLAID shoes with purple insoles I got at the Walmarket!!! (for $5, I might add!)





oddly enuff i like those colors, if only cuz they are The Jokers trademark...
good deal :paw:

[Eddie]

Ugh....really?

[Diva]

oddly enuff i like those colors, if only cuz they are The Jokers trademark...
good deal :paw:

They ARE tres cute, AND comfie, too! (I should have said 'to boot'! lol)

I went back today to get another pair or 2 and they were GONE!!!!!!!!:shocking: I guess that $5 price was their final offer......so I'm thankful I got mine when I did!

:eyebat:

[NJFemmie]

http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/valley-of-the-dolls.jpg
Oh wait ... you said 'girls' ... my bad.

I'm watching a show on HGTV and the girl who is looking for a rental has a speech pattern that is making me insane......all of her phrasing ends as though she's asking a question.....Where do people learn to talk this way? I thought Valley Girls were a thing of the past......

:eyebrow:

[Jet]

Joaquin Phoenix has to be one of the weirdest dudes I've ever seen. Good actor, but fucked up He's been hooking up with Miley Cyrus these days.

[morningstar55]

OMG!!!
THERE'S A GAY TRUCK STOP IN OHHHHIO......... WWAAHHHHHH
YouTube- Whet Slap- Gay Truckstop (improvised song)

i dont think this is my kinda truck stop...... hehehe

[Gemme]

I SWEAR Mercury is still in retrograde. I'm positive of it.

*le sigh*

[Jet]

Top 10 actors according to the Harris Poll.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-johnny-depp-no-2.html

[Soon]

Why the are there all these shows with gay men evaluating women's bodies and giving them suggestions on how to look and feel better about themselves?

Why can't these female *self-improvement* shows have a female host?

[WickedFemme]

I like random posts!
My day was long - ugh! had to go to Tacoma for work... ewwwwwwwwww
Good side: pasta for dinner, getting stuff done around the house and feeling good :)
Tomorrow is hump day (wish it were for real) but suppose i must 'wait' *sigh*
Friday must get here soon:crybaby:

[Random]

We have been house bound FOREVER!!!!!!

Tommorrow Night...

Unless it is BLACK ICE again.. or five feet of snow..

I'm dragging the girl out for a beer and the best juke box in omaha..

If It's BLACK ICE again.. well.. it will be another night of HGTV and the girl retreating to the bathtub with her book so she doesn't have to watch another Property Virgins...


Is is spring yet?

I hate wearing real coats and closed toe shoes..

I may have started wearing my clippity clop open toes wedges with sox...

And once it hits 22, I'm going back to shaws... Did I say I hated real coats????

Tonight was the first night that my hair was long enought to where I felt like I was actually taking down my hair... Pulling out pins, unbraiding it.. sigh..

Must remind self... You hate short hair... Don't cut it again..

Sigh.. The butch only has 20ish more pages to go in her book... Must respect end of the book time... Must not go bother butch because you are bored..

I love the way that I go back and forth between first and second person..

The Random is amused..

You know I had to throw in third person...

kay.. bed time.. I can legaly go bother the girl....

[Gemme]

It pisses me off and I find it a complete WASTE when someone that doesn't love music and feel it in their soul has genuine musical talent.

WTF? :blink:

[Random]

I know the feeling Gemme..

My lil brother is a gifted artist... The boy has mad skills...

And he does nothing but lay on the sofa all day...

Me? I struggle with stick figures...

Just not fair..

[Gemme]

I've heard of anxiety attacks, but is there such a thing as an avoidance attack? If so, I think I just had one.

[little man]

reservation for moving truck is now made.


now, if only this shit would pack itself up and line up according to the way it needs to go in the truck, everything would be swell.

[Andrew, Jr.]

I just watched "This Is It" and still cannot wrap my head around the fact that MJ is dead. It seems so odd. He was just 50.

[Jet]

I am making myself a nice dinner tonight:
Chicken baked with spinach and whole garlic cloves (lots of them) in olive oil.
Sweet taters which used to be on my "the-7-things-I-won't-eat list" until I came to "joe-ja."

I hate to admit this, y'all (listen to me) but I think I'm staring to convert to southern ways and....cookin'.

[Soon]

textsfromlastnight (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/)

[Rook]

Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do and/or say something that you knew was beyond the realm of stupid?....But, u do it anyways....cuz the cute factor outweighs the moronic, and it's from the heart..?
I mean, seriously.. your sense of Realism just...flushes...
All for a tender smile..

:beerbros:

[violaine]

[QUOTE=HowSoonIsNow;41985]textsfromlastnight (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/)

:giggle:

i laughed about the person hiding in the clothes rack to scare people on weekends for fun :lol2:

[Write14u]

[QUOTE=HowSoonIsNow;41985]textsfromlastnight (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/)

:giggle:

i laughed about the person hiding in the clothes rack to scare people on weekends for fun :lol2:

OMG....I was crying over the one that said:
"i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers"

And then there was this:
"Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

[Rook]

After looking at the weather forecast, walking in bone-chilling Ice Rain earlier in the day to get in the warm car asap, and now in the middle of a Blizzard....
I can safely say...
I fuckin' hate Punxsutawney Phil...
chunky fuckin rat....it's his fuckin' fault we got shitty weather....
Bill Murray had a perfect solution..
Death to the Punk !!!
:deepthoughts:

[Lady Jewel]

<Big ole grin> Hey Rookie, why dont ya tell us how ya REALLY feel???:rrose:



After looking at the weather forecast, walking in bone-chilling Ice Rain earlier in the day to get in the warm car asap, and now in the middle of a Blizzard....
I can safely say...
I fuckin' hate Punxsutawney Phil...
chunky fuckin rat....it's his fuckin' fault we got shitty weather....
Bill Murray had a perfect solution..
Death to the Punk !!!
:deepthoughts:

[BornBronson]

Sure,sure...

I'll be back...then again maybe not..pastrami/w american cheese on rye puts me back to sleep.:stiletto:

[SuperFemme]

I wish the storm of the century would strike here in CA.
But NO.
We get an inch of rain and a mudslide in the fire ravished areas.

How come Oprah's house never slides down the hill?

Bitch.

[The_Lady_Snow]

I wish the storm of the century would strike here in CA.
But NO.
We get an inch of rain and a mudslide in the fire ravished areas.

How come Oprah's house never slides down the hill?

Bitch.




:dots:


Fever post....

[Just_G]

I am thinking there is no easier way to word something than to just say: "I hope this doesn't affect our friendship if you don't feel the same way, but I really dig you, and I have a list of reasons why, located in my wallet, wanna see?" :blink:

[Nina]

I have recently rediscovered my Love of black olives...yes, regular old black olives in a can...the jumbo size...they were always on my special birthday menu as a little girl...now that I am a grown-up girl I can have them any time and wear them on my finger tips 'till I pop them into my mouth...lovely...

I made a really nice something for a very nice someone who is having a very nice special day pretty soon...she has been such a goodgirl after all ;>

I am mad for some cake these days...I keep planning to bake one, although I can't quite decide what kind, and then I get really lazy and don't bake but I keep yapping about how I want cake...now, who is to blame?--why Me as usual...

and...as of one more bite, I am out of olives

I am no where near as vapid as this post suggests...I just wanted to try and do nina-lite...I don't think it fits so well...

but, I did meet the criteria of the subject line : random posting cause I can !

[suebee]

I'm beginning to think that the lottery may not be such a safety net after all.

[MrSunshine]

pin cushion....that is all

[Rufusboi]

After looking at the weather forecast, walking in bone-chilling Ice Rain earlier in the day to get in the warm car asap, and now in the middle of a Blizzard....
I can safely say...
I fuckin' hate Punxsutawney Phil...
chunky fuckin rat....it's his fuckin' fault we got shitty weather....
Bill Murray had a perfect solution..
Death to the Punk !!!
:deepthoughts:

Come to Corpus Christi. The sun is shining and it is 78 degrees today. The water is sparkling with a nice salty ocean breeze. I'm sitting here looking out my window at the Gulf of Mexico and trying to decide whether to turn on the air conditioner or not.

[Rook]

~wrapped in a thick Duvet, skulking around like a silk Worm...Only my glasses peeking out.... grows roots on couch watching horror anime + comedy classics, pops out a left hand....cranks up the middle finger at Winter...grabbing a frosted IBC....ponders texas~

'nuff said..

:tiredcomputer:

[Duchess]

What is poop made of?:fart:

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.:seeingstars:

Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. :runforhills:

~courtesy of www.smellypoop.com (http://www.smellypoop.com)

[Daktari]

funerals suck!

[Nina]

as my fingers itch to post an early morning Yap I am not sure how to choose which subject to heading to clutter up: 5 things no one knows, randon posting, or what's on yer mind...

most of what I am tempted to post would fit in any one...maybe I should set up my own rotation schedule and satisfy the itch in each one and then back again?

and, if don't get it right, the itch will be scratched by someone redirecting away from the screen...

or

I could go and start a new purse...(looks around for june) ;>

okay, so I have dulled myself into submission...meaning that I will stop now...

a-l-t-h-o-u-g-h I did have One story I have an unsubmitted yen to share"

to the point:

at one time in my life, and it's been a pretty Long life (thank goodness) so there have been Many Points, I had a 357 magnum...having it dictated that I learn to use it...one time I was at the range...unattactive ear protectors on, flat shoes, long dress---fitting in as much as I am *ever* able to fit and not looking (let me Promise you) in any way appealing, or interesting....I had the gun up, and ready, was squinting to see the damn target, one eye open the other one squinched closed ...what happens? I feel a hand, yes. a. hand. pulling at one of the earprotector cups...I froze and then I heard in the unprotected ear a male voice saying " if you make that bullseye, I'll f**k you"...ohhhhh the clevver and vicious responses which ran through my stunned mind...my self-protectiveness won out as I figured anyone who would say that to a woman with a frigging Gun in her hand, and at a place where everyone had a gun, wasn't someone to get (more) worked up...I just put my gun down...took the ear protectors off and said 'didn't you see I have a gun in my hand'....to which he replied yes, and then went on to tell me how he was an award winning target shooter, and an instructor, and who knows what else because the more he talked the more I kind of fell asleep and just counted the seconds 'till I could get out of there...

now, someone might think that I should have stood my ground and fought or who knows what else...and, that might be right for some poeple...for me, I have one steadfast goal: get out alive and with the least amount of injury...I met my goal...and it added yet one more, 'really??Really" story to my neverending supply of them !! :)

and...on...we...go

one more thing--what are the language rules here?---can I type fuck, or do I have to do something tricky like f**k?...while I don't want to offend, and I really don't since I just don't, I don't feel like I am using my authentic voice (how was *that* for a dramatic statement??) when I have replace a letter with an *....just askin' is all....

n

[Diva]

What is poop made of?:fart:

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.:seeingstars:

Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein. :runforhills:

~courtesy of www.smellypoop.com (http://www.smellypoop.com)


Who knew? :crap:

[Deborah]

Who knew? :crap:


ewwww who wanted to.....just saying... but thank you for that enlightening information. :|

[Gemme]

I am watching the Oprah with Pink on the ole DVR and I really didn't think I could like her any more than I did, but it's true. I think I've moved up in rank from 612th best fan of Pink to somewhere between 438th and 441st. She's so freakin' awesome. I can't wait til her next tour.

[Jess]

Check out this hot thread!!

http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=526&page=5

[Rook]

Did you know:
· Choosing Prime Rib over Baby Back Ribs at Outback will save you more than 2,000 calories

· You can save nearly 500 calories and more than 20 grams of fat just by ordering your banana split at Dairy Queen instead of Baskin-Robbins

· A Stouffer’s White Meat Chicken Pot Pie has as much saturated fat as 6 scoops of ice cream :cluck::cluck::cluck:
:3stooges:

[Jet]

People who hold grudges amuse me.

[Spirit Dancer]

People who hold grudges amuse me.

life's too short for grudges

[apretty]

it was 75 degrees yesterday. Ez thinks that winter is over... i'm not sure but the garden is beautiful :heartbeat:

[BornBronson]

-Defining Conservatism-

I should read that 14yr olds book,too cute for tv.

[Gemme]

Methinks there's something amiss. :blink:

[Gentle Tiger]

I'm hungry!! The junk food :chocolate: was not filling.:shocking:

[Write14u]

I might be babysitting in the morning. I haven't done that in decades, probably.

[Semantics]

I can't wait until we get to the next page of this thread.


Thanks Duchess :giggle: :stillheart:

[Gemme]

Is it wrong of me to not so secretly wish that the slackass coworker that I've bitched about would continue to be slackass, so I can pick up the hours that they offered her tomorrow? It's not like I'll get OT, since I'm taking the weekend off. Oh, please....gimme, gimme, gimme! :gimmehug:

[femmy1]

Is it wrong of me to not so secretly wish that the slackass coworker that I've bitched about would continue to be slackass, so I can pick up the hours that they offered her tomorrow? It's not like I'll get OT, since I'm taking the weekend off. Oh, please....gimme, gimme, gimme! :gimmehug:


give you give you go go go !!
heheeh

in my random post.. i am thinking about my parents and how I wish they would get their act together. They love each other 40 years later and as soo stubborn ! I hope I never get that stubborn, but alas, I know I am being a stubborn crappy wife at the moment. GRRRRRRRRRR !!

[Diva]

I just saw Karen (from Will & Grace) doing the Monkey in a grocery store with a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"...........


Um.............what the hell is THAT all about?? Is she broke?

[Just_G]

So this morning, I go to start my coffee, open the kitchen blinds and look out into the back yard. I was shocked to see my boxer puppy, Frankie :dog:, out in the yard, pouncing from one thing to the next....I was like "what the?" Then it hit me, she had taken all of the shirts I folded after doing laundry last night, that were up on my dining table, mind you, and drug them out the dog door and into the yard to play with. :giggle: I wanted to laugh at her, but then I got pissed :censor: because they were all muddy with paw prints and possibly laying in :crap:.

So, tonight, I will be doing laundry AGAIN!!:explode:

[Leigh]

Man am I *ever* nervous and scared about coming out to My parents this weekend as being FTM ........... yikes, My poor mind is just jumbled all over the dang place *OY*

[roy g biv]

THIS NEW BUTCH FEMME WEB SITE IS JUST FUCKIN' GREAT!!!!!!!!!

:duck::jester::cheer::giggle::pointing::clap::lol2 ::freak::welcome::bbq::scooter::frog:

:sparklyheart::kissy:
:3stooges:

:rockband::party::danceparty::musicnote:

[Gentle Tiger]

I was thinking about chocolate covered peanut brittle from See's Candy. I refer to it as edible crack!

[fiercegrrl]

i don't want to have cancer. i want to throw a tantrum like i'm five. feet kicking on the ground, pouting, crying, the works.
i want to be back at my job figuring out the next step in my career as an artist to get out of the job i was working. figuring out places to start having shows. making things. talking about art on a daily basis. i have no energy to make things right now and my hands re going through withdrawal. they haven't gone this long without creating in a very long time. i hope i won;t forget how.
now i talk about medical stuff all the time. and do medical stuff all the time. it's not as fun. at all.

end random post. fueled by percocet.

[violaine]

charger broken:(

[Gemme]

I just saw Karen (from Will & Grace) doing the Monkey in a grocery store with a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"...........


Um.............what the hell is THAT all about?? Is she broke?



Don't judge her (even though you are totally hawt in Judgey McJudgerson mode). It's the economy. It's doing odd things to a LOT of folks. :blink:

[Gentle Tiger]

I want to go deep sea fishing!

[Jet]

The Bad and the Beautiful just started on TCM. I think I'll sign off and watch it for about 79th time. (One of my Top 10 favorites.)

[Jett]

Some people go to the mountain and are contented at the lodge, taking in the beauty and all the possibilities it has to offer... some people aren't contented even yet they want more, they need to climb the mountain. They choose to leave the lodge to travel the death zone to attempt to quench that craving... despite the tax it takes on them, and their families they to risk it all, in name of the almighty "more".

It takes a particular type of person to choose that, and to make it more rare... many who thought they could are still there.

Why did they climb the mountain... because it was there.

Really?
Metro

[Rook]

i kept wondering about that faux butter commercial, until it aired today...
I've seen worse..
for instance...Ozzy doing WoW commercial...
almighty, powerful, supposed prince of darkness....
an Epic character whomps him while he shrieks like a baby "sharon !!!!!!"
:jester:

[suebee]

ATTENTION PLEASE! Would the cordless headphones that walked away from my computer desk last night please come back? I'd like to listen to some loud music without waking up the parrots.

Thank you.
That is all. :bandkiss:

[Soon]

cheetos. now.

(poofy not crunchy)

:badmood:

[Greyson]

cheetos. now.

(poofy not crunchy)

:badmood:

"Let there be poofy cheetos, NOW." :batmoose:

[Soon]

"Let there be poofy cheetos, NOW." :batmoose:

hee!

Thank you, Greyson!

I just think poofy cheetos would be a lovely panacea for what ails me.

It's either those or the hard stuff (doritoes).
:cheesy:

[PearlsNLace]

No No No...Cheez its!

[Soon]

No No No...Cheez its!

Oh, I get that craving too...but for some reason poofy ones are calling me!

(if only I could get out of these damn flannels, put on my imitation Uggs and trudge to the corner store!! oh....what a sight!)

[Greyson]

No No No...Cheez its!

I see a theme here; Femmes and cheese. What is this telling us?

[Soon]

I see a theme here; Femmes and cheese. What is this telling us?


lmao! still analyzing the femmes, eh?

You'll never figure us out!
:raspberry:

[Greyson]

lmao! still analyzing the femmes, eh?

You'll never figure us out!
:raspberry:


Okay, you got me on that one. Unkle!

[Rook]

Watchin stand-up comedy..I kinda agree....
katt williams does have a point.... I aint ever heard a Femme bitch about her stone/butch/boi/Daddy etc refusing to "get it on" cuz they got the wrong kinda fuckin nail polish ..."bitch is that Plum red?..Oh hell no, I cant do shit now...terrible colour baby"
:knitboy::rofl:

[Kenna]

note to self: LAY OFF THE COFFEE!!

[Rook]

-Hoardes Coffee-
:flyingweed::happyjump::flyingweed:

[Gentle Tiger]

I hungry for some grits, eggs, shrimp, and biscuits and and Kenyan tea. That sounds good to me. A scone at some point would be good too. lol

[Duchess]

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release

of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to

have sex.:ballngag:

[Rook]

My brother's Siberian Husky is the Ultimate pussy..
Smart, mostly, but still...
Official...
My mother had to use the Bathroom, right... So, she's sleepy getting up... the Monkey I bought her in the hospital. makes monkey noise and kisses.. the monkey fell on him { the monkey is made of that very very soft material typical of baby toys}..started smooch smooch -monkey noise-, blinking blush cheeks, the Dog instantly "JUMPED" yelped and ran away..
She says she woke up really fast...startled by his action, astonished..and laughing so hard after, she woke my brother..
The pooch is full of piss and vinegar when u put him in the kennel.. growl growl snarl bark bark.... but this??.. kinda reminds me of a comedy "you're lucky there's a gate grr!!...Wait.. Close it.... you're lucky !!!-snarl="
:candle::huhlaugh::cracked::wtf::hospital-snoopy:

[Dragonfly]

Lock the Cellar Door. :fishingboot:

[Enchantress]

Oh fiddlesticks!

[BornBronson]

:sunglass:

Married or not i'll still admire you over the pond.You make my heart race...well,that and a sweetheart cake.Mr.Wood knows it was almost the death of me.These days I have to admire beauty from a distance.

[Jet]

Go USA Hockey

[Jet]

I'm sending away for my free supply of Extenze and dinner with Jimmy Johnson.

[Rook]

I'm having a Vicious Jones for Tiramisu tonight.....

[Enchantress]

Fruit2O water that is citrus flavored tastes icky...

[Liquefaction]

I'm having a Vicious Jones for Tiramisu tonight.....

Damn, that sounds good!!!

[BornBronson]

My hamstring muscles are killin' me today.

So tell us mr.president,when are you going to start laying down the law?.

I hate The View,but octumom sure looked hot.That's sweet milk all around boys.

What else...

[Gemme]

I am out of my mini delights. :blink::batmoose:

[SuperFemme]

I may love coconut water.

[Enchantress]

Everybody's Nuts!

My favorite brand of pistachios that is

[Soon]

Just Because. (http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mf.jpg)

[SuperFemme]

Just Because. (http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mf.jpg)

ahahahaha.

[Jet]

I like my new phone, messing with features and programming all day. now i wish someone would call..i wanna hear my ring tones

[Gemme]

My pizza; it is here.
:dance1:

[moxie]

Being compared to Hitler is not a good thing.

[Rook]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says…

W T F

:wtf::dots::wallbreak:

[Enchantress]

I belive I'm officially sick of soup.

[owen4u1904]

Randomness...I like to be random and I always say that I could care less what I do on a date. I would love just going to taco bell and wal mart. :) Prolly cause I am the one who likes to go into the toy isles and play alot. :)

[Enchantress]

I. want. pancakes.

[owen4u1904]

I. want. pancakes.


Haha..all of a sudden I wanted some waffles with peanut butter and syrup on em... :) PS....I love peanut butter.

[moxie]

I. want. pancakes.

Haha..all of a sudden I wanted some waffles with peanut butter and syrup on em... :) PS....I love peanut butter.

Dammit! Now I do too.

[fiercegrrl]

Dammit! Now I do too.


yum I want some too!

[cinderella]

I feel a 'ditty' comin' on...

"Lizzie Borden took an ax, gave her mother 40 wacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father 41..."

[key]

New signature picture...testing testing testing

[Rook]

my big toe is bandaged...i think jeff{my dialysis tech} would be proud~ wiggles it~:pcthink:

[BestButchBoy]

What? You were expecting a heavy set man in a white suit?

[Nina]

in 6th grade we were studying about monks...I decided I wanted to be a monk when I grew up...why?---I liked the brown robes and the fact that I didn't have to talk, ever!!...my teacher said only men could be monks, I had to be a nun...didn't appeal to me--I get lost in wearing too much black...I wanted the brown robes and silence...I totally overlooked that it was a religious life as I was so enamored with the costume and lifestyle behaviors....

I still like brown dresses....and I know sign-language...I'm not a monk, nor a nun...

I managed to find the best of all worlds!!

[owen4u1904]

Its official snow is depressing..I enjoyed it when it first came but now I just sit here and look out the window.. blah!!! I want pretty flowers to start growing and I want the leaves to start growing back...

[cinderella]

Too funny! You should do stand-up!! lol

in 6th grade we were studying about monks...I decided I wanted to be a monk when I grew up...why?---I liked the brown robes and the fact that I didn't have to talk, ever!!...my teacher said only men could be monks, I had to be a nun...didn't appeal to me--I get lost in wearing too much black...I wanted the brown robes and silence...I totally overlooked that it was a religious life as I was so enamored with the costume and lifestyle behaviors....

I still like brown dresses....and I know sign-language...I'm not a monk, nor a nun...

I managed to find the best of all worlds!!

[Rook]

That is so awesome, Neen...
I'm teaching myself sign language , out of necessity :aslIloveyou:

Btw, not all Nuns dress in Black + White, not that I wanna push you into wearing the Habits, but you could Look up Discalced Carmelite Order {O.C.D.}
Carmelites wear brown wool Habits for the most part..
Only time they wear a black veil is after they take Perpetual vows {otherwise the veil's white, or cream-coloured}

don't ask me how I know this :innocent:

[Soon]

Naked Australians at Sydney Opera House (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/28/naked-australians-at-sydn_n_480117.html#s71468)
:pile::byebye:

[Diva]

in 6th grade we were studying about monks...I decided I wanted to be a monk when I grew up...why?---I liked the brown robes and the fact that I didn't have to talk, ever!!...my teacher said only men could be monks, I had to be a nun...didn't appeal to me--I get lost in wearing too much black...I wanted the brown robes and silence...I totally overlooked that it was a religious life as I was so enamored with the costume and lifestyle behaviors....

I still like brown dresses....and I know sign-language...I'm not a monk, nor a nun...

I managed to find the best of all worlds!!



Wait.

YOU? You wanted SILENCE? Who ARE You and what have You done with my Gal Pal??????????????????? <opening cans o' WhoopAss>

:readfineprint:

[Diva]

I just had a FABULOUS phone conversation with my precious daughter!!! Forty~five minutes of bliss!!!!!!!! I love that child! :love1:

[~Bo]

I have nothing to say, really. I just followed Diva in here. :cheesy:

[violaine]

i recently watched someone whack a coconut on a parking berm -

[Diva]

I have nothing to say, really. I just followed Diva in here. :cheesy:


You're a good boy. :D



i recently watched someone whack a coconut on a parking berm -


I TOTALLY read "pachyderm"....and thought...that is ONE brave mother f***er!!! (I admit it...I really thought that!)

[Rook]

:piratelaugh::king:

My Duck is Dead?

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon's office.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested.
"I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left
the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a black
Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement,
the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it
out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat.

The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely,
100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a
few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the
bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell
me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you
had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20.

However, with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan,
it's now $150."

[BornBronson]

I'm a great believer in that people always come first,so I have a few thoughts about this killer whale named tilikum.He is such a baaad boy that one.Of course the trainer knew what she was getting herself into every time she got near that whale.He was involved in another murder years before,and maybe a second as well.But as I hear more and more details about this lastest killing,it sickens me.I know that you can't just release him back into the wild,he wouldn't last 48hrs in any ocean.But they can't just keep him now and continue on with the show,like nothing happen.A human life was taken here.If it was me i'd have him put down.I'm a big animal lover too,but once an animal has a taste for human blood,it should not be allowed to go on living.It disturbs me that they wish to keep him alive because he is a good breeder and that he cost millions of dollars.If they do that then they should keep him away from anymore trainers and being in any more shows for the public.I wonder if there were children present when tilikum took out his latest victim.Most likely that would be a yes.I'm serious here but I think there should be one of those emergency glass plated boxes nearby anyone who plays with penned up killer whales..inside an exploding harpoon gun.*Break glass in case of emergency.Just might save somebody's life one day.

It's sad she lost her life,period.

[Andrew, Jr.]

BornBronson,

I agree with you about that whale. :overreaction: We have literally made all of those sea creatures go crazy in human made containers, and then feeding them dead fish. Oy Vey! They have lost all of their hunting abilities, and their environmental controls. Those creatures have no clue about anything any longer. It is gone. The days of flipper are just Hollywood = not reality. And anyone who knows me, knows I am a huge animal lover. So this just breaks my heart and soul.

All of those poor creatures need to be put down. And this entire let's go swimming with killer whales for $150 for 30 min. is just greed. :censor:

:goodpost:

Andrew

[Gemme]

You don't mess with someone's money.

That is all.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Gemme,

I learned that the hard way as well. :angry:

[Pixie]

Let go Monday
Interview Tuesday
Hired Wednesday
Orientation Thursday
First day Friday!!!!


BAM!!!!
:ballerina:

[Soon]

YouTube- How To Fold a T-shirt in 2 seconds

[Enchantress]

I am still wondering why in the world I watched a show on National Geographic about the exploding Sperm whale.

No joke. It exploded on the streets of Tawain as they attempted to transport it to the university (it was dead, obviously).

Huh.

[Write14u]

Hmmm, randomly wondering about the tv patterns of Miss Enchantress. *grin*

Oh, and also pondering having nothing to do but relax.

[Duchess]

French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899

during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the

evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating

the surgical removal of the dead man's member...:bedfuck:

[Write14u]

OK, I've now been educated about the differences between exploding whale sperm and exploding sperm whale.

[moxie]

They should have cough drop delivery.

[Enchantress]

I almost actually just said "Rawr" when I saw Taylor Lautner on the telly, walking the red carpet. I believe I just had a major *cougar* moment...

*blink*

[Gemme]

Anxiety medication is starting to look good.

:whoop:

[Rook]

typical ferret prank....I go to the bedroom, check on the fuzzbutts..what do I find?...I had a brainfart somewhere b4 this, and the Ferrets took advantage of the fact I left my bag with assorted Gummi Bears, Easter coloured m&m's and Flavored Whopper Robin eggs...the m&ms made the floor look mighty colourful...the gummis? close to "home", the whoppers..hmm..Mathilda was slowly pushing it to her hidey hole. while Tehtoh, oblivious I'm guessing that I was there, Grabbed a gummi bear...red..and no sooner did I say "freeze fatty !!" he tried making a run for it...
They both wound up back in the Cage...pouting, expecting a treat

:cracked:

[UofMfan]

Bed envy! :)

[Lady Pamela]

Does anyone else go to Wal~Mart at midnight? :cool:







Is there any other time to go?..lol
No crowds and no one telling you to hurry...lol

[Lady Pamela]

typical ferret prank....I go to the bedroom, check on the fuzzbutts..what do I find?...I had a brainfart somewhere b4 this, and the Ferrets took advantage of the fact I left my bag with assorted Gummi Bears, Easter coloured m&m's and Flavored Whopper Robin eggs...the m&ms made the floor look mighty colourful...the gummis? close to "home", the whoppers..hmm..Mathilda was slowly pushing it to her hidey hole. while Tehtoh, oblivious I'm guessing that I was there, Grabbed a gummi bear...red..and no sooner did I say "freeze fatty !!" he tried making a run for it...
They both wound up back in the Cage...pouting, expecting a treat

:cracked:


NICE QUOTE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR POST

[Diva]

Tonight, I had dinner with a woman who had blue hair. Not the lovely silver~blue of an older woman.....it was robin's egg blue.

I love Austin.


:|

[Write14u]

It's a beautiful, cool, clear, starry night. I love nights like that.

[Enchantress]

It's difficult (read: impossible) to read boring real estate law material when one is not wearing ones spectacles (read: can't find said spectacles).

Wait, let me clarify: One can read, however I am doubting the words that I'm reading, as I don't believe razz is a real estate term (although I could be wrong)!

[Butterbean]

I am really liking this day so far.

[Rook]

mmm, Spring is here !!!!!!
:cheer::cheer::cheer:

Thanx for compliment...

:awww:

I venture to Wally world after 1 am every now and then..
It's very strange, quiet aisle, no screaming babies...
And very eccentric dressed chicas...
:brainsucker:

[Rook]

:wallbreak:
Sometimes....
~rubs temples~
I know this is probably gonna sound terrible...
And I know way down deep in the core, it's wrong..
But..
Sometimes, after a serious bout of sibling rivalry, I feel Cain's pain..
I love my brother to death *figuratively*, aint nobody gonna mess with him but me, however..
I can rationalize why Cain obliterated Abel after we butt heads...
Even our mother says we're night and day, oil and water..
But, she also acknowledges in the thick of it? We got each others back..
The fucker drives me batshit crazy often, he has a unique way of pissing me off on a lark that goes beyond astonishing...
:boink:
:slapfight: :argue:
/rant

[Lady Pamela]

:wallbreak:
Sometimes....
~rubs temples~
I know this is probably gonna sound terrible...
And I know way down deep in the core, it's wrong..
But..
Sometimes, after a serious bout of sibling rivalry, I feel Cain's pain..
I love my brother to death *figuratively*, aint nobody gonna mess with him but me, however..
I can rationalize why Cain obliterated Abel after we butt heads...
Even our mother says we're night and day, oil and water..
But, she also acknowledges in the thick of it? We got each others back..
The fucker drives me batshit crazy often, he has a unique way of pissing me off on a lark that goes beyond astonishing...
:boink:
:slapfight: :argue:
/rant


It is normal to have some type of sibling rivalry...Those actions usually change when the growth process happens...I will say this though.
Just food for thought:

I love my sibling dearly..I came from a family where I had 13 siblings.
I loved each and every one but in diffrent ways...Often they rubbed me wrong or I them. It wasn't untill we became older that we realized that what we were doing was damaging .

Then unfortubately, I lost 2 of my brother ..One from an accident and one was murdered.

Wow...All of a sudden it became clear to me...Even those moments of tourment were cherrished memories...But I was so gald I had changed that by the time they were gone....Ya know?

You never know if your words or actions to another will be the last done or spoken!

[Andrew, Jr.]

Lady Pamela,

You are so right about that. I agree. I just will always treasure my last few minutes with my sister, Jo. It was heartfelt. I will always treasure that until I die.

[Lady Pamela]

Lady Pamela,

You are so right about that. I agree. I just will always treasure my last few minutes with my sister, Jo. It was heartfelt. I will always treasure that until I die.


It is true...You know you love them but you can't even imagine how much..Untill they have passed and you can't call them.

[Rook]

true..
I worry about that every time they get in their car and leave..
every time i lay down and close my eyes..
every time one of us gets sick and the other can't stay {hospital policy, blah blah}
And, yes, you're right..
Some of my funniest memory of my brother was a bad sibling moment..
I'll elaborate for the sake of boredom right now...

in toa alta {puerto rico} we lived in a rather nice neighborhood..
i'm not sure why i yelled at him, i think he was ignoring a request..
his friend was snickering alot, and it irked, so i told him to get rid of the funnyman, or i would..
after he grudgingly did, we started yelling at each other..one getting louder than the other each time, peppered with Spanglish insults..
His mistake was throwing a scrub brush at me, and missing by inches..
so yes, I smirked and he smirked , I had to say it "motherfucker u better stop smiling and run.."
so yes, he did.. to the garage, we wound up running around the car, screaming insults, for some dumb reason we paused, and he burst into laughter when I sang "all around the mulberry bush", between heavy breathes from laughing he asked 'so, which one's the monkey, which one's the weasel?'
which only made me laugh too

later on our mother arrived, and 3 neighbors told her what happened, saying the whole damn neighborhood thought we were killing each other..
they almost called 9-1-1, and i muttered "yeah, almost..pfft"
she did lecture us telling us the only one who should be shouting and talkin worse than a sailor audibly was her.
apparently my brother and i shared the exact same thought and mumbled
"pop goes the weasel"
we were 17 and 16 ..
:blink::rofl:

[Lady Pamela]

true..
I worry about that every time they get in their car and leave..
every time i lay down and close my eyes..
every time one of us gets sick and the other can't stay {hospital policy, blah blah}
And, yes, you're right..
Some of my funniest memory of my brother was a bad sibling moment..
I'll elaborate for the sake of boredom right now...

in toa alta {puerto rico} we lived in a rather nice neighborhood..
i'm not sure why i yelled at him, i think he was ignoring a request..
his friend was snickering alot, and it irked, so i told him to get rid of the funnyman, or i would..
after he grudgingly did, we started yelling at each other..one getting louder than the other each time, peppered with Spanglish insults..
His mistake was throwing a scrub brush at me, and missing by inches..
so yes, I smirked and he smirked , I had to say it "motherfucker u better stop smiling and run.."
so yes, he did.. to the garage, we wound up running around the car, screaming insults, for some dumb reason we paused, and he burst into laughter when I sang "all around the mulberry bush", between heavy breathes from laughing he asked 'so, which one's the monkey, which one's the weasel?'
which only made me laugh too

later on our mother arrived, and 3 neighbors told her what happened, saying the whole damn neighborhood thought we were killing each other..
they almost called 9-1-1, and i muttered "yeah, almost..pfft"
she did lecture us telling us the only one who should be shouting and talkin worse than a sailor audibly was her.
apparently my brother and i shared the exact same thought and mumbled
"pop goes the weasel"
we were 17 and 16 ..
:blink::rofl:


That was a wonderful memory..ty for sharing it.

I can't believe I am sharing this one...I was 9 but still to this date...It still makes my cheeks go 100 shades of red....Smiling!

I was very ill when I was small due to a parisitic twin that was removed...As a result of hospital stays..I truely grew to love any medical happenings and wanted to be a nurse when I was small.

One day I was playing nurse...But I didn't have a patient so I pretended I was both...I would say, It is time for your surgery now and as a result...I used a mask to put (ME) to sleep.
As I was doing so, my brother walked in and freakkkkked out! I was thinking he was possessed and I didn't have a clue why.
He was yelling..Get that damn thing off your face!!!!! And yelling for mom to get in there now!

It became a physical war zone..me protecting my mask,him trying to take it.

Once mom came in..All became clear...She was in shock so it seemed...lol
She told me to put it down...Of course I asked why?

OMG! She actually told me...It was my brothers sports cup!!!! Yuckyyyyyy!

I through it acrossed the room and ran crying...lol

That has been a life long tease for my brother to tell at parties..Yippie!
But now it holds much value since hes gone!

[Rook]

OMG..:spit:
I would probably never be able to live that down either..
thanx for sharing that..
:bouquet:

[Lady Pamela]

Ok..Get reday to Smile!
This is two of my girls just being silly!
Thought I would share....Enjoy






YouTube- Lesbian BarbieGirl

[Butterbean]

Hy gave me the most romantic kiss ever and hys lips never even touched mine.


:amsmiling:

[Lady Pamela]

Food For Thought!

You deside for yourself what you think.

CLICK BELOW TO SEE:

YouTube- Creepy! U.S Dollar bills (5, 20,50,100) contains hidden pictures!

[Rook]

some of those in that "Soul Train" time capsule boggle me tonight, have one of them fuckers try dancin like that now....or dress like it...:dance2:
and btw... david bowie looked like an emaciated vampiric corpse..:scarytv:
She's currently humming to some songs, and I find it odd how I know the words to a few..
i mumbled to mum while she sang along to elton, then David, " i cant understand for the life of me how u guys loved that bastard...the songs are cool...but.." and mum quickly said "Excuse me, i never found that fucker cute...except in labyrinth"
Which of course, I had to say the following
"he wore tight tight pants that showed more than i cared to see as a child ":hatsmoke::flyingweed:
she did grin and I quickly did the "ew" shudder
:weedsmoke::blah:

[Leigh]

It is normal to have some type of sibling rivalry...Those actions usually change when the growth process happens...I will say this though.
Just food for thought:

I love my sibling dearly..I came from a family where I had 13 siblings.
I loved each and every one but in diffrent ways...Often they rubbed me wrong or I them. It wasn't untill we became older that we realized that what we were doing was damaging .

Then unfortubately, I lost 2 of my brother ..One from an accident and one was murdered.

Wow...All of a sudden it became clear to me...Even those moments of tourment were cherrished memories...But I was so gald I had changed that by the time they were gone....Ya know?

You never know if your words or actions to another will be the last done or spoken!

Its amazing to Me how even just a simple memory can last a lifetime, especially when that said person is no longer alive. Every day could be our last, so we must live every moment to its fullest just incase we have no more moments left :)

[Rook]

yesterday some sorority chick I barely remember told me "I don't get you..." and I had this funky "wtf" expression apparently on my face:wtf:..so she elaborates "to my knowledge u have incredibly gorgeous Hair, almost like, a shiny orange, and every time u come to this store...every time, you're wearing some hat that almost covers the whole thing, I mean like, If I had that hair, I'd flaunt it, it's criminal"-gum pops/cash register chimes-...All I could think of was "thanks a lot valley girl":balloon:, but I'm a nice guy and said "Thanks, I'll keep that in mind b4 leaving the house"
:2butch::blah:

[Leigh]

YouTube- The Gummy Bear Song - Long English Version

[Lady Pamela]

Just wanted to share one of my older poems:

~**~Silently Waiting~**~

Beneath the moon I sit in wonderment of where you are this very moment.

Thinking of all the beautiful things we will have to say when we connect.

Visualizing the beauty that we will create together, once in each others arms.

Looking at the moon in full and knowing that as I look at it, you are doing the same at that very moment.


Understanding we have purpose and have been drawn together, by a much
greater force than our own.

It is through these reflection's that I feel you deeply within my soul.

And await the day that you and I shall embrace, and look deeply into each others eyes.

And feel within our core, the devine connection and true meaning to our love.

With loving thoughts and anxious heart...

I sit, " Silently Awaiting!!! "

© Lady Pamela



http://www.touchamemory.com/waiting/waiting_image.jpg

[Enchantress]

I believe that if I don't stop losing my glasses that I may lose my mind. Oh yes and I'm wondering what in the world posessed me to put little sea shells in my *spare* glasses case. Leading me to believe that I may have an extra pair only to have my hopes dashed when I opened it to find said little sea shells. Seriously?

[Rook]

y'know
There should be a warning "if you're trying to convince someone to join facebook....and they grudgingly agree? RUN !!!! RUN LIKE THE WIND !!!!:runforhills:....they will become more obsessed with detail than a haredi during Sabbath, they will go apeshit on your ass if they feel u neglect your pets, your garden, your farm, and lord have mercy on u if U dont drop everything.....for a golden egg"
:sadangel:

[Jet]

I love stuff like this. This guy broke a record replicating a building in China.

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr257/lionoflionsman/Picture10-1.png

[Rook]

What's kinda funky is, do you realize how Pissed off he'd get, if someone sneezed or tripped?
:huhlaugh:
reminds me of "the toy"....when richard pryor fucked up jackie gleasan's dominos

[Enchantress]

I found my glasses! Which is ever so important considering I have a lot of studying to do.

Hallelujah!

[Diva]

I love my vacuum cleaner......and Fuji apples with kosher salt.....

[Gemme]

I love my vacuum cleaner......and Fuji apples with kosher salt.....





Salt on your apples? Hmmmm...:thinking: Usually, I put peanut butter on my apples (when I don't eat them as is).

I put salt on my watermelon, so why not? Sugar on my cantalope, too.

I'll have to try it.

[Butterbean]

When I was a kid, I used to catch them at night.

But never to bottle them.

I wanted to feel their wings on my fingertips.

[Enchantress]

..it might be fun to step through the looking glass...

[Lady Pamela]

Good Morning/Afternoon everyone...I wanted to stop in and tell everyone Thank you so very much for all your prayers/thoughts/energies and comfort sent our way...It really warmed my heart. Thank you from my family as well. Sending some LOVE back your way.

Update:
My son is stable but may need another brain operation
My daughter is under watch but is currently in Labor "Yippieeee"
My grandaughter who was hit by a car is stable but her leg is so bad she will have to go to bone speacialist before we know what will happen.



OK!...Now for....My post for the day....



It is actually a challenge to everyone...

It is a personal journey of gratitude.

To know and awake yours.

( And no it doesn't cost anything..lol )

Requirements needed are:

To be able to read an email,

To be able to accept 1 email a day for 42 days...lol

And to devote just a few minutes to yourself per day..I do mean a few.



Ready?



Ok..Here is the link...On this page you can sign up for it.



But make sure to click on the movie too ok?



http://www.gogratitude.com/



:elefant:

Have fun.



http://aura1.gaia.com/photos/3/20393/large/gratitude_symbol_large.jpg

[Leigh]

Woohoo the sun it out, and spring is on its way :)

[Rook]

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?' ~ Anonymous
:3butch:

[SuperFemme]

I am honoring my pinky swear and going outside. :toypony:

[Lady Pamela]

I found my glasses! Which is ever so important considering I have a lot of studying to do.

Hallelujah!


For you Enchantress...Smile



http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q22/sunnyblue_photos/Hallelujah.jpg

[AtLast]

Why would anyone over the age of 12 wear a T that has Who Farted on the front? ARGH....

[Soft*Silver]

are you viewing the People of Wal Mart site again? :cheesy:

Why would anyone over the age of 12 wear a T that has Who Farted on the front? ARGH....

[Rook]

i've seen worse t-shirts....

http://tshirthell.vo.llnwd.net/e1/shirts/products/a1335/a1335_thumb.jpg

http://tshirthell.vo.llnwd.net/e1/shirts/products/a401/a401_thumb.jpg

[Soft*Silver]

smacking my forehead... :|

call me old...call me old fashioned...but I just cant believe the crassness that is socially acceptable today. Its vulgar and the only virtue I see it holding for people who indulge in it, is shock value. And then I wonder why they need to create shock? Is it more about what they want from the rest of us than it is about what they want for themselves?

I just know i grew up in a generation where women werent allowed to wear pants to public school and boys wore nice shirts and pants with a tie when they took girls out. The t shirts and crazed fashions I see people wearing now makes me regret the invasion of rock and roll...for you see...I believe it was the demise of the american culture and the end of family values... :deepthoughts::deepthoughts::deepthoughts::rant::r ant::rant::bandkiss::beatles:




i've seen worse t-shirts....

http://tshirthell.vo.llnwd.net/e1/shirts/products/a1335/a1335_thumb.jpg

http://tshirthell.vo.llnwd.net/e1/shirts/products/a401/a401_thumb.jpg

[Gemme]

I am honoring my pinky swear and going outside. :toypony:

Pinky swears are binding agreements! :flyaway:



Softness, I don't think rock 'n roll created the downward spiral our society has been on for a while now. I sincerely doubt one single event led to where we are now.

I've actually compared music from a couple of decades ago to music now and the difference in crassness and general shock value is very apparent. Obviously, this isn't scientific and has a pretty high DUH! factor, but bear with me.

For example, the rock band Cinderella had a very popular song called "Shake Me." It was, of course, about sex. But nowhere in the lyrics does it call women a ho or bitch or talk about wanting to grab parts of their anatomy. See below:

All right yea
I met this girl around quarter to ten
We made it once she said "make me again"
She wrapped her love around me all night long
In the mornin' we were still goin' strong

Now let me tell ya it sure feels good
First time I saw that girl I knew it would
Now let me tell ya it sure felt right
No pullin' teeth she didn't want to fight she said

Shake me
All night
She said
Shake me
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake me
All night
She said
All night long
All night long baby

Screamed and scratched and rolled out of the bed
I never really got her out of my head
And now and then she makes those social calls
Gives me a squeeze gets me kickin' the walls

Now let me tell ya it still feels tight
And we were shakin' after every bite
I feel her comin' in the middle of the night
screamin' higher

Shake me
All night
She said
Shake me
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake me
All night
She said
Shake me
ooo yea

All night, keep the fire burnin' cause we're doin' all right
All night, come on and shake it right

Shake me
Shake me
Shake me
Shake me
Shake me
All night
She said
Shake me
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake me
All night
She said
Shake me
ooo yea

Shake me
Shake me
Shake me
Shake me
Shake me

Now take Eminem's song "Ass Like That" to compare it to. See below:

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

What the Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)

Both songs are sexually motivated, but what a difference makes from the late 80s...early 90s (I don't remember exactly when "Shake Me" came out) to the 2000s in how that is represented.

I'm not saying that things haven't gotten out of hand with music and that the shock value hasn't skyrocketed. I agree that both things are true. I just don't think that music is the sole culprit in our demise as a courteous and respectful society. I mean, has anyone SEEN reality TV nowadays? :blink:

[Write14u]

smacking my forehead... :|

call me old...call me old fashioned...but I just cant believe the crassness that is socially acceptable today. Its vulgar and the only virtue I see it holding for people who indulge in it, is shock value. And then I wonder why they need to create shock? Is it more about what they want from the rest of us than it is about what they want for themselves?

I just know i grew up in a generation where women werent allowed to wear pants to public school and boys wore nice shirts and pants with a tie when they took girls out. The t shirts and crazed fashions I see people wearing now makes me regret the invasion of rock and roll...for you see...I believe it was the demise of the american culture and the end of family values... :deepthoughts::deepthoughts::deepthoughts::rant::r ant::rant::bandkiss::beatles:



But think of all the butches who were saved by being able to wear jeans. *grin*
Dresses on butches. Just not a pretty picture.

Randomness:
My dad and I put up a big vertical blind on the back sliding glass doors on my house today. My mom is so relieved. No more streaking past it on the way to the laundry room for me.
*grin*

[Rook]

:dance2::dance2:
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
:innocent::formalbow:

[Soft*Silver]

[QUOTE=Write14u;66384]But think of all the butches who were saved by being able to wear jeans. *grin*
Dresses on butches. Just not a pretty picture.

[COLOR="DarkRed"]Oh I am glad women were allowed to wear pants...trust me...I was tired of feeling the snow blow up my dress when I stood outside for the bus in January. I dont think we as a culture went downhill because we were allowed to wear pants. We lept from the Cliff of Saneness with the Beatles and the british invasion. As for butches wearing dresses..oh lord...I am SO glad that era is over! That would be like me packing a small boy in my panties...:::shivering..NO thank you anyways.. but you get my point...right?

[AtLast]

[QUOTE=Write14u;66384]But think of all the butches who were saved by being able to wear jeans. *grin*
Dresses on butches. Just not a pretty picture.
COLOR][/B]

[COLOR="Navy"]Overall, I agree with you, however a butch wore a kilt at our Winter Ball here a couple of weeks ago and it looked great! Also, there was a butch from India in traditional formal Indian wear for men and again, fantastic! Both certainly were butch!

[Soft*Silver]

[quote=softness;66408]

Overall, I agree with you, however a butch wore a kilt at our Winter Ball here a couple of weeks ago and it looked great! Also, there was a butch from India in traditional formal Indian wear for men and again, fantastic! Both certainly were butch!

OOOOOOO? I wanna see!!!

[Semantics]

What downward spiral?


I've never really understand the argument that society is worse off than it used to be.

I'm a lot less concerned about some kids wearing crass t-shirts than I would have been during the time when there was segregation and it was socially acceptable to use racist language.

[Gemme]

What downward spiral?


I've never really understand the argument that society is worse off than it used to be.

I'm a lot less concerned about some kids wearing crass t-shirts than I would have been during the time when there was segregation and it was socially acceptable to use racist language.


I think some of the concerns and issues are different, but yes, I think it's worse than it was. Back in the day, parents felt safe in the knowledge that neighbors and friends would look out for their kids and let them play from daylight to dark all over the neighborhood. Now? How far do parents let their children get before panic sets in? There's a reason for that.

The tee shirts don't bother me very much. As to the racist language, it's still being used. Blatantly. Proudly. In many areas. Whether it's deemed socially acceptable doesn't mean a hill 'o beans to those that use it.

People had more respect for one another then, in their own social circles specifically. Manners were taught. Parents didn't have to worry about kids hearing vulgar language on the streets or radio as much as they do now. As far as we have come, I think some steps have been taken backwards.

[Write14u]

[quote=softness;66408]

Overall, I agree with you, however a butch wore a kilt at our Winter Ball here a couple of weeks ago and it looked great! Also, there was a butch from India in traditional formal Indian wear for men and again, fantastic! Both certainly were butch!
I think those are both pretty awesome. And I'd have no problem whatsoever wearing a kilt. I'd do it! I'm just glad it's no longer a case of butches having to fit what society deems ALL women must wear. I love the individuality for women all along the spectrum, for butches and femmes and anyone else.

[QUOTE=Write14u;66384]But think of all the butches who were saved by being able to wear jeans. *grin*
Dresses on butches. Just not a pretty picture.

Oh I am glad women were allowed to wear pants...trust me...I was tired of feeling the snow blow up my dress when I stood outside for the bus in January. I dont think we as a culture went downhill because we were allowed to wear pants. We lept from the Cliff of Saneness with the Beatles and the british invasion. As for butches wearing dresses..oh lord...I am SO glad that era is over! That would be like me packing a small boy in my panties...:::shivering..NO thank you anyways.. but you get my point...right?

What downward spiral?


I've never really understand the argument that society is worse off than it used to be.

I'm a lot less concerned about some kids wearing crass t-shirts than I would have been during the time when there was segregation and it was socially acceptable to use racist language.

[COLOR="YellowGreen"]
I think some of the concerns and issues are different, but yes, I think it's worse than it was. Back in the day, parents felt safe in the knowledge that neighbors and friends would look out for their kids and let them play from daylight to dark all over the neighborhood. Now? How far do parents let their children get before panic sets in? There's a reason for that.

The tee shirts don't bother me very much. As to the racist language, it's still being used. Blatantly. Proudly. In many areas. Whether it's deemed socially acceptable doesn't mean a hill 'o beans to those that use it.

People had more respect for one another then, in their own social circles specifically. Manners were taught. Parents didn't have to worry about kids hearing vulgar language on the streets or radio as much as they do now. As far as we have come, I think some steps have been taken backwards.

A trade-off, no?
I think some things have gone downhill, particularly as there have been more two-parent working homes and lesss time spent with kids. And I'll even throw in the unbelievable spoiling of kids and the way few seem to have a solid work ethic.

There are a lot of things that are better these days.

But mostly, everything still needs work.

[Kenna]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/22/road-sign-1.jpg

[Soft*Silver]

[QUOTE=Gemme;66549][SIZE="3"]
The tee shirts don't bother me very much. As to the racist language, it's still being used. Blatantly. Proudly. In many areas. Whether it's deemed socially acceptable doesn't mean a hill 'o beans to those that use it.

[B][COLOR="DarkRed"]I became sensitive to what is on tshirts when i was raising my child. People out and about would wear the crassist sayings..or worse...pictures on their Ts. And there I was with a super inquisitive kid who took every detail in of the world...and wanted to know what it meant...or why they said that. And of course my child did not have alot of filters (she gets it honestly. Her momma is outspoken too) and sometimes she would stomp her little femme foot and shout out "thats WRONG!" or something there of. I can laugh about it now, but I think about the other kids who saw those shirts and had no one around to explain cultural values. And it gets me too, that we put some stuff on kids shirts...I have seen little girls wearing some things that made me stop dead in my tracks and stare at the impossible...in my world, no one would let a 8 year old wear something about partying down...

oh well..I am old and wicked in my sensibilities. To each his or her own...

[Gemme]

A trade-off, no?
I think some things have gone downhill, particularly as there have been more two-parent working homes and lesss time spent with kids. And I'll even throw in the unbelievable spoiling of kids and the way few seem to have a solid work ethic.

There are a lot of things that are better these days.

But mostly, everything still needs work.

Work, yes. I absolutely agree with that.

I won't get into the spoiling of children nowadays because it rubs me raw in all the wrong places. People let 5 year olds run around at night around these parts. Disgusting.

[AtLast]

Interesting how my T shirt statement went off into all these areas!

Concerning crass things on T's .... I don't like it. Why people think they can walk around with something that could be offensive to others is just another example of how narcissistic and rude our society has become. People don't seem to realize there are other people in the world! Manners don't seem to be very important any longer. Frankly, I don't really care to listen to someone using foul language all of the time. It's more about respect for others, commom courtesy..... than anything else.

Parents seem to have forgotten that its OK to say No to their kids! Or, that being a parent is a friendship. It isn't.

Of course I would have more of a problem with racist, sexist, etc. sayings on T's.....

[Gemme]

Broccoli and raisin salad is yummy. :tease:

[Soft*Silver]

Broccoli and raisin salad is yummy. :tease:

reaching for my Tums just for reading about it!

[Andrew, Jr.]

Wanting summertime to come sooner than later. I can hardly wait! :tanning:

[Jeep]

Screwed up my back today.. Praying it's not anything I need a Dr. for since I have no insurance.
Was supposed to start a painting job tomorrow.
How the hell am I gonna pay off my Jeep with no job?
:crap: Crap. :crap:

:overreaction:

[Write14u]

Two cafe au laits today. And I even made them myself. (Sometimes I'm just too lazy, but usually, I'm running out the door, late as always, with no time to steam the milk).

[Soft*Silver]

there is a damn big fly in the room...I am gunning for it... :fastdraq:

[Diva]

Building community.....one heterosexual at a time.... ;)

[Rook]

Wow...
"Her Name was Steven" on CNN is a rather impressive eye opener
:glasses:

[Diva]

Transparency....in all of its forms....intrigues me.




:sheep:

[Gemme]

Transparency....in all of its forms....intrigues me.




:sheep:

I like nekkidity too.

:p

[Jeep]

I love my kitties!! And my adopted kitties! And random kitties I meet in strange and unusual places.

[Gemme]

I saw a huge raccoon walking around today....it crossed the street in front of me in broad daylight. Not good!

[Butterbean]

It's Monday night. Intervention and Hoarders. A&E rocks on Mondays!

[Enchantress]

I have things to do, places to go, bills to pay and class work to read. Am I doing any of it? Nope. Instead I'm simply staring off into space. Is this helpful? Nope. That is all.

[Rook]

bored....
boredboredbored...
~blows tuft of bangs~
:thud:

[Leigh]

Damn tooth hurts and I got gallbladder pain again

[Soft*Silver]

offering Braedan w cuppa hot tea with some brandy and honey...

[sylvie]

i love to color..
i have my own coloring books & crayons..
it's relaxing & fun!

[Write14u]

I love eating breakfast for dinner.

[Soft*Silver]

LOL..Write...I had blueberry pancakes for dinner!

[Enchantress]

I wonder what it would be like to be a character in a Dr. Seuss book. Would I talk in rhyme all the time?

[moxie]

Do Girl Scout cookies help with insomnia?
Let's see if they do.

[Write14u]

LOL..Write...I had blueberry pancakes for dinner!

I had scrambled eggs, oatmeal and toast with apple butter.
It's meatless monday, so no turkey bacon today.

[Write14u]

This might be the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I thought it needed to be revisited.

And just remember: Don't go ninja-ing nobody that don't need no ninja-ing.
*grin*
YouTube- Boone County Ninja

[Strappie]

Why is it when we "really" need to find something we can never find it.

I'm sure it's cause I put it in a spot that I knew I wouldn't forget were it was!

[Jet]

My pal Mel called today and wants to go to Florida and relax on the beach. i told her i would go...

[Leigh]

offering Braedan w cuppa hot tea with some brandy and honey...

Aww thanks hun, this double whammy for pain is getting annoying :annoyed:

I had scrambled eggs, oatmeal and toast with apple butter.
It's meatless monday, so no turkey bacon today.

Mmmmm damn that sounds good :thumbsup:

[Write14u]

Aww thanks hun, this double whammy for pain is getting annoying :annoyed:



Mmmmm damn that sounds good :thumbsup:

Braedon, it was totally awesome...I love it!

And to answer a question, Meatless Monday is something I jumped into a month or so ago. For meat eaters, it's a pledge to go meatless one day a week to reduce environmental impact. Plus, it's healthier.
More info if you're interested. (http://www.meatlessmonday.com)

[Gemme]

This might be the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I thought it needed to be revisited.

And just remember: Don't go ninja-ing nobody that don't need no ninja-ing.
*grin*
YouTube- Boone County Ninja (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3eNx0LBrmY)

*roflmao*

You are SO wrong for this!

:giggle:

Oh, and don't ferget to not use this on yer kids nor yer dogs either. :blink:

[Enchantress]

I'm waiting for a green banana kinda day...

[Rook]

if u saw Desperate housewives sunday...or saturday night.....probably sunday...you'd know that Susan catches Katherine with the ex-stripper in a morning-after kiss....she proceeds to tell her boyfriend that Katherine is a "leprechaun", Which of course, her boyfriend stares like she lost her fucking mind, It was rather funny....cuz the guy dated katherine, and he is now having masculinity issues ....dealing with katherine's "leprechaun" status, she didnt help much, and he blurted "Are you implying I screw like a woman?"..
don't ask why I watch this show...please...lol
{there's plenty of gay/lesbian subject matter in it}
So yeah, in the lexicon of lesbianism, it's no longer Lebanese....
We're leprechauns :spit:

[Enchantress]

I love the smell of Fabuloso cleaner (the purple one) and don't think the world can have enough of it!

[Lady Pamela]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h184/born2bdiffrient/divacertificate.jpg

[sylvie]

watching American Idol, its Rolling Stones night!
some good performances so far!

[Write14u]

I keep using the wrong pan for my scrambled eggs. It leaves quite the mess.

[Lady Pamela]

Just for fun.
Here is a old game.

Do you rememeber it?
Here is the link.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/neave/frogger?sfa=permalink





http://www.atariage.com/development/screenshots/s_Frogger_1.png

[Leigh]

Well lets see, I slept for four hours and woke up to go pee ........ then I take a pill for My throbbing mouth (damn toothache) then lay in bed for 1 1/2 hrs before saying "fuck it" and coming online :blink:

*OY* This is gonna be some kinda day, I can already feel it :computer2:

[Enchantress]

It's early. Too early in fact. I find this time of day (especially after a restless nights sleep) to be cruel and unusual punishment. I have been up for 48 minutes and I've yet to blow dry my hair. I need coffee. That is all.

This message brought to you by an extremely catatonic girl

[Write14u]

I will add to the others and say that as a night owl, I do not enjoy being awake at this time.

[NJFemmie]

I think I work with a bunch of baboons.

[NJFemmie]

Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

[Apocalipstic]

Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.


If I had only known (and been able to afford) my current stylist back in High School and College, my life would have been entirely different. :bowdown:

[NJFemmie]

If I had only known (and been able to afford) my current stylist back in High School and College, my life would have been entirely different. :bowdown:

See? I knew you would understand.

[Butterbean]

Today seems like a perfect day to take a long drive through the country. I have a secret route that knocks out cell signal and yields maximum wildlife viewings. <---beautiful combo