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11-10-2009, 07:12 AM

I hate going to the DR.. like with the passion of ten million burning suns...

But I'm not that fond of the NAGGGING pain right around the location of my left sinues..

The alt is to rip all the teeth out on the left side of my face...

I'm not enjoying that thought...

So.. I will pay for someone to tell me what I know is already wrong with me, so I can argue a 10 day vs 14 day script (because someone else knows my body, so much better than me..) so I can kill the infection and toss my body out of balance.....

Not loving the entire Idea...

Bit

11-10-2009, 07:30 AM

....the small print at the bottom of the screen informed me that the model's lashes had been 'enhanced' with fake lashes?

Huh?

They ADMITTED it??!!!!!

Quick somebody, is the devil engaged in snowball fights or something?!

Wow.
~~~~~~~~~

Hope you feel better soon, Ms. Cyn.

Eddie

11-10-2009, 02:45 PM

I think I need a new pair of work shoes.

cara

11-10-2009, 03:41 PM

One of the Trustees I work for got a scam letter in the mail from Malaysia today. It was a letter about working for a bank and finding a gazillion dollars of uninherited money and if we send them all sortsa information and not tell anyone we are doing it, they will give us 30% of the money they've found. Do people really respond to these letters?

Words

11-10-2009, 04:05 PM

They ADMITTED it??!!!!!

Quick somebody, is the devil engaged in snowball fights or something?!

Wow.
~~~~~~~~~

I guess they have to by law Bit....I can't imagine them doing it voluntarily.

Which brings me to my second random post of the day...

It's law in the UK that in order to have a working TV in the house, you have to buy an annual license costing somewhere in the region of $200. Yet tonight - as is becoming increasingly common - there's not a single thing worth watching.:mad:

Just_G

11-10-2009, 04:37 PM

Lady Jewel

11-10-2009, 04:48 PM

Just wanted to inform the public at large, that Vegas is NOT exciting if you live here. The queer community is very fractured, and unless you like to hang out at bars, its hard to connect with other queer folk. Oh and those of us that live here...HATE that "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" commercial LOL.

Jewel )Who is so NOT the Vegas Chamber of Commerce or Visitors Bureau)

Diva

11-10-2009, 05:13 PM

I like our city's tag line: Keep Austin Weird

I mean c'mon....is that great or WHAT!?!?!?! :D

Diva

11-10-2009, 05:14 PM

Oh.

I almost forgot.....

Happy "Winter Weather Awareness" Day......... :rolleyes:

Just_G

11-10-2009, 05:56 PM

Austin is Southwest Airlines' featured destination right now....it even says "see why they are keepin' it wierd" on the list of things about Austin.

PoeticWitch

11-10-2009, 06:38 PM

I miss Austin.. you should never had posted that.. I might have to go... omg omg omg! *HUGS for all the Austin Peeps*

Semantics

11-10-2009, 06:58 PM

I won $5 in a bet today because my friend didn't believe that octopi have beaks.

bonne-maman

11-10-2009, 07:37 PM

Lillian Vernon found me. I just got my 1st LV catalog in several years. What monogrammed product should I buy?

Diva

11-10-2009, 07:39 PM

Do You think people actually USE bump~its?
Maybe Lillian Vernon has them.
Maybe Lillian monograms.

:cool:

Diva

11-10-2009, 08:19 PM

Sue Sylvester: You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express.

Destination? HORROR.

If You don't watch "Glee", You won't get that.....I heart Sue Sylvester.

~Diva

Gemme

11-10-2009, 08:23 PM

I heart Glee.

Almost as much as I heart push em up bras.

But either way, that's a lot of heart.

Random

11-10-2009, 08:24 PM

Do You think people actually USE bump~its?
Maybe Lillian Vernon has them.

Bump-its fasinate me..

Lillian Vernon has killer mooomooos..

Just saying..

Diva

11-10-2009, 09:02 PM

Bump-its fasinate me..

Lillian Vernon has killer mooomooos..

Just saying..

I need a tissue.....I love The Lillian.....

I think we've bonded.....thank You.....:D

cara

11-11-2009, 12:54 AM

The Work finally caught onto The Planet and blocked it today. *sigh*

Thank goodness I can still access it on my phone! :D

PoeticWitch

11-11-2009, 04:37 AM

I am awake... at 5am!!!! this is just wrong!!! *wonders if she could fall back to sleep again*

blackboot

11-11-2009, 05:33 AM

Octopi are a side dish here. I just can't do it.

Legendryder

11-11-2009, 05:35 AM

Social networking has one huge flaw.............whacko exes find you and send you messages. ICK.

Jet

11-11-2009, 05:47 AM

I can't stand pina colada and wouldn't you that the last big bottle of antacids I bought tasted like pina colada.:mad:

Niteshift

11-11-2009, 05:59 AM

Is it possible for my head to explode if the other people don't shut up?

Legendryder

11-11-2009, 06:00 AM

Yes. But just think, you won't be around to clean up the mess. Bonus!!!

Niteshift

11-11-2009, 06:49 AM

Has anyone else ever seen the clock turn back at the end of a shift? The last hour is actually nearly two hours. I swear, the hands just turned back by 5 minutes. :eek:

bonne-maman

11-11-2009, 06:54 AM

Do You think people actually USE bump~its?
Maybe Lillian Vernon has them.
Maybe Lillian monograms.

:cool:

What are Bum pits?

My dog has become a larger nuisance (in terms of overnight dates) than my children.

PoeticWitch

11-11-2009, 08:12 AM

falling down the stairs really early in the morning.. not such a good thing.. specially when you are completely alone in a very large house... if I had broken a leg.. how would I get help?

Arwen

11-11-2009, 08:30 AM

I have a book on octopi. This is because one day I am going to get a tattoo of one to go with my Manta Ray.

Words

11-11-2009, 08:52 AM

There are as of this moment 218 members of BFP.

Active members (or so it would seem).

That is a LOT, considering it's such a new site.

Group hug anyone?:)

Words

Softly

11-11-2009, 09:18 AM

*group hug*

I have a upset tummy and I all I want to do it eat
eat eat!

Lady Jewel

11-11-2009, 09:40 AM

Why do I HAVE to be the grownup??

PoeticWitch

11-11-2009, 10:12 AM

*group hug* YAY!

um why do you have to be the grown up? so stop being the grown up if ya dont wanna be...

I really really hurt from the fall this morning... I think it is epson salt bathtime...

Just_G

11-11-2009, 10:35 AM

I am over Southwest offering DING fares to everywhere but where I want to go dammit! Come ON Southwest...WORK WITH ME! :rolleyes:

D-Money

11-11-2009, 10:53 AM

got an A- on my 2nd History of Musical Theatre exam! yay!

PoeticWitch

11-11-2009, 11:02 AM

congrats d-money

um... I still wanna go to Austin... where is it you wanna go?

D-Money

11-11-2009, 01:53 PM

congrats d-money

um... I still wanna go to Austin... where is it you wanna go?

thanks!

answer to your question: Greece ... or Egypt ... or Versailles ;)

Jet

11-11-2009, 02:08 PM

Why on earth would I rush out and buy the 'absolutelybestestlongestandthickestnottomentionmo stnaturallookingeyelashesinalltheworld' mascara I saw advertised on TV last night when the small print at the bottom of the screen informed me that the model's lashes had been 'enhanced' with fake lashes?

Huh?

ha ha ha ha....sounds like they did the old bait n' switch ad trick. Thought that went out with Ogilvey & Mather when they were still pups on Madison Avenue.

PoeticWitch

11-11-2009, 03:05 PM

ok this really hurts... falling down a flight of stairs really really SUCKS!!! it feels like my leg is going to fall off!.. that or I wish it would... I live in a three story house (not including the basement), how am I suppose to take care of it when I can't get up the flipping stairs!?!?!? I can't even sit in a chair long... can't find the laptop... my roommates who are both out of the state currently aren't answering their phones... what a day!!!!

btw.. I still think the ghosts of my house are trying to kill me.. the house is well over 100yrs old... dont try telling me there aren't any ghosts here...

who wants to come play nurse? and housekeeper? and animal feeder?

Just_G

11-11-2009, 03:11 PM

I ran with scissors today....and did not fall....and did not poke in my eye! I have had a rebellious kind of day and I feel great! :D

Tommi

11-11-2009, 03:33 PM

G is a real cut up :p

Diva

11-11-2009, 03:37 PM

The butterfly bush in my back yard is working! :D

Bit

11-11-2009, 03:55 PM

Hello.

What? Oh, not random enough?

I took a shower today, snuck right into the bathroom when no one was looking and took it--didn't even share it with anyone, just hogged it all to myself and used the whole thing up. Not giving it back, either.... I was feelin' kinda dog-in-the-manger-ish, so I sent the leftovers down the drain.

:cool:

Bit

11-11-2009, 04:14 PM

Well I suppose it depends on how tightly you fastened them to the tree to begin with, Jack... I'd imagine if they're on there good enough to stay put as ornaments, pulling on one would topple the tree.

Never knew anyone who used them as ornaments before, although I have seen miniature tools for tree decorations... Bet Gryph and Nick would love decorating a tree THAT way. ;)

Gemme

11-11-2009, 08:24 PM

My housemate has apples for the tree ornaments. Apples. And they're not even REAL. I'd prefer guns, I think. At least guns come with a built in hangy thingy where the trigger is. :D

Um, unloaded, of course. :eek:

Guns and popcorn strings. I say do it.

Tommi

11-11-2009, 08:27 PM

Leigh

11-11-2009, 10:16 PM

Randomly posting things?

I love just sitting on My ass at work and calling people, a change from taking calls, AND getting paid for it too :)

As Brent Wagner says on the show Pass Time, "Cash is Good"

Diva

11-12-2009, 12:08 AM

I hate hanging curtains.
But once they're hung, I'm glad I did it.
They don't scream long. :eek:

Semantics

11-12-2009, 06:19 AM

Last night I had a nightmare about synchronized swimmers.

The all looked like Bette Davis in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

:eek:

Eddie

11-12-2009, 10:06 AM

I had a favorite coffee mug. It broke the other day. Coffee just doesn't taste the same in a different mug now.

Softhearted

11-12-2009, 11:14 AM

Random stuff, ok, well I miss being kissed and kissing someone, it has been more than a year the last time I kissed... :(

Diva

11-12-2009, 11:39 AM

Last night's "Glee" was SO amazing.....

Recap: One of the members of Glee club is in a wheel chair...long story short, he felt "less than", so the director made every member of the group be in a wheel chair, too. It was a great and powerful teachable moment.

Another member of the Glee Club is gay and wanted to audition for a song that was traditionally sung by a girl. At first, he was told no. But then the kid's dad ~ a rough & tough, red~neck kinda guy ~ went to the school to fight for his son's rights. Again, powerful.

Of course, there is always Sue Sylvester.....Ya love to hate her.

It deals with SO much in such a brief amount of time. Great show ~ if You haven't seen it, check it out!

~Diva

Gemme

11-12-2009, 01:56 PM

Diva

11-12-2009, 02:28 PM

I'm going to write something......

"Miserable User: The Musical"

Cast of Characters

Glynn Close, reprising her Fatal Attraction role as the maniacal bitch with a knife

Freddy Krueger...yeah, well....

Homer Simpson.....there must be a character man in every musical, of course

Pee Wee Herman, playing the part of Harold, the inquistive neighbor

Flip Wilson as Geraldine....because the devil made her do it....I'm pretty certain she'll have a knife, too....why not?

This will be a great musical...hilarity will ensue...the Dance O' The Knives will especially be entertaining for one and all.....choreography by Steve Martin and Madonna (who have gracious agreed to combine their Happy Dance/Vogue dances.....with the knives)

Bring Your hankies because the surprise ending will leave You in tears.....

Programs will feature biographical information of the entire cast as well as various websites for the knives used.

clearly I have too much time on my hands.....

D-Money

11-12-2009, 02:38 PM

i <3 Capt'n Crunch :D

Gemme

11-12-2009, 02:46 PM

I was violated today. I demand pressies in order to prevent the breakdown of my fragile psyche. :rolleyes:

SuperFemme

11-12-2009, 02:52 PM

Gemmes fragile psyche makes my naughty bits tingle.

Gemme

11-12-2009, 02:54 PM

Gemmes fragile psyche makes my naughty bits tingle.

Wrap your naughty bits with a bow and I'll be happy.

Just_G

11-12-2009, 02:55 PM

Happy "Pizza with the works minus anchovies" Day!!

SuperFemme

11-12-2009, 02:58 PM

I will now use my super powers to cleanse thee.

Ben Dover

Paphigleo

11-12-2009, 03:19 PM

*perk*

naughty bits tingling?

I always come in late to the party!
:S

Gemme

11-12-2009, 03:25 PM

Righty, aka Big Bertha, is trying to escape! Mayday! Mayday! I repeat, Big Bertha is attempting to escape! :eek:

Just_G

11-12-2009, 04:05 PM

I just don't get it...perhaps I am just clueless....nothing makes sense....I'm confused. OY!

PoeticWitch

11-12-2009, 04:10 PM

PoeticWitch

11-12-2009, 04:11 PM

why does anything "have" to make "sense"?

evolveme

11-12-2009, 05:21 PM

If you find a dollar in your dryer, it's yours to make bets with as you please.

SSWA

Diva

11-12-2009, 05:39 PM

HAHAHA!! I wubbed you Diva!

I think I felt that.
I'm worried.

Mister Bent

11-12-2009, 05:46 PM

If you find a dollar in your dryer, it's yours to make bets with as you please.

SSWA

it's abundantly clear why you got laundry and I got litter box. Them cats ain't shittin no kinda gold.

Lady Jewel

11-12-2009, 05:51 PM

I didnt either. My daughter and I were discussing the show and I told her that I was glad that they finally showed Sues humanity. The big bad dyke routine was getting old.

Warmly,
Jewel

I didn't see the back story on Sue coming. Fantastic!

evolveme

11-12-2009, 07:27 PM

Cramps suck.

The end.

PoeticWitch

11-12-2009, 08:00 PM

Cramps suck.

The end.

I agree....

MrSunshine

11-12-2009, 08:01 PM

I have never seen so many padlocks whipped out in my life. The only thing missing over there is soap on a rope.:eek:

Diva

11-12-2009, 08:38 PM

They're saving that for the hangings.....

WILDCAT

11-12-2009, 08:45 PM

HOPE SO! If not, may I use it that way?!

Ramdom thoughts by WILDCAT:

Oui! CRAMPS SUCK!!!!!!!

Survivor was good tonight.

If I knew ice cream scoopers were really THAT good (functionally), I would have thought YEARS ago - that it just "wasn't about my muscle strength" then (ARGHHH!), and I wouldn't have bent and deformed so many spoons! Some were family heirlooms! :confused: (And see what turning "fiddy" does to ya... I hardly EVER kept ice cream here before that!!)

Tomorrow night starts the annual "Wizard of Oz" run on TBS, ya'll!!!

Signing out!

WILD

MrSunshine

11-12-2009, 09:01 PM

They're saving that for the hangings.....

This may be a little before your time butt......that is not what they do with the soap or the rope:eek:

Diva

11-12-2009, 09:04 PM

Then they're gonna warsh Your mouth out? :cool:

MrSunshine

11-12-2009, 09:07 PM

They're not getting near my mouth, or any other orifice for that matter.

Diva

11-12-2009, 09:10 PM

I love meatloaf l~o's.......

MrSunshine

11-12-2009, 09:14 PM

Oh Honey, they don't call it that anymore. It's just referred to as dick.

Diva

11-12-2009, 09:15 PM

Oh Honey, they call it that anymore. It's just referred to as dick.

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........

Not MY meatloaf!!! Mon DIEU! :eek:

Jet

11-12-2009, 09:32 PM

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/carrie-prejean-abruptly-leaves-larry-king-interview--785/

Lousy King interview with former Miss California, who denounces gay marriages among other things.

Eddie

11-12-2009, 09:38 PM

I think I should have named the thread "Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It EXCEPT For That Glee Show".

Diva

11-12-2009, 09:45 PM

Don't be a poopiehead..... :D

Eddie

11-12-2009, 11:31 PM

Don't be a poopiehead..... :D

Don't make me put that coat on and go over there and hug you!!

Diva

11-12-2009, 11:34 PM

Don't make me put that coat on and go over there and hug you!!

<giggling>
Muppet Explosion Alert!!!! :eek:

Paphigleo

11-13-2009, 03:56 AM

mmmmm homemade chicken noodle soup... does a body good..

soo glad cath insisted I take some along, I've eaten all three bowls since waking up thursday afternoon. Kida sad its gone, But I shall make more!

oOoOoOoOo next big batch of soup shall be veggie.. mmmmmmmm with crusty rolls and BUTTER!

*plotting*

Semantics

11-13-2009, 06:36 AM

The fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskevidekatriaphobia. :eek:

Lady Jewel

11-13-2009, 06:43 AM

Ms Dive, do you want to take him on, or shall I??? <grin>

Don't be a poopiehead..... :D

PoeticWitch

11-13-2009, 07:34 AM

I am a grumpy guss today... and I have decided I hate cell phones... well maybe all phones... why is it that when you can't hear because reception is bad the person talking to you gets mad at you? it isn't like I can control the flipping cell carrier and their towers or satellites... sheesh

ok that was my rant.. have a nice day.. ciao

NJFemmie

11-13-2009, 07:37 AM

I took a sleeping pill last night, and it made me extra-special crunchy today.
:mad: I'm tired, cranky and I want to go home!

MrSunshine

11-13-2009, 08:06 AM

I can no longer be held accountable for my actions after 6.p.m est. I have given in to the drugs. If you feel the need to reprimand me for anything that I may say after that time please post it publicly so I have something to read the following day. Thank You...

Scorp

11-13-2009, 09:01 AM

I love Skittles, but separate the green ones and toss them out. I don't like lime candy.

Gotta love Tasting the Rainbow ;)

Click here ~~> http://www.youtube.com/v/wMuwuiUEbSo

NJFemmie

11-13-2009, 09:56 AM

Note to self: (and anyone else interested)
Not a good idea to drive in rainy weather with the heat blasting while suffering the effects of an ambien hangover.

... just YAWN sayin ....

Eddie

11-13-2009, 10:13 AM

I wanted to get a $13 tattoo today but I know the lines are going to be long and I may not make it to work on time.

Just_G

11-13-2009, 02:12 PM

I have decided to be productive this weekend and not only clean up all the leaves in the yard (yes D-money, I know I am obsessed! ;)), but I am also going to build a roof over my patio door so when I am trying to find my keys and it is raining, I do not get completely soaked! :D

Tools and lumber are my therapy....:cool:

NJFemmie

11-13-2009, 02:35 PM

I can't wait to get home and have some of Mare's chicken soup.
mmmMMMMmmmm ...

Words

11-13-2009, 02:37 PM

Medusa just looked at me and said, "JACK!!! Dont pull a gun on the Christmas Tree"

:confused:

Hey, if Medusa can hang up little glitter covered ornaments that look like turds, you should be able to hang up guns.

It's only fair.

Leigh

11-13-2009, 03:20 PM

Hanging up gun ornaments is one thing, but maybe he was trying to kill the tree??

If so, then Medusa had every right to say that **nods**

girl_dee

11-13-2009, 04:56 PM

Diva has passed up Arwen as top poster..

:spank: <<< love the new smilie!

Leigh

11-13-2009, 05:34 PM

I noticed Diva passing Awen for top poster too Sassy -- I think its cool that they are posting so much :)

Arwen

11-13-2009, 05:36 PM

I'm utterly THRILLED that someone passed me up. Whew! The pressure was crazy. :):lips:

MsDemeanor

11-13-2009, 05:49 PM

I want to try out some of the new smilies

:argue::clap::censor::crap::rolleyes::lips:

I wonder how often I can get away with using the crap smilie *giggle*

We need a ROTFLMAO smilie *wink wink hint hint*

Mister Bent

11-13-2009, 05:52 PM

I will now use my super powers to cleanse thee.

Ben Dover

That's Mister Ben Dover.

- Bent (her over)

Tommi

11-13-2009, 08:08 PM

Tommi

11-13-2009, 08:09 PM

I was accused of trying to kill the tree. :confused:

Kinda funny, its a fake tree so I think its already dead.

Water well, and call me in the morning.:chainsaw:

Linus

11-13-2009, 08:15 PM

I'm utterly THRILLED that someone passed me up. Whew! The pressure was crazy. :):lips:

Does that mean that Diva topped you?? :cracked:

Gemme

11-13-2009, 09:58 PM

Topping.....mmmm, I like toppings. Cherries. Nuts. Whipped Cream. Oh, what I'd do for a ginormous sundae or banana split!

:elefant:

I want, I want, I WANT! :drool:

ZoeyJayne

11-13-2009, 10:03 PM

Do You think people actually USE bump~its?
Maybe Lillian Vernon has them.
Maybe Lillian monograms.

:cool:

I have a confession to make, I hang around two people that use Bump-its!!! I know its horrible I think I should be punished or something .... lol :spank:

Leigh

11-14-2009, 12:16 AM

I was accused of trying to kill the tree. :confused:

Kinda funny, its a fake tree so I think its already dead.

Well now, guess you'll have to have a talk with the person who accused you of killing the tree eh?

The nerve of some people :cuttree:

Does that mean that Diva topped you?? :cracked:

Now that could be very interesting :giggle:

Topping.....mmmm, I like toppings. Cherries. Nuts. Whipped Cream. Oh, what I'd do for a ginormous sundae or banana split!

:elefant:

I want, I want, I WANT! :drool:

That is not the kind of topping that I was thinking of but now that you mentioned it, I am now craving ice cream ............ phooey :sigh:

Eddie

11-14-2009, 12:09 PM

I had a dream this morning that I was choking on a piece of plastic and when I woke up I was choking. Creepy.:confused:

PoeticWitch

11-14-2009, 12:15 PM

Sometimes I wish I could tell you all my dreams.. they are very vivid... but they would most likely confuse you as much as they confuse me...

blackboot

11-14-2009, 12:41 PM

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and my pillow was gone.

PoeticWitch

11-14-2009, 12:57 PM

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and my pillow was gone.

I did that once.. then I got the bright idea that if my pillows were in a colorful pillowcase i wouldn't eat them...

(btw it was a nightmare for me to eat a marshmellow.. I dont like them what so ever!!!)

Jet

11-14-2009, 01:42 PM

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and my pillow was gone.

ha ha ha............

SassyLeo

11-14-2009, 01:46 PM

ummm :shocking:

http://www.forbes.com/2009/09/15/tax-court-deductions-prostitutes-medical-expenses-personal-finance-hookers.html

Jet

11-14-2009, 02:06 PM

I'm always alone on the holidays,
so this Thanksgiving I've decided to volunteer feeding the underpriviledged. (sp)
I think it would feel good to do something for someone else.
I'm calling churches and looking for kitchens, or maybe
through the Salvation Army.

D-Money

11-15-2009, 09:08 AM

mmm ... lying in her bed, in her t-shirt and boxers ... drinking coffee and listening to the rain on the window ... nothing to do but play on the lap top and nap til she comes home from work ... wishing everyone mornings like this :)

:loveletter:

MrSunshine

11-15-2009, 09:16 AM

ummm :shocking:

http://www.forbes.com/2009/09/15/tax-court-deductions-prostitutes-medical-expenses-personal-finance-hookers.html

Oh great! There goes that write off idea :eek:

PoeticWitch

11-15-2009, 09:31 AM

ummm :shocking:

http://www.forbes.com/2009/09/15/tax-court-deductions-prostitutes-medical-expenses-personal-finance-hookers.html

OMG! that was funny... and disturbing.. I dont know wether to laugh or get angry at the precieved stupidity of the man.. lol

Vlasta

11-15-2009, 10:46 AM

YouTube- Cat betrayed his Girlfriend !!

PoeticWitch

11-15-2009, 11:21 AM

the kitty video made me sad... but also for some reason I got the impression that both the kitties were male.. so maybe a gay couple? or two male friends fighting over a femme kitty? who knows...

Vlasta

11-15-2009, 11:32 AM

the kitty video made me sad... but also for some reason I got the impression that both the kitties were male.. so maybe a gay couple? or two male friends fighting over a femme kitty? who knows...

I am sorry that video made you sad .... it was a joke .... I got it from FB ..... I have a feeling not to post anything with such a large audience here . It seems impossible not to step on someone's toes .Lesson learned .

sorry .... I cannot delete it now .

Vlasta

Jet

11-15-2009, 11:36 AM

I am sorry that video made you sad .... it was a joke .... I got it from FB ..... I have a feeling not to post anything with such a large audience here . It seems impossible not to step on someone's toes .Lesson learned .

sorry .... I cannot delete it now .

Vlasta

I thought it clever has hell and made me laugh....great post!

Vlasta

11-15-2009, 11:40 AM

I thought it clever has hell and made me laugh....great post!

thank you ... I didn't mean to offend anyone ... my friends were thinking it was funny too .

have a great and relaxing Sunday :)

PoeticWitch

11-15-2009, 11:51 AM

thank you ... I didn't mean to offend anyone ... my friends were thinking it was funny too .

have a great and relaxing Sunday :)

oh dont worry about my toes.. it was funny.. just made me sad... I am a big girl and I am an adult.. I know you didn't do it to intentionally hurt me... besides you know just because one person doesn't like something doesn't mean everyone isn't going to like it... and you so didn't offend me... no worries okies?! I didn't mean to make you feel bad in anyway! you have a great Sunday.. and Early Happy Holidays!

Gemme

11-15-2009, 01:24 PM

This is my 100th post. :eyebat:

Eddie

11-16-2009, 02:20 PM

I love my little space heater :heartbeat:

Gemme

11-16-2009, 09:34 PM

I want to play jacks. The urge is growing and it's very irritating. As if I could lock up work and go across town to various stores, looking for a simple game of jacks to play. Or could I........:confused:

Diva

11-16-2009, 10:45 PM

YouTube- Cat betrayed his Girlfriend !! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELdX-dMw0L8)

I have seen this before....on FB, I think....it is ~without a doubt~one of THE funniest videos I have ever seen! Thanks for posting it here!

~Diva :musicnote:

Vlasta

11-16-2009, 11:13 PM

I have seen this before....on FB, I think....it is ~without a doubt~one of THE funniest videos I have ever seen! Thanks for posting it here!

~Diva :musicnote:

I was cracking up on this ... only thing it's missing it's U-Haul in the backround ... I got it from FB from J ...I forgot her screen name.

Niteshift

11-17-2009, 04:57 AM

That was freaking awesome. Been kinda moping around here at work tonight and that made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself. Thanks!!!:cat:

Sam

11-17-2009, 09:23 AM

I am a big girl and I am an adult.. I know you didn't do it to intentionally hurt me...

to hurt intentionally?
:dozey:

Jet

11-17-2009, 09:38 AM

there's nothing wrong with the video, it's a scream

PoeticWitch

11-17-2009, 10:15 AM

I am sorry to have shared the fact that it made me.. just me slightly sad... sheesh...

Vlasta

11-17-2009, 11:36 AM

Social networking has one huge flaw.............whacko exes find you and send you messages. ICK.

where are you ? helloooo ? there is GA forum ya know .... maybe we can chat about a red fox in driveway .... lol .... who is bothering you ? ... just block them .... I know , I know ............;)

SuperFemme

11-17-2009, 11:42 AM

Ode to Facebook and ex's finding you there:

YouTube- Are You F*cking Kidding Me? (Facebook Song) LIVE

suebee

11-17-2009, 12:16 PM

My Sweetie woke me up today and I said to her: "Why do they always put gravy on the potatos? :eek: They're mixing it in with a mixer!" She just smiled, went along with me and gave me my cup of tea. :winky:

blackboot

11-17-2009, 02:58 PM

:sock: Dauby is freeeeee...

SelfMadeMan

11-17-2009, 03:53 PM

I wish I had some fresh Vietnamese Spring Rolls...

Gemme

11-17-2009, 09:47 PM

I'd like everyone to know that, at this moment in time, my panties are currently in their upright and unbunched position. :sumo:

Thank you.

suebee

11-17-2009, 09:54 PM

I'd like everyone to know that, at this moment in time, my panties are currently in their upright and unbunched position. :sumo:

Thank you.

So glad you shared Gemmie. Now I can go to bed with my mind at ease. :moonstars:

Sue :floatbee: wearing a new style of panty since we last discussed this! :tease:

Gemme

11-17-2009, 10:07 PM

So glad you shared Gemmie. Now I can go to bed with my mind at ease. :moonstars:

Sue :floatbee: wearing a new style of panty since we last discussed this! :tease:

I knew you'd see things my way eventually. Glad to have helped you get a good night's sleep.

Diva

11-17-2009, 11:09 PM

Diva needs sushi and sake in such a bad way.

Leigh

11-17-2009, 11:13 PM

I truly wish it was Friday, because then I would have My paycheck!!

Gemme

11-18-2009, 11:50 AM

I had hoped to steal some of the chili that was made last night but I was....in the words of Suze Orman....DENIED!!! :angry:

SuperFemme

11-18-2009, 11:52 AM

I found the perfect item for our upcoming marketplace!

Behold! Poop w/corn soap on a rope. (I love Etsey)

http://ny-image0.etsy.com//il_430xN.103090980.jpg

PoeticWitch

11-18-2009, 12:25 PM

I found the perfect item for our upcoming marketplace!

Behold! Poop w/corn soap on a rope. (I love Etsey)

http://ny-image0.etsy.com//il_430xN.103090980.jpg

:eek: um um um... :confused: really????? :worried: :twitch:

SuperFemme

11-18-2009, 12:45 PM

Some people appreciate the poop. :shocking:

PoeticWitch

11-18-2009, 12:59 PM

:dots:Some people appreciate the poop. :shocking:

I never said I didn't appreciate it... I just asked really?

:dots:

SuperFemme

11-18-2009, 01:01 PM

:dots:

I never said I didn't appreciate it... I just asked really?

:dots:

Oh NO Rubbery One. I was not meaning to imply that you didn't appreciate it.
I just meant I posted it specifically for poop humorists.

PoeticWitch

11-18-2009, 01:06 PM

how the devil did I :dots: twice? I only wanted one.. at the end... I only clicked it once.. I thought....:duck: OHOHOH!!! THAT IS SO MY SMILIE!!! TY!!!!!!!!!

suebee

11-18-2009, 01:08 PM

I found the perfect item for our upcoming marketplace!

Behold! Poop w/corn soap on a rope. (I love Etsey)

http://ny-image0.etsy.com//il_430xN.103090980.jpg

Oh NO Rubbery One. I was not meaning to imply that you didn't appreciate it.
I just meant I posted it specifically for poop humorists.

Evidently I have not yet evolved to this advanced level of poop humour. :soapbox: - which doesn't have a lot to do with anything - I just like it.

Praise poop soap on a rope! :bowdown:

PoeticWitch

11-18-2009, 01:10 PM

um does anyone else besides me feel something strange in their tummy when they see the pic of the poop w/ corn on a rope?

Gemme

11-18-2009, 08:45 PM

um does anyone else besides me feel something strange in their tummy when they see the pic of the poop w/ corn on a rope?

It looks more like a ginormous shaped wad of gum to me than poop. They need to add some coloring, I think.

PoeticWitch

11-19-2009, 07:14 AM

It looks more like a ginormous shaped wad of gum to me than poop. They need to add some coloring, I think.

yeah.. but still.. the corn is slightly disturbing...

:rubberducky:

Eddie

11-19-2009, 08:14 PM

I enjoyed my lobster chowder soup for lunch but the fish tacos were very bland.

Gemme

11-20-2009, 02:25 PM

yeah.. but still.. the corn is slightly disturbing...

:rubberducky:

Maybe the previous meal was a fiesta blend of veggies? Corn isn't digestible for many, many people so that doesn't bother me so much. The color is another story altogether.....:dozey:

Sweet_Pea

11-20-2009, 03:42 PM

Ive heard raw carrots dont digest too well either. . . i wonder why?

PoeticWitch

11-20-2009, 03:56 PM

Ive heard raw carrots dont digest too well either. . . i wonder why?

no idea why but I can't eat raw carrots... or almost any raw veggie because I can't digest any of it... ok yeah I need to avoid this topic for the rest of the night.. my pills are upsetting my tummy and I dont like it... :(

Gemme

11-20-2009, 08:11 PM

I'd forgotten how awesome the Malibu Stacy episode of the Simpsons is.

Diva

11-21-2009, 01:12 AM

As I have eaten left~overs over the past week, I uncovered a bottle of wine I had hidden in the back of the refrigerator.

That makes me happy.

Sirena

11-21-2009, 02:10 AM

My cat just puked next to the rabbit's pen and she freaked out. I had to clean up the puke and reassure the rabbit lol....

Totally random.

Enchantress

11-21-2009, 02:53 AM

Do snails of attention spans?

Paphigleo

11-21-2009, 03:47 AM

today my willpower was weak... I got a small Eggnog Milkshake... It was A-W-E-S-O-M-E

that is all

Semantics

11-21-2009, 06:31 AM

Do snails of attention spans?

Not really.

Lucky little bastards only have twenty thousand neurons.

Humans have one trillion. :brainsucker:

PoeticWitch

11-21-2009, 07:39 AM

today my willpower was weak... I got a small Eggnog Milkshake... It was A-W-E-S-O-M-E

that is all

damn it that is weak.. then I dont know what I am.. I always have at least a half gallon of eggnog in my fridge during this season.. but I only allow myself one small glass a day... *sigh*

Gemme

11-21-2009, 09:45 AM

Oatmeal is yummy.

Oh, and yesterday was National Adoption Day.

Eddie

11-21-2009, 10:55 AM

These pistachio crisps are like crack.

NotAnAverageGuy

11-21-2009, 11:44 AM

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

thats my mom's conversations with my sister

Eddie

11-22-2009, 11:49 AM

I love getting up early and watching the sunrise.

SassyLeo

11-22-2009, 12:07 PM

my dad's dog is deaf... yet can still hear when the dog food cabinet door is opened.

:eyebrow:

Gemme

11-22-2009, 04:03 PM

Conversations with my honey while I'm at work are the best!

BellaOctober1

11-22-2009, 04:18 PM

So some chick shot and killed her girlfriend (here in KC) because she broke up with her. The girlfriend said, "I wanna break up", the chick replied, "then I have something for you". Two shots to the chest. WTF is wrong with people? :(

Might be another reason I am not into the local scene. :confused:

Hmm.. About 11 days ago, my partner of 12 years just asked me to be single. She's younger than I am by 12 years and she's a Butch going through midlife crisis in a big way.
The thought of killing the woman I've loved with all my heart for 12 years didn't even enter my mind. I've decided to be gracious and respectful to our years together and transition out the door.

Doesn't matter what orientation you are, a crime of passion is completely insane.

Jet

11-22-2009, 04:33 PM

I've decided to be gracious and respectful to our years together and transition out the door.

Nice. Real Nice.

HumV4me

11-22-2009, 04:35 PM

Reading random stuff.....................

Paphigleo

11-22-2009, 05:50 PM

being woken *before* the alarm by the phone and being rewarded by a soft sweet voice has put a smile on my face!

Grinnin' Fool

Legendryder

11-22-2009, 06:07 PM

Dang!! I held my finger down to long and the hotkey warning sound scared the crap outta me!!! :eek:

HumV4me

11-22-2009, 06:09 PM

hotkey warning!!!

Legendryder

11-22-2009, 06:15 PM

Made me jump in my desk chair. I'm too old to get a fright like that. I might have a heart attack or something. Sheesh.

HumV4me

11-22-2009, 06:17 PM

Made me jump in my desk chair. I'm too old to get a fright like that. I might have a heart attack or something. Sheesh.

Turn the volume key down on yer hotkey then. We wouldn't want you to croke on us. That wouldn't be nice.

LadyFlamezzz

11-22-2009, 06:19 PM

oh i gotz loads of chit to say in this thread but first i must go OUTSIDE in the freaking cold azz weather and have a lil puff on a smoke!
During this excursion i shall try to think of something brilliant and amazing to say to Ya'll,lol

:chocolate:

Legendryder

11-22-2009, 06:19 PM

Actually, I can't. I have a tv tuner in there, and it is all or nothing. I just have to remember to not rest my fingers on the keys while I am thinking. This is not the first time I have done this. Did it one time with Bob on my lap. Poor little guy got dumped into the floor. He was pissed.

Mister Bent

11-22-2009, 07:00 PM

Any dog. Anywhere.

In any part of the country. Possibly in the world.

Feet smell like Fritos.

How is this possible?

HumV4me

11-22-2009, 07:13 PM

Did lady ever come bac from her smoky?

LadyFlamezzz

11-22-2009, 07:26 PM

Vlasta

11-22-2009, 07:41 PM

I am watching the Music Awards and Lady GaGa it's coming on and I am curious what she will do this time .

HumV4me

11-22-2009, 07:41 PM

You mean to tell me if i get a puppy and smell it's feetsies, I will smell fritos?
:sock::deepthoughts::brightbulb:
just when i haven't got a dog with in a mile of me,lol
I wonder if the same is true of DayWalkers ?

LOL Are you smell'n Day's feet? Oh to be a fly on the wall @ your house... I hope He wakes up and hazy / dazily looks @ you... then drifts back into sleep just to question you later about what He thought may have been a dream. :huhlaugh::pointing:

Fri......toessssssssssss. HMMMM.

Diva

11-22-2009, 07:56 PM

Someone left a box of Lorna Doone's in my pantry. A brand spankin' (Yes, I said spankin'!) new and unopened box of LD's.....

They are open NOW. :D

Eddie

11-22-2009, 08:32 PM

I like Lorna Doones as well.

Legendryder

11-22-2009, 08:37 PM

Ginger Snaps and a cup of earl grey for me!!! I don't really care for sweets. But I would never say no to a good banana pudding!!!

Diva

11-22-2009, 10:39 PM

Lorna Doones are shortbread cookies....not very sweet at all......especially not as sweet as Your nanner puddin'! ;)

NotAnAverageGuy

11-22-2009, 10:52 PM

Lorna doones are fucking fabulous

Just_G

11-22-2009, 10:55 PM

Someone left a box of Lorna Doone's in my pantry. A brand spankin' (Yes, I said spankin'!) new and unopened box of LD's.....

They are open NOW. :D

You might have just hit Trey's stash.....watch it....he will come after your wine for getting into his Lorna Doons...just sayin'. :winky:

Just_G

11-22-2009, 10:59 PM

I had my very first EVER piece of blueberry pie today. OMG, I am :awww:

Duchess

11-22-2009, 11:13 PM

Does sitting behind the driving wheel while picking your nose make you feel invisible? :confused:

Duchess

Jet

11-23-2009, 09:26 AM

I just had a great workout now off to art stuff on the 'puter all day.

Hudson

11-23-2009, 10:39 AM

snowy grill totally looks like Karl Lagerfeld

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/snowy-grill-totally-looks-like-karl-lagerfeld.jpg

PoeticWitch

11-23-2009, 10:49 AM

snowy grill totally looks like Karl Lagerfeld

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/snowy-grill-totally-looks-like-karl-lagerfeld.jpg

HAHAHA! I love it!!

Legendryder

11-23-2009, 10:49 AM

Holy smokes!!! Now THAT was funny!!:hangloose:

Eddie

11-23-2009, 10:57 AM

Last night I had a dream about the dog I will be taking care of soon. I let her outside and forgot about her. When I realized she had been outside for a long while I called for her and she came back. That's all I can remember.

Jet

11-23-2009, 01:45 PM

Taking a break from a comprehensive and tedious tutorial.:beatcomputer:

PoeticWitch

11-23-2009, 03:27 PM

raining and cold here... usually I like this weather... but not today... only cause I am not with Daddy... I am going to go curl up now and sleep the rest of this miserable day away hopefully...

PoeticWitch

11-23-2009, 03:37 PM

I haven't shaved my legs in three days and you know? I feel okay about this.

I have to admit I went a week without shaving my legs once.. I was going nuts, but I was dared not to shave for a week! and I did it! to the minute!!! btw I hate my own bodyhair! can you imagine how hard that was for me?! I wish I wasn't so OCD about it... such is life.. and it goes on with or without the hair...

Linus

11-23-2009, 03:38 PM

I am exhausted. I am trying not to fall asleep while teaching students and cognizant of the fact that the rest of the company is on a forced week long vacation while I yap.

I suppose I shouldn't have played WoW so late last night either. :tiredcomputer:

SassyLeo

11-23-2009, 03:51 PM

Brilliant

http://4.media.tumblr.com/SqHZoTWKZou4mut9SlJvg2ypo1_500.png

PoeticWitch

11-23-2009, 03:59 PM

Brilliant

http://4.media.tumblr.com/SqHZoTWKZou4mut9SlJvg2ypo1_500.png

I love it!

Hudson

11-23-2009, 04:21 PM

It's all fun and games til...

my biological mother Paula Deen gets whacked in the face by a ham in Atlanta. i knew all that pork was gonna kill her one day.

YouTube- Paula Deen gets hit in face by ham - FUNNY

Legendryder

11-23-2009, 04:27 PM

Thats gonna leave a mark.

Jet

11-23-2009, 10:02 PM

Jus' cuz...

YouTube- Cena do filme GHOST

NotAnAverageGuy

11-23-2009, 10:10 PM

Brilliant

http://4.media.tumblr.com/SqHZoTWKZou4mut9SlJvg2ypo1_500.png

OMGGGGGGGG ahahahhahahhaaha that's great and I bet it's gonna give the ladies some ideas to ask for it for a gift:clap:

NotAnAverageGuy

11-23-2009, 10:12 PM

FARMVILLE IS ADDICTIVE I CAN'T STOP FARMING, SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!!

*winks* just kidding but it is addictive

Diva

11-23-2009, 11:10 PM

Robin Williams is on Letterman....he's wearing electric blue socks with a brown suit.

I :stillheart: him.

NotAnAverageGuy

11-23-2009, 11:14 PM

I watched the Titans-Texans game

the Texans blew it and their kicker was not positioned correctly anyways, u rush u lose

WILDCAT

11-24-2009, 12:43 AM

I wonder as I wander..............................??????

:bicycle:

NotAnAverageGuy

11-24-2009, 12:49 AM

:onebutch::daddy::nothingtoadd::dontfeedmods: :hospital-snoopy::fudd::football::linus:

ok these are my favorite thats all I had to add

WILDCAT

11-24-2009, 12:50 AM

I REALLY LIKE these "whip suckers"!!

:smileywhip::sado::bullwhip::whip:

And for some unexplainable reason, I find this CARTOON "arousing" (?)

:spank:

*Any and all feedback "welcome", (with permission of course)!

:danceparty:

Diva

11-24-2009, 01:32 AM

I'm listening to CNN as I'm reading posts, etc.
And I hear a commercial for a show hosted by Campbell Browne....and I hear...."What's in your jeans"....and looked up just in time to see GENES.

I rather enjoyed what *I* heard better..... :eyebat:

WILDCAT

11-24-2009, 01:43 AM

I just felt like randomly posting something here, like "randomly" - 'cause I felt like it.

That is it. Really. That's that. For now...

WILD

Eddie

11-24-2009, 09:23 AM

I'm liking the eggnog coffee creamer.

NotAnAverageGuy

11-24-2009, 10:05 AM

I really want a java chiller from Sonic

Just_G

11-24-2009, 11:35 AM

Today is National Use It Even If The Seal Is Broken Day!!

Have at it! (at your own risk!)

PinkieLee

11-24-2009, 11:45 AM

I feel overly peer pressured into putting my Christmas tree up already... and I kinda like it!

PoeticWitch

11-24-2009, 11:48 AM

I am confused what it means on the list of stats by "Thanked" maybe someone could be nice enough to explain it for me?

NotAnAverageGuy

11-24-2009, 03:47 PM

Seriously I need to stop messing with candles before I burn my damn apartment down

kassykit

11-24-2009, 04:09 PM

Just a random YAY ducky! :seesaw:

NotAnAverageGuy

11-24-2009, 04:16 PM

Chocolate i need chocolate

IrishGrrl

11-24-2009, 04:56 PM

A butch said to me today...

You have such a lovely mouth..how does it get so potty???

:deepthoughts:

NotAnAverageGuy

11-24-2009, 07:41 PM

A butch said to me today...

You have such a lovely mouth..how does it get so potty???

:deepthoughts:

HAHAHAHAH thats great :cracked:

Gemme

11-24-2009, 07:50 PM

I am confused what it means on the list of stats by "Thanked" maybe someone could be nice enough to explain it for me?

Look to the lower right of a post. There you will see the Thank button. Basically, it's an abreviated rep. You click it and it shows you did it on your profile, the recipient's profile shows they got thanked and in the thread that that post was thanked by so and so.

There's a Thank Button thread around here somewhere.....

Pixie

11-24-2009, 07:53 PM

I totally hate the feeling you get when you finish a book in your series after being totally consumed for a few days.....only to realize it will be a year or so until the next one comes out....sigh....

off to another series....:reader:

NotAnAverageGuy

11-24-2009, 08:06 PM

having to buy a shirt for Thursday, ok come on, I'm a guy sheesh but seriously can some clothing designers please make shirts (nice ones) that will fit a guy like me. Ugh I hate being short and big chested, it sucks!!!!

SassyLeo

11-24-2009, 09:02 PM

I <3 naps.

Diva

11-24-2009, 09:14 PM

I have decided that G looks like a young Donny Osmond.

:D

Jet

11-25-2009, 12:10 AM

I have a long post. But I'm have second and third thoughts about posting. So I think I'll sleep on it awhile.

Surayna

11-25-2009, 12:16 AM

I'm the queen of writing and then deleting really longs posts. It's cheaper than therapy!

Ryobi

11-25-2009, 12:41 AM

Jackhammer, I'm sorry that happened but, you tell good stories! Ha. will you put a key outside now?

Feed the Fish: if anyone is into the film festival thing, check out "Feed the Fish"

NotAnAverageGuy

11-25-2009, 12:49 AM

the roof of my mouth hurts

hottprof

11-25-2009, 12:54 AM

I broke my starbucks reuseable iced cup...I guess I should stick to the HP proof nalgene bottles...

Smiles :frog:

Niceguy

11-25-2009, 04:00 AM

Do you know when you have a :badmood: its best to stay off line.
Yeah.... so I decide to paint the bathroom for the wifey.
I'm running around in sweats, a tee-shirt and barefoot doing my thing in my house that is a fucking fortress.
Yes a fortress:

I head out the back door to lay down some crown molding on the deck, so I can shoot it with my spray gun.

I try to come back inside the house, and the door is locked :wtf:

So off to the front of the house I go walking slowly and carefully because my baby soft lilly-white feet are tender. This is where the panic sets in, its 55 degrees outside and Im not from the south.

I soon pull myself back together when I catch myself begging the dog to unlock door. :dog:

I now realize that for the next 4 to 5 hours I am locked outside with no cell phone and the wife was at work, and only 2 things are on my mind: food and heat.

After taking a moment to assess my situation (while the dog stares at me through the french storm windows on the back doors), I head for my bass boat. I rip off the tarp and grab a flare and stick it in a burning barrel, get a chair from the shed, and a hand full of firewood.

I sat next to that damn barrel and watched the juicy squirrels run around the yard, I even had thoughts of eating a field mouse that skittered by.

Oh, did I mention that I was also out of nicotine gum?

I amused myself at the thoughts I was having over food, and my only regret was not having a gun or knife to be able to put something in the BBQ.
Ummm, Ok, over the burning barrel on a dirty stick.

I'm hypoglycemic and when Im feeling that bad, Id eat anything, I now truly know that for fact.

Aren't cha glad I put those chairs in the shed instead of the garage? :D

I'm surprised you didn't make a spear out of a big stick and spear a critter for lunch! :kungfu:

Maybe you should keep some of your survival stuff in the shed... or we could always turn the shed into our butch cave!!! :heavyweight: :training: :guitar: :drummer: :playingchess: :thumbsup:

kassykit

11-25-2009, 07:16 AM

It's begining to feel a lot like TURKEY DAY!!

YAY turkey

postive thoughts, remember, if life gets you down, kick it in the butt and find someone to :bedfuck:

ok maybe not but ehh.....

just remember, tommorrow is another day, and another chance at changing the world in some small way

even if it is by flattening your bosses tires in the parkinglot and not getting caught!:wtf: ok i wouldnt' do that but damn sometimes i wish i had the guts to!