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I just had a delish baked chicken breast with a raspberry chipotle marinade and a salad of mixed greens and grape tomatoes.....
Simple meal, complex satisfaction! :bouquet:
Random
04-17-2010, 12:01 PM
i realized something recently....I can't stand "Dill"...the seasoning.
It's nauseating, the Flavor is so...sharp & strong, I gagged for 3 minutes, trying to get rid of the Flavor (I was offered a chicken salad, heavy on Dill).
That's when I drew the line, "fuck it, no more Dill"...
I feel the same about cilantro... It really could do me a favor and drop off the face of the earth...
Sad part about all that is... Mexican/Tex Mex is my favorite food and around here it can be HEAVY on the cilantro...
sigh...
Write14u
04-17-2010, 12:57 PM
I like dill and cilantro. *smile*
Write14u
04-17-2010, 12:59 PM
I am staring out at a sea of about 92,000 people who are almost all clad in crimson. It is spring football people. Get a life. :|
Enchantress
04-17-2010, 03:39 PM
There is drano in my sink, I have a touch of veritgo, I will NOT hang pictures, I chose to shop at Walmart this afternoon for ease and ignored my principles, I don't want company tomorrow and I'm officially cranky.
Uh huh.
I was the sweat god in the sun today. amazing what a shower will do.....
i feel refreshed..
New Dr. Who {in every sense of the word}
Tonight on BBC-A [in the U.S.]
I been OD'ing on dr. who marathon, Tennant's now changing ...~sniff, cough
Gemme
04-17-2010, 07:26 PM
Retrograde, please have mercy on me!
It's too late for me. My non-verbal cell is..literally..talking and my computer at work has donned its "cranky" pants.
*sigh*
May 15? Is that when this mess ends? It can't get here fast enough for me.
I like dill and cilantro. *smile*
I like both in very moderate (read: can't taste it in the food) doses so I'll send any extra that comes my way to you. :blink:
lyric
04-17-2010, 07:32 PM
86 degrees one day... 40 degrees two days later? What the hell?!
No Cilantro .....? :bomb:
On this Planet ?? :crybaby:
:overreaction:
Hands off my Cilantro !!!! :rant:
~pets my cilantro, babytalks, makes kissy-face....tickles cilantro leaves...uses it in Cooking, A lot.....lots n lots~
:computer2:
keep the dill though
{-crax up-:D}
moxie
04-17-2010, 08:31 PM
Don't make me get all deep and philosophical on you...
There is a most amazing moon tonight...it's just a sliver, but it is so bright. I love looking at the moon every night.
Random
04-17-2010, 08:43 PM
No Cilantro .....? :bomb:
On this Planet ?? :crybaby:
:overreaction:
Hands off my Cilantro !!!! :rant:
~pets my cilantro, babytalks, makes kissy-face....tickles cilantro leaves...uses it in Cooking, A lot.....lots n lots~
:computer2:
keep the dill though
{-crax up-:D}
I used to feel the same way.. well sort of..
But there was this lil problem with a hella 24 hour stomake flu and the only thing I had ate before it hit was this lovely breakfast burrito.. mmmmm eggs,cheese, potatos, red peppers, bacon and ciantro...
It took MONTHS before I could even walk past the the Breakfast Bar where the BB's lived in the morning.... MONTHS before I could even say the word Breakfast Burrito..
Sigh... It's been four years and I'm only now able to tolerate a small bit of Ciantro in my food...
Sigh.. It was one hella stomake flu...
Gemme
04-17-2010, 08:46 PM
I used to feel the same way.. well sort of..
But there was this lil problem with a hella 24 hour stomake flu and the only thing I had ate before it hit was this lovely breakfast burrito.. mmmmm eggs,cheese, potatos, red peppers, bacon and ciantro...
It took MONTHS before I could even walk past the the Breakfast Bar where the BB's lived in the morning.... MONTHS before I could even say the word Breakfast Burrito..
Sigh... It's been four years and I'm only now able to tolerate a small bit of Ciantro in my food...
Sigh.. It was one hella stomake flu...
Wow. That's a good reason to not eat it. I just think it tastes like dirty dishwater. :blink:
~GASP!!!!!~:blink:
sacrilegious !!!! ~shakey finger
:mohawk:
Watching "True Life" on MTV2....subject ? Polyamorous....
I'm having funfunfun with my relatives watching this with me ~oozing sarcasm~
:fallenangel:
Enchantress
04-17-2010, 08:55 PM
I'm pretty sure a dinner of baked lays and chocolate pudding does not a gourmet meal make.
Gemme
04-17-2010, 08:58 PM
~GASP!!!!!~:blink:
sacrilegious !!!! ~shakey finger
:mohawk:
Have you ever tried dirty dishwater as a comparison?
When you do, then you'll know. :blink:
cinderella
04-17-2010, 09:07 PM
Something that's always taxed my mind...
If water came in powdered form, what would we mix it with?
Hmmm, maybe this should go on the 'What do you ponder at night' thread...
cinderella
04-17-2010, 09:09 PM
And, isn't there something radically wrong with cleaning soap?
dirty dishwater....
mopwater....
small puddle ponds with tadpoles.....
yup
Gemme
04-17-2010, 09:20 PM
dirty dishwater....
mopwater....
small puddle ponds with tadpoles.....
yup
And you still like it? :blink:
Okay, I'll send my extra cilantro to YOU from now on.
Enchantress
04-17-2010, 09:32 PM
Okay, here's a moment when childhood songs are better left with the made up lyrics that we know.
Interestingly enough, I was singing On Top of Old Smokey this evening (my own version obviously) when It came to my attention that the lyrics were not right. "Huh", I said.
(My version of the song:On top of sphaghetti all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. They go on but I think you all get the gist)
So, with the internet ever available I did a wee bit of a search. And what did I find?
This:
On top of Old Smokey,
All covered with snow,
I lost my true lover,
For courting too slow.
For courting's a pleasure,
But parting is grief,
And a false-hearted lover,
Is worse than a thief.
A thief will just rob you,
And take what you have,
But a false-hearted lover,
Will lead you to your grave.
The grave will decay you,
And turn you to dust,
Not one boy in a hundred
A poor girl can trust.
They'll hug you and kiss you,
And tell you more lies,
Than crossties on a railroad,
Or stars in the sky.
So come ye young maidens,
And listen to me,
Never place your affection
In a green willow tree.
For the leaves they will wither,
The roots they will die,
And you'll be forsaken,
And never know why
Okay, seriously?
*blink*
Queerasfck
04-17-2010, 09:40 PM
I went to a mini Pride parade today. By mini I mean the parade was small not the people marching in it.
Mister Bent
04-17-2010, 09:48 PM
I went to a mini Pride parade today. By mini I mean the parade was small not the people marching in it.
Had it been the latter, I would decidedly have felt I missed out on something.
Or even
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/Unit-Midgets.jpg
UofMfan
04-17-2010, 09:52 PM
Trying to stay up to watch Formula 1, I am not sure if I will make it.
Write14u
04-17-2010, 10:20 PM
I'm tired. That is all. April became our hell month at work. 12-hour day today with about five of it driving. Next week is even worse. Can you say NASCAR ... in our town? *sigh*
moxie
04-17-2010, 10:21 PM
Except for the funny repartee with the hottie stud in the administrative office, it would be the most boring reality show ever.
Gemme
04-17-2010, 10:26 PM
I'm tired. That is all. April became our hell month at work. 12-hour day today with about five of it driving. Next week is even worse. Can you say NASCAR ... in our town? *sigh*
*perk*
Nascar?
:eyebat:
*grin*
I used to live in Daytona Beach, and when Nascar came to town, I didn't drive my car. Traffic was too insane for that, as I lived on Bill France Blvd, so I rode my bike everywhere for a week. My hammies were TIGHT!
Except for the funny repartee with the hottie stud in the administrative office, it would be the most boring reality show ever.
We'll create a psuedo BFF for you that will cause mayhem and havoc and you will be the heroine that saves the day.
Write14u
04-17-2010, 10:27 PM
*perk*
Nascar?
:eyebat:
*grin*
I used to live in Daytona Beach, and when Nascar came to town, I didn't drive my car. Traffic was too insane for that, as I lived on Bill France Blvd, so I rode my bike everywhere for a week. My hammies were TIGHT!
Yes ma'am! Dega-style. I love NASCAR, but it's just a mammoth weekend of work for us.
Gemme
04-17-2010, 10:32 PM
Yes ma'am! Dega-style. I love NASCAR, but it's just a mammoth weekend of work for us.
No doubt! I worked retail during that time and the Nascarians would completely demolish our stock. While it would be AWESOME to get into the press box and actually see the whole darn race, I can only imagine the workload that goes into covering it. Have fun!
moxie
04-17-2010, 10:35 PM
We'll create a psuedo BFF for you that will cause mayhem and havoc and you will be the heroine that saves the day.
Can the pseudo BFF be cute and outgoing and popular and irresponsible so that we can be total opposites kinda like the Odd Couple but female? That will bring sponsorship.
Tonight, I learned that there is football in April.:popcorn:
That's just wrong. :help:
Queerasfck
04-17-2010, 10:37 PM
Tonight, I learned that there is football in April.:popcorn:
That's just wrong. :help:
Is it REAL football Diva???
Is it REAL football Diva???
It can't be REAL if it's April......:giggle:
<lookin' around>
Gemme
04-17-2010, 10:46 PM
Can the pseudo BFF be cute and outgoing and popular and irresponsible so that we can be total opposites kinda like the Odd Couple but female? That will bring sponsorship.
Totally!
Tonight, I learned that there is football in April.:popcorn:
That's just wrong. :help:
Football I like. Basketball I like. Nascar I like. Golf and baseball? Not so much.
Gemme
04-17-2010, 10:47 PM
Is it REAL football Diva???
It can't be REAL if it's April......:giggle:
<lookin' around>
Maybe it's foosball?
Or GOOFball...<giggling>
:eyebat:
Gemme
04-17-2010, 10:49 PM
Or GOOFball...<giggling>
:eyebat:
Maybe so.
:giggle:
Mothballs? :groucho:
(You know...I could go on and on.....)
Write14u
04-17-2010, 11:03 PM
Tonight, I learned that there is football in April.:popcorn:
That's just wrong. :help:
Is it REAL football Diva???
It's real if you ask anybody in the state of Alabama. LOL
And it's just enough to tide them over until August.
It's real if you ask anybody in the state of Alabama. LOL
And it's just enough to tide them over until August.
"Tide"........I get it! :duck:
Enchantress
04-18-2010, 12:01 AM
My niece turns 18 tomorrow. Where in the world does time go?
Could be worse....
I shall sing a "children" tune we used to bellow during recess...
This was before people even entertained the thought of potential school shootings, and considering all the Marching Soldiers every day nearby*School was on Base in Germany*, My guess was the Teachers thought we were easily influenced...
"On top of Smokey {the Bear},
All covered in Blood
i shot my poor teacher,
With a 44 slug,
She wasn't quite Happy, I shot her with Joy...
She grabbed up a paddle, and whooped on that Boy
At her funeral, she wasn't quite Dead,
Instead of some flowers, I threw a grenade ..
Up Up Up in heaven, she got on my nerves
so I grabbed a bazooka
and blew off her head"
{mind you, this was Primary grades, I will admit, I've "sung" worse songs at that age, and gotten into deeper trouble..}
So, yeah, yours triggered that memory....
BestButchBoy
04-18-2010, 05:03 AM
It's okay to use butter.
y'know caffeine has no effect on you when : "u drink 2 cans of mt dew.....and u still doze off"
:smokejoint:
Mister Bent
04-18-2010, 09:34 AM
It's okay to use butter.
I believe in real butter, and real sugar.
Unless you weren't using it as a food product, in which case, that's a whole other conversation.
UofMfan
04-18-2010, 01:17 PM
Waking up to and continue to be subjected to not so subtle messages.
I must revisit the true definition of insanity.
Butterbean
04-18-2010, 02:12 PM
WPho7sd-aZg
Enchantress
04-18-2010, 04:11 PM
I have done nothing today. Nothing.
My next move of nothingness: Make a trip for a spot of frozen yogurt.
Nothing tastes sweet.
Gemme
04-18-2010, 05:19 PM
I'm beginning to realize that I'd rather work every single day (even without OT $$$) than to have to constantly hear about and fix the problems caused by ignoramuses....ignorami? What is the plural of ignoramus? :thinking:
Enchantress
04-18-2010, 06:27 PM
I bought a plant yesterday. It has flowers, requires direct light and I named her Misty. My hope is that Misty did not agree to a suicide mission when I purchased her.
My new mantra: Water Misty, don't over water Misty.
moxie
04-18-2010, 06:29 PM
Information Society makes me think of Six Flags Great America.
SuperFemme
04-18-2010, 06:40 PM
I bought a plant yesterday. It has flowers, requires direct light and I named her Misty. My hope is that Misty did not agree to a suicide mission when I purchased her.
My new mantra: Water Misty, don't over water Misty.
Poor Misty needs a tanning booth and a Misty-Misting system.
part of me is hoping that Misty is not a silk plant. :stiletto:
Gemme
04-18-2010, 06:47 PM
I bought a plant yesterday. It has flowers, requires direct light and I named her Misty. My hope is that Misty did not agree to a suicide mission when I purchased her.
My new mantra: Water Misty, don't over water Misty.
Poor Misty needs a tanning booth and a Misty-Misting system.
part of me is hoping that Misty is not a silk plant. :stiletto:
All this Misty talk does two things:
One: I think of Clint Eastwood (Play Misty for Me)
and
Two: I remember a girl I used to know named Misty Dawn (perhaps not surprisingly, this is a very popular name in the South). She was built like a line backer and had interestingly shaped innie boobs. While not physically attracted to her, I was fascinated by her. I'd never seen inverted nipples before.
So, hearing/seeing Misty makes me think of inverted nipples and Clint Eastwood. :blink:
SuperFemme
04-18-2010, 06:51 PM
Clearly, Gemme has just shown us what happens when one over waters a Misty.
moxie
04-18-2010, 06:53 PM
All this Misty talk does two things:
One: I think of Clint Eastwood (Play Misty for Me)
and
Two: I remember a girl I used to know named Misty Dawn (perhaps not surprisingly, this is a very popular name in the South). She was built like a line backer and had interestingly shaped innie boobs. While not physically attracted to her, I was fascinated by her. I'd never seen inverted nipples before.
So, hearing/seeing Misty makes me think of inverted nipples and Clint Eastwood. :blink:
I wonder how you know about the inversion. hmmm. :deepthoughts:
Enchantress
04-18-2010, 06:55 PM
Poor Misty needs a tanning booth and a Misty-Misting system.
part of me is hoping that Misty is not a silk plant. :stiletto:
No, Misty is not a silk plant. In fact I am so concerned for Misty and her welfare that I have taken the time to smudge her with a bit of sage smoke. Yep, no joke.
(Don't judge me, I'm from California. We do things like this)
SuperFemme
04-18-2010, 06:56 PM
No, Misty is not a silk plant. In fact I am so concerned for Misty and her welfare that I have taken the time to smudge her with a bit of sage smoke. Yep, no joke.
(Don't judge me, I'm from California. We do things like this)
I'm from Cali too. I smudge everything too. Well, not the plants. But hey, I'm willing to give it a try if it wards off inverted nipples.
Enchantress
04-18-2010, 07:07 PM
I'm from Cali too. I smudge everything too. Well, not the plants. But hey, I'm willing to give it a try if it wards off inverted nipples.
Ditto here (oy, I almost posted "titto". No joke).
*blink*
Gemme
04-18-2010, 07:20 PM
I wonder how you know about the inversion. hmmm. :deepthoughts:
Don't all young girls get undressed in front of their friends during sleep overs? :grindevil:
No, Misty is not a silk plant. In fact I am so concerned for Misty and her welfare that I have taken the time to smudge her with a bit of sage smoke. Yep, no joke.
(Don't judge me, I'm from California. We do things like this)
Do you have a plant therapist lined up, just in case?
I'm from Cali too. I smudge everything too. Well, not the plants. But hey, I'm willing to give it a try if it wards off inverted nipples.
While I admit, they were unique, at least she never had to worry about whether one was hard while one was not or showing the nips in slinky dresses (not that she would wear any...not her style, but still...).
SuperFemme
04-18-2010, 07:24 PM
I'm feeling sassy and willing to bet you a hundred bucks I could extrovert the introverted nips.
this is me giving you a raspberry: :tongue:
Duchess
04-18-2010, 07:33 PM
0mTMzGGGM5I
moxie
04-18-2010, 07:34 PM
0G8XH4WDxP4
Random
04-18-2010, 07:52 PM
You know it's a good movie when I have to hide more than a couple times..
Fish Tank.. Watch It..
Enchantress
04-18-2010, 10:32 PM
I'd really like to spend a bit of time with Chris Noth.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/foolishtook/Doctor%20Who/epic.gif
:flyingweed:
Duchess
04-19-2010, 10:56 AM
r0OU7t0i3oU
turasultana
04-19-2010, 11:05 AM
why were all the planes cancelled but mine? Why didn't the wind change direction and give me an extra day in Iceland? oh well, back at work.
pesky volcano.
morningstar55
04-19-2010, 11:14 AM
i left myself in BFP ..... on idle for 30 min.........
came bk ..... i had to log bk in it did not keep my pass word and such..
then ....... it told me i had to be a register:explode:
Enchantress
04-19-2010, 12:25 PM
Believes that wearing glasses that are spotty with fingerprints is worse than wearing no glasses at all.
SuperFemme
04-19-2010, 12:28 PM
Is suddenly freaking out about becoming a grandmother. Any day now, any day.
I wonder if my kid has to wear her magic underwear during birth? Guess I'll find out.
Words
04-19-2010, 12:43 PM
Deconstucting gender makes my head hurt.
MrSunshine
04-19-2010, 12:47 PM
Is suddenly freaking out about becoming a grandmother. Any day now, any day.
I wonder if my kid has to wear her magic underwear during birth? Guess I'll find out.
I think it would all depend on whether those there "magic underwear" are what got her pregnant in the first place.
SuperFemme
04-19-2010, 12:50 PM
I think it would all depend on whether those there "magic underwear" are what got her pregnant in the first place.
I hope not. They are them Mormon magic underwears, which she and the son in law always wear. I have no idea about Mormon traditions. Like, Scientologists are supposed to be quiet and not scream during birth...what about the Mormons?
I surprised they are letting the gay in the delivery room to be honest.
MrSunshine
04-19-2010, 12:53 PM
I hope not. They are them Mormon magic underwears, which she and the son in law always wear. I have no idea about Mormon traditions. Like, Scientologists are supposed to be quiet and not scream during birth...what about the Mormons?
I surprised they are letting the gay in the delivery room to be honest.
Well it's no wonder Tom Cruise is the only scientologist left.
Mormons I believe are allow to throw horse shit, good defense I'd say.
I guess they don't worry about the gays getting anyone pregnant so we are safe there.
MsTinkerbelly
04-19-2010, 12:57 PM
Catholic Bishop: It's All Because Of Porn
Bishop Felipe Arizmendi is blaming the Catholic church's global pedophilia scandal on television and internet porn.
"With so much invasion of eroticism, sometimes it's not easy to stay celibate or to respect children," Bishop Felipe Arizmendi said during an annual meeting of Mexican bishops near Mexico City on Thursday. "If on television and on the Internet and in so many media outlets there is pornography, it is very difficult to stay pure and chaste," said Arizmendi, an influential bishop from the colonial town of San Cristobal de las Casas in southern Mexico. "Obviously when there is generalized sexual freedom it's more likely there could be cases of pedophilia," he added. The bishop was in charge of the formation of priests for two decades in Mexico but said that loose morals in society had made it difficult to keep seminarians committed to the faith
Enchantress
04-19-2010, 01:59 PM
Hair dryers aren't supposed to shoot flames, right?
*blink*
I'm thinking it's time to buy a new one. Maybe one that's pink!
AtLast
04-19-2010, 02:34 PM
Catholic Bishop: It's All Because Of Porn
Bishop Felipe Arizmendi is blaming the Catholic church's global pedophilia scandal on television and internet porn.
"With so much invasion of eroticism, sometimes it's not easy to stay celibate or to respect children," Bishop Felipe Arizmendi said during an annual meeting of Mexican bishops near Mexico City on Thursday. "If on television and on the Internet and in so many media outlets there is pornography, it is very difficult to stay pure and chaste," said Arizmendi, an influential bishop from the colonial town of San Cristobal de las Casas in southern Mexico. "Obviously when there is generalized sexual freedom it's more likely there could be cases of pedophilia," he added. The bishop was in charge of the formation of priests for two decades in Mexico but said that loose morals in society had made it difficult to keep seminarians committed to the faith
WTF?? Oh yeah, the devil made them do it... Not the fact that the Catholic priesthood is built upon a patriarchal power structure that fits the predatory nature of pedophilia like a glove!!! Power and secrecy!!!
These assholes would be offending no matter what vocation they were in! And if one buys this theory, one is buying into blaming of the victim, hook, line and sinker!
BestButchBoy
04-19-2010, 03:56 PM
I ate everything in my refrigerator. Now, it's time for dessert. What? I have a voracious appetite.
the guy at the post office yelled at me today...it *is* possible that I over -packed a flat rate box...it's my thought that it gets boring with all the endless parade of flat boxes...mine, with it's bulging dome top is going to be a relief to the boredom...*shrug* he took it, the box and the money, so I assume it will arrive at it's destination...I sure as fuck hope so!!
then I worry if the contents will be satisfactory...one can hope...and do the best one can...
the other package, of the baked goods which I made yesterday, will be the right thing, that I know since I have been baking and sending for years...every 3 weeks or so...it's okay, at least I now only have to bake and send to one person...
I am trying to resist putting an order in to Zabar's...see how I do tomorrow with my resistance...I made it through today since, by now, it's too late to call them...
I feel that I have fulfilled the title of this thread...I yapped just 'cause I felt like it...can't say it was of much entertainment value...it was all true, though!
moxie
04-19-2010, 04:54 PM
Why do cats get appetizers and I don't?
Enchantress
04-19-2010, 06:17 PM
I despise insurance companies and all of their bureaucratic chicanery.
It makes me growly, cranky and all together unsocial.
Cold prickly's abound here.
That is all
Who knew there was horseradish cheddar cheese!!!???
DapperButch
04-19-2010, 10:21 PM
Who knew there was horseradish cheddar cheese!!!???
Me! It's Da Bomb, Baby!
Me! It's Da Bomb, Baby!
I'm in LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with the cheese.....:lips:
DapperButch
04-19-2010, 10:34 PM
WTF?? Oh yeah, the devil made them do it... Not the fact that the Catholic priesthood is built upon a patriarchal power structure that fits the predatory nature of pedophilia like a glove!!! Power and secrecy!!!
These assholes would be offending no matter what vocation they were in! And if one buys this theory, one is buying into blaming of the victim, hook, line and sinker!
Awwww, come on, my friend....
Patriarchal power structure does not make a person attracted to prepubescent children.
Don't you think you are reaching a bit on this one?
(and you know this is just a friendly poke, right?)
DapperButch
04-19-2010, 10:39 PM
I'm in LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with the cheese.....:lips:
DAMN IT!
And here I was all hopeful...:blues:
Gemme
04-19-2010, 11:09 PM
DAMN IT!
And here I was all hopeful...:blues:
:giggle:
Better luck next time!
AtLast
04-19-2010, 11:14 PM
Awwww, come on, my friend....
Patriarchal power structure does not make a person attracted to prepubescent children.
Don't you think you are reaching a bit on this one?
(and you know this is just a friendly poke, right?)
Oh, yup, I do, friendly poke!
No, I get what you are saying and agree. My comments are about the power dynamic of molestation/sex abuse and how powerful priests are regarded to be to Catholic school kids. I probably wasn't being clear. So much is really not sexually related with certain types of abusers. Its about power and control. Something that I see missing often in the reports of the catholic priest cases is information about the priests actual attraction to children.
The Catholic hierarchy just strikes me with the numbers of reported cases. And of course being raised Catholic and having been subjected to it as a female.
SuperFemme
04-19-2010, 11:15 PM
Tomorrow is the 4/20.
I nominate Daywalker the four two oh ombudsman of BFP.
Cookies for everyone.
QueenofQueens
04-19-2010, 11:36 PM
Hair dryers aren't supposed to shoot flames, right?
*blink*
I'm thinking it's time to buy a new one. Maybe one that's pink!
Depends... was it given you by an ex?
Enchantress
04-19-2010, 11:46 PM
Depends... was it given you by an ex?
Oh jeez, no, but one did touch it.
Good grief.
Want it? I think I'll do the *natural dry* from now on.
AtLast
04-20-2010, 01:55 AM
Tomorrow is the 4/20.
I nominate Daywalker the four two oh ombudsman of BFP.
Cookies for everyone.
Chocolate chip??
:missing:
Enchantress
04-20-2010, 02:23 PM
"You're the Marilyn Monroe of Lesbians" ...
Which is nice because I sometimes wish I was her (without the dead part).
JakeTulane
04-20-2010, 02:41 PM
:dots:
That is all.
BestButchBoy
04-20-2010, 03:15 PM
“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn.” -Gore Vidal
Oneida
04-20-2010, 04:18 PM
I have a mean, maybe hateful, pharmacist.
Mr. Moon
04-20-2010, 04:29 PM
I have a mean, maybe hateful, pharmacist.
Really? Do tell! :argue:
weatherboi
04-20-2010, 04:40 PM
the letter J is not on the periodic table...:thinking:
they got this show where warriors of different periods in History "fight" and who wins in Theory, right now they got shaka zulu vs william wallace.....I saw all the weapons of each and said "riiiight....this should be fun"..
'specially after seeing the Claymore...
:blink:
[they had one episode of Maori warrior vs Shaolin Monk...the Monk won, last minute, Maori lost his taiaha..shortly after, a few acrobatics from the Monk, a rapid hand motion , Poke in the Maori ear with long metallic sharp pointy thing....]
:eek:
DapperButch
04-20-2010, 05:27 PM
:giggle:
Better luck next time!
Now, Gemme...is that being kind? I think NOT! :slapfight:
Gemme
04-20-2010, 11:05 PM
Now, Gemme...is that being kind? I think NOT! :slapfight:
Whaaaaaaat? :innocent:
I wished you BETTER luck next time, didn't I?
:eyebat:
Write14u
04-21-2010, 02:04 PM
they got this show where warriors of different periods in History "fight" and who wins in Theory, right now they got shaka zulu vs william wallace.....I saw all the weapons of each and said "riiiight....this should be fun"..
'specially after seeing the Claymore...
:blink:
[they had one episode of Maori warrior vs Shaolin Monk...the Monk won, last minute, Maori lost his taiaha..shortly after, a few acrobatics from the Monk, a rapid hand motion , Poke in the Maori ear with long metallic sharp pointy thing....]
:eek:
I totally watched the Shaolin mond/Maori warrior. I didn't even think it would be a contest since brute strength was the main thing the Maori had. Although the head thwapper was pretty dang cool too. But nothing touched those hook swords the Shaolin monks had. Bad-ass.
Write14u
04-21-2010, 02:08 PM
Talking things over with the besties!
weatherboi
04-21-2010, 03:24 PM
i feel like i am at a michael jackson concert being held at the stinking rose
:mohawk::jester::chef:
Enchantress
04-21-2010, 04:02 PM
While running my fingers through my hair and massaging my scalp I realized that it felt relaxing, but nothing like when someone else does something like this. I then wondered why we can't experience the same pleasure when we touch ourselves (no, not in the dirty way)i.e. running our fingers over our own skin, massaging our own hands etc. But I came to the conclusion that nature has restricted this purposefully. If we did feel as much pleasure as when another touches us we would never get a thing done. We'd always be touching ourselves.
Mm hmm
BestButchBoy
04-21-2010, 04:08 PM
"But, there are no words."
JakeTulane
04-21-2010, 04:21 PM
Why is it out of E's whole entire post above. all I gleaned was "We'd always be touching ourselves"
:thinking:
Leigh
04-21-2010, 05:02 PM
Why is it out of E's whole entire post above. all I gleaned was "We'd always be touching ourselves"
:thinking:
Cuz you have a dirty mind thats why
:nyahnyah:
I totally Agree, as much as I admire Maori, he didn't stand a Chance against the Shaolin Monk...and the Monk was respectable...Spiritual, even after fuckin up the Warriors eardrum.....
Those blades were kick-ass...
U should see the Zulu vs Wallace....for a second, I did mumble "well, Shaka does Spit poison....sharp pointy spear"...Then they brought out the Claymore + Mace lookin thing and I changed my tune "Wellllp, So long shaka..."...
:badscore:
The Pirate vs the Knight, in my opinion, unfair ...
That shit just reminded me of Indiana Jones...
Crazy Sword Wielder shrieking and doing acrobatics....Indy is annoyed mildly by the sound, and shoots the fucker....Walks away...
Pretty much the same shit, after a long {and boring} fight...
That and the Pirate looked a little like Jack Sparrow..
Samurai vs Viking had some promise, I can't remember who won right now...
Leigh
04-21-2010, 07:36 PM
The Pirate vs the Knight, in my opinion, unfair ...
That shit just reminded me of Indiana Jones...
Crazy Sword Wielder shrieking and doing acrobatics....Indy is annoyed mildly by the sound, and shoots the fucker....Walks away...
Pretty much the same shit, after a long {and boring} fight...
That and the Pirate looked a little like Jack Sparrow..
Samurai vs Viking had some promise, I can't remember who won right now...
It was the Samurai :thumbsup:
Enchantress
04-21-2010, 07:52 PM
I want something but I have no idea what (but I definitely want it)...
Random? You betcha.
Gemme
04-21-2010, 08:41 PM
I wonder what movies the boys are picking out? Our cable's out and the DVR isn't working. Phooey.
SPECTACULAR METEOR SHOWER TONIGHT-DON'T MISS IT!
Yahoo News
In the pre-dawn hours of April 22 (1:00 - 3:00 am), be sure to look up. If you do, you'll likely be treated to a spectacular celestial show in the form of the Lyrids meteor shower.
Why bother to wake up at an ungodly hour to gaze at the sky? Several reasons. First, the Lyrids shower was, according to Meteor Showers Online, first observed at least 2,600 years ago, making it the oldest of any meteor shower. Secondly, viewers have a small chance "to get a glimpse of some dazzling fireball meteors from a completely different meteor swarm."
Here's a brief breakdown on the shower's history, tips on where to watch, and how in the heck the meteors earned their name...
How to see them
It's slightly more complicated that just craning your neck skyward, but not by much. For maximum viewing, you'll want to find a dark place, away from city lights, and with an open horizon. Lie back and give your eyes several minutes to adjust to the darkness. Then, wait for the show.
How to know if what you just saw was part of the shower or just some jerk with a laser pointer? SPACE.com explains that identifying a Lyrid meteor can be done by following its trail. A Lyrids meteor should have a trail that "points back to near the dazzling blue-white star Vega." You can check out a helpful sky chart here.
Old, but reliable
In China, there are ancient records from 687 B.C. and 15 B.C. of meteors that are "believed to be Lyrids." SPACE.com explains that the Lyrids caused a small panic in Richmond, Virginia, back in 1803. "Numerous townspeople... were roused from their beds by a fire alarm and were able to observe a very rich display between 1 and 3 o'clock." This time, we know they're coming.
How'd they get their name?
National Geographic has a nice write up on the meteors and their history. Vega's constellation, where the meteors appear to emanate from, is known as "Lyra." Hence, the "shooting stars" became known as "Lyrids." Simple enough, right?
What can you expect to see?
Whenever the Lyrids come around, they put on a slightly different show. As Anthony Cook, an astronomer for the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles, told National Geographic, "The only way to know what the Lyrids have in store for you, is to go outside and observe them." As for the fireballs, Space.com calls their appearance a "wildcard," but it's definitely in the realm of possibility.
It is gratifying to go to The Home Depot late at night....buying dirt........knowing that there were butches there even 1 hour from closing time.....
And me in my brand new red dress and all.....:angel:
Mmmmmm StickyBuns
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/eb4d96803c7fdc70.jpg
Worf : "Ba'el...yumyum...-Wiggles wrinkles-"
Ba'el :"teach me .....grrrr...kiss meeeee, hit me !!".....
worf: "zomGwtf!?!?!?!....Pointy ears, half-breed!!! Romulan child!!!" ...
ba'el : ~stupid duh glance~....
Worf: "ew..?"
:blink:
Lady Pamela
04-22-2010, 12:20 AM
http://www.profileking.org/comments/Funny/14.jpg
Just stoppin in to say hi!
Sunny
04-22-2010, 08:24 AM
Did anyone see the meteor shower this morning? Just wondering if you could see it. Maybe now my luck will change. LOL Heres to winning the Mega Millions!!!! Of course I would share with my friends.
Couldn't see it...partially Cloudy, and oddly enough, I live near Farms, but there's too much "Light"
:seeingstars:
BoDy*ShOt
04-22-2010, 06:14 PM
why oh why can't just my butt swell (to look like j-lo's preferably) instead of the rest of me during pms?
So I've been cleaning out closets and purging like a big ol' purgin' machine.....
And last night, I came across a box of books which belonged to my parents....(I've moved back to my childhood home.) Inside that box was....MY baby book!
OMG! It is in pristene condition, including the paper sleeve!.....and it's SO Dr. Spock!!!! The first 3/4's of it is how to make formula, change a diaper....lol....it's really quite hysterical! And the last 1/4 of it is the "Record" section......
There is NOTHING written in it! WHAT!?!?!? lol I think my Mom got thrown off by the reproductive chapter and didn't read any further. (I'm adopted......)
ANYway.....I'm glad to have it....but sure would have loved to have seen her sweet (and perfect) handwriting....
:wateringgarden:
Enchantress
04-22-2010, 06:40 PM
I need fudge. Yep, I said need.
I think a girl just called me ugly over caramel corn.
Julien
04-22-2010, 08:20 PM
I hate not having health insurance.:badmood::angry::cough:
Julien
04-22-2010, 08:23 PM
Have you ever felt that you were searching for something and you didn't know what it was? It's not an object, possibly not a person. You don't know what it is. All you know is that you need to find it. Maybe all we have to do is look inside ourselves.
Lady Pamela
04-22-2010, 08:46 PM
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The Importance of Apologizing
There are two little words that can go a long way to saving your marriage and keeping it healthy and happy for years to come. Those words are: “I’m sorry.”
I can’t tell you how many couples I have seen that have a problem with apologizing. People often get so caught up in their own way of seeing things that they can’t even muster an apology for simple offenses like leaving the cap off the toothpaste or forgetting to take out the garbage.
Unfortunately it seems that apologizing only becomes that much more difficult as problems get more sophisticated. A forgotten birthday or anniversary, hurtful words said in the heat of an argument, or a late night out with friends when you promised to be home for your family are all events that deserve a full and authentic apology. However, a lot of people react with defensiveness and anger instead of apologizing for situations like these.
I think that part of the reason people have such a hard time apologizing is because they equate the words “I’m sorry” with “I’m a rotten person” or “You’re better than I am.” But that isn’t what the words “I’m sorry” mean at all.
When you say “I’m sorry,” what you are doing is taking responsibility for something you did that hurt your partner. You’re showing that you realize what you did was hurtful, and communicating to your partner that you care about him or her enough to amend your actions so as not to cause the same problem again. You are not submitting to the idea that you are “less than. . .”.
People make mistakes. We all do. Sometimes the need for an apology is the result of a mistake. Sometimes we even make mistakes that hurt the people around us.
Other behaviors that need an apology might be the result of poor judgment. This is a situation where you intentionally (not by mistake) did something wrong because you made a bad choice. Examples include extra-marital affections, staying out too late with your friends, coming home drunk, and driving yourself, your spouse, or your children when you are under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
Often, these poor judgment calls like these hurt the people around us.
When you do something that needs an apology, it doesn’t necessarily mean you are a wretched person. Doing something wrong doesn’t make you a wrong person. It only means you took some action that you have to make amends for. You did something wrong, and now you need to deal with it.
In addition to this it could mean that there are areas of your personality or character that you need to work on. Egregious mistakes (like having an affair) or mistakes that you make over an over again (like consistently forgetting important events) mean you need to take some additional steps to rectify the parts of your character that created the possibility for these mistakes in the first place.
Even in these cases, it doesn’t mean you are an “evil” person. Rather, it means there are some areas you will likely need to make real changes in if you are going to live the kind of life you most want to live, and create a wonderful relationship with your spouse.
Whatever the case, when you hurt your partner, the very first thing you need to do is admit that you did something wrong and apologize for it.
Different situations require different kinds of apologies. Obviously, having an affair deserves a different kind of apology than leaving the cap off the toothpaste. As such, I can’t cover in this article all of the details of how to apologize for every offense.
Nonetheless, I would like to offer you a few suggestions on how to apologize for relatively minor offenses so you can start using apologies in your marriage today to show your partner you care and stay out of some unnecessary arguments.
For a fuller treatment of what kind of apology is needed when you have had an affair (or engaged in other extremely hurtful behavior) I refer you to my book Surviving an Affair. In the meantime, here are tips that will help you start apologizing for some mistakes that most couples face.
Tip #1: Admit What You Did Was Wrong
When you do something wrong in your marriage and you know it, it’s better to admit it, apologize, and move on. If you deny you did something wrong, act like you were justified in your actions, or otherwise defer responsibility for what you did, you are only setting yourself up for more trouble in the long run.
Just make a simple admission of the being wrong. Don’t defer responsibility, and don’t defend your actions. Openly and maturely admit what you did was wrong.
For example, let’s say Joe forgot that his wife, Sally, said she was going to have dinner ready for him when he got home from work. As a result he decided to go out for a drink with some colleagues from work instead of going home for dinner.
In this kind of situation Joe would want to avoid saying something like:
You know, you didn’t tell me you were going to cook me dinner. And even if you did, how can you expect me to remember anything you tell me when I’m on my way out the door? What’s so special about dinner, anyway? It’s just food. You’re being too picky. Just leave me alone about it, already.
It would be much more meaningful if he said something like:
You’re right. You asked me to be home for dinner and I totally forgot. I’m really sorry about that. I should have called home before I chose to go out for a drink anyway. That way you could have reminded me that we had dinner plans. I’m sorry I ruined your plans, and I’m sorry I hurt you.
And, if Joe truly does not remember Sally telling him in the morning, he would just omit the first sentence.
As you can see, the first response is filled with defensive justification It minimizes the importance of what Joe did and minimizes Sally’s feelings. Another variation would be for Joe to somehow make it Sally’s fault that he forgot their dinner plans.
On the other hand, the second response is a full admission that Joe did something wrong. In it he admits what he did was wrong, he says he’s sorry, and he expresses regret for hurting his partner’s feelings.
When you admit that you have done something wrong, you are communicating important information to your partner. You are telling your spouse that you care enough about his or her feelings to accept that what you did was hurtful, and you are telling him or her that you intend to be more conscious about these kinds of actions in the future.
In short, you show that you care about your partner’s feelings. That’s an important component of a good marriage.
Tip #2: Drop the Defensiveness
Apologies are as good as dead if they are stated in a defensive manner. When you adopt a defensive tone of voice, use physical mannerisms that are defensive, or if the words you use are meant to defend your case rather than admit your mistake, you aren’t making a real apology.
In fact, using the words “I’m sorry” with a defensive tone of voice is worse than not apologizing at all. It turns the entire apology into an invitation for resentment and hurt feelings.
Consider the following example:
What do you want from me? You want an apology? Fine, I’m sorry! Is that good enough for you?
What kind of response would you expect from this kind of apology? It’s pretty obvious that all it would do is create more hostility and frustration for everyone involved.
A better apology would sound something more like this:
I’m sorry for what I did. It was wrong, and I know that I hurt you. I never want to hurt you, and I truly feel bad for what I did. I know how I got myself into that situation and I will do my best to keep that from happening again.
As you can see, eliminating the defensive tone goes a long way toward making the apology more sincere. It reduces the possibility for additional hurt feelings, and opens a gateway for you to move past this issue toward a happier future. In most situations, an authentic and complete apology will also diffuse the other person’s anger.
Tip #3: Don’t Be Demeaning
When you are apologizing to your partner you should avoid demeaning his or her feelings. It may be that you won’t completely understand why your partner is hurt; however, it isn’t for you to decide whether or not your partner’s emotional response to your words or actions are justified. You don’t get to determine whether or not your partner “deserves” to be as hurt as he or she is. The hurt feelings exist. You helped create them. Now you have to deal with them.
Let’s look at an example. Imagine for a moment that Carl and Allison are working on repairing some problems in their marriage. Part of the problem they are facing is that Carl has a hard time communicating his feelings to Allison. He’s been doing a lot of work on his communication skills, but Allison still doesn’t feel she understands Carl very well.
At one point Allison says, “Carl, you just can’t communicate at all! I mean, I don’t understand what you’re talking about here.”
Carl’s feelings are really hurt by this statement. He’s been working hard to learn how to communicate better, and this statement from Allison totally blows him out of the water.
As a result he says, “Wow Allison. That really hurts. I mean, I’ve been working on these communication skills, and when you tell me that, it makes me feel like I’m just making no progress at all.”
Given this scenario, let’s imagine two different “apologies” from Allison and determine which one is going to be more meaningful.
First let’s look at a demeaning apology. Let’s imagine that Allison says something like:
Good grief! You’re completely overreacting. I mean, I can’t believe you’d get upset over something like that. I’m sorry. I should never have said anything I guess. You don’t know anything about feelings!
Now, I don’t consider this an apology. Though the words “I’m sorry” are contained in the statement, the feeling is demeaning. It fails to take into account Carl’s feelings. And perhaps worst of all, it’s likely to simply shut down Carl’s attempts at
communication.
On the other hand, Allison could say something like:
Gee Carl, I’m really sorry my words hurt you. I don't completely understand why my words hurt you, but I believe you when you tell me they did. Please tell me more so I understand what I did so I won’t do it again.
This apology is completely different. It communicates Allison’s inability to understand exactly why Carl is hurt, but it still takes his feelings into account. It isn’t demeaning. On the contrary, it opens up the possibility for further communication about the issue at hand.
Apologizing when you’ve done something wrong is one of the keys to a long-term marriage. Just saying the words “I’m sorry” when you’ve done something to hurt your spouse is a step in the right direction, but it’s usually not enough.
The tips in this article should help you take the apology a step further, and help you on your road to a relationship that is better than ever.
Let me know how it goes with you. I’d love to hear about your marriage. Post a comment to this blog by clicking the comment link below..
As always I wish you all the best on your road to a wonderful marriage.
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We saw this in Ann Arbor a couple of years ago. I was so impressed with it, I bought a copy off Amazon...
in thoughts of giving it a certain someone...but I haven't done so, yet.
Lady Pamela
04-22-2010, 09:02 PM
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I need to tell you Thank You for sharing this video!
My grandaughter is going through alot right now and I believe this may just be something she will use and like.
Thank you again!
that must be a helluva kewl thing on both accounts "take our children to work day " for the Obama girls...AND... Career day at School -lol- "fuck your Philharmonic Conductor, my daddy's El Prez !!"
:sunglass::seeingstars:
Lady Pamela
04-23-2010, 12:04 AM
A Personal Story Concerning LGBT National Silence Day.
My grandaughters movement on that day. She is almost 15 and this is her story.
http://outbeatyouth.org/index/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dayofsilence.jpg
Throughout this school year she has had many harrassing moments in her school towards her. One in which 2 boys tagged her locker with lesbo signs and such. Another where a girl was bullying her because of being lesbian. And a couple which involved teachers. One teacher even saying," Your a HOMO! And I don't agree with anything you do!"
With all this happening to her in the school. She decided to use National Silence Day to act upon all she has had happen. A peaceful way to present her issues.
In her school there were aproximately 30 LGBT students and 50 students who supported LGBT students who participated.
They wore signs saying,
"TODAY IS LGBT NATIONAL SILENCE DAY FOR HARRASSMENT,BULLYING AND ABUSE!
We are in silence for all thos who have been or will be harrassed or battered as a result to the bullying and wrong actions against us and others. For our choice to be who we are!
Under those words was a big question mark
?????
If you are wondering why we are silent ...JUST ASK!
Then they would had out a card instead of speaking which expalined the movement.
http://americansfortruth.com/uploads/2007/04/wv-dos-card.bmp
Well throughout the day...This one girl had harrassed and bullied my grandaughter all day. Even pushing her at one point and spinning her around saying..YOUR A LESBIAN..YOU WON'T HIT ME!"
This went on a few times and then out of the blue...When my grandaughter wasn't aware she was right by her...This girl sucker punched her in the face very hard. My grandaughter feels awful about that but she had to defend herself and knocked the girl out in one punch! Of course this is being addressed. It was all seen on the monitors so my grandaughter was not in trouble for it as well. But what symbol as to the day.
I am very proud of her for trying to handle things in a non abusive manner...And it saddened me that she wound up having to use physical force to protect herself. It really hurt her heart that she had to.
As a result of this happening, I have decided to take on that day to help the youth of LGBT students. On April 16th from here on out...I will be at the schools to help keep order first of all. Second, I am going to unite with our LGBT Center and raise awareness of this day in advance so it will make a much stroger impact in my community.
To bring it to light so to speak...Before the day...so those wanting to support or be a part will remember the day. And will also be able to support our little ones who are just wanting to be themselves.
Any ideas on what could do this that I might not have thought of?
I am doing:
BANNERS
SIGNS
Even talks if this applies.
Below is a little description of what this day is for and it's impact Nation wide:
It was orriginally started by a family member of someone who was gay bashed is 1996..And it is a very important day to keep our children safe in the schools and community.
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Day of Silence 2010: Silent Protest on behalf of LGBT is celebrated as The National Day of Silence to protest against lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) harassment in schools.
The question will remain open that if observance of Day of Silence can end anti-LGBT harassment in society especially in schools? LGBT bullying has given birth to many tragic stories in the nation, so the need to end this bullying was felt and first National Day of Silence was observed in 1996.
The need for observance of such a day was first felt by students of Virginia University who organized the first Day of Silence.
The Day of Silence has now become a popular movement throughout the world and students of all ages have joined the protest against bullying and harassment of LGBT.
Day of Silence 2010 is being observed on 16 April, 2010
The first annual Day of Silence was aimed to create better relationship between the gay and straight students.
On 16 April in observance of Day of Silence 2010, the students will remain silent throughout the day but at the same time not hindering the educational process. Some areas choose to observe it on April 15th as well. They would try to refrain from speaking in their free time such as at lunch, recess but they will carry all the other instructional activities by speaking when necessary.
The Day of Silence campaign is getting momentum day by day and today at 14th Day of Silence we have thousands of students participating in the campaign in order to spread awareness about the dangers of bullying the LGBT.
Here are just a couple sites describing this movement.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2089/2442641578_61cb1726d8.jpg
http://personalmoneystore.com/moneyblog/2010/04/16/day-of-silence-2010-speaking-cards-lgbt/
http://www.dayofsilence.org/index.cfm
I posted this on a couple threads because I feel very strongly about it's content. Sorry if this affends anyone for me doing so.
Write14u
04-23-2010, 01:02 AM
I wonder why an early morning of work is guaranteed to ALWAYS follows a late night of work. *le sigh*
Lady Pamela
04-23-2010, 02:26 AM
Pulled a card for this thread...smiles
http://www.deviantart.com/download/98342044/Strength_Tarot_Card_VIII_by_Tyrantx.png
Meaning:
Introduction: Strength indicates the importance of mind over matter, and reminds you to focus on what you do want rather than what you don't want in your life. Its main point is that you have the ability to harness your thoughts and to use them for your - and everyone else's - highest good. Not only do you have the ability; you have the responsibility. So conquer your fears, control your impulses, and never lose patience with yourself or what you are doing.
General: It's important now for you to make time to meditate and contemplate and spend some time alone even if you are in a committed relationship and have nineteen children! Do not allow yourself to spend time in preoccupation and fear. Outward things will be going all right but what is of the most paramount importance is keeping your head on straight.
Work: Work should be going well. If you're looking for work, know that you have the wherewithal and the skillset to find it. If you're already employed, and there is room for upward mobility, don't hesitate to negotiate for what you're worth. You might be surprised at the positive reception that you get. If there's not room for a raise or promotion where you are now, give serious thought to finding something where there is this possibility, or consider what it would take for you to strike out on your own business-wise. You may have more options than you typically think possible.
Love: Love should be going very well - if you're committed, this is very likely to be a strong relationship that is mutually supportive and beneficial. If you're looking for someone, this is a much better-than-average time to meet people. You should be in a self-confident phase, so get out and mingle. You might be very pleasantly surprised by how things work out.
Finances: Money should be in a positive cycle. Be sure to save some, even if it's only a little, and even if you've been doing without for quite some time and feel a desperate need to treat yourself or the people that you care about. You may actually be getting ready to purchase a home or other big-ticket item. Don't borrow more than you can comfortably repay, of course.
Health: Your health and vitality should be strong and robust now. This is a great time to correct bad habits if you need to do so in order to protect your health. Starting with small goals like a daily ten-minute walk could very well lead you to where you want to be, which is even healthier and stronger than you're feeling right now. Yes, it can get better!
Spirituality: This is likely to be a very spiritual time for you even if you don't have anything close to a religious belief. To be truly strong, you must pay attention to and develop each leg of the triad we are made from: body, mind, and spirit. Be sure you are spending time on all three. That's hardest to do when things are difficult; if you receive this card when you are at a low point, know that things are very likely to be looking up soon. This card is a reminder that you are strong - probably stronger than you think.
TxsCharmr
04-23-2010, 06:00 AM
Hello, My name is Txscharmr and I am addicted to BUBBLE SHOOTER!!!
:brainsucker:
wow, Lady Pamela..
That was a very thought-provoking post..
I was trying to figure out how I missed it...
It was posted today so I said "duh, Rook"
We had our Day of Silence last Friday here in Ohio..
I carried around a few Papers similar to what your granddaughter had..
My relatives were a piece of work that day...
They kept saying things that Normally would have me responding sarcastic or pissy..
My brother at the beginning of the day says to me "This is too good, you're finally quiet, I dont have to listen to u harp on about the Queer agenda"..
I smiled, and flipped hm off...
At Dialysis, I would give the paper to whoever spoke and wanted a reply...
Mind you, the only times we were told we Should speak is for something very very important and there's no paper/pen around...Emergencies too.
My tech stared at the paper, and mumbled "I had no idea"..
Apparently he saw I was confused, and he said "I didnt know u were gay"...
I did chuckle a little...
We made a Hellacius Ruckus when it came time to "Break the Silence" And we each discussed our Experiences during our Silence..Some were really inspiring, some were surprising..and some only successfully pissed me off.
I truly hope the symbolism works for people like your granddaughter...
As for help with your Plans..
There's a Group in quite a few Schools called "GSA"..
Gay/Straight Alliance...
You could help your Granddaughter with it as well..
http://gsanetwork.org/resources/building-your-gsa
:)
Much Luck, we'll get there....slowly, but...we will
JakeTulane
04-23-2010, 01:47 PM
Wow. Do people even understand how they make another feel? I am not perfect, I do not always "get it". However, to be blatantly mean? shakes My head.
That is all.
Lady Pamela
04-23-2010, 01:58 PM
This is my GREAT GREAT NEPHEW
I am a very proud Great Great Auntie!
This is Kaison Anthony Burnett
4 lbs 5 ounces
He was born last night
He was born at 34 week into the pragnancy
He is doing well but he is another lil miricle baby!
http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs420.snc3/25276_385264799421_681939421_4096341_7965006_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs437.ash1/24144_422700780929_544600929_5800461_1112_n.jpg
MsTinkerbelly
04-23-2010, 04:23 PM
Based on past experience, vicious dogs should be leashed.:dog:
moxie
04-23-2010, 04:23 PM
90 minutes of awesomeness...then he dipped.
end scene.
Mister Bent
04-23-2010, 04:28 PM
Wow. Do people even understand how they make another feel? I am not perfect, I do not always "get it". However, to be blatantly mean? shakes My head.
That is all.
Intentional cruelty is something I can't grasp. It speaks only to the practitioner.
JakeTulane
04-23-2010, 04:58 PM
Intentional cruelty is something I can't grasp. It speaks only to the practitioner.
Indeed My Friend, Indeed.
Julien
04-23-2010, 05:11 PM
I love thunderstorms.:rainsing:
Archie comics is going to Introduce a Gay character....
:wtf:
Enchantress
04-23-2010, 07:13 PM
A sprained ankle is icky.
Write14u
04-23-2010, 07:35 PM
Hour 12 of this work day rolling around with at least another good three hours to go before I can call it a day. Hopefully, tomorrow's day won't be as long. Not sure if I'll be at Talladega for the Nationwide race tomorrow, but I'll definitely be there on Sunday for the Sprint Cup race. I have a nice red sheen to my face and arms (we call that a Dega tan around here).
Andrew, Jr.
04-23-2010, 07:38 PM
Brett Michaels...he complained of a horrible headache. He went to the hospital, and it was discovered that he had a brain hemmorage. Unbelieveable news. I hope he recovers fully. He has such a young family.
My first Lesbian Pub experience in the U.S. was... odd...
My girlfriend at the time wanted a night out , I didnt feel comfortable in a hetero pub...so we went to a lesbian pub in Columbus...
I was 20...
the bouncer liked me so she turned a blind eye...
after drinkin 3 cuba Libre's, I wanted music, went to the jukebox took my sweet time checkin what was available...somehow, That seemed to signal to a girl "available"..
She paused by the jukebox, I looked up and smiled, she grinned..
I went back to my curiosity, when I found a song, she offered to pay...
In another setting, had my girl agreed to poly, I would've been all over it...
I told her I was with someone she says "Awwww...tsk, I'll be at that table with my friends" pointed, and they waved, gigglin....
My girl wasn't amused...
I did get bored, saw the Bouncer, sat next to her and struck up a Conversation....
I asked how she got the Cast on her hand, she told me, in detail...
I was a cocky lil shit and mumbled my birthday's comin' up, wanna guess how old?..she had a slight pink hued cheek and said "no that's ok...and don't tell me, cuz then we might have problems"
My girl happily dragged my ass back to the table, and a hetero couple walked by..The guy made the mistake of calling me a redneck fag...
right there, middle of lesbian Pub...
I had to..
Walked over to the table, the girl kept apologizing saying they didnt want trouble, just a nice drink and quiet fun..
I smiled, bouncer was gettin closer, and I said quietly "I may look like a redneck faggot, but I can guarantee u, if I took lil miss beauty queen to the bathroom, you'd go home alone, me entiendes?"
he got up, Bouncer escorted them Out...
I told my girl "i'd rather be home, reading a book right about now":LGBTQFlag:
[yup im bored...join me lol]
Gemme
04-23-2010, 08:09 PM
Based on past experience, vicious dogs should be leashed.:dog:
And so should their owners. It all flows downhill.
I agree with Gemme...
It's all in the Owner...
u can have a pitbull...or a Rottie...and how u raise them reflects on how they behave...
I've met the dumbest, sweetest rotties alive...
And I know people who say their pitbulls are big babies :superfunny:
Too much Animal Cops for me , I suppose..I need to stop watchin that show
I worked as an emergency vet tech for a while, and the vast majority of pits and rotties were very well-behaved, sweet-tempered dogs.
My bad luck was mostly with sharpeis and chows - but I think I just don't speak their language.
Nat, my pit mix, Lucy, would LOVE You! She's a precious one!
Lady Pamela
04-23-2010, 11:06 PM
http://www.joanwong.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/4030814_blog.jpg
Just a lil food for thought!
How it is possible to imagine that a religion breathing the spirit of mercy and benevolence, teaching the forgiveness of injuries, the exercise of charity, and the return of good for evil, can be so perverted as to breathe the spirit of slaughter and persecution, of discord and vengeance, for differences of opinion, is a most unaccountable and extraordinary phenomenon. Still more extraordinary, that it should be the doctrine, not of base and wicked men merely seeking to cover up their own misdeeds, but of good men, seeking the way of salvation with uprightness of heart and purpose. It affords a melancholy proof of the infirmity of human judgment, and teaches a lesson of humility from which spiritual pride may learn meekness, and spiritual zeal a moderating wisdom.
Scheduled for Delivery: Saturday, April 24, 2010
Class: Priority Mail®
Service(s): Delivery Confirmation™
Status: Arrival at Post Office
just sayin' is all....
Julien
04-24-2010, 07:46 AM
The Weather Channel has something called Tor/Con (for tornado conditions). It is a rating of the chances any city will get a tornado within 50 miles. Nashville is at a 7. Tuscaloosa, AL has an 8. Some places in Mississippi have a 9. Ahh technology, what would we do without it? Living in Alabama.
Random
04-24-2010, 07:53 AM
I worked as an emergency vet tech for a while, and the vast majority of pits and rotties were very well-behaved, sweet-tempered dogs.
My bad luck was mostly with sharpeis and chows - but I think I just don't speak their language.
Back in the day...
Never had one problem with a pit or a rottie.. they were lovies..
I had issues with the toy poodles and cocker spanials.. Apparently I did not speak their language...
I got in trouble friday, supposedly losing too much weight :argue:...
Dietitian even said they'll turn a blind on some foods I shouldn't have as long as I take my binders while eating or immediately after [which I do anyways]
~mimic jackjackjack~
I ignore it mostly, why?
4 Years ago?
Verbatim
"You're somewhat Big, and you have to lose a little for Transplant"
"Are you saying I'm obese?"
"No, just, a bit over the required weight"
:brainsucker:
My relatives keep bringing up anorexia..
~waves 'em off~
:rant:
Boots13
04-24-2010, 11:58 AM
I got to sleep in this morning and I dont work until this afternoon. I got to drink coffee and I spammed the galllery...LOL, maybe I better go back to work.
Andrew, Jr.
04-24-2010, 01:11 PM
Lady Pamela,
I loved your post. I wish there was a religion that was 100% true. :candle:
Lady Pamela
04-24-2010, 01:57 PM
Lady Pamela,
I loved your post. I wish there was a religion that was 100% true. :candle:
Thank you.
But what I will tell you to that is this.
Be true to yourself...You do not need an organized religion to be faithful and feel a part of something.
If you choose to go this is fine...but remember...worship comes from within...not from a building...Understand?
Leigh
04-24-2010, 02:25 PM
Thank you.
But what I will tell you to that is this.
Be true to yourself...You do not need an organized religion to be faithful and feel a part of something.
If you choose to go this is fine...but remember...worship comes from within...not from a building...Understand?
This is very good advice :)
Lady Pamela
04-24-2010, 03:30 PM
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/smileyfaceherbs_photos/believe.jpg
To truely believe in yourself is to trust that what comes from within you.
And know that the information you recieve is from a deeper conciousness than on day to day analitical level..
Believe in all which can not be broken down into a lie.
If something is of pure truth, it can not be broken down or will not fade.
To be spiritual does not mean you need to follow another persons path.
If you choose to share, fine. But know you are a spiritual being all on your own.
Be true to yourself first and foremost in all things.
And all things good will follow!
well...so much for me ever going to arizona now....
i had enuff with racial profiling after 9/11....
Write14u
04-24-2010, 06:58 PM
I'm excited that today is just a 10- or 11-hour work day. *grin*
Billy
04-24-2010, 07:05 PM
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/smileyfaceherbs_photos/believe.jpg
To truely believe in yourself is to trust that what comes from within you.
And know that the information you recieve is from a deeper conciousness than on day to day analitical level..
Believe in all which can not be broken down into a lie.
If something is of pure truth, it can not be broken down or will not fade.
To be spiritual does not mean you need to follow another persons path.
If you choose to share, fine. But know you are a spiritual being all on your own.
Be true to yourself first and foremost in all things.
And all things good will follow!
Awesome ! :)
Andrew, Jr.
04-24-2010, 07:10 PM
Lady Pamela,
Yes I understand. I think it is your soul that you are referring too. My faith is outdoors, during all seasons. I find it in the seashells I find, or the fish I catch and then release back. We are all creatures of our higher power's thought & imagination. And it is continuing on today, and really every day.
I find comfort going outdoors and watching boats going and coming. I marvel at the current of the water. The spray that flies up. And marvel in all of the life that comes alive in the springtime. Life abounds.
I do believe in myself, and value my being or spirit. I know rejection first hand by my parents. I know what the difference is between a false person and a true friend. That is why I am grateful for the good friends I have. We have been friends for over 20+ years. However, with this little medical issue that has popped up, we will see what happens as each day unfolds.
Enchantress
04-24-2010, 07:31 PM
While attempting to walk my :dog: (I say attempting because it's not easy to walk when one has a hurt ankle and foot), I came across a swirling mass of knats. While attempting to avoid swallowing one I held my breath while walking around them. However, I then couldn't breathe (which often happens when one holds ones breath), panic ensued, I let out my breath only to suck one of the little monsters in.
The best laid plans and all that.
*blink*
JakeTulane
04-24-2010, 07:51 PM
Duck and run.
gawds... the heavens wept, al pacino playing dr. kevorkian....lookin so fuckin old {A lot older than Angels in America}
From this
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/Montana.jpg
to This
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/DrKevorkian.jpg
nothing bad with aging..
But, it's always astonishing to see someone Change like that, even with make-up :cheesy:
Kimbo
04-24-2010, 11:46 PM
I kicked ass with the sander..still more to do. It is so good to see the end nearing...I'm really excited about having my bedroom back.
Cyclopea
04-25-2010, 01:05 AM
http://www.alleewillis.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Jesus-use-me-LP3.jpg
Lady Pamela
04-25-2010, 01:53 PM
Was sitting here remembering My mom.
Wanted to send out a dedication to her.
To thank her for being the most wonderful woman/person and teacher and best friend in my life.
This is a Poem and Song dedicated to her.
I hope that I am making her proud!
And shine even a little bit of the light that she taught/shared and shined on me!
This is also good for a dedication to your moms....smiles
http://www.wtv-zone.com/Mary/THANKYOUMOM.HTML
Thanks for keeping your promise Mamma!
I feel you Everyday!
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h184/born2bdiffrient/mom.jpg
Write14u
04-25-2010, 02:06 PM
So I'm sitting here in the infield at Talladega Superspeedway. The race is the slowest part of the day for me. Just sitting back waiting to see what happens, then it's run out and catch drivers for quotes and run back in and write like hell. Been here since 9 a.m. and won't be done with the day til after midnight, I'm sure. But it's pretty exhilarating.
I could grow to like this new Doctor Who...
Kentucky Derby next weekend ~squeeee !!!!!
Isn't it reassuring to know that a Sleep Number Bed can save marriages?
:|
the little collection of stores which has been being built for months and months, (and is less than a full block from me), finally opened yesterday...
the place, which is really too small to be realistic, was Mobbed...our little neighborhood in SF is really a village kinda site...there is: a knife shop (they sharpen as well) a vegetable place, a sushi shop, bakery, empanadas, and a pickle place which also has sandwiches...point neen??...
carrots...that's the point...at the vegetable place they had bunches of carrots, still dirt on 'em and the greens in tact...I could tell they were gonna be good...and I was Right!!...I haven't had carrots this good since moving from new york--and we've been out here since '76...they were Perfect...we went down again today and, while there were slim pickens left, I did find another bunch and they too are grand...the person who owns the little booth said she is going to try to get more next week...
what I really liked about her (in addition to her almost full sleeve) is that she said she is exhausted from having to talk to people all day...it made me laugh since I feel the say way when I am at a show...all the small talk, and smiling, and friendly stuff...not my natural inclination to be sure...and yet, if one wants to sell, one has to do all the interpersonal crap...it made me laugh to hear her complain about it though...I think I will just keep going down there so she has to chat to me !!
what I know I will do is make a carrot cake...I hope she'll get in a fresh batch of them 'cause they will make a screamin' cake...
this eye strain was brought to you by good 'ole yappy neen....
moxie
04-25-2010, 05:01 PM
Why does the world need a peppermill with a light in it? Is there a strong demand for fresh-cracked pepper in the dark and I don't know about it?
jaysee
04-25-2010, 06:20 PM
i need a date..
jaysee
04-25-2010, 06:52 PM
some do reply yes.. and send them thousands.. it is sad..
JakeTulane
04-25-2010, 07:03 PM
Better to know now rather than later.
:lawnmower:
Enchantress
04-25-2010, 07:50 PM
"I still remember your tiny fists wrapped around the cutlery as you shook it threateningly at me with murder in your eyes. Even the waitress was worried."
Addendum: I would have never used them. NO, really.
This moment brought to you by a summer evening two years ago at Tony Roma's.
*blink*
Ah, the memories.
God I miss Los Angeles!
Write14u
04-25-2010, 09:50 PM
Toothpicks. I need them to keep my eyes open.
That is all.
Lady Pamela
04-25-2010, 10:25 PM
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs6/300W/i/2005/057/7/8/Dare_to_Dream_by_thetigress.jpg
Bring Your Dreams To Life!
Lady Pamela
04-25-2010, 10:58 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h184/born2bdiffrient/followyourdreams.jpg
If you can truely dream it!
You can hold it in your hands!
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h184/born2bdiffrient/sunsetinhands.jpg
Leigh
04-26-2010, 12:04 AM
I'm on youtube right now finding old Bryan Adams songs, listening to "Summer of 69" ............ gotta love it :D
Words
04-26-2010, 01:15 AM
Negativity kills and I refuse to accept it as a part of my life.
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Some of these photos are pretty neat
I love this woman's version of "Lightning Crashes"
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youtube is neat.
i'll never understand las vegas weddings.I don't care how fucking drunk we are, some jackass says "*Hiccup* let's get married, there's an awesome *burp* Drive-Thru chapel, cheap too!!"....I swear, I can be piss-ass skunk drunk I will still say "get the fuck outta here, sleep it off...My dream wedding doesnt involve any drive-thru with a preacher dressed as elvis" {that is, once Nevada approves same-sex weddings}
:blink:
Gemme
04-26-2010, 02:28 AM
Why does the world need a peppermill with a light in it? Is there a strong demand for fresh-cracked pepper in the dark and I don't know about it?
Some people like to spice things up, yanno? :thumbsup:
Lady Pamela
04-26-2010, 02:53 AM
http://images2.cafepress.com/product/15414362v1_480x480_Front.jpg
http://lgbtsewisc.org/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Gay_Parenting.32853005_std.jpg
One step closer to LGBT people being recognized as true loving caring legal parents!
This story was in the news today.
Britain's First Baby with Two Woman on Her Birth Certificate!
LGBT parents are often prone to discrimination when they want to adopt. Their parenting abilities are scrutinized, and they face great expense for medical procedures and legal fees. The process of making two gay parents legal guardian to a child is difficult and time-consuming.
In Britain, Lily-May Woods was born with two women as parents on her birth certificate. Lily-May's birth mother, Natalie, is designated as 'mother,' while Natalie's partner Betty is listed as 'parent.'
This positive news comes after the Human Fertilization and Embryology Act of 2008, which gives partners in same-sex relationships equal status as parents. When the sperm donor is known, the sperm donor legally becomes the child's father. But since Natalie and Betty chose an anonymous sperm donor, Lily-May doesn't have a father listed on the birth certificate. The parents selected the sperm donor from a choice of four men based on records of his health, personality, looks, and motives for donating.
Natalie and Betty are facing controversy from those who don't believe they can do a good job raising a daughter without a father. Have these naysayers forgotten how many households in straight families don't involve fathers? Many children are raised from single mothers, deceased fathers, or fathers who abandoned their kids. What's important is not the gender of the parents, but that the child is in a loving household.
Not all parents in "normal" homes, after all, are well fit for parenting. Many children are the result of unwanted pregnancies and live with parents who don't have the means to provide for them. Meanwhile, millions of children are brought up in gay and lesbian households, and none of those children are accidental or unwanted.
Unlike many children of straight parents, Lily-May will grow up to know that she was wanted, and that her parents were willing to go through whatever work necessary to have her and show her their love. It's unfortunate that she'll have to face the obstacle of prejudiced people who doubt the legitimacy of her family. Luckily, acceptance of gay adoptions seems to be on the rise. Hopefully, support will rise quickly, so Lily-May can grow up with love and acceptance from both her family and her community.
http://images8.cafepress.com/product/89704898v4_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg
Enchantress
04-26-2010, 08:06 AM
Somehow I have managed to bite my tongue. It is now swollen and I talk funny.
That is all. Oh yes and I despise Mercury in retrograde. Carry on.
WILDCAT
04-26-2010, 08:32 AM
Martha Stewart just actually TRULY scared me on her morning show here with her comment "ALWAYS keep hand clippers on you" while walking about her yard pruning trees and such.
Just can't quite explain it... :praying: (It was the "visual CUT" I think that did it!)
(And no, I don't follow her show normally, just channel surfed to it...)
leatherfaery
04-26-2010, 08:32 AM
Somehow writing affirmations seemed to work. I feel much better about life's annoyances overall.
Gemme
04-26-2010, 12:31 PM
The dogs forced their way into the bathroom with me this morning.
It's too early for an audience, babies. :blink:
Mitmo01
04-26-2010, 12:42 PM
hahhaahahha you cannot keep our cats outta the bathroom...for even if you shut the door, they are right there scratching at it to get in......it always makes me laugh...
they must think that some exciting things go on in that place lol
Gemme
04-26-2010, 12:45 PM
hahhaahahha you cannot keep our cats outta the bathroom...for even if you shut the door, they are right there scratching at it to get in......it always makes me laugh...
they must think that some exciting things go on in that place lol
They're searching for the biiiig litter box, I bet. :blink:
UofMfan
04-26-2010, 01:09 PM
I woke up at 4:00 a.m. to the realization that I had no electricity, it turned out that most of my neighborhood didn't have electricity.
I despise cold showers, but after taking one I went to work. Thankfully I got my power back on a little while ago.
Oh, and I had promised to wake someone up in the States but without electricity I was also out of my US phone. So I made an international long distance call to keep my word.
Mercury, how much longer?
Leigh
04-26-2010, 02:03 PM
Well I went out today to get a criminal record check done for My new job, and had to fill out an application form to get it done. I paid the fee, gave them My ID and went to fill out the form and of course (inserting grumble here) had to deal with those lovely boxes ~ "Male" and "Female". Of course I had no choice but to check off female, not that I wanted to, but I kind of had to. My insides were screaming out, asking why just because I have tits and a hole between My legs do I have to check a box that I do NOT fit into? :annoyed:
. just because I have tits and a hole between My legs do I have to check a box
:annoyed:
I know it's a drag, but the way you put this is too damn funny.
Andrew, Jr.
04-26-2010, 02:14 PM
Today on the news I heard that the CDC announced that 3 out of 5 Americans had 1 of 3 chronic illnesses. They are high cholesterol, high blood pressure, and diabetes. All of these are causing more people to have heart disease. This is from their latest study on obesity in America.
Braedon,
Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!
SuperFemme
04-26-2010, 02:16 PM
I woke up at 4:00 a.m. to the realization that I had no electricity, it turned out that most of my neighborhood didn't have electricity.
I despise cold showers, but after taking one I went to work. Thankfully I got my power back on a little while ago.
Oh, and I had promised to wake someone up in the States but without electricity I was also out of my US phone. So I made an international long distance call to keep my word.
Mercury, how much longer?
The Universe gave you the cold shower you deserve.
A priest told me. :grandpiano:
Butterbean
04-26-2010, 02:23 PM
I missed the Census by a day. That means they are coming. My intention is to register Blossom as a 4 year old human being'
In 100 years some family member is going to be reviewing those records (like I do now) and wonder about the mystery of the lost child. lmao
.
Queerasfck
04-26-2010, 02:29 PM
I missed the Census by a day. That means they are coming. My intention is to register Blossom as a 4 year old human being'
In 100 years some family member is going to be reviewing those records (like I do now) and wonder about the mystery of the lost child. lmao
.
O, what a great idea!!!! I love it!
Leigh
04-26-2010, 02:53 PM
I know it's a drag, but the way you put this is too damn funny.
Haha I have no idea where that came from but after I posted it I had a good laugh over it :lol2:
Braedon,
Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!
I didn't think to leave it blank but unfortunately there was no other box, so I checked one just to humor them :eyebrow:
Corkey
04-26-2010, 03:00 PM
I like to call "That hole between my legs" The Palace of Pleasure.
Can anyone tell I'm trying to avoid a work project today that involves Natural Casing Braunschweiger and how to describe it in an appealing way?
it pops then squishes in yer mouth!
I like braunschweiger, just not in casings eeewwwww it's a texture thing.
Leigh
04-26-2010, 03:02 PM
I like to call "That hole between my legs" The Palace of Pleasure.
I'm sure it is a palace of pleasure for you June, and thats fantastic :cheer:
Unfortunately for Me, its not :(
I like to call "That hole between my legs" The Palace of Pleasure
hahahahaha
Julien
04-26-2010, 03:14 PM
Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!
Nicely done. That particular question always causes me to pause and think about it. :glasses:
Leigh
04-26-2010, 05:00 PM
Nicely done. That particular question always causes me to pause and think about it. :glasses:
I think about that all the time, and often wonder why we have to be stuffed into a box like that? Stuff to ponder for sure :thinking:
Write14u
04-26-2010, 06:24 PM
While sitting in a Starbucks in Birmingham, I'm pretty sure I was privvy to a first date between these two guys. It was kinda neat doing the (unavoidable) eavesdropping of how it was going. *grin*
JakeTulane
04-26-2010, 06:51 PM
Using the rearview mirror as you drive for a vanity place is :2nddaywalker:shitcrazy.
That is all.
SassyLeo
04-26-2010, 07:16 PM
I was a cranky bitch today at work... let's hope tomorrow is a better day :deepthoughts:
moxie
04-26-2010, 07:34 PM
Abu Dhabi? Aiden? wtf?
Can't wait to see it!
Wish Miley Cyrus wasn't in it.
Ya know, Austin prides itself on bein' just a little weird.....
Tonight was no exception.....gotta love it when the weatherman makes a point to show the bats flight showing up on radar!
Oh hellz yeah! Austin has the largest urban bat colony (Mexican free tails) in the US.....about 1 1/2 million of those little pookies!
And when they all take off from under the Congress Ave. bridge at dusk, they evidently show up on radar!!!
How cool is THAT?
Gemme
04-26-2010, 10:39 PM
If it makes you feel the slightest bit better, Braedon, please try to remember that everyone has at least one hole between their legs.
In other news, I found the internet. It can't hide from me any longer. :curtain:
BoDy*ShOt
04-26-2010, 10:55 PM
Using the rearview mirror as you drive for a vanity place is :2nddaywalker:shitcrazy.
That is all.
*that*'s not what it's for?? :spruceup:
At 7 am, "The Remains of the Day " is actually interesting {might even get the Book}....
:coffee:
JakeTulane
04-27-2010, 06:15 AM
*that*'s not what it's for?? :spruceup:
NOT when anyone is driving near Me. *grins*
I just heard that we have to wait until November before Mr. Bush's book is released....the title is 'Decision Points'.
But I really would like to suggest that he stay true to form.....and call his book 'Decisionary Pointage'...........
Or something like that.....
:scared:
Sybelle
04-27-2010, 06:55 AM
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morningstar55
04-27-2010, 07:33 AM
hmm my, coffee is very . VERY .. delisshhhhh this morning:flowers:
Gemme
04-27-2010, 11:19 AM
I feel like I'm going into a battle of wits, unarmed. :blink:
NJFemmie
04-27-2010, 11:42 AM
My cell phone is a piece of ca-ca.
I used to like it, but not anymore.
(*#@&(@&$)@*
Write14u
04-27-2010, 11:51 AM
It's good to be home with not a lot to do. I think I shall make this my day off.
adorable
04-27-2010, 01:10 PM
In cauda venenum.....
Just_G
04-27-2010, 03:00 PM
In no particular order:
women make me crazy, sequin tube tops rock, today is national mule day and that makes me happy, I am wound tighter than a rubber band right now and can only think of one way to deal with this pent up energy....and it ain't singing koom by ya by the campfire!! :bolt:
I can't stand Miley Ray Cyrus...she needs to go away; her and her dad both! Why can't we vote people out of Hollywood like we do off of certain tv shows?
I am grouchy today and I hate how that feels...luckily it doesn't happen but once or twice a year!!
PinkieLee
04-27-2010, 03:16 PM
In no particular order:
women make me crazy, sequin tube tops rock, today is national mule day and that makes me happy, I am wound tighter than a rubber band right now and can only think of one way to deal with this pent up energy....and it ain't singing koom by ya by the campfire!! :bolt:
I can't stand Miley Ray Cyrus...she needs to go away; her and her dad both! Why can't we vote people out of Hollywood like we do off of certain tv shows?
I am grouchy today and I hate how that feels...luckily it doesn't happen but once or twice a year!!
Not only do sequin tube tops rock... but so does Barbie's arm.
Miley doesn't work my nerves as much as Taylor Swift. I must admit, the Hoedown Throwdown is a catchy little dance...
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Guess what... that's 2 minutes of your life that you will never get back!
Love ya BBFF!
Just_G
04-27-2010, 03:22 PM
Pinkie, you KNOW I am not wasting 2 minutes of my life on that video...lol :scared:
Her and Taylor Swift should go find a nice tropical island to live on! I would not miss their singing one iota!
Maybe I just need to go sit on an island by myself until I am no longer Mr. Grumpiola! :3butch:
I normally don't care when I'm called "Sir", "young man", or..in the case of an elderly lady at Dialysis "hey boy, boy with red hair, pay attention, i'm callin u!!"..
However, when I'm in the womens bathroom {cuz the guys give me heebie jeebies with stares in that store}, and some Schmuck knocks on my door, I stay Quiet, wiggle my feet under...and I hear "red Coat, with Black, blue Jeans?", I hafta reply.."mm-hmm?".."you're aware this is the ladies room, son?"....At this point, any urge to pee went to hell...and it takes A LOT for me to piss, even at Home, So I mumbled "gimmie a sec?", he says 'sure thing', I get out, I notice the lady's got a Look that could petrify a 5 yr old, before the Manager could say shit I raised my finger and said "For the record, I'm a biological woman", Both expressions instantly changed...hers to Horror, his to embarrassment, I walked out with him apologizing...
What stunned me is, in the Jeep I'm telling my relatives this, and my brother hit the Brakes..
did a U turn, and stopped by the Exit, and got out, asked me to follow, I told him the guy apologized, and he said "uh-uh.."
He asked for the Manager, the guy pops up, see's me, his face goes red, and sighs..
My brother asked him "How often do you see Buzz'cut women walk thru your doors here at Lowe's?"
The guy stalled saying "I apologize, it was clearly a misunderstanding, it won't happen again"
My brother repeated the question and added "I'm sure you see a Bunch, and even employ a few"
I coughed briefly and told him in Spanish "Don't go there, that's just as bad, he said sorry, let's go"
He stood there, and the guy mumbled "I'm truly sorry, the lady was concerned and I had to make sure"
Soo.. my brother said "Don't assume, ask before following someones prejudiced stereotypes, if this happens again, I' have your name, and I'll send a nice e-mail to your Corporate"
We left, with complimentary 'white out' mt. dew [I loved the Irony]
:blink::rrose:
PinkieLee
04-27-2010, 03:25 PM
Mr. Grumpypants....
When you get home, crack open a nice cold beer, and spray a lil' cotton candy perfume in the air ~ it will make everything better. Ok, maybe not, but thoughts of strippers will dance in your head.
June how 'bout " Cyndi Lauper's She-Bop?....
Or Debbie Gibsons "only in My dream?"
Oh wait..I got it...
RJv2Mugm2RI
:happyjump:
BoDy*ShOt
04-27-2010, 05:50 PM
i have the sudden urge to run amuck and create havoc *eyebrow wiggle*
Strappie
04-27-2010, 05:51 PM
i have the sudden urge to run amuck and create havoc *eyebrow wiggle*
Don't you do this daily already?? lol
BoDy*ShOt
04-27-2010, 06:02 PM
Don't you do this daily already?? lol
hahahaha...har.dee.har..har. now go to my room and wait for your spanking! *LOL*
moxie
04-27-2010, 09:03 PM
Tomorrow is tube top and hot pants day.
mmmm....tequila sunrise... the drink not the movie..
Gemme
04-28-2010, 02:37 AM
Stewie really could be my child..even with the football shaped head.
pajama
04-28-2010, 02:55 AM
Remember to throw these socks away instead of in the hamper.
Lady Pamela
04-28-2010, 02:59 AM
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To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children, to earn the approbation of honest critics; to appreciate beauty; to give of one's self, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived--that is to have succeeded.
Lady Pamela
04-28-2010, 03:12 AM
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They say the world is round and yet,
Sometimes I think it's square.
So many little hurts you get,
From corners here and there.
We flatter those we scarcely know
And please the fleeting guest.
Yet we deal many a thoughtless blow,
To those we love the best.
The secretary of the interior will be in Mass. today to announce his decision on whether to allow 130 240 foot high wind turbines to be built in Nantucket Sound so we can harness wind power.
I'm thinking he wouldnt make the trip out here to say...nah we arent doing this.
This saddens me because my gut tells me, messing with the ocean is only going to severely hasten the momumental erosion we are already facing. Then again, erosion would mean I will have ocean front property a lot sooner.
Sigh.
Sybelle
04-28-2010, 06:02 AM
Why do birds, suddenly appear?
"ev’ry time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you.... ♪♫" ?
The LOLZ critters make me very happy. Too happy. I wake up and tap fingers waiting for miss NJ to post them. Sometimes, she is late.
jus sad, ain't it?
Why do birds, suddenly appear?
Cuz I finally remembered to put the bird seed out?
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