Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[morningstar55]

There are parts of this that are hilarious! Got it from a friend of mine in email....and had to share!


*** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection - again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever..

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. People who forward e- mail without deleting the tons of previous recipients should be shot and then tarred and feathered.

25. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important....Ladies quit Laughing!

.. ha... after reading these have to wonder........ about
#19 .... does this happen more so ...... as we get older??? lol just a thought.

goood morning random posters
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/thumbnail-2.jpg

heading to breakfast here in a bit with a fellow lady Panther driver whom is in town and parked up the street, and snoozin at the moment. ..... we are going to a place here called Pano's... they have such awsome food there..... and great prices. I mean where else can you go and get steak and eggs for $5 .. :) lol ..... fresh and i do mean fresh squeezed OJ , unless i made it at home. .. this place use to be open 24 hrs .. but since they remodled there open late but not all night... i like taking friends visiting here for eats, cuz its NOT a chain and its a buffalo local place to eat.:) here's the link below, great great place. :)

http://www.panosonelmwood.com/

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-cat-loves-bunnies.jpg

[JakeTulane]

Wow.. just wow.

:moonstars:

[citybutch]

Some people seem to lash out on the internet without quite knowing the whole story... It's as sad for them as it is for the person being slapped virtually....

(no I am not new to the internet! LOL)

[Janny]

Do you think even Kate Middleton gets the old "You could have done so much better" speech from her mom? I bet she does. :)

[violaine]

international crow and raven Appreciation day is 27. april.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2322093425

[Diva]

I have a wonderful magnet on my refrigerator that says.........

"I'm sorry. I just please need you to shut up for one minute."


It makes my heart happy sometimes......there are 2 martini glasses on it, too.

[scootebaby]

it starts about 9 sec in qIoG4PlEPtY

[Kätzchen]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3587/3360043784_b852ba3c2d.jpg

[Rook]

I'm usually very careful in the Kitchen...
Today being a somewhat crappy Day, I was distracted, and somehow beyond my wildest understanding, a big glob of piping Hot Rosemary-infused Butter, not Margarine [shut up, I'm a foodie !!] landed on the web area of my left hand... :blink:
A goopy glob not easy or quick to shake off, instinct kicked in while I was hopping around like a shmuck, and swiped it off...
A flash of curses followed, realizing the Huge mistake... :bigcry:
While gritting teeth from sting/pain, let the cool water wash over it, small relief...
My negligence shall be chastised tomorrow I'm sure, Fridays, end of month are busy with everyone that make decisions for the next Month in Dialysis...and since the burn is on my dialysis arm....
Doc got his skivvies in a wad when he saw my henna tat ..
Maybe he'll throw a tantrum this time...:explode:
~hmpf :angry:

[LediskoLove99]

Is it sad that I want an office job just to attempt to do half of this list?



Office work dull? None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?

Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. You can award yourself extra points for creative execution.

ONE-POINT GAGS

Run one lap around the office at top speed

Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle

Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye"

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way"

Walk sideways to the photocopier.

While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINT GAGS

Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that? I don't want to have to repeat it"

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle

Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT GAGS

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and utter, "Shut up, darn it, all of you just shut up"!

At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade"?

Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

Rollerblade around the floor throwing sweets.

[Tommi]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-cat-loves-bunnies.jpg

This is too cute ..:jester:.. Thx dixielady.


Someone gave me a sugarfree chocolate bunny. Somehow that seems wrong, and he is still standing tall, with ears, and tail in tact. I don't think he's gonna live till morning. In fact, it's time for his demise.....:hangloose:

[JustLovelyJenn]

There arent enough hours in the day...

[UofMfan]

Vacations are great, until they are over.

[Rook]

Ok ok , so today's weds., and the nurses were as tender as surrogate mothers...they did ask if it felt better...i sooo wanted to tell RN in charge " no-sniff-kiss the ouchie?", manners-chivalry etc.....oy

[Rook]

:watereyes: Looks like I'm gonna have to severely Limit my coconut water intake [strictly limited with Potassium] :crybaby:

-=--=- Facts(and some Myths) about Coconut Water -=- -=-


The talk: It speeds up your metabolism.
The truth: "This is an urban legend," says Liz Applegate, Ph.D., director of sports nutrition at the University of California in Davis. "There is no valid research proving it."
Another, albeit contradictory, myth: Coconut water makes you fat. This bad rap came from coconut milk, which is made from pressed coconut meat and packs 445 calories per cup, most from saturated fat. The water (the fluid in young coconuts) has only 46 calories per cup. Of course, for a truly trimming sip, opt for zero-calorie water, coffee or tea.

The talk: It's nature's sport drink
The truth: It's a fine post-workout chug for the average active Jane, but it falls short for more hard-core athletes.
The gist: When you exercise, you sweat out a lot of sodium and some potassium. You should replace both after intense sweat sessions (more than an hour a day), so your muscles contract properly. Coconut water is a potassium powerhouse, delivering roughly 600 milligrams per cup, about 175 mg more than a banana does and 13 times what most sport drinks offer. "The problem is that it has only about 30 milligrams of sodium per cup; we lose much more than that during a long workout," Applegate says. Thus, serious athletes may need a sport beverage with a higher sodium-to-potassium ratio, such as Gatorade or Powerade Ion4; lighter exercisers can rehydrate with whatever they like best, including coconut water or plain H²O.

The talk: It makes you look younger
The truth: Coconut water contains cytokinins, plant hormones shown to slow the aging process in plants and fruit flies, according to a study in Molecules. Alas, the benefits aren't yet proven in humans. The search for the fountain of youth continues.

The talk: It's a hangover helper
The truth: There's a reason the morning after a bender is so painful: Alcohol dehydrates you, leading to nausea and headaches. Like any drink, coconut water refills your H²O stores, but plain water does the job just as well, notes Samir Zakhari, Ph.D., director of the Division of Metabolism and Health Effects at the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism. As for electrolytes, our kidneys preserve them when we drink, so there's no need to replace them with coconut water. If the taste lifts your postspirits spirits, go for it; but you can save cash (and calories) with the tap.

The talk: It protects your ticker
The truth: Diets high in potassium can help lower blood pressure and promote heart health, says Andrea Giancoli, R.D., spokeswoman for the American Dietetic Association. Coconut water is a good source of the mineral, but it's better to get it from whole foods like veggies (spinach, sweet potatoes) and low-fat milk, which supply additional heart-healthy nutrients such as fiber and vitamin D.

Three more ways to crack this nut [no Pun]

1. Coconut milk: A sweet alternative to regular dairy, coconut milk is derived from the white meat of a mature coconut, and it provides almost as much healthy potassium as coconut water does. But beware its high saturated-fat content: One cup has about 43 grams. A few stores that cater to Health-conscience people, can have half-gallon coconut Milk cartons ready for consumption, some with added flavors for the adventurous.

2. Coconut milk beverage Diluted with water, it contains about five times fewer calories than conventional coconut milk. It tastes richer than coconut water.

3. Shredded coconut: Coconut meat isn't as high in potassium or sodium as coconut water, and it has about 388 calories and 22 g of saturated fat per cup. If you're tempted to cover yours in chocolate, opt for a snack-sized candy bar dipped in antioxidant-rich dark chocolate, which has only 80 calories and 3.5 g of saturated fat. (Don't mind if we do, Mounds bar!)

[Kätzchen]

It's sunny here and I was thinking of driving down to the coast...
maybe do some shopping, watch the waves, walk the beach
(even if there's wind or rain), see if anyone is flying a kite...

I :stillheart: going to the beach!

[Legendryder]

Why is it that most places where you can get into a Work Study Program have f*cked up politics? United Way support the Boy Scouts of America, so that is out. American Red Cross is great, but they don't need anyone in my area. American Heart Association here is so disorganized (I have done volunteer work there) it would give me hives. Crap, crap, crappity crap.

[foxyshaman]

Office party today...<insert fake excited face>

my scanner is not working, IT guy was here yesterday and swears it was not him... so I guess it was the gremlins that travel with him? :|<perplexed>

Tomorrow is my flex day...

This weekend is Betaine and I am going to all night festival with like masks and drums and dancing and fire hopping AND EVERYTHING..but as you can see I am not at all excited... :hangloose:

[JakeTulane]

Is it 8pm yet? :glasses:

[Rook]

Do I really...Really wanna wake up at 5 AM, on dialysis Day, to watch an Event that will probably be repeated ad nauseum for years to come....Just say "I saw it Live"?.......Maybe...
You'd think the United States was a Commonwealth with all these specials.....
They better do similar for Felipe Prince of Asturias & of Borbón's Coronation....
(Japan too!! hmpf) :wine::sunglass:

[moxie]

More pain clinics in town than McDonalds and lax regs in FL? No wonder they are drug running, good grief.

[Turtle]

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/93f67724b572d3e66efee34d9987eedb_sand-castle.jpg

[Gemme]

I have this song on repeat on my MP3 and, even though it's a pretty song, I don't know why.

Txi9QIAJIDQ

[Kätzchen]

I have this song on repeat on my MP3 and, even though it's a pretty song, I don't know why.

Txi9QIAJIDQ

f^cking love it Gemme!
*awesome stuff*

~D

[Kätzchen]

3fpKncoeF3g

Love the strings in this song (organ too)...
:cheesy:



<~~ is having a beautiful night
(i'm done with school!)

[Rook]

after hearing gripe after gripe in another news outlet with people almost collectively saying "who cares?? wheres the real news??"

I had to say, and still do...

Let's see..
An elegant long-awaited Royal wedding of the son of a once very Loved Princess [remember she was divorced] that passed away Tragic, a sweet simple yet Proper for Royalty wedding(I do like the dress, William didn't play "tonsil hockey", and yet he still Blushed), a very nice "Rags"-to-Royalty tale culminated[Catherine was a 'commoner']...Or...Bombings, death, Depressing stories of tornadoes, floods, Birth Certificates, Donald Trumps hair transplant, civil Wars, shitty Gas prices because we are the crack-addict $6 whores of Oil world to Saudi Arabia's Pimp....
Hmmmmmmm.....
I'll stick to ridiculously "lavish" Royal wedding...

[Abigail Crabby]

The Wee One got an early BD gift from her Godmother - a cute lil netbook as her computer fried during one of the storms we had here.

Perfect child that she is, she of course lent it to me to use in the hosp. It took me almost three days to figure out how to get around the net nanny and get to this site :| And today they let me go home :blink:

Note to self - always keep the instructions that come with the software :hamactor:

Of course it did allow me to get on Farmville :jester: lol

[Abigail Crabby]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224246_206513189379430_127603680603715_633419_3339 227_n.jpg

Should always light the way
Never leave you in darkness

[JakeTulane]

I say it is worth the trip.

:glasses:

[lipstixgal]

We had lunch at Pollo tropical but it wasn't good for the diet because the salad had tortillas and beans that's a no no on this diet. But I went because my g/f wanted to go so a sacrifice was made for her..I guess that was good..:blink:

[Abigail Crabby]

The strangest thing......

Our home phone # is still a Cali area code and number since it's associated with my kids cell phone.

In the four years she's had that # we've never had wrong numbers or weird phone calls.

I was in the hospital from the 25th till this afternoon and three different out of state calls came thru and wouldn't talk when my kid picked up.

She called them back, and one was disconnected? One went to an answering machine and never returned the call, and one just kept giving this very odd noise when it was called back.

Hmmmmm shades of Twilight Zone - doo doo doo doo doo doo :seeingstars:

[cinderella]

Many years ago I read, and recently purchased and viewed the movie, 'Love in the Time of Cholora'...I am still bewildered by how a man can love a woman for 52 years...

I say this only because in my lifetime, which has been a pretty long one thus far - I have never heard of that kind of love, by either man nor woman. I am speaking here of the biological man and woman, or for that matter - any kind of love, excluding familial love, by which, I mean, mother & child, sibling, love.

How does one love so long with unrequited love? I shouldn't wonder tho. I've loved someone since 1971 - what, that makes 40 years this July 4th...so, I guess I'm a close second to the man in the novel. Which means, I shoudn't be asking this question. It is evident. One can love forever, whether it is requited, or not...

[Scorp]

The talk: [/B]It speeds up your metabolism.
The truth: "This is an urban legend," says Liz Applegate, Ph.D., director of sports nutrition at the University of California in Davis. "There is no valid research proving it."

Another, albeit contradictory, myth: Coconut water makes you fat. This bad rap came from coconut milk, which is made from pressed coconut meat and packs 445 calories per cup, most from saturated fat. The water (the fluid in young coconuts) has only 46 calories per cup. Of course, for a truly trimming sip, opt for zero-calorie water, coffee or tea.

The talk: It's nature's sport drink
The truth: It's a fine post-workout chug for the average active Jane, but it falls short for more hard-core athletes.
The gist: When you exercise, you sweat out a lot of sodium and some potassium. You should replace both after intense sweat sessions (more than an hour a day), so your muscles contract properly. Coconut water is a potassium powerhouse, delivering roughly 600 milligrams per cup, about 175 mg more than a banana does and 13 times what most sport drinks offer. "The problem is that it has only about 30 milligrams of sodium per cup; we lose much more than that during a long workout," Applegate says. Thus, serious athletes may need a sport beverage with a higher sodium-to-potassium ratio, such as Gatorade or Powerade Ion4; lighter exercisers can rehydrate with whatever they like best, including coconut water or plain H²O.

The talk: It makes you look younger
The truth: Coconut water contains cytokinins, plant hormones shown to slow the aging process in plants and fruit flies, according to a study in Molecules. Alas, the benefits aren't yet proven in humans. The search for the fountain of youth continues.

The talk: It's a hangover helper
The truth: There's a reason the morning after a bender is so painful: Alcohol dehydrates you, leading to nausea and headaches. Like any drink, coconut water refills your H²O stores, but plain water does the job just as well, notes Samir Zakhari, Ph.D., director of the Division of Metabolism and Health Effects at the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism. As for electrolytes, our kidneys preserve them when we drink, so there's no need to replace them with coconut water. If the taste lifts your postspirits spirits, go for it; but you can save cash (and calories) with the tap.

The talk: It protects your ticker
The truth: Diets high in potassium can help lower blood pressure and promote heart health, says Andrea Giancoli, R.D., spokeswoman for the American Dietetic Association. Coconut water is a good source of the mineral, but it's better to get it from whole foods like veggies (spinach, sweet potatoes) and low-fat milk, which supply additional heart-healthy nutrients such as fiber and vitamin D.

Interesting, I just purchased some coconut water a few days ago, because it looked pretty interesting. I didn't know it had a lot advantages like this give or take.

Good Post Rookie.

[morningstar55]

YYAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FOR TRUCKERS!!!


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[justkim]

Now I think I understand why some animals eat their young...:|

[Gemme]

Mooning. Giving and receiving.

[Abigail Crabby]

http://pages.swcp.com/~jamii/OtherCats/duffy.jpg

[Ms. Meander]

but it is also random: I am craving a buffalo burger, medium, with blue cheese and bacon (lettuce, tomato, red onion, extra mayo). I don't think I've had one since I left NM! *sigh*

[Diva]

I'm VERY excited about an upcoming project which will be unveiled tomorrow on my FaceBook page for my art (DivaLicious Art) as well as my website ( www.divaliciousart.com ) ....................

I hope all Y'all can check it out! :heartbeat:

[Abigail Crabby]

Who knew Kiteh's Came In A Box?

vdQj2ohqCBk

Makes Me Mah Tobeee
:(

[violaine]

http://stores.patchworkpup.com/catalog/DILLIGAF.jpg

[Kätzchen]

http://beekeeperlabs.com/puzzles/NineTenths-large.png

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-progress.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

http://cbk1.google.com/cbk?output=thumbnail&cb_client=maps_sv&thumb=2&thumbfov=120&ll=40.754819,-74.190098&cbll=40.754820,-74.190042&thumbpegman=1&w=298&h=118

[Captain Franki]

i have been awake 40 hours who am i :|:confused:

[JustJ]

i have been awake 40 hours who am i :|:confused:

A crazy person who needs a nap?

[Janny]

Plah! Just Plah.

[Turtle]

http://senseslost.com/third-rail-content/uploads/2007/09/frog_street.jpg

[Kätzchen]

http://www.oldhandbills.com/images/060623/Grateful_Dead-Sons_Of_Champlin-Avalon_Ballroom.jpg

[hpychick]

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/c/815/12161__72143_zoom.jpg

[hpychick]

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/m/342/11076__09014_zoom.jpg

[JakeTulane]

Flavored water tastes like ass.

Not good ass.

That is all.

[Gemme]

Flavored water tastes like ass.

Not good ass.

That is all.

You should probably stop buying ass-flavored flavored water, then.

:)

[JakeTulane]

You should probably stop buying ass-flavored flavored water, then.

:)


Well you see G.. I got confused when it said Raspberry. However, I have learned My lesson. Henceforth, it will be just plain non-ass-flavored water.

:|

[Janny]

Well you see G.. I got confused when it said Raspberry. However, I have learned My lesson. Henceforth, it will be just plain non-ass-flavored water.

:|

Guffaw. Just Guffaw.

[little_ms_sunshyne]

"Ice...Ice...Baby..."

Oh yea...its one of those nights!!!

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/animals/technomakeup.jpg

Practical and functional.

[Tcountry]

Wishing there was a "past" eraser or delete button...
Then again...without the past we wouldn't be where we are now...

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.pepeandfriends.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/hello-kitty-bento.jpg

[JustLovelyJenn]

apparently, my new schedule does not allow me time EACH day to do things for me... *sigh* so forgive me if I'm days between posts.

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/animals/coffee.png



Gonna be a long day.

[UofMfan]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/animals/coffee.png



Gonna be a long day.





Ha, I like it!

[Abigail Crabby]

I so wanna just cuddle this lil one

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[Abigail Crabby]

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy.
Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-you-want-me-to-pounce-honey-i-havent-pounced-since.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-the-feline-stink-eye.jpg

[Abigail Crabby]

I do not like
Caffiene Free
Diet Coke
:|

[Scorp]

Flavored water tastes like ass.

Not good ass.

That is all.


Jake,

I thought the same thing until I found Sobe water. I wasn't one for the lifewaters, but tasted this and it's awesome. My fridge is filled with this and is the only flavor I choose to drink (acai fruit punch). You don't know it's flavored water. Give it a try.

http://imagethumbnails.milo.com/004/376/907/290/4376199_6915907_290.jpg

[Gemme]

Well you see G.. I got confused when it said Raspberry. However, I have learned My lesson. Henceforth, it will be just plain non-ass-flavored water.

:|

Not everyone can take the raspberry.

:blink:

I stick primarily to drink mixes and add them to my water. Great Value makes one called Early Orange Rise (or something along those lines) that's pretty good on its own, but I like to add a little lemon juice to it because it tastes a like Tang and I used to love that stuff.

Good childhood memories are priceless, yanno?

[Diva]

Rut~roh.....it's happening again!!! :goodluck:

[Sparkle]

I think it is very unfair that not only am I plagued by cowlicks...

...but to add insult to injury...

each of them is now sprouting a swathe of grey hair.

[violaine]

i am mailing a care package tomorrow. the paper and tape on the outside of it are not the smoothest! the kind of tape used really matters, i think!

[Turtle]

http://blog.squarelight.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/stormking1.jpg

[UofMfan]

I just got an e-mail that makes me extremely happy.

The Gods are smiling upon me :D :flying:

[Queerasfck]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8r5KcavfltE/SnyJ3mC9JWI/AAAAAAAAFqQ/zjxqKb7zxL0/s400/DeloresWellsMissJune1960.jpg

[Rook]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/shushineko0.jpg

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/luuv23.jpg

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/babydwaaaagon1.jpg

~◘♦◘~Itadakimasu !!

[dixie]

i am mailing a care package tomorrow. the paper and tape on the outside of it are not the smoothest! the kind of tape used really matters, i think!

I actually enjoy the packaging more than I enjoy purchasing the gift for the inside...lol Usually I will cover the package in brown paper, then I will decorate it with the mandalas I like to draw and color. After I glue or tape the mandalas on, I sometimes add other little things to the package, like colorful feathers, beads, etc. Then I seal the ENTIRE thing with a very clear packing tape, which holds all the decorations intact while also making it slightly waterproof. No smudging the prettys before the package reaches its destination. :)

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/shushineko0.jpg

~◘♦◘~Itadakimasu !!

HELLO KITTY!!!! :D

[Packin'Boi]

Once again...Blah,Blah,Blah

[violaine]

[QUOTE=dixielady;332135]I actually enjoy the packaging more than I enjoy purchasing the gift for the inside...lol Usually I will cover the package in brown paper, then I will decorate it with the mandalas I like to draw and color. After I glue or tape the mandalas on, I sometimes add other little things to the package, like colorful feathers, beads, etc. Then I seal the ENTIRE thing with a very clear packing tape, which holds all the decorations intact while also making it slightly waterproof. No smudging the prettys before the package reaches its destination. :)



i like stickers a lot for packages and envelopes! i did put some feathers on the inside [hawk, seagull, the macaw i watched, ibis, et c.]. your wrapping sounds really 'kicked up a notch!' ;)

:bunchflowers:

[Kätzchen]

"Only from the heart can you touch the sky,"

~Rumi







:moonstars:

[justkim]

On May 1st, 2011 it was announced that Osama Bin Laden was killed...66 years ago On May 1st, 1945 it was announced that Adolf Hitler killed himself... May Day (May 1st) heralds the return of sunlight and fertility after a cold gray winter...66 books in the Bible...66 words in the Lord's Prayer...

[hpychick]

Maybe, but more than that, I think he was a fan of hallucinogenic drugs. :hangloose:



"Only from the heart can you touch the sky,"

~Rumi







:moonstars:

[Diva]

Ok so we didn't get rain......it is one of the most beautiful days EVER here in Austin town! The pollen counts are very low, there's a lovely breeze.....I have the windows open.....Little Ricky's sitting in a tree (some people call that a squirrel).....and my tomatoes just said "Howdy DO!" when I gave them a drink!

They did.
I heard them.
:eyebat:

[JustJo]

http://www.geoffreyfalk.com/wp_blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nice-hat.png

[Queerasfck]

The Terrible Towel was at the RW!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbmh5XIWg1qzy15ao1_500.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

Black & Yellow!!!!

[Hack]

I miss my green sweatshirt, but know it is in a better place.

[moxie]

Today's top news: Martha Stewart will be at Derby this weekend. Screw my priorities and obligations, I am gonna go camp out at the airport.

[Ebon]

I woke up to this.

hXpOA3jPC04

[Tommi]

http://www.lcviews.com/delivery.gif
:chocolate::rubberducky::chocolate:

[Ebon]

Someone actually wasted money making this. We all know what is going to happen!

f720MNvOeVc

[Kobi]

Whenever I see the thread "Osama Bin Laden Is Dead", I have
flashbacks to Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live announcing
"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead".

[JustJo]

Just cuz I'm nosey...playing around on howmanyofme.com ...and finding out that there's only one of Rooster, and only one of Scoote (I knew they were both unique), but a small handful of me :cheesy:

Want to try? Go here (http://www.howmanyofme.com)

[Tommi]

http://www.lcviews.com/delivery.gif
:chocolate::rubberducky::chocolate:

URGENT CRAVING> I want a case of See's Chocolate Candy. I want Mr. Duck to accompany me to the pool while I swim and eat bon bon's. He does not like chocolate.

[justkim]

It has been a weird Wednesday... Is it over yet?

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-hmmm-if-i-break-a-lamp-no-one-is-around-to-hear-it-break-did-i-really-break-it.jpg

[dixie]

Just cuz I'm nosey...playing around on howmanyofme.com ...and finding out that there's only one of Rooster, and only one of Scoote (I knew they were both unique), but a small handful of me :cheesy:

Want to try? Go here (http://www.howmanyofme.com)

There are 9 of me. I figured there would be more, since I know a girl in my hometown with the same first, middle, and last name as me, PLUS the same exact birthdate. We used to go to the same doctor, who always seemed to mix up our charts til we started giving our ss# when we came in. Our moms were friends...lol

[dixie]

There is also only one of my son, but I guess that's to be expected since it's an unusual name and his namesake is deceased. This is kinda neat. :)

[rainintothesea]

I saw someone wearing a black t-shirt today with just the word "betch." in pink printed on the chest. I had to.

wCF3ywukQYA

[Rook]

Once upon a time, in a land faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaar away, things were slightly different than they are nowadays....
:praying:
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Before:
"I want you back home by the time our street lights [or "Taps", if you're a military brat] turn on, understood? If I hafta hunt you down, u will be the sorest child on this block."

Now:
"I want you in bed & your XBox/Wii/Playstation 3 OFF by 1 am...comprende?"...(2:15 am) "Why are you still awake???It's a School Night !!" :mohawk:
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Before:
"I know you aint sittin down to eat before washin' your hands real well, go clean up!"

Now:
"There's a hand sanitizer by the microwave, use it."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Before:
"I can help, but that's it, the rest is up to you, you're the student"

Now:
"Look it up on wiki, I'm tired."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-
Before:
"Get your ass off that computer, damnit, wasting your time on that newfangled nerdy crap, the trash needs taking out .....MOVE IT!"

Now:
"Did you get done with Configuring my pc, checking for Viruses? Please tell me u went to the MCSA exams like I been reminding u for weeks..."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-
Before:
"Did you just sass me??? Boy, I will feed you 5 fingers right quick to that ass, u got 5 seconds to chill and 2 just went by, I got soap, a belt, and alllll Night"

Now:
"Sweetie...please...you really need to settle down, or it's *time out* time on the la-z-boy".
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Before:
"You want what...? A Pool? Child we got a hose, and a basin....go swim. Too small for u? We got a nice Lake 3 miles down, u can use the exercise, just don't go near them pipes."

Now:
"You want to what...? Do you know how nasty them Lakes are?? poop all over the damn place, lord knows what dead crap in 'em, perverts and stuff, you take your narrow behind to the Community pool uptown, go on, here's 35$"
:blink: :mohawk:

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-how-long-a-minute-is-depends-on-what-side-of-the-bathroom-door-youre-on.jpg

[citybutch]

Check out my Mom:

Y9DJeK533Mw

Love her so much! :rrose:

[Turtle]

http://www.theroamingboomers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Luminaria-Desert-Botanical-Garden.jpg

[Sparkle]

I love that I can sync my calendar to my iphone so that I get reminders of meetings and events...

I do NOT love that my calendar sends me reminders for events happening "tomorrow" at 11.40pm. It makes me feel all anxious and behind schedule and then makes it hard to fall asleep...

There should simply be a "GO TO BED YOU SLACKER" alarm.

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/animals/ditto.jpg

[justkim]

http://f1254.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f181959%5fAGjiimIAAPVqTcOWswpuTjJx g%2bI&pid=2.10&fid=Inbox&inline=1

[Sparkle]

Bizarre & Vivid Dreams...

starring:

MY CATS :|

(one grew to mountain lion proportions, the other was a zombie cat)

& guest starring Bon Iver

(who had just moved to my neighborhood)


and i suspect i may have been sleep talking.

[Kätzchen]

http://findingsun.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/image002.gif

[Kobi]

I met the new tenants of my birdhouse today.
I must remember to add...no fornicating on the deck rail
and no buzzing the landlord to the next lease.

:blink:

[justkim]

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate. Okay, this is funny. I had to borrow it. Sounds like a goodwill ad for picking up merchandise a little on the used side.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-excellent-superior-scent-and-flavour-holstein-friesian-i-believe.jpg

[Kenna]

I should have pitched my tent and started a fire in the fire-pit tonight for me and Willy Bear to have some cuddle time on this beautiful night! *kicking self in ass*

even if I must use an airbed now cuz of my old bones...I still would have enjoyed the seclusion, peace and fresh crisp air.

[sharkchomp]

Well my friend that I've known for thirty years that had the brain cancer died Wednesday night. His name was John. He was a veteran for both the Navy and the Marines. He was an instructor and taught young men how to survive in jungles and glaciers. He was an amazing and positive man. He always had a smile on his face. It didn't matter how long it was between seeing each other, it was like no time had passed and we just picked up where we left off. I suppose that's the mark of a true friend. When they found the brain cancer he had 5 tumors in his brain. One on his neck and two in his lungs. The last time I saw him I asked him how he was doing and he said he now had 17 tumors in his brain, and I quote, "but I'm still standing" and he smiled so brightly. He passed less than two weeks later, but it was nearly 5 months longer than the 90 days the doctors originally gave him.

His wife and him met when she was 13 years old. (Her sister is my best friend from high school). I literally watched them fall in love. They married after she graduated and they had one beautiful daughter. I honestly don't know how she will get through this.

Sad times... but I'm glad he passed quickly. I'm honored to have known him and to have been included in their family.

Shark

[Diva]

Today would have been my Mom's 90th birthday! 90!!!!

So I chose her birthday to celebrate the birthdays of my kittehs, Ricky and Fred (since they are rescue kittehs and we weren't really sure of their birthdate). They are 1 today!! :bday:

[Scorp]

Tired of seeing/reading bullshit and all the pissing contests.

Posting something worthwhile to view that's VERY endearing....

http://dogwork.com/kdtg8/

[Tommi]

Tired of seeing/reading bullshit and all the pissing contests.

Posting something worthwhile to view that's VERY endearing....

http://dogwork.com/kdtg8/

AWESOME SITE
Go ahead make my day with this one. (http://www.dogwork.com/kddk2b/)

Thanks Scorp.

[Diva]

Scorp and Tommi......how FLAWLESS!!! Thanks for posting those.......they made my day! :)

[citybutch]

Sometimes... I am glad I am out of the loop on some things....

[Andrew, Jr.]

I love this show.

[Kobi]

I loved Jennifer Aniston as Rachel in Friends. Havent been fond
of any of her movies until this one.

"An unmarried 40-year-old woman turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant.
Seven years later, she reunites with her best friend, who has been living with a secret:
he replaced her preferred sperm sample with his own."

It was cute, lil funny, sweet, and very entertaining.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889573/

[citybutch]

My wife has been admitted to Rush University in Chicago for her DNP! That's a Doctor of Nursing! I am so fricken proud of her I cannot even sit still!!

:cheerleader:


Gotta admit it will make my studying time a lot easier cuz she will have to crack those books open too!

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-my-balogna-had-a-first-name.jpg

[Random]

SO....

I called my mom to say happy mothers day and she didn't seem her self. She wasn't quite happy to hear from me, acting aloof, and being slighty weird...

Thinking.. hmmmm haven't done anything to piss her off... talked to her just last week....

hmmmmm...

*So, what cha doing mom?*

*Eating grapes and watching TV*

hmmmm

What did you do today?

*Sat here eating grapes and watching TV*

hmmmmm

How are you feeling mom?

*oh... I'm good, feel good*

You're in the hospital, right?

*YES, but it wasn't my fault, I didn't do ANYTHING*

How long have you been in the hospital?

*Just since yesterday, and I get out tomorrow..., we think we have this figured out and did I tell you that I'm up to 94lbs? *

94 wow, that's wonderful, and you soun.... MOM... why are you in the hospital and what did you figure out?

Lololol...

She sounded like a kid with her hand in the cookie jar.... The Dr's think the have figured out what's going on... She goes into the hospital, gets high doses of steroids and gets better. She comes home, finishes her corse of steroids and three days later the COPD combinded with her alergies kick back HARD and her lungs stop working... It takes three days for the steroids to flush out of her system... They are going to try a low maintains dose of roids and see if that works...

She was so funny... She said that my older brother acted the same way that I did, and it wasn't fair because she couldn't get away with ANYTHING.....

[Kätzchen]

http://henrysebastian.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/far-side-3.jpg

[Lady Pamela]

Uganda is trying to pass a bill to kill all LGBTQ people there.
This is set to be decided in 72 hours.
This includes all people who are not Gay or Lesbian, who know of one and do not turn them in. They also will be arrested.

Please sign and pass it along to as many people and places as possible to help stop this!

http://www.allout.org/en/petition/uganda

[Ms. Meander]

This morning I encountered this black bear near my house. I was with two other women and we were watching it with awe and curiosity, sort of following at a distance. She was alone at the time. Suddenly she turned around, stood up on her hind legs for a minute, and then charged at us!

Now, I remember hearing somewhere that you shouldn't run from bears. Hmmm. It took us 3 seconds to decide to run to the nearest door of the house which was not far at all. Of course, I had to be like the girl in the horror flick who trips and falls at the worst possible moment. The main difference is that I got up immediately!

Shortly after, we discovered the reason for her angst. We were standing directly between her and her cubs! They soon disappeared but the mama showed up again later and took a swim in our pond!

Very exciting!

http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x385/Ms_Meander/mama_bear-1.jpg

[Kobi]

There was an article in the paper today about how the 3 members of the town council of my hometown, who were caught soliciting bribes and pleaded guilty to the charges, are now asking for leniency in their sentencing.

The reasons for their requests include: one who lost his professional license as a result of this and his business; another who has encountered severe financial losses as a result of this; and the last who ended up being hospitalized with severe depression and alcoholism.

Throughout this ordeal, I have yet to hear one of them say something like....I'm sorry for having abused the power of my office for my own personal gain or I'm sorry for abusing the publics trust in my character or I'm sorry for something other than the impact it has had on them.

I miss the days when people who pleaded guilty did so with remorse. And they stood tall, fully aware of and ready to accept their punishment for breaking the law.

I dont do well with todays whiney, wimpy corrupt politicians who behave like victims. Makes me want to double the appropriate sentence just so maybe the extra time behind bars will give them time to grow a backbone.

[Lady Pamela]

This is a mind trick.

Think of a number.
Double that number.
Add eight.
Minus half that number.
Minus the number you started with.

Is the answer 4?

[JustJo]

There was an article in the paper today about how the 3 members of the town council of my hometown, who were caught soliciting bribes and pleaded guilty to the charges, are now asking for leniency in their sentencing.

The reasons for their requests include: one who lost his professional license as a result of this and his business; another who has encountered severe financial losses as a result of this; and the last who ended up being hospitalized with severe depression and alcoholism.

Throughout this ordeal, I have yet to hear one of them say something like....I'm sorry for having abused the power of my office for my own personal gain or I'm sorry for abusing the publics trust in my character or I'm sorry for something other than the impact it has had on them.

I miss the days when people who pleaded guilty did so with remorse. And they stood tall, fully aware of and ready to accept their punishment for breaking the law.

I dont do well with todays whiney, wimpy corrupt politicians who behave like victims. Makes me want to double the appropriate sentence just so maybe the extra time behind bars will give them time to grow a backbone.




And not just politicians either....whatever happened to being able to say "I screwed up, and I'm sorry" and mean it?

I'm starting to think that the willingness to take responsibility - for one's mistakes as well as one's obligations - is one of the most critical defining characteristics in maturity.

[Sparkle]

<---- has the cleanest teeth this side of the Mississippi.

[Legendryder]

I made my bed and Bob lays in it. :seeingstars:

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-febreze-cat-iz-smellin-ur-linens.jpg

[citybutch]

That was a really long Board meeting.... and I have a raging headache.... and I am gonna watch Becoming Chaz right now... so :p

[miss entycing]

where do i sign up?

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt25/jeremycan/Vegas%20April%202011/DSCN8576.jpg

[Rook]

{look at the date, you'll shudder when the credits roll}

Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: Are you people insane? What are you talkin' about?
General William Devereaux: The time has come for one man to suffer in order to save hundreds of lives.
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: One Man? What about two, huh? What about six? How about public executions?
General William Devereaux: Feel free to leave whenever you like, Agent Hubbard.
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: Come on General, you've lost men, I've lost men, but you - you, you *can't* do this! What, what if they don't even want the sheik, have you considered that? What if what they really want is for us to herd our children into stadiums like we're doing? And put soldiers on the street and have Americans looking over their shoulders? Bend the law, shred the Constitution just a little bit? Because if we torture him, General, we do that and everything we have fought, and bled, and died for is over. And they've won. They've already won!
General William Devereaux: Escort him out.

=-=-=-=-=-=-

Elise Kraft: It's easy to tell the difference between right and wrong. What's hard is choosing the wrong that's more right.

=-=-=-=-=-=-

Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: [to General Devereaux] You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to a fair trial. You have the right not to be tortured, not to be murdered, rights that you took away from Tariq Husseini. You have those rights because of the men who came before you who wore that uniform. Because of the men and women who are standing here right now waiting for you to give them the order to fire. Give them the order, General.
General William Deveroux: Do you think that I would hesitate to kill you, or every Federal Agent in this room, if I thought it was in the best interest of my country?
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: No, no, no, you wouldn't hesitate, I know that. But they might.
[motions to soldiers in room]
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: [pause]
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: Give the order. Make murderers out of these young kids, give the order.
[Deveroux is silent]
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: Give 'em the order, General!
[pause]
General William Deveroux: [Over his shoulder] Stand down, Sergeant.

[Lady Pamela]

LESS than 24 hours before the,
KILL THE GAYS BILL
is decided to pass or not.

Many lives depend on our help for this!
Please sign the petition and pass it around now.

http://www.examiner.com/humanist-in-national/uganda-kill-the-gays-bill-lights-up-twitter-alarms-human-rights-activists?render=print#print

Thank you!

[Rook]

Goooood Mornin', Ladies an' GentleMyn [Men too], I pulled this from a funny List I saw:



-==-==-==- Top 10 Adult Truths! -==-==-==-



*I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



*Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.



*I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.



*There is great need for a sarcasm font.



*Was learning cursive really necessary?



*Bad decisions make interestingly good stories.



*Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection - again.



*How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? {My personal Fave}



*The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important....Ladies quit Laughing!



*And Finally -drum roll please- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and maybe Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

[Kobi]

My car just returned from a trip to the service center. It was diagnosed with "brake groan". :blink:

I suppose that is a step up from the customary explanation of noises as "its a Camry thing".

Brake groan? Really?

It's not groaning anymore tho.

[JustJo]

My car just returned from a trip to the service center. It was diagnosed with "brake groan". :blink:

I suppose that is a step up from the customary explanation of noises as "its a Camry thing".

Brake groan? Really?

It's not groaning anymore tho.




I have that some days (and I don't mean my car) ...just sayin' :blink:

[Leigh]

My laptop is fixed WOOHOO :-)

[citybutch]

“Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.”

Robert Quillen

[UofMfan]

Miami Heat beat the Boston Celtics 97 - 87 :)

Series is over!!!

Miami won it 4 - 1 :D

Yeah baby! Ezee was wrong

[Abigail Crabby]

Please
And
Thank
You
In
Advance

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/5245927858_d4b7d31566.jpg?w=560&h=400 (http://cuteoverload.com/2011/05/11/honey/5245927858_d4b7d31566/)

[Mister Bent]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/rectorbull.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-cannot-unsee.jpg

[RockOn]

... how the hell little bitty kids are ever able to open their snack puddings by themselves.

I had the quad pack for dinner tonight (tapioca pudding) ... I stood in the kitchen and wrestled with getting all four of them opened before I started eating them so I could enjoy them one by one, no pause ... just back to back pudding ... and not get stressed because the next one was so difficult to break in to ...

Lined 'em up, knocked 'em over ... that is the way to do it.
It was a good time. LOL!

[Sparkle]

I woke up a whole lot less cranky than I was yesterday.

Yay me. Yay world.

[Semantics]

http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x404/savith77/cellphonephilo.jpg


My experience at Starbucks this morning made me dig this one out.

[Tommi]

:rrose::jester::rrose:

http://keep3.sjfc.edu/students/jmm02377/e-port/green-tree-frog.jpg :rrose:

[Nat]

"I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment. I think it is prepared to use the government if it can get control of it. I think that it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion." (courtesy of Newt Gingrich)

[asphaltcowboi]

I always used my shampoo to wash the rest of my body while in the shower. It was just easier to lather up my hair and use the extra suds on my body instead of soap. Then I saw the words printed on my shampoo bottle “for extra volume and fullness”. No wonder I can’t lose weight! Now I’m using my dish soap in the shower. It’s guaranteed to remove fat and other unwanted deposits that other soaps leave behind!

[justkim]

Here I was sitting looking at this picture and my eye wanders to the fire escapes in the background. My first thought was "someone stole the Statue of Liberty's dress!". or it just could be the fever talking... wanders off to take more cold/flu stuff...



http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/rectorbull.jpg

[nekohl]

Today at work I taught an educated professional woman, older than myself, how to tie a knot at the end of a string.
A simple knot at the end of a string. How, in her 40 some years, did she not learn how to do that?

[Turtle]

...let's go snow tubing.

http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/28/files/2007/02/tubing_3.jpg

May 15th - and snow in the Sierra!

[Sparkle]

I do love a good thunderstorm!

[Turtle]

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/lightning.jpg

I do not live in the mountains, so we are getting lightning and thunder. YAY!!!

[Merlin]

From a little trickle great rivers form.

From a conker great oak trees grow.

[Gemme]

I'm hungry.

:blink:

[Abigail Crabby]

Entycing Femme posted this in the light a candle thread
and I just felt the urge to repost this
because I look at it and I makes me think of serenity.
I'd like to find one of these - and just light the candles and rearrange the sand and feel the days stress melt away.

http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad34/entycingfemme/zen.jpg

[Turtle]

http://www.posterlovers.com/images/poster-of-the-day/animals/elephant-hang-gliding-lg.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-im-sendin-out-mai-sexy-vibe.jpg

[JAGG]

Well Well, what do you know, Bin Laden was growing marijuana, also had all sorts of porn stashes, plus his computer was loaded with it,and loved to drink Coke and Pepsi some repots say that's all he would drink. Just another religious fanatic, self imposed leader, turning out to be a hypocrite. GEE WHAT A SURPRISE!!!!!!

[TickledPink]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ar9C2o_6fag/TGike2-S28I/AAAAAAAAAeI/YdNDQxXOhEY/s1600/monday+again.jpg

[Kätzchen]

For heaven's sakes!

I'm starving, could go for a drink :|, and I want chocolate!

(BBQ'd chicken sounds delish!)

[Andrea]

It appears that in spite of the information available on the internet, and other places, there are still adults who don't know what causes pregnancy.

Andrea

[morningstar55]

on my way to the shower.. ya know them claw skill games with the prizes inside you have to grab with it??? well silly me... thought id throw in a buck , try it out .. as i rarely ever play them things.. and .. WOW.. look what i won!! lol .. a MP3 player... now i guess i have to figure out how to work it.. lol

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=524244677

[Kobi]

I have been listening to my toddler neighbor running up and down
the hallway in his unit for 3 days now.

I am exhausted.

HE is doing the running and I get tired for him. WTF is that about???

[Sparkle]

I'm all about buying local, and on the rare occasions I buy coffee, I almost always buy from a local coffee shop.

I do not like Dunkin Donuts and I generally avoid Starbucks on principle...

But I must confess - my local Starbucks is currently brewing 100% Kona Coffee and I can not resist it if I am downtown (as I was this morning).

I feel like a traitor.
But at least I am a highly caffeinated with the best coffee in the world traitor.

[Mister Bent]

Well Well, what do you know, Bin Laden was growing marijuana, also had all sorts of porn stashes, plus his computer was loaded with it,and loved to drink Coke and Pepsi some repots say that's all he would drink. Just another religious fanatic, self imposed leader, turning out to be a hypocrite. GEE WHAT A SURPRISE!!!!!!


It's also entirely possibly this is all spin from our government designed to discredit him among Muslims, specifically to prevent him from becoming a martyr among them.

Or maybe he was just regular folk (and a hypocrite).

[Sparkle]

Sometimes I feel like my desk chair should have a seat belt, for all of the dramatic roller-coaster rides that happen around me on a daily basis.

I would also quite a like a negativity-deflector-shield.

Please & Thank You.

[Ms. Meander]

Sometimes I feel like my desk chair should have a seat belt, for all of the dramatic roller-coaster rides that happen around me on a daily basis.

I would also quite a like a negativity-deflector-shield.

Please & Thank You.


I've started a collection:

http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x385/Ms_Meander/valiumpiggybank.jpg

xo

[Nat]

A petition

http://org2.democracyinaction.org/o/6535/p/dia/action/public/?action_KEY=6811

[morningstar55]

well looks like play time is over .........
........ have to head to Washington DC area..... *yaaaYYYyy!!** ..
( that was a sarcastic yay ..could ya'll tell?? lol )
have a awsome rest of the day everyone. :)

[sweetfemme247]

though this is matthews happy news, we have been waiting for this for along time now and I am so happy he is approved.

[Leigh]

though this is matthews happy news, we have been waiting for this for along time now and I am so happy he is approved.


I couldn't be happier, and to be able to share My good news with you is part of the reason why today has been such an awesome day ............ I love you :rrose:

[dixie]

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and dimunitive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

[dixie]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/epic-fail-photos-sheep-fail.jpg

[little_ms_sunshyne]

I will not stress...I will not stress...I will not stress....Hmmmm..this isnt working!

[scootebaby]

Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and dimunitive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.


uh huh :blink: how long did it take you to find out how to word this sentence? :lol2:

[Kätzchen]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/376856266_7553419346.jpg

[Ebon]

[QUOTE=ALovelyKiss;341053][CENTER][IMG]

Your pictures are always so beautiful. I was just thinking about how much I missed the ocean.

[Nat]

z_L7qoP17-w

[Kätzchen]

[QUOTE=ALovelyKiss;341053][CENTER]

Your pictures are always so beautiful. I was just thinking about how much I missed the ocean.

[I]You're so welcome, Ebon!

You and Gemme should try to make it to this location
someday, yes???

This photo is for you both!

~D

http://jootix.com/upload/DesktopWallpapers/cache/Half-Moon-Bay-Sunset-half-moon-bay-sunset-taken-at-half-moon-bay-marina-auckland-new-zealand-chris-gin-sunset-1366x768.jpg

[Turtle]

http://www.beautifulcanada.net/cc1-Canada-northern-lights-Satoru-Kikuchi.jpg

[Kobi]

My allergies are acting out, so I bought some cough drops. The wrappers come with "a pep talk with each drop".
This one is pepping me to ...."inspire envy" and "turn can do, into can did" and "conquer today"
and finally...."dust off and get up".

Remind me not to buy this brand anymore. I dont want to have to
deal with the pressure of disappointing my cough drop.

:jester:

[LipstickLola]

My allergies are acting out, so I bought some cough drops. The wrappers come with "a pep talk with each drop".
This one is pepping me to ...."inspire envy" and "turn can do, into can did" and "conquer today"
and finally...."dust off and get up".

Remind me not to buy this brand anymore. I dont want to have to
deal with the pressure of disappointing my cough drop.

:jester:




Thanks for the much needed laugh, (at the cough crop wrappers), I hope you are feeling up to par VERY soon!!!

[Duchess]

f6wW3vAPyas

[Semantics]

Sunshine! Please?

Just a little to let me know that the sun still exists somewhere other than in my memory?

[Kätzchen]

Sunshine! Please?

Just a little to let me know that the sun still exists somewhere other than in my memory?


:) . . . heh!

We normally have pearly skies everyday...
but not today: we have . . . s u n s h i n e!

http://www.wayfaring.info/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/sunset.jpg

[Sparkle]

patience is not a virtue I come by naturally.

[Kätzchen]

I took a job offer today,
start work next week on my birthday,
it's out in the country,
beautiful drive to and from work,
great pay & benes.

Happy Birthday to me!

:stillheart:

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1255288116PC7qvcH.jpg

[Soon]

Ending a Midlife Affair with Meds (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paulina-porizkova/ending-a-midlife-affair-with-meds_b_862442.html)

Paulina Porizkova

[UofMfan]

A friend on IM " i took a multivitamin... just letting you know"

Made me laugh really loud, thanks!

Random much?

[Queerasfck]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8206/18102007008fk2.jpg

[Mister Bent]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8206/18102007008fk2.jpg

I once mistook one for a cigar.

I might have been inebriated.

It did not draw well.

[Queerasfck]

http://www.vicgeorge419.net/rocker.jpg

[Ms. Meander]

SIRG0QOEkyM

[Turtle]

http://tarpon.tamug.edu/~chrpratt/verybigwave_jpg.jpg

[Duchess]

pvLAh8LLl7o

[LeftWriteFemme]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/58000/Hugh-Union-jack-man-58218.jpg



I don't know.......just felt the need to share this.

[Kobi]

Harold Camping is predicting the Christian Rapture will occur on May 21, 2011.


Just in case he is right, I'm not paying bills til Monday.

[Turtle]

One More Shopping
Day Left Til The Rapture!!!

[Tommi]

One More Shopping
Day Left Til The Rapture!!!

Then I'm stayin in bed till those folks are gone.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/2708693339_eb5a9a2a0d.jpg

[UofMfan]

Excited about tonight's "Rapture" celebrations.

[Canela]

Harold Camping...heh. All I can say is...:koolaid:
Everybody wants their 15 minutes.

Good reminder though, to put things in order on a regular basis since we never know when that day will indeed come.

[blackboot]

Roy Rogers Riders Club Rules:

1. Be neat and clean.
2. Be courteous and polite.
3. Always obey your parents.
4. Protect the weak and help them.
5. Be brave but never take chances.
6. Study hard and learn all you can.
7. Be kind to animals and take care of them.
8. Eat all your food and never waste any.
9. Love God and go to Sunday school regularly.
10. Always respect our flag and our country.

11. Stuff your horse.

[uglyboi]

Most people don't realize if you take large pieces of coral, and paint it brown and attach it to the skull with wood screws, it will make a child look like a deer.

[Gemme]

I'm pretty sure I'm part mouse.

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/the-rapture-1.jpg

If The Rapture does occur tomorrow,
what are the chances the intelligence community
will deem it a terrorist plot AND a good excuse
to invade <insert middle east country of choice>?

[blackboot]

Dept. of Redundancy Department

[Guy]

quality vs. quantity

[Ebon]

If it wasn't for extra sharp cheddar cheese I would go vegan.

[LeftWriteFemme]

http://goinglikesixty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mole_animal.jpg

[Soon]

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-even-basement-kitty-iz-appalled-by-ur-brower-history.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-spagetti-os-what-spagetti-os.jpg

[dixie]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/epic-fail-photos-leaving-your-dog-alone-fail.jpg

[Pixie]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GmXmxTs34PM/TC4wWgmDM_I/AAAAAAAAC0I/DDIJ8lkLTlI/s320/cuckoo.jpg

cuckoo for psycho puffs

[little_ms_sunshyne]

T is almost here!

[citybutch]

I just have to say.. that it is really pleasant to go into threads where people are having rational and non-criticizing DISCUSSIONS about issues that in past times have created arguments, name-calling, etc etc...

That is SO refreshing!!!

[JakeTulane]

Overheard in the house: Is there something wrong with Hello Kitty shoelaces in a pair of Converse sneakers?


:|

Absolutely not.

That is all.

[violaine]

i work a few hours a week beside brilliant people who volunteer their legal services, and donate $. inside of a small house, downtown, built in 1950, there is much activity on front lawns, and streets. one attorney brings her puppy to work, and likes to have a naveriA with me.

[nekohl]

I have a new female coworker. She walks right past me and does not seem to see me when I smile or try to say hello. I'm not sure if she is just being snobby or if she feels she has to 'prove' herself as a powerful woman to our male coworkers. Either way she is coming across as a total C -u next tuesday.

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/stolen/funny-animated-pictures-010.gif

[uglyboi]

Just posting some advice about constipation, handle it like you would long division. Get a pencil and some paper and work it out.

[princessbelle]

I can remember dancing around my bedroom when i was weeee little to this silly song on a Saturday morning with a hair brush as my mic. It's got a "blues sound" was a fav and I sang the lead, not the back up....LOL.

Maybe i should have posted this in the confession thread.....

mkO87mkgcNo

[LeftWriteFemme]

ovfm4Le3xE8

[Ms. Meander]

http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x385/Ms_Meander/rocky.jpg

[Tommi]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nrpXhtbNq8A/TdFZHRyF1II/AAAAAAAAARI/PTYCv9lOnvo/s400/longbeach-gaypride.JPG
Time for our community.
to be happy
to be heard
to share
to heal
to be
me





webcafe ole'

[Venus007]

My neighbor said I could have her truck after she got raptured today, I am so disappointed.

[Gemme]

I need a pedicure. Desperately.

[Ebon]

I need a pedicure. Desperately.

I would do anything for loveeee, but I won't do that.....

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-barrys-phobia-treatment-was-going-well.jpg

[dixie]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/d2277c0e-4f4e-49c7-bc8e-626cf0bba8d1.jpg

[Turtle]

http://www.nightswimming.com/rose/books/tshirt.jpg

[Leigh]

Not dead, still here ............. I'm glad :-)

[morningstar55]

gooooood morning too everyone ..
im soo pleased to see us all here to enjoy another awsome day on this blessed Planet :)

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o199/morningstar1955/06B2nBALd.jpg

[Kätzchen]

Clouds and Waves


Mother, the folk who live up in the clouds call out to me-


"We play from the time we wake till the day ends.


We play with the golden dawn, we play with the silver moon."


I ask, "But how am I to get up to you ?"


They answer, "Come to the edge of the earth, lift up your


hands to the sky, and you will be taken up into the clouds."


"My mother is waiting for me at home, "I say, "How can I leave


her and come?"


Then they smile and float away.


But I know a nicer game than that, mother.


I shall be the cloud and you the moon.


I shall cover you with both my hands, and our house-top will


be the blue sky.


The folk who live in the waves call out to me-


"We sing from morning till night; on and on we travel and know


not where we pass."


I ask, "But how am I to join you?"


They tell me, "Come to the edge of the shore and stand with


your eyes tight shut, and you will be carried out upon the waves."


I say, "My mother always wants me at home in the everything-


how can I leave her and go?"


They smile, dance and pass by.


But I know a better game than that.


I will be the waves and you will be a strange shore.


I shall roll on and on and on, and break upon your lap with


laughter.


And no one in the world will know where we both are.



Rabindranath Tagore



http://www.wallcoo.net/nature/2009_Landscape_1680_Desktop_05/images/Stormy%20Skies.jpg

[hpychick]

A true artist in the form of Belly Dance.

YamDoDK71Ds

[hpychick]

This woman is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G

I love that this routine was done with non-traditional belly dance music.

The woman dancing with her is her mentor and instructor. (Rachel is right side of the screen.)

7Y_TEyetWAw&feature=fvsr

[uglyboi]

If I had a penis I would tattoo a ruler on it either parallel or perpendicular. I guess it would depend on my attributes.

[Abigail Crabby]

http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/cutekitten1.jpg

[uglyboi]

Warning! Don't ever give me sugar!

[Andrea]

My honey and I watched the independent film Gasland last night.

The fact that so many harm our world, and don't care how it affects people, makes me want to cry.

The fact that our government turns a blind eye makes me incredibly angry.

There has to be more I can do to work against this type of thing.

Andrea

[scootebaby]

how do vampires get all their money/riches in these movies?

[Turtle]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M3bZqzBHW0U/R6vFOQns_DI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/nJnm2_MTwuE/s400/gnome+home3.jpg

[Leigh]

Wrestling ppv was awesome tonight ~ can't wait until it comes to Winnipeg this friday :-)

[Andrea]

Today I acknowledge I have choices. Yesterday I may not have followed through with my healthier eating, 10 minutes of exercise, being nicer to someone I don't like, showing appreciation for the beauty of the universe, etc., but I choose to do so today. Everyday is a new opportunity.

Andrea

[dixie]

how do vampires get all their money/riches in these movies?

Well, if they've lived for centuries maybe they've just had really good high-interest savings accounts? *snicker* I've actually wondered the same thing...lol