Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[Inked_Trinity]

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[UofMfan]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/Food-porn.jpg

[uglyboi]

I’m not sure where the time goes anymore. Is this a side effect of getting older? The rest of my night will be spent searching the internet for schematics to a time machine that I can construct in my garage.

[Rook]

Doing some last minute shopping for NYE dinner, decided to visit Kroger's instead of Wal-Mart.
Holiday + very crowded Wal-Mart = Cranky-Edgy-HyperAlert Rook.
The parking lot should've been a huge red flag, but then we usually have issues finding a spot.
Going inside, very few shopping carts should've told me "RUN , RUN!!"
Walked in, stunned....:blink:
"Where'd all these pipsqueaks come from???"
My brother surmised the students are back, their collective rich mommies and daddies with platinum cards were buying temp. stock.
"Hmm, I thought this crowd would be in wal-mart" ~twitch.....
We lacked one ingredient we use that Kroger's didn't have, my brother suggested walmart, so I grabbed a random kielbasa and shrugged "hell no, if this place is packed, imagine wally world"
"that's not the ham we get, and it's expensive!!" (he always was a penny-pinching miser, got him in teased as a kid.....he argued the cost of a butterfinger when it rose from a quarter to 50 cents..)
"I'll improvise, let's go, i can see the Lines from back here, use your imagination, it does have ham, you're close to seeing 2012, for now."
He merely grabbed his fave SoBe, and shut up....

The only part of Holidays I loathe.....Commercialized holidays, buy buy buy buy......

St. Valentine's? Buy this insanely big Pink teddy bear, why bother with a dozen roses, if u really love her, Buy these....75$ worth of soon to be dead 2 dozen!!!....And don't forget the 50pd box of chocolate !!! {i'm not kidding, I saw one...all I could think of was "wow, u really fucked up BADLY to buy that...."

Mother's /Fathers Day.....out of 365 days a year.....people pick that ONE day, to give them something.....and often, for the Father, it's a strange necktie?....My father was barely around, and when he was, the last thing on my mind was father's day......
Mother's got it better....
Dead flowers mostly, but still...cute stuff....
I still it oughta be a random deal every other day show appreciation, materialism kind of sux after awhile.
Won't even go there on the Easter/X-Mas thing.....

The officially recognized/federally recognized holidays srsly get exploited, no?
The quiet ones that slip by, or the lesser known ones {for now, shhh, hallmark's watching!!} seem to enjoy a smidge more respect.
At least within the U.S., I was a Military Brat, so we travelled.....Often....
The only times I saw "Excess" was in a global holiday, but not always revolving around Commercialism. X-mas in germany Was awesome. 3 Kings Day in Spain is somethin to remember. We stopped briefly in Israel once, during Sukkot, I was entranced with what I saw.....
I would suppose Holidays do help the sagging economy, but still, damn.... :blink::candle:

[Inked_Trinity]

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[msW8ing]

7798h1siNO8

[blackboot]

Love never dies a natural death.
It dies because we don't know how
to replenish its source. It dies of
blindness and errors and betrayals.
It dies of illness and wounds; it dies
of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.



~ Anais Nin

[Legendryder]

Excel spreadsheets are evil. That is all.

[SoNotHer]

The clap off bra. Wow. Just wow....

OgJvHePIEdU

[Hollylane]

The clap off bra. Wow. Just wow....

OgJvHePIEdU

That explains everything...:|

[Trey339]

Nite all,,,,

[Gemme]

The clap off bra. Wow. Just wow....

OgJvHePIEdU

I had a bra that would randomly eject its straps. It was one of those convertible bras.

There was one time....not at band camp, but in a Mexican restaurant in Austin...that I was visiting friends and having brunch and then POP! One of the straps just up and flew off. As soon as I got that one tied down again, the other one came off.

That sparked a lot of commentary.

:blink:

[citybutch]

LQTS... .am I alone?

[Nat]

YwLMM_QBkMc

[Alurra]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7167/6639373981_de7d481f04_o.jpg

[Random]

Just what is it about artist cottages in Carmel, Ca that makes me go....


Hmmm 2000$ for 847sft... Not bad... Not bad at all


Blink....

[Hollylane]

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/scotty-star-trek.gif


Don't piss Scotty off:


"I am aware the planet's surface is on fire Jim, but I'm afraid the transporter beam is simply not working"

[Nat]

DyJ-fzgQmLw

[Queerasfck]

I don't know why I ever started playing words with friends with Smarty Tiger (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/member.php?u=742). He is crazy good, beating me by hundreds of points and I'm pretty sure he's not cheating.

Ladies, I've met him in the real world. He's smart, handsome, kind, and SINGLE (loud Oprah voice). What are you waiting for? Make. Your. Move.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-strangest-god-damn-funeral-ive-ever-been-to.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-ctrl-alt-meow.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-yu-yu-still-lubs-me-rite.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-oh-im-sorry-i-didnt-realize-we-were-discussing-the-many-fucks-i-do-not-give.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-whered-you-get-the-coats.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-gifs-brushie-brushie.gif

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-its-my-favorite-thing-to-do.jpg

[Gentle Tiger]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-its-my-favorite-thing-to-do.jpg

Thank you for the ear worm. That song was stuck in my brain a few months ago. And it took weeks, weeks I tell you get rid of it. And now you torment, no punish me by bringing it back you wicked woman!.

[Gemme]

Thank you for the ear worm. That song was stuck in my brain a few months ago. And it took weeks, weeks I tell you get rid of it. And now you torment, no punish me by bringing it back you wicked woman!.

KQ6zr6kCPj8&ob=av2e

[Gentle Tiger]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-its-my-favorite-thing-to-do.jpg

KQ6zr6kCPj8&ob=av2e

Oh look, it's the Dixie's partner in crime!

[dixie]

Just for the Tiger....maybe this will help get the other out of your head. :eyebat:


wyx6JDQCslE&ob=av3e

[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/397006_155950081180786_113971872045274_230324_1171 379951_n.jpg

[msW8ing]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/397006_155950081180786_113971872045274_230324_1171 379951_n.jpg

Love that it's stuck to the wall with a smiley face band-aid lol

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383369_287688751252771_100000349459021_992255_1679 694259_n.jpg

[willow]

http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/funny-cartoon-pictures-15.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380563_10150488564481715_691481714_9170314_1310697 848_n.jpg

[Soon]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rgauldin/did-jesus-intervene-a-guide-to-tebow-15ze

[Gemme]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rgauldin/did-jesus-intervene-a-guide-to-tebow-15ze

I actually like Nickelback.

Good to know I have a connection with a religious figure.

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-but-i-wents-to-jared.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-captions-kim-kardashian-hit-her.jpg

[dixie]

sdzCELofGgE

[Hollylane]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/408195_2169436214764_1812482381_1430047_1946851870 _n.jpg

[Rook]

Umm....Yeah, I would be "Brave" enough, there's that thick glass dividing me from said Lion. Had there been no glass, or a flimsy one, I can assure you...neither the lil kid, nor her parents would be there........

Zoo Stare contest (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/32338/little+girl+shows+remarkable+poise+in+stare-down+with+african+lion/)

[UofMfan]

Screaming Pug Really Wants To Go For Ride ( VIDEO) ~ HuffPo (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/11/screaming-pug-video_n_1199750.html?1326313754)

[willow]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002371813/4328638328_funny_pictures_cat_hates_nature1_xlarge .jpeg

[msW8ing]

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/397389_275364145845699_249309615117819_661167_3525 88336_n.jpg

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[msW8ing]

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/404461_2354701758752_1586445258_31804814_536510929 _n.jpg

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[Gemme]

Umm....Yeah, I would be "Brave" enough, there's that thick glass dividing me from said Lion. Had there been no glass, or a flimsy one, I can assure you...neither the lil kid, nor her parents would be there........

Zoo Stare contest (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/32338/little+girl+shows+remarkable+poise+in+stare-down+with+african+lion/)

True dat.

At least the female announcer called the guy out about his 'screaming like a little girl' comment. Of course, he had to come back with the Gloria Steinem comment.

Why couldn't they just say, "oh how cute" and let it be?

[smouldering]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/pufflin.jpg

[msW8ing]

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/405220_344119025598365_313627755314159_1371504_166 0474094_n.jpg

[dixie]

I don't understand why banks chain their pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

[dixie]

http://chzautocowrecks.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/mobile-phone-texting-autocorrect-electrical-gymnastics.jpg

[Ryobi]

Umm....Yeah, I would be "Brave" enough, there's that thick glass dividing me from said Lion. Had there been no glass, or a flimsy one, I can assure you...neither the lil kid, nor her parents would be there........

Zoo Stare contest (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/32338/little+girl+shows+remarkable+poise+in+stare-down+with+african+lion/)

I can see the cute. This video though, makes me sad for the lion, and a little mad at the parents. The dad said this went on for about 5 minutes. Why, for the sake of video? Apparently his food dish was put closer than usual to the window. What he was doing is saying get the hell away from my food. I feel sad for the lion because he was probably agitated and on high alert long after that family walked away. Potentially making an already dangerous job that much harder for the keepers and zoo staff.

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HVDsS7LTknQ/TwYT1xe1PiI/AAAAAAAAELw/e7qMn-SPqb8/s400/god+tebow.jpg

[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/386189_197666016987096_175668782520153_421290_1444 635327_n.jpg

[Rook]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/3/128805792567195066.jpg

[Gentle Tiger]

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[dixie]

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[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/383814_321869997847452_270061259694993_1038810_931 786379_n.jpg

[dixie]

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[dixie]

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[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403892_314468231920962_270061259694993_1015789_152 0430543_n.jpg

[Tawse]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/BearTawse/SnowWhite-Box.jpg

[Honey]

She's got the mad face on cuz that cock must be awfully little to fit in that box !

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-gif-no-thats-not-annoying-at-all1.gif

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-sbd-the-perfect-weapon-after-a-few-minutes-the-only-clue-is-a-stunned-expression-and-lolling-tongue.jpg

[dixie]

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-captions-dobby-can-only-be-freed-if-his-masters-present-him-with-bbq-sir.jpg

[Hollylane]

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-captions-dobby-can-only-be-freed-if-his-masters-present-him-with-bbq-sir.jpg

Oh for the love of Mary. This is hysterical and that dog looks just like Dobby.

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/jesus.jpg

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/Picture121.png

[dixie]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/party-fails-after-gradually-lowered-standards.jpg

[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/399596_306169932762471_236124369767028_932166_1184 556777_n.jpg

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/dove1.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

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[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/373975_278627195516745_236124369767028_858749_4503 28348_n.jpg

[JustJo]

http://blog.newscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/popsicle.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/385921_278627985516666_236124369767028_858785_9028 58616_n.jpg

[Daktari]

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

Hilarity!

[UofMfan]

I just had the most pleasant conversation with a customer service rep at Wells Fargo.

I had her laughing!

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390013_283620491693082_102702636451536_776332_2143 452498_n.jpg

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/wife-1.jpg

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/c-1.jpg

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/cheese-1.jpg

[UofMfan]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/sanitizer.jpg

[Pixie]

Totally just made my first homemade organic sugar scrub!! WOOT WOOT, having a few of the suite mates try it out as I post! Its a orange blossom honey mix! Bounce bounce....super stoked!

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/161373106976984110981.jpg

[Gemme]

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

Hilarity!

I have to say....I'm a pretty un-PC kinda person and don't usually get offended easily, but this Bennett pretty much nails all of the 'isms out there.

Plus his grammar and spelling suck ass.

[Rook]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/Pfzzz.jpg

[Pixie]

I have to say....I'm a pretty un-PC kinda person and don't usually get offended easily, but this Bennett pretty much nails all of the 'isms out there.

Plus his grammar and spelling suck ass.


I'm still stuck on the ADIDAS one.....standing for Every Day I Dream About Sex.....hmmmmm wow

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/378566_278627875516677_236124369767028_858781_1232 466366_n.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

Tomboy lovers strike again.....and again

http://www.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20120113-321530.html

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/381049_169195566513928_130468153720003_202843_1836 865685_n.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://cdn.blogs.fredericksburg.com/toontalk/files/2012/01/cj011012_color.jpg

[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403345_205557826203564_185115038247843_416060_1048 215932_n.jpg

"Sometimes the red infamy upon her breast would give a sympathetic throb, as she passed near a venerable minister or magistrate, the model of piety and justice, to whom that age of antique reverence looked up, as to a mortal man in fellowship with angels." ~The Scarlet Letter; pg. 45, sentence 1

[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/407198_202659753160038_185115038247843_409498_4056 90883_n.jpg

[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380486_201206073305406_185115038247843_405472_2040 909867_n.jpg

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/hot-1.jpg

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/monkey1-1.jpg

[Gemme]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403345_205557826203564_185115038247843_416060_1048 215932_n.jpg

"Sometimes the red infamy upon her breast would give a sympathetic throb, as she passed near a venerable minister or magistrate, the model of piety and justice, to whom that age of antique reverence looked up, as to a mortal man in fellowship with angels." ~The Scarlet Letter; pg. 45, sentence 1





What does it say about me that I don't have any books ANYWHERE in the room I am in?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

:blink:

[Kätzchen]

You've got an intoxicating encounter on the cards today if you're going on a trip or cross the path of a stranger. The World sets you up for a change of scenery while Judgment guarantees that your relationships will be based on honesty. Fantastic changes are in store, Kätzchen! If some friends are planning a huge get-together today, go along. You won't regret the journey! At work, you'll find communication easy throughout the day. The combined influence of the World and the Emperor is very beneficial in terms of bringing a human dimension to your dealings with colleagues or clients. You have a better understanding of others and affinity with your work. It's a great time to win people over and firm up business relationships - make the most of it!


sidenote: I'll be surprised if any of the above manifests tomorrow (sarcasm alert)

[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/395195_10150573589075729_392659810728_11269677_119 1401379_n.jpg

[Random]

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[/SIZE][/COLOR]

*If you were making a film, what mood or atmosphere would you try to create?*



Film? sex life? Oh HELL NO...

[Kätzchen]

foIjI685ino&feature=related

[Licious]

Smallest Ever Computer Memory, Using 12 Atoms, Developed By IBM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/13/smallest-ever-computer-memory_n_1204646.html

just found it interesting. very nerdy of me I know. :D

[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/407492_2843241313718_1039890843_32919587_105811262 9_n1.jpg

[Kätzchen]

zSAJ0l4OBHM

[smouldering]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/playplayers.jpg

[smouldering]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/ghostwhisperer/toast.jpg

[Alurra]

I found this on www.infernodances.com.
It's a column they are hosting by Kathy Belge
(aka Dipstick from Curve magazine).

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7145/6702104541_b7b13cecba_o.jpg

First Kisses on Street Corners
The new year has me thinking about beginnings and firsts. 2011 was the first full year that I was single since the breakup of my long-term relationship. In that year, I’ve kissed a few women. Each has a different taste, a different way of turning her head, moving in with hands, hips or tongues. Each one left a distinct and lovely memory.

There was the woman I met on the Olivia cruise. After three days of flirting and tension building, our first kiss, on the upper deck of the ship on a tropical breezy night should have been exquisite. Instead, as I leaned in to kiss her, she thrust her tongue straight into my mouth. It almost pushed me overboard. Maybe she just didn’t have her sea legs yet, because we eventually figured it out and shared some sweet kisses under a Caribbean full moon.

Then there was the girl I met at a comedy show. We had a nice connection on our first date over dark beer and nachos. I didn’t want the evening to end and asked her if she’d like to go on to Crush. As we stood by her car, negotiating who was going to drive, she looked me in the eye and said, “I think you need to kiss me right now.” How could I not?

The triathlete from Seattle came down on the train and we met at a concert. After the show, I offered to drive her to her hotel. After I illegally parked downtown, she turned and said “Here comes that awkward moment when we hug goodbye.” “Oh no,” I piped in. “I want a kiss.” It was not awkward at all.

Then there was the organic gardener. After three hours of talking in a Hawthorne bar, we stepped out into the misty dark. While deciding what to do next, “I want to kiss you,” slipped out of my mouth. “Right here on the street?” she asked. I didn’t answer with words. She let out a tiny moan and bit into my lower lip as she pressed me into my car, her inhibitions gone.

One of the first girls I dated after my breakup was a cute bicycling lawyer. We hung out for a few weeks in the “Are we dating or just biking buddies?” mode. Finally after acknowledging our attraction, we had our first kiss on the back deck of the house I had just purchased. The rest of the summer, we’d sneak into the backyards of houses for sale and let our dogs run loose while we kissed on strangers’ back porches.

A sweet summer surprise was the smoky redhead with a raspy voice I stood next to at an Indigo Girls concert at the zoo. She shared her boxed wine and we bonded as we bopped and sang along to our favorite songs. Just as the Girls started singing “Hammer and a Nail,” I looked at her, she looked at me, and we just started making out, right there in middle of the crowd at the zoo. I never saw her again, but the memory brings a smile to my face.

It’s a new year full of new possibilities and potential first kisses. Get out there and create some memories of 2012.


:kissy:

[funkyfemme]

I love me some Dipstick!

I found this on www.infernodances.com.
It's a column they are hosting by Kathy Belge
(aka Dipstick from Curve magazine).

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7145/6702104541_b7b13cecba_o.jpg

First Kisses on Street Corners
The new year has me thinking about beginnings and firsts. 2011 was the first full year that I was single since the breakup of my long-term relationship. In that year, I’ve kissed a few women. Each has a different taste, a different way of turning her head, moving in with hands, hips or tongues. Each one left a distinct and lovely memory.

There was the woman I met on the Olivia cruise. After three days of flirting and tension building, our first kiss, on the upper deck of the ship on a tropical breezy night should have been exquisite. Instead, as I leaned in to kiss her, she thrust her tongue straight into my mouth. It almost pushed me overboard. Maybe she just didn’t have her sea legs yet, because we eventually figured it out and shared some sweet kisses under a Caribbean full moon.

Then there was the girl I met at a comedy show. We had a nice connection on our first date over dark beer and nachos. I didn’t want the evening to end and asked her if she’d like to go on to Crush. As we stood by her car, negotiating who was going to drive, she looked me in the eye and said, “I think you need to kiss me right now.” How could I not?

The triathlete from Seattle came down on the train and we met at a concert. After the show, I offered to drive her to her hotel. After I illegally parked downtown, she turned and said “Here comes that awkward moment when we hug goodbye.” “Oh no,” I piped in. “I want a kiss.” It was not awkward at all.

Then there was the organic gardener. After three hours of talking in a Hawthorne bar, we stepped out into the misty dark. While deciding what to do next, “I want to kiss you,” slipped out of my mouth. “Right here on the street?” she asked. I didn’t answer with words. She let out a tiny moan and bit into my lower lip as she pressed me into my car, her inhibitions gone.

One of the first girls I dated after my breakup was a cute bicycling lawyer. We hung out for a few weeks in the “Are we dating or just biking buddies?” mode. Finally after acknowledging our attraction, we had our first kiss on the back deck of the house I had just purchased. The rest of the summer, we’d sneak into the backyards of houses for sale and let our dogs run loose while we kissed on strangers’ back porches.

A sweet summer surprise was the smoky redhead with a raspy voice I stood next to at an Indigo Girls concert at the zoo. She shared her boxed wine and we bonded as we bopped and sang along to our favorite songs. Just as the Girls started singing “Hammer and a Nail,” I looked at her, she looked at me, and we just started making out, right there in middle of the crowd at the zoo. I never saw her again, but the memory brings a smile to my face.

It’s a new year full of new possibilities and potential first kisses. Get out there and create some memories of 2012.


:kissy:

[durrrrrrrr]

since when did the left lane on the interstate become the "slow" "travel" lane?????

[Rook]

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[Soon]

Golden Globe Red Carpet Arrivals is on!

pervin' on the fashion ;)

[UofMfan]

Will the real Green Bay Packers please stand up?

[LeftWriteFemme]

XSev5wCG2kw

[tapu]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403345_205557826203564_185115038247843_416060_1048 215932_n.jpg



Hm, mine has chapter notes, but here goes.

1. Wilma Dykeman, Tennessee: A History, p 22

Well... it has the word dyke in there.....

[Rook]

strange....
Mine says

Although Thóra knew this could wait until morning, she wanted to know the answer now. - page 45 from Last Rituals by Icelandic author Yrsa Sigurdardóttir.

cute...


and now...

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[Passionaria]

YP9RnDp_tms

[Hollylane]

I love watching crows! They are intelligent and really seem to have a sense of humor. Thank you for posting this

[tapu]

strange....
Mine says

Although Thóra knew this could wait until morning, she wanted to know the answer now. - page 45 from Last Rituals by Icelandic author Yrsa Sigurdardóttir.


Ya gotta love Icelandic names. In Njal's Saga, I think there are some Sigurdsons. There are Njalsons and Njaldóttirs, of course. There are also people named Hairy-Breeks and Ulf the Unwashed. Just what are breeks, anyway?

[Alurra]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403345_205557826203564_185115038247843_416060_1048 215932_n.jpg



"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
~Issac Asimov" (It's a book of quotes.)

So far, not a problem.:eyebat:

[Hollylane]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403345_205557826203564_185115038247843_416060_1048 215932_n.jpg

"Sometimes the red infamy upon her breast would give a sympathetic throb, as she passed near a venerable minister or magistrate, the model of piety and justice, to whom that age of antique reverence looked up, as to a mortal man in fellowship with angels." ~The Scarlet Letter; pg. 45, sentence 1





"From Oregon 126, 12 miles east of Mapleton and 33 miles west of Eugene, turn south onto Siuslaw River Road, go 9.7 miles, and bear left on Siuslaw River Access Road, proceed another 6 miles and turn right to reach the entrance to the recreation site." :|

~Camping Oregon by Rhonda & George Ostertag Page 45

[Hollylane]

smEqnnklfYs

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we've come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's children.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.

We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.

We cannot turn back.

There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self-hood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating: "For Whites Only." We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until "justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream."¹

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest -- quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."2

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning:

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.

Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride,

From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.

Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.

Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

[Ms. Meander]

1) I am ridiculously pleased with my new drapes.

2) It is the kind of stupidly cold where one hardly cares for fashion in favor of Nanook-like warmth.

3) A tasty Malbec warms the blood

4) I have, not one, but three new fabulous handbags.

[Ms. Meander]

my 1,000th post.

[dixie]

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[UofMfan]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/America.jpg

[Gemme]

"From Oregon 126, 12 miles east of Mapleton and 33 miles west of Eugene, turn south onto Siuslaw River Road, go 9.7 miles, and bear left on Siuslaw River Access Road, proceed another 6 miles and turn right to reach the entrance to the recreation site." :|

~Camping Oregon by Rhonda & George Ostertag Page 45


Recreation site???

Is THAT what you call it?

And here, I've been calling it my hooha or vajayjay.

:blink:

[SoNotHer]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403345_205557826203564_185115038247843_416060_1048 215932_n.jpg

"Once you have identified what you know how to do, you may realize that you actually know more than you thought you did. Now, take what you know how to do and couple it with your values and goals."

Should be an interesting year...

[twist of lime]

ridiculous as it is...
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yes, I try to hold that note

[funkyfemme]

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[Inked_Trinity]

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[funkyfemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/gator-1.jpg

[Rook]

** Feeling very Nostalgic right about....Now.....**

..And wanting to be ...right Here *Clickety-Linkage* (http://www.caborojopr.com/balnerio-boqueron-photos-cabo-rojo-puerto-rico.html)

[UofMfan]

I may get to fly on Saturday, weather permitting :D

[UofMfan]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/GaymarriageKC.jpg

[Rook]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii214/amor_en_silencio_77/Electric.jpg

:cracked: :spit: :mohawk:

[Gemme]

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/gator-1.jpg

Gator's actually not too bad. Now, rattlesnack is less than desirable, though.

[Inked_Trinity]

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[Honey]

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Can I get one one of these mounted to the hood of my car cuz these D.Bags in Maine can't get out of their own F***ing way...or MINE either !!

[Rook]

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[ruby_woo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/acox35/2z9dsmt.gif

[adorable]

De Falco: "This is De Falco from Livorno. Am I speaking with the captain?"

Schettino: "Yes. Good evening, Cmdr. De Falco."

De Falco: "Please tell me your name."

Schettino: "I'm Capt. Schettino, commander."

De Falco: "Schettino? Listen, Schettino. There are people trapped on board. Now, you go with your lifeboat under the prow on the starboard side. There's a rope ladder. You climb that ladder and go aboard. Go aboard and tell me how many people there are. Is that clear? I'm recording this conversation, Capt. Schettino."

Schettino: "So, I'll tell you something..."

De Falco: "Speak up!"

Schettino: "So, at this moment, the boat is tipping..."

De Falco: "I got it. Listen, there are people coming down the rope ladder from the prow. You go up that ladder, get on that ship and tell me how many people are still on board and what they have on board. Is that clear? You need to tell me if there are children, women or people in need of assistance. And tell me the exact number of each of these categories. Is that clear? Schettino, you may have saved yourself from the sea, but I'm going to make you pay, I'm going to make your life miserable. Get the (bleep) on board!

Schettino: "I'm here with the rescue boats, I'm here, I haven't gone anywhere, I'm here.

De Falco: "What are you doing there, captain?"

Schettino: "I am here to coordinate the rescue..."

De Falco: "What are you coordinating there? Go aboard! Coordinate the rescue from aboard the ship. Are you refusing?"

Schettino: "No, no, no, I am not refusing."

De Falco: "YOU GO ABOARD: That's an order. Don't make any more excuses. You declared abandon ship, now I'm in charge. YOU GO ABOARD. Is that clear?"

Schettino: "Commander, I'm going aboard."

De Falco: "Go, and call me when you are aboard. My air rescue is on the prow. Go. There are already bodies, Schettino."

Schettino: "How many bodies are there?"

De Falco: "I don't know! One for sure! I've heard of one. You're the one who has to tell me how many there are. Christ!"

Schettino: "You realize it's dark and here we can't see anything..."

De Falco: "And what? You want go home, Schettino? It's dark and you want to go home? Get on that prow of the boat using the rope ladder and tell me what can be done, how many people there are and what they need. Now!"

[Inked_Trinity]

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[funkyfemme]

wtf? cute vagina?????

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/funkyfemme67/406210_338812129469822_100000231133804_1276939_478 23908_n1.jpg

[UofMfan]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/Blkout-Fox.jpg

[Soon]

The Sad, Strange Seven Months of Emails from the Starbucks Stalker (http://gawker.com/5877281/the-sad-strange-seven-months-of-emails-from-the-starbucks-stalker)

Dude, she's just not into you. :blink:

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-mai-sunbeem-been-gone-berry-longtiem.jpg

[ButchEire]

Well, who the heck knew it was going to be just about impossible to get a part time job? I have piqued because i've been turned down by every one of the hundred or so places i've applied. Wow.

[Alurra]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7153/6723832335_79e5106391.jpg
It never gets that cold here, but if it did, I would wear one of these.

[Licious]

The speed of sound in water is 1,435 external m/sec - nearly five times faster than the speed of sound in air.

:bow:

[Ryobi]

The speed of sound in water is 1,435 external m/sec - nearly five times faster than the speed of sound in air.

:bow:

Does that mean, a "whale song" would have a lower tone to it if they "sang" when they came out of the water?

[SugarFemme]

That sandwich my kid is eating...ya know that peanut butter and jelly combo stuff called "Goober" or something??? If I were not diabetic and did not eat any sugar, I would SOOOOO go hijack that sandwich of hers lmao.

[Rook]

Que en Paz descanse la Bambi de Capadocia (spanish HBO, mexican Female version of Oz)...
The only reason I'd bother watching the Series,....at first, anyways...
(even if she *was* incredibly awkward fumbling to finally have a 'taste' of la Colombiana)
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6140/bambi5dm0.jpg

kbppWFHtK64

Capadocia (http://www.capadocia.tv/)

[adorable]

The Sad, Strange Seven Months of Emails from the Starbucks Stalker (http://gawker.com/5877281/the-sad-strange-seven-months-of-emails-from-the-starbucks-stalker)

Dude, she's just not into you. :blink:

This was so interesting. I feel bad for the guy. If she wasn’t into him she should have just said that. The male role is to pursue. *shrug* I’ve spent a lot of time dating men. Most were relentless in their pursuit. It reminds me of the phrase, “It’s only sexual harassment if they’re ugly.” In my experience in dating men, and one of the best things about it (IMO) there are clear rules. Women run and men chase. They generally are taught to be aggressive in their pursuits in business or with women. That if they work hard enough at what they want they will be rewarded. Years of poetry, books and movies reinforce this idea.

I remember my grandmother telling me once, when I was talking about a guy that I was seeing being upset that I wasn’t calling him back, that him being angry about my lack of communication was a sign that he cared and was invested. She was right. lol. So his being upset in the email that she isn’t responding doesn’t seem so far out there to me. He’s not threatening her or holding her cat hostage. He likes her.

With women, dating was never so easy. I made it easier by defining my role clearly and taking charge. The ambiguity was always maddening.

I’ve had guys show up at my job, call five of my friends to get my number, randomly show up wherever I am, send emails out of the blue….lol. Being “liked,” to me, is never a bad thing. I have had stalkers too. That was very different. After a relationship ended or someone who I didn’t know at all who never introduced themselves following me or calling my house at 3am and hanging up. In those instances I was clear that I didn’t like them that way. Only after I was clear could I judge them or their behavior. Up until that point it’s more a matter of perspective.

If she was into him, this would be a love story right? A very different headline. Ignoring men never works to get rid of them if that’s the goal. Unless they have no self esteem. That is exactly the game of straight dating. There is a book called The Rules, it’s simply old fashioned dating advice and caused a huge uproar when it came out. My grandmother always said the same exact things in that book, that is how her generation dated. She ignored all men generally and the ones she really liked, even more so. She was married to someone who was aggressive in winning her over and adored her for 65 years (until the day she died.)

[Inked_Trinity]

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[Inked_Trinity]

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[Hollylane]

This was so interesting. I feel bad for the guy. If she wasn’t into him she should have just said that. The male role is to pursue. *shrug* I’ve spent a lot of time dating men. Most were relentless in their pursuit. It reminds me of the phrase, “It’s only sexual harassment if they’re ugly.” In my experience in dating men, and one of the best things about it (IMO) there are clear rules. Women run and men chase. They generally are taught to be aggressive in their pursuits in business or with women. That if they work hard enough at what they want they will be rewarded. Years of poetry, books and movies reinforce this idea.

I remember my grandmother telling me once, when I was talking about a guy that I was seeing being upset that I wasn’t calling him back, that him being angry about my lack of communication was a sign that he cared and was invested. She was right. lol. So his being upset in the email that she isn’t responding doesn’t seem so far out there to me. He’s not threatening her or holding her cat hostage. He likes her.

With women, dating was never so easy. I made it easier by defining my role clearly and taking charge. The ambiguity was always maddening.

I’ve had guys show up at my job, call five of my friends to get my number, randomly show up wherever I am, send emails out of the blue….lol. Being “liked,” to me, is never a bad thing. I have had stalkers too. That was very different. After a relationship ended or someone who I didn’t know at all who never introduced themselves following me or calling my house at 3am and hanging up. In those instances I was clear that I didn’t like them that way. Only after I was clear could I judge them or their behavior. Up until that point it’s more a matter of perspective.

If she was into him, this would be a love story right? A very different headline. Ignoring men never works to get rid of them if that’s the goal. Unless they have no self esteem. That is exactly the game of straight dating. There is a book called The Rules, it’s simply old fashioned dating advice and caused a huge uproar when it came out. My grandmother always said the same exact things in that book, that is how her generation dated. She ignored all men generally and the ones she really liked, even more so. She was married to someone who was aggressive in winning her over and adored her for 65 years (until the day she died.)

I guess I don't agree or disagree, I just find it interesting that his emails were presented, but no proof from her other than her statements. I also think that if you put your email out there on the net, don't protect your personal information, and someone uses what you have put out there, they shouldn't be immediately thought strange or scary. It all depends on what happens after they start emailing. Just some thoughts.

[nekohl]

I drive an 05 convertable beetle and I just love it. I love the color, I love the seats, I love that its curvy(like me ;) ) and I love that in the warmer months I can put the top down and just drive with the wind in my hair.
Volkswagen has now come out with a new beetle model. It's bigger, sportier,(I'll admit it handles better) and they have gone for a more masculine look (their words during training) to "open up the market" I think VW did a great job with the new design and I will probably get one once my little bug bites the dust.

However, here on the car lot it seems people immediately love it or hate it. And those that love the new one hate the old one, and they are very vocal about it. And so, I must stand and listen to how much they hate the old style, how girly and curvy it was and "what's with the bud vase". Lol all the reasons I love it!

Viva la difference right?

[Mr Nice Guy]

I'm hot blooded, check it and see.
I've got a fever of 103.
Come on baby can you do more than
Dance.
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded.

* Song is stuck in my head.

[adorable]

I guess I don't agree or disagree, I just find it interesting that his emails were presented, but no proof from her other than her statements. I also think that if you put your email out there on the net, don't protect your personal information, and someone uses what you have put out there, they shouldn't be immediately thought strange or scary. It all depends on what happens after they start emailing. Just some thoughts.

I thought that same thing. If you post your email address and you can even post your cell phone number some places - how can you get offended when someone uses it? Isn't that the point of posting it? lol. Back in the old days, we actually used phone books to look up numbers. I also thought it was strange, since he already had her phone number, why him having her email address would freak her out? I'd prefer the email route to the phone personally. I am more likely to give out my email address first, long before my phone number. Then we graduate to fb and THEN we do the phone thing.

[UofMfan]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/gsccrack.jpg

[JustJo]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/gsccrack.jpg

Well that sure explains a lot. :blink:

[UofMfan]

Well that sure explains a lot. :blink:


Right?! :blink:

[Gemme]

I guess I don't agree or disagree, I just find it interesting that his emails were presented, but no proof from her other than her statements. I also think that if you put your email out there on the net, don't protect your personal information, and someone uses what you have put out there, they shouldn't be immediately thought strange or scary. It all depends on what happens after they start emailing. Just some thoughts.

I found the whole thing creepy and needy. Major turn off for me.

For my contribution:

http://www.autoblog.com/2012/01/19/the-bark-side-volkswagen-hounds-bring-back-star-wars-in/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl16%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D128796

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/402127_277298058996290_2748752559021_n.jpg

Photo removed by Admin

[Honey]

That is the fattest pussy I have ever seen !!!!! and P.S. just cuz they make a thong in size 22...doesnt mean you should wear one...I'm just sayin'

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/-snc7/385873_271155666283846_268330443233035_753756_1890 704115_n.jpg


Photo removed by Admin

[SugarFemme]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OpafcJCrq6I/TeHzzBHxb1I/AAAAAAAAA4g/VQp_9Zgkt1k/s1600/loldog-funny-dog-pictures.jpg

[Mr Nice Guy]

I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Too sexy for my shirt.
So sexy it hurts. :)

Had to get that out of my head.....enjoy!

[Legendryder]

I have had to make the bed four times today due to a certain punk that will not be mentioned. And wouldn't you know it, the bed is messed up again. I wonder why I bother. :canoworms:

[smouldering]

It is very cold tonight, that is all!

[Gemme]

That is the fattest pussy I have ever seen !!!!! and P.S. just cuz they make a thong in size 22...doesnt mean you should wear one...I'm just sayin'

This is sizeist. Frankly, there are plenty of BBWs out there who look better in thongs than even the most petite girls.

[dixie]

just cuz they make a thong in size 22...doesnt mean you should wear one...I'm just sayin'

I'm a size 14 and I pretty much think all underwear is a pain in the ass... BUT the question is, do you have any idea how rude and sizeist your comment sounds? "Just sayin"


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ligp1ct6qM1qb6t6wo1_500.gif

[tonaderspeisung]

http://www.geekrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/beavis_butthead_sculpture1.jpg

[Medusa]

That is the fattest pussy I have ever seen !!!!! and P.S. just cuz they make a thong in size 22...doesnt mean you should wear one...I'm just sayin'

Honey-

Your post was reported for sizism.

This is a woman-positive, size-positive site where comments like the above are patently unwelcome. You may think it's funny to poke fun at the large bodies or pontificate about what women of size should or should not wear, but I assure you that I do not find it funny, nor will a vast majority of the people on this site.

Please be more sensitive in posting things that are not only agains the TOS, but highly offensive to a large population of the people on this site.



InkedTrinity - I found both of your photo posts to be offensive and distasteful and will be removing them. I know that sometimes it's a thin line between what we think is funny and what is probably offensive on some level but I want folks here to be a little more thoughtful about what kind of humor is at home in this community.

Thanks,
Admin

[Hollylane]

M6wJl37N9C0

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396044_302480893135418_246368408746667_948247_1760 86464_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

Honey-

Your post was reported for sizism.

This is a woman-positive, size-positive site where comments like the above are patently unwelcome. You may think it's funny to poke fun at the large bodies or pontificate about what women of size should or should not wear, but I assure you that I do not find it funny, nor will a vast majority of the people on this site.

Please be more sensitive in posting things that are not only agains the TOS, but highly offensive to a large population of the people on this site.



InkedTrinity - I found both of your photo posts to be offensive and distasteful and will be removing them. I know that sometimes it's a thin line between what we think is funny and what is probably offensive on some level but I want folks here to be a little more thoughtful about what kind of humor is at home in this community.

Thanks,
Admin

I apologize to anyone that I may have unintentionally offended. I will be more sensitive about my posts in the future.

[willow]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTU6_I-d0wi6bU2nRANECSTKympdY7wX3QJXlJZm-kOjZIRFz5CCQ

[Gentle Tiger]

Coupling is hilarious!

Thanks Roku and Netflix.

[Turtle]

http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Billy-elliot-e1284047570678.jpg

[Countyfem]

http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Billy-elliot-e1284047570678.jpg

Ahh Billy Elliot was a wonderful film...

[Lady Pamela]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/401305_170646706374161_118031484969017_231864_2036 400625_n.jpg

[Hollylane]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VWlyYx6yzh0/TmjSyEiuaJI/AAAAAAAAAjA/jH3SNc_D_wA/s1600/unplugged.jpg

[istolurboxers38]

It is raining so much here I swear I take my dog out and she has to swim. Going to need a boat here soon to just get to the store :pirate-steer:

[Alurra]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7015/6745525829_ccbcd12846_o.jpg

[Turtle]

Please Fuck Me Lovely!

[adorable]

svsLt5QcuQY&feature=related

[UofMfan]

The Niners like to keep it interesting.

[Lady Pamela]

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/403220_288299377897222_229934437067050_841229_1320 492403_n.jpg

[Daktari]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/390624_10150459363397133_524312132_8952701_1538928 899_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

Don't you hate it when you spend all that time planning a conversation in your head,

and the other person refuses to follow the script?

[Leigh]

Its amazing who stands behind you when the going gets rough, and who pushes you aside for another ~ glad I know who really loves me!

[JAGG]

Its amazing who stands behind you when the going gets rough, and who pushes you aside for another ~ glad I know who really loves me!

Boy isn't that the TRUTH!!!!!!!!

[smouldering]

When in the course of an instant's choice, remember the ripple effect that it can have on all those who love you... Not everyone in your life can handle the things that make you... YOU...

[Cid]

Its amazing who stands behind you when the going gets rough, and who pushes you aside for another ~ glad I know who really loves me!

I found that out the hard way too. Not a lesson one really wants to have sometimes, ya know? Thanks for sharing that.

[willow]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGcVMNMnoQVzsAkiFc8CNUtyMDzswni 8SSr69odZCqRthNShNgRA

[Lady Pamela]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/402091_283189195073206_173085862750207_777862_2955 56358_n.jpg

[willow]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/401985_283987454990004_138689246186493_716681_1703 674182_n.jpg

[Heavenleahangel]

Just when you allow yourself to believe you have it all figured out....BAM! Someone/something pulls it all out from under you! Jus sayin!

[Abigail Crabby]

YOU
KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when...

1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't
played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
three.

4. You e-mail and text the
person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for
not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail or text addresses.

6. You pull up in
your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries...

7. Every commercial
on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it. '

10. You get up in
the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading
this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you
know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually
scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list

~~~~~~~~~~~AND
FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
NOW, YOU ARE LAUGHING at
yourself.

[Hollylane]

That was an excellent post Abby!

[Abigail Crabby]

Thank you Holly :)

[Honey]

When in the course of an instant's choice, remember the ripple effect that it can have on all those who love you... Not everyone in your life can handle the things that make you... YOU...

so very true baby doll !

[tonaderspeisung]

Mtq9RHRDWuA

[Mister Bent]

This weekend we started our cat on Paula Deen's Antebellum Feline Formula (With Butter).

Twelve hours ago, he assumed this pose and hasn't moved since.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/daniel_pd.jpg

Does anyone here own a cat?


- Concerned

[ButchEire]

Dear Bent,

Just make sure he takes his diabetes medication.

Signed,
Equally concerned.



This weekend we started our cat on Paula Deen's Antebellum Feline Formula (With Butter).

Twelve hours ago, he assumed this pose and hasn't moved since.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a293/mrbent/bfd/daniel_pd.jpg

Does anyone here own a cat?


- Concerned

[Lady Pamela]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/409547_10151166910915618_853590617_22041841_135676 0653_n.jpg

[Lady Pamela]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/400393_10150633934808833_141496478832_11229527_166 1557405_n.jpg

[SugarFemme]

My daughter and I were watching a TV show tonight and the most beautiful song was on the show in the background, so I looked it up. The lyrics were beautiful to me, so I wanted to share them. Enjoy.

My Heart With You by The Rescues

Waited a hundred years to see your face,
And I would wait a hundred more
If only to be near you,
To have you and to hear you.
Isn't that what time is for?

I sailed a thousand ships in search of you.
Traveled to distant land.
I dove for sunken gold.
I took what I could hold,
But you're still the greatest treasure I've held in my hands.
My love, the reason I survive,
Trust we'll be together soon.
Should our fire turn to dark,
Take my heart with you.

A tattered photograph my pocket holds.
I keep you secretly.
I studied every line.
You're etched upon my mind
For not a million soldiers could take you from me.

My love, the reason I survive
Trust we'll be together soon
Should our fire turn to dark,
Take my heart with you.
You

My love, the reason I survive,
Trust we'll be together soon.
Should our fire turn to dark,
Take my heart with you.
Take my heart with you.
Take my heart with you.

[tapu]

My 12yo son, in all innocence and sincerity, Mama, I've never really understood. How do lesbians have sex?

[Honey]

My 12yo son, in all innocence and sincerity, Mama, I've never really understood. How do lesbians have sex?

...to which you reply,.."the same as everyone else, only waaaay better!!"

[tapu]

I gave him the old line, "In more ways than you can imagine."

(Not really.)

[msW8ing]

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/404742_359601907402602_205344452828349_1341342_732 528713_n.jpg

[suebee]

If it weren't for video games, DAYS could go by without me having accomplished anything at all! :sunglass:

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/402692_302355246484154_244753448911001_877232_1168 84249_n.jpg

[dixie]

qamuMtxkojQ

[dixie]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/crazy-parenting-fails-parenting-fails-does-dad-know-that-youre-like-the-worst-driver-ever.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396193_257990640935839_112060242195547_624002_2040 246493_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

Why is it that I can wait to use the bathroom forever at work, or in public, but the need to urinate increases by 10 million exponentially every second I'm trying to unlock the front door? (hands shaking, dropped keys, dogs underfoot)



sigh....

oh, good, pants are still dry!

[Daktari]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/scoobs63/402761_348979655119843_173570305994113_1345687_114 3788716_n.jpg

[UofMfan]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/GOPtrickledown.jpg

[Gemme]

qamuMtxkojQ

Shaniqua may be my favorite.

:blink:

In other news, videos like this is one of the reasons why I don't live in the North anymore:

http://www.autoblog.com/2012/01/24/why-are-snowy-roads-like-these-never-closed/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl15%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D129809

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-hey-hey-hey-adjust-the-grip-adjust-the-grip.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394178_217504618339695_199020000188157_448021_9496 34880_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395193_219095544847269_199020000188157_451717_1529 864885_n.jpg

[Maria]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000635481/polls_pun_3854_284937_poll_xlarge.jpeg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404306_335988839756095_100000349459021_1139843_715 304591_n.jpg

[Kätzchen]

FX_C_Na8zuo

*LOL*

[kannon]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/micycle1/Funny%20Stuff/19.jpg

[dixie]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/408090_362338933779708_268038566543079_1602685_413 486275_n.jpg

[Lady Pamela]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/419634_10150715291687646_542442645_12107004_571432 156_n.jpg

[Gentle Tiger]

http://www.autoblog.com/2012/01/24/why-are-snowy-roads-like-these-never-closed/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl15%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D129809

This caused some serious flashbacks! I so don't miss dealing with this kind of madness!

[VintageFemme]

david letterman is so freaking hilarious 'twittering' on his twitter machine *LoL*

and i really really really... can't stand the telley commercials where the people are eating and their food is slapping them in the face. wtf is that?

and another thing, what is the deal with the clorox bleach commercials? they totally creep me out.

my niece looks like scarlett johansson.

and lastly, YU DARVISH ... yeah baby!

[Turtle]

http://cdn.gardening.allwomenstalk.com/wp-content/thumbs/19771.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-if-you-loves-sumthin.jpg

[Daktari]

BlK62rjQWLk

A waffer thin mint!!

[UofMfan]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/StaffMeeting.jpg

[dixie]

Yes, I am just redneck enough to try this here in a few months lol

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/white-trash-repairs-there-i-fixed-it-but-what-happens-at-the-end.gif

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430437_241665895910115_100002001206151_552883_9291 08788_n.jpg

[Rook]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/374619_260755620650224_100001473640449_738128_1261 41471_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/423181_10150551610568605_337541338604_8977043_2087 669132_n.jpg

[msW8ing]

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/430841_353276838017000_100000040602345_1394784_982 768867_n.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-im-a-pwofessional-gwump-i-take-my-job-vewy-sewious.jpg

[dixie]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-dogs-life-vs-cats-life.jpg

[UofMfan]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/translator08/HomeDepot.jpg

[msW8ing]

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/428934_309468035772875_244753448911001_894252_2452 95316_n.jpg

[UofMfan]

VhkDdayA4iA

[Novelafemme]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422617_10150505278856854_622961853_9264348_1583137 427_n.jpg

Warning: when you find what is hidden it might scare you.

*someone posted this on facebook and i actually did jump a little when i found the hidden ______.

[UofMfan]

Y8YhED4IgQA